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FIRST!
I expected more from you.
Aww…I was feeling childish.
How about I start talking about the wonders of Edo-Period Japan?
Enough of this.
*Pulls out Walther PPK in a slick fashion*
You’re coming with me, Miss Loz.
Oh? To Japan? Goody, I’ve always wanted to be a geisha
*Nancy Sinatra sings*
Make one dream come true, you o~~nly live twiiice
Anyway, yes, you will be trained in the art of putting stuff in you hair and serving beer to intoxicated customers.
An Irish geisha? Ohh Loz, I like you more and more with each posting.
Oh, yes, please. It goes so nicely with the popcorn.
Damn it feels good to be a geisha.
Loz, a geisha? I’d read those memoirs!
I thought it was a silenced PP7 Special Issue.
And, in your case, it’s “P2K”, not “PPK”.
Or maybe I just played WAY too many of the 007 games, and did not
watch enough of the movies?
BTW, I think they set up the posters like that on purpose. Movie theater
staff like playing jokes.
BondFan, how about you embody the wonders of Kamakura-Period Zen instead, and sit silently facing the wall?
Are you telling me to shut up?
おまえもだまれ。
坐禅わ いいです よ。
["Zen mediation is good!"]
かってにやれば？
Fuzz has participated in approximately two dozen Zen sesshins, all here in the U.S., in both Soto and Rinzai monasteries.
Sesshins? You tumble from your cultured plateau with a grammatical error.
*watches BondFan tumble with TMI…*
*spelling error
Where’s the error, Bond-zai?
“Sesshin” is a JAPANESE word = 接心, 摂心, or 攝心.
Get thee to a monastery.
*watches Bond make a complete ass of himself*
Sesshin (接心, 摂心, 攝心), literally “gathering the mind”, is a period of intensive meditation (zazen) in a Zen monastery.
simultaneous enlightening
(“no-mind’s” think alike)
Hee!
Oh no! I must accept my dishonour and commit seppuku!
*plunges sword into stomach*
£1,000 says he missed.
Whaurrrrrrrrrgh…
*Falls to ground, and fuzz lops off head*
You may have killed one, Mr. Anderson, but there are thousands, no, millions of us now…
*Suspicious suits in sunglasses march over the hill*
*sends Hiro back in time to fix this glitch-smith*
*BondFan stares stupidly at fuzz due to lack of knowledge over Heroes.*
nest fail
*wonders why fuzz woud use pounds instead of yen*
That’s his preferred denomination.
See his disorder below.
This thread just makes me want to get Nirvana’d.
Stop wanting it, and you’re there.
(BTW, Cobain — he did it wrong.)
he said £1000 pounds because that’s a lot more than a thousand yen/dollars/euros
ect
My head a sploded…
yay let’s all wank off to Japan! omgg japan is soo cool, I mean
Nippon ist das cool…des ^ ^
aussiemoo makes a shitty weeaboo
*desu
Cobain did not do it wrong. He was killed by Courtney, that FUH-REEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s ‘meditation’ for moron.
Spelling FAIL
Insult FAIL
Attempt at Knowledge of Eastern Cultures FAIL
Nihonogo o karimasu ka, fuzz-san?
Wait….is Fuzz a woman??
: masteurbates :
Oh wow…there is nothing sexier than an overinflated, smug sense of superiority.
*waits for the tingles to start*
*waits some more*
*waaaaaits….*
Huh. Well I guess I was wrong, wasn’t I?
I’ll make you tingle, baby
Seriously, though, fluttercock, or whatever your name is… know that, for future reference, nobody gets away with insulting Fuzz, without good reason.
*TINGLE!!!*
Um…ahem…heh heh…
I meant to say…promises, promises.
:p
Mmmmmhmmm… sure you did.
Hey, it was a far cry from “masteurbating”, that’s for sure!
No masteurbation necessary for tingles when I’m around, my friend
flutterydick has a reply on the way; WordPress is taking it’s time posting it.
Goodness, you’re very confide…
Ooohhhh…
Well, when you’re right, you’re right!
Damn straight
Let’s see, Fuzz left out the “t” in “Zen meditation” — that’s a single letter fail for Fuzz.
What do we have going on in flutterdick’s post?
____
– a prepositional phrase “for moron” that makes no sense for anyone other than a moron.
– an “Attempt at Knowledge of Eastern Cultures” reference with a cutesy capitalization scheme, but a content replete with fluttered up ignorance: on this thread alone, Fuzz has made use of がな (kana) and 漢字 (kanji); he’s referenced Indic naga mythology; punned “Sanskrit”; taught a JAPANESE person a Japanese word; and played in the fields of Kamakura with Rinzai and Samurai imagery.
– flutterdicky can’t even spell JAPANESE in Japanese — the characters for “JAPAN-LANGUAGE” (日本語) are transliterated “NIHON-GO”, not “NIHON-O-GO.”
– and Fuzz is not a woman; but if he were, he’d wouldn’t give flutterdick the time of day, because little flutterdick can’t even flutter his own dick correctly — it’s spelled masturbate, you “for moron.”
______
Go get a life before you come here with your flutery attempts to show off your piccolo dick.
wow that’s some seios arguing
appologies to any spelling nazis who may get offended by this typo
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
Not just that, what the hell is a “karimasu”?
