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Service bot.
This is not a reply
Burn of the week WIN.
Life Expectation Fail.
You didn’t like the magazine either?
OMFG or Penis?
it’s not a bin, it’s a Rubbish Recepticle.
It’s not a bin, it’s a Recepticle-American…and it resents you calling it rubbish!
This is not a funny comment.
its a trashcan not a bin, bins are for throwing trash away
bin is a archive type d00d
Your name brings up disturbing memories.
Disturbing memory and possible official ear worm song follows:
Bin, the two of us need look no more
We both found what we were looking for
With a friend to call my own
I’ll never be alone
And you, my friend, will see
You’ve got a friend in me
(you’ve got a friend in me)
etc…
It’s the pet rat song, and I apologize for my performance:
not a reply, but a fail.
it’s undercover bin.
LIAR!
Osama Bin Laden’s Hideout.
That’s a win… or a bin…
Or a rin tin tin.
Or a pin in my chin
And a din at Beijin’
That’s surely a sin, much to my chagrin.
Your thinkin’ is in.
*hears violin*
*drinks gin herein*
*gigantic WIN!*
LMAO. EPIC Win!
Give the wheel a spin.
What’s with all the din?
It does make me grin.
*ends obnoxious rhyming chain*
If you think you can end it, then you are insane!
his not here for the money, he is here for the fame :@
What a pain.
I feel so lame…
Don’t, George W. Bush isn’t your name.
JOHN MCCAIN!
*shoots up heroin*
That made me grin
Osama WIN Laden
he’s been dead since before 9/11 so get over it!
I’m already over it. I’m OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND!
WHAT, 9000!?
YEAHHHHHHHHHHH, 9000!!!?!!?
IT’S OVER (insert big number here)!!!!!
Lol undercover
it is in denial
a bin on wheels
A wheely bin?
Ghostworld is a place of no wheely bins, I presume.
wheely, it’s not a bin…
o wheeley?
Place to drop unwanted babies.
*masturbates*
Your actions were predictable due to your name.
As were yours, stupid and not funny. HAH. SNAP, SNAP.
James Bond is very witty, you uncultured cretin.
Indeed, but I know James Bond, and as your previous failures have indicated, you sir are no James Bond.
i would assume that’s why his name says “Fan” XD
awww common it makes him feel less worthless if he thinks he’s bond
…I dunno who, but someone got OWNED! Oh Yeahhh
*c’mon or *come on. A common mistake, yes?
*cums on*
*cums off*
Anomnom, there is no debating you’re a friend of Senator “Binson.”
It’s a bigger Place To Drop Unwanted Babies
just another trashcan, where you can dumo your babies
.
dump*
*earns another point towards his Junior Spelling/Grammar Nazi badge*
It’s a label *on* a bin
Captain Kirk is being proactive in case any more evil computers show up.
I bet is one of the CIA installations.
Must be a Dalek.
There we go, name back to normal.
ZOMFG! its a transformer!
Don’t you know (the painting? Ceci n’est pas une pipe?
Is it a pipe?
Damn! Someone beat me to the Margritte similarity
Magritte ….so THAT’S the name of that weird painter.
If you’re not familliar with him, Google “Magritte” images. Whoa !
Yeah. Does the word “THIS” refer to the bin, the sign, the message or the surrounding world?
Belgian surrealism win!
Would you like an apple dangled in front of your face? And a bowler hat?
The sign is a lie!
The bin is in denial.
The bin contains cake.
the cake is a lie, and the thread comes full circle
Ceci n’est pas une bin.
Ceci un poubelle.
WIN!
Ich bin kein bin.
Mülltonne
Nein, dis bin is da shitz.
“I’m not a’ bin’?”
you mean “Das ist kein Kasten?
Trying to look smart fail
It was a reference to Kennedy’s speech, and anyway I don’t speak German so I had Google translate it for me. Sure you can call it a fail, but in other news, aren’t we going to see a photography of Bristol Palin on Failblog soon?
Max, looks like you’ve got fail; don’t be unkein –
You’ve Got Fail’s post has the better wit; er ist der Besserwisser.
un bin (i think)
Ceci n’est pas une win? :-p
Well, at least someone brought up “The Treachery of Images.” Google it folks; you’ll see what I’m talking about. This could be an art installment; did no one think about that?
it’s a computer program designed to get trash written in C++.
IT’S A TRAP!
Artoo, close all bins on the Detention level!
Hey, aren’t you a little short to be a stormtrooper?
I’m here to rescue you!
I don’t care what you smell! Get in there!
Would someone get this walking carpet out of the way?
These aren’t the bins you’re looking for…
It’s a Magritte reference win.
