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i bet cannibal corpse live there
FIST!!!!!!
………never mind.
Fast.
Fur.
Fluff.
…
so it’s a bucket full of semen?
You fail.
wow bucket full of semen you sire are the innovator of the joke future. you take whats funny and bring it to this whole new level of comedy. bravo sir bravo
I love sarcasm.
facetiousness win!
This is the real locale of the street:
Bucket of Blood St, Holbrook, Navajo, Arizona 86025, United States
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&q=E.%20Bucket%20Of%20Blood%20Dr&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wl
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/1727847
dear god, twilight hit the streets, and hard. i think it’s better that twilight stay on the damn pages and sshirts of bella wannabe’s.
LOL
It may shock some to realize that the word ‘first’ does not appear on this page.
Oh crap I just ruined it for everyone.
It will not shock many to realise that the idea of ‘humour’ does not appear in your comment.
Oh wow I have got buckets of blood for everyone.
lol
lol
Very nice and gory (by gory I don’t only mean the name, but also the juicy redness of the STOP sign – or should I say SOTP sign
).
Just wondering – what does the “E.” stand for?
extra beautiful
Emo.
Extraordinary
E stands for “e-”.
As in e-bucket-of-blood.
A virtual bucket.
Teh bukkit. Teh mom haz it.
E. stands for “east”
The Nargle has spoken. All your suppositions are for naught. This is serious people, quit fooling around!
E stands for, “egads! — somebody hasn’t noticed this has been pointed out five times already.”
I believe you are in possession of
MA BUKKIT
or east. you know, it’s just a wacko idea.
… East?
Endless?!?
East.
Empty?
Well that makes no sense at all, who wants an empty bucket of blood.
I dunno, just guessing. Maybe they used it to paint the town red, and the street sign is informing the town of the lack of blood in the bucket.
Then it would no longer be a bucket of blood, but an empty bucket (with bloodstains).
Although I don’t agree with what you are saying, I’ll defend to the death your right to say it.
Oh that’s great! We have an empty bucket over here that needs to be filled…
Any volunteers?
THE bucket of blood? Like how people use an accented e as shorthand for ‘the’?
When does the bucket cease to be a bucket of blood, and start being a bucket of blood, and start being just a bucket?
When it’s half full…. or was that half empty?
When it becomes a bucket full of satisfied gingers.
No
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
(Bananas won’t dance below this level)
what about the jelly?!
Voltaire win?
Wait, can you actually win by quoting Voltaire? :S
No, philosophy never wins.
ACLU? Is that you?
I guess it could be a bucket MADE of blood, but otherwise empty… But then again, is a bucket ever truly empty? It probably countains air, or at least vacuum.
Joke fail.
Bigtime
I don’t think it was meant to be funny.
nerdness win?
wow man… that is lyk deep n’ shit. Not . got any more creative
philosophical questions like, maybe “if a tree falls in the forest and
theres no one there does it make a sound?” Congratulations. this
is the sound of my one hand clapping at your originality.
If the bucket has blood stains, then it’s obviously not empty….
“They will say that I have shed innocent blood. What’s blood for, if not for shedding?”
errrm… transporting oxygen and CO2 perhaps?
science win
Drinking.
Signing contracts with the devil?
extra lube?
Hell…yes.
Christmas critter win
Shedding non-fertilized uterine epithelial cells?
Only about one week a month. No biggie. Happens all the time.
Bathing in.
The kids who went to Chamberlain high school prom?
HOW IS THIS a FAIL????
I say Epic win
Egregious. They abbreviated because people were getting into accidents reading the sign.
Or it could have been Ensanguine and they abbreviated because it was redundant.
I’m just pretty sure that is you leave a bucket of blood out like that, it’s going to get clotty and start to get fairly pungent. Thus the egregious….
Thus the “Eww.”
Or it’s short for “EEEeeeeeeeeeee!!! A Bucket of BLOOD!!!!!!”
Forget the E.
Did no one else notice there’s not roadway identifier?
Is E. Bucket of Blood a street, road, court, circle?
Municipal fail.
It’s a street. There’s just no room on the sign to add it.
I look at that sign and I see blood. Buckets of it.
Or just one giant bucket…!
Hey I used to live there!
WIN
“eat” was my initial thought
>< East. it’s the East end of that street
Or is it?
yes.. it is *rolls eyes*
Typicacly, I think it means ‘East’….anyone?
*typically oops
you know you’re desperate when you have to reply to yourself.
I’m guessing that the E. doesn’t stand for Eimer. That would be redundant.
