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  1. ddd says:

    …so what else then?

  2. Avis says:

    Is it a pipe?

  3. ausador says:

    The sign is a lie!

  4. TylerL says:

    Ceci n’est pas une bin.

  5. Cute ako says:

    it’s a computer program designed to get trash written in C++.

  6. Krissam says:

    IT’S A TRAP!

  7. smartass says:

    It’s a Magritte reference win.

    And this is not a comment.

  8. jmz says:

    it is a picture of a pipe

  9. BondFan4518 says:

    This reminds me of Margritte’s ‘this is not a pipe. It is a picture of a pipe’ Makes sense if you think about it.

  10. BDB says:

    It’s a Has Bin.

  11. smartass says:

    This is not a double post

  12. jdmasters says:

    These are not the driods you are looking for. I want to have Jedi powers!

  13. Magritte says:

    I’ve come back from the dead! this is part of my modern work!

  14. rayui says:

    someone’s bin taking the piss…

  15. Jenk says:

    ceci ce n’est pa un bin…

  16. neo says:

    Do not try to put anything in the bin, that is impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth. There is no bin.

  17. ronber says:

    Alright, lemme be the first to type the obviuos: this is not a comment.

  18. Bin bin bin been bin bin been. Bean.

  19. dropofkim says:

    This is not a comment.

  20. vagrant says:

    a vagrant’s home maybe?

  21. Allexz says:

    Actually, its not… Its a sticker ON a bin :P

  22. Sara J says:

    This is not my beautiful bin!

  23. Beren says:

    D’oh can you not see the bike lock behind it – This is obvious a mode of transport not a bin. Possibly an undecover vehicle for the RSPCC.

  24. kenny says:

    This is not a post !

  25. V123 says:

    I’ve been living a lie…

  26. Allegra! says:

    THIS IS NOT A PIPE.

  27. lil jimmi says:

    fails without penis are so not funny. you all fail.

  28. culprit says:

    If it is not ‘A’ bin, is it ‘B’ bin?

  29. Aeternus says:

    This is not an attempt to initiate a global thermonuclear war through the use of inflammatory postings on an electronic logging forum on a global information distribution network. Seriously.

    And if one does commence as a result of this post, I will disavow all knowledge of having made such a post. And someone better pass me a nuke.

  30. Retired says:

    oooh. a NOT joke

  31. RogueThree says:

    Of course it’s not a bin. It’s a trash can. Duh.

  32. BondFan4518 says:

    Oh, by the way, 10 more days till…you know what.

  33. Annihilator2000 says:

    Its a inspector gadgets headquarters

  34. Mike says:

    My guess is that they use this garbage can to store stuff in the alley, but they don’t want the garbage men to take it, so it’s labeled to ward them off. That would also explain why it’s tethered to the pole.

    i can haz cukee?

    • Jack says:

      No. You may not have a cookie.
      I will, however, gladly slap you round the head with a fish

      • BondFan4518 says:

        And I will make you sit in the comfy chair for all eternity.

        • Entelictuall says:

          With only a cup of coffee at eleven!

          • BondFan4518 says:

            And a poke with the cushion on the hour every hour.

            • Entelictuall says:

              I CONFESS!!!!

              • BondFan4518 says:

                No!
                *Pokes with cushion*
                Heretic!
                *Gives tea*

                • Entelictuall says:

                  *sips tea*
                  Is this poisoned?

                  Too late.

                  • BondFan4518 says:

                    *Entelictuall drops cup and clutches throat as he foams in the mouth*
                    *BondFan lets out a cackle, but Dragonwriter punches him in the face as Indian Jones music starts*

                    • Entelictuall says:

                      LOL “Indian Jones?” Sitting Bull Jones FAIL!

                      • BondFan4518 says:

                        No, Gandhi Jones fail.

                        • Entelictuall says:

                          *BondFan kicks Entelictuall in the face repeatedly*
                          “You freaking racist! They’re Native Americans!!!
                          *Gandhi Jones restrains BondFan, with a few words on civil disobedience*

                        • BondFan4518 says:

                          Argh! I am not racist!
                          *Takes out sub machinegun*
                          You’re gonna regret you said that, E.

                        • Entelictuall says:

                          Um… I’m already dead. Poisoned tea? Comfy chair? Fluffy pillow?
                          But two can play this game, I guess.
                          *Takes out an atomic bomb*
                          Beat that, sucker!!!

                        • BondFan4518 says:

                          *Takes out oxygen bomb*
                          *Misses, but half of Australia blown out of water by mistake*
                          Oops! Have fun with the penguins!
                          Now where was I?

                        • Entelictuall says:

                          *Entelictuall gets the hell out of the way of this crazy mofo*
                          Um, you’re not racist! That was me! I’m racist. You didn’t do anything. I don’t like kangaroos anyway.

