Racoons are not to be hated.
They possess the single most awesome power in the history
of all creatures that ever walked god’s green earth:
Playing dead.
Think about it. There is nothing better.
Dammit.
You’re right. I withdraw my earlier comment and shalt from
now on make it my sacred mission to wipe all racoons from
this earth because of their Uselessness.
But if you want fun, give ‘em a piece of sugar, hehe.
I think you’re thinking possums. I mean, not that a raccoon might not play dead, but they call it playing possum for a reason.
I’ve run into raccoons several times. They always just ran away or charged (past) me.
North American Mammal Identification Fail! Raccoons do not smell really bad unless they get into your garbage–which they love to do. Skunks smell bad and possums play dead. None of these animals are a type of cat.
My being a racist is highly debatable but it has nothing to do with my correcting you.
On a related note: The word you just butchered is spelled “palindrome.”
Everyone’s a little bit racist today. Doesn’t mean we go around commiting hate crimes. Look around and you will find that no one’s really colour blind it just a fact that we all should face… that everyone makes judgements, based on race.
umm… not really… Are you thinking of a skunk? A raccon has a ringed tail and a black ‘mask’ and little hands like a human. Not cats. More intelligent and more curious then cats though.
Damn guys, I’m sorry. My bass player blog-jacked the password and has been ranting like a mad man. Restored the peace, sorry about the psycho doll face and what not :/
Oh yes I am! Oh…wait… I was distracted by your foxy asse avatar.
Turtles are a part of a drinking fraternity. If someone asks you if your’e a turtle, you must respond correctly no matter where you are. If not, you owe that turtle a drink. There’s more, but I won’t post it all here.
My comment was from Dana Carvey in Master of Disguise.
What’s the oldest living frog’s age again? Now what is the oldest (still living, I might add) turtle again? I doubt a frog will ever live to be 177 years old.
If only there were some sort of, like, little stick with like a tiny little divot in the top that would hold the ball for me… then I could stick it in the ground and golf without being a total artard… maybe made of plastic or something… if only… if only
I think it was a good thing since more than likely he had some sort of chemical weapon in that bag and was planning on launching it on the unsuspecting people below. That’s why he was hitting the golf ball, to test trajectory and wind speed. *Whew!* we lucked out!
Better be careful though, if Pres. Bush gets his hands on this footage we might invade that mountain peak.
Easy, this was the same model of camera that the people in Cloverfield were meant to be using, built of Indestructanium and the sweat from Jack Bauer’s brow…
That particular alloy can only be made one of two ways: either by teams of hihgly trained scientists utilising a carefully controlled combination of extreme temperature and pressure in advanced laboratories; or by MacGuyver using a blowtorch made of a can of aerosol glue and a cigarette lighter in some dude’s garage/basement/shed.
If it’s a pre-digital type of camera, one that uses a magnetic tape for storage you could extract the tape spools from the smashed wreckage, gut a different tape, replace it with the recovered spools and play it. The camera would keep recording up till the impact.
Definitely not.
Seeing as this IS failblog I had my fingers crossed the whole time.
I was even practicing my wincing-face in case the fall got really graphic.
What a waste. :/
Actually, Schadenfreude does tend to permeate here. Perhaps you should try a less offensive website. I suggest “www.itsallfunandgamestillsomeonelosesaneye.com” or “www.watchmestickthishotpokerintosomeoneseye.com” or you could always rent Hostel or Hostel 2.
They might have been high in terms of elevation (lack of oxygen). They also might have been smoking crack off camera. You can never tell with these kinds of fails.
Well yeah, they have serious problems with public ball-washing at golf courses. What’s even worse is when people decide it’s ok to wash their clubs. Your trusty old 4-iron might have a long shaft, but we don’t want to see it
Your Anti-matter Vehicular Integrator can be changed by sending in your old one with its original packaging. Please include a $5.60 Money Order to cover postage and handling.