As a side note, if you have a bucket of blood, don’t let your scrawny shirtless son attempt to lift weights next to it.
oh bloody hell … i wasn’t prepared for that image
east retard this street is in arizona in some town outside the grand canyon its really scuzzy and also number one on the uss list of terrible street names
Enormous
That’s my middle name !
Sadly, only in yer dreams…….
You are now entering vampire territory.
Still, it’s better than West Bucket of Blood. That place sucks.
You haven’t seen North Bucket of Blood. If there ever was a definition of hellhole, N. B of B is definitely it.
ALthough I hear they’ve put a lot of work into cleaning up the south side… what with the new playground, and I hear they’re building a Target.
Nah, the south is ridden with mobsters and casinos. The police there are bribed, and the kids have guns!
Yeah, that’s not surprising… I heard it from a wino on the East side….
In Bloodtown, there is no escaping the sanguine deluge. No matter where you live or where you work, the blood will find you. That or sentient little white dolls with scary eyes and butcher knives.
You guys should move to the ‘burbs… Jug o’ urine is a great place to live. The streets are clean, plenty of space…
But I hear it’s infested with hobos.
There’s a sign under it that wasn’t in the picture. It read “This way lies doom”
Lol’d
Harrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
Where be my eye-pod!!!
Pirate Ninjaman? I call a character combination fail.
i second
Multitasking – I does it !!!
Harrrrrrrr !!!!!!
well, im just going to go out on a limb here and say that the “E” stands for….ummmm…let me see….hmm…this is a hard one…but im going to say “EAST”! yup that’s my final answer.
knowing how to read a street name…you FAIL
and you fail to use the reply button.
It probably explains how you found the e for east thing so difficult
PWN call for ninja goddess, line 2.
also, i think there was a bit of a fail with the “im going out on a bit of a limb”?
shouldnt it be a bit of a whim?
Idiomatic fail.
my penis is very huge
Then your coment is undercompensating.
comment* I can’t help it. I’m a spelling nazi.
Woops mai badd!
*raises an eyebrow at just4internetfame*
remember what I said last time? ¬_¬
*grumbles* Yes sir/ma’am… but but he started it… I swear, one M and you get labeled as a common criminal.
I wish that’s what the Nazis really did. Just march into other countries, set up a puppet government, and correct everyone’s spelling.
. . and clean your teeth and castrate ya as part of the “Clean up the universe” pact.
im definitely down for the teeth thing…especially for those brits!
gross!
british teeth- fail
Punctuation- fail.
Capitalization- fail.
‘Return’ button- fail.
+ streotype fail
im english and my teeth are perfectly normal
ditto.
No, spelling ninja…lol
Barats and Bereta reference?
That should explain the lack of O2 sat blood your brain.
Either I’m having a stroke or there’s something wrong with that sentence…
saturated, Winter-stroker
“O2 sat blood” means “oxygen saturated blood.” Working in the medical field has hindered my laymanese.
I knew what it meant… but that’s cause I watch a lot of “House” >> Yay TV
No matter how you explain O-sat to someone, “O2 sat blood your brain” still is grammatically deficient. I think you meant a “lack of o-sat IN your brain”, or perhapes “lack of o-sat TO your brain”, maybe even “lack of o-sat FOR your brain.”
Jus’ guessin’ here.
Off course that’s what it means, but in this case to focus on the sentence structure totally misses the brilliance of the burn. Cooba up there made a stupid and tiresome adolescent penis post. And then pretty nurse ‘plenty came along and cut his little balls right off.
Why thank you.
Well I’m just quite honored to receive the expression of your friendly gratitude … just so long as you keep that scalpel put safely away.
Scalpel? I thought that she used pruning shears.
No scalpel for you. For you I will save the anal speculum.
cooba : Shouldn’t that read, “my penis is very huge, for a field mouse”
Out standing in his field!
(Trifik burn, Tom)
* Bows Humbly * Gee! Thanks fuzz!
[ Tom wishes for instructions as to how to change
the ugly greenish assigned square into something
more aptly appropriate, desirable and cool. ]
http://gravatar.com
Tried it. They wouldn’t let me be coyote. Screw them and the horse they rode in on.
I think that you can use an alternate nickname there but still use coyote here.
It is the email address that they link the graphic too. So as long as that is the same it should still work.
Thank you. I’ll give it a shot.
Nope. They will only let me use coyote1812 and when I do my witty comments don’t show up here. And I know that no one wants that. *frustrations mount. starts to clean revolver*
hooray!
comment show fail!
I’ve done it, but don’t now remember the exact steps.
It starts with going to gravatar.com, and, as I recall, it didn’t take too much trial and error to get it set up. (Be prepared, though, for little delays when you come back here to post before your icon starts showing up.)
