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Jesus saves though, so that crash won’t lose any data
*Jesus saves so that crash won’t lose any data*
Thank you for your kind attempt to alter the meaning of my post. I regret to inform you that I did not intend to infer that the purpose behind Jesus’ saving was to prevent this one occurrence resulting in data loss.
Editors! You get what you pay for. I paid nothing, encountered a random unsolicited one on the Internet, and (judging from the avatar icon) what I got was Corky.
Now that is what I call a comment win.
BUSTED!!!
BotW Nomination
Damn!
seconded!
thirded!
fourthed!
eightheded!
Mouse, if you want to sound clever, you need to learn what ‘infer’ means. The word you should have used is ‘imply’.
How is it that you feel they differ in this context?
Infer is what a reader understands from words. Imply is what the writer of said words intended to mean.
What if I wanted to sound pedantic and pretentious? Should I learn to practice perfection before presuming to point out the performance problems of other people, perhaps?
Actually, “infer” applies, also. And alliteration is appropriate as an illustrative example of educated elocution.
Which is a long winded way of saying “that was pretty cool, here let me try”/.
I lol’d
full far from phantasy and feigned falsehood formed in phantom, then lyst love live and learn for to play …
I believe that is exactly what Jesus asked you to do, yes.
First stone and all that.
that was hilarious until talonsofpeace came along and ruined it.
It’s still funny, now grammatically and punctuationaly correct as well.
welcum turist… we spik english..!!
Respect are language!
Welcome to our hotel. Feel free to take advantage of the maid’s services any time.
*ahem*…!!!
Well it’s about time you got here. You’re wanted in room 7-B.
i have a booking on the room number 40-DD
guide me to my room please… many thankies..
I’m afraid the only one available is 30AA. Enjoy!
YES, that dude freaks me out.
Jesus may save but Buddha does incremental backups.
ahaha that’s great
Buddha also existed, so he wins all round.
“I am nowhere a somewhatness for anyone.” ~ The Buddha
You should make a book:
Fuzz on Quotations
By Fuzz on the concept
Jesus saves, C. Ronaldo scores on the rebound!
no, Ronaldo dives.
The workers slave the rich get more!
jesus saves! he passes to noah! noah scores!
Bur! xD
jesus fails!
a bit like he saved the skydiver from a crash
aahah best post ever
*thumbs up*
Best firstpost I’ve seen.
Jesus saves, but real gamers play through at once.
Jesus may be real but he got killed by his own people lol
so he got owned
But god is fake
jesus saves…
moses invests.
+1 for microsoft
and first ftw
Epic failz
youz iz teh 2ndz
internet lag = fail on me
Isn’t that an Aha! song?
Fail on me! (Fail on me!)
Fail me on! (Fail on me!)
I’ll be burned…in a comment or two!
“Fail me on!“?
Yeah, thepowerofblue is right…
Original is:
“Take on me, take me on
I’ll be gone
In a day or two”
Art, welcome to the Department of Redundancy Department, Art. You come highly recommended from Capt. Obvious. Give him our regards to him…
Hehe win!
I say it’s “Big Brother and the Holding Company (Janis Joplin):
.
Fail on me, Fail on me,
Looks like everybody,
In this whole fail blog is,
Fail on me.
.
(as raelalt show his age)
I say it’s R.E.M.:
.
“Fall on me (if it’s there for long) (it’s gonna fall).”
.
[might be better suited for the Fairy Fail thread]
I say it’s “No Good” by BB King:
“my memory don’t fail on me, baby,
You know I’ll remember the day you left,
Yeah, my memory don’t fail on me, baby…”
[this one would be better on the Spelling Bee Fail thread...]
Um….name change post. Nothing to see here…move along…
someone just lost their maidenhead
*congratulates*
Oh dear…I do believe I’ve just been deflowered.
I believe it’s actually a Duran Duran tune:
“Faaaaail oooooon meeeeee!!!
