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Damn, denied the hat trick!
I tip my hat to you good sir or madam!
I’m still trying to work out how that word got in there. Got me totally stumped.
Maybe the word should have been Pekinese.
Except for the fact that the dog in the photo is a pug.
That’s a bit pugnacious of you.
Well, she is a pugilist.
But not a repugnant one!
Keep on puggin’.
Who let the dogs out?
You guys are awesome at pugs.
no, they are puggin awesome, get with it man.
well i’m an idiot, i just got it
So do u mean that that thing over there disguised as darth vader is a penis O_o…
Why yes, isn’t it obvious?
a dog pun’d escapade
THAT’S PUGTASTIC!
(At least she’s not impugning me…)
Well I went to anger management class and I’m all better now.
*dodges Rabbit-punch*
rabbit punch take u out from behind
Win
Yea… not a pug. That’s a pekingese. Check out the hair coming out of the side of the helmet. My guess, auto correct fixed someone’s incorrect spelling of the plural of pekingnese (like “pekineses”) to penises.
Dog breed recognition fail.
It could very well be that people are dressing up their shaggy hot dog(penis) have you ever heard of puppetry of the penis? (probably not, but if it is the fail is pic)
Nope, a pug. Found pic on ihasahotdog.
pugasmic
I’m pretty sure someone just added it in as a joke. It was probably their last day on the job.
Well, it certainly would have passed the grammar and spelling checks anyway.
Chocolate rain raised your neighbourhood insurance rates
cherry chocolate rain- ohio’s agriculture’s based on rain.
Strangely enough, most agriculture is based on rain. If there’s no rain there’s no agriculture.
Pwnt
Pwnt?
Never mind, I googled it.
Nope, you can actually WATER your crops instead of waiting until it rains.
You use water which has been collected in catchment areas, lakes streams and rivers. This water, however has to come from somewhere as water vapour is not a steady enough source and condensation won’t make anywhere near enough of any impact. This would lead me to believe, oh wow, rain would be required.
Snow would work, or desalinization plants could do the work.
Seawater filtered into subterranean caves will serve just fine.
If it wasn’t already it would be as soon as it went in print. That or the guy was typing really fast and spellcheck failed?
Nothing is misspelled, why would spell check catch it?
should be pennii
lol, no.
pennii from heaven?
There are only two acceptable plurals of “penis”:
Penises
Penes (pronounced Pen Ezz)
How about the fact that it says “farce” instead of “force”??
If it’s the case of the last day on the job prank, I would argue this is not a fail, but a success!
if it wasn’t…. it was after that! owned
I don’t see a problem here. I dress up my vagina as Princess Leia all the time.
Well, you’ve always had the hair right.
Well, no. That’s bald. I usually just glue some cinnamon buns on either side.
I’ll provide the glue! *masturbates*
Cinnamon buns? *masticates*.
I lol’d
“Help me Obi-wan, you’re my only hole”?
I fail at humour.
I thought that was pretty funny ;]
I did not…
Fail
I see young Skywalker, that your light sabre is as big as mine.
Personally, I’m going to buy a Porkins costume for my penis. Then I’ll pay Lucas to re-write the script and change his line from “pull up” to “pull out.”
wow, thats frikking funny
sugar and spice
and everything nice
that’s what big girls’ are made of
Isn’t that illegal? ::magistrates::
Not if you have more cowbell! ::recreates::
show me you bald, and i’ll happily show you ball’d.
There’s the “ball” I’m talkin’ ’bout!
maybe’s we can dance the three-step
… at the, um, gentlewoman-of-the-night down
Perhaps two and some spirits so we may sing through the night, “Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.”
well .. i wounder if a fat guy saw that what would he eat first you or the buns
I absolutely desire a video of that…
*offers to take video and supply cinnamon buns*
Does that make you Princess Labia?
WIN
*masturbates*
Loz,
I absolutely desire a video of that…
*offers to take video and supply cinnamon condoms*
*snort* LOL Yes. Yes it does.
…alongside her nemesis, Darth Vulva…
…and Mons Solo…
Han(d) Solo
*masturbates*
Hmmm, I knew there was a fork in the path, but I went the other direction. Judges?
