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I was watching inconvenient truth the other day and theres the bit where it shows the sea level rising really high and flooding most of the world. Well i live near the sea, and don’t want to drown, so i got to thinking. Maybe if we lower the sea level a bit, when the water level rises then it won’t rise high enough to flood.

Anyway, heres the plan. Everyone who can should take a bucket of sea water and pour it down the sink. If lots of people put the effort in, we could lower the sea level substantially and create a better world for our children to live

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  1. Librarian says:

    Is this the same Frank?

    • Pootick says:

      ROFLOL. There is so much wrong with that I don’t know where to start. That “Frank” is either A. Trying to be funny or B. A complete dumb-ass/elementary school drop out.

      Its great that when you pour water down the sink it doesn’t make its way back to the ocean – wonder where it goes? I should ask Frank, bet he knows.

      • MikeW of VA says:

        According to Pixar, all drains lead to the ocean!

        • Leah says:

          Don’t let Frank J know that…

          • 2.0 says:

            OMG but where would the fish live!

            lol this is unbelievable, gotta be a joke.

          • Pumpkiny says:

            I bet the center of the earth is really water, not lava!! :x
            But wait… that means the sinks are stealing our earth’s water supply!! D:
            What kind of a demon would create such an invention?
            Perhaps a global domination scheme a couple decades in the process…

            • Adam We says:

              I have been spending thousands of dollars of the taxpayers’ money to study this problem.

            • damnedgamer says:

              lololololol! on that way the water doesn’t disapear xD just shoot it in space!

              • ENG says:

                Yes, gamer, Teleport it to space when we get teleportation.

                But waste not/want not, so teleport it to some (enclosed and pressurized) caverns on the moon so that moon colonists can have plenty to use, too.

                And then teleport more to Mars when our teleporters’ ranges extend that far enough.

                • Jim says:

                  No, you just get a reeeeaaaally long hose and a big pump, have the next shuttle carry the nozzle out into space and have one of the astronauts pretend he’s watering the garden…for a gazillion years.

                • Harsisus says:

                  Actually it’d freeze before it got there, rendering your ingenius pipes useless!

                  …Phail.

                  • Tom Trifik says:

                    NO! Wait!

                    We’ll just paint the pipes matte black and the Sun will take care
                    of the water freezing. Plus, the centripetal force will help sling
                    the icy water out assisting the vacuum.

                    With a few small propulsion systems we could send the ice to
                    Mars and the Moon to be ready as needed.

                    Should there ever be a desperate drought situation, we can just send the chunks of ice down from orbit.

                    • R says:

                      wait, wait, then we could terra form both our moon,
                      and then mars,after that we could make a long escalator, and
                      be able to go get water when we needed it.. it’s genius I tell
                      you.. genius!
                      let’s get frank started on the stairway at once!

                    • Loz says:

                      You mean centrifugal force ;)

                      • Wynnie says:

                        Dear Loz: There is no such thing as centrifugal force.

                        http://regentsprep.org/Regents/physics/phys06/bcentrif/centrif.htm

                        Physics phail.

                      • Tom Trifik says:

                        Umm… let me check…

                        “The centripetal force in the rotating frame is provided as the sum of the radially outward centrifugal pseudo force m ω2 R and the Coriolis force −2m Ω × vrot. To evaluate the Coriolis force, we need the velocity as seen in the rotating frame. Some pondering will show that this velocity is given by −Ω × R. Hence, the Coriolis force (in this example) is inward, in the opposite direction to the centrifugal force, and has the value −2m ω2 R. The combination of the centrifugal and Coriolis force is then m ω2 R−2m ω2 R = −m ω2 R, exactly the centripetal force required by Newton’s laws for circular motion.”

                        …. OK, you’re right!

                    • Karen says:

                      Don’t forget the curves you’d need in the pipes so alien spacecraft could still fly around the pipes and be able to get to the other side without changing their flight path. You’re neglecting the political correctness to aliens. ;-)

                      • Fail-is-an-option says:

                        Don’t forget the solar powered flashing red lights on the pipes to mark them. One day, nothing in the way. The next day, jack ass humans have water pipes directly in the path of the aliens space ships. Can anyone see the potential fail?

                    • lolavocado says:

                      gravity > any outward force caused by rotation

                  • Nonymous says:

                    Not if we heat it by using incandescent lightbulbs! Imagine all the ad placement we could get!

                  • Nonymous says:

                    WAIT! What if we put incandescent lightbulbs on the tube? Imagine all the ad placement!

                    • kekeke says:

                      you all forget: the earth [and the moon] rotates.

                      e-lasto hose!!

                    • Tom Trifik says:

                      WAIT! Put incandescent light bulbs on the tube?
                      Are you crazy!!! Imagine the electric bill!
                      Must use “Eco-Friendly” Compact Florescent Bulbs, with the “AL GORE SEAL OF APPROVAL”
                      Of course the heat subsequently generated is less so we’d
                      have to use lots more of them, but the things may not work in space, so……

                  • FiziksFool says:

                    A 10-foot straw will collapse on itself if you try to drink through it, so i’m afaraid a long pipe would phail.
                    Water’s boiling point falls with lower pressure, so it would actually evaporate if it ever got into space, leaving a chunk of salt behind, which would fall to earth, heat up, form a salt plasma and turn earth’s atmosphere into a supercouducting shell

                    Double Phail

                    Of course you could just pay some zimbabweans to make a bucketline and pour water in the sahara. doesn’t the sand just absorb it? it’s genius!

                    • b_diddy says:

                      Now, if only “Zimbabweans” lived anywhere near the Sahara…

                      • Loz says:

                        LOL. What an idiot.
                        (Zimbabweans is the correct term.)

                      • JVCA says:

                        While I’m sure that this was not diddy’s intention, he actually is right. Zimbabwe is in the southernmost third of Africa, while the Sahara pretty much takes up the whole northern third. As such, they don’t live anywhere near the Sahara.

                        Also, Zimbabwe is an inland country with no coastal regions, and these two combined suggests that paying Zimbabweans to do it would be incredibly uneconomical, as not only do you have to transport your workers to the shoreline to take up the buckets of water, but you must also transport them the whole way up the continent to the Sahara.

                        Surely it would be much easier to employ Sahrawi, Tunisians, Sudanese, Mauritanians, Moroccans, Libyans, Egyptians, or Algerians, as not only are they already based in the Sahara desert, but they also have coastal access, meaning that your only transportation costs are those acquired from distributing workers between the coast and desert regions. Far cheaper than the cross-country transport required by employing Zimbabweans.