I’m assuming from the setence he meant ”分かります” (Wakarimasu)…
And just in case, I tried typing it in a Japanese – English dictionary:
Results for ‘karimasu’
Japanese – English
karimasu: No matches found
Attempting to write in another language FAIL.
I’m sorry.
I mistakenly thought I was conversing with people who have a LIFE.
The Nihongo (or Japanese, as you so eloquently put it) was grammatically correct, transliterated directly as “Don’t you understand Japanese?” I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about, as I wager I’m the only one on this board who has actually studied Nihongo for three years, the only one who knows why only Ugly Americans (ignorant ones, like you, Fuzz) call Japanese “Japanese,” when the other 99.7% of Asain countries do not.
As to my handle, “Flutter” neither refers to something as childishly sexual or having the Mariposa-like trappings to which you refer; instead, it is short for Typical Counterclockwise Cavotricuspid Isthmus-Dependent Atrial Flutter, which I treat and cure with radiofrequency ablation (I’m a Cardiac Surgeon by trade, BTW) and have more titles after my name (real ones, I might add) that you could ever hope to even dream about, unless you consider Asswipe a title, which you obviously display with pride.
And comments about my manhood, fuzz? I expected something more prolific from you, a person of your obvious taste and intelligence. As Shakespeare once said, “Methinks Thou Dost Protest Too Much.”
Is that understandable to you, “for moron?” That was obviously an inside joke that, like any type of intelligence, you simply did not get.
Good luck in prison.
Flutterdoc
Not Available in Any Store
*waaaaaaaits…….*
Nope. Still nothing. I guess I’m just not attracted to the “pompous ass with a false sense of entitlement who thinks that education is the same thing as intelligence but more important than kindness” type.
Oh, and while I cannot attest to what Shakespeare might have “said” during his lifetime, I can assure you that he certainly never “wrote” that. If you are going to use quotations to purportedly insult someone, it would certainly make you look like less of an idiot if you at least bothered to get the quote right.
But men who research = il y a tres magnifique!
Is it the horn rim glasses or the musty smell of intelligence?
Yes, men who research = hawt, as I said before. That’s why
it is so very fitting that this ignorant, self-aggrandizing, puffed up, self-important twit didn’t bother to look up the actual quote before shooting off his mouth.
Jesus….do you people ever sleep?
Dragonwriter: As I acted in Hamlet in high school, and no doubt you have some familiarity with The Queen’s English, the quote comes directly from that play, although I was using a little literary license by placing “Methinks” ahead of the sentence; as I was referring to Fuzz, I changed the idiom to masculine (albeit barely) slightly to fit the mood. But since we’ve become picky, I will ONCE AGAIN go back to the classic Bard quote, thus, “The Lady does Protest Too much, methinks.”
My bad. I am sorry if I offended your sensibilities. But The Bard certainly DID write that, you KNOW that, so why would you be so obtuse, hmmm? You and Fuzz gettin’ it on behind the scenes?
And, not to become juvenile here, but…HE STARTED IT.
And he insulted my second language, insulted my speaking it, and while we’re on the subject……BLOW me.
Hugs and Kisses
Flutter
*snork*
I’m sorry…I’m laughing too hard right now to be completely coherent, but I’ll do my best.
You admit that you changed the quote, and yet you still maintain that “the Bard certainly DID write that”?? Do you know what a “quote” is? I think the word you are looking for is “paraphrase”, since you also deemed it necessary to change the archaic “doth” to the modern form “does”.
And before you question my credibility, I, too, have been in Hamlet. Not in high school, though…I performed it in New York where I was a Shakespearean actor many years ago. And since I have accumulated four degrees since then and now teach Shakespeare at a Research One university, I hope that will satisfy your elitist need for “titles” to establish authority.
And no thank you. I think you “blowhard” enough all by
yourself to satisfy your needs in that arena.
For someone so often (self-)described as more intelligent than all of f*cking humanity, you sure can’t spell a word correctly. It’s “asian”, you jackass, not “asain”. And “transliterated” is not the correct word in this case, it’s “translated”.
Good luck in remedial school.
Shadow
Is Thankful Flutterdoc is Not Available in Any Store; Certainly Doesn’t Want to Come Across Such a Self-Assured Jackass While Grocery Shopping.
Oooh….tingly!
I lol’d!
*hugz*
dragon how old are you? (just wondering)
Can’t stop yourself from premature ejaculations, fluster dic?
.
You’d lose that narcissist’s wager of yours, and your own Japanese errors have already been corrected, twice. A first year student knows, “Don’t you understand Japanese?” is “Nihongo ga wakarimasen ka,” and that “wakarimasu” does not take a direct object (so no “Nihongo o,” and certainly no “Nihonogo o,” you bonehead no boner bonobo.)
.
More fitting of course would have been, “Nihongo ga dekimasen ka” — but you’ve shown you have difficulties handling your “masteurbatory” deki.
.
And yes, when speaking in a predominantly English-language post, I use “Japanese”; when speaking in 日本語 to a Japanese individual I use 日本人 or 日系人.
.
Wrong use of “prolific”; failed quotation of Shakespeare.
.
You’ve demonstrated that the number of degrees after your name doesn’t mean shit, but if you must know, I have four and have held teaching positions in three universities–including Harvard–in two different fields.
.
