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I was watching inconvenient truth the other day and theres the bit where it shows the sea level rising really high and flooding most of the world. Well i live near the sea, and don’t want to drown, so i got to thinking. Maybe if we lower the sea level a bit, when the water level rises then it won’t rise high enough to flood.
Anyway, heres the plan. Everyone who can should take a bucket of sea water and pour it down the sink. If lots of people put the effort in, we could lower the sea level substantially and create a better world for our children to live
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Is this the same Frank?
ROFLOL. There is so much wrong with that I don’t know where to start. That “Frank” is either A. Trying to be funny or B. A complete dumb-ass/elementary school drop out.
Its great that when you pour water down the sink it doesn’t make its way back to the ocean – wonder where it goes? I should ask Frank, bet he knows.
According to Pixar, all drains lead to the ocean!
Don’t let Frank J know that…
OMG but where would the fish live!
lol this is unbelievable, gotta be a joke.
I have a better idea, send all the extra sea water up to Nunavut let it freeze, creating large chunks of ice. Then the Inuits break it into ice cube sized pieces bag it, and market it as “Ocean Ice brand ice cubes. Great for keeping those savory drinks cold and seasoned till you hit the floor” Canadians everywhere will be dropping them into their Caesars till the moose on the wall at the bar looks pretty! its fool proof!
Joke or not its a pretty laughtastic!
That. Is the most fool proof plan I’ve ever heard.
DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sounds like a fool proof plan for kidney failure.
Yeah, I don’t like my ice cubes made out of SALT water.
KTHXBAI.
You know that ice bergs actually consist of freshwater?
Geography WIN!
Chemistry fail.
kidney FAIL
you sir, are a fool.
not laughtastic at all,
seriously,
this shouldnt come as surprise.
your response was laughtastic. That came as a surprise.
What in the name of Beard is in your pipe? Laughtastic? You good sir, are Beardtastic. Even your beard is growing a beard, and within that beard is a stain to the VERY face. Let the video do the talking
Laughtastic enough for you?
Holy shit, yes!!! Laughtastic!
But, um, just one thing. The ice goes into a drink, melts, goes through the stupid Canadian who drank seawater, and – it they’re still alive – into the toilet, back to the ocean. I guess there will be less then there was before because of going through the people… Still, pretty freakin’ funny!
I once witnessed a person claiming he can push his whole arm inside his
arsehole and proving it soon afterwards. That made me believing in Santa
Claus again, so I empathize in this case.
“Made me believing is Santa”
Grammar fail.
Inuits are breaking up the polar ice cap? Does algore know about this?
lol
You might want to know that salt is used to melt ice, not freeze it…
Salt lowers the freezing temperature of water.
I was really enjoying myself till you said ‘laughtastic’
Must have voted Democratic.
I bet the center of the earth is really water, not lava!!
But wait… that means the sinks are stealing our earth’s water supply!! D:
What kind of a demon would create such an invention?
Perhaps a global domination scheme a couple decades in the process…
I have been spending thousands of dollars of the taxpayers’ money to study this problem.
FAMILY GUY WIN!
Unfortunately so did everyone one whom supported educating this person.
lololololol! on that way the water doesn’t disapear xD just shoot it in space!
Yes, gamer, Teleport it to space when we get teleportation.
But waste not/want not, so teleport it to some (enclosed and pressurized) caverns on the moon so that moon colonists can have plenty to use, too.
And then teleport more to Mars when our teleporters’ ranges extend that far enough.
No, you just get a reeeeaaaally long hose and a big pump, have the next shuttle carry the nozzle out into space and have one of the astronauts pretend he’s watering the garden…for a gazillion years.
Actually it’d freeze before it got there, rendering your ingenius pipes useless!
…Phail.
NO! Wait!
We’ll just paint the pipes matte black and the Sun will take care
of the water freezing. Plus, the centripetal force will help sling
the icy water out assisting the vacuum.
With a few small propulsion systems we could send the ice to
Mars and the Moon to be ready as needed.
Should there ever be a desperate drought situation, we can just send the chunks of ice down from orbit.
wait, wait, then we could terra form both our moon,
and then mars,after that we could make a long escalator, and
be able to go get water when we needed it.. it’s genius I tell
you.. genius!
let’s get frank started on the stairway at once!
You mean centrifugal force
Dear Loz: There is no such thing as centrifugal force.
http://regentsprep.org/Regents/physics/phys06/bcentrif/centrif.htm
Physics phail.
Umm… let me check…
…
“The centripetal force in the rotating frame is provided as the sum of the radially outward centrifugal pseudo force m ω2 R and the Coriolis force −2m Ω × vrot. To evaluate the Coriolis force, we need the velocity as seen in the rotating frame. Some pondering will show that this velocity is given by −Ω × R. Hence, the Coriolis force (in this example) is inward, in the opposite direction to the centrifugal force, and has the value −2m ω2 R. The combination of the centrifugal and Coriolis force is then m ω2 R−2m ω2 R = −m ω2 R, exactly the centripetal force required by Newton’s laws for circular motion.”
…. OK, you’re right!
Don’t forget the curves you’d need in the pipes so alien spacecraft could still fly around the pipes and be able to get to the other side without changing their flight path. You’re neglecting the political correctness to aliens.
Don’t forget the solar powered flashing red lights on the pipes to mark them. One day, nothing in the way. The next day, jack ass humans have water pipes directly in the path of the aliens space ships. Can anyone see the potential fail?
gravity > any outward force caused by rotation
Not if we heat it by using incandescent lightbulbs! Imagine all the ad placement we could get!
WAIT! What if we put incandescent lightbulbs on the tube? Imagine all the ad placement!
you all forget: the earth [and the moon] rotates.
e-lasto hose!!
I thought humans consumed water in the process of breaking down fat into glucose… doesnt that diminish the water supply?
No… they pee it out
I smoked so much pot to come up with “pipe line to space”
and you guys just took it to a whole other level.
WAIT! Put incandescent light bulbs on the tube?
Are you crazy!!! Imagine the electric bill!
Must use “Eco-Friendly” Compact Florescent Bulbs, with the “AL GORE SEAL OF APPROVAL”
Of course the heat subsequently generated is less so we’d
have to use lots more of them, but the things may not work in space, so……
A 10-foot straw will collapse on itself if you try to drink through it, so i’m afaraid a long pipe would phail.
Water’s boiling point falls with lower pressure, so it would actually evaporate if it ever got into space, leaving a chunk of salt behind, which would fall to earth, heat up, form a salt plasma and turn earth’s atmosphere into a supercouducting shell
Double Phail
Of course you could just pay some zimbabweans to make a bucketline and pour water in the sahara. doesn’t the sand just absorb it? it’s genius!
Now, if only “Zimbabweans” lived anywhere near the Sahara…
LOL. What an idiot.
(Zimbabweans is the correct term.)
While I’m sure that this was not diddy’s intention, he actually is right. Zimbabwe is in the southernmost third of Africa, while the Sahara pretty much takes up the whole northern third. As such, they don’t live anywhere near the Sahara.
Also, Zimbabwe is an inland country with no coastal regions, and these two combined suggests that paying Zimbabweans to do it would be incredibly uneconomical, as not only do you have to transport your workers to the shoreline to take up the buckets of water, but you must also transport them the whole way up the continent to the Sahara.
Surely it would be much easier to employ Sahrawi, Tunisians, Sudanese, Mauritanians, Moroccans, Libyans, Egyptians, or Algerians, as not only are they already based in the Sahara desert, but they also have coastal access, meaning that your only transportation costs are those acquired from distributing workers between the coast and desert regions. Far cheaper than the cross-country transport required by employing Zimbabweans.
Not to mention that with Zimbabweans comes Mugabe, and everyone knows there’s no point in trying to negotiate with him.
Um, your 10-foot straw collapses because of air pressure. For most of the trip to the moon there is no air pressure. I’d be more concerned about the pipe exploding.
Also, the chunk of salt would likely fall in Montana and provide some farmer with a free salt lick. For the cows. Unless the farmer really wanted to lick it.
Yeah, uhm, I’m going to have to ask you to, uhm, well crack that physics book open just a little.
Just so you know, “space” is area or volume but if you were referring to the vacuum that occurs outside our planet’s gravity well, it doesn’t suck as much as your grasp of the concept.
*looking HOT in my snooty hat* WIN!!1!
OMG
He’s a Genius!
I want him for President!
i believe we already have someone similar, don’t we.
