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u’re about to be owned and failed by 19208908 normal users. why shouting ‘first’ make you so ?
Because it passes the time and gives me opportunities to read the useless replies to what is a useless comment. Yours included.
Because on failblog it is so very rare to get such an opportunity…
God knows, in life we should take what opportunities we get.
You don’t have to say ‘first’ to have the opportunity to read useless replies to useless comments. Just read through any thread you wish.
But saying first attracts the most useless replied and you don’t have to scroll down to read them. They’re right at the top.
Excellent comment. Would read again. A++
So, basically, you’re just lazy, then?
The ultimate in laziness - not being bothered to scroll down a web page.
I can be bothered but at the top of the page can help prevent RSI for repetitive clicking.
Clicking?! You’re scrolling old school. See that ‘middle button’ on your mouse. It’s a scroll wheel. Give it a rub — it’s the future.
My laptiop doesn’t have a middle button. Not that I’ve been able to work out yet anyways.
How about USB ports? Does your laptop have any of those? Get a mouse, dude!
It’s on the to do list.
Or even better, the scrolly bit at the edge of the touchpad.
Ahaha, the scrolly bit on the touchpad… that’s like computer porn, my friend
Computer: “Oh yeah, rub me harder!”
Dan says: “first”
He is the first to try?
First to try and FAIL.
First what? In an ugly contest?
Your name would suggest that it is you who wins the ugly contest. No?
I LOL’D
It’s actually an ironic name. I’m actually stunning.
(Cue the “Yeah, stunningly ugly” rejoinder :oP)
… some people think i have a nice personality.
Nah, runner up.
Were you? I hope you cleaned it afterwards.
Ultra Absorbent Ultra Wipe Paper Towel. Handy for any emergency… or spill. So to speak.
I think my boyfriend has one of those in the top draw of his bedside table.
You think? How do you not know these things?
I’m too scared to look to confirm.
What’s to fear? Afraid you won’t “measure up”? I’m sure he still loves you….
Compared to his motorbike or….?
You’re not afraid of what he might do with his motorbike, but his sex toy scares you?
At least with his motorbike I know what happens and how fast it goes. His toys have variable speeds.
lol’d
Isn’t that a possitive thing, though?
1 s… I suck today!
Careful with your words. A double entendre lurks around every corner…
As does a Shadow Link.
No, I prefer misty rooms and lonely, barren trees to while away my hours…
Can’t see the forst for the trees?
Sorry spellcheck nazis… forest.
And a damp floor? What a strange way to spend your time…
You should try heading out one of the two doors, it’s more interesting out there.
Can I borrow your umbrella?
It gives it a nice mirror sheen.
And one room’s like an escalator from hell and the other just has this dumb grappling hook in it.
BRB, someone knocked.
Geh! He’s got fire magic! I’m out! See ya!
Hahaha, who needs fire magic when you’ve got a huge sword?
*hands herring back to Loz*
I enjoy double meanings, that’s where I get most of my fun on this page…!
Not with the wall unit he has. Kick start it and the apartment shakes.
That little red toy comes with a wall unit? Or is this just a special rig he constructed…?
You want to hear the blow off valve for the turbo engine he hooked up to it?
The blow off valve? Seriously?
Ok, so my boyfriend is inflatible and it’s a blow up valve.
So he drives a stick?
Not really where I was going with that, but ok….
Complete with blocked exhaust.
And oversized intake.
Wide load.
Two-way street.
And a sign that says “Wrong Way: Go back”
Thru-street.
U-Turn permitted?
Cul-de-sac?
Compact space.
Angle parking only.
Double parked.
Angled parking is for people who can’t park.
I lol’d so hard… I just fell off my chair laughing! Best thread EVER!
Clarify: Too scared to look in the drawer or…?
Look in the top drawer. He pulls different things out of there. The leopard print handcuffs freaked me out.