To come here, make mistakes, criticize others falsely, then make additional mistakes even after they’ve been corrected, and still go on to insist on your superiority — that’s evidence of having either a personality disorder or the wit of a flutterby.
.
Go back to your cocoon; you’ve got maturing to do.
.
And know, if you don’t maintain a sense of humor, you just ain’t funny.
Y’know what, Fuzz?
I’m sexually aroused!
(dramatic pause)
You taught at Harvard?
Explains why you spend all this time on FAILBlog.
Teaching degree FAIL!!!
You have been pwned.
Pwned?
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
See what I did there? Didja, didja, didja? THAT is a proper quote.
I’m actually laughing right now….now THAT respinse was funny.
Arigato gozaiimasu.
Oops, ‘response.’
Oh well, to use an anachronism,
“The previous poster is GAY.”
Truth be known, Doc, one reason Fuzz hangs out here, staring at his computer screen as much as he does, is that he’s experiencing writers’ block currently. So, an arigato gozaimasu to you, too, for getting him typing. (Just stay mindful of how much “i” you’re putting into your gozaimasu , and let’s all keep some more smiles in our fluttery hearts and fuzzy minds.)
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gotta go see what condition my composition is in
.
bbl
*in what condition my composition is
You guys are all getting way too personal and juvenile with your insults, I didn’t expect it of you!
Flutterdoc- stop. Please. You’re only making it worse for yourself.
I studied “Nihongo” for four and a half years and obviously better than you, since even the most basic student KNOWS that what you claim as correct Japanese was wrong.
(I’m not even going to bother correcting it, as Dragonwriter has already done a fine job.)
Oh, and just so you know, not just “ugly americans” call the Japanese the Japanese- I’m Australian and I do. Basically anyone who speaks ENGLISH does.
Despite what you think, when Japanese people are taught English, they are also taught the words “Japanese” and “Japan” and use them. They only use “Nihongo/Nippon Jin” and those such words when they are speaking in their own language. I know this because I actually live there.
And you’re right, in a way. The other asian countries don’t call them Japanese, as you pointed out, but that’s because they have their OWN words for them.
For example, Japanese person in Chinese is “Ri ben ren”. (I think that’s how you spell it, forgive me anyone here who speaks Chinese if I spelt it wrong.)
re: “in what condition my composition is” — T.P.R.F.:
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I invented Japanese, AND I studied it for 30 years, AND I’m operating on someone’s heart right now with the hand that’s not typing this post, AND I have so many titles after my name that the guy who is introducing me to speak at the 2009 Harvard Commencement had to start in 2006.
“…Ugly Americans (ignorant ones, like you, Fuzz) call Japanese “Japanese,” when the other 99.7% of Asain countries do not.”
Since when is America an Asian country? Geography FAIL.
Well, there was that whole land bridge thing during the Pleistocene Era …
Beringia
How about comedy FAIL? Why is flutternuts getting all serious when everyone is obviously here for laughter. And of course to debate about how smart they are and how much they know about Japanese stuff. Yeah I know I said “Japanese” and I am an American but I don’t think it’s fair to call me ugly. Aren’t ugly people supposed to be the smart ones anyway, and beautiful people are stupid? *sarcasm* And I especially appreciated how fluttertub asked if anyone here ever sleeps, like they don’t have a life, but apparently he had to keep checking for new comments too!! Pot Calling the Kettle Black FAIL!!
Mel don’t say that about him! He’s a doctor! We should all be bending over for the pleasure of Dr. Flutterdick. Our comments are obviously not worth anything when compared to his majesty’s. To think of our previous insolence. Tsk tsk tsk. He was right about one thing. In Germany it’s “Japaner.” I can’t believe we English speakers have been calling them the wrong word for so long.
You Fail.
its called Japanese because the Country is called Japan in english. it may we be
it may well be called Nihongo, (or even Nippongo) in asian cultures, cause cause
but in english, its called Japan and Japanese.
and its certainly not an insult.
Its the same as calling the Germans “German” instead of “Deutsch”
Comment Posting Editor fails as well. couldnt see or erase stuff.
the post was pointed at flutter, for attempting to be pompus and beat on his chest about how much he knows Japanese, and thought its an insult to call it by its english name rather than its native tongue name.
im sure he refers to Germany as Deutschland also, since thats what It is called in its native language.
(this one probably also contains typos. same error as earlier)
Hmm, that was a pretty good burn.
Over-compensation FAIL flutter-lack-of-penal-size-doc
In America the term is “fuck you”
“…only Ugly Americans (ignorant ones, like you, Fuzz) call Japanese “Japanese,” when the other 99.7% of Asain countries do not. ”
So USA is an Asain country, is that what you’re saying? ‘Cause that what the sentence implicates. So maybe you shouldn’t speak so much about ignorance, when you yourself are no better. And do you know what the hell most countries call their native tongue? I didn’t think so. F’ing hypocrite. You go to Hell. You go to Hell and you die!
Seriously, while I was reading that rather well worded reaming, I thought I was back on PK for a second.
whut’s PK?
“Masteurbates”? Is that some kind of kinky new pracitice that combines autoerotica with pasteurization?
His brains are boiled.
No, it must be the queen’s English pronunciation of masterbation…you know with the extra “u”….sorry, bad joke.
I loul’d.
Nice and boiling, just the way I like it!