You strayed to the dark side. You fail.
I’m betting he sprayed to the inside.
He’s loosed some; she’s winsome.
“Pull out Killerwit, you can’t do any more good back there!”
Now I feel like pubic enemy number one.
i don’t wanna know about the icing, that’s for certain.
You like to masturbate, don’t you?
Do you not?
Smileandwave? More like pointandlaugh.
*pictures goodnplenty’s vagina as Princess Leiah in the scene where she kisses Luke “for luck” before they swing across the open shaft* masturbates
I love a swingin’, open shaft.
Well then, I’ve got a sounding kit with your name on it.
w8 w8 w8 they opened a shaft wouldn’t that hurt a little??
I wondered too … could be the best mangling of “dress up their pets in” ever.
Maybe it wasn’t a mista-……..Let’s not go there.
How long is this going to go on… 1st, 2nd, whatever, quit wasting my time. 1d1ot!
It will continue until people like you stop moaning about it.
Quit wasting your time? How important is your time if you can spend it bitching on failblog? Here’s a nickel for your wasted time. That should cover a couple of hours.
BRAVO! Chiding SUCCESS!
BURN like a really burn’y thing…
I have a public health care card, how much of your time will that cover?
i feel like that was too egregious a typo to have been a mistake. and what exactly is wrong with dressing your penis as a member of the sith?
Foreplay WIN
Just imagine the S&M.
Comment win.
Also, safe sex WIN, because if you’re dressing up your penis, well then a condom is like another outfit. “Now he’s wearing a parka!”
How do you wash THAT?
I applaud your name.
And no one knows…
I actually think the picture is the fail. Should have been a photo of a dressed up penis. Would love my boyfriend to surprise me with Darth Vader.
Well, to be fair, that dog does kinda look like one…
I think you should see a doctor.
Why, does his look even stupider?
Boom… burn of the week, right there.
No “burn of the week” actually, one: not that funny, and two: stupider is most definitely not a word.
The correct term is “stupiderest”.
Then hurry up and tell Oxford University Press and Merriam-Webster, because they think it’s a word.
Agreed. I don’t see how it was a burn.
Yes, in fact, “stupider” is the comparative conjugation of “stupid”.
You should know this.
and that would be STUPIDEST WIN.
From the American Heritage Dictionary:
stu·pid (stōō’pĭd, styōō’-) Pronunciation Key
adj. stu·pid·est
1. Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.
2. Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless: a stupid mistake.
4. Dazed, stunned, or stupefied.
5. Pointless; worthless: a stupid job.
And that was not me there. That was an impostor Jim
It was not Not Me either. That is to say, it was not me.
not I*
not me*
Now you see the fail inherent in your username!
Well, this is failblog, after all.
True, you chose appropriately
This picture was already on here before wasn’t it?
nope. maybe on the votin page but not on the main page
I bet the writer has just been deprived for a while.
Come play with my lightsaber!
The penis mightier than the sword.
literacy WIN
I’ll take “The Rapists” for $500, Alex.
I spent five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover. Failing to do so is my biggest regret.
it’s I’ll take massage the rapist….
More literacy win.
Lol’d. I love Celebrity Jeopardy.
Lold on my psp woot
What language was that?
WHAT?!! How could someone possibly make such a ridiculous typo?!!!
Don’t you mean “WHAT!”
Heartbeat 18 days!
No, i mean “WHAT?!!”, cos it was a questioning “what”… see?
See Billboard Fail
Ah… you were being funny! Nice…
Yes, I’m sorry it was wasted on you.
Actually, she was just quoting Beowulf.
who got “penises”?? raise ur penises please!! wanna see how many got that..
*sighs, prepares grammar gun* I’m going list this in the order of appearance.
“who” needs to be capitalized.
“has a penis”, not “got penis”.
“raise” needs to be capitalized.
“your”, not “ur”.
Put a comma before the word “please”.
“I want to”, not “wanna”.
“have that”, not “got that”.
You have been corrected. *blows smoke away from gun, twirls on finger, and inserts back into holster*
Why do people always butcher the English language?
