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thepowerofblue

I should say something here, but I’m primary ordinal intolerant.

prwtos

I’m ordinary primal intolerant.

Loz

I’m primarily intolerant of ordinals.

 
 
thepowerofblue

Perhaps I should have pointed out that this is a double fail, because it says “May Contain: Soy” even though the second ingredient is partially hydrogenated soybean oil.

just4internetfame

It’s hit or miss though, cause it also may not contain soy.

Dexaan

Is this one of those ‘cat in the box is alive and dead’ things?

 
 
jackie31337

It simultaneously does and does not contain soy.

f00by

Only while the package is closed.

 
 
 
jackie31337

That reminds me of the big warning that “this product contains wheat” on my package of shredded wheat. More of a captain obvious thing.

Bob

Sure it wasn’t captain crutch?

 
 
 
 
ashton

HA this isn’t a fail! they put it on cause it comes from processing plant that deals with milk and contains some traces of it. ha the post is a fail itself

Code

I think you may have missed the part of the ingredients list that says “sodium caseinate (a milk derivative).”

You can thank the FDA and USDA for this kind of stuff. Non-dairy products are allowed to contain dairy ingredients. If you are allergic, or otherwise want to find products that don’t contain diary, you need to look for “Parve” on the label.

 
 
 
Adoni

It may have milk, but at least its Kosher….

just4internetfame

It’s pickle milk? *masturbates*

Agnus

i wonder why there is always a reference to masturbation in every fail

just4internetfame

The same reason for all the Soviet Russia comments and comment number posts. It’s the internet, it happenes. I just do it for the fame.

thepowerofblue

That’s the problem with kids these days, they’re just in it for the fame. I remember a time when a fellow would do it for the love of the game.

just4internetfame

I hate the game! I just want people to remember my name. Either way it’s all the same. Now stfu before I kick out your cane and cause you some pain. You’ll be face down in a drain and the ass of your pants will have shit stains.

thepowerofblue

You are to Shakespeare as the weightlifting fail kid is to Olympic weightlifters

just4internetfame

And if you’re so old school, then you must have the trade mark on dirt right?

just4internetfame

Or do you have the trade mark on Shakespeare?

just4internetfame

Perhaps the Olympics? That’s it, it’s that one right? Yeah it’s that one.

BondFan4518

I’m surprised no-one’s commented on the name ‘creamer’.

(Comments wont nest below this level)
just4internetfame

Whaaa? Wow good catch there BondFan4518.

 
BondFan4518

‘Good catch’? Is that some kind of innuendo for masterbation I haven’t heard of yet?

 
 
SPEEDninja

Well, maybe.

 
just4internetfame

No, I was simply complimenting on the insight you had to realize that no one had in fact commented about creamer yet. That is all.

 
BondFan4518

Why thank you. I will reward you with a double chocolate chip cookie!

 
just4internetfame

WOOT! Cookie! Nom nom nom.

 
BondFan4518

Wait a minute…
I hearby diagnose you with Lolcatitis - the disease contracted from too many cheezeburgers. Symptoms include Noming, I can hazing and teh bukkiting.

 
just4internetfame

Crap…Sorry *braces for impact*

 
BondFan4518

What the AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I can haz medical aid?

 
just4internetfame

*quickly slaps some sense into BondFan4518* Sorry bout that. *returns what is left of cookie* I don’t deserve this.

 
BondFan4518

Oh. What? Where am I? Who are you? Is this Pyongyang?

 
BondFan4518

Why are you eating a cookie?

(All of BondFan’s senses of reason will become kaput below this level)

 
just4internetfame

Whew! *whipes brow* BondFan4518’s gonna be ok folks.

 
BondFan4518

Gimme that cookie! I wanna cookie!

*Just4 slaps BondFan again. BondFan falls to the ground, twitching*

 
just4internetfame

*sigh* Now what am I gonna do with you? *poke* Are you okay? *poke poke*

 
Loz

Stand back, I’ll give him some of my brownies.
They’ll make him feel much better, although he may think he’s dead for a while.

 
just4internetfame

Ooohhh brownies. May I?

 
Loz

As long as you promise not to phone the police. No matter how concerned for your health you may become.

 
just4internetfame

Now wait a minute, if you’re not the law…then why was I running from you before? Or (I hope I’m wrong) is this a set up? *inches toward the door*

 
Loz

I’m a vigilante ;)

 
just4internetfame

Ok, just keep that billy club where I can see it, away from my rear end.

 
Shadow

Oh, don’t I know it, Loz ;-)

 
 
Dragonwriter

That’s it. Next time I’m spiking the Failblog punchbowl with Prozac before I go to bed…

 
ridingonthermals

well that might keep talonsofpeace in line next time he skips his daily anti-psychotics. But keep an eye out for this Lolcatitis, I hear it’s becoming an epidemic in these parts.

(Vaccinations won’t nest below this level)

 
DeBoyWonder

Lolcatitis: Funny but a little bit gay.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
IBKC

In Soviet Russia, milk contains you!

 
 
 
 
Dow

Not just kosher, but kosher-dairy. That’s what the D next to the OU means.

spamlamb

I totally noticed that! So remember, mishpocha, you no can haz wif cheezburgers. Wait! If youz koshure you no can haz cheez on yer burger. Maybe can has soy cheez-food flavurd prahduct? Make all bedder!!! *confuzzxled goy is confuzzled*

 
 
 
Someone or another

I sense a lawsuit…

stfu

I sense… *masturbates*

Agnus

see my reply to just4internetfame

stfu

it was a joke from ages ago which some of us juvenile minded still find a bit funny, thats why. Agnus kills joke win! Now do it to the firsters.

 
 
 
 
 
thepowerofblue

In Soviet Russia, lawsuit senses you.

Shadow

In Soviet Russia, you’d be sued for making that joke.

 
Guy Over Yonder

On Planet Earth, Soviet Russia jokes are old.

 
 
 
Hello

that’s because you fail.

DT

non-dairy wut

Ingredients: Corn fail solids, partially hydrogenated failbean oil, sodium failanate, beta failotene and ribofailin.

Contains: Fail, May Contain: Pwn

 
 
 
FeetBurger

WOOHOO I GET 7th
Wtf??? why do people constantly masturbate over fails?
stfu, you fail at life, please die

Adoni

dead bodies…*mastur….er…nevermind…*

 
just4internetfame

You wana bitch about people masturbating but you are the first person to mention your comment placement? WTF to you sir/ma’am?