And this is not a comment.
And this is not a reply.
And this is not a reply to the reply that isn’t a reply. @_@
My head a splode.
it is a picture of a pipe
This reminds me of Margritte’s ‘this is not a pipe. It is a picture of a pipe’ Makes sense if you think about it.
It’s a Has Bin.
This is not a double post
These are not the driods you are looking for. I want to have Jedi powers!
You wanna buy some death sticks
you want to go home and rethink your life
I’ve come back from the dead! this is part of my modern work!
someone’s bin taking the piss…
You’ve bin punning.
*You’ve* been — SHIT!
that was a rubbish response.
I concur. Without Loz or Dragonwriter, things have been slipping.
well don’t look to me to carry the pail.
I’m not. I was just suggesting the above mentioned should come out of hiding.
*waves* over here!
*hugs bondfan*
Ah! There you are! Good, good. You can set to work executing all those who do not make comments up to standard.
Hmm, I’m not really in the mood for it today. I must be ill.
Oh. How about giving them a fish slapping dance?
I believe Dragonwriter has the fish. I don’t keep one on my person.
How about the COMFY CHAIR!
I personally think a gift of a Hungarian phrasebook would do just fine.
Hungarian Phrasebook?
*Reads*
“I vill not buy this record; it is scratched.”
My hovercraft is full of eels!
*blink blink*
Umm…herring? Popcorn? Tingles?? *FOOOOOM!!*age??
Sorry, I’ve been on another thread playing (identity) Crysis, so I’m a little behind.
(Yes…I did just say that I’m a little bit of an ass.)
*Slaps Dragonwriter*
I told you that was too many cups of coffee!
*FOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!*
*watches in satisfaction as a wee curl of smoke rises from Bondfan’s charred remains*
NO one slaps the dragon.
That was my evil twin. Thanks for burning him. Let us be in peace.
*kisses Dragonwriter for saying ‘wee’*
*smooch*
Alright, knock it off, you two. Get back to work!
wow Bondfan has more identical siblings than there were James Bond actors. Will the real Bondfan please get a better name?
ceci ce n’est pa un bin…
skip to the end…
I believe you meant to type “ceci n’est pas une poubelle”.
…désolé pour ta robe…
French textbook reference WIN!
textbook french reference win
up jumbling words win.
*listens to Yoda-ling*
The Sound alive are the Hills with music the!
You forgot the ‘of’
Alive with the sound of music the hills are, hmmm ?
Do not try to put anything in the bin, that is impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth. There is no bin.
it is your mind which has stuff put in it
matrix reference win!
The red pill or the yellow pill?
“Yellow”??
*facepalm*
*napalm*
I love the smell of facepalm in the mornin’.
I love the smell of rancid yak butter in the morning!
Matrix reference fail.
no, win! *lalalalalalala* i cant hear you.
*screams in lawl’s ear* CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW???
GOOD!
You must have taken the *blue* pill, because you’ve forgotten everything.
Alright, lemme be the first to type the obviuos: this is not a comment.
This is a computer generated formation of words into a comprehensible (?) sentance.
*sentence* Spelling Fail.
A death “sentance,” if you will.
Whoops. I can never remember how to spell sentence. You may slice of my head for that. With a rusty spatula.
And repeat with my left leg for my atrocious spelling of ‘of’
It would be less bloody, if you let them cut off your hat.
Which hat? Bowler? Panana? Top? Russian? Samurai? Turban?
perhaps just to keep everyone happy you should eat your hat
*Takes massive bite out of hat*
Mmm…Needs salt.
*Shakes salt*
Nah, needs curry.
Tim Curry?
Lemon Curry?
Turban Turban Turban,
I made you out of cloth.
When you catch on fire,
I have to take you off!
Wait, you stop and argue over “sentence” and “off” but fail to catch the bungling of “All right” and “obvious” from the original posting?
Can I get an official ruling here?
Anyone?
At least a demotion within the ranks…
*hands annabellie the herring*
And I already took away his popcorn and booted him off the couch.
*hug* I NEED LOOOVEEE
“The form alright as a one-word spelling of the phrase all right in all of its senses probably arose by analogy with such words as already and altogether. Although alright is a common spelling in written dialogue and in other types of informal writing, all right is used in more formal, edited writing.”
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1)
Based on the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2006.
I wasn’t aware you considered this a forum on funny pictures more formal, edited writing. What’s this obsession with spelling? *shaking head*
‘alright’ is not an actual word, I’m sorry to break it to you.
merriam-webster.:
The one-word spelling alright appeared some 75 years after all right itself had reappeared from a 400-year-long absence. Since the early 20th century some critics have insisted alright is wrong, but it has its defenders and its users. It is less frequent than all right but remains in common use especially in journalistic and business publications. It is quite common in fictional dialogue, and is used occasionally in other writing .