You’re not fooling anyone, we saw what you were doing while watching the weightlifting fail. You tried to claim it was the mom that got you excited, but you had been going at it from the get-go.
i hope his mothers prius gets carjacked on the way down to the club where he’s debuting for the first time in cheap drag. we can only hope the resulting freeway terror that ensues is as horrible as his taste in men.
look Ian/Ringo,
there’s only one football and soccer isn’t it. i may come from the land of fatty fats but goddamn it our weather changes from something other than “partly rainy” and our teeth collectively don’t look like we’re throwing up gangsigns to represent the economically challenged streets of bicuspidville.
what make you think it’s just those on that soggy island off france, that think that football is not a games played by people with odd shaped balls? (see comment below)
“there’s only one football”, oh so gaelic football, aussie rules football, association football and american football are all the same thing? Hmm.
Oh and your stereotypes are old and boring.
I could just see his thoughts as he was typing that: I’m going to make myself look like a total jackass and validate the stereotype of the typical stupid American, all in one post!
.
.
.
(chortle)”
Do you realize how impossible it is for mold to grow inside a person? The immune system would take care of it before it ever managed to grow beyond a few spores.
There are at least 4 games ending in football (Gaelic, american, Rugby, Australian rules) but only one that does not have a prefix in the civilised world
There’s a thing called Canadian Football as well. But since it is played by
Canadians no one cares.
.
(Disclaimer: No Canadians were hurt in the making of this comment)
*Paging the real talonsofpeace*
You’re presence is requested to root out this impostor. Please bring all necessary documentation and proof of wit/intellect.
That is all.
I unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window dresser. So, you think you could outclever us french folks with your silly, knees-bent, running-about, advancing behavior? I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy-leather, second-hand, electric donkey bottom biters.
No chance english bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing; you tiny brained wipers of other peoples’ bottoms.
Imposter poster (aka, my bassplayer) has been de-modded and will not be high-jacking Talonsofpeace anymore. Sorry about the scary doll thing and the rest of his bull shit. *smacks bass player*
“OMIGAD! 911? This guy TOTALLY didn’t take the pimento out of the olives and.. uh.. I mean… this guy has a gun! Yeah! And he’s stealing sandwiches! Come down here and have him make mine right!”
“3″ 333 times would be 333333333333333333333333333333333333333333…. it never turns to nines…
Whereas “3″ 3 times for each digit (3+3+3) or a total of 9 3’s makes much more sense in this insensible subject when trying to dial 999 with only 3’s to use.
Next week, there will be a FAIL video posted of some unsuspecting chump getting clobbered by a backpack that falls from seemingly nowhere. And only WE will know the true story. MUWHAHAHAHA, etc.
If only he through the club over as well.
Then he could truthfully say, “I got pummeled by a bag of balls and a club. They fell from the sky and hit me hard.”
So wait. Can the chief of Grammar Police please tell me if I’m wrong or not? For the tense of the word. Not for the spelling. It’s tearing at my insides.
Well, in all honesty, I wanted to keep this going, I was interested to see where it would lead as well, but I could not think of a good way to do that without overstepping the bounds of decency.
*recognizes the hilarious irony of what he has just said*
I still have some fish left over from my slap-arousal experiment a few fails ago. Still haven’t found the right one to slap Loz with, but you’re welcome to continue the experiement.
the first fail here is to be on a mountain with that kind of equipment (say: shoes, …) they got.
that bag falling down is maybe their biggest WIN ever: thinking about what it takes to get your own ass onto the same parabolic curve because of the wrong shoes, the wrong attitude and sure the missing experience…
Actually this is not a fail, it’s a win. These are the first people in existence to manage to make golf remotely interesting even if it was just for a moment.
Parental involvement in the purchase or gifting of the 45-litre internal frame rucksack in question automatically dictates the maximum handicap applicable.
THANK GOD! finally a true fail, so uncommon these days. True Fails are those that show lack of foresight by the individual who eventually gets shafted through his own action. This is a great example, but FAILBlog has been FAILING at bringing us real FAILS recently…
Your comment Fails at being interesting, amuzing or even slightly giggle worthy. I find it to be bland and boring and very critical. Perhaps you would like to demonstrate what a “True Fail” is so that we among the FAILINGest FAILBlog crowd can observe such an event and gasp in amazment… THANK GOD!
The act was fake. They did this on purpose. A filled bag would weigh quite a lot, and would not “fly” over the cliff as it did on its own.
Fake, fake, fake. But funny.
