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It’s a fairy fail that’s a fairy fall.
Science WIN, Fantasy FAIL.
“Not to FAIL little children”
Proof positive that the “theory of gravity” applies in fairyland.
faiLry?
Faily.
Win for the chinese people!!! (Faily)
Owned by the failstick
Talonsofpeace returns! I was worried there for a minute.
Really? Because I was relieved. NOW I’m not.
Ahh, another fan! *huggles*
Any part of you that touches me, you’re not getting back.
ORLY? *Giant bear hug*
I think she actually meant that she would separate them forcibly from the rest of your person in a painful and thoroughly unpleasant way…
OOOooooh, that’s gotta hurt.
*winces*
*Rips off any and all applicable appendages and puts them in a blender set to puree*
I hate to say I tolja so…
…oh, who am I kidding. No I don’t. You asked for it.
I am a Roc, I tought I had mentioned that.
(I was talking to talons, sweets, but you DO Roc in a big way!)
Awww, thank you!! I thought you were talking to “him” but I thought I would explain myself, at least a little.
Crack-head bandmate hi-jacked the blog, apologies for psycho doll rantings.
No apologies necessary, it was quite clear you lost control of your digital persona; no hard feelings.
Don’t let it happen again. This is your final warning.
Those little shits just stood there and stared at her. LOL
Apathy win for the children.
Just like so much other stuff on that awful show (NBC’s ‘Most Outrageous”) this is taken from a commercial. They also show a lot of stuff that is known to be fake. And most of the bleeping they do is completely unnecessary, they just do it in a lame attempt to make it funny when it’s not. That show is the only thing I’ve found worse than “My Super Sweet 16″.
My Super Sweet Sixteen is the most disgusting show I have ever seen.
I have to change the channel every time it comes on.
(Big Bang Theory is a close second with that god-awful never-ending laugh track.)
Oh yea I hate that. I thought I was the only one that noticed.
Yeah, they don’t have normal conversations, it’s just every other line is some obvious pun or ‘joke’ with the laugh track played every few seconds.
Lol the kids may have just stood there and stared but the parents in the background just started cracking up so imo the kids were the better of the two
Girl, “OMG what do we do now?!”
Boy, “….. wanna poke her with a stick?”
Girl: “Not with a stick.”
Gravity win.
maybe the writer though like: how the fuck can a human like fly? So he wrote that she just falls down by losing her wings.
MAYBE!
Gravity WIN!
A fairy fale?
Thank you Vandalay, needed to get that pun out of the way
Fairy?
*masturbates*
*masturbates heavily*
you should try ANAL BLAST!
You should try PowerThirst.
Who? Me?
Well. I was talking to Hello, but you go ahead to.
(Just a hint as to the nature of my joke, search Powerthirst 1 on YouTube
)
Or head to www dot picnicface dot com if you want to see all the group’s content. The PowerThirsts and Super Bingo are fantastic, but there are some other gems on there as well.
really?
PowerThirst now comes in GUN!
What about me and my blue collar?
Blue collar?
*masturbates*
I love a bit of rough.
Loz, if you and I were at a table having tea and I set a wartenberg wheel on the table, what would you do?
Probably give you hell for breaking one of my spurs.
You know exactly what I’d do. Finish my tea, excuse myself from the table, and go to do some painting.
Racoon, your time has come! You said you were waiting for a fail with a female in it. How does it feel?
I think it feels like “himself”.
Raccoon* oops
Lox made an error? *internet explodes*
jk.
No, sorry, it must be your imagination.
You just blew my mind!
Really? Did she exhale in your ear?
That’s what I’m talking about.
*masturbates again*
omg you are going to get blind xD
omg!
WHAT!
WHAT YOU SAY!!!
SCHFIFTY FIVE
girlfriends age?
You know what you doing. Move out every “fairy.”
…for great fail.
Embryos are babies!
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed willy is king.
Raccoon is very scary
His palms are very hairy
As he jacks off at the fairy
this flies his man dairy
* coon dairy!
Just don’t asphyxiate yourself with a nintendo game controller
It’s a fairy tale with a fairy fail that’s a fairy fall.
F-F-F-Fail
broke back fairy
I lol’d… hard
That’s good stuff(ing?).
Broke back fairy can’t quit. . .succumbing to the laws of physics.
ha! double entendre!
tinkerbail
Tinkertanked.
Tinkersplat.
Tinkercrack!
Tinkerfail?
Gravity WIN.
Didn’t somebody invent that?
Al Gore I believe
How does he find time, what with keeping us safe from Manbearpig and all?
South Park reference joke WIN!
