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First!
Nice one! Congrats!!! I’ve never seen someone get first post before, good job!
100 points for the right answer in the right place
-5 points for the wrong answer in the wrong place.
+5 points for WINing. -5 points for whining.
-10 points for a nonexistent word. WINING
+++1000 points to you all for being fail/win and giving me lolz.
-1000000000000000000000000 points because all First Trolls must be beat to death! *Beats First Troll to death*
yeah…beat that bitch, beat it long and hard
im long and hard
wait…no, i just caught a glimpse of a First Troll
First!
First fail.
it was the third fail, so yours is the
fifthfourthUnderstanding the joke fail.
the one who says “First” fails automatically. Feyn: wrong answer inthe wrong place –> fail. Drdr –> fail. RAWR like saying DrDr’s “First!” been the first fail here –> fail. Not understanding the joke –> fail.
… Confusing win?
Understanding the chain of fail win, methinks.
O I C.
… Not really.
i have a stinkin’ account but it wont let me post with it! what do i do? I WILL DO ANY THING TO KNOW PLZ!
Monty Python and the Holy Fail
Too much bolding, man.
Too boldly gone where others have already gone first.
at least I didn’t bold everything but just took a few
important words like FAIL u c ?
Congrats, you’re a clone !
*singing* Send in the clones. There ought to be clones.
I think I’m a clone now, ’cause every pair of jeans is a hand-me-down…
*Singing* I think I’m a clone now, there doesn’t seem to be anyone around…
ARGH! Using brain resources on old pop music associations FAIIIIIL!
I have
I have an account but it wont let me post with it. what do i do?
Awesome
Balloon
Creates
Disruption
Enabling
Felonious
Gains
How
Ingenious
lol
Nicely done.
Jackass
Killed
Limitless
Minutes
Nearly
Obtaining
Prized
Quotation
Regretfully
Stopping
Timidly,
Undeveloped.
Victory
Was
Yours
Zealot
Alphabet win?
Fail, , there’s a X in the alphabet. . .dolt!
lol – burn of the week WIN!
not even close
There’s an X in the alphabet.
Was
Xylophonically
Yours
Zealot
Idiot
Why does every feel the need to say “First!”??
Because First!
Because every likes the resultant hoopla that follows said declaration.
Honestly, I’d do it just to make someone use the word “hoopla”.
I also like to find reasons to use the word “hoopla”. See previous sentence for an example.
Talons, your page is demented! Giving your mom that “meal” was disturbed. Is you page full of hoopla?
Very much so. .
Um, WHY did you use two periods????
At this point, it’s just a troll. Stop having such hilarious responses to it and they’ll stop doing it.
Someday I’ll be first!
*sighs*
… so your wife continues to remind us.
BURN!!!!
BUUUUURNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
manogomy fail
I’m 82nd but I have more money and a bigger penis than you so I’m not going to lose too much sleep over it.
I’m sure your husband is very proud.
…what sort of insult was that?
…Dunno. What are your thoughts on this, Dr. Loz?
*Swivels in chair*
hmm, *pushes spectacles up*
I’m not sure, let me make some notes.
*Copies notes*
did I pass?
no, you failed
^^ Grammar fail. ^^
Husband shouldn’t be proud?
What are Husband?
Cheap homophobic comeback fail.
XD second!
don’t you feel special? Here have a balloon special boy!!!!
how creative can you get
:D:D
this is another of those “fails” that are actually wins.
camera fail.
balloon WIN.
My thoughts exactly, clearly a win on the balloon’s half.
The whole balloon must win or it fails.
“Half” being the balloon’s side of the equation. He was inferring the win of the “whole” balloon.
I knew what he meant, Half-Wit.
Orly?
Naaaah, im not really sure its a win for that balloon. I mean, how is she going to explain herself when the security comes? Poor poor ballooness…
oooooohhhh yeah
‘That’s what she said’ will continue after this.
That’s what you said she would say.
That’s what she said that you said that he said she would say.
lolwut
That’s what she said
that’s what she said you’d say
say what?
Quack?
This has been another episode of “That’s What She Said”.
Next week: some guy with a big weasel.
That is awesome. Too bad that the wind could easily blow the balloon away from the camera and expose whatever the hell one might be trying to hide from it.
hopefully the camera will rotate in order to continuously show the balloon.
Hopefully there’s an adhesive to keep the balloon stuck there. Counter-security engineering win.
a ballon boy and the wind hinself as accomplice…police is in the dark
a crime that could never be explained
orly? o.0
Balloon boy? *masturbates*
im lost…
In Soviet Russia, Balloon records CCTV!