Because schools, parents and the media don’t care to teach them properly from early on.
Because people enjoy attacking each other like they are the English language.
Honestly, I don’t think Mr. Dino’s comment was really worth all that. Maybe just a shovel.
going to*
Sorry Shadow, but it appears you missed Mr Dino’s point. Not that one can really blame you, though. I think s/he was referring to how ‘penises’ is underlined.
If not, I have no idea what he meant.
*lulz* Well, one new error in exchange for seven corrected ones isn’t a bad deal
You’re just too cute for life.
…*sinister look*
How often do you get to pluralize ‘penis’?
Spend a day in my shoes
Not as often as I’d like!
Wait a sec. You’re “LadiesMan217″ but you crave multiple penises?
WTF?
What is so difficult to understand? Is it not possible that LadiesMan217 is a female? Or a gay male?
…or joking?
LadiesMan217 is male and straight…
You should go to a hospital TimC, cos it seems your funny-bone’s broken!
I actually laughed while i wrote that… Ugh…
It’s ok, come here *cuddles*
A cuddle party?
*cuddles*
I, too, will join.
*cuddles*
OH, WOW. I just realized how much my icon does NOT match my comment. … It’s okay, though, because I’m sure everybody cuddles sometimes.
Even Disturbed. Or better, Slipknot.
Craig can’t join.
*cowers in the corner*
“HOLY SHIZZITS, CRAIG, YOU JUST IMPALED MY LIVER! D:”
Oh, the horror.
Dragons are not afraid of RAWRs.
*joins the cuddle party*
*masturbates*
*cuddles*
*sneezes*
Or he would like to have several of his own, for various simultaneous uses.
Penii: For those hard to reach spots and those hard.
Pencilin: For those bacteria to hardy to erase with a mighty writing utensil.
[loz]
too hardy*
[/loz]
Much more often then when you pluralize “dildo”. Which is either dildos or dildoes…
So I’ve been told.
Pluralizing the word penis was correct, since they were talking about people dressing up things. Surely among all the people, there would be more than one penis.
Correcting the correction: In this case, “got that” is correct, and “have that” is not. When you understand a joke, you get it… you don’t “have” it.
Except in Soviet Russia, where, perhaps, the joke has you.
Soviet Russia where*
Redundant comma.
Eats, Shoots & Leaves
Reminds me of my younger self’s love life.
You…you cad!!
:p
Your hand does not count as a costume.
*applaud* for MythReindeer.
A great book by a good author.
Reminds me of a panda I once knew
gay grammar cowboy win?
The g in gay needs to be capitalised. Additionally, surely its the cowboy that is gay and not the grammar. So therefore “Gay cowboy grammar win?”
it’s* who* (rather than ‘that’)
Why do so many people correct other people’s grammar when they’re obviously ill-equiped to do so?
Because we admire you, Loz. You set a good example
Oh and proteus meant (I assume) that Shadow is a ‘grammar cowboy’, therefore your suggestion doesn’t work. If anything it should be “Gay grammar-cowboy win?”
Dude. This is some random message board on the intarwebz. Not the front page of the NY Times. Seriously.
Yeah! Education makes you uncool, and proper use of your native
language makes you an inferior candidate for reproduction.
Elementary school students all know: Atrocious grammar = large penis.
And a large penis is the best way to show off your Darth Vader costume.
You do not know the power of the dick size! *heavy breathing*
Haha, I lol’d at you both! I believe this could be a ‘burn of the week.’
Except Lolz is a girl and don’t need to compete in the penis size war. Get back in your Hummer little mouse.
It’s Loz
Nice Hummer reference lol. Overcompensation methinks.
Sadly I grammar failed with the “don’t” AND failed on your name, I’ll never make the grammar police squad!
Hmm, but you do have potential! We need all the help we can get.
I’m most certainly not paid too much!
Also, hummers have rarely been involved in any compensation I’ve been party to.
Funny thing about humor: it’s not funny if you have to explain it. I’m mentioning this for no reason.