                        Not to mention that with Zimbabweans comes Mugabe, and everyone knows there’s no point in trying to negotiate with him.

                    • Bob says:

                      Um, your 10-foot straw collapses because of air pressure. For most of the trip to the moon there is no air pressure. I’d be more concerned about the pipe exploding.

                      Also, the chunk of salt would likely fall in Montana and provide some farmer with a free salt lick. For the cows. Unless the farmer really wanted to lick it.

                • jamieteevee says:

                  Yeah, uhm, I’m going to have to ask you to, uhm, well crack that physics book open just a little.
                  Just so you know, “space” is area or volume but if you were referring to the vacuum that occurs outside our planet’s gravity well, it doesn’t suck as much as your grasp of the concept.
                  *looking HOT in my snooty hat* WIN!!1!

                • Rumple-still-skin says:

                  Man, you must be from like, San Fransico proper or somptin’

                • Toph says:

                  If the LHC can accelerate shit to the speed of light, why don’t we just fire the water as a projectile toward the moon.

                  Wait that’d probably just go everywhere with wind resistance and stuff.
                  Hmm.. Maybe make a few forests into paper, dump the paper in the ocean,
                  Then roll it up into one huge paintball to fire into space.
                  (PWNED @ whatever planet it hits)

                  • Squirrel says:

                    You mean spit wad. Paintball we would have to encapsulate. Wait, what if we filled a giant water balloon and chucked THAT?

              • Frank_J says:

                This is a rather crap idea as it would cost tax payers millions of dollars.

            • ReTARDIS says:

              McCain is old.

              • nameless says:

                obama is black

                (pundit kitchen refence)

              • Tom Trifik says:

                Sarah Palin is fine.

                • Sillabub says:

                  Actually, she has no experience and was involved in a scandal in which she attempted to unfairly fire her former brother-in-law for divorcing her sister.

                  Do your research, Tom.

                  • MikeWofVA says:

                    Governor Sarah Palin made history on Dec. 4, 2006, when she took office. As the 11th governor of Alaska, she is the first woman to hold the office.
                    Since taking office, her top priorities have been resource development, education and workforce development, public health and safety, and transportation and infrastructure development.
                    Under her leadership, Alaska invested $5 billion in state savings, overhauled education funding, and implemented the Senior Benefits Program that provides support for low-income older Alaskans. She created Alaska’s Petroleum Systems Integrity Office to provide oversight and maintenance of oil and gas equipment, facilities and infrastructure, and the Climate Change Subcabinet to prepare a climate change strategy for Alaska.
                    During her first legislative session, Governor Palin’s administration passed two major pieces of legislation – an overhaul of the state’s ethics laws and a competitive process to construct a gas pipeline.

                    • Tom Trifik says:

                      Thanks Mike…
                      I am too sleepy to respond adequately.

                      And Sillabub…
                      I meant Sarah Palin is very nice looking.
                      And she has more experience than Obama, far more. (:p)

                    • Karen says:

                      I was impressed by what I read about her yesterday. I can be supportive of wanting to do away with wasteful spending. However, she also supports teaching “intelligent design” in schools, and unless they’re talking about in a theory class instead of a science class, I absolutely cannot GO THERE!

                    • 42 says:

                      wail let em get this straight…. alaska’s a STATE!?!? I thought it was just where the giant water-pump to the moon was……
                      p.s. i love how people argue over this stuff….

                  • . says:

                    She was governor

                • R says:

                  I don’t know but I been told
                  eskimo… oh wait.. wrong place for inappropriate referrence…
                  phail!
                  sorry for calling myself out on that one

                • loravine says:

                  ……. The first time I heard of Sarah Palin… the first thing I thought of… Was the Whore of Babylon….

                  I don’t know why…. But the Statue in Damien : Omen 2 just popped into my head… The Whore of Babylon…

              • ... says:

                Where did that come from?

        • poophead says:

          Finding Nemo WIN!

        • Jarrad says:

          Except the drain in finding nemo actually doesn’t lead into the ocean in real life, in fact those drains are the few that dont.

      • david says:

        you gotta nuke the water. duh.

      • gm235087 says:

        the scariest thing is that this person can and probably will reproduce.

      • Dana says:

        I bet he’d say, ‘…outer space?’

      • Beard says:

        The frightening thing is that people like Frank, can and probably will, reproduce.

    • fuzz on the concept says:

      Looks like Frank_J and Jessica B (from “Georgia”) have some things in common.

    • CarmenT says:

      If you mean “Is this Frank_J the somewhat infamous net troll who makes up this sort of baloney all the time?” the answer is “Yes”.
      It’s still funny for those who don’t know who he is and what he does though.

    • AnnieO says:

      Now, that’s a great idea, but i have one that might double your money- why not have everyone freeze that bucket and throw the ice into the ocean- it’ll reduce global warming, float back up north and restore the ice caps that are melting too fast.

      Voila! Two problems solved. Simple.

    • Baronius says:

      That’s so crazy it just might work!!!!!

  2. [dangeruss] says:

    horrible

    • MikeW of VA says:

      Someone may have stolen this idea from Obama. Ask, and you won’t get a straight answer!

      • fuzz on the concept says:

        Keep ‘em coming, Mike. It’s posts like these that aid the Democrat, in demonstrating the failed wits of many who oppose him.

        • MikeW of VA says:

          All I ask for is a concise answer. Yes or no, then the reasons why. I already know the issue, I want to know whether he is for it, or aginst it. Leave the philosophy for the philosophers, most of us want to know where a person stands on X issue.

          • Matty says:

            If you think the complex issues a president has to deal with can be simplified that easily, you clearly have no concept of what the job requires.

            • MikeWofVA says:

              Obviously nothing is cut and dry, but I want to know where one stands in a concise way, then I want to why that person decided in that direction. Some things, however, are clear. For example, I have yet to meet one medical professional who says that life does not begin at conception. Obama did not say where life begins. He stated it is above his pay grade after much dancing around the issue.

              • Anon says:

                You should talk to more “medical professionals.”

                • Dragonwriter says:

                  Trust me. Some of the biggest idiots I’ve ever met have had PhDs.
                  Professors don’t know any more than anyone else when different people have different definitions of “life”.

                • K says:

                  It’s all alive. I think he basically means it becomes human life, as opposed to just life. I have no trouble with killing plants.

                • MikeW of VA says:

                  the natural abortions you mention are the body’s way of dealing with pregnancies it knows will not survive otherwise.

                  The human body knows more about itself than the brain ever will.

                  • Brandon M. Sergent says:

                    That is impossible to prove. You absolutely cannot say they would not have survived, all you can say is they clearly did not survive.