Faaaaail meeee oooon!!!
Faaaaail ooooon meeee!! oooEeeowwoeee!!
Sounds suspiciously like the Aha song mentioned above…
… and out of tune.
How can typing be out of tune?
When the printer cartridge runs out of tuner.
It also kinda sounds like the R.E.M. song “Fall On Me”
More like stupidity in trying to be first = fail on you.
Moron.
Fail me once, shame on… shame on.. you. Fool me a second time… *fades out*
…well we won’t get failed again.
Who?
Yes.
In a Roundabout sort of way.
*raises fist to the blood-red sunset, standing in a patch of dirt and clutching a dictionary*
As god as my witness, I’ll never be failed again!
Close to edgy — sounding good, raelalt.
Poor old Dubya.
Yep, pretty soon he’ll be nothing but just another letter in the alphabet.
*Epic Fail.
You are second.*
Since when being second to claim ‘first’ is such an _epic_ fail? Hell, I’d do it just for the epic of it! Not to mention that being first tu claim ‘first’ makes you somewhat of a looser…
I was merely correcting his spelling.
a looser what? looser cannon? looser morals? looser pants? i think you might want “tu” better explain for the people. for the record, ‘u’ isn’t even next to’o’.
Reaver was the first to claim first. Mouse was not only the real first but also had a witty comment. Mouse wins the big penis contest this round.
I win a big penis! Where will I put it?
Here! Here!
wait, so windows crashes, and you +1 microsoft?
I believe it’s called sarcasm.
FIRST!
Oh and… is that another Vista error?
Now I just don’t feel the love… I didn’t click add comment in time.
Is that the reason for Jesus? Disillusionment?
Jesus saw the sign, and it opened up his eyes he saw the sign.
Sure we’re talking about Jesus and not the Doomsday Believers who are forever seeing the “signs”?
The sign said, “Long-haired freaky people need not apply.”
Yeah, just ask Alice, when she’s ten feet tall.
Step right in, it’s around the back.
Just a half a mile from the rail road track.
De do do do, de da da da is all I want to say to you.
Fee-ee-ee-eed my eyes. Now you’ve sewn them shut…
/me sobs at losing Layne Staley.
“/me”? This isn’t Aseco, my friend.
Alice turnaround: WIN.
ace of base?
Ass of bass, maybe
*high five* Glad someone got it.
everyone age 25-30 got that….
we just didn’t thin kit was that clever…sorry, you fail
*think it
I liked it better the other way.
Me, too, also.
*sticks tongue out at Loz*
I lel’d (laughed extremely loud).
Hahaha, nice one. Is the ‘also’ really necessary though?
It’s a Dragonism.
Sounds kinky…
Sounds hawt…
All your bass are belong to the nineties.
definitely not Vista – this is Cardiff in Wales way before Vista – possibly even pre-XP!
If it’s Windows ME, nothing would surprise me though…
Psht. Nothing to do with Windows. It’s a Torchwood issue. Jack must’ve been having some fun with Ianto…
Isn’t he always?
Hell no, that place has been an Orange Shop for longer than Vasta has existed
(and the sign is still b0rked)
So jesus is the reason Vista sucks… must be a new Mac add
Bill Gates turns his evil glasses to the last consumer group: Christians.
Vista is HELL to use after all…
And some say Bill Gates did a deal with the devil…
Which was every time Vista crashed, profits went up by 300%
Here’s the problem. Since it is obvious that Jesus is using Windows from this, when you die, and they try and pull up your records to decide which way you go, the computer will crash, and so the devil will get screwed and get no souls.
or all of them
you know they upgraded a really smart computer from XP to vista but then it downgraded itself because it realised XP was faster, more compatible and generally better
and then they upgraded it again to Linux because they realized its faster and generally better than XP.
XP is still considered an upgrade form Vista.
