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167 Failures in Communication »

Snusch

No, what you actually wanted to express was:

“Im so gay!”

thepowerofblue

Possibly. From dictionary.com:

gay
adjective
1. having or showing a merry, lively mood: gay spirits; gay music.

ronber

Your Bratwurst’s a nice gay tool.

 
Loz

George Michael is, Andrew Ridgeley is not.
Half fail.

 
thanatos

Andrew wasn’t - Just George.

lostprophet

It’s all the sausage does

 
 
 
 
 
miketysonsgoldtooth

Edification win.

 
Snusch

Is that original meaning of “gay” so little known in England/Austraila/the US/etc.??

Sara J

Nah, we know it… it’s just that we’re childish enough to ignore it when it suits or inappropriate needs.

Snusch

I envy you for having a word with such a nice insulting ambiguity, and pity you for not making frequent use of it :-/

Malfeasant

o we use it quite frequently

 
 
 
 
 
MikeW of VA

Possible nomination for burn o the week!

 
 
 
 
Superfluous D

You phail more than the phone. Well done!

 
 
 
 
thepowerofblue

Low risk of wire tap WIN.

 
Loz

No wire-tapping, but possible string-tapping.

Kit

“George! George are you still there? It sounds like you are talking into a tin can?!”
“I’m here Bob, but it sounds like you are talking into a plastic cup!”

I think I remember this game when I was 6… it didn’t work then either.

 
 
 
 
 
Nick\\

Psh what a fail failure

Huggy Bear

I don’t see how the fail fails, it seems a perfect fail to me. Just don’t expect to tell me that over the phone. OMFGLMFAOROFL I crack myself up

sarcasm meter \/
Bein’ serious[-------------------------------------------------=---]EXPLOSION!!!!!!
/\

Huggy Bear

My sarcasm meter just failed. :(

 
MikeW of VA

careful with that, mr sausage may do some unpleasant stuff…

 
 
 
Jim

That was funny! And I bet it’s a free phone too.

PigPillow

Well, I’ll bet against!
A phone that good can’t be free.
It can’t.
DON’T YOU EVER TELL ME THAT PHONE IS FREE AGAIN!!!
Puh. Seriously, it really isn’t free. It costs a lot.
Very much. Like, a HUGE amount of money. More then you’ll get. Ever.
Well, anyone else who wants to join the betting?

State Your Name

Yep. That ain’t free. When you use this phone, they take the money you get when you pass GO!

nucking futs

Do not pass go, do not collect $200?

 
 
 
 
thunder_foot

the fone fails…. but wack… you fail even more…
what do you want me to say?

“Congratulions for commenting first…”?

Such an achivment….

wack

It’s just a sign of how boring and pointless my life really is.
I didn’t want any recognition from anyone, why would I?
do you really think what you say really matters to me, some random person from the internet.
So why are you telling me?
It’s because you’ve got nothing better to do either, nothing to say, you just wanted your input when it was really not neccasery at all.
If any one thinks I’m taking this to far and blowing it out of proportion then your welcome to say so because i really can’t be bothered

This Old Man Rolling Home

I’ll give a dog a bone.
1. It’s a given. You’re posting on failblog.
2. Tell us why you don’t want recognition.
3. Do; Internet?
4. Why would you visit a psychiatrist and not want their opinion?
5. necessary
6. anyone; too; proportion,; you’re; I; bothered.

 
GOAL!

But you were bothered enough to make a post about how you can’t be bothered?

 
Tiamat Ruler

thunder_foot: phone*, Congratulations*, achievement*

wack: necessary*, you’re*, and a shit ton of grammar errors.

 
GenderBender

and he was never seen on failblog ever again…

 
MikeW of VA

Don’t forget the illustrious Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film

 
 
 
 
blkshrk2nd

lol! its the phail phone!

Tom Trifik

Does it come in other colors?
Will it come out in a wireless [stringless] version?

bonocat

it comes in the 12oz, 9oz, and 6oz versions as well as in a wonderful array of party colors!!!

 
blkshrk2nd

well, we’re still working on it. but there’s red, blue, green, yellow, black, white, silver, pink, rainbow, and brown colors. unfortunately, the black/silver/red/yellow one is only available in the UK at this time.

 
 
 
Loz

I don’t have a ‘me’.

Dragonwriter

Okay, Loz…about this identity crisis you are having… ;)

 
Gary

Yay! That’s my pet peeve right there!
Go LOZ!

 
 
Chopchops

Special powers or just special?