Spelling FAIL on your part, flutterdoc. It’s “masturbates” not “masteurbates”
Show’s over, Entelechy.
That particular spelling error has been noted at six times already by my count.
LOL Yeah, I noticed.
The real fail is that Eragon was published by a major company.
No, the REAL fail is that it was supposed to be “Dragon,” and it was misspelled as “Eragon” by a couple of Chinese idiots assigned to mass produce the tag poster for the early theater promos….realizing how much trouble they could be in, they re-dubbed the name of the character “Eragon” and went with it….
Not unlike how Nintendo in 1977 marketed a little-known video game called “Monkey Kong,” some Chinese idiots screwed THAT up, called it “Donkey Kong,” and the rest is history.
These Chinese idiots are always screwing SOMETHING up….
And this ends the Asian bashing for the evening.
theater promos? Eragon started as a BOOK!
yeah and before that i heard there was a book with exactly the same plot just different names
oh and the proofreaders obviously didn’t know how to spell axe
Are you serious Flutterdoc? I really hope you realize how wrong you are. Or were you just being facetious?
I’m curious flutterdoc, did you just make that story up on the spot, or what? Because it’s hard to believe that you read that somewhere, I can’t think of any educated person that would ever believe that story…
Wikipedia FAIL!
And Donkey Kong was made by Nintendo, which is a japanese company you racist jackass.
Are you serious dude? Are you joking, or are you really a racist and an idiot? “Eragon” is a fantasy novel by Chris Paolini who lives in Montana. Eragon is the name of the main character. Get your facts straight before you embarrass yourself again. Yours was an even bigger fail then the Fail you commented under.
You guys crack me up. All of the random arguing… too funny!
I call that a WIN!
gaysha?
you fail
Uhm I dont get this pic
S uperman
E ragon
X men
Damn cryptic pic.
Obvious sex win. Im first because I commented on your first comment. So I am the first at commenting directly to the first comment, FIRST!
Yep, Japan is cool.
SECOND!
Trad.
Say that again?
Trad…
No, as in proper English. Not txt spk.
It’s not text speak trad. It’s from a few fails ago. Welcome to failblog.
now he’s a re-re-trad
Oi, that was out of line. Disgraceful. A fine of £1,000 is in order.
Too late. I lol’d. You can fine him if his comment gets a lol. :p
DAMMIT!!
*can’t
Where’s my herring…?
Alright then, £1000, Mr. Fuzz. And a fish-slapping dance for Dragonwriter.
(Comments wont silly walk below this level)
Good morning sir, I have a silly walk and I would like to apply for a Government grant to help me develop it.
Now the Japanese have a man who can bend his legs over his head…
Umm im sorry Loz… But… Your walk… its not very silly…. is it.
you don’t know what silly is do you?
shit, I have it still, here…
*gives over herring*
(herring won’t give below this level?)
*smacks self soundly with herring*
Thanks, annabellie…I needed that.
That, I think you will find, is a red herring.
Dragonwriter how could you find yourself distracted
by such an obviously fake clue?
GAH! You’re right!
Good thing I’m not a mystery writer.
So, flutterdoc, who claims to have studied Japanese for 3 years, doesn’t know that Donkey Kong was made in Japan, not China? Miyamoto-san chose the name Donkey Kong because he felt it represented the character’s stubberness. Also, I studied french for 3 years, but can’t speak it worth sh*t.
It appears you can’t speak English “worth shit” either.
You Loz are all getting way too personal and juvenile with your insults, I expected it of you!
THIRD!
douche douche and douche
douché’d!
Uber-douched!
Das Uber Douche’d.
so you’re bond’s 4518th greatest fan
well i’m star war’s 1 657 426th greatest fan
Nice to meet you.
nice to meet you too
hehe i wonder how long i can kepp this going before he realises i’m a bloke
I’m not flirting. This is a polite meeting.
May the good manners commence.
There are only 2 possible outcomes now:
1 shall thank
1 shall be thanked
Oh oh oh! I’m number 1,657,430. You’re four ahead of me – that means I get to make fun of you! Geek! Nerd!
Um… did I do that math right?
Yes, I know, I just failed miserably. No need to say it. But at least I can spell.
accomplishment fail.
Now we all know how little to expect from you.
Aw, come on. Give me one more chance.
You’ve already used up three, we are disinclined to acquiesce your request for a fourth.
We are also disinclined to allow run-on sentences while not acquiescing to his request.
er …. yeah! can somone please explain whats going on?
I am currently disinclined to acquiesce to your request. That means “No”.
(Commenters won’t acquiesce to requests below this level.)
thanks that cleared it all up for me
YoooRRRRRRRRRRRRRaut!!!!
Forth
Henceforth, you shall perish in my dungeon.
Ooo, kinky.
O.o
And an O.o to you , sir.
I prefer mam
and o.O back at you
>.>
<..<
O.O
Your mam is great.
This is going to give Waldorf a heart attack…
Yurr, I think a your mom is so old comment would be more
appropriate.
You would be mistaken.
Who’s Waldorf?
Gawd, haven’t you people ever watched the Muppets???
*sigh*
Muppits…
Kermit = Pwnage.
Oooh! Was he the chef?
…or not…?
Waldorf and Statler were the two old hecklers in the balcony who always shouted at the performers on stage.