Man, you must be from like, San Fransico proper or somptin’
If the LHC can accelerate shit to the speed of light, why don’t we just fire the water as a projectile toward the moon.
Wait that’d probably just go everywhere with wind resistance and stuff.
Hmm.. Maybe make a few forests into paper, dump the paper in the ocean,
Then roll it up into one huge paintball to fire into space.
(PWNED @ whatever planet it hits)
You mean spit wad. Paintball we would have to encapsulate. Wait, what if we filled a giant water balloon and chucked THAT?
This is a rather crap idea as it would cost tax payers millions of dollars.
McCain is old.
obama is black
(pundit kitchen refence)
Once you go black, you never go back.
What about michael jackson
He didn’t go black, he was black to begin with.
you fail at reading…
Sarah Palin is fine.
Actually, she has no experience and was involved in a scandal in which she attempted to unfairly fire her former brother-in-law for divorcing her sister.
Do your research, Tom.
Governor Sarah Palin made history on Dec. 4, 2006, when she took office. As the 11th governor of Alaska, she is the first woman to hold the office.
Since taking office, her top priorities have been resource development, education and workforce development, public health and safety, and transportation and infrastructure development.
Under her leadership, Alaska invested $5 billion in state savings, overhauled education funding, and implemented the Senior Benefits Program that provides support for low-income older Alaskans. She created Alaska’s Petroleum Systems Integrity Office to provide oversight and maintenance of oil and gas equipment, facilities and infrastructure, and the Climate Change Subcabinet to prepare a climate change strategy for Alaska.
During her first legislative session, Governor Palin’s administration passed two major pieces of legislation – an overhaul of the state’s ethics laws and a competitive process to construct a gas pipeline.
Thanks Mike…
I am too sleepy to respond adequately.
And Sillabub…
I meant Sarah Palin is very nice looking.
And she has more experience than Obama, far more. (:p)
She has less experience than Obama– he’s got about 8 years on her 2 years.
You are right, she was a mayor first, and ran a city for awhile. What (aside from campains) has Obama run?
I was impressed by what I read about her yesterday. I can be supportive of wanting to do away with wasteful spending. However, she also supports teaching “intelligent design” in schools, and unless they’re talking about in a theory class instead of a science class, I absolutely cannot GO THERE!
wail let em get this straight…. alaska’s a STATE!?!? I thought it was just where the giant water-pump to the moon was……
p.s. i love how people argue over this stuff….
She was governor
I don’t know but I been told
eskimo… oh wait.. wrong place for inappropriate referrence…
phail!
sorry for calling myself out on that one
……. The first time I heard of Sarah Palin… the first thing I thought of… Was the Whore of Babylon….
I don’t know why…. But the Statue in Damien : Omen 2 just popped into my head… The Whore of Babylon…
Where did that come from?
Finding Nemo WIN!
Except the drain in finding nemo actually doesn’t lead into the ocean in real life, in fact those drains are the few that dont.
you gotta nuke the water. duh.
We’re already planning to allocate those nukes to the eastern supercontinent. We don’t have any moars.
Awz :[
Eh, we kinda already tried that. No effect.
all that proves is we didn’t nuke the water enough.
This devious so-called “water” is planning it’s heinous attack against American shores. We need to take decisive action, now!
the scariest thing is that this person can and probably will reproduce.
Most likely already has reproduced. Contraceptives are against God’s will, as is Education, other faiths, and anyone who has more than one neuron…
Have you ever pondered abstinance? It works 99.99(etc.)% of the time!
Contraceptives can (and do) fail.
And avoid whatever mickey’s mom used. It obviously doesn’t work.
Glad to see you survived Roe v. Wade
Yeah but look at the poor sod where abstinance did not work, had a shitty easter
Ah, the old contraceptives, abstinance and religion arguement. They abstained, yet He was born. Funny how that worked. Contaceptives were first used in ancient Egypt. Oh, and mathmatically, 99.9(repeating) = 100%
1/9 = .1(repeating) therefor 9*(1/9)=9*.1(repeating) therefor .9(repeating) = 9/9 (repeating) therefore .9(repeating) = 1
More math:
Of course, the person who wrote this fail probably lacks the education to do simple math. There are approximately 1,310,302 cubic kilometers of salt water on the earth. A bucket of water MIGHT hold .125 cubic meters of water. Estimated popluation of the earth as of July 2007: 6,602,224,175. Even if every man, woman, and child were to attempt to do this feat, non-stop, it would take them almost 1600 buckets EACH, which is enough to fill a pool ten meters square and two meters deep.
Scope of project FAIL.
math skills win
spelling skills FAIL
“contaceptives” “arguement” “abstinance” “mathmatically” “therfor”
Yeah, that and the fact that all the water is just gonna end up back in the ocean. Overthinking FAIL.
so… many… numbers…. can’t…. focus on…. comment…. *urrrgghhh*…. (I failed maths, you can tell can’t you?)
Reading the message FAIL.
He said “lower” the sea level, not “empty” it.
So according to your math, if everyone took a buket, it would substantialy “lower” the sea level.
And if you want to know where to put the water, we in Australia are in much need of water ATM, send it here
go back to math classrooms mate…
your demonstration makes no sense..
Abstinence is technically a form of birth control.
*rubs gigantic pregnant belly*
Oo! That’s supposed to be good luck!
Or is that rubbing a Buddah’s belly? Oh well…either way.
*rubs!*
*grants Dragon a wish*
*wishes!*
Buddha*
Quick run, before Fuzz sees that.
*sigh*
I really am dragon my ass. I’se an exhausted and not-very-happy dragon today, so plz to forgive my various stupidities today. ‘Kay?
*hugs* Now, you’re happy. Exhausted and happy.
Hehe. Yeah.
Hm…getting there….
*more hugs*
*shares popcorn*
*compliments Dragon’s blazer (which DOES look dead sexy)*
*cuddles*
How ’bout now?
Aaaahhhhh. That IS better. Tanks.
*smooch*
I don’t see any tanks, not even sound. But everyone is saying they’re invading. What should I do?
Fuzz tells me y’all were discussing theological tummies.
.
The “Fat Buddha” isn’t really the Buddha. That pudgy fellow comes from China. He was a fat jolly Chinese Buddhist pilgrim monk, who used to travel around and visit all over. And everyone who met him is said to have just loved him.After he passed away, folks decided that he must have been an incarnation of the Buddha of the Future and an omen of good luck.
.
His name in Chinese is “P’u-t’ai”; in Japanese it’s “Hotei.”
And TMI’s “Big Book of Seemingly Useless Facts That One Day You’ll Be Glad You Know” scores another hit.
YAY! I’m wrong all around!!
*dunks head back into bukkit of pudding*
Awww… Dragon…
*feels sorry for Dragonwriter*
*pulls her head out of the bucket, wipes the pudding off her face*
*cuddles on couch for a while*
*leans head on shoulder*
Fanks. I really am a sad little dragon today.
*sniffle*
*cuddles*
*feels better*
Need a target for Foomage? It can be theraputic!
Wait…didn’t I already set you on fire once today??
But thank you for the very sweet offer. I’ll take a rain check!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
Aww! Good luck. =]
wait then what happens that .001% time do u get pregnant magically?
Instant Prophet
That’s what you get when you messiah around with abstinence.
Absence may make the heart grow fonder,
But abstinence is a pain for other body parts.
Bleu, bleu, l’amour est bleu
Bleu comme les balles qui jouent dans mon pantalon
yes! french win.
Jesus is born
Anakin Skywalker, too.
surly if you got pregnant for no reason the child would have only your DNA and therefore be an exact clone of you and therefore always female
surely if you got pregnant for no reason the baby would have only your DNA and be your exact clone and therefore always be female
sirly if you got pregnant for no reason Oprah would want to know about it
i’d have thought that your boyfriend/husband would want to know about it as well
…or girlfriend.
or pet horse
coughjesuscough
Seeing as how something like 1 woman in 6 is raped at some point in her life. abstinence isn’t such a sure thing. But thanks for playing!
i’ve found a loophole in the law for streakers, flashers ect. the law says “it is illigal to be naked in the presence of somone who may be disturbed” so, so long as you keep one sock or one glove on you’re OK
or just hang around with people who are cool with nudity…
but those don’t apply to other laws such as indecent exposure… so you’re still screwed
Obviously written by a man . . .