I don’t see what gender has to do with competing in the penis size war. Who, (besides maybe quite a lot of lesbians, female impersonators, and gay guys who just had surgery for hemorrhoids) DOESN’T want a big dick? You can use them to scratch hard to reach itches, or dress them up in costumes and put on a diorama. If you need a salty snack and there’s no Lays around, salvation is just a few licks away.
Erm, I’m pretty sure straight girls as well as lesbians wouldn’t want to have a big dick of their own. Just a guess…
I beg to differ Loz.
Many, many straight girls truly do desire big dicks
of their own. It is just that they prefer them not to be
permanently attached; ie: Boyfriends, Husbands,
the mysteriuos tall dark stranger posting on Failblog
as Tom Trifik.
Oh, shush. You might learn something.
Honestly, I wish more of the internet were like this. I might despair for humanity a little less.
You’ll fit right in
I expect it’s a tight fit, all be it an enjoyable one.
And I’d like a video of that,
I’ll drop by and personally shoot it.
It is ill-equipped*
Please tell me again why you folks knock on others’ grammar when you cannot get it right yourself.
-on
You…forgot a ‘p’ in the “ill-equipped” portion.
DAMNIT! Well, accidental typos don’t count.
It should be “ill-equipped”.
Yes, we’ve established that. You’re about 6 hours late.
It’s*
And no because I’m not only a cowboy, I’m a grammar cowboy. I herd up the errors, slaughter them, and send them to various supermarkets. Although, admittedly, grammar-cowboy might have been clearer.
And as to the gay comment… are we getting hopeful?
*high-five*
(It should be “as for the gay comment”.)
Actually, Loz…
as (az; unstressed uhz)
… blablabla, skipping a bunch of stuff because “as” has a lot of definitions…
—Idioms
18. as for or to, with respect to; in reference to: As for staying away, I wouldn’t think of it.
Uh oh. Careful. She hates it when you whip out the dictionary on her.
But “as to” doesn’t even make sense!
It’s ok. For you, Loz, I will rescind my supposed error, to save your sanity.
*pulls self back from the brink of implosion*
Phew, thank you Shadow, I am forever indebted.
Pssst…Shadow…the grammar gods are still smiling down upon you!
Oh come on, when have you ever seen anyone use ‘as to’?!
Have you ever used it yourself? Yeah, I thought not!
Have too. :p
Liar.
*cuddles*
Am not.
:p
As to the previous argument I ‘as to say I ‘as too heard it
used, as to how many times I can’t say.
Holy crap…you SO win!
*cries*
I’m a grammar-cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
Your face needs to be deleted. prepare all asses for vicious entry. GRAMMERZ FAILZ
I didn’t realise Sara J was here.
How could you? Your head was up your ass.
You should get your own head out of your ass. It’s skewing your perception of reality.
I think his head is up the elephant’s ass, actually.
*cuddles*
*cuddles the cuddler and the cuddled*
*keeps a wary eye out for K*
Did someone call me?
No, but it’s still nice to have you here
Yea, your mum.
Oh thanks, Dropt! I’m glad you reminded me. I forgot to call my mom this morning.
You mean “yeah”.
“Sighs” needs to be capitalised.
OMG they need you over on LolCats !!!
I find it dispicable that I correct a few grammar errors and I get recognition for it, whereas Loz has been grammar-policing Failblog for much longer than I, and yet she barely recieves an acknowledgement as to her correction, so far as I can tell. Thank Loz, not me.
Oh Shadow, you’re too nice
but I couldn’t do it without all my fellow grammar cops! Alone, it would be too great a task.
(despicable* receives*)
Haha! Is there ever going to be a day when you don’t find an error in one of my comments?
I might just stop pointing yours out, it’s only fun the first time haha.
Plus, you’re on the squad!
Really?
*feels proud*
“I’m going to list” not “I’m going list”.
Take your grammar gun to a gunsmith and get it checked out. It’s aim is off.
Way to be almost two and a half hours late to the correction.
its*
I like to dress mine up like Indiana Jones.
Indiana Bones?
In Diana Jones?
Who hasn’t been in Diana Jones, that skankbiscuit.
