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FIRST!
Im so happy!
No, what you actually wanted to express was:
“Im so gay!”
Possibly. From dictionary.com:
Oh, wham.
Wham were certainly gay.
Your Bratwurst’s a nice gay tool.
George Michael is, Andrew Ridgeley is not.
Half fail.
Andrew wasn’t – Just George.
*masturbates*
It’s all the sausage does
Edification win.
spell fail
This is your brain on drugs.
Is that original meaning of “gay” so little known in England/Austraila/the US/etc.??
Nah, we know it… it’s just that we’re childish enough to ignore it when it suits or inappropriate needs.
I envy you for having a word with such a nice insulting ambiguity, and pity you for not making frequent use of it
o we use it quite frequently
yes… we are that ignorant….
Possible nomination for burn o the week!
um… okay, but that is is old definition, as you can see, modern times have really changed the meaning of certain words drastically, gay, being one of them.
Possibly, from urbandictionary.com/
Gay
sexual attraction to the same sex, and only the same sex
really, happy for being first, and then commenting on yourself
You phail more than the phone. Well done!
Oops… name change required…
identity fail!
*has crisis*
*plays Crysis*
*masturbates**
Apparently mr sausage has figured out who the women are on this site…
Crysis pwns.
bahah genius
Ya economic phone WIN!!!
Low risk of wire tap WIN.
Nosey US government fail!
No wire-tapping, but possible string-tapping.
“George! George are you still there? It sounds like you are talking into a tin can?!”
“I’m here Bob, but it sounds like you are talking into a plastic cup!”
I think I remember this game when I was 6… it didn’t work then either.
by EVH?
hooray!
Psh what a fail failure
I don’t see how the fail fails, it seems a perfect fail to me. Just don’t expect to tell me that over the phone. OMFGLMFAOROFL I crack myself up
sarcasm meter \/
Bein’ serious[-------------------------------------------------=---]EXPLOSION!!!!!!
/\
My sarcasm meter just failed.
careful with that, mr sausage may do some unpleasant stuff…
That was funny! And I bet it’s a free phone too.
Well, I’ll bet against!
A phone that good can’t be free.
It can’t.
DON’T YOU EVER TELL ME THAT PHONE IS FREE AGAIN!!!
Puh. Seriously, it really isn’t free. It costs a lot.
Very much. Like, a HUGE amount of money. More then you’ll get. Ever.
Well, anyone else who wants to join the betting?
Yep. That ain’t free. When you use this phone, they take the money you get when you pass GO!
Do not pass go, do not collect $200?
the fone fails…. but wack… you fail even more…
what do you want me to say?
“Congratulions for commenting first…”?
Such an achivment….
It’s just a sign of how boring and pointless my life really is.
I didn’t want any recognition from anyone, why would I?
do you really think what you say really matters to me, some random person from the internet.
So why are you telling me?
It’s because you’ve got nothing better to do either, nothing to say, you just wanted your input when it was really not neccasery at all.
If any one thinks I’m taking this to far and blowing it out of proportion then your welcome to say so because i really can’t be bothered
I’ll give a dog a bone.
1. It’s a given. You’re posting on failblog.
2. Tell us why you don’t want recognition.
3. Do; Internet?
4. Why would you visit a psychiatrist and not want their opinion?
5. necessary
6. anyone; too; proportion,; you’re; I; bothered.
But you were bothered enough to make a post about how you can’t be bothered?
thunder_foot: phone*, Congratulations*, achievement*
wack: necessary*, you’re*, and a shit ton of grammar errors.
and he was never seen on failblog ever again…
“And there was much rejoicing…”
“yay”
*masturbates*
What IS it with you guy??
Sheesh.
*guys
Where’s my bukkit o’ pudding?
Don’t forget the illustrious Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film
lol! its the phail phone!
Does it come in other colors?
Will it come out in a wireless [stringless] version?
it comes in the 12oz, 9oz, and 6oz versions as well as in a wonderful array of party colors!!!
well, we’re still working on it. but there’s red, blue, green, yellow, black, white, silver, pink, rainbow, and brown colors. unfortunately, the black/silver/red/yellow one is only available in the UK at this time.
thirteenth
Unlucky.
Not if your me
I don’t have a ‘me’.
Okay, Loz…about this identity crisis you are having…
Yay! That’s my pet peeve right there!
Go LOZ!
Special powers or just special?
my mommy says I’m special
Sarcasm win.
It’s someone blatantly taking the Michael out of the phone company’s fail.
I would hug them for their wit.
Breaking AT&T monopoly WIN!
no fail just a huuge win for the guy who put that.
What? No ethnocentrism-based jokes yet?
What a shame.
Um…hm…lessee…um….
YOUR COUNTRY IS STUPID!!
Feel better…?
Hmm, ethnicity and nationality aren’t necessarily linked.
Your ethnicity is stupid!
Well, I’m glad someone picked up on that, even if you didn’t actually find it funny…
:p
If you zoom out a bit further, you see the two girls lining up for this one cup.
LOL.
*barfs*
*wipes off vomit*
*offers bucket*
super gross *><*
Hey! That’s my bukkit o’ pudding!
*grabs it back*
*cums into the bucket*
*eyes twitch while staring at sausage swallowing the bucket’s contents*
Dude…seriously. Just stay the hell away from me.
I still don’t get it.
You don’t want to. You REALLY don’t want to.