Abstinence is barley more effective than condoms with perfect use (condoms 98%, abstinence 100% over the course of a year).
And amongst people who are active, but using it as a contraceptive probably barely more effective than condoms (85%), and less so than pill (92% in typical use, 99.7% with perfect use).
So in my pondering I concluded it was a ridiculous method of birth control, very likely to quickly lead to withdraw (73% effective, with little disease protecvtion).
http://www.contraceptivetechnology.com/table.html
Birth control, and fun fail.
So, how effective is it if you abstain while wearing a condom?
Oh, snap! I’m gonna start doing that. Can’t get pregnant, nu-uh.
If you’re wearing the condom, you’re not going to get pregnant anyway.
there are female condoms.
Um the point of abstinance is not being active, so of course it wouldn’t work if you are active.
Abstinance pledges can (and do) fail. Quite often at a greater frequency that contraceptive failure.
How about oral contraceptives? You ask, she says no? Well, everyone…. She doesn’t for me, no one can resist, not even your mother; but you know what they say, what happens in the bedroom, stays in the bedroom.
I bet he’d say, ‘…outer space?’
The frightening thing is that people like Frank, can and probably will, reproduce.
Looks like Frank_J and Jessica B (from “Georgia”) have some things in common.
Trolls of a feather…
… blahg together!
U R so dumb. Water from the sink goes to the ocean retard retarded retardly retardation
If you mean “Is this Frank_J the somewhat infamous net troll who makes up this sort of baloney all the time?” the answer is “Yes”.
It’s still funny for those who don’t know who he is and what he does though.
Now, that’s a great idea, but i have one that might double your money- why not have everyone freeze that bucket and throw the ice into the ocean- it’ll reduce global warming, float back up north and restore the ice caps that are melting too fast.
Voila! Two problems solved. Simple.
That’s so crazy it just might work!!!!!
horrible
Someone may have stolen this idea from Obama. Ask, and you won’t get a straight answer!
Keep ‘em coming, Mike. It’s posts like these that aid the Democrat, in demonstrating the failed wits of many who oppose him.
All I ask for is a concise answer. Yes or no, then the reasons why. I already know the issue, I want to know whether he is for it, or aginst it. Leave the philosophy for the philosophers, most of us want to know where a person stands on X issue.
If you think the complex issues a president has to deal with can be simplified that easily, you clearly have no concept of what the job requires.
Obviously nothing is cut and dry, but I want to know where one stands in a concise way, then I want to why that person decided in that direction. Some things, however, are clear. For example, I have yet to meet one medical professional who says that life does not begin at conception. Obama did not say where life begins. He stated it is above his pay grade after much dancing around the issue.
You should talk to more “medical professionals.”
*lulz!!!*
Trust me. Some of the biggest idiots I’ve ever met have had PhDs.
Professors don’t know any more than anyone else when different people have different definitions of “life”.
It’s all alive. I think he basically means it becomes human life, as opposed to just life. I have no trouble with killing plants.
the natural abortions you mention are the body’s way of dealing with pregnancies it knows will not survive otherwise.
The human body knows more about itself than the brain ever will.
That is impossible to prove. You absolutely cannot say they would not have survived, all you can say is they clearly did not survive.
That would be like me shooting your children in the face and then saying “well thats nature’s way of saying they wouldn’t have grown up.”
All you are doing is is using a semantic loophole, combined with a logical fail to avoid having to scientifically explore a daunting problem.
P.S. The brain is the part of the body directing those natural abortions. mayhaps you didn’t notice but when you deactivate the brain, the rest of the body stops, so in effect what you just said was “The brain knows more about itself than the brain ever will.”
You fundies sicken me.
Your fondles thicken me.
What is above his gay parade after much dancing?
Obviously nothing cut and dry.
Cut and blow-dry?
to start off with, stop scoping the major news channels
find, or go to the speeches, listen to, or read what the
candidates actually have to say on various matters
look at voting records directly, not what the news channels tell you to.
oh, and fox news channel.. fair and balanced?
FAIL!
And yet, I haven’t met a single medical professional who says that grass isn’t alive.
Better not mow the lawn any more; it’s an affront to God.
you mean “against” right?
No, Mikey of Virginia means “aginst”. Something to do with the gap between his front teeth.
Yes, thank you.
McCain: “I don’t believe we’re headed into a recession.”
McCain: “I’m going to be honest: I know a lot less about economics than I do about military and foreign policy issues. I still need to be educated.”
McCain: “Make it a hundred (years in Iraq)…That would be fine with me.”
McCain: “It’s not social issues I care about.”
McCain: “F**k you! I know more about (immigration) than anyone else in the room.”
At least we sort of know where he stands…
Relevance fail.
However, I did like (and agree with) your comment anyway.
EPIC WIN
That should get burn of the week.
“Three words: Vice President Oprah” –the #1 item from Barack Obama’s Top Ten Campaign Promises
“Look, when I was a kid, I inhaled frequently. That was the point.”
“I figure there’s nowhere to go from here but down. So tonight, I’m announcing my retirement from the United States Senate.”
“Let me introduce to you the next President — the next Vice President of the United States of America, Joe Biden.”
“On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes — and I see many of them in the audience here today — our sense of patriotism is particularly strong.”
“I’ve now been in 57 states — I think one left to go.”
“The point I was making was not that Grandmother harbors any racial animosity. She doesn’t. But she is a typical white person, who, if she sees somebody on the street that she doesn’t know, you know, there’s a reaction that’s been bred in our experiences that don’t go away and that sometimes come out in the wrong way, and that’s just the nature of race in our society.”
Your crackback attempt is utterly FAIL.
Quote 1 is from David Letterman – completely entertainment value, not a campaign promise.
Regarding quote 2, based on your understanding of physics below, you inhaled frequently as well.
I refuse to post 100 Bushisms or McCain senior moments in response to the others. I only wish the media would jump on Obama about the “57 states” comment like they did Quayle and the potato(e), which wasn’t really his fault to begin with, but if every political candidate were destroyed for flubs of speech or math errors nobody would ever hold office.
Anyway, the point is, take your meaningless political drivel to the forum of crotchwafflers and douchenozzles and leave FAILblog out of it, especially when you can’t defend it. We’re way too smart for you here.
Can’t we all just get along? This whole situation could be avoided if we just stuck with penis jokes and Dragon lighting people on fire.
Let’s face it… most people don’t talk about politics because they think people can be persuaded to their side. They talk about politics to hear themselves talk. I, for one, am sick of people making complete asses of themselves by attempting to discuss important, intricate political and social issues on blogs.
Mike, let’s leave the political issues aside for now and just have fun with the fails, okay?
And I’m a conservative, by the way.
*ducks*
“poke-a-duck’s*
*ducks the poke*
We’re serious.
:[
*lights Mike on fire*
Hey, just trying to do my part!
*applauds*
Nicely, nicely!
Now THAT’S how you flame someone.
(I guess that was a schwing and a miss. Gonna have to work on my bird-doggin’ skills.)
*poke*
See? Now THAT was fun…
Ok, for the sake of entertainment, I promise to stop with the politics. May I still make a fool (target) of myself with my (mis)understanding of other topics? Or would you rather the irrelevant comments?
It’s not your understanding of topics that’s the problem, Mike… it’s the fact that you’re arguing with people who don’t care to come to an agreement. It’s fruitless to argue with folks on the internet.
no it’s not
Q: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
M: Well, I was told outside that…
Q: Don’t give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!
M: What?
Q: Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!
M: Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I’m not going to just stand…!!
Q: OH, oh I’m sorry, but this is abuse.
YES IT IS YOU SON OF A…
oh… I see what ya did there.
*sulks*
Fuzz: Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes.
Sara: No it isn’t.
*claps*
Time to move on with our lives, people. Feel free to vote for your poison of choice.
i feel i need to weigh in on this one. inhaleing is the point.
inhaling.
*waiting to exhale*
I don’t know if you noticed this but… you’re on failblog. Punditkitchen is two to the left. Kthxbai!
You’re… Welcome?
yes but how many houses do YOU have?
talk about not answering questions!
Oh man. Frank and beans!
Hahah. Nice.
Not convinced that this is a fail until we rule out sarcasm…
Same. There are people stupid enough to actually think of this, but hopefully they would have forgotten to breathe by now.
It’s actually shocking how many people are taking that post for face value.
I’m pretty sure it’s a joke. Nobody this stupid could possibly use the word “substantially” correctly.