                        • BondFan4518 says:

                          Come back here!
                          *Entelictuall flees and jumps into waiting car*
                          *BondFan chases with grenade in hand*

                        • Entelictuall says:

                          *the car Entelictuall is on turns out to be a getaway car, and it gets pulled over by the police*
                          Oh crap, he’s gaining on me! What do I do?!?!
                          *Entelictuall sneaks up behind a cop, steals his gun, and packs BondFan full of lead!*
                          *BondFan rips open his dorky button down to reveal a bullet-proof vest*
                          Oh sh!t.
                          *Entelictuall’s head a splode!!!!*

                        • BondFan4518 says:

                          *BondFan clones march over horizon*
                          I’m not done yet…

                        • Entelictuall says:

                          *Headless Entelictuall gets up, snaps his fingers, and down from the sky fly a million dried-up rubber bands*
                          Whoops, wrong signal.
                          *Headless Entelictuall whistles, and from behind the mountain of rubber bands a swarm of mosquitoes carrying Yellow Fever*
                          I’m not done either.

                        • BondFan4518 says:

                          *Battle between clones and mozzies breaks out*
                          *Sips tea*
                          Tum-te-tum…

                        • Entelictuall says:

                          *BondFan drops cup and clutches throat as he foams in the mouth*
                          Ha ha!
                          *The skeeters win*
                          Clone war FAIL!

                          OK – just one thing: how did “With only a cup of coffee at eleven!” turn into an all out clone vs. mosquito war, full with hand grenades and atomic bombs?
                          God, we’re dorky.

                        • Clone wars always fail.

                        • Entelictuall says:

                          No doubt.

                        • ur dad says:

                          it is not a bin, it is a trash disposal box

  35. Feyn says:

    shhht, it’s an undercover elephant!
    but don’t tell anybody, because then the elephant will get angry at you and stick it’s trunk deeeeep into your….pocket and eat all those yummy peanuts

  36. Burger says:

    FIRST!

    • Feyn says:

      not funny…
      it wasnt funny in the first place at the first first but now at the [random number] first its really lame

  37. dolt says:

    it’s the secret entrance to the secret base of a secret government organisation the got fed up of rubbish landing on their heads.

    probably somthing to do with trying to find intelligent life on earth

  38. 3ntropy says:

    i’m a graphic designer and this is obviously fake. you can tell by the pixels that this is photoshopped…

  39. TwiTwi says:

    This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam. This is not a Spam.

    • Feyn says:

      oh, thank god…at first i actually thought, this would be spam, but then i read the text.

      • BondFan4518 says:

        Spam spam bacon and spam, spam spam eggs and spam
        *Vikings start singing*

        • Entelictuall says:

          Crap now I’m hungry.

          • BondFan4518 says:

            Do you like spam?
            *Vikings start again*

            • Entelictuall says:

              *Entelictuall loses it.*
              SHUT UP YOU DUMB VIKINGS!!!!
              *Regains composure.*
              No, I don’t like spam.

              • BondFan4518 says:

                *BondFan is clearly startled*
                Um, how abouta pizza?

                • Entelictuall says:

                  Yeah, pizza’s cool.

                  • BondFan4518 says:

                    A-Alright, I’ll get Pizza Hut.
                    *Picks up phone, dials number*
                    Hello? Freud & Freud Psychiatrist’s?

                    • Entelictuall says:

                      *Entelictuall is eavesdropping*
                      I don’t even like Pizza Hut… God, that guy’s such a douche.
                      Wait – a psychiatrist? I’m not crazy.
                      *bites finger off Viking*
                      Hmm… needs salt.

                      • BondFan4518 says:

                        *SWAT burst into room*
                        Alright! You are coming with us!
                        *Entelictuall escapes out of window. Massive manhunt begins.*

                        • Entelictuall says:

                          *Entelictuall doubles back towards the annoying Vikings*
                          Crap… Crap… Crap…
                          *Entelictuall runs into BondFan, who he kills, cuts open, and hides inside*
                          “Hey, Johnson! We got a homicide over this way! Wait… Why is a dead guy breathing?”
                          *BondFan is pulled open and Entelictuall narrowly escapes to the nearest porta-potty*

                        • BondFan4518 says:

                          *The real BondFan appears and takes out bazooka*
                          *With one shot, Entelictuall is blown to smithereens*
                          Job done.

                        • Entelictuall says:

                          *The real Entelictuall runs up behind the “real” BondFan and cuts his neck off with fishing wire*
                          Success.

                        • BondFan4518 says:

                          *BondFan clones beat Entelictuall to pulp*
                          Hah.

