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FIRST!!! TRASH BIN BABY HOMES FTW!!
All caps fail. Because all caps is far too enthusiastic at the time in the morning I am reading this.
Yeah, what kind of poophead uses all caps at this hour?
If owners imitate dogs and poophead owns one it would be a yappy Jack Russell.
Well put.
Why thank you.
Agreed, except that Jack Russells are really smart dogs. I’m thinking more like…a Pekingese.
No, that’s a pug. ::)
*pugs Killerwit*
HOOPLA!
Don’t throw them away; recycle them!
For a greener tomorrow!
That’s the Al Gore way.
Global warming fail.
fail. for great justice.
A soylent greener tomorrow even
I see Soylent Green in our immediate future…
Baby dumping, eh?
“Baby, it’s not you. You’ll always be close to me, like a friend.”
but what are you supposed to do with ones you don’t want?
throw them in the place to drop unwanted babies, duh
With Angelina Jolie?
*masturbates*
but isn’t that a bin as well?
No, it’s not. Can’t you read the sign?
I’m trying to see it through the security camera, but all I can see is yellow…
Isn’t that what they make baby oil out of?
Haha!!
I love this blog… just awesome!
Phew. That’s a load off my mind.
Poophead, Boob and Dolt? OMFG.
Better to be Bo.
B-A-bay, B-E-bee, B-I-bicky-bi, B-O bo, bicky-bi bo, B-U bu, bicky bi bo bu.
Are babies compostable?
only if they’re dead
If they arn’t they just make compost.
i don’t see the fail in the stickers.
Call me an idiot if you will, but i don’t get it?
I see the fail in terrible mothers, but that happens, and that’s what they’re trying to prevent… not to mention not in the least bit funny.
Here’s a hint, it has to do with the ad on the side.
Also with the People’s Republic of California’s great compassion.
I didn’t notice the add and I still thought it funny.
Am I a bad person? =(
nvm.
I spoke to soon.
I see it…. eh, not very funny as far as failblog fails go.
And how is Soon doing?
That’s probably the only comment on this blog that has ever made me laugh out loud.
the fail is the advert to the right with a baby and it says ‘time for a new home?’ so its as if to say ‘time to get rid of you, baby, you’re headed for the dumpster.
Thats the fail. You’re very welcome.
dammit.
Followup exclamation win.
multiple posts too late fail.
…look at the advertisement.
*facepalm*
Ahh of course… and if it’s a new home then it’s not a bin.
a fail on so many levels
Don’t worry it’s just that someone in Santa Cruz DA office is also a fail-blogger and saw baby-fail.
O! Ye of not knowing what ‘juxtaposition’ means.
Look at the ad on the right.
Would that new home be a dumpster? XD
can anyone help me? i have to write an A4 report on the geography of cheese by tomorrow, i googled it and all 8 hits wanted me to give them money in exchange for information
Geography of cheese???
yes i was givern this task yesterday along with two other less confusing but still difficult maths tasks also due in tommorow
Wait. If you were given this assignment with two “other” *math* tasks, then are you sure you don’t mean the “geometry of cheese”? Because that makes a little more sense than geography.
Um… cheese is usually yellow… if it’s white throw it away because it’s milk… um… cheese is yummy in burgers… um… cheese can be used to kill cats.
can’t stand soft continental cheeses though
hah got it! good hard cheeses come from Britain and Switzerland and are nice rubbery cheeses come from Holland and aern’t nice soft yucky cheeses come from the rest of Europe and the middle east. and as for the rest of the world … well they’re not famous for cheese
done
Since I grew up in a state where people wear large, plastic wedges of cheese on their heads with some regularity, I must beg to differ with you.
GO PACKERS!!!! At least they don’t wear plastic corn cobs on their heads like people in my state.
No, but Wisconsin still has Corn Boils and they fight over who was in line to shuck it first. (Went there for the first time 2 weeks ago.) Cheese Curds are gross…. eww
Not when you put them on french fries, cover it all in gravy and call it Poutine!
MMMMMmmmmmmmmm….
Now I’m all homesick.
Depends on the cheese. I eat them more for the squeak than anything else. That’s how you can tell their fresh!!
In every piece of cheese, there’s a little bit of veal.
does those countries just East of Turkey count as eastern europe or the middle east?
Terrorist land