Nobody this stupid would remember to breath long enough to write that post.
agree.
God no. Why anyone would think it’s anything other than the satire it’s meant to be is beyond me.
People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.
Anchorman reference WIN!
Yeah, well, I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
Guild Wars much?
Judging by MikeW’s later posts, the doctor was right.
You see Mrs. Gump, this is the normal I.Q. level for public school. Your son is riiight about here.
Really? Given your previous comments, I think he could be justified in saying it…after all, avoiding sex is *100* % effective…
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH! That is AWESOME
I thought we could just put some water on a spaceship and put it in outerspace.
i thought we cold just catapult our pollution into space
could not cold
Actually I’m freezing.
I lol’d
lol that almost made me pee
just don’t go expanding on this temperature thing … we’ve enough problems with Mike’s density a few posts down …
now I lol’d
So if ice is less dense than water, does that mean that if we freeze all the water in Frank_J’s body, he’ll be smart enough to realize how idiotic his plan is?
it’s only a little less dense…
You won’t think my plans so idiotic when you’re up to your balls in water
see wall-e…no.
Fail.
Omggg, you’ve like solved global warming.
Anyways, here’s the plan…
I was actually wondering that myself. So if we keep sending astronaughts into the space station, and they keep flushing their waste into space, that’s the only way the earth would loose water.
But in the same fashion, any comets that enter earth’s atmosphere and melt add to the water level.
So unless at some point we have thousands of astronauts peeing in space then…
Ya know, I don’t want to finish that train of though.
Actually, whatever remains in orbit around the planet will eventually fall right back into the planet. In fact, the Earth accretes several metric tons of dust every year.
I will
‘Loose’ water? Did they dilute it with something?
Did that somehow change from “astronothing” to “astronaut”?
I’m pretty sure the pollution from all those shuttle launches would offset any benefit we might get from getting rid of water…
That and, due to obital decay, I#d hate to think what future “comets” would be made from.
Was this written by a high ranking member of the Bush administration?
No Hollywood enviromentalists
LOL MikeW FTW!
enviroNmentalists btw
Thank you. My sleep deprivation must be getting to me…
No, Bush administration.
Hollywood environmentalists are a whole lot more elaborate in their schemes.
Not politicizing or inviting conspiracy theories here, but I’ve heard people accuse Bush of masterminding 9-11 and in the same conversation say how idiotic/stupid/moronic the Bush administration is.
the idiocy could just be a hoax so that nobody will believe he/they are capable of pulling it off…
Well then that part worked.
No, they’re too busy being smug about how environmental they are to actually come up with a plan, even one has bad as Frank_J’s. And that’s what is so great about Hollywood: left or right, we can all come together to laugh at how shallow Hollywood is.
Do you mean my plan is bad as in 80′s slang, Micheal Jackson kind of bad? Or bad as in Phil Collins bad?
Somehow, I doubt the welfare of this guy’s children will be an issue. Darwin has to be all over this guy like a hobo on a ham sandwich.
That’s a new kind of sandwich, right?
Hobo-on-ham. It’s like soylent green, only more pungent.
You can ask them to go easy on the toe-jam.
It’s threads like this that make me <3 failblog.
can I get a small side of vomit with that please?
Sure, but it’ll take an extra five minutes – we’re refilling the hobo
There is no way this isn’t a troll post. I know there are some shockingly stupid people, but this was too perfectly written. If it was an honest post, I say we burn their house down on Christmas to help combat the cold winter weather.
Wouldn´t that pollute the air?
(I know I don´t know english -.-)
Really Frank? *Goes to lower water level*
Fool – everyone knows you should DRINK the water.
Absolutely right, but you forgot to mention that people should avoid going to the restroom for the rest of their life so the water wont do back to the sea.
Can you imagine how big everyone would be then? That would cause the continent to sink into the ocean due to the combined weight…….creating the same problem all over again….
The real reason the mythical Atlantis sunk into the ocean: fat people.
I see what you did there…
Too bad Sylvain didn’t
Actually, I’d say more like Ability to Recognize Obvious Sarcasm fail.
Frank will be available for questions after his meds kick in.
Trolling WIN!
You got it.
Totally trying to be funny, if that person were really that stupid I like to think nature would have unselected him by now.
The Ecologist inside of me died a little bit after reading that…
how did you fit an ecologist inside of you?
Lube. Lots of lube.
Gay Ecology Bars
Itteh Bitteh Ecologist Committteh?
mmmmmmm Al Gore…… Try him fried, baked, broiled, seared, grilled, roasted, etc.
We’ll say THAT method…
well if you’ve already eaten him, how could he die from this post?
i’m gonna get to the bottom of this. i want to believe.
careful … you may encounter some inconvenient truth
the inconvenient truth is out there.
you crazy like a fox.
*sweeps tail aside in a grand gesture*
ooo … that could be X-file rated if david gets to where he’s gonna
Bummer.
heh heh … you said “mm”.
Sick, now I’ve got those commercials stuck in my head.
Way too much fat in that diet for me.
Try diet Gore, low in fat and high in soy!
New & improved Al Gore!
Now with extra bullshit!
I suppose you think those swimming polar “no icecap” bears in today’s news are full of bullshit, too.
It’s absolutely pointless to argue with the flat-earther mentality of those who won’t believe that Global Warming is happening at a rate much faster then the normal climate change cycle. If they did they would then have to think about having to change their life long habits of waste and pollution. And that would be too, well, inconvenient.
Reckon I better get a boat and go park my car atop a mountain.
Venice is great! You could ride a walrus to work!
Just don’t take his bukkit!
Not true, I don’t think the current climate change is in any significant way due to us, and I don’t even own a car. I recycle and everything just because it’s a good idea.
I don’t need to be scared into it.
Big Green is about power and money just like every other corporation type abstraction.
daaaahhhhhhh, yo ‘k Frank
Guys, I have a better idea. We should all put ice in the ocean so it freezes and so the water level doesn’t go up!
but ice takes up more space than water
We just stack the ice on top of more ice. Duh.
Physics fail. Ice takes up the same amount of space (provided items aren’t frozen within) as water.
You fail. Ice has the same amount of mass as in its water form,
but takes up more space. This is why ice floats on water.
More physics fail! Ice floats because of A) trapped pockets of air within, and B) the properties of buoyancy.
Oooh cool! A brainiac throwdown!
You might want to do some research on that.
Water expands when frozen. Period, Mr. Fail. Toss a full bottle of water with the cap on in the freezer, wait a few hours, look at it the burst bottle, and try explain to me that ice takes up the same amount of space as it’s room temperature mass equivalent.
Come on, Mike –
Frozen water molecules (“ice”) from a crystal patten that takes up more space than liquid water molecules do. (Liquid water molecules also tend to “stick” to one another because of their shape has bipolarity — they’re like little magnets.) When something takes up more space means it’s going to be less dense, so ice floats on the comparatively more dense liquid water.
Now don’t be too hard on Mikey, he still thinks that the Coriolis Effect is responsible for the direction water circulates when the toilet flushes.
And he’s been staring at that bowl for hours.
Ice is less dense than water, true, so it floats, also true. Floating objects displace their own weight in water, thus if you take water out of the sea, freez it then put it back in the net change in sea level will be nil, the extra volume of ice is the bit sticking up above the sea.
but it wont be gettin out feet wet if it was frozen!
You’d be surprised just how many people buy into that myth.
It’s one of my life goals to rid the world of that silly faux-science. And poverty.
You’ll have better luck with the poverty thing.
Another physics fail! There aren’t any trapped pockets of air inside. When water is in its liquid form, the molecules are randomly crammed together. When water freezes, the molecules join together to crate a rigid structure. Since this takes up more space, the ice is less dense than the water and it floats.
Try to learn seventh-grade science. It’s not that complicated.
No, he’s right.
Buoyancy is an upward force equal to the weight of the water displaced.
So because the ice’s density is LOWER
(it has equal mass over larger volume),
it’s downward force (weight) is less than the weight of the water displaced
(upward buoyant force).
American public education fail.
Ha! You suck. Liquid and solid water both contain air. Ice with little air (e.g., icicles and clear ice cubes you see in restaurants) are less dense than liquid water. The densest water is 4 degrees C — density is not proportional to temp like other materials.
Ha! You suck. Did I mention that already?
Properties of buoyancy? What the hell does the displacement of water have to do with this?
You FAIL.