You know, I had the strangest feeling of deja vu while watching this video…
I did some research, and discoverd where I had first seen this video: it was featured on G4’s Attack of the Show back on August 4th.
Someone was f’ing around in a similar manner (throwing rocks off a cliff after a hike to the top) and killed a friend of my family’s last year in Wyoming. Fail.
Can anybody confirm or deny that this is Mt. Rundle in Banff National Park, Alberta, Canada? I’ve been to the top of that peak and this looks suspiciously familiar- the highway below, the golf course off to the golfer’s left, and the hotel (I think?) behind it.
I was actually thinking this looks like Rundle, or possibly cascade… definitely looks like it’s close to Banff, because I think that’s the Bow River that you can see… the view looks very much like the view in Banff….
Actually, “learned” is the only acceptable past tense in American English. “Learnt” sounds ignorant to the American ear and would be unacceptable in any official printing.
watching a couple of rich douches knocking balls off a mountainside isn’t all that funny. A helicopter was probably sent within 20mins of this happening to replace the pack.
Er… that was… inspired.
I like turtles… I hope there wasnt one in that bag…
Are you a turtle?
Yes… I shall change my name to… Senior Turtle
You’re not a Turtle. I can see why you’d want to be a Turtle, though. They are awesome.
I hate turtles.
You hate turtles? Screw you.
No love for the haters.
I belong to the Turtle Club.
Turtle, turtle.
I hate raccoons, too, actually.
raccoons are those who smell really bad right?
or are they a type of cats? :/
Racoons are not to be hated.
They possess the single most awesome power in the history
of all creatures that ever walked god’s green earth:
Playing dead.
Think about it. There is nothing better.
I didn’t realize possums and racoons had so much in common…. *cough*
Aren’t opossums the ones who play dead?
I’m pretty sure that is a oppossum.
Dammit.
You’re right. I withdraw my earlier comment and shalt from
now on make it my sacred mission to wipe all racoons from
this earth because of their Uselessness.
But if you want fun, give ‘em a piece of sugar, hehe.
Akshully ‘possums they juss faints, akshully.
And live in the Okeefenokee Swamp and run for president.
…bazz fazz!
I loves Pogo!!!!!
Raccoons are the ones that scare you in the dark when you are camping and are 5 years old, and then they ear all your food.
You are five years old I mean, and raccoons scare you. It happened to meeeee!
But make no mistake, they still ear your food. 5 yrs old, or not. The savages…
Yes, they stick your food in their ears and leave a nasty, waxy buildup all over it.
Sounds hawt.
*gives Shadow a quizzical look*
Don’t even try to understand it.
Hell, half the time I don’t understand my comments.
Reply here
I think you’re thinking possums. I mean, not that a raccoon might not play dead, but they call it playing possum for a reason.
I’ve run into raccoons several times. They always just ran away or charged (past) me.
Well they’re better than humans, that’s all I’m saying.
Raccoons are my favorite animals and they rock!
so shut up other people!
North American Mammal Identification Fail! Raccoons do not smell really bad unless they get into your garbage–which they love to do. Skunks smell bad and possums play dead. None of these animals are a type of cat.
You’re biased, I’ve never been in your garbage.
As a matter of fact you can keep your garbage to yourself. Racist.
“Raccoon” is not a race. Therefore the term you were searching for was “Misozoonist.”
Insult fail
Wow. That whole conversation could’ve been one huge “Burn of the Week”…
speciest surely?
@ridingonthermals, you are a racist too. Or a misozoonist. Or a palyndrome.
Administrator, I feel discriminated. Waaaaaah!
What, praytell, does a palindrome (or, for your sake, palyndrome) have to do with it? Perhaps if nooccar was a misozoonic slur of some sort…
My being a racist is highly debatable but it has nothing to do with my correcting you.
On a related note: The word you just butchered is spelled “palindrome.”
Hey, I just learned that word a couple of days ago, so cut me a liitle slack.
Racists.
Apparently you didn’t ‘learned’ it very well.
Actually, “learned” is proper American-English for the past-tense of the British variant “learnt.” American English Fail.
Everyone’s a little bit racist today. Doesn’t mean we go around commiting hate crimes. Look around and you will find that no one’s really colour blind it just a fact that we all should face… that everyone makes judgements, based on race.
