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f00by

[Replies to the first reply will not nest below this level]

 
brewski

I deny your not nesting reality!

 
 
 
Lol

You find baby-dropping a funny thing? You disgust me.

Gorgonzola

We should throw him out the nearest airlock

 
Mr Dino

airlock? send him to soviet russia!!

thepowerofblue

In Soviet Russia, unwanted baby drops off you!

 
metoo

In soviet russland babies drop you.

SPEEDninja

Your icon vaguely looks like the Swastika. o_O

Jack

No, it’s a plan for a BBQ

 
 
Jar-jar Binx

Haha, I remember the fail-bq

dolt

yes i should rather hope that you have a memory span of more than two weeks. i also remember a fail of a hospital shapped like a swastika

ok

And a military barracks in San Diego shaped like a swastika

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
marymo

oh, shameless battlestar galactica reference. fail.

 
Dan

Battlestar Galactica reference… nice.

 
 
MoshBat

Ever played the game “Michael Jackson baby drop”?

f00by

No i played the first Michael Jackson game. “Michael Jackson and the search for the right skin pigment.”

 
 
the pun-isher

depends on the hight you drop them from.

 
Sgt Hulka

Lighten up, Francis.

 
 
 
 
 
Gorgonzola

Yes. Yes, you are.

That is you will be the third to be mauled by a thousand angry jackals.

thepowerofblue

Who are the first two?

Gorgonzola

The guy who kept them, followed by the guy who said first

I feel sorry for the first guy, but he really should have known better, I mean who keeps a thousand angry jackals caged up? It will only serve to make them angrier.

 
 
 
 
 
cj dumbledore

fo shizzle nizzle l0l.

 
Lennart

Fail - But NOT funny…

foureyes

You do realize that the sign there is not referring to the garbage can? There’s a phone number just below the large text.

 
 
 
Hadji

LOL
I burn my unwanted babys, but now ill think twice.

Freeman Z

Babys babies baby’s or babies’ ?

They mean different things, you see.

For example, “Babies” means more than one baby.

“Baby’s” means something (or things) belonging to a baby.

“Babie’s” means something (or things) belonging to more than one baby.

But “babys” can only mean…

(drum roll, please.)

YOU FAIL!

Poet fail

Babie’s means YOU fail.

 
LJ

No… “Babies’” means something (or things) belonging to more than one baby. The apostrophe comes after the s that makes it plural.

Therefore, YOU fail.

 
-------

Disco Inferno.. Burn Baby Burn….

 
 
 
Gorgonzola

I’m sure I could make a reference to GTA IV right now.

You know…….babiesovernight.com ?

Anomnomnomymous

You loser. Associating everything with video games. Having said that, once I find the motivation to get out of bed, I’m going to boot up my 360 and type that in.

annabellie79

You looser? Dropping babies is a option…

Anomnomnomymous

Time to pile on with a ancient reference nobody picks up on…. LOL! WHOSE THE IDIOT WHO DID THAT?

Anomnomnomymous

O RLY K THX, thank God you’re here to correct my errors as I in no way whatsoever prefaced that as a reference to a prior comment and legitimately thought I was using the right word.

Lol

Did you know once every three seconds, a joke dies? And there’s another one…

Malfeasant

[clang] bring out your dead (jokes)

fuzz on the concept

(Akshully, Anomnomnomymous’s isn’t dead yet. Old, mayhaps, but not dead. Not even mostly dead.)

 
Sunny

This one isn’t quite dead yet.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
thepowerofblue

It’s this or Craigslist, I suppose.

Gorgonzola

Or you could unplug that computer (after allowing it to safely turn off) and go outside

thepowerofblue

I was referring to a previous fail, actually.

annabellie79

I had wondered how they got various sized baby girls…but this way they come pre-assorted. Leave a bag in the bin, and voila, instant bag of various sized baby girls…These Craiglist people are sneaky…or brilliant?

 
 
 
Luisa

Not to mention Freecycle.

 
 
GoolieGooGoo

First FAIL@ phil ! That is where my ‘parents’ found me!

Bananaphone

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle.

 
 
thewulf

These are sadly real and somewhat necessary. To cut down on the number of baby’s left in unsanitary dumpsters, many municipal governments are attempting to provide a safer option. The argument is that the babies will be abandoned either way, at least this might increase their chances.

Society FAIL.