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First FAIL.
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Spelling Fail.
Fail Paradox
first Fail First Fail Fail First Fail Fail First Fail First First Fail. Fail.
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Funniness FAIL.
Fist.
Did you just say “frist” fail?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
dousche
You mean “douche”?
Is that like dousing someone with douche?
lmao
H many visitors annually, I wonder
Douche fail.
“CLEANUP ON AISLE 3!”
HA!
what is douche?
Life fail
almost first
almost a dousche
Spelling the word Douche fail
Still mean “douche”?
Maybe he means “souffle”?
maybe he means “tartiflette”
Woooooaw… y a l’air d’y avoir un bon nombre de francophone par ici…
Allez prendre votre DOUCHE pour laver vos TRESSES !
J’ai besoin de prendre un douche… venez? S’il vous plait?
une Loz formidable
You mean soufflé?
burn pinworms burnn!!
??
Eeww… I hate pinworms.
I have to ask myself. Out of sheer curiosity. Which idiot makes these names? Or better yet. Who puts a historic life-saving station on top of a cemetary? Effective building placement fail?
WHAT!
It’s a military cemetery for Coast Guard who served in the U.S. Lifesaving Station in Point Reyes.
It’s not an emergency medical clinic with such low expectations of itself that it was built with an attached graveyard.
I feel all the wiser for know that. Thank you.
But not quite wise enough, apparently, to use the same tense consistently throughout an entire sentence.
You are mean for tease him!
That’s why it’s fun!
They’re just being prepared for those little slip ups that happen from time to time. I assisted with CPR on a coworker who didn’t quite make it and I tell you, it would have been very convenient if there had been a cemetery near by.
to bury yourself in?
not that i think you did a bad job, i’m talking about how they all look at you funny after that… similar situations have occurred with me. :/
Where’s Otis?
Where’s my hat?
Does Otis have your hat?
Does the hat have an alternate dimension inside of it?
Joseph Smith’s hat apparently did. Or so the story goes…
Not true, unfortunately. I do know someone online who’s hat has an alternate dimension in it.
His name is Phil.
Where’s Waldo?
Where’s the rum?
Why is the rum gone??!?!?
Waldo has it.
The Little drunken candy cane lookin doofus.
Where are you? Oh shit you’re behind me.
*smiles and waves*
I think Wally is in Hollywood now.
I think he’s busy ‘trying’ an exotic novelty in a store somewhere.
the meaning of an Oxymoron.
*grunts*
‘moans’
*coughs*
*sneezes*
farts really long and hard
*growls*
*purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs*
*masturbates*
Or more accurately, the meaning of ‘moron’.
Mormon what?
He said ‘moron,’ moron.
oxymoran.
Oxy-Mormon.
WTF is a Historic Life-Saving Station Cemetery ? My imagination won’t go so far…
They could’ve saved money and just called it the ‘hit-or-miss historic life-saving station.’
Although that would technically be one extra letter, effectively costing them more.
Signmakingbargainfail?
If it’s old enough to be considered historic, then most lifesaving efforts were kinda hit or miss.
Hmm… sounds like the life saving centre is in the dead centre of town where people are dying to get in.
So what exactly is Historic here? The Life-saving Station or the Cemetery?
Both.
It was a typo. They meant to say “Hysteric”.
This is a sign for Point Reyes Life saving station and “G” ranch cemetery. Seems this is a cemetery where officers of the former US Lifesaving service at Point Reyes are buried. Sorry if I killed the funny here.
wow i lol’d so much:)
i lol’d none.
Before 1915, the US Coast Guard was called “The US Lifesaving Service.” This is a historic cemetery where the remains of 11 officers of that service are buried.
Hilarious.
the us lifesaving service is not a good name, i think.
Not precisely. The Life-Saving Service was merged with the Revenue Cutter Service to form the Coast Guard.
Who’s Historic Life did so many die trying to save at this Station that they had to put in an on-site cemetary?
Well at first blush I though…well there is efficiency for you. I mean if the life saving doesn’t work out, at least they don’t have to go far to deal with the bodies.
But I’m more inclined to believe the person that said “Lifesaving services” is actually an old name for the cost guard.
Is that like the yellow smiling ball at Walmart?
are they saving people from those dangerous falling prices?
omfg I have drove past that sign! It is at the Outerbanks of NC!!!
I drive past that sign almost every day (Point Reyes, CA), and I never thought of it this way!
Well I’m glad we’re having fun talking about a cemetery/lifegaurd tower…
What a funny name
I couldn’t help but notice: This “Historic Life-Saving Station Cemetery” sign photo was posted by MILO on Friday, August 29th, 2008 at 1:01 am. The date was 50th and final birthday for pop music icon Michael Jackson & the same day Republican presidential nominee, Arizona Senator John SIDNEY McCAIN III, introduced Alaska governor Sarah Louise Heath Palin to the nation as his VP running mate at erVIN J. NUTter Center on the campus of WRIGHT State University in Ohio. It was a 72nd birthday for McCain, who, like Michael Jackson, was born AUG. 29th. karaboo posted August 29, 2008 at 5:55 pm with: “omfg I have drove past that sign! It is at the Outerbanks of NC!!!” The time 5:55 could evoke the 555 foot height of the uber-phallic Washington Monument in D.C., but is unrelated to the class of 1989 or KENNETH JAMES WILSON’s 111-60-6025; GLEN ROBBins’ 029-46-4345; JERMIAH KELLY’S 249-63-4612; or BRIAN S PRICE’s 208-50-1599. Sarah Palin is unrelated to DOM D. DUBOSE’s 241-45-0034 or ERNEST A WESTON’s 302-76-2727 or actor Richard Mulligan of “Empty Nest”.
Exactly 300 days after this photo was posted by MILO, Iron commented on June 25, 2009 at 10:34 am: “Well I’m glad we’re having fun talking about a cemetery/lifegaurd tower…” It was hours before the 2009 NBA Draft was held, but overwhelmingly overshadowed by news that shocked the world…the death of pop music icon Michael Jackson in Los Angeles at the age of 50. Blake Griffin (b. 3/16/89) going #1 overall to the Los Angeles Clippers is unrelated to Le Mans hitting any JUAN dogs or SARA G LAWRENCE’s 156-64-5573; ToDD bRYANt’s 152-80-1998 (he’s not TV’s WRIGley Juicy FRUIT GUMbEL or ToDD PALIN); or Styles A WILSON’s 035-46-9423.
cheese said on JUNE 11, 2009 at 9:26 am: “first Fail First Fail Fail First Fail Fail First Fail First First Fail. Fail.”, which is slightly reminiscent of “hop, skip, jump” geometry mid-term answers and on the 53rd birthday of NEW ORLEANS mayor CLARENCE “RAY” (beam attack) NAGin, but unrelated to a “cheesy”, unbrushed grin any more than Iron’s comments reflect an impossible mother chiding for not IRONING clothing. Also born JUNE 11: TV legal eagle Greta Van Susteren (b. 1954 in AppleTON, WI–Paul’s doberman is unrelated) of “On The Record” on FOX News Channel & Winston-Salem State Univ. founder Dr. Simon Green Atkins in 1863
The current UK apparatus is good enough to deal with minor actors like Dunfermline Building Society but not another Royal Bank of Scotland.
What the Bank of England and other regulators want is a regime which allows a bank to close its doors on a Friday, convert debt into equity over the weekend, and reopen on Monday morning having been recapitalised.
Savings