Actually, munch, both versions are acceptable in both variants of English.
Black is not a race, so terms like “n*gg*r” and “c**n” are not racist.
Is that what you’re saying?
umm… not really… Are you thinking of a skunk? A raccon has a ringed tail and a black ‘mask’ and little hands like a human. Not cats. More intelligent and more curious then cats though.
I hit a skunk with my car once. It was not fun for either of us.
Little hands? Raccoons are carnies?
at martinez:
dude
that’s an opossum.
a raccoon just digs for shit in the trash.
perhaps you hate every creature in the univers?
Hmmm, where is this univers you speak of?
I wonder how many people are going to get that reference…
Master of Disguise. I’m the other guy that saw it.
*high-fives*
This is what you’re doing <
This is what I want you to do –
You mean exactly like Star Wars?
Sort of, but with a smaller nerdbase.
Would you please take his place? Your varied vocabulary would cetainly make better scripting. I’m sure you’d be wildly popular. Or not.
And it is good to see you, Killer guy.
Things can get a bit more dead here without your murderin’ ways.
Yeah, I’ve missed him.
Me too also.
b-b-but dragon, you taught me to put commas around the word ‘too’.
“Me, too, also.”
Lol
Heeeee! You got me.
*thwacks Loz with a herring*
That herring sure gets a lot of business. Probably works for scale.
Damn guys, I’m sorry. My bass player blog-jacked the password and has been ranting like a mad man. Restored the peace, sorry about the psycho doll face and what not :/
Speaking of turtles, when they hung the camera over the edge, my willie drew it’s head back like a turtle…. I hate heights.
You’re not turtley enough to join our turtle club.
Yeah, well you’re not assey enough to join my asse club.
*purr*
Am I? All my friends tell me I’m a giant asse.
Oh Shadow, you know you’re always welcome in whatever club I start!
(Just hope she don’t knock you over a cliff with that club.)
Sara, Shadow will be glad to enter that new pregnancy club of yours.
And Sara, you can’t post comment on this thread.
Gentlemen Only Ladies Fail.
Good thing I’m no lady, then.
:p
Sara’s not a lady. She’s a fox. And a huge asse.
Yeesh.
Gentlemen only? Good thing I have one in my uterus then.
That is one long penis.
Oh yes I am! Oh…wait… I was distracted by your foxy asse avatar.
Turtles are a part of a drinking fraternity. If someone asks you if your’e a turtle, you must respond correctly no matter where you are. If not, you owe that turtle a drink. There’s more, but I won’t post it all here.
My comment was from Dana Carvey in Master of Disguise.
Snaaaaaaaake! It’s a snaaaaaaaake! Ooooh, oooooohhhh, it’s a snaaaaaaake!
Am I not tuurtley enough for the tuuurtle club?
turtle turtle turtle!
i need my turtle suit
Try deep frying, they’re great then
Any relation to Senior Frog?
More like junior turtle.
What’s the oldest living frog’s age again? Now what is the oldest (still living, I might add) turtle again? I doubt a frog will ever live to be 177 years old.
ahem!
You bet your sweet @$$ I am!
Thank you, Death. How is your mule, today?
I’ve got a turtle head poking out…
Turtles!
*masterbates*
orly?
What was that fore?!
No it was EXTREME!!!!!
If only there were some sort of, like, little stick with like a tiny little divot in the top that would hold the ball for me… then I could stick it in the ground and golf without being a total artard… maybe made of plastic or something… if only… if only
teehee
Ugh, worst pun of the week award.
joke fail…tees are generally made of wood
first hahaha!
AAaawww, that’s gotta suck…Hilarious. But gotta suck =)
I think it was a good thing since more than likely he had some sort of chemical weapon in that bag and was planning on launching it on the unsuspecting people below. That’s why he was hitting the golf ball, to test trajectory and wind speed. *Whew!* we lucked out!
Better be careful though, if Pres. Bush gets his hands on this footage we might invade that mountain peak.
signed
No
This is the kind of post I have come to expect from someone named ‘First!’.
Play it where it lays
Twas a sight indeed.
Twasn’t twas it?
Twas it twas, twasn’t two twats about it.
