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ok..
is it?
it is!
damn, we should do this stuff on lan parties ><
didnt we?
we did!
or did we!?
(i failed)
we didn’t fail….you did =D
you fail at making sense
that’s how I got to this site in the first place
I don’t get it :<
understanding fail fail…
let’s see if it nests anyway
this blog fails at nesting =<
in sovjet russia.. never mind.. I wont go there
nobody wants to go to sovjet russia, it’s not like russians have a choise
errr… they have for a few years now. The sovjets gave up last century.
i heard that immigrants are immigrating to Siberia in great numbers…just like the pun-isher said. I thought siberia was a wasteland…much like this comment page
I’d rather be in Siberia than live with a bunch of Sovjets.
*living
Just remember, the middle word in Siberia is “BEER”. Can’t be that bad.
OO vas yest peva?
go get a room..
(Comments wont get stupider below this level)
(Nests wont comment below this level)
(Caimera’s prediction failed)
…but so does my understanding of possessive asterisks
Where the f*** do they go?????????????
In Soviet Russia, comments nest above the level.
Um, dont u mean comments WILL get stupider below this level?
The sky is green.
*makes stupid comment he’s too stupid to make up*
That is a model.
…your mom’s a model
On second thought, lets not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
lol
best movie ever
♫
We’re Knights of the Round Table
We dance whene’er we’re able
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We’re Knights of the Round Table
Our shows are formidable
‘Though many times we’re given rhymes
That are quite unsingable
We’re opera-mad in Camelot
We sing from the diaphragm a lot.
In war we’re tough and able
Quite indefatigable
Between our quests we sequin vests
And impersonate Clark Gable
It’s a busy life in Camelot
I have to push the pram a lot.
♫
Have you seen the Lego version of that?
THAT…is freakin’ brilliant.
Isn’t it, though?
It is
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BRILLIANT!!!!
Yes! I love the callback to the dead parrot sketch they threw in.
I have the DVD version- 2 discs, the second one has the lego thing
HILARIOUS get it NOW.
Yes, but do you have the Extaordinarily Deluxe Edition, which has the 2 DVDs plus the audio CD The Album of the Soundtrack of the Trailer of the Film of Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
Which, I might add, contains no Swayze.
That was awesome! I love the skeleton
Shadow, you have made my day! Thanks!!!
I knew someone was going to say that….
sed s/t/d/ < touche
He ain’t complaining
I wish your mom was a model.
No. No…. just don’t.
Thinking happy thoughts….. HAPPY THOUGHTS!!
Even if it isn’t… looking at how close that building is, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say those tracks don’t run anymore.
they run straight up to your mums anus.
WOOT WOOT!!! TRAINS A CUMMIN!!!!
slightly used rubber fist?
The tracks are used (shiny); the balcony is old. Hence, impossible. Either a model or a photoshop!
I would say “photoshop”. The angle of the shadow is different on the left than on the right. The shadow is black, not dark…
The different angles of the shadow for the railing on the left and right side of the “porch” have nothing to do with photoshop.
The potted undead plant is a vampire weed. The shadow is at a different angle, because shadows hate being behind vampire weed.
Bite my shiny metal ass!
futurama… trying to remember if that’s a specific episode or if bender just says that a lot
Bender says that line in several specific episodes.
He says it alot
[waking]
I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it.
Well no, if they were both built at the same time, then the train track could of never been used because it can’t get past. FAIL LOGIC.
That’s exactly why he says it’s impossible, you fool.
Or…
They keep their track clean.
Well, uhm… let’s see now…
Don’t you think the balcony would’ve been ripped off by a train a long time ago?
This is a 3-D painting that makes it look 3-D from exactly the right angle. If you look at it from a different location, it starts to look trippy.
are you trying to gain different perspectives from your 2-D monitor?
Well I need to seeing as all I can see is gay porn.
or did we!?
reply fail?
i suck..
we need more space, our first won’t nest, your turn
MAKE IT NEST ANYWAY!!!! we can do it
save the birds… ><
tweety <3
im building this one for the spambird
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fail.
This must be where the semi driver lives…
i lol’ed.
My money’s on that being a now out-of-use rail line.
I agree, that rail isn’t in use.
Surely you wouldn’t need a railroad maintenance worker here!
*gets spammed for questioning the great railroad maintenance worker again*
[enraged]
How dare you question the great railroad worker?! He works 169 hours a week so that you can breeze through the country on AmTrak whenever the hell you feel like it! You ungrateful little sunofa… *degenerates into a string of random babblings and threats against thepowerofblue, AmTrak, and conductors, while he stomps off*
[/engraged]
If you actually use your head for a minute, you’ll get the impossibility of working 169 hours a week, even if you worked on weekends…
(hint: 7 * 24 = ???)