Comment to Check and See IF Avatar Changed
I think it’s a street name win, I would love to live on this street.
Vampire!
Get the garlic!
No, she’s a witch! She turned me into a newt!
What?
I got bettah…
Is she made of wood?
Not entirely, but she’s got some in her.
There’s only one way to find out.
We shall use my best scales!
Holy Grail quote fail. Sorry. It’s “larger scales.”
Quote fail correction fail, it’s actually “largest scales”. And I have the duck!
I do not have three nipples!
I’m afraid that we are going to have to see proof of that.
Sure, Scaramanga. Sure.
Definitely street name win.
No way. Can you imagine going to job interviews and having to put this as your address? I wonder how many times you’d have to say, “Yes, that is my correct address.”
But a definite win for the Charles Manson look-a-like convention application form…
I would totally rock that street name on any application.
Definitely win, and now I’m curious what the name of cross street is.
S Navajo Blvd… not to take all the fun out of it, but that’s what it actually is….
*correction* It’s Purple Heart Trl.
Buckets of Blood meets Purple Heart? Sounds like the making of a Vietnam War flick…
Set in beautiful downton Holbrook…!
S Jar of Dirt…
Stagger Lee Lane!
What? So I’m a fan of Nick Cave.
In the fine town of Millhaven?
10th!
FAIL. (And, I think it is 6th you’re looking for
)
I wonder if the railroad has anything to do with how the street got its name….
That DOES appear to be a railroad crossing doesn’t it?
The magic of Google says this street is in Holbrook, Arizona, and (the best part) an AA group meets there at noon on Mondays. The Bucket of Blood meeting is listed between the meetings at the Fellowship Hall and at the Calvary Baptist Church.
Buckets of blood and church!? Why I never!
Riley’s at it again…. looks like Huey and grandpa are going to have to go whoop his ass.
Where is this street?
That street is in Arizona. Pretty much the only things on it are an AA meeting facility, a train station and a church.
There is a church on E. B. of B? Srsly? Oh I think even a commited agnostic like myself would attend THAT church.
How in “God’s Name” did that happen?
With God’s permission I name thy street…
What do they think about when they sing the hymn “The Old Oaken Bucket”?
committed agnostic? are you committed to not understanding or trying to understand your beliefs…? or do you mean that you’re committed to a mental facility?
I think she’s committed to the concept that things of that nature cannot be proven and are, therefore, not worth investigating. Not trying to put words in your mouth, Jane, just my understanding of what you said.
I think that’s Taoism…
Definition of Taoism: The philosophical system evolved by Lao-tzu and Chuang-tzu, advocating a life of complete simplicity and naturalness and of noninterference with the course of natural events, in order to attain a happy existence in harmony with the Tao.
Definition of Agnosticism: an intellectual doctrine or attitude affirming the uncertainty of all claims to ultimate knowledge.
Definitely agnostic.
Oh you said “things of THAT nature.” I thought you wrote things of nature. One of the teachings of Taoism is that scientists spend too much time researching nature and not enough time enjoying it – therefore it’s not worth investigating.
My bad…reading comprehension fail.
I considered Failing you, but decided to restrain myself… go in peace….
Thank you, oh gracious master of the Google. I will Wu my Wei out of here.
Your Welcome… and though I use google a LOT, I actually didn’t need its services on this one.
Nor grammar beyond that of a 3rd graders comprehension.
You fail.
3rd grader’s comprehension*
Don’t correct people if you can’t do it properly.
You can never do it properly. Corrections of other people’s grammar will invariably contain grammatical (spelling, whatever) errors. It’s a law of the universe.
pork, the other white FAIL.
Wow, so they have language with grammar and punctuation throughout the whole universe?!
It’s not a real law, sorry.
Taoists can be considered agnostic, insofar as they understand that the ground and source of living being, the Tao, is something truly “too natural” for any words or made-up concepts to do it justice.
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If you restrict “agnostic” to refer only to an intellectual assertion about what can and can’t be conceptually known, that’s one thing, and something an old school Taoist would be uninterested by.
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If, however, you allow “agnostic” to apply to an attitude of openness for the matter-of-factly wonderful possibilities we can experience that are more simple and more original than mere intellectual concepts, that’s “Taoist.”
My understanding of agnosticism is that it is, in fact, an intellectual stance. If I were to allow it to apply to an attitude, you would be correct in your arguement, but I cannot think of a practical way to apply this according to my understanding of the word. So, in summation, I hold to my original statement.
“An intellectual stance” … “allowing it to apply” … “argument” … “[the] understanding of the word” — you’re speaking in rational, intellective, conceptual terms here. And within that form of discourse, what you’re saying is understandable.