Fail.
Doesn’t anyone use old english anymore (aside from scholars and monty python enthusiasts)? Language changes, and new words are added to the lexicon almost daily. Who decides what is a word and who doesn’t?
Obviously a fail. You aren’t the first to mention that that is not a comment. Nor that this is not a reply.
Damn.
Bin bin bin been bin bin been. Bean.
Do you need to lie down a bit?
Osama bin Bean.
This is not a comment.
Copycat. (See above)
Yes. dropofkim, you are under arrest on charges of plagurism, and unoriginality.
*Snaps handcuffs onto dropofkim’s hands, led into waiting patrol car*
plagiarism*
Maybe I’m not so ill after all.
*Handcuffs self and leads self into patrol car*
*swallows keys*?
Bukkit o’ pudding, anyone??
Nah, you can have it all.
as long as it isn’t from mr. sausage
Damn.
Say that to the judge, bub!
That to the Judge, Bub!
a vagrant’s home maybe?
Actually, its not… Its a sticker ON a bin
very true.
This is not my beautiful bin!
Same as it ever was.
Talking Heads win !
This is not my suit which is 5 sizes too big.
This is not making sense.
This is not a cake!
D’oh can you not see the bike lock behind it – This is obvious a mode of transport not a bin. Possibly an undecover vehicle for the RSPCC.
i wasn’t sure at first either, but it’s a bin for wheel.
This is not a post !
I’ve been living a lie…
THIS IS NOT A PIPE.
My thoughts, exactly.
Whatever you say Monseiur Magritte.
fails without penis are so not funny. you all fail.
And that’s why you’re not funny
As his name would suggest.
I concur. The little prick…
If it is not ‘A’ bin, is it ‘B’ bin?
This is not an attempt to initiate a global thermonuclear war through the use of inflammatory postings on an electronic logging forum on a global information distribution network. Seriously.
And if one does commence as a result of this post, I will disavow all knowledge of having made such a post. And someone better pass me a nuke.
Cold war WIN!
Not once it commences, it is not…
*Accidentally pushes red button*
*Explosion heard*
Whoops! There goes Cuba!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME…?
“How about a nice game of chess ?”
oooh. a NOT joke
This bin is NOT black
Of course it’s not a bin. It’s a trash can. Duh.
Oh, by the way, 10 more days till…you know what.
russia invade south carolina.
cough *WTC*
Where’s That Chick….really good question
Oh for crying out loud, how can any of you forget what happened 10 days from now? The US has been using the day for the Iraq war, second to oil.
You must be psychic!
Alright, since even Loz can’t get it (SHAME!), does 9/11 come to mind? Anyone?
Grammar fail. Loz got it. BondFan didn’t.
I know, I know. I should have said 10 days from now 6 years ago but I couldn’t be arsed.
*ahem*… 7 years.
If you genuinely think people didn’t get what you were hinting at, you’re a fool.
Or people are stupider than I thought.
Of course. It’s my favorite Porsche.
Certainly better than the 914. What an ugly beast that was.
Or the 12741. A car that will live in infamy.
My dad had a 914, but he sold it a couple of months before I got my drivers permit. Psychic father win! Cool son fail.
win!
The purpose of the Iraq (or Irag) War was NOT to obtain more oil, but apparently to annoy enough Muslims to start a global jihad to RAISE the price of oil. Actually, just us infidels breathing could be enough to start jihad.
Meanwhile, 1.5 TRILLION barrels of oil lie in the Green River shale field, (according to USGS) and perhaps a half a trillion are left untapped in north Alaska (extrapolated from production of field 1002).
IF IRAQ WAS TO GET OIL, WHY NOT START U.S. PRODUCTION ?
If the idea was to send as much money overseas as possible, then Iraq makes sense.
Woah, it’s exactly 10 days until it’s 7 years since something bad happened! We should definitely mark this special day.
Waaah! Why won’t anyone be sensible!
*Bawls like a baby*
Because this site is run off a sarcasm powered turbine. Just doing my bit, ma’am.
I’m male!
Makes absolutely no difference to me, ma’am.
are you sure?
well bondfan and mr sausage bicker like an old married couple,, so its hard to tell…
How’s the output on that generator doing btw?
Its a inspector gadgets headquarters
Is loosing it a option?
grammar fail.
REALLY???
Wow, I’ll leave the clever witticisms to you from now on, then. Your comment is SO much funnier than mine.