You’re a twat.
Tweet?
You are what you eat.
Are you calling me a pussy?!
Are you calling me an embryo ?
Now I see — he’s calling us a WHAT!
What?!
was i the only one that expected the camera man to take a header too?
The lulz would have increased exponentially had that been the case.
I got chills when the camera was looking over the ledge
srsly, me too. i bet they’re glad it wasn’t the dude’s parachute he chucked over the edge…
Yes you are.
If the camera man bit it how could they get the camera back to post the video?
duh.
Posting only once FAIL
Give me back my “happy eye”. . .
I’m sure the body recovery squad would have found it eventually.
Exactly!
Easy, this was the same model of camera that the people in Cloverfield were meant to be using, built of Indestructanium and the sweat from Jack Bauer’s brow…
but… will it blend?
That particular alloy can only be made one of two ways: either by teams of hihgly trained scientists utilising a carefully controlled combination of extreme temperature and pressure in advanced laboratories; or by MacGuyver using a blowtorch made of a can of aerosol glue and a cigarette lighter in some dude’s garage/basement/shed.
…and his pocket knife
…which he made himself from the tinfoil his sandwiches were wrapped in…
if you used unobtainium, then it can withstand the pressure of the earths core
a drop from a cliff would be nothing
Walk to the base of the montain, clean off the slattered camera man?
If it’s a pre-digital type of camera, one that uses a magnetic tape for storage you could extract the tape spools from the smashed wreckage, gut a different tape, replace it with the recovered spools and play it. The camera would keep recording up till the impact.
Yes. If the camera man bit it, then how could they have posted the video?
duh.
Posting FAIL!
Posting twice WIN
Definitely not.
Seeing as this IS failblog I had my fingers crossed the whole time.
I was even practicing my wincing-face in case the fall got really graphic.
What a waste. :/
lol my heart was racing i thought he was gonna fall too
Did your heart win or fail? If it got last place, do you cut it out and eat it? If you win, whose heart do you cut out?
Just a guess…. You like to cut your wrists don’t you?
No, raping animal carcasses is my bucket o’ blood.
Well of course, who doesn’t like to rape animal carcasses? This statement was akin to saying ‘the sun will raise tomorrow’ it doesn’t need to be said.
It truely doesn’t.
What exactly does the sun raise? The blue sky perhaps? Or maybe it raises the day….hmmmmmmm.
Copernicus fail… the Sun doesn’t rise, the the Earth turns, giving the appearance of the Sun rising.
Pedantry WIN!
Yeah, I got my hopes up several times. So close. So close…!
Lolz.
i hope his ipod was in there
I smell Schadenfreude.
No, that’s just his wife…she sweats Spaten.
Actually, Schadenfreude does tend to permeate here. Perhaps you should try a less offensive website. I suggest “www.itsallfunandgamestillsomeonelosesaneye.com” or “www.watchmestickthishotpokerintosomeoneseye.com” or you could always rent Hostel or Hostel 2.
You might want to check the bottom of your shoes then.
Moments after fail, “… on noes! My pokemans were in there!”
that. was. amazing.
I guess they were high.
It’s certainly not a requirement, but it helps.
Thank you, CO.
I’d say that the altitude caused by a lack of oxygen to the brain, but they seem to be lacking one of the prerequisites
“altitude caused by a” = “altitude caused a”
Apparently, I have been high before…
They might have been high in terms of elevation (lack of oxygen). They also might have been smoking crack off camera. You can never tell with these kinds of fails.
Well duh…the camera showed the edge of the cliff…
Just say “no”, Jon…Just say “no”.
That… was kind of the point.
Oh, you meant drugs? Sorry, just felt I had to point out the pun
I mean, they are on top of a mountain. That is pretty high.
why didn’t he use the cameraman as the ball holder?
he will be. didn’t you hear him say that they lost the other bedroll?
I think the cameraman is ALREADY his ball holder.
Hahah, nice…
Well, the cameraman might be holding his brains, they’re certainly not being used. Of course the two might not be mutually exclusive.
I love the drinking fountains at golf courses that have prohibitive signs.
.