                    That would be like me shooting your children in the face and then saying “well thats nature’s way of saying they wouldn’t have grown up.”

                    All you are doing is is using a semantic loophole, combined with a logical fail to avoid having to scientifically explore a daunting problem.

                    P.S. The brain is the part of the body directing those natural abortions. mayhaps you didn’t notice but when you deactivate the brain, the rest of the body stops, so in effect what you just said was “The brain knows more about itself than the brain ever will.”

              • anonymous says:

                You fundies sicken me.

              • Loz says:

                What is above his gay parade after much dancing?

              • R says:

                to start off with, stop scoping the major news channels
                find, or go to the speeches, listen to, or read what the
                candidates actually have to say on various matters
                look at voting records directly, not what the news channels tell you to.

                oh, and fox news channel.. fair and balanced?
                FAIL!

              • alk;hg says:

                And yet, I haven’t met a single medical professional who says that grass isn’t alive.
                Better not mow the lawn any more; it’s an affront to God.

          • shinobi says:

            you mean “against” right?

          • Khaaaaaaaan says:

            McCain: “I don’t believe we’re headed into a recession.”
            McCain: “I’m going to be honest: I know a lot less about economics than I do about military and foreign policy issues. I still need to be educated.”
            McCain: “Make it a hundred (years in Iraq)…That would be fine with me.”
            McCain: “It’s not social issues I care about.”
            McCain: “F**k you! I know more about (immigration) than anyone else in the room.”

            At least we sort of know where he stands…

            • Yeemaster says:

              Relevance fail.
              However, I did like (and agree with) your comment anyway. ;-)

            • Winter says:

              EPIC WIN

              That should get burn of the week.

            • MikeWofVA says:

              “Three words: Vice President Oprah” –the #1 item from Barack Obama’s Top Ten Campaign Promises
              “Look, when I was a kid, I inhaled frequently. That was the point.”
              “I figure there’s nowhere to go from here but down. So tonight, I’m announcing my retirement from the United States Senate.”
              “Let me introduce to you the next President — the next Vice President of the United States of America, Joe Biden.”
              “On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes — and I see many of them in the audience here today — our sense of patriotism is particularly strong.”
              “I’ve now been in 57 states — I think one left to go.”
              “The point I was making was not that Grandmother harbors any racial animosity. She doesn’t. But she is a typical white person, who, if she sees somebody on the street that she doesn’t know, you know, there’s a reaction that’s been bred in our experiences that don’t go away and that sometimes come out in the wrong way, and that’s just the nature of race in our society.”

              • Khaaaaaaaan says:

                Your crackback attempt is utterly FAIL.

                Quote 1 is from David Letterman – completely entertainment value, not a campaign promise.

                Regarding quote 2, based on your understanding of physics below, you inhaled frequently as well.

                I refuse to post 100 Bushisms or McCain senior moments in response to the others. I only wish the media would jump on Obama about the “57 states” comment like they did Quayle and the potato(e), which wasn’t really his fault to begin with, but if every political candidate were destroyed for flubs of speech or math errors nobody would ever hold office.

                Anyway, the point is, take your meaningless political drivel to the forum of crotchwafflers and douchenozzles and leave FAILblog out of it, especially when you can’t defend it. We’re way too smart for you here.

                • Sara J says:

                  Can’t we all just get along? This whole situation could be avoided if we just stuck with penis jokes and Dragon lighting people on fire.

                  Let’s face it… most people don’t talk about politics because they think people can be persuaded to their side. They talk about politics to hear themselves talk. I, for one, am sick of people making complete asses of themselves by attempting to discuss important, intricate political and social issues on blogs.

                  Mike, let’s leave the political issues aside for now and just have fun with the fails, okay?

                  And I’m a conservative, by the way.

                  *ducks*

                • david says:

                  i feel i need to weigh in on this one. inhaleing is the point.

          • Jane St.Clair says:

            I don’t know if you noticed this but… you’re on failblog. Punditkitchen is two to the left. Kthxbai!

          • ShadowL says:

            yes but how many houses do YOU have?

            talk about not answering questions!

  3. farcus says:

    Oh man. Frank and beans!

  4. headhunter says:

    Not convinced that this is a fail until we rule out sarcasm…

  5. MikeW of VA says:

    People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

  6. Buffalo Gal says:

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH! That is AWESOME

  7. Trav says:

    I thought we could just put some water on a spaceship and put it in outerspace.

  8. julie says:

    Was this written by a high ranking member of the Bush administration?

  9. tamoriel says:

    Somehow, I doubt the welfare of this guy’s children will be an issue. Darwin has to be all over this guy like a hobo on a ham sandwich.

  10. Josh says:

    There is no way this isn’t a troll post. I know there are some shockingly stupid people, but this was too perfectly written. If it was an honest post, I say we burn their house down on Christmas to help combat the cold winter weather.

  11. Cereal says:

    Really Frank? *Goes to lower water level*

  12. Wally Ballou says:

    Fool – everyone knows you should DRINK the water.

  13. Joe says:

    Actually, I’d say more like Ability to Recognize Obvious Sarcasm fail.

  14. squizan says:

    Frank will be available for questions after his meds kick in.

  15. Terry says:

    Trolling WIN!

  16. Duffman says:

    Totally trying to be funny, if that person were really that stupid I like to think nature would have unselected him by now.

  17. EtherArcher says:

    The Ecologist inside of me died a little bit after reading that…

  18. Sir Didymus says:

    daaaahhhhhhh, yo ‘k Frank

  19. Guiseppi says:

    Guys, I have a better idea. We should all put ice in the ocean so it freezes and so the water level doesn’t go up!

    • dolt says:

      but ice takes up more space than water

      • L. says:

        We just stack the ice on top of more ice. Duh.

      • MikeW of VA says:

        Physics fail. Ice takes up the same amount of space (provided items aren’t frozen within) as water.

        • raelalt says:

          You fail. Ice has the same amount of mass as in its water form,
          but takes up more space. This is why ice floats on water.

          • MikeW of VA says:

            More physics fail! Ice floats because of A) trapped pockets of air within, and B) the properties of buoyancy.

            • squizan says:

              Oooh cool! A brainiac throwdown!

            • Goody says:

              You might want to do some research on that.

            • Bobston says:

              Water expands when frozen. Period, Mr. Fail. Toss a full bottle of water with the cap on in the freezer, wait a few hours, look at it the burst bottle, and try explain to me that ice takes up the same amount of space as it’s room temperature mass equivalent.

