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Yea they will
I deny your not nesting reality!
and substitute my own.
yessssssss!
Comment fail…
He said “deny” not “reject”
Contrary to your post, I have nested below said level.
Ha!
yur name is a fail.
sausage
You find baby-dropping a funny thing? You disgust me.
We should throw him out the nearest airlock
…Win?
Only if he is a baby.
Or a midget.
I think you mean vertically challenged person… Oh, who cares. They’re still freaking midgets.
airlock? send him to soviet russia!!
In Soviet Russia, unwanted baby drops off you!
Isn’t that how Georgie died on Dead Like Me?
In soviet russland babies drop you.
Your icon vaguely looks like the Swastika. o_O
No, it’s a plan for a BBQ
baby back ribs?
…and they are lickable
haha. win.
Haha, I remember the fail-bq
yes i should rather hope that you have a memory span of more than two weeks. i also remember a fail of a hospital shapped like a swastika
And a military barracks in San Diego shaped like a swastika
and I remember the flags on the streets in 1939. I win…
You suddenly win the interwebs.
Dirty mind wins.
What?
Yeah, it does. That pretty rad
isn’t that family guy
oh, shameless battlestar galactica reference. fail.
LOL but you’re the one who got the reference. FAIL!
Battlestar Galactica reference… nice.
Ever played the game “Michael Jackson baby drop”?
No i played the first Michael Jackson game. “Michael Jackson and the search for the right skin pigment.”
depends on the hight you drop them from.
Lighten up, Francis.
Don’t call me Francis!
yes i do. i find it extremely funny.
You DON’T find it funny? YOU disgust ME.
Grow up. ..
first
Fail.
FIRST
Fail x2.
3rd!
Yes. Yes, you are.
That is you will be the third to be mauled by a thousand angry jackals.
Who are the first two?
The guy who kept them, followed by the guy who said first
I feel sorry for the first guy, but he really should have known better, I mean who keeps a thousand angry jackals caged up? It will only serve to make them angrier.
Winning.
Winning x2, even.
fo shizzle nizzle l0l.
Fail – But NOT funny…
You do realize that the sign there is not referring to the garbage can? There’s a phone number just below the large text.
That’s why it’s a fail.
If they had been intending it to refer to the garbage can, it would be a win. Or possibly a fail at failing. True fails are completely unintentional.
Understanding the concept of fail fail.
The science of fail is a complex science.
4th!!!
Fourth in absolute failure.
LOL
I burn my unwanted babys, but now ill think twice.
Babys babies baby’s or babies’ ?
They mean different things, you see.
For example, “Babies” means more than one baby.
“Baby’s” means something (or things) belonging to a baby.
“Babie’s” means something (or things) belonging to more than one baby.
But “babys” can only mean…
(drum roll, please.)
YOU FAIL!
Babie’s means YOU fail.
No… “Babies’” means something (or things) belonging to more than one baby. The apostrophe comes after the s that makes it plural.
Therefore, YOU fail.
Wow, the grammar police are going to be all over this one.
*Hops on couch, and starts munching popcorn…*
Oh that’s right, I’m not authorized to eat popcorn…
*Opens a bag of Red Vines instead*
Come to think of it, I’m not sure I’ve earned couch privileges yet..
*Hops off couch, pulls up a chair instead*
Oh crap, I misread LJ’s comment. He/She did not make any grammatical errors that I can tell.
*readies self for inevitable herring slap*
See…this is why you just aren’t ready for the couch…
Clearly, I’m ready for the bukkit of pudding, though…
Disco Inferno.. Burn Baby Burn….
Apostrophe correction fail.
wow, you just proved to a blog site that you can spell gooderly! You must be the coolest kid in school. come to think of it, you are probably home schooled and have no life outside of increasing your waist line with cheetos and mr pibb while correcting peoples grammar online (where it doesn’t matter). go choke on a dictionary or something.
Yeah, that was definitely bad grammar. Wopner at 10. Yeah.
and you just proved that you can criticize peoples lifestyle and appearance without knowing anything about them OVER THE INTERNET.