“Not for washing balls”
Well yeah, they have serious problems with public ball-washing at golf courses. What’s even worse is when people decide it’s ok to wash their clubs. Your trusty old 4-iron might have a long shaft, but we don’t want to see it
mmmm…….open face club sand wedge.
(Just a little Simpson’s joke for all you fans out there.)
I lol’d.
mmm… Pistol Whip
and you are mine.
First you have to find yours.
Confusing answer.
I don’t get its meaning at all.
it isnt often you find a club at the top of a huge cliff
Why am I the only one who can’t figure out how to change my AVI?
Your Anti-matter Vehicular Integrator can be changed by sending in your old one with its original packaging. Please include a $5.60 Money Order to cover postage and handling.
lol, answer win
you’re not the only one.
Captain Obvious? Sounds more like Captain Oblivious.
I bet the car keys were in his bag.
And all their remaining pot.
. . and their water, food, and repelling tools. The only clue we have that these folks didn’t die up there is that this video made it to the internet.
Well, they are pretty repellent.
wuahaha
made my day
And that’s why you always carry some extra tees with you on the course…
What do you think the par for THAT course would be??
The par for that course is FAIL.
Five. Maybe six.
No.
Science tells you this is a par abolic course.
There was certainly something boundless to the extreme with these squares.
I think these guys were on more of an alchobolic course.
And they were already a little parboiled by this point.
Paradoxically, the bag wasn’t a parachute.
But they were a paraidiots.
This is just another example of the disparity between public golf courses and private ones.
I keep hoping a fail with chicks comes up so I can masturbate, but no dice.
Oh-kay, since no one seems to acknowledge my comment, I’m going to masturbate anyway.
*masturbates*
Kinky.
No kidding. A poultry fetish. Bleech!
Ch ch ch ch ch ch chicken.
You’re not fooling anyone, we saw what you were doing while watching the weightlifting fail. You tried to claim it was the mom that got you excited, but you had been going at it from the get-go.
i hope his mothers prius gets carjacked on the way down to the club where he’s debuting for the first time in cheap drag. we can only hope the resulting freeway terror that ensues is as horrible as his taste in men.
tramp.
Well somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning…
No kidding…who do you suppose masturbated in HIS Wheaties??
*looks guilty*
You too!
Blech… :-S
i hope next they they try football and the golfer gets to be goalie
there is no goalie in football assnut.
that’s soccer.
(chortle)
no that is football you only touch the ball with your FOOT hence FOOTball
look Ian/Ringo,
there’s only one football and soccer isn’t it. i may come from the land of fatty fats but goddamn it our weather changes from something other than “partly rainy” and our teeth collectively don’t look like we’re throwing up gangsigns to represent the economically challenged streets of bicuspidville.
Proteus,
I stand in awe of your burninator ability. That was the hands down best burn ever.
Yeah, nom nom nominated.
Dear sweet baby Jesus, please let this win burn of the week. Amen.
Sweet 8 pound, 10ounce infant baby Jesus?
…layin’ there in the manger. He’s my favorite.
Shuhtup Kipp.
Shutup Kipp.
I prefer Sweet Baby Ray’s.
The holy infant just isn’t a substitute for good barbecue sauce.
Baby Ruths are more my speed.
what make you think it’s just those on that soggy island off france, that think that football is not a games played by people with odd shaped balls? (see comment below)
“there’s only one football”, oh so gaelic football, aussie rules football, association football and american football are all the same thing? Hmm.
Oh and your stereotypes are old and boring.
So are his lame attempts at trolling.
You forgot rugby football
That’s what they call it in most, if not all, of the rest of the world.
Think outside your own country.
(chortle)
Please tell me you are joking.
I think he’s trying to start a war. Hence the chortle.
gee… ya think?
when i give the comment… unleash hell
I could just see his thoughts as he was typing that:
I’m going to make myself look like a total jackass and validate the stereotype of the typical stupid American, all in one post!
.
.
.
(chortle)”
damn. can’t even get any love for the bicuspidville comment. i worked for like 3 seconds on that. …so mean
So boring…
Go fish, bitch.
Trying to be a smartass FAIL.
…though he seems to have the second part down pretty well.
He does think he’s quite the wit doesn’t he. Well he is half right.