If Waldorf were to discover that his best friend of 80 gazillion years was a “mam”, he’d have a heart attack.
/explanation of overly obscure joke
*offers Dragon a salad with fine sliced apple and celery, chopped walnuts, mayonnaise or a mayonnaise-based dressing*
Har har…
Ram Ram …
—-
(this is a Sanskirt reference)
*blink blink…*
What just happened to my clothes???
I wanna Waldorf Salad
Que?
*wink wink, naga naga*
I feel so ignorant, but what are you refering to?
We’ll explain when you’re older.
*pat pat pat*
Best not to ask.
Study up on your Buddhism, Bond-san.
Something tells me the Buddha himself wouldn’t be able to make sense of most of the fuzzisms.
Here’s a clue:
Naga = 竜.
… or 龍.
Also Naga is a type of creature in WoW
You have my pity.
I enjoy WoWoW:
theonion.com/content/video/warcraft_sequel_lets_gamers_play
Ah, yes, the Onion. America’s finest news source.
Naga is also the animal they skin to get the material for making tacky couches and recliners.
that post is a real pleather to read
da zdravstvuyet marxism iy kommunizm! peace be with you
Great in bed.
took a while but i get it now
Same here
well i’m glad somone else is at least as much of a dolt as i am
You actually had something else on your mind?!
belive it or not, not everyone on the planet is completely sex obsessed
I don’t believe it.
i still don’t get it.
wait i just got it S E X. ha ha ha ha ha ha
Well done
I didn’t get it until after reading all the way down here. Wow.
Observation fail.
Sarah J would have gotten it. In fact, I would say that the bun in her oven is evidence of the fact that she did “get it.”
Oh no, I used the misbegotten word “gotten.” I hope Loz can forgive me and that my error can be forgotten.
got duck?
(you may need more than one)
well when i first posted the comment it was sixth, there have just been a lot of replies
thats why i posted SEX.
whats hard to understand? Superman, Eragon, and Wolverine are having a threesome.
i just thought it was cause eregon sucked and superman and x3 was awesome…
lol ’sex’
Ah, thank you. Honestly, I had no idea what was funny about that picture. And I still have no idea why it would be a fail.
*facepalm*
Well, to be fair, Loz, it did take me a moment to figure it out.
I’m glad to see that there’s a few people on here that didn’t catch it right away either. I will say, that now that I get it, the ‘coming soon’ above each poster adds to the humor.
*lulz*
My imaginary friend said I shouldn’t post a ‘coming soon over galaxy’ comment…
At first I didn’t realize the dragon’s head was a bit higher then it’s tail and I thought it read “sox”. I was understandably confuzzed, until Somni’s post >.<
Bizarre. I guess people look at things differently.
It took me all day to figure this one out
i dont get it?
*napalm*
*Wagner’s Ride of the Valkyries starts*
have your Apocalypse later
Say that to these helicopters!
Did you honestly just say X3 was awesome?
i thought it was pretty good but i also think all superman films/serieses/comics suck because he can just do absolutly anithing he wants so there is never a slight possibility that he could ever loose
What if someone shot him with a cryptonite gun? Superman does have a weakness everybody! Silly dolt!
Though i do believe x3 is awesome! And all x-men movies!
ditto
Yeah, now that I finally get it – I’m wondering if it’s really a fail. Cause sex sells. So maybe this is really a poster win.
Sex sells? Prove it.
*hands Jami $100*
Alrighty, mister. You are now under arrest. This is a raid, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time.
*Fuzz roundhouse kicks BondFan. Police chase starts*
If you want me to sing for you, I’m for hire, but as far as sex goes, that I don’t sell.
My apologies, chanteuse. All the talk here of geishas and selling sexiness made me forget my manners.
obviously just take a look at 90s pop and r&b … the lirics are awfull the tune is awfull and they can’t sing. the only thing that makes it sell is the fact that the videos have nearly-naked women in them
No sex doesn’t sell, it only arouses me at awkward times.
the fail is they meant to say sXe.. ya know… Straight Edge…
instead they made it say “s e x” in that order, which is why its a poster placement fail.
I don’t think this is a fail… It seems more like a WIN!
Fedor by armbar!!!
Most other people with Tourette’s aren’t so immature.
Burn of the Week material right here.
Expectation fail, standards too low.
Your mom loves it that way. .
You’re finally showing some of creative blogging etiquette there, ghooey. Your mom thing is retarded of course — but at the end there the way you’re leaning your colon over makes it look like your expecting visitors.
his colon looks like his pregnant guests? what?
sorry, with as much as you (and some others) pick on people for the wrong your, i had to
you’re a write, that’s a make me LOL
I dont understand how thats a placement fail….>_>
Read the letters the logos spell. Then add them together. Then take note of the comment above each poster.
If I worked in that theater, I would have put those up like that on purpose. And then wait till te first complaint.
Is te first like the first?
Watch it, Fan-san, you’re still on probation yourself with that whole first, second, and third thing.
Sorry, fuz-san. I will try to more careful in the future…Like I am carefully aiming this ninja-stars at your forehead, heart and testicles.
tsk … tsk …
Making a spelling fail in thread you started by complaining about a spelling fail? (It should be “these” ninja-stars.)
You may wish to think twice about your little toys: I’ve got the entire Rinzai-trained Samurai families of swordsmen at my side — and they’ll have you seeing stars before you can blink.
stars? depends on his time zone i guess.