Sadly, that Comment is about 2 years too late, Vista is now more
compatible with current hardware, and it is also faster than XP ):
That may well be true, but the common perception has been irreparably tainted by its earlier failures. Now it is just an embarrassment for Microsoft that they are trying to contain until they can get Windows 7 released.
2 years? holy shnike! What a horrid adoption rate for 2 years in…
[Loz]
ad*
[/Loz]
Jesus would use Linux. He’s the hippie, open source type. Even though he knows it sucks.
No, Mac didn’t ADD it. However, it might be a Mac advertisement which, when truncated, is “ad”.
Wait… Jesus is responsible for the errors on my computer? Curse you villain!
Yes. Jesus is the reason your computer fails and why you fail. Your failure is written in the Book Of Fate. Looks like you’re going to have to stop letting him download all that porn onto your hard drive and find someone more technologically compatible, like Buddha or Wakan Tanka. WT is a certified IT tech who works for the Geek Squad.
I can proudly say all the people above me who said it’s Vista are complete – retards -
You can clearly make out the W98 from the theme and icons.
And the humor that it’s a simply poking fun at the ineptitude of any windows platform is obviously lost on some.
Concured.
Roll that felon around in some salt, and…oh, whatever. You spelled a word wrong on the inturdnets. Nyah nyah nyah!
Vista may have some flaws but it’s service pack is heaven
I think that’s the first time I’ve ever seen Vista defended. After all, there are so many sites about upgrading to XP on the internet.
complete with brainwashing media, apparently – Bill Gates must be so proud!
*it’s simply poking…*
*its service pack…*
It could also be 2000 or XP with an old style smarty.
It’s more 95, the titlebar doesn’t have a gradient.
And yes, I’m a life fail.
Admitting you have a problem is the first step towards recovery.
Once again Windows shuts down an innocent program just for generating errors. In that situation a Mac would behave quite differently. It would.. er, well it would do something cool. And expensive.
LOL, it would probably punish you by making you go to the local Starsucks and order a Half-Caf Double Short Vanilla Half Soy Half Breve extra hot WITH NO WHIPPED CREAM!
Moar like Windowz FAIL
Yar like OMG ROFL LOL LOLOLOLOLOLOL
BondFan is not responding. Report this problem to Microsoft?
*click*
Thank you for reporting this nutjob to Microsoft.
Windows = Fail.
Thats not correct.
It is supposed to be (Microsoft’s Products) x 2 = Fail^(Time of use)
Are you one of those Verizon people?
Actually, to be mathematically correct, and to have one side as a single value, it would be:
Microsoft’s Products = (Fail^(Time of Use))
Wow, this is Cardiff city centre and I’m amazed that this screen was working for even a few seconds. It usually gives the public a wonderful view of the blue screen of death..
It’s so bizarrely placed… and small and seemingly pointless. Wales’ attempt at recreating Times Square?
Torchwood conspiracy.
LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
I wonder if the same idiots who think Jebus miraculously appears in grilled cheese sandwiches and freeway underpass salt stains will take this as a sign that Jebus FAILS?
I think you’re on to something there, ben.
Yeah me too…
Because now I’m hungry for a Grilled Cheese with Jesus.
welcome to the intertubes, the dark cave of atheism and religion bashers.
Thank you! I fit right in!
It’s a tough job, but we do it well.
how is it religion bashing to call people who worship grilled cheese Jebuses the idiots they are?
for some reason it’s OK to bash your religion in the name of saying mine is right and yours is wrong, but point out that they’re all equally idiotic and somehow you’re in the “dark cave of atheism”
the interwebs are a series of TUBES. hence, caves, mr. defensive douchenozzle. no insult inferred. also, you’re mom’s basement can be considered a cave.
*looking around worried*
*wonders where the grammer nazis are*
*feels alone and grammatically violated*
*comes to annabellie’s rescue*
your* YOUR! GODDAMNIT!
(Oh and annabellie, it’s ‘grammar’.)
only an idiotic fool would suggest that religions are “all equally idiotic”
I believe the correct term is grilled cheebus.