I’m sure I could make a reference to GTA IV right now.
You know…….babiesovernight.com ?
You loser. Associating everything with video games. Having said that, once I find the motivation to get out of bed, I’m going to boot up my 360 and type that in.
You looser? Dropping babies is a option…
Loosing is not a option!
Time to pile on with a ancient reference nobody picks up on…. LOL! WHOSE THE IDIOT WHO DID THAT?
Who’s
O RLY K THX, thank God you’re here to correct my errors as I in no way whatsoever prefaced that as a reference to a prior comment and legitimately thought I was using the right word.
Did you know once every three seconds, a joke dies? And there’s another one…
[clang] bring out your dead (jokes)
(Akshully, Anomnomnomymous’s isn’t dead yet. Old, mayhaps, but not dead. Not even mostly dead.)
This one isn’t quite dead yet.
I think I’ll go for a walk
I feel happy. I feel happy.
You’re not fooling anyone!
It’s this or Craigslist, I suppose.
Or you could unplug that computer (after allowing it to safely turn off) and go outside
I was referring to a previous fail, actually.
I had wondered how they got various sized baby girls…but this way they come pre-assorted. Leave a bag in the bin, and voila, instant bag of various sized baby girls…These Craiglist people are sneaky…or brilliant?
Not to mention Freecycle.
First FAIL@ phil ! That is where my ‘parents’ found me!
Reduce, Reuse, Recycle.
win
These are sadly real and somewhat necessary. To cut down on the number of baby’s left in unsanitary dumpsters, many municipal governments are attempting to provide a safer option. The argument is that the babies will be abandoned either way, at least this might increase their chances.
Society FAIL.
SPELLING FAIL!!!
Which is much worse than society fail, of course…
Jeez… the guy comes up with the first valid point here, and all you can do is point and laugh at his spelling. Society fail, indeed.
win
you iz dum
This is what Spell Check is for.
Uh this is not a public service (meaning the bin is not actually meant for babies). They post newspaper headlines on lamposts in Cape Town…this is just coincidental. Understanding other cultures fail.
hurrah! i’m near the top!
Really, when you posted you appeared to be right at the bottom, and I had to scroll quite far to find you.
Are you sure your monitors the right way up?
14th is good. It puts me on a par with Spain in the Olympics.
I was going to insult you for comparing yourself to an Olympic athlete, but its so hard to argue with that point without admiring it.
I tip my hat to you sir
I’ve never heard of the athlete named Spain, although I have heard of the country!
Well Spain entered a group of Olympic athletes, its close enough.
when you say “LadiesMan”, do you mean your mom?
Not anymore…
Public toilet win!
Only for 3 months baby or less, if not their head won’t fit in.
Oh, that’s just as wrong as the picture.
You obviously thought about this scenario waaaaaay too much, I’d hate to be your
baby.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
EXPLOSION!
…just to make this post interesting…
I didn’t. I just found it when i brought my one-year baby there. I had to cut him vertically on a half, and was a bit disgusting.
You could of put him in the blender…
You’d need one of those blendtech blenders from the will it blend videos though.
I prefer the wood chipper.
Chainsaw
cuisinart
Hydrochloric acid.
Car Crusher
Gas chamber.
AKA public toilet.
Bass-A-Matic 3000
Magic Bullet smoothie maker
(babies won’t mutilate below this level)
Apostrophe’s wont werk at this level.
Double fail.
*winces*
could HAVE put him in the blender…
*salutes annabellie*
Thank you annabellie…I was about to go medieval with my herring there.
Just trying to redeem myself from yesterday. But thanks for the props.
It was very Poe-etic.
Nobody puts baby in the blender!
cheese-grader?
Sponge-ruiner
For a baby your spelling ability is quite good, shame you exploded.
Babies don’t explode. Its called YOU NEED TO CHANGE THE DIAPER ONCE IN A WHILE.
Diaper, don’t you just put down sawdust in the cage until it’s older?
Hamster babies.
If babies did explode, they’d make the most awesomest grenades ever! Toss the baby at your enemy, and when they catch it, KABOOM!