Agreed, in the reluctant toleration of above show. *shakes Jimmy Wales’ hand*
FTW me with no account?
Newton provided those facts!
I bet he would have been glad it was the apple that fell on his head and not that 180lb(ish?) fairy…
fail for the boys, they’re lost forever inside the fail forest with fail fairys
it is so perfect that the kids just look at her with dejected body languange that says “FAIL” all over it.
I love how the audience just laughs.
The Good Fairy needs to lay off the junk food. xD
I got some junk to feed her.
Damn, why couldn’t the kids have been standing underneath her for added FAIL?
Now THAT would’ve been hilarious!
Hey look, a real-life Fairly OddParent!
Fairy OddParent?
It’s a Nickelodeon show. Don’t ask. Suffice to say, I have a little brother.
No, I meant “Fairy” instead of “Fairly” as in to make it relevant to the fail. I suppose we can now call it a “Fail-y OddParent.”
I suppose so.
Saying “This conversation is over.” in other words WIN
“This conversation is NOT over”
You can’t tell me what to do. You’re not my real dad!!!
That’s why our “snuggles” are less taboo.
*makes more popcorn, settles down to watch*
*munch, munch*
*joins Shadow on the couch*
*steals some popcorn*
And where’s dragonwriter for all of this snuggling and munching popcorn on the couch?
What’s it to you? ¬_¬
Nothing, I swear! *retreats from intimidating inquiry* *peeks from around the corner*
Oh Mike, you rogue. *cuddles*
Nobody ever wants to snuggle me
My ears are burning…did I hear my name and the word “snuggle” together??
(hmm…now it’s more than my ears that are warm…)
You know if you rub two red heads together you can make fire.
How about my red head and your Princess impersonation do some rubbing and/or snuggling?
so that’s where the term fire-crotch comes from. Ooohh…
*snuggles* *hugs* *blushes*
K, done.
lolie…I actually do have fire tattooed on my crotch.
Is that why my pud burns afterwards? HMMMM?!? ::)
If so, that’s the Burn of the Decade!
*snuggles goodnplenty*
*tries to keep it platonic*
*tries to keep a straight face while Loz FAILS miserably*
No platonism required here.
*feels dirty watching all the snuggling on the couch…was just talking about fairies a minute ago…wondering how many are allowed to cuddle at the same time*
42
a fine guiding gal for my -xy
wanna hitch?
*wonders if neoplatonism is allowed*
Redhead? *masturbates*
Oh?
*ditches all pretence of platonic cuddling*
Non-platonic cuddling with a redhead? *masturbates*
*walks over and slaps popcorn out of your hands*
Hate that stuff..
*gives you a chicken sandwich#
*slaps popcorn*
It’s bad for you
*gives you a chicken sandwich*
Air-popped popcorn is naturally high in fiber, low in calories and fat, contains no sodium, and is sugar free, which makes it an attractive snack unless one is limiting carbohydrates. The actual fat, sugar, and sodium content depends on how the popcorn is prepared though and a naturally healthy snack can quickly become unhealthy.
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~ Wikipedia
Thank you for screwing up a nice bout of perfectly
timed violence. Sheesh. Can’t a man just go around slapping
popcorn out of people’s hands without being learned at
anymore?
No hating on popcorn on this thread.
This cornyness corner is for lovers.
And more sexy!
That’s my boy!
The fact that the people laughed is a whole bundle of WIN
Although I have a feeling the laughter is from the TV audience and not the people in attendance. It’s a clip from Most Outrageous TV Moments (or something like that).
Ah damn, you’re right.
Well, I’d have laughed.
Definitely…
Indeed, laughter is the best medicine, even for broken fairy bones.
agreed
Battle royale! Fairy versus floor!
…
…
Floor wins.
I love how apathetic the kids are…
That “what the hell should I do?” apathy they exhibit is why people so often fail in emergency situations. Reaction fail.
fairies never win.
They won the right to marry in the state of California
AHAHA, the best part is how the wand rebounds.
It had a soft wanding. Er – landing.
Yeah, the kids should have gone for the alley-oop.
The more I watch that wand, the more I laugh. You, sir or oddly named madam, know comedy.
And just like real fairies, this one’s dressed all in pink and holding a big stick while she takes the plunge. An astonishing metaphor for real life. Bravo!
FELL!
Let the fairies hit the floor. Let the fairies hit the floor. Let the fairies hit the FLOOR!!!!
Fail to flail!!!
Think about how many times I have fallen …
And we never failed to fail it was the easiest thing to do.
