Comments on: Non Dairy Fail http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 06:57:42 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: [NotAnonymous] http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-657032 [NotAnonymous] Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:26:05 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-657032 I ordered a tolerant primate. Was that correct? I ordered a tolerant primate.
Was that correct?

]]> By: wowaname http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-594725 wowaname Fri, 04 Sep 2009 20:00:35 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-594725 Godfail's Law; learn it. Godfail’s Law; learn it.

]]> By: ImAPenguin http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-220238 ImAPenguin Thu, 25 Dec 2008 23:24:57 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-220238 Hey you should post that on FAIL blog and put it in as a common sence fail. Hey you should post that on FAIL blog and put it in as a common sence fail.

]]> By: anonymous http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-196408 anonymous Sat, 06 Dec 2008 04:50:43 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-196408 This is a fail for the fail blog. If you look in the ingredients, there's only a milk DERIVATIVE. The "contains:milk" is only for people with allergies sake. Since there are people so sensitive that even the derivative would harm them. This is a fail for the fail blog. If you look in the ingredients, there’s only a milk DERIVATIVE. The “contains:milk” is only for people with allergies sake. Since there are people so sensitive that even the derivative would harm them.

]]> By: Dragongirl http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-176373 Dragongirl Fri, 21 Nov 2008 01:06:21 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-176373 *head blows up* *head blows up*

]]> By: comics4lolcats http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-169727 comics4lolcats Sun, 16 Nov 2008 00:57:04 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-169727 non-dairy creamer is very explosive. non-dairy creamer is very explosive.

]]> By: epicninja http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-144236 epicninja Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:43:12 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-144236 duuuuuuuuude win i seriously live in winston-salem duuuuuuuuude win
i seriously live in winston-salem

]]> By: Cody http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-125581 Cody Mon, 06 Oct 2008 22:05:50 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-125581 As a vegan I have ran into this problem with every non-dairy creamer in existence. The only creamer without dairy is soy creamer. As a vegan I have ran into this problem with every non-dairy creamer in existence. The only creamer without dairy is soy creamer.

]]> By: Shanna http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-124683 Shanna Mon, 06 Oct 2008 01:47:34 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-124683 There is a great line from a BR549 song "you can canonize the devil, you can crucify a saint, but you can't replace your half and half with Coffeemate." There is a great line from a BR549 song “you can canonize the devil, you can crucify a saint, but you can’t replace your half and half with Coffeemate.”

]]> By: Bob http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-118600 Bob Tue, 30 Sep 2008 00:56:40 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-118600 Sure it wasn't captain crutch? Sure it wasn’t captain crutch?

]]> By: Luisa http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-86788 Luisa Sun, 31 Aug 2008 12:32:16 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-86788 : D : D

]]> By: spamlamb http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-86610 spamlamb Sun, 31 Aug 2008 03:46:01 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-86610 I totally noticed that! So remember, mishpocha, you no can haz wif cheezburgers. Wait! If youz koshure you no can haz cheez on yer burger. Maybe can has soy cheez-food flavurd prahduct? Make all bedder!!! *confuzzxled goy is confuzzled* I totally noticed that! So remember, mishpocha, you no can haz wif cheezburgers. Wait! If youz koshure you no can haz cheez on yer burger. Maybe can has soy cheez-food flavurd prahduct? Make all bedder!!! *confuzzxled goy is confuzzled*

]]> By: Code http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-86041 Code Sat, 30 Aug 2008 15:57:54 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-86041 I think you may have missed the part of the ingredients list that says "sodium caseinate (a milk derivative)." You can thank the FDA and USDA for this kind of stuff. Non-dairy products are allowed to contain dairy ingredients. If you are allergic, or otherwise want to find products that don't contain diary, you need to look for "Parve" on the label. I think you may have missed the part of the ingredients list that says “sodium caseinate (a milk derivative).”

You can thank the FDA and USDA for this kind of stuff. Non-dairy products are allowed to contain dairy ingredients. If you are allergic, or otherwise want to find products that don’t contain diary, you need to look for “Parve” on the label.

]]> By: ashton http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-85919 ashton Sat, 30 Aug 2008 11:37:02 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-85919 HA this isn't a fail! they put it on cause it comes from processing plant that deals with milk and contains some traces of it. ha the post is a fail itself HA this isn’t a fail! they put it on cause it comes from processing plant that deals with milk and contains some traces of it. ha the post is a fail itself

]]> By: IBKC http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-85659 IBKC Sat, 30 Aug 2008 01:15:40 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-85659 In Soviet Russia, milk contains you! In Soviet Russia, milk contains you!