Constructed => Not funny..
Says who? Constructed can be quite funny.
That’s one of them flimsy, newfangled phones, I’ll bet it falls apart in a week. The ones made of tin will last you forever. Harumph.
When I was your age, I had to walk buck-naked through forty miles of snow uphill both ways to get to school.
wow there must have been a lot of techtonic activity there.
why didn’t you put some clothes on?
tectonic*
According to RogueThree’s account, possibly Teutonic as well.
“Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o’clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing ‘Hallelujah.’
But you try and tell the young people today that… and they won’t believe ya’.”
I think – Awesome win! Not for the phone company, for the joker who hung that cup there. Very funny.
Joker? Joker????
Haven’t you been around my area these are entirely real, my friend.
In fact, they are cheaper and more environmentally friendly.
The only drawback of course is that only 2 people can have a conversation at any one time.
ok, I stand corrected. Awesome win for the environmental engineer that installed the environmentally friendly communication device.
BTW, arn’t phone SUPPOSED to allow a conversation between 2 people? Are you saying this device has no speaker-cup?
By the way, stone age called. They want their advanced communication device back.
no that’s not it it’s that everyonr on the same telephone system will be talking to each other at once and you won’t be able tto make calls to other electronic or even dissconnected string networks
Why so serious?
Agreed.
Yes, it’s all a part of the Joker’s diabolical plot to cripple the communications network of Gotham!
It’s urban art.
This is a guerilla art installation, which has been documented all over the place.
It might be an art FAIL, but not a phone FAIL.
But if it had been a gorilla art installation, it would have been a WIN.
This is weak… So easily staged… Fail Blog is better than this.
no it’s not!
Respect for a site that gives you free entertainment Fail?
It’s the fact that someone had the idea! Just because someone wasn’t really this stupid does not make it not funny.
And really, if you check on how many pics someone has said failblog wasn’t living up to itself, you’d see that this is really all failblog is. It’s no better than this right here.
who the fuck is on the other side, Fonzie or a boy scout?
I mean I agree that this might be a win because someone probably put that up there as a joke.
This is not a “fail”, it’s just someone being funny. The phone’s been removed and someone made a stringphone. Funny, not fail.
string string string string
string string string string
a-stringa-phone
I have a mobile that looks EXACTLY like this, but it’s in black.
my cell works about as well as this setup.
Your brain cell?
I’m guessing your ringtone is Ride of the Valkyries.
Er, reply fail. Meant for FACE, above.
Oh, Loz. Rough day?
I’ve no idea how it happened…
(Teehee…I love these self fails… :p )
This reply meant for Malfeasant in “Balcony Fail”.
Model railroaders do it entering a tunnel.
Bend over and I’ll enter a tunnel.
:knock: :knock: :knock:
Gasman! Gasman here!
Damn straight. The only other one is ‘Tranquil Ocean’. In all honesty is isn’t actually THAT good of a phone .. but it came with a free handsfree headset add-on, so its all good. Elastically-speaking.
that is probably a the highest quality connection you’ll get from any phone company, its real-time and uses pure analog signal
none of that digital crap in sight lol
Actually there’s more of a delay than on a normal phone, considering sound travels slower than electricity/radio waves.
However installed this new phone, is a genius.
However made the above comment is obviously NOT someone who belongs in the genii group.
*sharpens meat cleaver*
Tiamat, *cuddles*
Sorry, I’ve been busy with college. *cuddles*
Ahah, why?
we rest our case
SIXTY-EIGHTH!!! WIN!
68, 68…Let me see, is that number significant in any way? 70 could be. 65 too. But 68?
nope, 68 just doesn’t seem important. At least the person spelled eighth right.
true, but if he was more patient and waited for one more post before having done that it would be win.
One more and he could have been 69th.
Gee thanks for explaining that one, never would have caught it otherwise.
is that another language?
i do hope your’re gender isn’t german
you are gender isn’t german…sounds somehow strange…
bloody spelling nazis
grammar*
*gives cookies out to all the spelling and grammar nazis* I love you guys!
Not to mention they spelled it youR’re!
Double fail?
ive seen a phone box full of tin cans before, another version of this!
Operator, I’d like to place a collect call to Timmy, 10 feet away.
I lol’d
Lulz
On the contrary, that pic is epic win… for being a hilarious smart-ass. <3
“Can ya hear me now?”
Its called Sprint, ’cause you have to run to find service.
That’s a loller.
Agreed…someone has a sense of humor whomever put this work in place…
I’m just waiting for someone to say it was shopped…(in 3..2..1..)
It’s shopped
WIN, not fail.
I am actually REALLY mad about this being a fail
this came from a street art site
and it was meant to be art
not a fail
Is this an upgrade from the “999″ Brit Phone?
Can you hear me now . . . ?
haha! brings back :childhood: memories. I hear it actually works.
They probably removed the old pay phone because they’re becoming more and more obsolete, but left the compartment, so somebody put the cup and string there as a practical joke.
While I’m on the subject: did anyone ever get those homemade telephones to work?
sure, you just have to pull the string tight
Wheres mah corn…..
oh, it’s cute…..
i remember when i was young, we enjoyed playing Phoning with each others…
“I’m sure there /has to be someone on the other end of the string”
i just wonder how someone can apply rule 34 to this
darn budget cuts
Awww…that’s so cute. ^___^
simplicity WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WIN!