I wasn’t talking about fakes
you lack vision
Never denied that, I don’t have glasses for no reason.
You don’t have glasses, and there’s no reason for it??
Nah it’s just a double negative.
I am THIS CLOSE to calling the Institute for the Humor Impaired for this guy…
Where do you think i’m connecting from…
Sorry…I assumed you were in the Failkland Islands.
Yeah, that’s a common misconception
Are you positive that it’s a double negative?
Maybe s/he masturbated too much?
I didn’t know that. I’m actually rather excited about having that information now. Useless information WIN!
in a thread*
If we’re going to be pedantic :p
… erm … how about … you can dispense with articles when speaking to Japanese person [sic]?
But you were still writing in English…
Not to mention you used other articles
You can dispense with articles (of clothing) if you write in Sanskirt.
Especially if you’re a Digambara Jain (“digambar” means “covered by the four directions”, or “sky-clad”, or “nekkid”).
It’s no spelling fail, it’s a typo.
I dont get it.
SEX
May just be that that’s what Alex doesn’t get.
You can never have too much
took me till here to get the “fail” portion of this particular fail. Either someone is getting more creative with their fail submissions or I am off today… Most likely the latter.
… AND YOU NEVER WILL!!!!
epic fail.
And now here’s the breakdown…
♫ Never gonna get it, never get it
Never gonna get it
Never get it
No no no no… ♫
En Vogue reference… win? fail?
horsegirl?
Reading at the various “I don’t get it” I think it’s a “comment chain-failing” at “hideous sexual tricking win”
The guy who place those posters should be a genius or a totally unlucky dumbass
I don’t get it.
i dont ghet it
I don’t Ghent (a populous city in Belgium) it.
What a Stella reply.
Whaa?
(Stella Artois? The Belgian beer?)
I say we stop explaining our jokes to this guy. If he wants to keep up, he can do the legwork himself.
I don’t get it.
Me neither. *is confused*
*retires to bed, still puzzling*
Wait…I just confused myself…
What was I saying?
I think you were saying if someone wants to get it they should work on keeping their legs up.
WIN!
(Legs won’t spread below this level)
Not for you, anyway…
I wouldn’t be so sure about that, Shadow. I know this one girl…
hahahaha?
omg, that took me too long to notice
but imo, thats a poster placement win
IMO, you need punctuation and grammar lessons.
*Grammar Nazi salute*
Pretentious a** hole win
You know Niho, it’s not fair to give yourself a win, even if it is for the right reasons.
Agreed. Isn’t there a rule about this somewhere? Can you award a self-Fail?
fail blog should definatley have fail rules!
And fail admin’s or moderator’s to enforce these rules.
* rule’s
hah. fail’ blo’g shou’ld defignatlhey have fail rule’s. good correction
but your comment lACKs length
I think you can fail yourself, but I hereby declare that there shall be no proclaiming a win on your own behalf.
*salutes BondFan*
*salutes back and orders grammar troops to march forward in a scene reminiscent of the marches in Germany*
Goose step!!
Those crazy geese!!!! First they take over my lawn, now they take over LifhtDisciple!!
spelling nazi, picking on us spelling jews ><
Um, wow. That was effed up.
I bet 2 internets that the placement was intentional.
My thought exactly! Think about who works at the theaters. Some high school kid was changing the posters and figured that out. Then he was laughing to himself, waiting for someone to notice.
there is more than one internet???
of course- there’s this one, and then there’s a better one that you’re not cool enough to know about… oops
you broke the first rule!!!!
Yeah, the military has a whole other internet.
I hear it even has it’s own Wikipedia.
Why is this a fail?
The real fail is actually the fact that you don’t know why this is a fail.
don’t worry I don’t know why this is a fail either.
perhaps you should all read the comments above which explain it multiple times because so many people didn’t get it
It is a fail because the posters each have one letter on them….
Three posters, three letters….they (probably unintentionally) spell a word.
Fail.
You know this was done on purpoe, probably by some bored employee
Truth… I worked at a theater once and we did stuff like this all the time
Sex?
lots
Kinky.
so what’s the fail ? I still don’t see it.
If all 3 movies opened on the same day…
Which one would you go see first?
None…they all fail…
Does it really matter? they’d be bootlegged before their openings anyway, so you could even see all three at the same time if you wanted.
Would anyone really want to?
You raise a good point
“you could even see all three at the same time if you wanted.” And if you had eyes that could focus on three things at the same time, presumably??
It’s not like there’s much you need to follow in those three movies.
They are all fairly straight forward….hero prevails in the end…
Fail to see the fail in this one I’m afraid. All the movies opened in 2006.
I hope you’re joking:
Superman Returns
Eragon
X-Men III
SEX.
Dissexic?
Ah…. bless.
Fail scene fail. Sherlock Holmes you re not.
yoda you are not.
I may have just failed my self there…
Speak like HP-35 Calculator you do. “Fail or fail not. There is not try.”
Brain damage does that to people. Get a helmet.
Now, that’s what I mean by “coming soon”!
Lemme give you a preview…
sticky
Your keyboard? I’m sure it is.
Happen to have anything at hand I can clean it with?