I wonder if it’s related to the weather balloon that crashed in Roswell, New Mexico. Balloons often have long and prestigious family lines.
isnt CCTV chinese?
Closed circuit television.
You’re obviously not British. CCTV is the security system.
closed circuit television and anyhu aren’t you from japan
Here we go again. I’m FROM Japan, but I am presently in London. I also know about Boris Johnson, Dermot Murnaghan and how much people want to throw Gordon Brown off Big Ben.
actually i think that despite previous uselessness brown is actually alrightish now
You think?
It’s sad really. The only other options are a snob or a hippy.
Guess “American ” is out of the question?
Silly asians, the emergency number in the UK is 999!
what’s that got to do with anything?
win!
that doesn’t matter if they’re British or not…it’s a matter of just knowing certain things. Like knowing that CCTV = Closed Circuit TV
…or China Central Television for that matter. With over 1.3 billion chinese people around, I wonder which definition is more widely spread.
Should that be “CCCPTV”?
SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!
Cyrillic reference win?
er, but then that would be more like CCCPTB
this is definitely a win. fight the system!
In Soviet Russia, System fights you!
(Also read 1984)
i did i was a little confused about the ending; did they kill him or let him go in the end?
let him go having broken his spirit
They Killed him, but only after successfully converting him.
His “victory” in the end was that he could love Big Brother as the bullet passed through him. All his hatred had been dissolved, even that which he thought he could tuck away. Because he no longer hated Big Brother, the fact that he had no hatred was a victory, what he had been striving for. He was finally happy inn the world he was not cut out to be in (for all but the last page).
Ladies and gentlemen, the amazing Balloon of Secrecy.
Am I the only one reminded of 99 luftbalons, without the red part? (possible spelling fail)
Um….
Yes.
Neunundneunzig Luftballoone? Ist das richtig? Oder. . .
Where are all the lyrics about the luftbalons? Oh, dear.
99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hielt man fuer UFOs aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General
Eine Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn es so war
Dabei war da am Horizont
Nur 99 Luftballons
posting lyrics of old german songs nobody likes=fail
I like that song, so you fail.
I like Goldfinger’s version.
goldfinger = fail
Right making a living doing what you love and getting more tail then you know what do with is a HUGE fail.
respectively, if bands were characters from tv
then goldfinger would be squiggy from laverne and shirley
uhhhhhhhhhhhh, From James Bond?… OH riiight, Goldfinger is a
band, I get it …I’m not Stupid…
uberfail
This is what we’ve waited for.
yeah… not really a FAIL.
Balloon FTW!
(creepy government & contractor fail!)
The Thought Police have two-way telescreens.
13th!
Woo-hoo!
Jason called. He say’s Friday’s just fine.
nice(ish)
THATS not suspicious, oh noooo (and wtf do u all mean by never seen anyone get first post… THERES ALWAYS A FIRST POST!!!!!)
I think your sarcasm-detector is faulty.
Fail.
thx captain failvious!
othx!…
kthxbye.
-.-
sense of humor FAIL
Excessive exclamation points fail.
I agree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Way excessive exclamation points fail.
MacGyver is probably rescuing a Soviet national from that building right now.
I lol’d.
This is definitely win, or rather owned but not fail.
FIRST!!!!!111!!!!11!!!!!!!
lol, i just did that to annoy people
You have succeeded. Now get in the guillotine, or I throw you in the Thames. With only a potato as company.
*masturbates*
*Boots into Thames and guns down mr sausage with Kalashnikov*
Oh great, now there’s a pantsless corpse in the Thames. Thanks for that one BondFan…
Sorry!
*Scoops up mr sausage, puts pants on, then dumps back in Thames*
Better?
Ok, that was just…disturbing.
You just have a sit-down.
Keep your hands in plain sight if you are going to sit down. eeeww….
“Weird Fail” WIN
you know there is a security guard somewhere in that building, stumped as to why the camera is only seeing yellow….yelling at a camera tech on the phone…
Welcome aboard the witty bus, where you will join people such as Loz, dragnowriter and fuzz on the concept.
I’m the one clinging to the bottom of the bus and stalking all of them.
*Uses same Kalashnikov on Winter*
*ahem*
You spelled my name wrong.
NO POPCORN FOR YOU!
*boots Bondfan off the couch*
My popcorn!
*Snatches back from Dragonwriter*
Sorry…smoking piles of ash cannot snatch.
In the jar you go!
*Stuffs ashes in jar*
Please excuse my evil brother. He has no manners. May I have the honour of having some of your delicious popcorn?