Water expands as it freezes
In the solid state, at the other extreme, water molecules interact with one another strongly enough to form an ordered crystalline structure, with each oxygen atom collecting the four nearest of its neighbours and arranging them about itself in a rigid lattice. This structure results in a more open assembly, and hence a lower density, than the closely packed assembly of molecules in the liquid phase. For this reason, water is one of the few substances that is actually less dense in solid form than in the liquid state, dropping from 1,000 to 917 kilograms per cubic metre. It is the reason why ice floats rather than sinking, so that, during the winter, it develops as a sheet on the surface of lakes and rivers rather than sinking below the surface and accumulating from the bottom.
From the Britannica Online Encyclopedia.
Density isn’t the same as space taken up.
Mass density is a measure of the mass of a substance per unit volume.
Doesn’t change the fact that you said, “Ice takes up the same amount of space (provided items aren’t frozen within) as water.”
If items (such as cavemen, rocks, etc.) are frozen within the ice, then they will add to the total amount of space taken up.
Ok, let’s remove the parentheses … “Ice takes up the same amount of space as water.” — Still just as fail.
Yeah, that theory is called displacement. You want a cookie, professor??
You fail at noticing the obvious im afraid. FISH?
Or have we just gone completelly off subject?
Anyway to comment on the physics failures…
Mass is different to volume people.
The VOLUME of any solid, plasma, vacuum or theoretical object is how much three-dimensional space it occupies.
MASS is the amount of matter in an object.
Pockets of air? id say thos are negligable otherwise
the air would have to have a greater mass than that of the ice to
make it float (somehow i think those ice cubes would suck!)
Boyancy? OBVIOUSLY maybe you shold research them to see why
any object floats (HINT: Its less dense).
Density = Mass / Volume
MikeW… i dont know what to say you seem to be doing your
research but interpreting it all wrong. The volume is greater
Ice takes up MORE space. It has the same mass and weight but
greater volume.
so assuming the mass is teh same if the density increases the
volume increases
the density of water is 1 gram/cubic centemeter
the density of ice is 0.93 grams/cubic centemeter
so saying we have a mass of 100 grams
ICE
0.93 = 100/?
0.93x?=100
?=100/0.93=107.526882 L
whereas water will obviously equal 1 L i hope i dont have to
show that.
Can this end that whole debate now?
Not to mention that to freeze salt water you’d need to lower the
temp of the seas to the freezing point is -294.25 degrees Kelvin.
This is when the saltwater is 23.3% salt
so that would pretty much get rid of the whole idea of global warming
id be more worried about global freezing!
I Instantly FAIL for telling my engineering principles tutor that
I’d never use this cr*p.
Im sure y’all tell me where else i fail
I also Fail at Kelvin SORRY i meant 230.97 degrees Kelvin
Rest assured, I have learned my lesson, no more posts on this from me. Less dense, but same mass would logically mean more volume. (You said that bit wrong 1/2 way down, but I won’t blame you. The mind probably made you type it before it was fully processed.)
You’re being quite dense, Mikey –
“mass of a substance per unit volume” means “mass of a substance per unit of SPACE TAKEN UP”
You do realize that density also depends upon pressure and temperature, not size and shape. A ten pound ball can be compressed to a smaller size, yet still contain the same amount of mass.
You really have no clue of what your are talking about do you? Just because you can quote statements from a reference book doesn’t prove you understand them. Hell you can’t figure out if they even backup your premise.
I think it’s obvious that this guy is trolling, guys. Stop feeding him.
Unfortunately not. Read some of his other posts and you will realize he actually is that stubbornly stupid. But at least he is proud of it.
Actually, I think he’s serious. His original post may be a double fail because the person he responded to is wrong (*), but Mike’s answer was so poorly written that it was extra special secret wrong.
(*) The original post before Mike’s said “but ice takes up more space than water.” Whilte true, ice floating on water only displaces its own weight of water. If you pushed it under the surface, then it would raise the level of the water.
The reason ice keeps sea level lower is because a LOT of ice is sitting on top of land, not floating in the ocean.
You do realize that you just contradicted yourself — you said:
“density also depends upon pressure and temperature, not size and shape .” But if you compress a ten pound ball to a smaller size, that change is shape is precisely what is going to change the density.
Density does depend on size and shape; you told us that yourself,
with the encyclopedia quote (“density is a measure of the mass of a substance per unit volume” = means mass relative to size and shape).
C’mon, Mikey, I’m a southerner, too. You’re making us look like
our brains are compressed into small sizes.
Right. So when water is at 1000 kilograms per cubic metre in liquid form and 917 kilograms per cubic metre in solid form (as you pointed out yourself), if you take 1000 kilograms of water and freeze it, it will now take up more than 1 cubic metre of space because in frozen form, 1 cubic metre will only contain the first 917 kilograms of the water you have.
Simply put, water expands as it freezes. You said so yourself, even if you didn’t realize it.
Looks like Mike’s density/volume ratio is far above the norm. Let’s drop him in the ocean.
NO! NO! NO!. Then we will really have some serious flooding.
but if we freeze him first, and take the caveman out of his personality, he mightn’t take up no space at all
I lol’d
Freeze of the Week!
You dumbass. You just proved that ice is less dense than liquid water. You even said “a lower density” in your post. Ice has lower density than water, and therefore it floats on water. Way to argue with yourself.
Ha! Did I mention you suck often enough already?
Did you mean to write, but had no clue how to express it, that a mass of ice floating in water takes up no more space than the same mass of liquid water (since some of it is floating above the surface and a floating object displaces a like mass of water)? If so, just say it!
“Ice takes up the same amount of space as water.” Ha!
Sorry, prety gerl make smart leave brain to make room for horny. Want hump prety gerl and then deliver dissertation on the relative efficacy of brownian motion as it pertains to low energy phase transitions regarding dihidrogen oxide.
Actually, ice is less dense than water – that’s why it floats. As such, a given volume of water when frozen will take up more space as a solid than it did as a liquid. Down to about 4ºC water contracts. Then, as it begins to freeze and crystals start to form the molecules must move apart a bit to ‘fit together’ within the crystal.
What amazes me is that it seems water is the only known
substance that has a lower density as a solid than it does as a
liquid. If it didn’t have that property then ice (like most other
solids) would instead sink to the bottom, leaving the liquid on
top exposed, which would then be more prone to freezing.
But instead ice floats, partially insulating the water beneath.
Physics fail fail.
Density of ice is less than water. (therefore takes up more space). look it up.
Do an experiment. Fill a glass with ice cubes, then pour water in until it is almost overflowing. Let the ice melt and see if there are any changes in the water level.
Uh… you should take that advice. The water level will fall.
Bolston at 11:10 provided the more appropriate and elegant experiment: freeze some water in a closed container — nothing gets added; no air or impurities enter — but the liquid takes up more space as it freezes. We’ve all done it.
Your statement, “Ice takes up the same amount of space (provided items aren’t frozen within) as water,” is just a mistake.
I ended up dropping the ball on tact though, I think
Well, you did call him “Mr.”
Seriously? C’mon now — items displace their own weight in water. So an ice cube is displacing the weight of the water it took to MAKE that ice cube, not the size of the ice cbe. It goes back to density. When the ice melts, you still have the same WEIGHT of water being displaced, thus the level doesn’t change.
Now the real experiment is, when the ice is melted, put that same glass of water in the freezer and let it freeze. You will apparently be surprised to see that the water is nowhere near the same level and will be well beyond the confines of said cup.
Whats gravity got to do with it?
VOLUME! VOLUME! VOLUME
I couldn’t hear that last part, could you turn up the volume?
Pardon?
Mike, if you are not trolling, I feel sorry for you. *sigh* But I suppose someone has to flip the burgers in this country.
Your experiment will prove that the ice cubes actually do take up more space as ice then they do as water. The level of the ice will drop, down to the level of the water…
Yet Another Epic Fail.
Yes we know, dyke.
Ok y’all are right, I researched it:
When water freezes, it increases in volume about 9%. The ice then shrinks
as the temperature decreases. The shrinkage is tiny, about 0.4% going from
30F to -50F.
However, I learned something else too:
Water in the solid phase has normal expansion characteristics (unlike the liquid phase: expanding with cold just before freezing). Ice’s temperature coefficient of expansion is about 50 ppm/degC. This is a positive number, meaning that ice expands with heat and contracts with cold just like almost all other materials.