Well that’s what happens when you diddle the “insert” key too much
Lol, those mischeivous cinema employees
haha
Intern getting fired in 3… 2… 1…
I still cannot understand why this would be a fail OR an intentional “win”. Were the release dates too far apart? What would be the point of putting these up in any particular order as a “mischievous cinema employee”? Seriously, can someone PLEASE explain why this is supposed to be entertaining in any way whatsoever?
Please tell me you’re kidding… it’s been spelled out for you in previous posts. Plus, each movie poster only has one letter to focus on… even the mentally challenged can put those letters together and get a chuckle.
*hands Mike a *facepalm**
Really…it’s just quicker and…heh…more handy.
Ahaha. More “handy”.
I applaud you.
I went through all the existing comments before I asked- at the time I posted my comment, non of the above spelling-it-out comments had shown up yet.
I was looking for something interesting/funny about what the movies were. Didn’t even notice they made letters.
same here I just kept reading “superman” “Eragon” (the poster doesn’t look like an e to me) and “x men” I’m sure if the e on the eragon poster looked more like an e I’m sure we would’ve got it.
Uh-huh… I don’t see how it could look more like an ‘e’.
Mentally challenged….
You called?
Are you sure this was a fail? Looks like a subliminal success to me.
Funny though.
I’ve seen this before. But I just noticed… “Coming Soon”.
Now it’s twice as funny.
True
Fail? I don’t think so. If I had to place these posters, I would surely do the same thing.
Bonus fail for the movies involved.
100th!
*Rollseyes* Why the f**k do people bother to make stupid comments like “First”. WHO GIVES A FLYING F**K?
That would be all. Thank you please.
(I apologise now if there are any errors with spelling, because I know how fussy people are with it on ‘Fail Blog’.)
The second line should have a question mark at the end
go away
failblog*
rolls eyes*
That first period needs to be a question mark.
You gave, don’t you see? You just talked about him, and he wants EXACTLY that.
One Hundred and Thirteenth!
Well done.
I don’t get it
oh, SupremanEragonXmen…SEX…yeah…tricky one
cuming soon…
*masturbates furiously*
You have low standards.
you spoiled all the fun
I drink too much ;( and my mind is litteraly worth nothing … i even can’t see sex in front of me. Please kill me …..
*click click*
I’m sorry. This is WIN. Some teenagers working at the theater saw these posters and decided to put them like that intentionally. And since I have the sense of humor of a teenager, this is 100% WIN!
I think that’s a poster placement WIN!!!
taco
is a Mexican delicacy.
or the Japanese for octopus.
Actually….that’s “Tako”
You DON’T want to know what’s Japanese for burrito….
(unintentional?) innuendo win!
and a Texan euphemism.
Subliminal message WIN! (Beats the hell outta the crap Disney movies got away with.)
Ahhhhh, after reading a billion comments I finaly get the joke of this picture.
Superman, Xmen3 = May, June 2006
Eragon = December 2006
Did you actually bother to look that up? Or did you just know when those movies were released?
Either way, it’s a pathetic FAIL.
Crocodile Dundee 26 September 1986 (USA)
Crocodile Dundee II 25 May 1988 (USA)
Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles 20 April 2001 (USA)
As a *ahem* Galaxy employee, I can tell you that differing release dates don’t necessarily mean that the picture is a fake. We get the posters well in advance of the movies–right now, we have some up for movies that won’t be playing until next summer. I’d go with the “mischievous employee” theory, knowing what kind of people work at cinemas…
Now it’s not 100%, but I’m almost positive that Eragon is not equal to December 2006.
THAT is a total epic WIN
How about Photoshop fail? This is obviously fake. The angle of the images (which we seem to be facing head-on) does not match the angle of the frames (which we’re facing diagonally).
There’s one of you in every comment forum isn’t there? Photoshop, photoshop! Not everything in life is done with computers, some people are just that hilarious.
You have been GIMP’ed! (I think its real but i couldn’t resist lol)
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wtf
This made my day.
Even if it was Photoshopped or whatever, it still made my day XD
To be honest, I’d have to say this is a win. Photoshop or not.
I for one want to actually comment on the image.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH sex.
I like-a you. I like-a sex. It’s nice.
(Borat, xD)
Why fail? I say WIN!
Yes, this is definitely a win.
*masturbates*
As your name would suggest.
hello, my name is bobbin threadbare. are you my mother?
yes i m
variety in poster design fail
I don’t see this as a win or fail at all. I think it’s too abstract. You have to take longer than needed to figure out the “fail” and even then it’s not very funny. I did not laugh, and I don’t see how this could have possibly made front page fail.
don’t be serious, no body likes serious people
Ahhhhhhhh!
Hurricane!
——————
Run!
i dont get it
SEX
poster design variety fail
this is too subliminal… i think this was an intentional setup and not a random fail. call in the fail shot… failers starting to fail at posting good fails
totally. who wants to bet that this was some teenager with a sense of humor working a summer job?
sex haha funny!
This is more like poster placement WIN
“Placement” Fail? More like “barely subliminal message WIN!”
WIN
How is sex in a movie theater “coming soon”?
Are you kidding?
Looks like a ‘AD 101 – Basics of Placement’ WIN to me…
ahem “boobies?” that is all.
hahah! i wonder who the perv was that put those posters up in that order
Somebody with a sense of humor.
so, anyone else laugh (i agree, placement win), then think, wow, hollywood really needs some new art directors? if the best you can come up with for a poster is the damn first letter (okay, i can understand it with superman, and even with xmen, but eragon? not so much), thats the real fail.
