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  1. DeVir says:

    Surrealism WIN

  2. razer says:

    thats got to be painful. maybe he was trying to use a printer to tattoo?

  3. Casey says:

    I hate when my pen gets stuck. ;-)

  4. fuzz on the concept says:

    Looks like they’re serious.
    :[

    • fuzz on the concept says:

      Appears somebody touched a donut wrong.

      • Roobarb pie says:

        But it’s amazing how a donut just so happens to fit around a wang! It’s like they use people with hard-ons to make the holes in the first place.

        • Tom Trifik says:

          Roobarb pie said: “But it’s amazing how a donut just so happens to fit around a wang!
          [Insert Horrible Visualization: Roobarb pie vainly trying to fit MORE than ONE
          Donut upon his wang.]

          Roobarb pie said: “It’s like they use people with hard-ons to make the holes in the first place.”
          [Insert Disturbing Thought: Cream Filled / Covered Donuts]

          Note to self: No more “handmade” bakery products.

          • fuzz on the concept says:

            You’ve got a glazed over look, Tom. Look over those half-baked visualizations before you hand ‘em over to us.

        • Oripapa says:

          This was the second time I actually laughed since I discovered FAILBlog, thank you kind sir, however disgusting you may be.

        • annabellie79 says:

          …but that’s how a nudist can carry two cups of coffee and a half dozen donuts back to the hotel room :)

  5. raelalt says:

    That’s gonna leave a mark.

  6. Alex says:

    i lol’d, wouldn’t the person notice? XD

  7. K says:

    ‘Nother one of them fancy shmancy detachable penises.

    • Sara J says:

      …dressed like Darth Vader…

    • Shadow says:

      There is actually a song called “Detachable Penis”. It is by King Missile.

      I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
      And my penis was missing again.
      This happens all the time.
      It’s detachable.

      • wonder mutt says:

        I saw it there, on a rug.
        The guy wanted $20 for it but I talked him down to $15.

        • Jerk says:

          This comes in handy a lot of the time.
          I can leave it home, when I think it’s gonna get me in trouble,
          or I can rent it out, when I don’t need it.

          • Sunny says:

            First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn’t find it.
            So I called up the place where the party was, they hadn’t seen it either.
            I asked them to check the medicine cabinet ’cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time.
            So I told them if it pops up to let me know.

            • CargoSpotter says:

              I hear there was something washed up further down the shore.
              People have decorated a little cavern for it, and they bring fruit,
              flowers and incense because they think it’s a Virgin Mary with
              The Child. Reliable sources tell me though, that it rather looks
              like a midsized member with a knobby wart around the midsection.
              That be your schlong?

      • Dan says:

        Well that would give a whole new meaning to:
        “No, I don’t know where you’ve been.”

      • HappyNote says:

        Love is beautiful
        Like birds that sing
        Love is not ugly
        Like rats
        In a puddle of vomit

    • Vagabond says:

      At least then I can LEGITIMATELY ask people if they’ve seen my penis ><
      I’d lose it -all- the time XD I can’t even keep track of my shoes

  8. wonder mutt says:

    I have one that I paid a fair amount of money for and it stays in my pocket at all times. That is unless I need it for something, but I will never loan it to anyone.

  9. Johnnyboy says:

    See, if you DON’T have the necessary technical skills, you should NOT be F**king with the copier!

  10. Lord Dragon Claw says:

    Are we not supposed to touch it because it is sore?

  11. Luanne says:

    This is a picture from an old email joke that’s been circulating forever. Originality fail.

    • wonder mutt says:

      I’m curious if you are fairly new to failblog.
      See, those of us who frequent this blog are well aware of the fact that, on occasion, there will be photoshopped pictures and / or pictures that have been around for a while.
      There are also those of us who do not care.
      If a “fail” amuses me, I am happy and I laugh. It matters not if the picture is from yesterday or 1949.
      More fun than the pictures are the comments. Some are win, some are fail, but either way, some of them (this one excluded) are quite amusing. If you are new please go back a week or two to the fail with the church sign. This one could have gone either way, but due to brilliant work from some of our fellow bloggers, it was one of the best threads ever and was from a picture that had been circulating forever.

      • Luanne says:

        No, I am not new. Just making a comment. Thanks for the lecture, and please fuck off.

        • ASAP says:

          Well aren’t we just Mr. Crankpants today, get your penis stuck in the copier?