Skankbiscuits and gravy, mmmm…
I prefer whoremuffins.
I’ve heard cinnamon kisses are nice and everything.
We can always count on you to spice things up around here!
And count on me to provide the popcorn.
What about cop-porn?
Sorry, my brain is in a strange place right now.
Well, the Chief of Grammar Police DID hit on me yesterday…
With what?
Her… *ahem*… her billy club.
Was it dressed as Darth Vader?
Are you talking about me behind my back? *hits*
Does Dragon know about all this?
I think so.
Umm…..
*makes a wonky face*
*steals Shadow’s popcorn*
hococies FTW
How about Dick Cheney?
в десятці?
A Cyrillic killer! Quick everyone, lock up your Glasnost!
In Soviet Russia, Cyrillic doesn’t kill you, the government does
ну… хоча б в 20-ці =)
赛百味/賽百味
I feel sorry for the mutt in the picture. Embarrassing.
You’re right, that helmet is totally askew.
It’s like there are no mirrors in his house!
The dog is Pug-fugly without the getup.
May the farce be with you? another typo?
*headdesk*
*seconded*
*gets a bottle of aspirin ready*
No, just an annoying pun…
farce (n.) — 1. A style of humor marked by broad improbabilities with little regard to regularity or method; compare sarcasm; 2. A situation abounding with ludicrous incidents.
fuzz (n.) — see farce.
Nick, the person who submitted this fail, gets a FAIL himself for missing a golden oppertunity…he should have also struck a line through the word farce and placed the word fail underneath it, so that the last line would read “May the FAIL be with you.”
opportunity*
knocks
Who’s there?
Your mum.
You’ll pay for your blasphemy.
*poke*
I’d better log off of failblog, then. I do not want to have to explain why there’s a picture of a dog and the word penises underlined on my screen!
But, hypothetically, if you DID have to, what would you say?
Yes, aren’t you glad I gave you the opportunity* to correct me?
Aren’t you glad I didn’t say banana?
You orange being citrus are you?
No, but tomato I might.
(I admit, that one’s a stretch)
Go back to lolcats.
Gives a new meaning to having a helmet-head, doesn’t it?
head high = sky walker
Head like head, or head like penis?
Is that in reply to me? If so, way to Fail:
- Failing to hit the “Reply” link first
- Dissecting the joke beyond any semblance of humor with the precision of Dexter Morgan
Fail on you for not getting my terrible stab at humor.
I’m trying here. And don’t joke about helmets. I have epilepsy.
I have a rapture disorder.
As long as we agree it was terrible… still not quite sure what you were going for if it was an independent comment.
I just love a dressed up penis…
I think every man should dress up his penis… and call it princess Sophia.
That’s weird, mine actually is named Princess Sophia!
Mine was inside a Mine was inside a Princess Sophia.
I failed myself.
Ouch…
A failure inside his own mine.
My kind of guy kind of guy.
Pekineses – penises – not a lot of difference, really. If I had a Pekinese, I’d dress it up as a penis.
What about if you had a penis?
He’d probably still dress up the Pekinese as a penis.
He’d dress it up with the Peke dressed as a penis.
Isn’t is Pekingese regardless?
i suckerpunched a bulldyke
How’s your mother healing up?
Much better thank you. Yours still blowing stewbums to for crank on sunday?
Crack, dude. Crank’s bad for you.
There a lot of actresses I would like to dress up mine with! Princess Sophia could probably be my puppet too!
Come on Sophia, may the “pound the ground round” be with you!
nice faildog…
my dog bit the failman again
Mistype Pekinese: spellcheck fail!
Double fail then… it’s a Pug, not a Peke.
care about topic fail
Freudian slip win!
I don’t think this is a fail…
…or maybe you just don’t think.
Or maybe that wasn’t witty
In comparison to your reply, mine was genius. And, if you reply to this, you are zero.
Zero it is. Your makeup is immaculate, now get back on the street and make me some money baish!
0 <— you, your IQ, how much money you’ve made after turning 23 tricks, how much love your bulldyke mother has for you, AND your chances of getting into heaven.