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“Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
Douglas Adams
Well she managed it for about… 10 seconds
She should’ve remembered her towel =O
TINKERFAIL
*lulz*
that fall must’ve hurt killerwit, hows your back?
how’s*
Sweaty, proteus, unlike yours since my chest hair mopped it all up.
making sense fail
Lack of humor fail
Self-aggrandizement fail
Lack of imagination fail
Shouldn’t it be ‘humor fail’ and ‘imagination fail’?
Ha! Comprehension fail!
Common sense FAIL
making love fail
looks like a win to me == killer was in and out so smoothly, pottieus doesn’t even know he’s been analyzed
Wow… Props for Killer.
Failure to launch? That could be a bad thing.
Ah, the joys of lube.
A comment both cute and asstute.
We should come together and in an analytic institute.
I think what Killerwit is saying is that his back is broke and proteus is the other drunk cowboy who got bored screwing sheep
Brokeback Mountain jokes, why can’t we quit you?!?
Jim, you’re a little slim on the analysis there, pardner.
Slim’s not here.
At least she managed to call for help in the nick of time.
yea here’s hoping her fairy godmoWOOPS LOL
Her “help!” sounds more like a plea than part of a declarative statement.
In Modern Iran, there are no fairies!
Obviously. Allah forbids them.
Actually in the words of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, “In Iran, we don’t have homosexuals like in your country. We don’t have that in our country. In Iran, we do not have this phenomenon. I don’t know who’s told you that we have it.”
-From the transcript of Iran’s president speaking at Columbia University
This was ACTUALLY my source material. That guy never lies!
In modern Iran, you couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.
In modern Iran, “Chocolate Rain” is just another description of a locust swarm.
modern Iran is an oxymoron
You got me there.
‘fraid not.
you sir (or madam), have just told the best joke on this page so far
In Soviet Russia, the fairies are you.
Soviet Russia VS. Modern Iran!
The ULTIMATE Showdown!
In Soviet Iran…
In Soviet Iran, everyone shares the nuclear weap… ENERGY!!!
In Soviet Iran, Lawnmower Man is making the phones ring.
They may not be fairy tolerant, and they don’t tolerate gin, but you can still find jinn.
See “A Jihad for Love,” and Sandi DuBowski’s “Trembling Before G-d,” for excellent films on gay life in ultra-conservative cultures.
So wait, the Fairy arrived to help the kids, so does another Fairy have to come to help the original Fairy?? If so, surely they’d send a skinnier fairy the second time round
FAILTALITY! Children WIN!
I hear the final boss is a gnome standing on a rickety ladder.
That’s what you get when you set the game to “Easy”.
This is so fairy…hum funny!
WTF? She’s saying “Not to fear little children, I will fall”
Yeah, what the hell was that? She IS a fairy… Would’ve expected a more… Emmm… Intelligent way to get down… “Not to fear little children, while looking incredibly hot and professional at what I do, I will float down like a feather and explain you what to do.”
Still a flier with a learners permit. She just doesn’t have the landing down yet.
id like to know what happens after she fell.
Killerwit came along and took advantage of the situation.
I granted her three squishes with MY magic wand.
yeah that granting 3 squishes, thing is so old. Everyone knows she would’ve just asked for unlimited squishes…
::)
… and gave her a peek at his pink rubber fist.
Your jealousy on here is getting embarassing.
They picked her up off the stunt mat and wrapped for the day. This is obviously what they wanted to happen. Probably a commercial or something.
Faily fair.
At first I thought she was excaping from a penitentry because of the spotlight.
I can see the headlines now: fairy convict is apprehended by gravity.
(Yes, I know my theory (yes, theory rhymes with fairy ha f*cking ha) is off the mark on why the clip is funny)
Theory rhymes with fairy just like nice rhymes with try.
or killerwit and dipsh*t
and proteus is now tedious.
insidious,
mainly hideous.
….or excaping and escaping
Another fell elegy there, killer — I ha f*king ha’d out loud.
sense fail
Please change your name to “amateurteus”. You’re not the pro that your mother is.
That’s what SHE said.
p.s. I sense fail every time I see that you’ve commented/replied.
WIN!!! BWAHAHA…
your epithet
(and no elegy — it’s just sad)
What, no gay jokes? *looks fallen*
What, you haven’t read the whole thread? *looks up at several gay jokes*
They probably were outattentionwhoringed by all the masturbationary comments. I’m assuming that masturbation doesn’t count as gay, though.
Yes, I know, dangerous habit.
gay masturbation?
*masturbates furiously*
“gay masturbation?”
.
Gotta admit I’m pretty happy during.
FYI: Fairies are equipped with a hard chitinous exo-skeleton. I think its to protect the candy they have inside.
like concept and inept
haha
Old, still makes me laugh for 5 minutes.