            • TMI Service says:

              Come on, Mike –
              Frozen water molecules (“ice”) from a crystal patten that takes up more space than liquid water molecules do. (Liquid water molecules also tend to “stick” to one another because of their shape has bipolarity — they’re like little magnets.) When something takes up more space means it’s going to be less dense, so ice floats on the comparatively more dense liquid water.

              • raelalt says:

                Now don’t be too hard on Mikey, he still thinks that the Coriolis Effect is responsible for the direction water circulates when the toilet flushes.
                And he’s been staring at that bowl for hours.

                • the pun-isher says:

                  Ice is less dense than water, true, so it floats, also true. Floating objects displace their own weight in water, thus if you take water out of the sea, freez it then put it back in the net change in sea level will be nil, the extra volume of ice is the bit sticking up above the sea.

                • Loz says:

                  You’d be surprised just how many people buy into that myth.
                  It’s one of my life goals to rid the world of that silly faux-science. And poverty.

            • Bran says:

              Another physics fail! There aren’t any trapped pockets of air inside. When water is in its liquid form, the molecules are randomly crammed together. When water freezes, the molecules join together to crate a rigid structure. Since this takes up more space, the ice is less dense than the water and it floats.

              Try to learn seventh-grade science. It’s not that complicated.

            • Anonymous says:

              No, he’s right.
              Buoyancy is an upward force equal to the weight of the water displaced.

              So because the ice’s density is LOWER
              (it has equal mass over larger volume),
              it’s downward force (weight) is less than the weight of the water displaced
              (upward buoyant force).

              American public education fail.

            • bobby says:

              Ha! You suck. Liquid and solid water both contain air. Ice with little air (e.g., icicles and clear ice cubes you see in restaurants) are less dense than liquid water. The densest water is 4 degrees C — density is not proportional to temp like other materials.

              Ha! You suck. Did I mention that already?

              Properties of buoyancy? What the hell does the displacement of water have to do with this?

        • Jack says:

          You FAIL.
          Water expands as it freezes

          • MikeW of VA says:

            In the solid state, at the other extreme, water molecules interact with one another strongly enough to form an ordered crystalline structure, with each oxygen atom collecting the four nearest of its neighbours and arranging them about itself in a rigid lattice. This structure results in a more open assembly, and hence a lower density, than the closely packed assembly of molecules in the liquid phase. For this reason, water is one of the few substances that is actually less dense in solid form than in the liquid state, dropping from 1,000 to 917 kilograms per cubic metre. It is the reason why ice floats rather than sinking, so that, during the winter, it develops as a sheet on the surface of lakes and rivers rather than sinking below the surface and accumulating from the bottom.

            From the Britannica Online Encyclopedia.
            Density isn’t the same as space taken up.
            Mass density is a measure of the mass of a substance per unit volume.

            • Bobston says:

              Doesn’t change the fact that you said, “Ice takes up the same amount of space (provided items aren’t frozen within) as water.”

              • MikeW of VA says:

                If items (such as cavemen, rocks, etc.) are frozen within the ice, then they will add to the total amount of space taken up.

                • Bobston says:

                  Ok, let’s remove the parentheses … “Ice takes up the same amount of space as water.” — Still just as fail.

                • loliepop says:

                  Yeah, that theory is called displacement. You want a cookie, professor??

                • matt says:

                  You fail at noticing the obvious im afraid. FISH?
                  Or have we just gone completelly off subject?

                  Anyway to comment on the physics failures…
                  Mass is different to volume people.
                  The VOLUME of any solid, plasma, vacuum or theoretical object is how much three-dimensional space it occupies.
                  MASS is the amount of matter in an object.
                  Pockets of air? id say thos are negligable otherwise
                  the air would have to have a greater mass than that of the ice to
                  make it float (somehow i think those ice cubes would suck!)
                  Boyancy? OBVIOUSLY maybe you shold research them to see why
                  any object floats (HINT: Its less dense).
                  Density = Mass / Volume
                  MikeW… i dont know what to say you seem to be doing your
                  research but interpreting it all wrong. The volume is greater
                  Ice takes up MORE space. It has the same mass and weight but
                  greater volume.
                  so assuming the mass is teh same if the density increases the
                  volume increases
                  the density of water is 1 gram/cubic centemeter
                  the density of ice is 0.93 grams/cubic centemeter

                  so saying we have a mass of 100 grams
                  ICE
                  0.93 = 100/?
                  0.93x?=100
                  ?=100/0.93=107.526882 L
                  whereas water will obviously equal 1 L i hope i dont have to
                  show that.

                  Can this end that whole debate now?

                  Not to mention that to freeze salt water you’d need to lower the
                  temp of the seas to the freezing point is -294.25 degrees Kelvin.
                  This is when the saltwater is 23.3% salt
                  so that would pretty much get rid of the whole idea of global warming
                  id be more worried about global freezing!

                  I Instantly FAIL for telling my engineering principles tutor that
                  I’d never use this cr*p.

                  Im sure y’all tell me where else i fail

                  • matt says:

                    I also Fail at Kelvin SORRY i meant 230.97 degrees Kelvin

                    • MikeWofVA says:

                      Rest assured, I have learned my lesson, no more posts on this from me. Less dense, but same mass would logically mean more volume. (You said that bit wrong 1/2 way down, but I won’t blame you. The mind probably made you type it before it was fully processed.)

            • TMI Service says:

              You’re being quite dense, Mikey –
              “mass of a substance per unit volume” means “mass of a substance per unit of SPACE TAKEN UP”

              • MikeW of VA says:

                You do realize that density also depends upon pressure and temperature, not size and shape. A ten pound ball can be compressed to a smaller size, yet still contain the same amount of mass.

                • raelalt says:

                  You really have no clue of what your are talking about do you? Just because you can quote statements from a reference book doesn’t prove you understand them. Hell you can’t figure out if they even backup your premise.

                  • Guy Over Yonder says:

                    I think it’s obvious that this guy is trolling, guys. Stop feeding him. :P

                    • raelalt says:

                      Unfortunately not. Read some of his other posts and you will realize he actually is that stubbornly stupid. But at least he is proud of it.

                    • bobby says:

                      Actually, I think he’s serious. His original post may be a double fail because the person he responded to is wrong (*), but Mike’s answer was so poorly written that it was extra special secret wrong.

                      (*) The original post before Mike’s said “but ice takes up more space than water.” Whilte true, ice floating on water only displaces its own weight of water. If you pushed it under the surface, then it would raise the level of the water.

                      The reason ice keeps sea level lower is because a LOT of ice is sitting on top of land, not floating in the ocean.