Zing!
GAH!
The awsomeness is fo shizzle flowin from your fingah tips, brothah!
Wow, you pointed to a zero with text. Try not to break your arm patting yourself on the back for that one. As for your mother, i saw that skanky hoe the other day and i stole her helmet and crutches. I melted them down, and fashioned a lovely time machine with them with the financial backing of your drag queen father. NOW, once in the past, I found your mother once again. (To be honest it wasn’t hard, there aren’t many whores that resmble Jim Varney.) Then I broke broke her skull and kneecaps with a cinder block. (Why do you think she needed the helmet and crutches?) After that, I smashed her Jabba the Hutt looking gash with a bulldozer. ( guns wouldn’t kill it) Having accomplished my task i returned here to post this and inform you that you were never born and that you should be materializing in a matter of minutes.
hugs and kisses,
Proteus.
You are worse than Dork.
Damn. Well, I’m not telling this one to fůck off. I did that last time. I’ll let Killerwit have him, he seems to be having a good time.
Thanks for the scraps. ::)
Anything for you, darlin’.
I almost MISS Dork after that comment…
You have GOT to be kidding.
Yeah, you got me!
*looks around furtively, making sure Dork is nowhere in sight*
Look under the heel of my boot…
boots?
*masturbates*
*8-O 8-O*
*requests a video of that*
0 <— Your chances of getting “Burn of the Week”
∞ <— likelihood that proteus is a null skull
Teehee, de-infinitely.
I know my spelling is poor, but damn!!
That should be dematerializing, since he’s supposedly about to cease to exist. However, we can safely say that his continued existance is assured, as the scenario you present cannot happen, as it presents a paradox. (Kilerwit’s actions caused you to “time travel” into the past to prevent his birth, however, had he never been born, you would have never “time traveled” in the first place, and without your presence in the past, he can be born.) There is, however, a theoretical loophole to that paradox: if we account for the possibility of alternate dimensions, it is possible that what you thought was time travel was, in fact, interdimensional travel. But even if this is the case, the net result is unchanged, as you would have prevented the conception of that alternate dimension’s killerwit, whilst the timeline of this dimension’s killerwit remains as it were. Furthermore, it is entirely possible that the alternate dimension never had a killerwit to begin with, and that the timeline of that alternate dimension always required the mutilating of the woman who could potentially have given birth to killerwit.
Someone’s been reading “Timeline” recently, haven’t they?
It just sounded like a spam email to me.
I <3 the Science Channel.
I dressed my penis up when it’s going to a “ball”.
Your penis goes to a ball?
Am I so old that “ball” is no longer an epithet for sexual congress?
If only Congress was sexual…
We’d get a lot more voters participating in elections…
erections?
You must me Asian.
Be*
Still lol’d though
I lol’d too. Actually it was more of a giggle.
Crud. My b m’ed.
I me you long time, if no we us you decline.
Too bookoo!
Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the Prince’s ball?
A: Arggrlrllrllr.
I lol’d, fo’ sho’.
hehe funny. anyone found a webshop that sells these??
HAHAHAHAHA OH MAN. INDISCRETION WIN
What do you do when you want to dress your pug like a penis then? I mean, I already own a great vagina costume, but there just dont make quality cock costumes like they used to. Think of the dogs people- THINK OF THE DOGS!
Wait a minute… I’m confused. Are we talking about dogs or roosters?
That’s one lightsaber duel I don’t want to see.
I can’t imagine too many guys would want to be the one with their penis dressed up a Obi-wan Kenobi.
maybe the story is correct and the photo is off. After all, are they going to show the other alternative? The dog photo brings the pun back to the shaggy dog title, which doesn’t have to have anything really to do with a dog.
*walks by humming the Superman theme*
Na na na na na na na na SUPERMAN!
y’all hvae way too mcuh tmie grmmaer chceknig ohter poeple. I maen I’m broed as hlel at wrok and all but I imganie some of you are at hmoe raeidng and comemitng on this stuff. Either way it’s entertaining so keep it up. I still love the ability to read completely messed up words so I figured I could at the least give you all something to do for a little bit.