From http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/eng99/eng99358.htm
(Ask A Scientist©, Environmental Earth Science Archive, Argonne National Laboratory, part of the Dept of Energy)
Hey Mike, thanks for admitting you’re wrong. It’s been a looooooooong time since I’ve seen anyone do that.
.
*hands MikeW tube of burn cream*
*Offers to rub burn cream in*
No thanks to the offer, I haven’t been to the beach much this summer. I need some sunburn to make up for it.
just got this far i think the whole fail was everyones understanding of mass
::mass debates::
Taking this way too seriously FAIL!
Actually, water expands in ice form. Remedial science FAIL.
That’s like saying ‘actually, 2+2=4′
Understanding sarcasm FAIL
(I hope)
So if the ice caps melt, shouldn’t the sea level go down?
No, because ice floats…
This was the single most intense, insane, and informative discussion to ever occur on Failblog.
You know what they say: whatever expands into a lattice structure formation as brownian motion decreases and hydrogen bonds give way to crystalline configurations with equivalent mass arrayed over a greater volume spatial distribution and therefore floats … your failboat.
Ah, yes… ya gotta love the classic retorts.
Except when the whole of Failblog screwed your mum
category error — no discussion
This might work but then we’d have to find a big freezer to make the ice.
silly man, everyone knows if you boil the water and convert it to steam it really disappears then we don’t have to worry about the sea levels!
here’s the plan:
make another hole in the ozone and take a giant magnifying glass…
Don’t be stupid. We just gotta nuke the moon.
That is the best idea I have ever heard about anything ever. Consider your joke stolen, my friend.
you know, considering the moon’s ties to the tides…. hmmm….
Um… are you seriously correcting me, or are you adding to joke lol? Because I’m pretty sure the concept of nuking the moon made his comment pretty obviously a joke, so I wouldn’t worry be too worried about he and I teaming up to throw off the tides.
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dude i think you obviouslt know frank
http://www.imao.us/docs/NukeTheMoon.htm
Unmedicated fail! (check the site…)
I lol’d.
That’s a good plan Frank, considering how thousands of ecosystems depend on the actual sea level!
I call dibs on starting the Facebook group “AMAZING new way to combat global warming!!!!1″ based on this idea.
Good do it we need to get the word out people.
Frank, I’ll be honest with you, all drains lead to the ocean.
While you have good intentions, you need to rethink your strategy, where do you think all sewage and unused water goes to? Not to mention that all water evaporates and cycles all around the world.
I’m just gonna go get my bucket.
O sew U haz mah bukkit!
BACK CHEEZBURGERLING! BACK TO THE PIT FROM WHENCE YOU CAME!
rotfl!
You know that the mention of buckets just made the tragic crossover of lolspeak a fail waiting to happen.
One of the ICHC people? On our turf? Get him!
You know that Lolcatinemia is fatal right…
i like the bit where it says “i got to thinking”. what i want to know is what did he do to get there?
How can one apply “I think, therefore I am” to this?
“corgito ergo sum” latin sayings should always be said in latin
Hmmm. Perhaps there are variant spellings, but I’ve always seen that as “cogito ergo sum”. However, on further reflection, the goldmine of philosophical enquirery in basing one’s existance on the presupposition of Corgis is absolutely deliciously thrilling. I’m sure it would end up in a bloody era of persecution and slaughter between the Pembrokants, championed by John Welshcliffe, and the established Roman Cardigan clergy. Sorry. It’s 3 AM, and my sense of humor is on a bender.
methinks thou dost protestant too much sound and furry signifying i do not think therefore i nothing, my dearest benderspeare not shakes it
Internet forum fails are weak, silent farts compared to RL stuffs.
Very true. Thank you for putting it into perspective for us all. I will no go out and experience this thing called a life. Have fun as I have a shift with my rescue squad tonight!
Save the world Mike, and kiss the cheerleader for me!
Kinda hard to save a life if the life doesn’t die.
if you read the post further, Frank also goes on to explain his plan for removing his head from his arse…..fascinating stuff
Its really wedged in there. Its hard to breathe.
If everyone were to actually do this the results would be absolutely catastrophic. I can’t begin to imagine the devastation that much saltwater would do to the infrastructure and environment.
oh god, bill *cries*
If everyone were to actually take trolls that seriously the results would be absolutely catastrophic. I can’t begin to imagine the devastation that much lack of humor would do to the Internet.
Suddenly, “Frankly” gets a new meaning.
Frankly, suddenly should have a new meaning
Rhett Buttler don’t give a damn about your frankly, my dear.
*looks heartbroken*
Don’t worry, after all, tomorrow is another day!
I think this proposal was drafted by President Bush
Wait, is that from the GameFAQS social boards?
*ashamed to go there now*
Yes, it’s from one of the GameFAQs boards. Not sure which one, though.
He gets an “E” for effort
That was so bad, and funny, I’m not even gonna comment on it……….
So…..
What do you call that?
Not Gonna do it
We could just fill the seas with sponges.
Genius!
Failboats would be slightly different after that…
Except that we already get our sponges from the seas! (Well, about half of them; the other half are synthetic imitations.)
“Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn’t happen.”
Maybe if everyone in the plains spins as they walk, we can reverse the probability of tornadoes too! Don’t know why i never thought of this before!
Wait. Yeah, i do.
Adorable. Better idea: We could burn the water so it rains back to the continents!
Some how, I don’t think water is flamable……..
it is if you bombard it with high frequency radio waves… electrolyzes instantly and you can light it.
Ignight it? you mean when you seperate the hydrogen and the oxygen,……at that pint, it is no longer water.
*point
*ignite
*flammable, *separate
*pointless*
Don’t you mean inflammable?
Are you trying to ignite me?
That would make me some kind of ignobility.
Forgive my mean meanness.
Yes, your royal hineyness.
nah pint, if I’d have converted all that water to an explosive gas mixture I’d definitly require many pints before even thinking about igniting it.
Maybe we should drink that water instead?
(sea water though, in which case our kidneys would stop and we’d die, but at least it wouldn’t be by drowning)
Dude, this guy’s a genius! And while we’re at it, my sister reads books. Like, a lot of them. And she buys them, reads ‘em once, and then doesn’t do anything with ‘em. She spends, like, over $1000 a year on books. I got to thinking, someone should make, like, a book-rental store, so that way other people can enjoy the books once she’s finished with them, and my sister will save a lot of money. What do you think?
Yeah and maybe you could make a website where everyone can post videos and shit and call it…I don’t know…YouTube?
BURN!
Recognizing call-back FAIL.
I think k8′s picture belongs on the one hundred dollar bill.
k8′s picture? *masturbates*
seriously, thank you!
did you forget seeing this on here months ago?
http://failblog.org/2008/06/04/book-rental-fail/
congratulations! you just invented the library!
it’s an old joke, very, very old. he’s just making fun.
I’m a girl! But thank you for recognizing the reference.
And I bet you’re purdier than old $100 Ben Franklin (who started up a library system).
Try speaking the name, k8. Kay Eight. Now say it fast. Kate. I don’t know about you, but I know no human male by the name of Kate.
yeah, yeah…that one is funny too.
Man, I would love to own a bucket store in that world, or at least own a plumbing business. EPIC WIN.
Hes worried about his kids’ furure… Im worried about them now
Yeah, those kids have really got to start thinking about their furures.
This is actually a “hahsnow is oblivious to sarcasm” fail.
Wouldn’t it be easier to just siphon it down the drain?
Geez, Frank.
What about flushing it down the toilet?
I tried this but the water level rose really high in the bowl and over flowed and i ended up with toilet water all over my socks. Not fun.
This sounds like those morons that want to cool the earth down by turning all the air conditioners outside. Lets just point the cold air outside and cool it off some.
What utter morons….
Did you know that the word gullible is not in the dictionary?
“discombobulated” is. It is a state of confusion. “Aint” is in there too.
gullible adj easily tricked
Really?
This was awesome! Absolutely brilliant! This just made my day! Wow! I needed that! This guys should the poster child for birth control!
Global warming is a fail itself.
In what sense of the phrase?
TWAT!
No matter how many times you may call out for one, you are destined never to receive it. At least it keeps your hands busy.
botw win.
This guy must think that water ceases to exist when he flushes the toilet or takes a shower and the water goes down the drain.
really??? duh, looks like capitain obvious has a twin.
actually hes my dad
Shenanigans, I call. No single person can be such a dumbass.
Oh, yes. Yes. Yes they can.
Read up on the Water/Ice density debate!
lol … and go see K8 for if you need the reference.