                • TMI service says:

                  You do realize that you just contradicted yourself — you said:
                  “density also depends upon pressure and temperature, not size and shape .” But if you compress a ten pound ball to a smaller size, that change is shape is precisely what is going to change the density.
                  Density does depend on size and shape; you told us that yourself,
                  with the encyclopedia quote (“density is a measure of the mass of a substance per unit volume” = means mass relative to size and shape).
                  C’mon, Mikey, I’m a southerner, too. You’re making us look like
                  our brains are compressed into small sizes.

                • Eric says:

                  Right. So when water is at 1000 kilograms per cubic metre in liquid form and 917 kilograms per cubic metre in solid form (as you pointed out yourself), if you take 1000 kilograms of water and freeze it, it will now take up more than 1 cubic metre of space because in frozen form, 1 cubic metre will only contain the first 917 kilograms of the water you have.

                  Simply put, water expands as it freezes. You said so yourself, even if you didn’t realize it.

              • wimple says:

                Looks like Mike’s density/volume ratio is far above the norm. Let’s drop him in the ocean.

            • bobby says:

              You dumbass. You just proved that ice is less dense than liquid water. You even said “a lower density” in your post. Ice has lower density than water, and therefore it floats on water. Way to argue with yourself.

              Ha! Did I mention you suck often enough already?

              Did you mean to write, but had no clue how to express it, that a mass of ice floating in water takes up no more space than the same mass of liquid water (since some of it is floating above the surface and a floating object displaces a like mass of water)? If so, just say it!

              “Ice takes up the same amount of space as water.” Ha!

            • Smart guy says:

              Sorry, prety gerl make smart leave brain to make room for horny. Want hump prety gerl and then deliver dissertation on the relative efficacy of brownian motion as it pertains to low energy phase transitions regarding dihidrogen oxide.

        • Goody says:

          Actually, ice is less dense than water – that’s why it floats. As such, a given volume of water when frozen will take up more space as a solid than it did as a liquid. Down to about 4ºC water contracts. Then, as it begins to freeze and crystals start to form the molecules must move apart a bit to ‘fit together’ within the crystal.

          • Yeemaster says:

            What amazes me is that it seems water is the only known
            substance that has a lower density as a solid than it does as a
            liquid. If it didn’t have that property then ice (like most other
            solids) would instead sink to the bottom, leaving the liquid on
            top exposed, which would then be more prone to freezing.
            But instead ice floats, partially insulating the water beneath.

        • AndrewS says:

          Physics fail fail.

          Density of ice is less than water. (therefore takes up more space). look it up.

          • MikeW of VA says:

            Do an experiment. Fill a glass with ice cubes, then pour water in until it is almost overflowing. Let the ice melt and see if there are any changes in the water level.

            • PeterK says:

              Uh… you should take that advice. The water level will fall.

            • TMI Service says:

              Bolston at 11:10 provided the more appropriate and elegant experiment: freeze some water in a closed container — nothing gets added; no air or impurities enter — but the liquid takes up more space as it freezes. We’ve all done it.
              Your statement, “Ice takes up the same amount of space (provided items aren’t frozen within) as water,” is just a mistake.

            • Bobston says:

              Seriously? C’mon now — items displace their own weight in water. So an ice cube is displacing the weight of the water it took to MAKE that ice cube, not the size of the ice cbe. It goes back to density. When the ice melts, you still have the same WEIGHT of water being displaced, thus the level doesn’t change.

              Now the real experiment is, when the ice is melted, put that same glass of water in the freezer and let it freeze. You will apparently be surprised to see that the water is nowhere near the same level and will be well beyond the confines of said cup.

            • goodnplenty says:

              Mike, if you are not trolling, I feel sorry for you. *sigh* But I suppose someone has to flip the burgers in this country.

            • Paradox says:

              Your experiment will prove that the ice cubes actually do take up more space as ice then they do as water. The level of the ice will drop, down to the level of the water…

              Yet Another Epic Fail.

          • lostprophet says:

            Yes we know, dyke.

        • MikeW of VA says:

          Ok y’all are right, I researched it:
          When water freezes, it increases in volume about 9%. The ice then shrinks
          as the temperature decreases. The shrinkage is tiny, about 0.4% going from
          30F to -50F.
          However, I learned something else too:
          Water in the solid phase has normal expansion characteristics (unlike the liquid phase: expanding with cold just before freezing). Ice’s temperature coefficient of expansion is about 50 ppm/degC. This is a positive number, meaning that ice expands with heat and contracts with cold just like almost all other materials.

          From http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/eng99/eng99358.htm
          (Ask A Scientist©, Environmental Earth Science Archive, Argonne National Laboratory, part of the Dept of Energy)

        • lolninja says:

          Taking this way too seriously FAIL!

        • DW says:

          Actually, water expands in ice form. Remedial science FAIL.

      • Jack says:

        Understanding sarcasm FAIL
        (I hope)

      • Anonymous says:

        So if the ice caps melt, shouldn’t the sea level go down?

    • Frank_J says:

      This might work but then we’d have to find a big freezer to make the ice.

  20. radkon says:

    silly man, everyone knows if you boil the water and convert it to steam it really disappears then we don’t have to worry about the sea levels! ;-)

  21. nido says:

    Don’t be stupid. We just gotta nuke the moon.

  22. Pablovirus says:

    That’s a good plan Frank, considering how thousands of ecosystems depend on the actual sea level!

  23. tamoriel says:

    I call dibs on starting the Facebook group “AMAZING new way to combat global warming!!!!1″ based on this idea.

    • Frank_J says:

      Good do it we need to get the word out people.

      • Wha? says:

        Frank, I’ll be honest with you, all drains lead to the ocean.

        While you have good intentions, you need to rethink your strategy, where do you think all sewage and unused water goes to? Not to mention that all water evaporates and cycles all around the world.

  24. LH:] says:

    I’m just gonna go get my bucket.

  25. dolt says:

    i like the bit where it says “i got to thinking”. what i want to know is what did he do to get there?

    • MikeWofVA says:

      How can one apply “I think, therefore I am” to this?

      • dolt says:

        “corgito ergo sum” latin sayings should always be said in latin

        • Ciorna83 says:

          Hmmm. Perhaps there are variant spellings, but I’ve always seen that as “cogito ergo sum”. However, on further reflection, the goldmine of philosophical enquirery in basing one’s existance on the presupposition of Corgis is absolutely deliciously thrilling. I’m sure it would end up in a bloody era of persecution and slaughter between the Pembrokants, championed by John Welshcliffe, and the established Roman Cardigan clergy. Sorry. It’s 3 AM, and my sense of humor is on a bender.