>.<
No time to loose, to loose, to loose.
Anyone remember that Monty Python episode? Kamikaze scotsmen?
My guess is that they use this garbage can to store stuff in the alley, but they don’t want the garbage men to take it, so it’s labeled to ward them off. That would also explain why it’s tethered to the pole.
i can haz cukee?
No. You may not have a cookie.
I will, however, gladly slap you round the head with a fish
And I will make you sit in the comfy chair for all eternity.
With only a cup of coffee at eleven!
And a poke with the cushion on the hour every hour.
I CONFESS!!!!
No!
*Pokes with cushion*
Heretic!
*Gives tea*
*sips tea*
Is this poisoned?
…
Too late.
*Entelictuall drops cup and clutches throat as he foams in the mouth*
*BondFan lets out a cackle, but Dragonwriter punches him in the face as Indian Jones music starts*
LOL “Indian Jones?” Sitting Bull Jones FAIL!
No, Gandhi Jones fail.
*BondFan kicks Entelictuall in the face repeatedly*
“You freaking racist! They’re Native Americans!!!”
*Gandhi Jones restrains BondFan, with a few words on civil disobedience*
Argh! I am not racist!
*Takes out sub machinegun*
You’re gonna regret you said that, E.
Um… I’m already dead. Poisoned tea? Comfy chair? Fluffy pillow?
But two can play this game, I guess.
*Takes out an atomic bomb*
Beat that, sucker!!!
*Takes out oxygen bomb*
*Misses, but half of Australia blown out of water by mistake*
Oops! Have fun with the penguins!
Now where was I?
*Entelictuall gets the hell out of the way of this crazy mofo*
Um, you’re not racist! That was me! I’m racist. You didn’t do anything. I don’t like kangaroos anyway.
Come back here!
*Entelictuall flees and jumps into waiting car*
*BondFan chases with grenade in hand*
*the car Entelictuall is on turns out to be a getaway car, and it gets pulled over by the police*
Oh crap, he’s gaining on me! What do I do?!?!
*Entelictuall sneaks up behind a cop, steals his gun, and packs BondFan full of lead!*
*BondFan rips open his dorky button down to reveal a bullet-proof vest*
Oh sh!t.
*Entelictuall’s head a splode!!!!*
*BondFan clones march over horizon*
I’m not done yet…
*Headless Entelictuall gets up, snaps his fingers, and down from the sky fly a million dried-up rubber bands*
Whoops, wrong signal.
*Headless Entelictuall whistles, and from behind the mountain of rubber bands a swarm of mosquitoes carrying Yellow Fever*
I’m not done either.
*Battle between clones and mozzies breaks out*
*Sips tea*
Tum-te-tum…
*BondFan drops cup and clutches throat as he foams in the mouth*
Ha ha!
*The skeeters win*
Clone war FAIL!
OK – just one thing: how did “With only a cup of coffee at eleven!” turn into an all out clone vs. mosquito war, full with hand grenades and atomic bombs?
God, we’re dorky.
Clone wars always fail.
No doubt.
it is not a bin, it is a trash disposal box
shhht, it’s an undercover elephant!
but don’t tell anybody, because then the elephant will get angry at you and stick it’s trunk deeeeep into your….pocket and eat all those yummy peanuts
Innuendo win?
Definitely.
FIRST!
not funny…
it wasnt funny in the first place at the first first but now at the [random number] first its really lame
it’s the secret entrance to the secret base of a secret government organisation the got fed up of rubbish landing on their heads.
probably somthing to do with trying to find intelligent life on earth
i’m a graphic designer and this is obviously fake. you can tell by the pixels that this is photoshopped…
Agreed.
This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam.
oh, thank god…at first i actually thought, this would be spam, but then i read the text.
Spam spam bacon and spam, spam spam eggs and spam
*Vikings start singing*
Crap now I’m hungry.
Do you like spam?
*Vikings start again*
*Entelictuall loses it.*
SHUT UP YOU DUMB VIKINGS!!!!
*Regains composure.*
No, I don’t like spam.
*BondFan is clearly startled*
Um, how abouta pizza?
Yeah, pizza’s cool.
A-Alright, I’ll get Pizza Hut.
*Picks up phone, dials number*
Hello? Freud & Freud Psychiatrist’s?
*Entelictuall is eavesdropping*
I don’t even like Pizza Hut… God, that guy’s such a douche.
Wait – a psychiatrist? I’m not crazy.
*bites finger off Viking*
Hmm… needs salt.
*SWAT burst into room*
Alright! You are coming with us!