Banned by the geneva convention; gem warfare.
gem warfare… gotta think about that one a bit… like loading a shotgun with diamonds for extra cutting power?
…
it happens sometimes, people just explode. natural causes.
Spontaneous combustion.
EXPLODE!
Pardon me, I meant “A SPLODE.” It’s much more dramatic.
I blame society for what I am!
Random explosion win!
Hope they empty the bin on a regular basis, or do they have a compactor in there?
Yeah, they probably have a compactor, like the bin trucks! Actually, bin trucks… babies… I think I just had a brilliant business idea!
Forgot the pill? Nevermind! We’ll dispose of your unwanted babies for you.
Creative abortion win!
I don’t see the sign mentioning any abortion services…
post-natal abortion?
A fourth trimester abortion, obviously.
Obama’s pro-choice stance win?
WilliamCA
Also, just to piss everyone off, I’ll post twice… WITH GOOD GRAMMAR! (I hope).
*(I hope.)
Nope, ending punctuation gets placed outside the parentheses. Oh snap fined 3 dignity points for incorrect correction.
Nope, he was correct.
Correction fail.
Correcting grammar on the Internet is like Feng Shui in a public ashtray.
For those who still insist on it, here’s some reference material (with references to homosexuality and Bolshevism removed):
From Strunk and White’s ‘Elements of Style’
27. If a comment in parentheses is part of a longer sentence, the final punctuation goes outside the parentheses.
The only exception to this rule is when the sense of the parenthetical comment requires an exclamation point or question mark.
28. If a sentence begins and ends within parentheses, the final punctuation goes inside the parentheses.
Qi whiz! — I love the ashtray Feng Shui image.
Mouse has strunk everybody white in the eyes.
funny you mention that, it always bugs me when people just toss their butts without a thought. there is a real beauty to a well organised ashtray.
Funny you mention that, it does not bug me at all when people just toss their butts without a thought at the club. Woohoo, shake your derriere like you just don’t care!
LAST!
Is what you are not.
It would become even more disturbing if it is in front of a hospital…
This story is from South Africa – “In a bid to save the lives of babies abandoned by their mothers, a Sunnydale woman has implemented her own solution: a safe drop-off point that will increase children’s chances of survival.”
Pretty entrepreneurial of her. It’s like recycling only with human lives at stake.
How would that save the lives of babies abandoned by their mothers?? They’re going in a trash can!
This is in South Africa. I don’t know what this particular sign’s IRL purpose is, but in the baby drops they have there, a buzzer goes off as soon as an unwanted baby is placed in them, so caretakers can come and attend to the infant. Here’s one random citation I see online:
Alrighty.
Alrighty then!
they have those in the US as well. it is a place a mother can forfeit her child, usually to a safe house or hospital for later adoption. It really beats tying a rock to a baby and throwing it in a river when you are done playing house with your new born.
soylent green?
SOYLENT GREEN IS UNWANTED BABIES!!
UNWANTED BABIES IS PEOPLE!
What!
Probably from Destroy All Humans!: Big Willy Unleashed.
The new Soylent McMuffin…it’s every unwanted baby’s dream!
in soviet russia, trash cans go in you.
No, U
That seat looks a little high.
All in all, this makes for good use of tax payers money.
Or, in the fine print it reveals that its an advertisement for a nearby and undisclosed building. *Squints* WHY IS THERE A NUMBER ON THAT POSTER!?
omg! storks, drop ur babies here!
Can you retrieve your unwanted baby in case you change your mind? If so, what happens if you want it back after two years or so?
I’m keeping my receipt, and coming back for it when it’s big enough to mow the lawn.
make shure they’ve fed it in the meantime, or it’ll only be good to fertilise the lawn.
Seems like a win-win to me.
its for twisted minds like this that i read through all of failblog’s comments
rofl nice one!
Ouch
Yes, and when the religious nuts win the abortion debate, what other choice will the irresponsible parent have?