Make that “grilled cheebus sammich”.
I’ll have a grilled cheebus with a side of crucifries.
Would you a Messoda with that?
(I tried).
would you like a*
No, but I’ll have hot cross buns for dessert.
And a glass of Godberry – King of the Juice!
When God gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD.
a lemon is a wonder
“hot cross buns”
.
So many possibilities…
Now I’m last!
Nope. Still Fail.
If at first you don’t succeed, fail, fail again.
Shouldn’t that be “if at first you don’t fail, fail, fail again”?
Nope. Still don’t succeed.
somebody noticed it’s photoshopped already?
you’re FIRST!
Jesus is the reason for the v-sign? Huh, well his mom was a virgin.
Or maybe he invented the peace sign?
Hippies like Jesus, I think.
They kinda look like him, except less clean.
Well, I was thinking of the beards, long hair, etc.
Some people say Jesus was an ancient hippy!
well id say Brian was closer. I mean at least he always looked on the bright side of life, Jesus just bitched to his dad.
::whistle::
wow, you all base your image of jesus from a picture in a kid’s bible? buncha tools.
You should have turned right, instead of left, at alt.biblethumpers.no-humor.
No…I base MY image of jeebuz from the nifty light switch plate FAIL. Duh.
Turn jeebuz on kids! *snort*
ew!
is that your url?
epic comeback fail.
Jesus was way cool.
…Which proves the connection between hippies and Jesus.
I’m serious.
It’s possible to be serious in all this?
:[
You give it a good shot though
*poke*
Do not laugh at the sign! We are serious! :[
He’d have been really cool if he wore tie dye.
And put flowers around soldiers’ javelins.
I wonder if Jesus danced like a Deadhead?
Y’all blasphemers are goin’ straight to hell I tells ya!
Dat’s ok, I’ll be so busy shakin’ hands with all my friends I won’t even notice the heat.
I want one of the inner circles. That’s where all the really cool people are.
Sorry but the center of hell is reserved for
child-rapers, genocidal manics, and lawyers.
… And people who drive too slow in the fast lane.
There’s an online quiz you can take to see in which circle of
hell you will land.
I always end up in the…erm…second level.
Really? Linky linky, please.
Google “Quiz circle of hell” and it’s the “Dante’s Inferno Test” quiz.
Please post your results.
Hehe that’s awesome.
My results:
The Dante’s Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell – Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Low
Level 1 – Limbo | High
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 – The City of Dis | Moderate
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 – Cocytus | Low
And the description for my level:
Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief’s abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
That’s not a bad price to pay for fun B-)
Sorry, Dragon, you’re going to be in Hell without my sparkling sense of humor to keep you company. *blows kisses*
Damn. Well, unless you start sinning some more, I’m going to be all lustful in my second circle without you!
I also took the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz:
Your sin has been measured. You have committed many sins, but Sloth is the mortal sin that has done you in. Just below, discover your full sinful breakdown and learn what it is about you that codemns you to hell.
Greed:Medium
Gluttony:Low
Wrath:Low
Sloth:High
Envy:Very Low
Lust:Very Low
Pride:High
Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz
I’m the whiny, pissy one. Go figure.
Child rapers are bad.
Really? Do I need to standing in line to be smote or does He makes housecalls?
He did wear tie dye, iffen you consider being covered head to foot in His own blood tie dye.
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
I’m Buddhist, and I am deeply impressed by the wit and profundity of the historical Jesus (i.e., before the Greco-Roman mystery religions outlook made him into an avatar). Recommended readings:
~ Meeting Jesus Again for the First Time, Marcus Borg
~ Jesus: A Revolutionary Biography, John Crossan
~ The Five Gospels, members of the Jesus Seminar
Too bad there was nobody to say ‘This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down’ back when the crusaders, conquistadores and others like them were running their malware applications claiming to serve Jesus
So is that a Catholic or Anglican fail?