*Entelictuall escapes out of window. Massive manhunt begins.*
*Entelictuall doubles back towards the annoying Vikings*
Crap… Crap… Crap…
*Entelictuall runs into BondFan, who he kills, cuts open, and hides inside*
“Hey, Johnson! We got a homicide over this way! Wait… Why is a dead guy breathing?”
*BondFan is pulled open and Entelictuall narrowly escapes to the nearest porta-potty*
*The real BondFan appears and takes out bazooka*
*With one shot, Entelictuall is blown to smithereens*
Job done.
*The real Entelictuall runs up behind the “real” BondFan and cuts his neck off with fishing wire*
Success.
*BondFan clones beat Entelictuall to pulp*
Hah.
You know, I was going to make some snarky comment about stealing this plot for my next book, but…I have to admit I’m being hugely entertained.
*settles back on couch with popcorn to watch*
Oh no, you don’t
*Drags Dragonwriter into action and snaps flamethrower in half*
*The crazy mosquitoes from the other dorky plot swarm Bond Fan, and soon he has become a giant bulbous red mosquito bite in clothes*
Hah to you, too.
*Oh, and, um, a wizard with a healing potion resurrects Entelictuall, giving him another chance at a fight*
Thank you, random wizard guy!
*Entelictuall gathers a group of really weird people to scratch BondFan’s bites until he burst*
Eww.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! YOU KILLED THIS INNOCENT DRAGON
Taken in Britain. ‘Bin’ is short for ‘rubbish bin.’ A similar sign in America would read ‘this is not a trash can,’ and we would get it.
Lost in translation fail?
…
And we would be making the exact same comments about the sign on the trash can saying “this is not a trash can.”
EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT A DAMN BIN IS. The only thing “lost in translation” is you not being able to translate the (admittedly borderline) amusement value of a sign saying “this is not a bin” ON A BIN.
God.
Dial 999 before your head explodes!
FIRST!!
This pic is fake, you can tell by the shadows.
You’re right, yet wrong about everything…
This is not an ear.
this was ment to be an answer.
blog fail.
Photoshop Fail
No, but it is rubbish.
EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!!! T_T
Don’t worry, pie is truth
That’s not a bin. It’s the lolrus’s bukkit.
That’s not a bin. It’s a series of tubes.
This is not the bin you’re looking for. *waves hand*
bin Failen’s been here
of the bin Failin family syndicate
Neo,
there is no bin….
its much more a disguise fail!
YOU CAN TELL THAT THE BIN IS PHOTOSHOPPED
Because the sign says it’s not a bin, so it clearly can’t be real…
It’s not a bin, it’s a waste disposal unit
If it’s not a BIN, perhaps it’s an ELF….but a virus -and- a worm?…
I’ve really bin waiting for it.
This is not a comment.
I think it is a bin (^_^)
Orly? o>o
i’ve got it!! it’s not a bin, it’s a place to put unwanted babies
This is, in fact, a bin.
Have you ever tried to throw away a bin? I did – and the trash men wouldn’t take it cause it was a bin. I finally had to cut it up into little bits and stuff it into another bin and even then put a sign on it to take it away! That it WAS NOT A BIN!
lol. they just think we forgot to fill the bin.! so they just leave it and think,
“no trash and why would they throw the bin away!?”
I’d tap that
It’s a newspaper recycling BIN, at Stratford Station, unless I am completely mistaken. What it isn’t is a general dumping ground for refuse.
We used to have the same thing at our service station. It had all the emergency fuel leak stuff in it. It needed to be big and easy to move so a wheelie bin was the best choice. Because it sat outside where we could get to it in a hurry we had those signs on it.
Is that a camera on the front under the NOT-A-BIN-LID? I think it’s a not-very-well-hidden spy camera.
It’s a:
A) Oscar’s sportier can
B) A Warp Pipe to Zone 4 in the Mushroom Kingdom
actually this is probably at stratford station (london) its actually where they keep their cleaning stuff and brooms ext i think. so its just warning to not throw rubish away ^^ i did laugh when i saw it tho
What is it then, a Mario Bros. teleportation pipe?
Lolness. That person must be kicking themself now
i am not a alien
If that’s not a bin, chuch norris is a retard
DUH! it a can
…It’s yet another place to get super fast wireless internet!
They’re right.
It’s a spy.
Either someone with very poor word choice posted that to show that the bin is not used like one, or someone printed that out and taped it as a prank.
….this is a time-machine in disguise.
I don’t know what you’re all talking about, its clearly not a bin
its a PHOTO
Metal Bin Solid
This is just a Disguise fail… we see straight through it xD
ITS NOT A BIN. ITS A TRASH CAN!!!11!
I am not Nick-I-Think.
The bin. It’s not a bin.