.
However, everything ever turns on the “how” — everything depends, if you will, on the spirit of something.
.
Human spirituality isn’t really about definitions of words; it’s not about arguments over opinions. It’s about lived experiences. And those experiences are ultimately before words — they are more akin to apprehensions of beauty than being about the logic of definitions.
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My advice would very much be not to hold to definitions, but to use our words more as “serious play” … and to be much more empirical, practical, experiential, artistic, open and humble.
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The potential for “agnosticism” to be a thing both open-minded and open-hearted is what I gesture towards.
*sigh*
My head hurts. Quit making me think! That’s not what I came here for.
Don’t just think something, stand there.
Oh. That’s much better. Thank you.
religio-speak fail…
Thy soul may be healed at the E. BoB church.
i think we can all impugn each other’s vulgar WORDS as inadequate “representations” of “things” that don’t do “justice” to the “ineffable reality”
but that’s not really helpful
Every word you typed in to that little bubble has a definition and, as a result, what you typed makes sense. No matter how much stock you place in things that cannot be conveyed in a language or phrase, anything you try to communicate(esspecially in text such as this) your only option is to rely on the definitions of the words you use. If you decide that you don’t want a word to mean what it is widely recognized to mean, and that it should mean something else, this just causes confusion. I can understand that principles that you convey and your point that most people cannot be labled as 100% “anything”… including agnostic or anything else. However, I would disagree with tampering with the clearly defined meaning of a word to get your point accross. There are plenty of words out there. You don’t need to change any of the meanings.
Besides, Jane agrees with my definition, and it was her comment that started this little tangent….
I consider myself both. Well, I don’t call myself a “Taoist”, but I will say that I follow the teachings of Taoism.
Your words (Yeah) in my mouth party party (Yeah). There’s a party in my tummy (so yummy, so yummy yummy)…
I couldn’t have said it better myself (and didn’t apparently), thank you.
No worries, I’m just glad I didn’t offend whilst trying to fend off a troll.
I am commited to you f*king yourself, how about that troll?
this is definitely a street win. it keeps the theives and burglars out
yeah, freddy krueger lives there
Arr, it’s a pirate street name!
you can’t spell Aaarrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
they could name it Erik instead
Well at least you gotta stop when you cross the bucket.
or kick.
…one of the evergreen bucket kickers!
Well he walked through the rain, and he walked through the mud,
’till he came to a place called the Bucket of Blood.
yes well, what he said is not what you heard and what you heard is not what he meant. THEY BE STEALIN’ MUH BUCKET! ( of blood)
is this located anywhere near oversized menstruating blvd?
What I want to know is, what’s the cross street? Trough of Entrails?
Although I’d like to live at the corner of Torture and Dismemberment.
S. Bowl of Brains
Bucket of Blood St, Holbrook, Navajo, Arizona 86025, United States
just down the street from Nazi Experimentation Lab ct, two streets over from Brain Matter on Hood of Car Lane and within comfortable walking distance from of Aborted Fetus in Mason Jar Ave. its not the friendliest of neighborhoods. i had to move to the good side of town. you know, just past the 7-11 by Kitten Finds Iraqi IED Place.
Your comment = WIN.
Is this a street for pirates only?
That is the most metal thing I have read all day.
I’m pretty sure Danzig lives on this street. Oh, and he wants to know where that robotic ghost is…the robotic ghost was supposed to be hooking him up with the elf blood.
No, Danzig lives on Blood River Drive, where the blood never runs out and is always flowing.
no but your mom is…. filthy wench
There is a restaurant/bar in Kentucky or Kansas or Arkansas or one of those non-coastal U.S. states that I am not curious about at all that is called “Bucket of Blood Saloon” or something like that. I found a t-shirt from there at a thrift store in Texas. I don’t know where that shirt is now, but I would not be surprised if that restaurant place was so awesome, or popular, or had to have a street paved specifically for its location, that the street was named after it. That kind of stuff does happen.
Youre one of the neutral Gray people from Futurama arent you? “We dont have strong feelings about this one way or another.”
maybe. i don’t know.
obscure futurama ref win!
“If I don’t make it, tell my wife ‘hello’”
The Bucket of Blood Saloon is in Virginia City, Nevada, in the hills southeast of Reno. It village is a colorful little tourist trap that originated at the site of the Comstock Lode silver bonanza and is where Sam Clemens perfects his transformation into Mark Twain. Virginia Citizens prize their eccentricity and mark it with annual events such as Outhouse Races (The finish-line ribbon comes on perforated rolls!) and Testicle Festical, sort of like a chili cook-off but featuring Ricky Mountain Oysters. If you ever get close to the Reno/Tahoe area, a trip to Virginia City is like a painless trip into an Alternate, if tourist-trappy, reality.