Both, I think.
I’ve got a great idea for a Spanish Inquisition error message:
“This heretic is not responding. Do you want to burn this heretic, report him to the Cardinal, or wait till he responds, then burn him at the stake?”
I wasn’t expecting a Spanish Inquisition error message.
You deserve a fish-slapping dance.
Or the comfy chair, bwahahaha!
Or the SOFT CUSHIONS!
NOBODY expects etc etc
Nobody expects a soviet russia comment?
In Soviet Russia, Windows fatal error closes you! (Sorry, I had to)
WOW! I never saw that comming. It was like a slap to the face. BAM!
Coming*
*slaps just4 in the face*
*looks around*
HEY! Where’s my herring??
Sounds like you need a herring aide.
Pun WIN!
We were warned against communist fish, but it turned out to be a red herring.
That’s because no one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
You mean Catholic or Protestant.
Anglican is only one of many Protestant denominations.
Don’t forget the Orthodox — they were long the more educated and cultured part of Christendom, before much of their part of the world experienced the advent of Islam (and they also suffered from Catholic crusaders).
I live in the town that sign was in. (Cardiff)
It was always doing that!
its gone now, i wonder why?
Some chavs probably stole it.
Torchwood needed it.
And here I thought all this oppressive Christianity was an American specialty. How American of me.
It’s not gone, I walked past it last night and it had another fail on it but we didn’t have a camera
Oh hay, I saw that sign too.
WHAT!
Still there today
Oh yeah saw it yesterday aswell, but i think it did disappere for a week coz i remember it not being there and thinking “the big crappy t.v is gone”. Guess i was wrong so FAIL on me!!! lol
Or Jesus was the reason for the cross… It was his own doing.
Praise the V-Sign!
It’s a fill in the gap competition!
Jesus is the reason for the ____
Season.
Any other takers?
Jesus is the reason for your daddy leaving.
A little half-rhyme there.
Aww, I thought it was the milk man. Back to the competition.
By the way,
Winners get not one, not two but TEN cookies!
And a magic balloon.
Dang! Do I get another shot?
Jesus is the reason Mary Magdalene quit pleasin’.
You also get a rubber fi~ist
New or used?
Ummm…You don’t wanna know.
Jesus is the reason Mary Katherine holds her knees in.
Jesus is the reason for *cross* this program.
Jesus is the reason for Thomas Becket’s treason.
So who’s winning this thing so far?
Jesus is the reason for the treason?
Jesus is the reason for Mary’s teasing?
Jesus is the reason for Mary’s stretch marks?
Jesus is the reason for the coughin’ and the sneezin’?
(Or the Coffin and the sneezin?)
chocolate chip cookies?
Jesus is the reason for the sheep mentality, guilt and hipocrisy that infests the faithful.
No religion, know peace.
Gimme a break.
Which arm?
Do you know, that for Jesus’ audience, there was no such thing as a “Good Samaritan”? They despised Samaritans.
Do you know that if a man asked for your “coat” and you gave it to him with your “cloak” as well (as Jesus suggests in Matthew 5:40), in his time that would make you naked?
Jesus is not the reason for sheep mentality; people become sheeple on their own.
I knew about the “good samaritan” thing, but never heard of the rest. Rock on!
Jesus is the reason for that burning feeling.
Jesus is the reason
for the dripping lesion?
Oh that is so wrong, even for me.
Why thank you. Coming from you that is high praise. (G)
The gap is filled in “V-sign”, I thought Churchill was the inventor of that, does that mean Churchill was Jesus? Or as the sign was meant to wind up Adolf and thus the reason for Churchill to use the sign……
Have you ever seen the picture with Churchill doing the V for Victory and Hitler Saluting and underneath it says ‘Scissors Beats Paper’? Classic and classy.
This Program will close CAUSE JESUS DONT EXIST!
neether do ur spellings
Neither do yours.
neythir du yurs.
Yurr bohth idyuts!