*cums on popcorn*
Erm…it’s all yours, Bondfan.
Hopefully, this yahoo is collecting enough “little deaths” to actually die soon.
Mmm, is that butter?
talk to talons about that “seasoning”
In Soviet Russia, popcorn cums…..
er…
um…..
aww, just forget it.
*snork!*
While use use the Kalashnikov on Winter, I’ll attack the Darkness with my Magic Missle!
Whay thank you! Here, have some grenades.
The Dead Alewives reference FTW!!!
(And yes…there are girls here! :p )
i just listened to that
The wheels on the bus go round n round
I sing as I cling to the roof…
he probably thinks it’s a UFO but doesn’t want to tell anyone in case it turns out to be somthing simple like the moon or a baloon or somthing, and then he will get done for wasting police time
*Dragonwriter
*Bondagefan
*What the hell?!
(Jokes will not sink below this level)
(Idiots are sure to post below this level)
(Somebody trying to be witty is sure to post below this level)
EXPLOSION!
KA-BLAM!
…
ETCETERA!
MikeW, you take that back!!!!1!!!!
… … … … … … …
… … … … … … …
… … … … … … …
… … … … … … …
… … … … … … …
That’s just mean.
JAPANESE PRIME MINISTER YASUO FUKUDA TO RESIGN!
Brought to you by annoying headlines nothing to do with the fail.
*masturbates**
*Takes out Walther PPK*
You’re gonna regret that.
Well, if you do so…
*takes out clock* watches aren’t handy enough. And my clock is much better than your watch. At least it gives me the right time. Have you already realized that if you type the word click it looks just as if you’t type dick?
A Walther PPK is the pistol James Bond uses. As a demonstration, mr sausage is lying there with a bullet through his forehead and you talk about watches?
some watches are new, they do have “lasers”. I’ve put some of them on the moon, you see, I turned the moon into what I like to call a “Death Star”
Ineverfial is creating WMDs me must declare war!!!
You only need Powers.
imma chargin mah lasers!!!11!!eleven!!!
*psst* Fial, i think you’re looking for this one *takes clock, gives glock*
Uh oh, someone better call the GP!
“I think there’s something strange about that balloon. I see people in there.”
“You read the Yellow Wall-paper too much, Frank.”
suspicus baloon
is suspicus
And you’re the first “suspict”
it’s a work of art made by a man named William Lamson
Give the man a medal!
http://www.boingboing.net/2008/08/03/balloon-versus-cctv.html
Link is full story
I like baloons.
I hearby present to you the most random yet related comment award.
* masturbates*
Look, how many time do I have to brutally murder you berfore you get the point?
*Takes out bazooka-sniper rifle*
This may hurt a bit.
* BondFan gets a facial*
*Wipes face with handkerchief*
Eew! Right, mister. You asked for it.
*Puts mr sausage in path of incoming nuclear missile*
See ya!
*feeds BondFan some moar*
*Wipes again*
You sir are a disgrace to humanity.
*Dumps mr sausage in sea*
dude…some people are actually able to swim.
With concrete blocks attached to their feet?
*breaks concrete shoes with his enormous erection, masturbates some more*
*Takes out machine gun, shooting surface of water*
Watch mythbusters and report back on that (bullet proof water episode)
Now isn’t that
sweetsalty — the troll is feeding BondFan.Sausages fail.
Especially when they masturbate publicly.
Wait…is this a fail…or a win?
/ramble.
*jacks off*
If you do not be quiet, you will become miss. Just miss.
*balls shrink but still cover BondFans face*
*Tears balls to shreads*
I warned you…
*Rips off legs*
*uses dick as his only leg*
*replies to comment*
Stay out of arse kicking contests with mr. sausage. It might get
gross as he gets busy.
*gets busy*
I’m sorry, but I actually lol’d…just a little bit, right here. I had held it in before, out of respect due to the legitimate masterbaters in the room, but “getting busy”? that was just too funny.
You called?
And that’s “Mr. Masterbates” to you, AB.
Don’t let Loz catch you misspelling her favorite word, Ms. Poe-etic and doc…
When fishing, there is a person selected to prepare all the lures.
Would you care to guess the title of such a person?
*waits for the answer with baited breath*
Now that you’ve got us hooked, your line better not be a sinker.
the master baiter
*howls with joyous laughter*
*howls with riotous laughter and wipes up small bit of wee*
A wee bit of wee?
I love the bird poop splattered all down the wall, which shows that mostly all the security cam is used for is a perch for pigeons. This camera lives a life of being owned.
“We have a code yellow”
as a funny prank, walk up to the register at the local walmart, and have them say over the PA, “We have a Code Black in the (whatever) Department.”
