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FIRST!!! TRASH BIN BABY HOMES FTW!!
All caps fail. Because all caps is far too enthusiastic at the time in the morning I am reading this.
Yeah, what kind of poophead uses all caps at this hour?
If owners imitate dogs and poophead owns one it would be a yappy Jack Russell.
Well put.
Why thank you.
Agreed, except that Jack Russells are really smart dogs. I’m thinking more like…a Pekingese.
No, that’s a pug. ::)
*pugs Killerwit*
HOOPLA!
omg I live in Santa Cruz… get me out of this fail town!
Don’t throw them away; recycle them!
For a greener tomorrow!
That’s the Al Gore way.
Global warming fail.
fail. for great justice.
A soylent greener tomorrow even
I see Soylent Green in our immediate future…
Baby dumping, eh?
“Baby, it’s not you. You’ll always be close to me, like a friend.”
but what are you supposed to do with ones you don’t want?
throw them in the place to drop unwanted babies, duh
With Angelina Jolie?
*masturbates*
but isn’t that a bin as well?
No, it’s not. Can’t you read the sign?
I’m trying to see it through the security camera, but all I can see is yellow…
Isn’t that what they make baby oil out of?
Haha!!
I love this blog… just awesome!
Phew. That’s a load off my mind.
Poophead, Boob and Dolt? OMFG.
Better to be Bo.
B-A-bay, B-E-bee, B-I-bicky-bi, B-O bo, bicky-bi bo, B-U bu, bicky bi bo bu.
Are babies compostable?
only if they’re dead
If they arn’t they just make compost.
i don’t see the fail in the stickers.
Call me an idiot if you will, but i don’t get it?
I see the fail in terrible mothers, but that happens, and that’s what they’re trying to prevent… not to mention not in the least bit funny.
Here’s a hint, it has to do with the ad on the side.
Also with the People’s Republic of California’s great compassion.
I didn’t notice the add and I still thought it funny.
Am I a bad person? =(
nvm.
I spoke to soon.
I see it…. eh, not very funny as far as failblog fails go.
And how is Soon doing?
That’s probably the only comment on this blog that has ever made me laugh out loud.
the fail is the advert to the right with a baby and it says ‘time for a new home?’ so its as if to say ‘time to get rid of you, baby, you’re headed for the dumpster.
Thats the fail. You’re very welcome.
dammit.
Followup exclamation win.
multiple posts too late fail.
…look at the advertisement.
*facepalm*
Ahh of course… and if it’s a new home then it’s not a bin.
a fail on so many levels
Don’t worry it’s just that someone in Santa Cruz DA office is also a fail-blogger and saw baby-fail.
O! Ye of not knowing what ‘juxtaposition’ means.
Look at the ad on the right.
Would that new home be a dumpster? XD
can anyone help me? i have to write an A4 report on the geography of cheese by tomorrow, i googled it and all 8 hits wanted me to give them money in exchange for information
Geography of cheese???
yes i was givern this task yesterday along with two other less confusing but still difficult maths tasks also due in tommorow
Wait. If you were given this assignment with two “other” *math* tasks, then are you sure you don’t mean the “geometry of cheese”? Because that makes a little more sense than geography.
Um… cheese is usually yellow… if it’s white throw it away because it’s milk… um… cheese is yummy in burgers… um… cheese can be used to kill cats.
can’t stand soft continental cheeses though
hah got it! good hard cheeses come from Britain and Switzerland and are nice rubbery cheeses come from Holland and aern’t nice soft yucky cheeses come from the rest of Europe and the middle east. and as for the rest of the world … well they’re not famous for cheese
done
Since I grew up in a state where people wear large, plastic wedges of cheese on their heads with some regularity, I must beg to differ with you.
GO PACKERS!!!! At least they don’t wear plastic corn cobs on their heads like people in my state.
No, but Wisconsin still has Corn Boils and they fight over who was in line to shuck it first. (Went there for the first time 2 weeks ago.) Cheese Curds are gross…. eww
Not when you put them on french fries, cover it all in gravy and call it Poutine!
MMMMMmmmmmmmmm….
Now I’m all homesick.
Depends on the cheese. I eat them more for the squeak than anything else. That’s how you can tell their fresh!!
In every piece of cheese, there’s a little bit of veal.
does those countries just East of Turkey count as eastern europe or the middle east?
Terrorist land
Only western turkey is in europe, the east is in asia (middle east) so anything east of there is asian.
yeah,Australia too.
OMG!! You said something besides *masturbates*!! *masturbates*
PLEASE don’t encourage him.
Yay!! This requires a celebration! *masturbates*
Look what you started…
All I can tell you about the geography of cheese is that the Kurds live in northern Iraq and southeastern Turkey.
No whey!!
what?
WIN!!
Urag-whey or Parag-whey?