          • fuzz on the concept says:

            methinks thou dost protestant too much sound and furry signifying i do not think therefore i nothing, my dearest benderspeare not shakes it

  26. Gnifewrench says:

    Internet forum fails are weak, silent farts compared to RL stuffs.

  27. yourmomgoestocollege says:

    if you read the post further, Frank also goes on to explain his plan for removing his head from his arse…..fascinating stuff

  28. Bill says:

    If everyone were to actually do this the results would be absolutely catastrophic. I can’t begin to imagine the devastation that much saltwater would do to the infrastructure and environment.

  29. t says:

    Suddenly, “Frankly” gets a new meaning.

  30. Nix says:

    I think this proposal was drafted by President Bush

  31. Kitteh says:

    Wait, is that from the GameFAQS social boards?

    *ashamed to go there now*

  32. Apersondude1 says:

    He gets an “E” for effort

  33. Not Gonna do it says:

    That was so bad, and funny, I’m not even gonna comment on it……….

  34. fuzz on the concept says:

    We could just fill the seas with sponges.

  35. babaloo says:

    Maybe if everyone in the plains spins as they walk, we can reverse the probability of tornadoes too! Don’t know why i never thought of this before!

    Wait. Yeah, i do.

  36. Baris Unver says:

    Adorable. Better idea: We could burn the water so it rains back to the continents!

  37. Ana Pires says:

    Maybe we should drink that water instead?

    (sea water though, in which case our kidneys would stop and we’d die, but at least it wouldn’t be by drowning)

  38. k8 says:

    Dude, this guy’s a genius! And while we’re at it, my sister reads books. Like, a lot of them. And she buys them, reads ‘em once, and then doesn’t do anything with ‘em. She spends, like, over $1000 a year on books. I got to thinking, someone should make, like, a book-rental store, so that way other people can enjoy the books once she’s finished with them, and my sister will save a lot of money. What do you think?

  39. Gellman says:

    Man, I would love to own a bucket store in that world, or at least own a plumbing business. EPIC WIN.

  40. realjuancho says:

    Hes worried about his kids’ furure… Im worried about them now

  41. BC says:

    This is actually a “hahsnow is oblivious to sarcasm” fail.

  42. Angie says:

    Wouldn’t it be easier to just siphon it down the drain?

    Geez, Frank.

  43. George Johnson says:

    This sounds like those morons that want to cool the earth down by turning all the air conditioners outside. Lets just point the cold air outside and cool it off some.

    What utter morons….

  44. Maggie says:

    This was awesome! Absolutely brilliant! This just made my day! Wow! I needed that! This guys should the poster child for birth control!

  45. Ben says:

    Global warming is a fail itself.

  46. DJMEELAR says:

    TWAT!

  47. shinobi says:

    This guy must think that water ceases to exist when he flushes the toilet or takes a shower and the water goes down the drain.

  48. Fritriac says:

    Shenanigans, I call. No single person can be such a dumbass.

  49. Lizard Lava says:

    Methinks Frank aught to learn to swim, and fast!

  50. rodh says:

    OR….you could just swim to the bottom of the ocean and pull the plug!!!

  51. Phelps says:

    Not knowing who Frank J of IMAO is = Epic Fail

  52. Lipstich says:

    This was actually Obama’s idea- along with changing the oil and checking your tires

  53. Converge says:

    ITT: Sarcasm and people who fail to see it

  54. Cooder says:

    If everyone just left their fridge door open for one hour a day, as I do, we could soon get global warming under control, and not have to go to all the trouble of trips to the sink – though it’s probably best to do both, to be on the safe side.

  55. Ivan says:

    There is no such forum post on the internet. This is some sort of fraud.

  56. rosie says:

    If there is a God, “Frank” won’t have children. OH MY GOD, the magnitude of that stupidity is causing me physical pain.

  57. fool says:

    lol.
    what a fool.

  58. Old Joe says:

    Com’on. If you’re gullible enough to pay money to see that pseudo-science flick, you can’t be expected to connect the dots (as feable as they may be constructed) in an intelligent way.

    Double fail.

    Just sayin…

    • raelalt says:

      And if you are dumb enough to not only to be able to determine that this is a intentional joke, but are not even able to read the existing comments that will take your face and shove it into that fact…

  59. Simmo33 says:

    Also, it says “I have a plan to stop global warming!” when in fact it would merely lessen the effects.

  60. shoobeydoobey says:

    frankie…. why o’ya breeeeckin ma haaart?
    Don Corleone… a’mi scuuzi!

  61. cezar says:

    I bet Frank’s mom is Jessica B, and they live in Georegia.

  62. Frank_J says:

    I swear to god that is not me.

  63. Ashley says:

    Please for the love of all that is holy, go on tour with Al Gore!! LOL I would actually pay to sit through one of his boring lectures!

  64. Baro says:

    Nah, unless you live in the Nederlands, there’s no problem. Once the sea starts to rise, The nederlands will sink, and untill it’s fully filled, the water won’t rise anywhere else.

  65. Alisa says:

    Either this guy is seriously joking or it’s just more proof that stupid people shouldn’t breed!

  66. Rene says:

    Al Gore can suck that =D

  67. Shadow says:

    Hahaha!!!! Just found another global-warming-ignorant idiot online. Loz, look at this at your own risk. Either your head will explode, or you will have a field day :-D .

    http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/759564/1

    To everyone else, I guarantee, by the end of this thread, you will be in tears :-) . I actually participated in this thread a little (I am the person called “Insanimaster471″ :-P . Enjoy.

    • MikeWofVA says:

      Oww my english! Don’t tell the Grammar Police or Newgrounds will close down due to public health concers. Dang global worming.

  68. Dustin says:

    Frank is Republican.

    • Ashley says:

      Umm… Republicans arent that stupid. Sorry. Besides that, most republicans believe Global Warming is a giant hoax…

  69. Dustin says:

    Seriously…..Frank is Republican.

  70. Mr. Shiny says:

    I know a guy named Frank J…

  71. Darth Tepest says:

    Brilliant idea, but what if the rain comes?

    • fuzz on the concept says:

      OMG … i didn’t even think of that …
      ____

      Long as I remember the rain been comin’ down.
      Clouds of mystry pourin’ confusion on the ground.
      Good men through the ages, tryin’ to find the sun;
      And I wonder, still I wonder, who’ll stop the rain?

    • Frank_J says:

      Two buckets to make up for it.

  72. diandra128 says:

    OMFG…no one is really that stupid are they?

  73. Anonymous says:

    Go Team Retard!

  74. Steve says:

    This makes me hurt inside.

