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radaner

u’re about to be owned and failed by 19208908 normal users. why shouting ‘first’ make you so ?

Dan

Because it passes the time and gives me opportunities to read the useless replies to what is a useless comment. Yours included.

Loz

Because on failblog it is so very rare to get such an opportunity…

Dan

God knows, in life we should take what opportunities we get.

Loz

You don’t have to say ‘first’ to have the opportunity to read useless replies to useless comments. Just read through any thread you wish.

Dan

But saying first attracts the most useless replied and you don’t have to scroll down to read them. They’re right at the top.

snookums

Excellent comment. Would read again. A++

 
Brandon

So, basically, you’re just lazy, then?

 
Loz

The ultimate in laziness - not being bothered to scroll down a web page.

Dan

I can be bothered but at the top of the page can help prevent RSI for repetitive clicking.

Captain Bratwurst

Clicking?! You’re scrolling old school. See that ‘middle button’ on your mouse. It’s a scroll wheel. Give it a rub — it’s the future.

Dan

My laptiop doesn’t have a middle button. Not that I’ve been able to work out yet anyways.

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Brandon

How about USB ports? Does your laptop have any of those? Get a mouse, dude!

 
Dan

It’s on the to do list.

 
 
Loz

Or even better, the scrolly bit at the edge of the touchpad.

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Shadow

Ahaha, the scrolly bit on the touchpad… that’s like computer porn, my friend :-)

Computer: “Oh yeah, rub me harder!”

 
 
 
 
Omega

Dan says: “first”

He is the first to try?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Minger

First what? In an ugly contest?

Loz

Your name would suggest that it is you who wins the ugly contest. No?

 
Minger

It’s actually an ironic name. I’m actually stunning.

(Cue the “Yeah, stunningly ugly” rejoinder :oP)

rejoinder

… some people think i have a nice personality.

 
 
 
 
 
Hey Nonny Moose

Were you? I hope you cleaned it afterwards.

Dan

Ultra Absorbent Ultra Wipe Paper Towel. Handy for any emergency… or spill. So to speak.

 
 
 
Dan

I think my boyfriend has one of those in the top draw of his bedside table.

Brandon

You think? How do you not know these things?

Dan

I’m too scared to look to confirm.

Brandon

What’s to fear? Afraid you won’t “measure up”? I’m sure he still loves you….

Dan

Compared to his motorbike or….?

Brandon

You’re not afraid of what he might do with his motorbike, but his sex toy scares you?

Dan

At least with his motorbike I know what happens and how fast it goes. His toys have variable speeds.

 
Brandon

Isn’t that a possitive thing, though?

Shadow Link

Careful with your words. A double entendre lurks around every corner…

Loz

As does a Shadow Link.

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Shadow Link

No, I prefer misty rooms and lonely, barren trees to while away my hours…

 
Dan

Can’t see the forst for the trees?

 
Dan

Sorry spellcheck nazis… forest.

 
Loz

And a damp floor? What a strange way to spend your time…
You should try heading out one of the two doors, it’s more interesting out there.

 
Dan

Can I borrow your umbrella?

 
Shadow Link

It gives it a nice mirror sheen.
And one room’s like an escalator from hell and the other just has this dumb grappling hook in it.
BRB, someone knocked.

 
Shadow Link

Geh! He’s got fire magic! I’m out! See ya!

 
Loz

Hahaha, who needs fire magic when you’ve got a huge sword?

 
just4internetfame

*hands herring back to Loz*

 
 
Brandon

I enjoy double meanings, that’s where I get most of my fun on this page…!

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Dan

Not with the wall unit he has. Kick start it and the apartment shakes.

Brandon

That little red toy comes with a wall unit? Or is this just a special rig he constructed…?

Dan

You want to hear the blow off valve for the turbo engine he hooked up to it?

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Brandon

The blow off valve? Seriously?

 
Dan

Ok, so my boyfriend is inflatible and it’s a blow up valve.

 
Shadow Link

So he drives a stick?

 
Brandon

Not really where I was going with that, but ok….

 
Dan

Complete with blocked exhaust.

 
Shadow Link

And oversized intake.

 
 
Shadow Link

Two-way street.

 
Dan

And a sign that says “Wrong Way: Go back”

 
Shadow Link

Thru-street.

 
Dan

U-Turn permitted?

 
Brandon

Cul-de-sac?

 
Shadow Link

Compact space.

 
Dan

Angle parking only.

 
Shadow Link

Double parked.

 
Loz

Angled parking is for people who can’t park.

 
Shadow

I lol’d so hard… I just fell off my chair laughing! Best thread EVER!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Aeternus

Clarify: Too scared to look in the drawer or…?

Dan

Look in the top drawer. He pulls different things out of there. The leopard print handcuffs freaked me out.