;D
Have u ever been on Amtrak, trust me there is no breezing through anywhere.
Well, there is when you get so bored with watching tagged-up railroad tunnels that you finally just give up and fall asleep. Then, it’s damn near instantaneous.
Engraged?
Crap. My bad.
*removes superfluous “g”*
random comment: 1, Shadow: 0.
*holds up laminated herring*
Ready??
*evil grin*
Want me to chop down a tree with it?
no, he needs you to find a shrubbery.
Ni!
Oh what sad times are these when passing ruffians can can say “Ni” at will to old ladies… that is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred…
We are no longer the failures who say Ni…..
We are now the failures who say “Ekke ekke ekke ekke ptang zoo boing”
Superfuous G? Is he related to Superfuous D?
yo yo! representin’!
Fo’ shizzle.
engraged: angry about upcoming wedding
7 * 24 = PROFIT ???
I’m ashamed, I had to pull out the calculator.
7*24=
the answer after a word from our sponsors…
168!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘cos i couldn’t have guessed that from the original post)
Well he could work 169 hours one week a year (thanks to daylight savings)
Why yes we do and don’t call me Shirley!
I built this balcony up from nothing. When I started, all I had was a railway siding! Other kings said I was daft to build a balcony on a railway siding, but I built it all the same, just to show ‘em! It got hit by a train, so I built a second one. That got hit by a train. I built a third one. It burned down, fell over, and then it got hit by a train. But the fourth one stayed up!
And that’s what you’re gonna get, lad, the strongest balcony in these isles.
But I don’t want any of that.
I’d rather… I’d rather… just SING!
None of that when im here lad!
FATHER: Guards! Make sure
the Prince doesn’t leave this room until I come and get ‘im.
GUARD #1: Not to leave the room even if you come and get him.
GUARD #2: Hic!
FATHER: No, no. Until I come and get ‘im.
GUARD #1: Until you come and get him, we’re not to enter the room.
FATHER: No, no, no. You stay in the room and make sure ‘e doesn’t
leave.
GUARD #1: And you’ll come and get him.
GUARD #2: Hic!
FATHER: Right.
GUARD #1: We don’t need to do anything, apart from just stop him
entering the room.
FATHER: No, no. Leaving the room.
GUARD #1: Leaving the room, yes.
FATHER: All right?
GUARD #1: Right. Oh, if-if-if, uh, if-if-if, uh, if-if-if we…
FATHER: Yes, what is it?
GUARD #1: Oh, if-if, oh–
FATHER: Look, it’s quite simple.
GUARD #1: Uh…
FATHER: You just stay here, and make sure ‘e doesn’t leave the room.
All right?
GUARD #2: Hic!
FATHER: Right.
GUARD #1: Oh, I remember. Uh, can he leave the room with us?
FATHER: N- No no no. You just keep him in here, and make sure–
GUARD #1: Oh, yes, we’ll keep him in here, obviously. But if he had
to leave and we were–
FATHER: No, no, just keep him in here–
GUARD #1: Until you, or anyone else,–
FATHER: No, not anyone else, just me–
GUARD #1: Just you.
GUARD #2: Hic!
FATHER: Get back.
GUARD #1: Get back.
FATHER: Right?
GUARD #1: Right, we’ll stay here until you get back.
FATHER: And, uh, make sure he doesn’t leave.
GUARD #1: What?
FATHER: Make sure ‘e doesn’t leave.
GUARD #1: The Prince?
FATHER: Yes, make sure ‘e doesn’t leave.
GUARD #1: Oh, yes, of course. I thought you meant him. Y’know, it
seemed a bit daft, me havin’ to guard him when he’s a guard.
FATHER: Is that clear?
GUARD #2: Hic!
GUARD #1: Oh, quite clear, no problems.
FATHER: Right.
[starts to leave]
Where are you going?
GUARD #1: We’re coming with you.
FATHER: No no, I want you to stay ‘ere and make sure ‘e doesn’t leave.
GUARD #1: Oh, I see. Right.
HERBERT: But, Father!
FATHER: Shut your noise, you! And get that suit on! And no singing!
GUARD #2: Hic!
FATHER: Oh, go get a glass of water.
^Google FTW^
XD
Bah, I did the Camelot song from memory. FROM MEMORY!
(Granted, I’ll give you that the scene you did was much longer.)
HE’S GOING TO TELL!!!!
Python reference FTW
do you mean it was out of use when they built the balcony or it became out of use after a train crashed into it?
the estate agent ad.: Flat with balcony, handy for local transport.
with a good view accross the railway line
A must for trainspotters.
