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Mouse

Jesus saves though, so that crash won’t lose any data

talonsofpeace

*Jesus saves so that crash won’t lose any data*

Mouse

Thank you for your kind attempt to alter the meaning of my post. I regret to inform you that I did not intend to infer that the purpose behind Jesus’ saving was to prevent this one occurrence resulting in data loss.

Editors! You get what you pay for. I paid nothing, encountered a random unsolicited one on the Internet, and (judging from the avatar icon) what I got was Corky.

BondFan4518

Now that is what I call a comment win.

 
knight who say niii

BUSTED!!!

 
 
Chuck U. Farley

Mouse, if you want to sound clever, you need to learn what ‘infer’ means. The word you should have used is ‘imply’.

 
 
 
stfu

that was hilarious until talonsofpeace came along and ruined it.

Dan

It’s still funny, now grammatically and punctuationaly correct as well.

Mr Dino

welcum turist… we spik english..!!

thepowerofblue

Respect are language!

Shadow

Welcome to our hotel. Feel free to take advantage of the maid’s services any time.

 
 
 
 
abstract

YES, that dude freaks me out.

 
 
bmr

Jesus may save but Buddha does incremental backups.

 
thepowerofblue

Jesus saves, C. Ronaldo scores on the rebound!

 
 
dolt

a bit like he saved the skydiver from a crash

 
 
K

*thumbs up*
Best firstpost I’ve seen. :)

 
 
lostprophet

Epic failz

youz iz teh 2ndz

thepowerofblue

Isn’t that an Aha! song?
Fail on me! (Fail on me!)
Fail me on! (Fail on me!)
I’ll be burned…in a comment or two!

Tiamat Ruler

Fail me on!“?

Art Vandalay

Yeah, thepowerofblue is right…

Original is:
“Take on me, take me on
I’ll be gone
In a day or two”

 
 
raelalt

I say it’s “Big Brother and the Holding Company (Janis Joplin):
.
Fail on me, Fail on me,
Looks like everybody,
In this whole fail blog is,
Fail on me.
.
(as raelalt show his age)

fuzz on the concept

I say it’s R.E.M.:
.
“Fall on me (if it’s there for long) (it’s gonna fall).”
.
[might be better suited for the Fairy Fail thread]

 
 
 
Blarg

More like stupidity in trying to be first = fail on you.

Moron.

Loz

Fail me once, shame on… shame on.. you. Fool me a second time… *fades out*

 
 
 
 
tikikisilakakamumu

Since when being second to claim ‘first’ is such an _epic_ fail? Hell, I’d do it just for the epic of it! Not to mention that being first tu claim ‘first’ makes you somewhat of a looser…

talonsofpeace

I was merely correcting his spelling.

 
bad/lazy

a looser what? looser cannon? looser morals? looser pants? i think you might want “tu” better explain for the people. for the record, ‘u’ isn’t even next to’o’.

 
 
 
 
john smith

wait, so windows crashes, and you +1 microsoft?

 
 
Dan

FIRST!
Oh and… is that another Vista error?

Dan

Now I just don’t feel the love… I didn’t click add comment in time.
Is that the reason for Jesus? Disillusionment?

talonsofpeace

Jesus saw the sign, and it opened up his eyes he saw the sign.

Dan

Sure we’re talking about Jesus and not the Doomsday Believers who are forever seeing the “signs”?

 
Jesus

The sign said, “Long-haired freaky people need not apply.” :(

fuzz on the concept

Yeah, just ask Alice, when she’s ten feet tall.

wonder mutt

Step right in, it’s around the back.
Just a half a mile from the rail road track.

ReTRADIS

De do do do, de da da da is all I want to say to you.

 
 
 
 
 
 
abstract

everyone age 25-30 got that….

abstract

we just didn’t thin kit was that clever…sorry, you fail

 
 
 
 
ReTRADIS

All your bass are belong to the nineties.

 
 
 
 
Lady Fluff

definitely not Vista - this is Cardiff in Wales way before Vista - possibly even pre-XP!
If it’s Windows ME, nothing would surprise me though…

 
 
Reaver_Axis

So jesus is the reason Vista sucks… must be a new Mac add

BondFan4518

Bill Gates turns his evil glasses to the last consumer group: Christians.

Dan

Vista is HELL to use after all…

BondFan4518

And some say Bill Gates did a deal with the devil…
Which was every time Vista crashed, profits went up by 300%

Tseran

Here’s the problem. Since it is obvious that Jesus is using Windows from this, when you die, and they try and pull up your records to decide which way you go, the computer will crash, and so the devil will get screwed and get no souls.

 
 
 
dolt

you know they upgraded a really smart computer from XP to vista but then it downgraded itself because it realised XP was faster, more compatible and generally better

john smith

and then they upgraded it again to Linux because they realized its faster and generally better than XP.

3ntropy

XP is still considered an upgrade form Vista.