No one mentioned those neon Pepsi cans that spelled “sex” yet! Or that Lion King thing! Things happen! By accident!
The lion king one didn’t actually spell sex, but sfx.
EPIC!
Lots of people didnt get it. I got it straight away, do you think that I might have a slightly one track mind? *Masturbates*
nah, its just the government’s ploy to increase birth rates. subconsciously plant ideas of sex in moviegoer’s minds.
Just wait till mommy hears about this…..
((storms off))
What fail? This is so hilarious I even added this as my desktop background. No joke!
I don’t get it… |:
for those that don’t get it. The posters spell sex.
wow! only 30 minutes to understand. I’m a genius
it took you thirty minutes to figure that out when there are like a hundred comments that explain it clearly on the way down to this bottomless page of comments?
How is sex a fail?
only when it’s in Danus!
And here I thought all these comments would be fanboys squalling over Superman vs. X3. Stupid director-thieving Superman and his stupid overly powered self and his stupid baby (whutwhut?).
At least Chris Tucker didn’t show up in X3, I guess.
JAYSUS! I had to scroll into the comments to realize what the fail was about. i feel so dumb-dumb. just lemme shoot myself in the face real quick.
theeere.
Geeze, 20 minutes to make it to the end of the comments! Ok, maybe 15.
That included 10 minutes of junk before someone intelligent finally explained the picture. Thank you, Jack!
The majority of this comment thread has nothing to do with the photo.
OT-posting FAIL.
Whoever says first again is gay
Haha! Good one. Somehow I think the one who put them up did that on purpose. For the ones who don’t understand it,, It says “S, E’, X”
this took me so long to get omg im so blonde…
its really not amazingly funny but yeh a bit childish XD =P
Subliminal messaging win.
I would so have done that if I worked there.
how is it fail???
Is it a fail because they advertise for it at all, or just because it’s between two superior movies? Eragon may be the single worst movie I have ever, ever, ever seen (don’t judge me; it was free and I was curious about them getting Malkovich and Irons to do it), but Superman wasn’t exactly better and X3 still wasn’t exactly great.
If you want to see a poster placement fail, my hometown vid store had White Noise next to Serenity for months.
I believe this is a win sir
FIRST!
Since when does anything that spells SEX = fail ?
omg it took me a good five minutes to get it..
I don’t get it. I hate to sound ditzy but what’s the fail?
HEY! I saw this! In real life! at the theatre!
I feel proud (ish) for finally witnessing a fail, for once. BTW I pointed it out to all my friends but didn’t have the sense to take a picture.
i like the way they think but kinda inapropiete for younger people or kids
Ummmm I dont quite get it…
This was a set-up. These posters were not up at the same time in theaters. I work at one, and X-Men and Superman weren’t released anywhere near Eragon. At least the people who work there are creative.
Wow, that took a while.
*buys ticket to movie*
This is a win it is clearly intentional
Bored employee WIN!
i dont get this one?
omg my girlfriend just said “that’s not a fail that’s a win” guess who gets laid tonight!? my girlfriend!
I don’t get it
perhaps you and brian should get together and have it
the posters spell SEX haha, this one may be a little “deep” for some of you lol
“私は夢中に夫人のポーカーフェイスを読むことはできません。彼女はとても厄介なのは、すべて私が今まで彼女の普通の顔を見ている”と述べたエストニア- 2 。 “スーパーマンのみ、エラゴン遺志を継ぐ者と、 X -メン』することができます。 “しかし、交際を誘う” “確かに、 “ムーミン合意している。 “しかし、彼らの英語を話すことはありません。彼らは、あなたのにおいがすることができます自分の面倒をオンにしてくださいうんち中国語の言語を、頭を話します。ほとんどの人は、美しい中国の人々の言語’のようです” “やあ、 “エストニア- 2をパイプで、 “マリリンマンソンの短縮は、言語を話すことができます！ 私たちについて話を待ってもう一度、何ですか？” Accurate translation: “I cannot read Lady Gaga’s poker face. She’s so ugly, all I ever see is her regular face,” said e-e-2. “Only Superman, Eragon, and the X-Men can. But they evoke intercourse.” “True,” agreed the Moomin. “Yet they do not speak English. They only speak the language of poop-heads, ‘You-can-smell-your-own-sh*t-on-your-chinese.’ Most people shorten that as ‘The language of the beautiful Chinese people.’” “Hey,” e-e-2 piped up, “Marilyn Manson can speak that language! Wait, what are we talking about again?”
The next troll to post is gay
i must fail because i dont get it
this is the sexiest placement fail in the world!! jaja!!
that was so not funny that i forgot to laugh!!
omg!! why would u put that because omg u are so sexy!!
subliminal message win. sign placement fail.
some one explain the fail here, i just see movie posters that never played at the same time
I don’t think that was a mistake.
Sooo… movie poster WIN.
To Japan!?!
i dont get it
Sex Get It? S Stands For s And E Like Stone Stands For E AND the x Men Poster Stands For X SEX! HAHAHAHAHAH!
I got it!
Superman Era-gon(e) -> X-Men.
This looks like a win to me
BTW, D’Eagle rules!