Or the pregnant teen who wants to have a life before she has to take care of a kid.
yeah but what if the kid wants to have a life too? it’s not as if it’s the baby’s fault that it was conceived.
agreed with above poster. society fail indeed. people are too focused on incorrect grammar when there’s a deeper issue involved. i’m ashamed to be the same species as you guys.
Sometimes it’s not the parent’s fault either. Things happen. Like rape.
And the kid may want to have a life to, but who is gonna take care of it? The pregnant teen sure won’t – they probably have school, friends, and even work to worry about. Not to mention teens want to be free and live a little before making a family. Single mothers, which is the bulk of who end up raising these kids, have it hard. Single teen mothers have it harder. Adoption happens, I guess, but it’s hard. If you’re lucky you’ll find someone easily, like in Juno. But only if you’re lucky.
I think abortion is fine, and – comical as it is – this sign gives a little insight into the easier options for teen parents.
Sorry for ranting… =S
The only fail is that the hole is too small for a baby..
It’s a trash can. I’m sure you can just take the lid off. Or force the baby in there. Either way.
And the bath water is going to splash on your plimsolls.
Humane population control FAIL.
do i get a refund or a replacement?
Only if you have proof of purchase
You mean like a sex tape?
lol;)
And a broken condom.
Isn’t that hole a little too small for a baby?
depends on its age and the shape you want it in there…and maybe the number of pieces
Oh my god that’s fucking terrible. Lulz.
Not compared to the hole it came out of on it’s birth day.
Ha!
Ha Its A Fail Inside A Fail
Dropping Babiess Is Just A Fail and So Is Dropping Them Inside A Thrashcan
Oh were are Loz and Shadow when you need them?
Oh, where, indeed…
Damn
To the Rescue! Na na na na na na GRAMMAR POLICE!
It’s*
Babies*
Trashcan*
*slaps Shmeckle several times across the face with a borrowed herring*
(Thrashcan? Sounds like the next hot new trend in sex toys.)
Thrashcan ™: The extreme heavy-metal way to dispose of your waste! Don’t just trash it, THRASH IT! ™
HAH! Funny!
Now give me back my herring, and I’ll share my popcorn with you.
Hmm. If they have a blender unit inside, then this must be where “Baby Food” comes from. No wonder kids are insane, it’s like Mad Cow for humans.
scary as it is, KJD and other human SE diseases have been around for longer that BSE…….
A thousand times, Win.
You could always just give them to Michael Jackson.
(. (.
.) .)
*rummages through unwanted baby bin*
*takes some babies*
(. (.
.) .)
are those tits?
*masturbates*
Nope, these (.)(.)
are tits.
Sigh…
[sixth grader]
BOOOOOOBS!
[/sixth grader]
Not human ones, at any rate.
What kind of bees make milk?
BOO-BEES!
Pun bonus!
*Lulz* bonus!
Immaturity bonus!
Boobies bonus!
Pregnant bonus!
High score – 1,243,126!
Sara J is the new pun leader!
Come on, everybody, we’re about to have a Pun Palace kill screen…
also Engrish reference bonus.
I take it you catch them in a boo-bee trap?
Take a baby, leave a baby
Through the birth canal and into the nearest trash receptical.
I wonder how many people had to avail themselves of these baby disposal facilities nine months after visiting the Galaxy Cinema?
Not all that many, most seemed not to be able to figure out the posters
not like the old cinema line-up “harry potter knoked up evan almighty”
LOL an ugly, fictional young male wizard got God – in human male form – pregnant?
I guess a magician and a god can make… things… erm, happen.
Uhm, Bruce Almighty was God. Evan Almighty was just Noah.
Movie trivia fail.
LOL I admit to failing…
Correction:
An ugly young male wizard got the male ark architect and animal gatherer who heard the word of God preggers… Still strange.
Anti-abortion WIN!
XD sweet :p
the hole is wayy to small to put a lotta babies in thar.
Yea, but if you stuff them in with a broom handle or stomp them in you can get a dozen and a half or so, , maybe a couple dozen if their mothers smoked, , who knows how many crack babies will fit, , ,maybe a gross or so?
