Global Warming Fail

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I was watching inconvenient truth the other day and theres the bit where it shows the sea level rising really high and flooding most of the world. Well i live near the sea, and don’t want to drown, so i got to thinking. Maybe if we lower the sea level a bit, when the water level rises then it won’t rise high enough to flood.
Anyway, heres the plan. Everyone who can should take a bucket of sea water and pour it down the sink. If lots of people put the effort in, we could lower the sea level substantially and create a better world for our children to live
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Is this the same Frank?
ROFLOL. There is so much wrong with that I don’t know where to start. That “Frank” is either A. Trying to be funny or B. A complete dumb-ass/elementary school drop out.
Its great that when you pour water down the sink it doesn’t make its way back to the ocean - wonder where it goes? I should ask Frank, bet he knows.
According to Pixar, all drains lead to the ocean!
Don’t let Frank J know that…
OMG but where would the fish live!
lol this is unbelievable, gotta be a joke.
I bet the center of the earth is really water, not lava!!
But wait… that means the sinks are stealing our earth’s water supply!! D:
What kind of a demon would create such an invention?
Perhaps a global domination scheme a couple decades in the process…
I have been spending thousands of dollars of the taxpayers’ money to study this problem.
Finding Nemo WIN!
you gotta nuke the water. duh.
We’re already planning to allocate those nukes to the eastern supercontinent. We don’t have any moars.
Awz :[
the scariest thing is that this person can and probably will reproduce.
Most likely already has reproduced. Contraceptives are against God’s will, as is Education, other faiths, and anyone who has more than one neuron…
Have you ever pondered abstinance? It works 99.99(etc.)% of the time!
Contraceptives can (and do) fail.
And avoid whatever mickey’s mom used. It obviously doesn’t work.
Glad to see you survived Roe v. Wade
Looks like Frank_J and Jessica B (from “Georgia”) have some things in common.
Trolls of a feather…
… blahg together!
horrible
Someone may have stolen this idea from Obama. Ask, and you won’t get a straight answer!
Keep ‘em coming, Mike. It’s posts like these that aid the Democrat, in demonstrating the failed wits of many who oppose him.
All I ask for is a concise answer. Yes or no, then the reasons why. I already know the issue, I want to know whether he is for it, or aginst it. Leave the philosophy for the philosophers, most of us want to know where a person stands on X issue.
If you think the complex issues a president has to deal with can be simplified that easily, you clearly have no concept of what the job requires.
Obviously nothing is cut and dry, but I want to know where one stands in a concise way, then I want to why that person decided in that direction. Some things, however, are clear. For example, I have yet to meet one medical professional who says that life does not begin at conception. Obama did not say where life begins. He stated it is above his pay grade after much dancing around the issue.
you mean “against” right?
No, Mikey of Virginia means “aginst”. Something to do with the gap between his front teeth.
Yes, thank you.
McCain: “I don’t believe we’re headed into a recession.”
McCain: “I’m going to be honest: I know a lot less about economics than I do about military and foreign policy issues. I still need to be educated.”
McCain: “Make it a hundred (years in Iraq)…That would be fine with me.”
McCain: “It’s not social issues I care about.”
McCain: “F**k you! I know more about (immigration) than anyone else in the room.”
At least we sort of know where he stands…
Relevance fail.
However, I did like (and agree with) your comment anyway.
EPIC WIN
That should get burn of the week.
“Three words: Vice President Oprah” –the #1 item from Barack Obama’s Top Ten Campaign Promises
“Look, when I was a kid, I inhaled frequently. That was the point.”
“I figure there’s nowhere to go from here but down. So tonight, I’m announcing my retirement from the United States Senate.”
“Let me introduce to you the next President — the next Vice President of the United States of America, Joe Biden.”
“On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes — and I see many of them in the audience here today — our sense of patriotism is particularly strong.”
“I’ve now been in 57 states — I think one left to go.”
“The point I was making was not that Grandmother harbors any racial animosity. She doesn’t. But she is a typical white person, who, if she sees somebody on the street that she doesn’t know, you know, there’s a reaction that’s been bred in our experiences that don’t go away and that sometimes come out in the wrong way, and that’s just the nature of race in our society.”
Oh man. Frank and beans!
Hahah. Nice.
Not convinced that this is a fail until we rule out sarcasm…
Same. There are people stupid enough to actually think of this, but hopefully they would have forgotten to breathe by now.
It’s actually shocking how many people are taking that post for face value.
I’m pretty sure it’s a joke. Nobody this stupid could possibly use the word “substantially” correctly.
agree.
People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.
Anchorman reference WIN!
Yeah, well, I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
Guild Wars much?
Judging by MikeW’s later posts, the doctor was right.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH! That is AWESOME
I thought we could just put some water on a spaceship and put it in outerspace.
i thought we cold just catapult our pollution into space
could not cold
Actually I’m freezing.
I lol’d
just don’t go expanding on this temperature thing … we’ve enough problems with Mike’s density a few posts down …
now I lol’d
Omggg, you’ve like solved global warming.
Anyways, here’s the plan…
I was actually wondering that myself. So if we keep sending astronaughts into the space station, and they keep flushing their waste into space, that’s the only way the earth would loose water.
But in the same fashion, any comets that enter earth’s atmosphere and melt add to the water level.
So unless at some point we have thousands of astronauts peeing in space then…
Ya know, I don’t want to finish that train of though.
Actually, whatever remains in orbit around the planet will eventually fall right back into the planet. In fact, the Earth accretes several metric tons of dust every year.
I will
I’m pretty sure the pollution from all those shuttle launches would offset any benefit we might get from getting rid of water…
Was this written by a high ranking member of the Bush administration?
No Hollywood enviromentalists
LOL MikeW FTW!
enviroNmentalists btw
Thank you. My sleep deprivation must be getting to me…
No, Bush administration.
Hollywood environmentalists are a whole lot more elaborate in their schemes.