  75. raelalt says:

    I don’t understand what all the concern is about regarding Global Worming. Sure it’s embarrassing and all, and I suppose it may cause some itching but really is it worth all the fuss? Besides, it can’t be too hard to come up with some sort of Global De-Worming technique. I mean my cat had it done and it was pretty easy and it got rid of those nasty worms no problem. And he’s one surly feline with an attitude problem.

  76. Shadow says:

    Were you not talking about the link I posted?
    Oh… *ahem*…
    My bad :-\

  77. velvetine says:

    Yeah… and the flushed water goes to a magic world were they haven’t any problem of global warming… him must be a brillian nuclear physicist… ¬¬

  78. jomarthegreat1 says:

    this is so full of fail that it makes me ashamed to be a part of the human race.

  79. playerLOL says:

    Almost made it to the hall of epic fail.

  80. Cary says:

    What are you thinking Frank? You have to be the most stupid person I’ve ever heard from!!!! Your more retarded then this presidential campaign!!!!!!

    • Frank_J says:

      What are you thinking Frank? You have to be the most stupid person I’ve ever heard from! You’re more retarded than this presidential campaign!

      I fixed your spelling and grammar. :)

  81. anon says:

    america has so many retarded people. lol

  82. Mina says:

    I laughed SOOO hard at this one….XD Even better yet, the banner ad below is for global warming! Hahahahaha

  83. Aiia says:

    Please tell me this guy is joking. Please. People cannot be this dumb.

  84. Christian says:

    Let me guess: A McCain supporter?

  85. dwek says:

    he is serious! :]

  86. JoshK says:

    OO man.. thats great.

  87. Vernunft says:

    Al Gore’s logic checks out. Let’s do this.

  88. landeau says:

    Everyone knows that all water sent down drains go to landfills! :P

  89. Phaelin says:

    It’s probably been said, but… He failed when he said he was watching an Inconvenient Truth.

  90. Just Wondering says:

    Oh dear lord. I am so scared. I reminds me of the time the my class was watching ‘Dances with Wolves,’ and suddenly said “So do the horses eat the buffalo?” Or the senior in High School who honestly thought that the USA went to war with Pakistan during the Revolutionary war. I hate my school.

  91. sou says:

    バケツで海水を汲んで、台所に流すw

  92. dolt says:

    i have a better idea we could take all the fish out of the sea then the sea level would get lower AND we could eat them … hang on a minute … what’s that joe? … oh right… aparently we already did that … my bad

  93. badabada says:

    how about everyone take a bucket a day to make ice then we all fedex it to the Antarctica?

  94. Me says:

    Actually, the levelling of the sea floor reinded me of Narnia 2! :)

  95. YvesPaul says:

    It’s brilliant. I LOVE!!!

    Is it a new trend where people are typing things like that so they can be on this site?

    • Frank_J says:

      I’ve only just heard of this site when a friend linked it me. I’m proud that my shitty joke go so much attention lol

  96. b3rk says:

    Wouldn’t it be better if we all just got buckets of dirt… like… from the desert… then dumped them under our houses? Then we could raise the LAND LEVEL!

  97. dolt says:

    seems he doesnt know when to use apostrophes

  98. chole says:

    this man is a fricken genius. next al gore ftw

  99. ghouck says:

    Crocop by LHK!!!

  100. rrr says:

    This is not serious. He is just joking. There is no way one can be that stupid.

  101. Josh says:

    oh wow
    you fail so hard

  102. steve says:

    al gore u better be listening!!!!!

  103. Fraggie says:

    This guy’s a genius.

  104. gnr4life94 says:

    in the slightly altered words of Stewie Griffin, “are his parents brother and sister?”.

  105. Bill Gama says:

    Good thing every sink is connected to a black hole that will send the water to another dimension.

  106. CJ Tha Kid says:

    why didn’t I think of this before??!?!?!

    |the kid|

  107. ghouck says:

    This could work!

  108. Daniel says:

    and…?

  109. Apoch says:

    This looks like it was taken from the GameFAQs.com web site by the design of the forum pages. I’m a frequent user there and have come to realize that ANYTHING from that site cannot be taken seriously. We’re all a collective of users who have nothing better to do then play video games, drink energy drinks, make prank calls to our friend’s hot sister(s), and post random, senseless crap on the forum to either belittle, embarass (ourselves or another individual of the collective), insult, or flat out confuse those who consider themselves smarter then us. So, if this truly was taken from that site, then this image is truly a fail in it’s self for a failure to realize obvious sarcasm.

  110. Sweden_just_better. says:

    Mr clever guy! Frank got the solution in his bucket!

  111. yup says:

    funny.. but he seems he might be mentally challenged so best not to make fun on my part

  112. Rhia says:

    ok so at the end of the sink, there is a black hole, where all the water will vanish.

  113. truffuls says:

    Holy Crap, that might be my X! The first name and last initial match, as does the retarded garble that fell out of his mouth!

  114. Ivan says:

    Here’s plan c

    We build one humongous dam on a piece of land that no one wants to be in. Canada will do. Then we fill it with the water, and then we never use it.

  115. I agree! Everybody knows that the way to lower the sea level is to take a bucket of seawater and dump it on the ground so it evaporates. If you pour it down the sink, it stays in liquid form and returns to the sea. We need to take the water from the ocean and help make the sun make it go away.

  116. who cares says:

    U.S. educational system FAIL.

  117. Angel says:

    I bet Frank’s an American. :)

  118. Kitty says:

    Amazing…

  119. bootymaster says:

    is he american?

  120. Nick says:

    Ah, good ol’ GameFAQs.

    Home of the rejects of the internet (besides 4Chan I mean).

  121. PloKoon13 says:

    Well this guy is on GameFAQs… so I’d guess he’s not being massively serious.

  122. Kelley says:

    GOD BLESS AMERICA!

  123. ThatBum says:

    Well, my sink drain empties into a quantum singularity…so…works for me!

  124. Molly says:

    … wow… is this dude serious!??

  125. sinking bear says:

    well i think u shoud fill the dead sea and death valley with water and all low level areas that should keep the seas from rising or beter yet just dont build on ground that is below 30 foot from sea level new orleans will be the first major city to be clasified as a modern day atlantis in the not so distant future fast food is going to take off with rising energy prices that means humans will be farting allot more releasing alot more methane more big mack atacks means more cows grasiing the grass lands and releasing more farts and dont forget about all the pets farting i have a labordor and it farts all the time and it stinks up the whole room so dont forget about all the small things they add up to higher ocean levels so plant trees now or we all will be in a big stinking mess in the not so distant future if the future smells like my labordors farts i dont want to live in the future wake up world and smell the coffie and start doing somthing for the planet or we will all go out in a big smelly puff

  126. Bergman says:

    Cheesy Kevin Costner movies aside, the planet is a rather large place. If every scrap of ice on Earth were to melt, know how much sea levels would rise? Only 300 feet. This would be catastrophic for Los Angeles or Miami. But while it would re-draw coastlines, there’s plenty of places that would remain above water. I live about 450 feet above sea level. Most of the state of Colorado is at least five THOUSAND feet above sea level.