Then you obviously have not met “Crazy Sprinkler Lady”. Look her up on YouTube. She has the most amazing video camera….
srsly, dboots is off her rocker. There’s definitely something in her water. She has all kinds of documentation of government conspiracies. *The moon is mirror.*
you haven’t met any drugged-up collage students have you?
I personally find that drunken macramé students are the most notorious for that kind of behavior.
Methinks Frank aught to learn to swim, and fast!
OR….you could just swim to the bottom of the ocean and pull the plug!!!
Not knowing who Frank J of IMAO is = Epic Fail
Pretty much this sums everything up.
Honest answer, i’ve never heard of this website.
This was actually Obama’s idea- along with changing the oil and checking your tires
The point of saying that was to help gas mileage, not to solve the entire climate crisis.
ITT: Sarcasm and people who fail to see it
If everyone just left their fridge door open for one hour a day, as I do, we could soon get global warming under control, and not have to go to all the trouble of trips to the sink – though it’s probably best to do both, to be on the safe side.
There is no such forum post on the internet. This is some sort of fraud.
There is no spoon, and the cake is a lie, and votes don’t count.
If there is a God, “Frank” won’t have children. OH MY GOD, the magnitude of that stupidity is causing me physical pain.
Scroll up and look at the water debate, and gaze upon my stupidity! Thank you and good night!
Now you’re one of us. Though I’m tempted to say “Ha! You’re not as stupid as I!”
oh, you guys, you’ve just made the volume my heart fill with warm melted fuzzy
“I swear to drunk, I’m not God”
“I’m not as think as you drunk I am”
Never a dull moment when you are the sober one in the company of the intoxicated.
except when they throw up or spill alcohol down one of your best shirts
however most moments are indeed not dull
You are all my children.
lol.
what a fool.
Com’on. If you’re gullible enough to pay money to see that pseudo-science flick, you can’t be expected to connect the dots (as feable as they may be constructed) in an intelligent way.
Double fail.
Just sayin…
And if you are dumb enough to not only to be able to determine that this is a intentional joke, but are not even able to read the existing comments that will take your face and shove it into that fact…
And you spelled “feeble” wrong. Just sayin’ — it shows you’re failble.
Watch out, someone corrected me on a previous fail for spelling ‘infailible’ wrong.
Some people, eh?
Also, it says “I have a plan to stop global warming!” when in fact it would merely lessen the effects.
frankie…. why o’ya breeeeckin ma haaart?
Don Corleone… a’mi scuuzi!
I bet Frank’s mom is Jessica B, and they live in Georegia.
My mum recently beat my father to death.
Not like with a bat or nothing, she just died before he did.
I swear to god that is not me.
Your lightning bolt is on its way.
Oh the ignitable ignoble ignominy.
No but its me
Please for the love of all that is holy, go on tour with Al Gore!! LOL I would actually pay to sit through one of his boring lectures!
But what about the serious issue of Manbearpig? Is that not very real and very interesting?
Nah, unless you live in the Nederlands, there’s no problem. Once the sea starts to rise, The nederlands will sink, and untill it’s fully filled, the water won’t rise anywhere else.
or the English fens
So a net gain for the human race.
Either this guy is seriously joking or it’s just more proof that stupid people shouldn’t breed!
Al Gore can suck that =D
Hahaha!!!! Just found another global-warming-ignorant idiot online. Loz, look at this at your own risk. Either your head will explode, or you will have a field day
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http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/759564/1
To everyone else, I guarantee, by the end of this thread, you will be in tears
. I actually participated in this thread a little (I am the person called “Insanimaster471″ 
. Enjoy.
Oww my english! Don’t tell the Grammar Police or Newgrounds will close down due to public health concers. Dang global worming.
Frank is Republican.
Umm… Republicans arent that stupid. Sorry. Besides that, most republicans believe Global Warming is a giant hoax…
Seriously…..Frank is Republican.
I know a guy named Frank J…
Ｂｒｉｌｌｉａｎｔ ｉｄｅａ， ｂｕｔ ｗｈａｔ ｉｆ ｔｈｅ ｒａｉｎ ｃｏｍｅｓ？
OMG … i didn’t even think of that …
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Two buckets to make up for it.
OMFG…no one is really that stupid are they?
Go Team Retard!
you can be our cheer leader.
Yahtzee references! Awesome!
This makes me hurt inside.
Maybe you should go see a doctor? You might have a serious illness.
I don’t understand what all the concern is about regarding Global Worming. Sure it’s embarrassing and all, and I suppose it may cause some itching but really is it worth all the fuss? Besides, it can’t be too hard to come up with some sort of Global De-Worming technique. I mean my cat had it done and it was pretty easy and it got rid of those nasty worms no problem. And he’s one surly feline with an attitude problem.
Glad you followed the link. But reply fail.
You lost me there son.
“What is all this fuss I hear about the Supreme Court decision on a ‘deaf’ penalty? It’s terrible! Deaf people have enough problems as it is!”
~ Emily Litella (RIP Gilda!)
Were you not talking about the link I posted?
Oh… *ahem*…
My bad :-\
Damn! Reply fail on me this time!
>.<
Yeah… and the flushed water goes to a magic world were they haven’t any problem of global warming… him must be a brillian nuclear physicist… ¬¬
this is so full of fail that it makes me ashamed to be a part of the human race.
All of a sudden I’m getting the same feeling.
Join the club. It’s a wonder this person even managed to get on teh intertubes…
Maybe if we lower the intelligence level a bit, when the intelligence level rises then it won’t rise high enough to flood.
Everyone get a bukkit and head down to your local Mensa chapter!
it’s part of a sofar unsuccesful government project to try and find intelligent life on Earth
Almost made it to the hall of epic fail.
What are you thinking Frank? You have to be the most stupid person I’ve ever heard from!!!! Your more retarded then this presidential campaign!!!!!!
What are you thinking Frank? You have to be the most stupid person I’ve ever heard from! You’re more retarded than this presidential campaign!
I fixed your spelling and grammar.
america has so many retarded people. lol
I laughed SOOO hard at this one….XD Even better yet, the banner ad below is for global warming! Hahahahaha
Please tell me this guy is joking. Please. People cannot be this dumb.
Oh-ho-ho, yes they can. Have you, by chance, read some the comments on failblog?
Well, I meant PEOPLE, not trolls.
Let me guess: A McCain supporter?
Haha! It’s funny because it makes no sense and is stupid. Wait. No, the opposite of that.
Let me guess: an Obama supporter?
Y’all are both wrong. He’s obviously an Al Gore supporter.
he is serious! :]
I’m super serial.
OO man.. thats great.
Al Gore’s logic checks out. Let’s do this.
Everyone knows that all water sent down drains go to landfills!
It’s probably been said, but… He failed when he said he was watching an Inconvenient Truth.
A movie about pie being truth and cake being a lie?
Oh dear lord. I am so scared. I reminds me of the time the my class was watching ‘Dances with Wolves,’ and suddenly said “So do the horses eat the buffalo?” Or the senior in High School who honestly thought that the USA went to war with Pakistan during the Revolutionary war. I hate my school.
バケツで海水を汲んで、台所に流すw
Speak English, please
話す英語
i have a better idea we could take all the fish out of the sea then the sea level would get lower AND we could eat them … hang on a minute … what’s that joe? … oh right… aparently we already did that … my bad
Nice
how about everyone take a bucket a day to make ice then we all fedex it to the Antarctica?
There’s a natural phenomenon called melting, you should look that up.
Actually, the levelling of the sea floor reinded me of Narnia 2!
It’s brilliant. I LOVE!!!
Is it a new trend where people are typing things like that so they can be on this site?
I’ve only just heard of this site when a friend linked it me. I’m proud that my shitty joke go so much attention lol
Wouldn’t it be better if we all just got buckets of dirt… like… from the desert… then dumped them under our houses? Then we could raise the LAND LEVEL!
or even better get the dirt from the sea bed thus lowering the sea level AND raising the land height
I’m planning on pouring my bucket of sand into my boss’ gas tank.
Good idea! Then he won’t be able to fit as much gas in there, and will therefore release less carbon dioxide into the atmosphere, further reducing our fear of getting all drown-ded!
…. it will probably also wreck his car…
or try pouring a cup of sugar in the tank. He will need a new engine after that…
seems he doesnt know when to use apostrophes
Careful, that guy ‘winter’ might come along and correct your comment.
why does no-one understand my sense of irony?
this man is a fricken genius. next al gore ftw
Crocop by LHK!!!