]]> By: PINGAS http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-83560 PINGAS Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:16:47 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-83560 LOLWUT? LOLWUT?

]]> By: Sarah http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-83403 Sarah Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:18:05 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-83403 This is actually pretty common. Casein isn't really considered "milk" for dietary purposes - I run into this all the time as a vegan. It's a dairy product, but if you have problems digesting milk or any kind of intolerance, it's not a problem. You'll also notice it in a lot of fake "cheese" products that are also labelled non-dairy. This is actually pretty common. Casein isn’t really considered “milk” for dietary purposes – I run into this all the time as a vegan. It’s a dairy product, but if you have problems digesting milk or any kind of intolerance, it’s not a problem. You’ll also notice it in a lot of fake “cheese” products that are also labelled non-dairy.

]]> By: Loz http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-83006 Loz Thu, 28 Aug 2008 10:05:12 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-83006 What, Will Smith? Hahahah, I haven't heard it since the 90s either... are you sure that's not when you were here? What, Will Smith? Hahahah, I haven’t heard it since the 90s either… are you sure that’s not when you were here?

]]> By: Dan http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-82948 Dan Thu, 28 Aug 2008 08:48:41 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-82948 Hahaha... Thank you :-) Hahaha… Thank you :-)

]]> By: BondFan4518 http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-82940 BondFan4518 Thu, 28 Aug 2008 08:27:33 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-82940 As a special reward, you get THREE cookies! And a rubber fist. We're serious :[ As a special reward, you get THREE cookies!
And a rubber fist.
We’re serious :[

]]> By: f00by http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-82911 f00by Thu, 28 Aug 2008 07:54:03 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-82911 Only while the package is closed. Only while the package is closed.

]]> By: jackie31337 http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-82904 jackie31337 Thu, 28 Aug 2008 07:44:33 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-82904 It simultaneously does and does not contain soy. It simultaneously does and does not contain soy.

]]> By: jackie31337 http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-82903 jackie31337 Thu, 28 Aug 2008 07:43:56 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-82903 That reminds me of the big warning that "this product contains wheat" on my package of shredded wheat. More of a captain obvious thing. That reminds me of the big warning that “this product contains wheat” on my package of shredded wheat. More of a captain obvious thing.

]]> By: f00by http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-82901 f00by Thu, 28 Aug 2008 07:39:55 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-82901 Schrödinger's... Schrödinger’s…

]]> By: Alex J. http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-82879 Alex J. Thu, 28 Aug 2008 06:44:15 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-82879 Made in Winston-Salem. I live in Winston-Salem! Made in Winston-Salem. I live in Winston-Salem!

]]> By: BondFan4518 http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-82870 BondFan4518 Thu, 28 Aug 2008 06:08:39 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-82870 And what you use to accelerate is taboo, of course. But as you get faster, and faster and faster you...never mind. And what you use to accelerate is taboo, of course. But as you get faster, and faster and faster you…never mind.

]]> By: Dan http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-82868 Dan Thu, 28 Aug 2008 05:54:43 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-82868 That's probably a better guess than what I had. I'm thinking if a Porn Distra is like a car, I don't want to know what you use to steer. That’s probably a better guess than what I had. I’m thinking if a Porn Distra is like a car, I don’t want to know what you use to steer.

]]> By: BondFan4518 http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-82859 BondFan4518 Thu, 28 Aug 2008 05:37:10 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-82859 I think he meant porn distractions. Probably. I think he meant porn distractions. Probably.

]]> By: annabellie http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-82820 annabellie Thu, 28 Aug 2008 04:11:14 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-82820 ha ha ha...if not one else does...I will laugh at your pun...well pwn'd my friend. ha ha ha…if not one else does…I will laugh at your pun…well pwn’d my friend.

]]> By: annabellie http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-82817 annabellie Thu, 28 Aug 2008 04:04:53 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-82817 can you explain the Irish fascination with that song? It played every where when I was on your fair isle...hasn't played here since the late '90's... can you explain the Irish fascination with that song? It played every where when I was on your fair isle…hasn’t played here since the late ’90’s…

]]> By: Dan http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-82815 Dan Thu, 28 Aug 2008 03:59:43 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-82815 Porn distra? What's a porn distra? Is it anything like a Holden Astra? Porn distra? What’s a porn distra? Is it anything like a Holden Astra?

]]> By: failorg http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-82805 failorg Thu, 28 Aug 2008 03:36:42 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-82805 Your sister's open legs are in this thread? Your sister’s open legs are in this thread?