ROFL…I have never laughed so hard about cheese in my life…which is kind of sad if you think about it. Cheese should bring more joy to people, all people, in every country. We should have cheeselebrations. Maybe the second Tuesday in August, every other leap year. Can I start a petition?
easy most cheeses are named after the area where they were origionally made, e.g. cheddar is near bath, Gouda is a town in holland. Just type the name of the cheese into google maps see where the town is and bullshi. from there.
ha ha the people from cheese.com must be thinking YES!!!!11 somone is actually using our site
Sorry but what? I just did your google and result 2 is “Cheese-Mistress.live-journal”
All hail the Cheese Mistress!
On a side note – searching Cheese by Region gives some answers you might find helpfull.
Wiki also lists cheese geographically by continent and country if that helps.
never trust wiki anyway i found a website called cheese.com which was pretty good with one major flaw: England, Great Britain and Corwall are listed as seperate counties
The best cheese in the world is the one with those Holes.
Black holes maybe? I think that the cheese symbolizes the universe… With his black holes and etc…
mmm…holes… *masturbates*
u need a life. *masturbates also*
I live in Santa Cruz and hadn’t heard about this. A google search later, and this is from 2002. And the original article isn’t even online anymore. Um, yea, a bit outdated?
It’s just old cow juice
Nesting Fail, One line post – win.
as if that stickers going to stop people
i mean if you stuck a sticker on a knife saying “do not use this as a weapon” it would just give people ideas
i want one on my mailbox. Maybe the storks will stop coming
“do not put bills in this mailbox”
ooooh. Pun win!
The article is a fail on its own right. Seriously. How about a “Do not stab your wife” warning sticker on every kitchen knife or a “Do not bludgeon your robbing victims to death” warning on every baseball bat? Or how about an unskippable “Do not copy this DVD” warning on every single DVD you watch? Oh wait…
that last one is already there, idiot. don’t you watch movies?
understanding sarcasm fail
People use sarcasm on the internet?
people use sarcasm in everything they say
How can you tell without the helpful closed captioning symbol for sarcasm (!)
Blatant sarcasm interpretation fail.
lol comprehension fail.
Hahaha so true…
what’s really funny is, I copy all the dvds i own to mp4, primarily so i can keep an online library and watch any movie at a moments notice over the wireless on my ps3, but a much appreciated side-benefit of it is, i copy just the movie, so i don’t have to deal with menus and unskippable bullshit…
copying your own movies for private use is fine.
the mpaa would argue otherwise- the digital millennium copyright act (did i get that right?) says it’s illegal to circumvent copy protection for any reason- they can eat my ass of course
Well then, what will they do about; when it comes to “Do not stab your own husband”?
New home WIN
Honestly… if a girl is stupid enough to toss her baby in the trash, instead of dropping it off in front of a church of fire dept. Then I seriously doubt that a sticker is going to stop her or make her think twice.
“Gee… this bin says no dumping, yet I cant have this baby… decisions decisions…”
church of fire dept. lol… I meant “or” obviously… >.> <.<
Church of Fire!!
hehheh yeah. cool. hehehehheh…
chat up line FAIL
It’s a forgery.
http://famguardian.org/Subjects/Life/News/DumpsterStickers-020820.pdf
That’s the original, check the address on the bottom. Doesn’t exist. Also, the date on the news story is a week before the baby was found.
Let’s play devil’s advocate here for a minute, k?
A sticker on a dumpster means that the guy dumping it into his truck isn’t going to check the dumpster first for a baby as the bin is clearly marked. That blows.
Who goes around checking dumpsters for babies?
Parent’s who can’t adopt?
who really does dump babies into dumpsters seriously… wouldn’t you rather give it away to an orpahnage.?
first, not every town has an orphanage, second, while not NEARLY as widespread as the media (without assigning liberal conservative or oterwise labels) would have you believe, it DOES happen.
They should put the sticker on the “this is not a bin” bin, just for good measure, and it would be perfectly alright to toss the baby in there. after all, its not a bin.
Seriously, some people do that. Heartless, really. I know someone who adopted a baby he found in the dumpster.
Haha! I remember reading that on the local news site, here in Santa Cruz County!
- JM.
I love how the baby is running away from the article
I would think that in the People’s Republic of Santa Cruz they wouldn’t have a problem with prom night dumpster babies. I would have thought that they would have government funded abortion clinics to nip it in the bud.
Or maybe the signs are not so much as to not dump the babies in the dumpster but to dump them in the recycle bin. No need to waste space in the landfill with recyclable material.
In Soviet Russia, baby dumps YOU!
As the mother goes to throw the baby away, she sees the sign and says, “Getting a fine for improper disposal isn’t what I signed up for! I was just going to murder my baby! I’m still human dammit!”
-Thus, the baby is saved.
WTF!!! Who the hell puts a baby in a dumpster. Put it up for adotion at least so it can live. Ppl r sick
How is this a fail. People are actually dumping their babies in the trash. Not at all amusing or funny.
but surely this is juxtaposition Win! is it not?