As long as the first and last letters are in the right place, one should still be able to read it.
You misspelled ‘grmmaer’…
That guy is such an idiot! Who can’t spell grammer?!
lol.
Word auto-correct WIN, I’d say. (Doesn’t Word have that auto-correct option to automatically replace a word when there’s only one suggestion available?)
About all I dress my penis in is a raincoat. Safe sex win.
It’s not a FAIL at all. Dressing up the penis in little costumes is a real phenomenon, especially popular in Japan.
Based on Actual Japanese History, you can battle Giant Enemy CRABS! Just be sure they don’t attack your weak spot for massive damage.
I beg your pardon? I, as a Japanese citizen, feel outraged. This hentai=Japan connection has gone too far!
Probably mistyped “dogs” as “dongs” and then some bad-word replacement software took over. Just a guess…
Cestoda is a class of parasitic flatworms, commonly called tapeworms, that live in the digestive tract of vertebrates as adults and often in the bodies of various animals as juveniles.
What… the… f*ck…
The person who wrote this this article either made an extremely innapropriate yet unintential spelling mistake or is a sick and perverted individual. Possibly both.
Keep up the good work.
what an odd fail
I dressed my penis as chuck norris… can you do better?
You cant dress your penis like Chuck Norris- Chuck Norris, however, can dress YOU like your penis.
I dress my penis as the monolith from 2001. The girls go ape for it.
it’s so odyssey you would say that — that’s how I got a baby.
HALlellujah!
NEW SICK FETISH WIN
Don’t forget to keep the helmet polished.
More like may the phallus be with you!
What do they think we’re doing over here?
Woof! Woof Woof!
What’s that girl? Timmy’s in the well?
Woof! Woof Woof!
Or are you just pretending you’re a penis?
Woof!
You probably know, that Lassie did have a penis.
Very true – probably one reason TV and Movie producers were glad “she” was a collie – all that hair covering up the evidence.
“May the farce be with you” Lol
Either I missed it or there hasn’t been a single “red rocket” reference yet. Amazing!
Win
I wonder if the pink rubber fist people have penises for sale, I’d like to purchase one and dress my penis like darth.
Will they release a Pugelina Jolie costume?
the caption could be correct. the costumes must be very good
Is this the final frontier for furries?
Would that be the final furtier?
Knowing you Yanks I wouldn’t be surprised to find that this is entirely, factually accurate.
You being an EPIC FAIL is also quite accurate. maybe your penises are too smll to fit the costume.
Oh that’s good. That’s really great. “smll” — so cutting. I should have anticipated such an amazing comeback before I posted. Us Brits and our “smll” penises. Me and my big mouth, I deserved that one.
Average French penis size: 16 cm, american: 12 cm. Noobs!
Did they get that big from you guys pulling on it all the time.
I don’t understand what the problem is… My penis is actually dressed up as Rambo right now.
Win. Next Plz.
i dont get it
Ok, enough speculating. The dog in the picture is a Pekinese (it’s not a pug – they have wider mouths). Spellcheck changed it to “penises”. The spellcheck they were using may not have recognised “Pekinese”, because the commonly accepted spelling is “Pekingese”.
And whoever thought the photo should have actually been of a penis clearly reads a different type of newspaper to most of us…
May the force be within you
Farce?
DOUBLE FAIL
I’m wearing the Darth Vader one right now. My girlfriend is a big starwars fan.
Darn, and I was really hoping for a Darth Vadar penis kit for my hubby *sigh* all well, just have to keep looking……
in soviet russia, penis dresses you
so did anyone notice it also says may the FARCE (force) be with you….
I’m still wondering what the fuck is “the farce?” anyone?
No clue, maybe because there’s a dog in the pic…….
Wow, How on earth did they get that from “pets” ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
May the fail be with you
Y’know… all I can think is that it would be a cool new fad to dress your penis up in a mini outfit… XD
Lol….reminds me of when i spelled boner on my shoe when i was trying to write bored XD
‘My the Farce be with you’?
thats a fail >.>
ya, Its fun to dress up your dick as darth vader!!!!