  127. a guy says:

    LOL! this started out as a plan to stop a guy living near the ocean from drowning, and now look where we are!

  128. Saito says:

    ROFL It’s BRILLIANTFAIL.

  129. Frenchesin says:

    thats got to be more than epic fail x infinity

  130. haha! says:

    I have a better idea! Let’s build a giant ladder to the sun, and then we can make a bunch of space-trained monkies take buckets to the top and they can dump it on to the sun’s surface, where it will be instantly broken down into elementry particles, just a little less water for the universe to deal with!! We must think in terms of the long run, we can’t let the galaxy get flooded with too much water, it might cause galactic warming…
    How to build the ladder – use monkies.
    Where to get all the buckets – from generous, donating walruses
    How to keep the monkies from burning up – give them sunscreen, duh!!!
    What to make the ladder out of – plastic, since it’s not flammable
    What kind of monkies to use – Smart ones

  131. Taylor says:

    Finally, a use for my wormhole sink!

  132. divaofpanic20 says:

    What an Idiot.

  133. woot says:

    I´m on it!

  134. etr says:

    the ocean is now suspected of having and/or being a weapon of mass destruction. i feel a preemptive strike rising.

  135. PeaceUpHippiesDown says:

    Is there any better proof that global warming and all of the kool-aid drinkers are dumber than the average rock?

  136. JUSTINCREDIBLE! says:

    an easier way would be to drink all of the water!

  137. Sammie says:

    Ok, if that was his idea, I’m kinda hoping the sea level DOES rise and he drowns. Morbid, but true.

  138. NewandNervous says:

    JUSTY, don’t forget Pixar’s veiw! “ALL drains lead to the ocean” So that includes the louve!!!

  139. Jennifer says:

    …What…the hell…The world has officially gone to the retarded side…

  140. Anima_WP says:

    There’s actually a guy who thinks like this?!
    where does he think all the water from our sinks and toilets go finally?
    into the sea! what an idiot this guy is
    i saw the BBS link, it was hilarious

  141. PhotoGuy27 says:

    I’ve been dumping sea water down the sink for weeks. Maybe if you guys would get off your duffs and help out we could make an impact… SAVE FRANK 2009!

  142. Idiot says:

    I dont know about your drain, but my sink does not end in a black hole.

  143. Cherry Mortimer says:

    I think I just died from the stupidity. Anyone with half a brain knows this: ALL WATER ENDS RIGHT BACK IN THE OCEAN!!!

  144. failureitself says:

    Message to the guy who wrote this:

    YOU, MY FRIEND, DESERVE TO GET A PUNCH UP THE BRACKET YOU RETARDED RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  145. Jason K says:

    Al Gore invented global warming right after teh interwebs.

  146. Baller says:

    hahaahahaha, you just can’t make this shit up.

  147. Serenity says:

    And if that doesn’t work, then get everyone in the world to drink two litres of water per day – that should keep the water levels down…

  148. Sean says:

    Wow. Somebody kill this guy before the “sea level” gets him.

  149. Matt says:

    Frank I have an idea for you. If you live close to that close to the ocean you should get a hose. Put one end in the ocean and the other end in the near by storm drain. Suck on the end that will be going into the storm drain until the sea water comes out and let the siphon effect work until the ocean is empty. >.> R-Tard

  150. Dean says:

    The best part was “…so i got to thinking…”

  151. Saito says:

    This is my favorite fail, why did Frank_J do this to himself? “All drains lead to the ocean”…

  152. lowdegger says:

    Detect satire fail?

  153. Reika says:

    The inconvenient truth is that people really are this stupid.

  154. emerdean says:

    epic. fail.

    that is all

    gooday to all

  155. anna says:

    What a wonderfull idea!

  156. Ari says:

    This guy is truly an idiot.
    American much?

  157. Thor says:

    i’ll go grab a bucket right now

  158. John says:

    This is the best fail EVER!!!!
    His grammar is incorrect, too.
    This is the ultimate high school drop-out fail.

  159. muepsilongamma says:

    lake michigan’s water level has dropped over the years. happily, it did rise a bit since last year. i remember being able to swim in it when i was a toddler, but last year i could walk over all the rocks that surfaced from the drop in the water level (but not before trudging through 3 feet of weeds). but just this past july, the rocks were covered by ankle-deep water. must be good old Frank pouring buckets of water down the sink…

  160. muepsilongamma says:

    and why in the world does EVERY failblog picture have a few good comments and then it all turns in to political arguing and shit?

  161. Odd pic says:

    There was an ad for the Discovery Channel’s “Drain the Ocean” show just under this one. EPIC WIN

  162. Bruce the Defiler says:

    Frank should take a bucket of sea water and drown himself in it!

  163. Kalipto says:

    shouldn’t that be human intelligence fail

  164. Crys says:

    My solution:

    Problem 1 There is not enough freshwater.

    Problem 2 The icebergs conveniently made out of freshwater are going to melt and flood the world.

    …. Why aren’t we finding a way to transport the ice burgs to the places that need the fresh water?

  165. SCHOLER says:

    that is the most genious idea i have ever seen, i would no, i’m a scholer, but that’s the best sulution i’ve ever see

  166. Drew says:

    I believe Frank is a primary school drop out, HOWEVEr, his theory may hold if instead of pouring the water down the sink, we all put a bucket in the freezer and freeze the water! Lets all do that and see if we can save the world!

  167. BeretsAreSexy says:

    LOL, logic fail!

    One bucket of water from everyone who lives near the ocean wouldn’t do shit to the sea level! And even if it did, you don’t pour it down the drain!

  168. :D says:

    guys ths is a god idae it wold work!!1!

  169. Alicia Meyer says:

    Global Warming and Climate Change is the biggest environmental issue that we face these days. the long term effects of these environmental changes to a nations economy is quite damaging. there would be a shortage in food supply as well as on water supply too.

  170. rickCa says:

    Really dont understand how sewerage works :(

  171. Octavio says:

    That guy must be of the United states of course, to have such a level of intelligence.

  172. Kristine says:

    Yes we can “:D


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