                        • Dragonwriter says:

                          You know, I was going to make some snarky comment about stealing this plot for my next book, but…I have to admit I’m being hugely entertained.

                          *settles back on couch with popcorn to watch*

                        • BondFan4518 says:

                          Oh no, you don’t
                          *Drags Dragonwriter into action and snaps flamethrower in half*

                        • Entelictuall says:

                          *The crazy mosquitoes from the other dorky plot swarm Bond Fan, and soon he has become a giant bulbous red mosquito bite in clothes*
                          Hah to you, too.
                          *Oh, and, um, a wizard with a healing potion resurrects Entelictuall, giving him another chance at a fight*
                          Thank you, random wizard guy!
                          *Entelictuall gathers a group of really weird people to scratch BondFan’s bites until he burst*
                          Eww.

                        • corey says:

                          NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! YOU KILLED THIS INNOCENT DRAGON

  40. calt says:

    Taken in Britain. ‘Bin’ is short for ‘rubbish bin.’ A similar sign in America would read ‘this is not a trash can,’ and we would get it.

    Lost in translation fail?

    • e says:

      And we would be making the exact same comments about the sign on the trash can saying “this is not a trash can.”

      EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT A DAMN BIN IS. The only thing “lost in translation” is you not being able to translate the (admittedly borderline) amusement value of a sign saying “this is not a bin” ON A BIN.

      God.

  41. Danus says:

    FIRST!!

    This pic is fake, you can tell by the shadows.

  42. lawl says:

    This is not an ear.

  43. Ronschk says:

    Photoshop Fail

  44. failbomber says:

    EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!!! T_T

  45. Feral says:

    That’s not a bin. It’s the lolrus’s bukkit.

  46. lolzoids says:

    This is not the bin you’re looking for. *waves hand*

  47. someone says:

    bin Failen’s been here

  48. proteus says:

    Neo,

    there is no bin….

  49. damnedgamer says:

    its much more a disguise fail!

  50. BirthfParadise says:

    YOU CAN TELL THAT THE BIN IS PHOTOSHOPPED
    Because the sign says it’s not a bin, so it clearly can’t be real…

  51. lostprophet says:

    It’s not a bin, it’s a waste disposal unit

  52. JohnnyLeeMiller says:

    If it’s not a BIN, perhaps it’s an ELF….but a virus -and- a worm?…

  53. someone says:

    I’ve really bin waiting for it.

  54. Ori says:

    This is not a comment.

  55. Paz says:

    I think it is a bin (^_^)

  56. Pumpkiny says:

    Orly? o>o

  57. dolt says:

    i’ve got it!! it’s not a bin, it’s a place to put unwanted babies

  58. Blenheimears says:

    This is, in fact, a bin.

    • wimple says:

      Have you ever tried to throw away a bin? I did – and the trash men wouldn’t take it cause it was a bin. I finally had to cut it up into little bits and stuff it into another bin and even then put a sign on it to take it away! That it WAS NOT A BIN!

      • KoopaStormTroopa says:

        lol. they just think we forgot to fill the bin.! so they just leave it and think,
        “no trash and why would they throw the bin away!?”

  59. Lieutenant Obvious says:

    I’d tap that

  60. Traveller says:

    It’s a newspaper recycling BIN, at Stratford Station, unless I am completely mistaken. What it isn’t is a general dumping ground for refuse.

  61. Az says:

    We used to have the same thing at our service station. It had all the emergency fuel leak stuff in it. It needed to be big and easy to move so a wheelie bin was the best choice. Because it sat outside where we could get to it in a hurry we had those signs on it.

  62. drpantzo says:

    Is that a camera on the front under the NOT-A-BIN-LID? I think it’s a not-very-well-hidden spy camera.

  63. Jerry says:

    It’s a:

    A) Oscar’s sportier can
    B) A Warp Pipe to Zone 4 in the Mushroom Kingdom

  64. adam says:

    actually this is probably at stratford station (london) its actually where they keep their cleaning stuff and brooms ext i think. so its just warning to not throw rubish away ^^ i did laugh when i saw it tho

  65. airigh says:

    What is it then, a Mario Bros. teleportation pipe?

  66. KoopaStormTroopa says:

    Lolness. That person must be kicking themself now

  67. KoopaStormTroopa says:

    i am not a alien :P

  68. failureitself says:

    If that’s not a bin, chuch norris is a retard

  69. sam says:

    DUH! it a can

  70. Kaos says:

    …It’s yet another place to get super fast wireless internet!

  71. some dood says:

    They’re right.

    It’s a spy.

  72. John says:

    Either someone with very poor word choice posted that to show that the bin is not used like one, or someone printed that out and taped it as a prank.

  73. Harry Banana says:

    ….this is a time-machine in disguise.


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