Redneck amongst the audience:
“Birrrrrd!”
*Rifle shot*
Oh yeah, and they have great videos like this on this awesome site called “You Tube”.
Or “YouTube” even.
sounds totally tubular, dude
Gnarly vids, brah! *decides to watch Point Break again*
“Adios, amigo!”
*Jumps out of plane with the only parachute*
“Vaya con dios.”
*Fires three gun shots up into the sky whilst screaming “Noooooooooooooooooo!”*
“I am a F.A.I.L. agent!”
In hindsight, self-induced FAIL.
No no. It’s not like a series of tubes. It’s like a truck you can just dump stuff on. Hold on I’ll send you an internet to explain.
It’s not a tube, it’s a series of trucks.
Yeah, I saw that on YouHaul.
LOL
fairy fall. Fairy flail. Fairy fail.
Being helpful FAIL
Unintentional comedy Win!
seems more like planned than fail.
though i suppose it’d still be an ironic fail
Intentional fail?
I like it when Raccoon masturbates.
*coon dairy, indeed….. Woof !
Funny enough, I like it too when I masturbate.
Sorry, but you’ve failed in your fail.
I saw this a couple of years ago on a program about funny adverts, it was for an extra-strong fishing line.
Let down, there was no house that landed on top of her.
Ohh, no… They only cut that out… The hilarity was just too extreme, so they censored it.
Really? Here I was thinking that they stopped it because of the stain that would have been left behind afterwards.
Oh gross! She was on her period?!?
There’s a dwarf hanging in the background.
The dwarf was her tampon?
Fake fails are not fails.
Then you are keeping it real, dude.
Well, actually this is a tv commercial about fishing line.
I adore people who are experts on commercials. What a quick, little window into their realworld life it is. *snickers*
hmmm why is there nothing that looks similar to a penis involved in this fail?
The wand looked a bit phallic.
C=3
C = 3 + P = O?
starwars rules!! This equation works too…
+ O =X
+ C=3 =X
C=3 + O =X
only THESEX variables are important!!!
WOW> COMMENT FAIL. sorry. in a sense it still makes sense because the mouth is open… but:
C=3 + O =X
: P + O =X
: P + C=3 =X
only THESEX variables are important!!!
In Soviet Russia Floor falls on Fairy.
FIRST!!!!!!
Gravity sucks. and had she burst into flames that would have been an AWESOME win. We need more fire. I’ll be right back….*gets his .50 caliber rifle and waits for the ice cream truck*
I think I’m daunted by the idea of Mr Whippy being held up for explosive purposes.
I knew Juggalos still existed!
Insane Clown Posse fans tie into this how? Logic FAIL.
Perhaps because his name is “Deadclown”?
(By the way grammar/punctuation police: I like my question mark outside the quotation marks)
Something is certainly dead, I think it may be Mr Whippy after deadclown took him out for explosive purposes.
nazis not police
Yeah, these guys shoot the punctuation/grammar errors for fun, not money.
It only works if the QUESTION is on the inside of the ()!
Load the video and click on the progress bar at 12 seconds. Lulz will occur at this time.
…And if you play it backwards, the fairy is actually reciting a satanic hymn.
and now you have satanic fairy fail.
I love that the kids just stare at her.
I think Michael Jackson should replace the fairy. He can moonwalk. AND he loves children.
And we know what a fairy he is. plus that nose of his will make him quite aerodynamic when flying. egads. you could cut cheese with that nose
Oh man that is hilarious. Newton would have been laughing his ass off.
Gravity WIN!
Lulz. Fatty.
The kids should have elbow dropped her just like Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka. Would’ve been AWESOME! Anyone want a bomb pop?
Why is she wearing Glinda’s costume?
I cant stop loling!I just cant.Good stuff
Totally saw that one coming but still very funny.
love how the wand even does a little flip at the end…
Once upon a time, there was a FAIL….
Defying gravity? I think not…
I had a mini jump when she fell.
First the Easter Bunny, then Santa…….Now I don’t believe in Fairies!:(
And I thought I was going to rake in the dough for my permanents:(
I am the gaysident of the united rapes of anusmerica, who wants to suck my dick??
Predictable.
ar rar rarf……. (=p dat was funny)
Girl: ha, ha!
Boy: That will teach you to push me around on backstage, bitch.
Very trustworthy.
gravity win. fairy fail.
Science win.
Fairy fail.
And just when the fairy was starting to get over her anorexia…
hehe just like in cartoons rofl
That’s the best thing I have seen in a long time! Just awesome!! And look how the magig wand is rebounding. That’s what it’s worth living for, thank you.
did nobody hear her saying: ”help”?
she knew what was coming.