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FIRST!
I expected more from you.
Aww…I was feeling childish.
How about I start talking about the wonders of Edo-Period Japan?
Enough of this.
*Pulls out Walther PPK in a slick fashion*
You’re coming with me, Miss Loz.
Oh? To Japan? Goody, I’ve always wanted to be a geisha
*Nancy Sinatra sings*
Make one dream come true, you o~~nly live twiiice
Anyway, yes, you will be trained in the art of putting stuff in you hair and serving beer to intoxicated customers.
An Irish geisha? Ohh Loz, I like you more and more with each posting.
Oh, yes, please. It goes so nicely with the popcorn.
BondFan, how about you embody the wonders of Kamakura-Period Zen instead, and sit silently facing the wall?
Are you telling me to shut up?
おまえもだまれ。
坐禅わ いいです よ。
["Zen mediation is good!"]
かってにやれば？
Fuzz has participated in approximately two dozen Zen sesshins, all here in the U.S., in both Soto and Rinzai monasteries.
Sesshins? You tumble from your cultured plateau with a grammatical error.
*watches BondFan tumble with TMI…*
*spelling error
Where’s the error, Bond-zai?
“Sesshin” is a JAPANESE word = 接心, 摂心, or 攝心.
Get thee to a monastery.
*watches Bond make a complete ass of himself*
Sesshin (接心, 摂心, 攝心), literally “gathering the mind”, is a period of intensive meditation (zazen) in a Zen monastery.
simultaneous enlightening
(”no-mind’s” think alike)
Hee!
Oh no! I must accept my dishonour and commit seppuku!
*plunges sword into stomach*
£1,000 says he missed.
Whaurrrrrrrrrgh…
*Falls to ground, and fuzz lops off head*
You may have killed one, Mr. Anderson, but there are thousands, no, millions of us now…
*Suspicious suits in sunglasses march over the hill*
*sends Hiro back in time to fix this glitch-smith*
SECOND!
Trad.
Say that again?
Trad…
No, as in proper English. Not txt spk.
It’s not text speak trad. It’s from a few fails ago. Welcome to failblog.
now he’s a re-re-trad
Oi, that was out of line. Disgraceful. A fine of £1,000 is in order.
Too late. I lol’d. You can fine him if his comment gets a lol. :p
DAMMIT!!
*can’t
Where’s my herring…?
Alright then, £1000, Mr. Fuzz. And a fish-slapping dance for Dragonwriter.
(Comments wont silly walk below this level)
Good morning sir, I have a silly walk and I would like to apply for a Government grant to help me develop it.
Now the Japanese have a man who can bend his legs over his head…
shit, I have it still, here…
*gives over herring*
(herring won’t give below this level?)
*smacks self soundly with herring*
Thanks, annabellie…I needed that.
THIRD!
douche douche and douche
douché’d!
Uber-douched!
so you’re bond’s 4518th greatest fan
well i’m star war’s 1 657 426th greatest fan
Nice to meet you.
nice to meet you too
hehe i wonder how long i can kepp this going before he realises i’m a bloke
I’m not flirting. This is a polite meeting.
accomplishment fail.
Now we all know how little to expect from you.
Aw, come on. Give me one more chance.
You’ve already used up three, we are disinclined to acquiesce your request for a fourth.
We are also disinclined to allow run-on sentences while not acquiescing to his request.
Forth
Henceforth, you shall perish in my dungeon.
Ooo, kinky.
O.o
And an O.o to you , sir.
I prefer mam
and o.O back at you
>.>
<..<
O.O
Your mam is great.
This is going to give Waldorf a heart attack…
Yurr, I think a your mom is so old comment would be more
appropriate.
You would be mistaken.
Who’s Waldorf?
Gawd, haven’t you people ever watched the Muppets???