There is no code black
how about not
another good one is to ask “have you got any black and white chequered paint?”
dear lord,
what i need right now is for you to send a meteor the size of a yugo straight for this planet. i need that because right now some country wannabe “boot scootin’ boogie” numbnut is playing at the Grabde Ole Opry. When that meteor blasts through the upper and lower stratosphere at ultrasonic speeds, it will cut through the ceiling of the Grande Ole Opry like ait wasn’t even there. The explosion will be terribly huge and the body count will be worse. But lets get down to brass tacks. When that mini Ragnarok slams into the planet, it’s going to create massive tremors that will break windows and frighten the masses. Once those tremors lash out in every direction, it’s going to make at least one piece of white trash to topple and hit the ground. Lord, I need it to be the one that sold his children’s bicycles to have the cost of adimission to get into Graceland. You know the one i’m talking about. The one who has the 2 inch thick plate in his head. There’s going to be broken gas lines in the ground from the earthquake, so there’s going to be lots of natural gas leaks. When the white trash hits the ground while visiting Elvis Presley’s resting space and that massive plate strikes the concrete, there’s going to be a terrible spark that ignites the whole damn place and blasts the KING’s corpse out of his final resting place. Once airborne, I need you to use your divine power to guide what’s left of Mr. Rotting Hunk of Burning Love onto a NASCAR track. I’d really be in your debt if you could make it land on Dale Earndhart(SP?)’s fag mobile and send him and the other racers spiraling out of control when the king’s useless maggot trough hits his hood with a resounding, empty eye socketed “THANK YOU VERY MUCH”. But I don’t want you to kill them, lord. i want each one of those talentless asstards to climb out of their crumpled jack-off mobiles and start having and orgy with each other. Not just any orgy, but the gayest, rim-destroying, shlong fest EVAARR! May their man-love know no bounds as they lick, gobble, and cornhole each other into a frenzy that burns the eyes from the very fans watching them. I want everyone bearing witness to the Manmeat-thrustapalooza to start melting like those nazi’s in Raiders of the Lost Ark. i want this from you because i’ve had a bad day and while i was at the gas station i HAD TO WAIT BEHIND 2 F’ING REDNECKS WHO WOULD NOT SHUT UP ABOUT THEIR GODDAMN POWERBALL TICKETS AND ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS PAY FOR MY GAS!
ahem.
so if you could just hit me on the flipside andmake this happen, i would totally stop kneecapping nuns on the sabbath.
hugs and kisses,
proteus
((staring at what Proteus wrote))
You know, I just have nothing that can top that.
Except that UCLA just beat Tennessee 27-24 in OT,
And that I went to UCLA….
And Tennessee is FULL of goddamn rednecks….
I’m sure some of them suffered a fatal heart attack upon seeing
that score… and there is a small, infinitessimal chance two of them
were the rednecks of whom you refer….so there you go.
Now, I’m waiting for Fuzz to correct my Engrish or something.
Oya suminisai, y’all
Flutter
Wow. I appluad (sp). May help a bit if you stopped the kneecapping first though…
I think this balloon was actually an art piece, meant to protest the crazy surveillance going on these days.
really.
That, or it was just someone finding an extremely clever way of subverting authority.
firat again >: D
That is a Banksy picture
Is that gas outlet being supported by the pipes?
WOW! you care way too much about gas outlets, are you a gas technician, or something similar?
Big Brother FAIL.
Nineteen Eighty-FAIL.
Do you mean, George Orwell’s book – 1984? Or that the year, Nineteen Eighty was a fail year?
I hope there’s a face drawn on the balloon in felt tip pen
Umm. this is not a fail, its intentional. from a site called woostercollective.com this is suppose to be “artistic” get yer facts strait!!1
This balloon and his friends are up to no good.
Yet another DUPLICATE fail.
i love how a hi-tech camera can be stop by something as simple as this
ftw
Of course… hiding the balloon in plain sight always works… /sarcasm
Fail for the camera. Epic win for the balloon
Hm, yes, the balloon trick.
wouldnt that be a win if they get away with whatever they were trying to hide?
crazily clever evil plan WINWINWINWINWIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If the balloon was put deliberately to block the camera (say by a criminal) then it’s a win. If it was put up by the owner of the building, then it’s a fail. If the camera was just one of those Radio Shack fakes, it’s an epic fail.
Quick point, couldnt that be a win for robbers?
y do people only talk about who comes first or sum shit instead of the picture?
It has to be a WIN! ><
This is graffitti…
“Identification of fail” fail…