        • wonder mutt says:

          Well, for a lurker you seem to not have learned the flow around here. If you lurked and read, you should have seen the countless times that your comment has been made.
          The lecture was my pleasure.
          I have a question, due to the absolute clairty of your intelligence level.
          Do you have an Uncle with a dog named “Ladybird?”

  12. Brian says:

    Wonder what color ink ?

  13. Dan says:

    That has got to be intentional.

  14. Dan says:

    That is obviously intentional.

  15. Tom Trifik says:

    Well, it’s obviously a Male Printer…

    If it was a Female Printer, the note would probably read;

    “Do Not Touch Monthly Leak”

  16. Sylderon says:

    “I’ll take The Penis Mightier for two-hundred, Alex.”

    • raelalt says:

      “For $200: Which euphemism is also the nickname (diminutive) of a U.S. President?”

      • goodnplenty81 says:

        DICK!!! DICK NIXON!!! Do I get a cookie?

        • fuzz on the concept says:

          I’ll give ya a donot touch for a coupling with your cinnamon rolls.

        • raelalt says:

          Well even though that wasn’t what we were looking for the judges have decided that your answer does indeed meet the criteria. And brings to mind a couple of election slogans from that period:
          .
          “Dick Nixon. Before He Dicks Your”
          .
          and the ever popular:
          .
          “Vote Nixon
          In ‘72.
          Why Change Dicks
          in the Middle of a Screw?”

        • raelalt says:

          Not only do you get a cookie, but since you came up with an alternate answer you get one of those aforementioned brownies. Once we can get them away from that “dead” cop.

          • goodnplenty81 says:

            Ooh…my favorite.
            Question for all my PhD’s (Pot head Doctorates) out there. If there’s a “special brownie” in my freezer, how long will it be good? Strictly hypothetical question…

            • raelalt says:

              I can’t say without seeing it, send it over and I will test it for you.

            • GomerPhyls says:

              I had a brownie in my freezer for like 2 years once and it still got me totally baked. I’m not sure if this is always the case, these were some really potent brownies, but yeah, I say go for it.

              • goodnplenty81 says:

                These ones are really REALLY potent. The last time I ate one of the batch, I was telling my friend the next day “Duuudde…I don’t wanna be high anymore.” I swear I was high for like 2 days.
                Hence why they’re still in my freezer.

    • South of the Border says:

      Yes, but what I want to know is DOES IT WORK?

  17. Shadow says:

    What is raelalt?
    ;-)

    • raelalt says:

      A quick recovery many years ago when my first choice (rael – alias I used in the old SF Bay EBBS community) for a name on an online forum was denied as already being in use. So raelalt (rael alt-ernative) was born, and I’ve used it ever since. It is not meant as an anonymous nickname as my true ID can be easily discerned. Now you know more then you every wanted to. (G)

  18. jimmy says:

    Pen is stuck

  19. Killerwit says:

    Status: PENIS STUCK; FRESH REAM NECESSARY

  20. bucket says:

    this fails at failing… cmon everyone can write a piece of paper, make a pic of it and submit it…

  21. f00by says:

    Staged fail fail.

  22. Samuelito says:

    I’ll take “The Penis Mightier” for $200, Trebek.

  23. ReTARDIS says:

    Penis mightier!

  24. Vagabond says:

    What? None of you have -ever- tried to fix a paper tray jam with your penis, only to get it stuck? >> Seriously, NO one else has done that?

  25. durr says:

    this is what really happens when you scan your ass on the copier.
    it’s the first steps to a robot revolution.

  26. chole says:

    where is the pen?

  27. BirthfParadise says:

    Hmm… this just makes you wonder…

    *masturbates*

  28. You've Got Fail says:

    “PNS Load Letter…wtf does that mean?”

  29. none says:

    they need to use spaces a little better. it supposed to be pen is stuck.

  30. Aeternus says:

    Not even all that uncommon with these crappy LJ1100 series. I’ve seen more then pens get stuck in them (makes you wonder what people actually -do- at their desk. Well, what they do that does not involve a penis).

  31. wack says:

    ahh
    the infamous ” pen is” trick.
    Used so infrequently yet the consequences can be so funny

  32. emilykw says:

    I saw this on Ebaum’s World at least 8 years ago.

  33. strongfan says:

    Do not touch; pen is stuck
    …I’m sure most printers don’t have pens

  34. mr89firebird says:

    I’m actually partial to samsung’s line of products, they have a more natural feel. What, I can’t be the only one who gets off to technology.

  35. sob508 says:

    it’s not “penis stuck”, it’s “pen is stuck”

  36. GoingDown says:

    I pity the poor guy that had to suffer that.



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