And total idiots
Forget terrorism. Let’s fight pinworms!
Crocop by LHK
Apartment for rent:
Sunny location, cozy balcony, close to public transportation.
That door would make catching the train to work a lot easier.
It really wouldn’t
…or the train catching you.
yes, unless you had very fast reflexes that allowed you to grab ahold of the train before it took YOU, I believe it would be the TRAIN that caught YOU.
In Soviet Russia?
In Soviet Russia, sentences reverse you!
wow, nice miniature work…not.
Don’t mind me, I just came here to count the ‘photoshopped!!!’ comments…
It’s obviously photoshop. Look at the shadow and how it contradicts other shadows.
That’s going to cause confusion and delay.
I blame Percy.
At least, luckily, no one will be hurt if the balcony gets biffed.
“I’ve been workin’ on the failroad…”
all the live long day
not for long you wont!
Word has it that some idiot has been going around building balconies over half the rail lines in the country.
Epic opportunity for a Final Destination scene…
a) Photoshop!
b) Model!
c) Abandoned railroad???
not abandoned. the tracks don’t look very old. then again i’m not an expert…
Yeah the track looks pretty clean.
Model trains are for homos. .
model railroaders don’t get much either way, i don’t think you can even tell
And you would know, I’m sure.
first!
first!
i think youl find that it was I who was 1st (to say 1st)
wow…talk about sticking your neck out on the line!
I keeps my eyes wide open all the times,
I sticks my end out o’er the railroad ties,
But when I hears that whistle blowin’,
I hangs my head and cries.
~ Johnny Cash, walkin’ the lolcat Folsom prison line
Platform vs how many tonne speeding train… I’m putting money on the train.
You guys miss the opportunity for such great midget jokes…
Photoshop? Photoshop? To all the photoshopped images we gots this to say
We’s not gons to takes it
No!
We’s not gons to takes it
We’s not gons to takes it anymores
fffaaaiiilll train
peace, love, and fail!
In soviet Russia, train takes YOU!
By the way, the rails being shiny doesn’t mean it’s a new or well-used track: look at the old, warped, rotting ties. Were this a used track the ties would have been replaced thirty years ago.
Some rails remain shiny for years because they’re oiled to remain so. (And check out the big rust stain on the far track near the left edge of the balcony.)
this is probably why your mom’s dildo remained shiny.
thirty years? did that number come right out of you ass or did you have to force it a little?
I’m fairly certain no train could actually use these tracks, even if there wasn’t a balcony extending over it. Check out how close that wall is to the track. There is maybe a foot to a foot and a half of clearance between the rail and the wall. This of would conclude that the building was constructed after the rail was no longer in use, but for some reason the rail was never removed. Maybe it cost to much to deconstruct? Maybe they just thought it was cool. Maybe it’s still used, but by really short fat trains.
thats why its a miniture… or whatever…
its like a small sized one…
that is totally enough clearance for monorail kitteh.
Here; have a medal
Okay
And nobody minded that he called it the “Fail Train” instead of the “Failroad”?
Rhyme FAIL.
HOLY SMOKE DID U SEE THAT!
its a blacony on train tracks!!! wooow man!
very funny…. where is the tracks??!!
The color of the pool and the reflection on the kids back are different shades of blue.
I believe that building is actually downhill from the tracks. Its either 2 different pics, because of the gravel it would be easy to add the building. Or its one pic, the building is cut out, enlarged and scooted up the side of the hill. The shadow on the tracks is added in both instances.
This one is definitely fake – it’s a model, put together by a photographer called Frank Kunert, who constructs strange scenarios like this and photographs them. His website is here – http://www.frank-kunert.de/v2/index.php?page=galerie – there are some other, more obviously staged shots on there, like a giant knife through a house, and some pictures showing his models from a distance in the info section.
You guys are all dumb – thats a miniature model made to be photographed. that balcony is about 3 inches wide.
I think the sign on the photo should say “WATCH OUT FOR THE FAILBOAT”
Wow. This is a big fail, I swear.
I’d like to see that train ‘a comin
Its probably an unused track but still lol
The next FailExpress train will arrive by your doorstep.
Don’t you mean: into your balcony? lol
Obviously there is no train on the tracks or else there would be a lack of balcony.
Obviously Shopped
good advice
this actually is art bei frank kunert
Oh, WOW. That is one badly placed sign
lol
oops, I ment balcony lol :-0
wow
if a train went past wouldn’t the balcony be ripped off?
“See ya honey! I’m leaving for wor-*SPLAT*” or “Ahhhh… such a ni-*SPLAT*” train win.
lol
DD