THIS is what happens when you let the local high school have a “Name our street” contest.
ha a street in the town i went on holiday to had a street signposted “the street with no name”
was Bono there?
I might have to pass on the rice crispy treats at that block party.
its actually named after a bar on the same street. look for it theres tons of history about it. also search stagger lee. he was some crazy pimp that killed a bartender there or something. this is not a fail but a complete triumph
This would have been much more appropriate if it had been posted on Sept 19.
Fail…or WIN?
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definite advertising fail.
that’s an excellent name for a street.
That’s an excellent name for an emo haven.
It must be every emo kid’s dream to reply with “666 E. Bucket of Blood” when asked their address.
There must be a 50 yr old waiting list to live on that street.
That’s unfortunate, but I believe it.
I went to college in a hippie town where my friend lived on 420 High St. No joke. She didn’t really think it’d be an issue until April rolled around and she had to chase off every teenage pothead twat off her stoop with a broom.
that sounds awesome. i have so many questions. did she wear an apron? did she ever throw a shoe at one of them? did a pothead ever steal a pie she had cooling on her window sill? did one ever get into her house, sending her into hysterics?
Here is Shades of Death Road in Warren County, NJ:
http://www.lostdestinations.com/shades/shades006.jpg
http://maps.google.com/maps?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4GGIH_enUS274US275&q=e.%20bucket%20of%20blood%20st&um=1&sa=N&tab=wl
Oh that’s right by the dinosaurs! http://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/15815
Yeah, It’s Holbrook. It’s about a half hour or 45 mins from where I live, depending how you drive.
Sorry. Street name WIN.
How is this Fail? This street sign is made of win.
In Soviet Russia street sign wins you.
In Soviet Russia, you would be put to death for making a “Soviet Russia reversal” joke.
dude!
i so wanna live on this street!
are my neighboors dracula and the cullen coven?!
Apparently the street was named after the exploits of a homicidal walrus, after the internet went one bucket joke too far. . .
Surprisingly, I’ve actually driven by this street, also marveling at the name, wondering what the heck these people were thinking. It’s in Holbrook, Arizona.
why is it when i type this street name into google maps it brings up ads for lawyers? no, seriously.
Too funny!
“How do you get to Bucket of Blood Street?”
“You take Purple Heart Trail.”
geez louise. that’s awesome.
I think that street is in Ravenholm. We don’t go to Ravenholm o_o.
Does the Lolrus know that his bucket’s been found?
I think the question is, now that the lolrus’ bucket has been found and filled with blood, does he want it back?
The town council decided, “Hmm… Lets have no one ever come near out town again!” E BOB st was a test run. Seeing some success, the follwing streets shall be renamed. “Cherry lane” will now be know as “North Shotglass of spit”. “First Street” will be “South Tablespoon of Bile” and finally, “Main Street” in the popular downtown area will henceforth known as “West Tophat of Spooge Blvd”
urban planning fail
i want to steal this sign very badly.
too bad i’m on the opposite side of the world.
failing that, an explanation & history of the sign’s inception’d be good.
lolrus’s revenge
Hey a street in Jersey is called Shades Of Death Road.
Nice neighborhood Fail, or you can just say Jersey and it’s the same thing.
So just Jersey.
OMG I”VE BEEN THERE!!! I took a picture of it! (though it didn’t turn out that good, it’s too fuzzy to see…>.< *fail*:P) The “e” stands for “east” because the street that it is opposite of (it’s on an intersection) is just “Bucket of Blood ST.” I kid you not. It’s in Albequerque, New Mexico!
It’s named for the famous Bucket of Blood Saloon in Virginia City, NV. Virginia City is a great, little western town that has an old cemetery worth checking out and a few other cool things to do.
http://www.bucketofbloodsaloonvc.com
This is in Holbrook, Arizona. I pass by it every day. =]
this street is in Holbrook, AZ
8D More like win!
nothing that has to do with blood on that road
been on it meny times
i’ve been there before,i died there, and also IM A GHOST! booga booga boo! not realy or did i oo
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stupid internet! thats supposed to be a face!
Bucket of Blood St
Holbrook, AZ 86025
So says Google Maps.
omg i’ve seen that place before!
This is very up-to-date info. I think I’ll share it on Delicious.
That’s a WIN! It’s the most epic street name ever. I want to live there.
I think it is win, not fail.
I’d say that’s win
Isn’t this where the movie “Carrie” was filmed?