This is not serious. He is just joking. There is no way one can be that stupid.
Oh really?
oh wow
you fail so hard
al gore u better be listening!!!!!
Yeah?
Oh… i see what you did…
This guy’s a genius.
in the slightly altered words of Stewie Griffin, “are his parents brother and sister?”.
Altered words? What is the original i wonder
Good thing every sink is connected to a black hole that will send the water to another dimension.
why didn’t I think of this before??!?!?!
|the kid|
because you’re |a kid|??!?!?!
This could work!
and…?
. . .and God hates you because you touch yourself at night.
This looks like it was taken from the GameFAQs.com web site by the design of the forum pages. I’m a frequent user there and have come to realize that ANYTHING from that site cannot be taken seriously. We’re all a collective of users who have nothing better to do then play video games, drink energy drinks, make prank calls to our friend’s hot sister(s), and post random, senseless crap on the forum to either belittle, embarass (ourselves or another individual of the collective), insult, or flat out confuse those who consider themselves smarter then us. So, if this truly was taken from that site, then this image is truly a fail in it’s self for a failure to realize obvious sarcasm.
Mr clever guy! Frank got the solution in his bucket!
you’re goddamn right I do. Now lets lower that sea level!
But how will the Dolphins feel? They might come on land again and take all our sweet, sweet blood candies!
Too bad his bucket was stolen.
funny.. but he seems he might be mentally challenged so best not to make fun on my part
ok so at the end of the sink, there is a black hole, where all the water will vanish.
Holy Crap, that might be my X! The first name and last initial match, as does the retarded garble that fell out of his mouth!
Here’s plan c
We build one humongous dam on a piece of land that no one wants to be in. Canada will do. Then we fill it with the water, and then we never use it.
I agree! Everybody knows that the way to lower the sea level is to take a bucket of seawater and dump it on the ground so it evaporates. If you pour it down the sink, it stays in liquid form and returns to the sea. We need to take the water from the ocean and help make the sun make it go away.
Water cycle?
U.S. educational system FAIL.
I bet Frank’s an American.
Amazing…
is he american?
Ah, good ol’ GameFAQs.
Home of the rejects of the internet (besides 4Chan I mean).
Well this guy is on GameFAQs… so I’d guess he’s not being massively serious.
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
Well, my sink drain empties into a quantum singularity…so…works for me!
… wow… is this dude serious!??
600th!
well i think u shoud fill the dead sea and death valley with water and all low level areas that should keep the seas from rising or beter yet just dont build on ground that is below 30 foot from sea level new orleans will be the first major city to be clasified as a modern day atlantis in the not so distant future fast food is going to take off with rising energy prices that means humans will be farting allot more releasing alot more methane more big mack atacks means more cows grasiing the grass lands and releasing more farts and dont forget about all the pets farting i have a labordor and it farts all the time and it stinks up the whole room so dont forget about all the small things they add up to higher ocean levels so plant trees now or we all will be in a big stinking mess in the not so distant future if the future smells like my labordors farts i dont want to live in the future wake up world and smell the coffie and start doing somthing for the planet or we will all go out in a big smelly puff
I wouldn’t take it THAT far but okay… :/
Cheesy Kevin Costner movies aside, the planet is a rather large place. If every scrap of ice on Earth were to melt, know how much sea levels would rise? Only 300 feet. This would be catastrophic for Los Angeles or Miami. But while it would re-draw coastlines, there’s plenty of places that would remain above water. I live about 450 feet above sea level. Most of the state of Colorado is at least five THOUSAND feet above sea level.
LOL! this started out as a plan to stop a guy living near the ocean from drowning, and now look where we are!
ROFL It’s BRILLIANTFAIL.
thats got to be more than epic fail x infinity
I have a better idea! Let’s build a giant ladder to the sun, and then we can make a bunch of space-trained monkies take buckets to the top and they can dump it on to the sun’s surface, where it will be instantly broken down into elementry particles, just a little less water for the universe to deal with!! We must think in terms of the long run, we can’t let the galaxy get flooded with too much water, it might cause galactic warming…
How to build the ladder – use monkies.
Where to get all the buckets – from generous, donating walruses
How to keep the monkies from burning up – give them sunscreen, duh!!!
What to make the ladder out of – plastic, since it’s not flammable
What kind of monkies to use – Smart ones
Finally, a use for my wormhole sink!
What an Idiot.
I´m on it!
the ocean is now suspected of having and/or being a weapon of mass destruction. i feel a preemptive strike rising.
Is there any better proof that global warming and all of the kool-aid drinkers are dumber than the average rock?
an easier way would be to drink all of the water!
Ok, if that was his idea, I’m kinda hoping the sea level DOES rise and he drowns. Morbid, but true.
JUSTY, don’t forget Pixar’s veiw! “ALL drains lead to the ocean” So that includes the louve!!!
…What…the hell…The world has officially gone to the retarded side…
Does ‘A.D.D.’ fit in that category?
There’s actually a guy who thinks like this?!
where does he think all the water from our sinks and toilets go finally?
into the sea! what an idiot this guy is
i saw the BBS link, it was hilarious
I’ve been dumping sea water down the sink for weeks. Maybe if you guys would get off your duffs and help out we could make an impact… SAVE FRANK 2009!
I dont know about your drain, but my sink does not end in a black hole.
I think I just died from the stupidity. Anyone with half a brain knows this: ALL WATER ENDS RIGHT BACK IN THE OCEAN!!!
Message to the guy who wrote this:
YOU, MY FRIEND, DESERVE TO GET A PUNCH UP THE BRACKET YOU RETARDED RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Al Gore invented global warming right after teh interwebs.
hahaahahaha, you just can’t make this shit up.
And if that doesn’t work, then get everyone in the world to drink two litres of water per day – that should keep the water levels down…
Wow. Somebody kill this guy before the “sea level” gets him.
Frank I have an idea for you. If you live close to that close to the ocean you should get a hose. Put one end in the ocean and the other end in the near by storm drain. Suck on the end that will be going into the storm drain until the sea water comes out and let the siphon effect work until the ocean is empty. >.> R-Tard
The best part was “…so i got to thinking…”
This is my favorite fail, why did Frank_J do this to himself? “All drains lead to the ocean”…
Detect satire fail?
The inconvenient truth is that people really are this stupid.
epic. fail.
that is all
gooday to all
What a wonderfull idea!
This guy is truly an idiot.
American much?
i’ll go grab a bucket right now
This is the best fail EVER!!!!
His grammar is incorrect, too.
This is the ultimate high school drop-out fail.
lake michigan’s water level has dropped over the years. happily, it did rise a bit since last year. i remember being able to swim in it when i was a toddler, but last year i could walk over all the rocks that surfaced from the drop in the water level (but not before trudging through 3 feet of weeds). but just this past july, the rocks were covered by ankle-deep water. must be good old Frank pouring buckets of water down the sink…
and why in the world does EVERY failblog picture have a few good comments and then it all turns in to political arguing and shit?
666
O_O
YEAHHH MAN!!!
Hahah
There was an ad for the Discovery Channel’s “Drain the Ocean” show just under this one. EPIC WIN
Frank should take a bucket of sea water and drown himself in it!
shouldn’t that be human intelligence fail
My solution:
Problem 1 There is not enough freshwater.
Problem 2 The icebergs conveniently made out of freshwater are going to melt and flood the world.
…. Why aren’t we finding a way to transport the ice burgs to the places that need the fresh water?
that is the most genious idea i have ever seen, i would no, i’m a scholer, but that’s the best sulution i’ve ever see
I believe Frank is a primary school drop out, HOWEVEr, his theory may hold if instead of pouring the water down the sink, we all put a bucket in the freezer and freeze the water! Lets all do that and see if we can save the world!
LOL, logic fail!
One bucket of water from everyone who lives near the ocean wouldn’t do shit to the sea level! And even if it did, you don’t pour it down the drain!
guys ths is a god idae it wold work!!1!
Global Warming and Climate Change is the biggest environmental issue that we face these days. the long term effects of these environmental changes to a nations economy is quite damaging. there would be a shortage in food supply as well as on water supply too.
Climate changes are caused by HAARP anyway…
oooo conspiracy!
:-S
Really dont understand how sewerage works
That guy must be of the United states of course, to have such a level of intelligence.
Yes we can “:D