Soylent Green win!
Pomg! Cape Town
I totally live there. You get all sorts of crazy stuff on these types of boards, especially from the tabloids.
You people are idiots. That is a bin…for rubbish, not for babies. The sign indicates a place to drop of babies. The person who put up the sign is also an idiot for putting it over a rubbish bin. Everyone (including me as I thought the same thing) = Fail.
seriously? i thought it was for real
wasn’t it?- damn had me compleatly fooled
We have safe-surrender sites for babies in CA. They have signs and everything posted on most hospitals, police stations, fire departments and other such places. Law says you can only drop off a baby who is younger than two days or something like that, but I don’t think anyone has turned down a baby. It was a big deal in the news when Sacramento got its first surrendered baby, which I think was either this year or last year.
Surrender babies? Why are the French abandoning their infants in California?
This has been a production of Ugly American(tm) Theater.
Cause they want the Americans to protect them and keep them safe.
HAHA!
It’s not a sign, it’s a newspaper front page.
Hence the comedy. It’s the positioning of the newspaper sign over the bin.
How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them.
What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller and smaller? Baby combing it’s hair with a potato peeler.
What’s blue and orange and sits on the bottom of the pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
What’s green and orange and sits on the bottom of the pool? Same baby three weeks later.
this picture must have been taken in china
I took this photo outside our Cape Town office. The poster is actually a newspaper headline from the Cape Argus, and the green thing is a rubbish bin.
Oh! so babies go in the recycling! thanks, I’ve been doing it wrong all this time.
I just can’t see the McDonald’s logo – that’s what this is all about. I’ll have a babyburger with cheeses, please.
How is babby formed?
how girl get pregnant
Previous fail reference win!
What’s gross? a pile of dead babies
What’s worse than that? A live one at the bottom.
What’s even worse? It has to eat its way out.
What’s worst? It goes back for more.
brought to you by the ORIGINAL “thisisacryforhelp.com”. now it’s just a porn site if i’m correct…
Lol! One of my favourite fails…
I wonder how many babies are in there…
They can fit alot because the bin is actually covering a chute that leads to the center of the earth.
so they burn in hell??
OMG… Only in this country…..
*rolls eyes*
I am NOT proudly South African…
dumb asses…
Ja. Only in South Africa. I laughed at the fail, but felt a twinge of sadness at the same time. Our country had such potential a few years ago, only to go down the shitter in the end.
I’m so glad I emigrated. No more living like a prisoner in my own home, no more fearing for my life when I stop the car at a robot, no more constant power outages, no more idiot politicians…well, those are still there, but at least first world politicians don’t think they can protect themselves from AIDS by having a quick shower afterwards. Sex education fail, Mr. Zuma!
Dude pretty soon I wants to take loads of ammo and thin the population a bit… I WANTS A TANK!
but yeah For thos of us left here… well… by November there will be no escape.
cool to check some SA stuff on failblog ian
shweet dude
first
hahaha! This is clearly South African! Gotta love us South African peeps! We ARE fail (thats why I’m moving to Canada -.-)… Especially the ANC…(douche bags FAIL!)
I mean…this is clearly a newspaper headline coincidentally posted above a rubbish bin (making it the hilarious fail that it is). No need for anyone to get political.
hey dont diss those things i get all my food from those….w8 ummmm I EAT BABIES >_<
The cake is a lie!
Wow That is messed
Why are there so many South African pictures here? Isn’t this kind of international?
z0mg you havent realized it’s something to do with abortions and its one of those newspaper ad thinga
(The pic. lol)
That hass gotta be a joke.
There is no way you could fit more then one baby in there.
ROFL LMAO
Thank you for the comedy break! (To the person who said that the person is “disgusting” for thinking this is funny–I have four beautiful, healthy children that I love more than anything. And, when I saw this, I about died laughing!!) Do you think anyone is dumb enough to actually put a baby in the garbage?! Probably some moron will!
Uh, more like WIN!
This isn’t a fail…that poster was put there by a anti-abortion activist group…
Sorta obvious…
1/5…