]]> By: Deadclown http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-82798 Deadclown Thu, 28 Aug 2008 03:19:09 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-82798 FIRST!!!!!!! Damn now I forgot what the hell I was going to say. Stupid porn distra FIRST!!!!!!!
Damn now I forgot what the hell I was going to say. Stupid porn distra

]]> By: K http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-82796 K Thu, 28 Aug 2008 03:15:05 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-82796 There's one in every thread. There’s one in every thread.

]]> By: Anni http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-82790 Anni Thu, 28 Aug 2008 02:54:06 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-82790 It's just easier to cut out dairy and dairy like products from your diet anyway. The soy substitute costs a dollar for drinks at school, which isn't much until you realize you it's a quarter of the cost of the whole thing. All so I can do my classmates the favor of not puking it right back up. Though, we don't have the same problem. It’s just easier to cut out dairy and dairy like products from your diet anyway. The soy substitute costs a dollar for drinks at school, which isn’t much until you realize you it’s a quarter of the cost of the whole thing. All so I can do my classmates the favor of not puking it right back up.

Though, we don’t have the same problem.

]]> By: Anni http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-82789 Anni Thu, 28 Aug 2008 02:50:50 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-82789 The entire city of Winston is full of fail anyway. The entire city of Winston is full of fail anyway.

]]> By: Athanar http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-82781 Athanar Thu, 28 Aug 2008 02:31:00 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-82781 That's like the wipes I saw at Chili's once. "Clean your hands without soap or water. Ingredients: Water, soap, fragrance." That’s like the wipes I saw at Chili’s once.

“Clean your hands without soap or water.

Ingredients: Water, soap, fragrance.”

]]> By: Dexaan http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-82779 Dexaan Thu, 28 Aug 2008 02:19:42 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-82779 Is this one of those 'cat in the box is alive and dead' things? Is this one of those ‘cat in the box is alive and dead’ things?

]]> By: kat http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-82771 kat Thu, 28 Aug 2008 02:00:25 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-82771 milk does not equal lactose, non-dairy means no lactose. milk does not equal lactose, non-dairy means no lactose.

]]> By: Dan http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-82770 Dan Thu, 28 Aug 2008 02:00:10 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-82770 So if this is a non-dairy, would that make this a TOTAL AND UDDER FAIL? So if this is a non-dairy, would that make this a TOTAL AND UDDER FAIL?

]]> By: Dragonwriter http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-82712 Dragonwriter Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:03:22 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-82712 *sets K back upright* *sets K back upright*

]]> By: raelalt http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-82699 raelalt Wed, 27 Aug 2008 22:49:03 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-82699 It's not, nor is any of that cardboard-flavored plastic mass produced by the fast food chains. It’s not, nor is any of that cardboard-flavored plastic
mass produced by the fast food chains.

]]> By: Loz http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-82692 Loz Wed, 27 Aug 2008 22:44:02 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-82692 I am not your mate. I am not your mate.

]]> By: Loz http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-82690 Loz Wed, 27 Aug 2008 22:43:10 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-82690 ♫ Na na na na na na na ♫ ♫ Na na na na na na na ♫

]]> By: DeBoyWonder http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-82689 DeBoyWonder Wed, 27 Aug 2008 22:42:51 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-82689 Lolcatitis: Funny but a little bit gay. Lolcatitis: Funny but a little bit gay.

]]> By: Loz http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-82677 Loz Wed, 27 Aug 2008 22:30:55 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-82677 It's yup, not yum. *is a lion king nerd* :) It’s yup, not yum. *is a lion king nerd* :)

]]> By: Loz http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-82676 Loz Wed, 27 Aug 2008 22:28:24 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-82676 But Basil Brush isn't a coyote! But Basil Brush isn’t a coyote!

]]> By: Loz http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-82675 Loz Wed, 27 Aug 2008 22:26:27 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-82675 Oh yes, <i>that</i> I have a problem with. It's just wrong! Hehe. Oh yes, that I have a problem with. It’s just wrong! Hehe.

]]> By: Avis http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-82674 Avis Wed, 27 Aug 2008 22:26:25 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-82674 Not by a long shot. I don't even think a McMuffin is equivalent to food! Not by a long shot. I don’t even think a McMuffin is equivalent to food!

]]> By: Loz http://failblog.org/2008/08/27/non-dairy-fail/#comment-82672 Loz Wed, 27 Aug 2008 22:23:07 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4086#comment-82672 I'm primarily intolerant of ordinals. I’m primarily intolerant of ordinals.

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