That’s me in the corner
That’s me on the billboard
Failing my religion…
Oh no, I’ve failed too much
I haven’t failed enough.
Consider this
Consider this
The hint of the century
Consider this
The slip that brought me
To my knees failed
It’s the end of the failboard as we know it, and I feel fine.
I thought that was me in the spotlight losing my erection.
Oh wait…
Saint FAIL
more like omega’s brain fail.
Religion ALWAYS fails.
So does your username.
Your misspelling gives atheists a bad neam.
I always found it interesting that one little space was all that prevented an atheist from becoming a thiest.
theist*
>.<
*snortgiggle!*
Cute! I dig that.
“Religion ALWAYS fails” — spoken like a demagogic believer.
that’s in cardiff!!
That’s amazing!
That was mentioned about halfway up the page.
I knew that Jesus is the reason of all the windows errors!
If I remember correctly, this Sign is in Cardiff, Wales
See about two conversations up.
Funnily enough, that sign is some 200 m from my home. First time I see a FAIL place I have actually BEEN to!
Computer has no religion, computer does not believe in your god. Computer has faith in the internets alone.
Computer rejects your spiritual beliefs and shuts down your operating system.
Remember the old DOS general error message:
.
(A)bort, (R)etry, or (F)AIL?
I’m glad I’m not the only one who immediately recognised where this sign is. Must be a few years old, seeing as New Look moved up the road even before I moved out of the area.
I believe this is Cardiff High Street…. starbucks is like behind where this guy is standing in front of the sign.
Wow, you are the first person to point this out…
Nope, it’s Cardiff Queen Street.
But what about Mithras?
You’re talkin’ bull.
You might want to altar your tone and not be so trenchant.
I love you.
::masturbates::
Even without this entry, religion fails.
That’s like saying “language fails.”
You can make stupid, false and harmful shit out of the expressions of connection with what is most simply real and actual (that’s all “re-ligion” originally means: “re-connection”), just the same way you can make stupid shit out of any set of words, symbols, or practices.
Windows 9x = fail.
Beware the Jesus virus, money-lending malware.
Ah well, that’s what you get for running a decade old operating System, or just Shitty programming.
Jesus loves photoshop!
windows fail of sure!
microsoft fail!
THIS IS IN CARDIFF!!!
To quote Kanye –
“All I know is that
the way school need teachers
the way Kathie Lee needed Regis
that’s the way I need Jesus”
I can’t remember where I read it but it seems apt:
Double, double, toil and trouble.
Tempers burn and data bubble
I believe it was an ode to Microsoft.
“Jesus is the reason for the V-sign” that’s actually a win for religion XD
Haha, very true!
Location of this picture is Queen Street, Cardiff, United Kingdom.
It falls over all the time. The ammount of times I’ve seen that display error isn’t even worth counting.
This is Jesus’s way of saying “Time to install a better operating system, my son.”
Ha ha, it’s cardiff!
I’ve seen that stupid sign on a regular basis. I’m sort of glad it hardly works because it never has anything useful to say.
Our father in ERROR, holy be your ERROR, your ERROR come, your TOTAL ERROR… xD
Holy shit! There’s a sale at IKEA!
Lol, so, Jesus is the reason for the V-sign???.
I am *sure* that is here in Cardiff. That stupid big screen tv was never ever working! lol
“Jesus is the reason for FAILURE”
End quote.
Why jesus…WHY ?!
This is my hometown ! eeeep!
excited.
Queen Street, Cardiff , Wales, United Kingdom.
Stupid Windows.
CARDIFFFFF!
That sign always had that crash sign! MEGA FAIL!
DOES NOT COMPUTE. YOU WILL BE CRUXIFIED.
ha this is in cardiff in wales
Thanks to a religion, my Windows keeps crashing. >:(
Why people need pay, about prayers???
what do you think?
OH NO!! NOT THE V-SIGN!!!
PC FAIL
!