*lulz* that’s Burn of the Week worthy, my friend.
haha, win
At least that’s better then having to deal with another numb-nutted, gap-toothed idiot hillbilly.
That’s a little redundant. You can just say “hillbilly”. I like to call them “mouth-breathing sister-fu@%ers”.
Mouthbreathing?
Whereas the rest of us normal people breathe through our gills.
Some of us close our mouths at some point…I can see how this would confuse you, however.
And you like to include yourself with all the rest of the normal people…how special.
I know, it makes me feel all fuzzy inside.
How does fuz feel about that?
I don’t know. Fuzz, how do you feel about that?
Crap, html fail. Only meant to italicize the “do”.
>.<
appears you’re still trying to get in touch with your inner fuzz.
beware of the shadow side; trust the fuzz.
*touches fuzz’s inner shadow*
*hopes it’s okay to do that*
*worried look*
*lulz* trust the fuzz…
Does that mean I should go buy some peaches?
And you call other people kinky???
I like kinky.
That could be mold. You should see a doctor.
Do you realize how impossible it is for mold to grow inside a person? The immune system would take care of it before it ever managed to grow beyond a few spores.
I thought that you weren’t human. You know… a gill-breather.
It’s called sarcasm. I was being sarcastic. Yeesh.
Yes, Oh Oxygen Deprived One?
All in good fun, BTW.
I recognized the sarcasm. I love it. I like anything that ends in “asm”. (That’s “asm”…not ATM)
Actually… Grizzly Adams DID have a beard!
Enthusiasm for iconoclasm?
*spasm*
Uh oh. Somebody call 999.
Loz is spasming again.
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
oh no, it’s ok, it was just a little orgasm
*climbs out of the orgasm chasm*
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…
Kinky
Say it again, once more bitch.
Everyone buying Shadow’s innocent act, say “aye!”
*hears chirping crickets…*
Nobody’s buying it. I do my innocent act for free.
Well, just FYI, I’d pay.
Awww, you…
Do I even need to point out that elsestar probably isn’t in the US and is really talking about soccer?
football = soccer outside of the US numbnuts
Urge…to…correct…too…strong…can’t…fight…the…feelin…
“Football” means soccer everywhere else but America.
*sigh* That feels better.
“le football Americain” is French for “American Football”. Apparently “Football” DOES mean “Football”, asshat bitch America hater.
There are at least 4 games ending in football (Gaelic, american, Rugby, Australian rules) but only one that does not have a prefix in the civilised world
There’s a thing called Canadian Football as well. But since it is played by
Canadians no one cares.
.
(Disclaimer: No Canadians were hurt in the making of this comment)
Actually we just call it football up here since we already know what country we live in. And also, just to note, our balls are bigger.
So? It’s absolutely worthless, if they have frostbite.
*Paging the real talonsofpeace*
You’re presence is requested to root out this impostor. Please bring all necessary documentation and proof of wit/intellect.
That is all.
I’m thinking he may have forgotten to take his meds today…
And sarcasm is English for sarcasm, you come gargling nut swinger.
BTW, I am American.
What’s a “gargling nut swinger”?
The image I’m getting is not so great.
The “come (or cum) gargling” is the action in which the
“nut swinger” participates.
see, the image I got was great…
. . . sigh. .
we’ve done all of this before.
My guess is we’ll end up doing it again too.
So sad, really.
Like the prevalent and irrelevant quoting of Monty Python, it never really goes away.
I fart in your general direction!
I unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window dresser. So, you think you could outclever us french folks with your silly, knees-bent, running-about, advancing behavior? I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy-leather, second-hand, electric donkey bottom biters.
No chance english bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing; you tiny brained wipers of other peoples’ bottoms.
I believe he pronounces it “buttums.”
You’re not really taloning the peace here bro… Imma call you peaceoftalons from now on!
Nom nom nom nom nom
Imposter poster (aka, my bassplayer) has been de-modded and will not be high-jacking Talonsofpeace anymore. Sorry about the scary doll thing and the rest of his bull shit. *smacks bass player*
I like the guy’s comment “THAT WAS EXTREME!!” Are these two Harold and Kumar extras?
i’ve had ham sandwiches more extreme than that
Trust me, when I’m at a deli, and I order a ham sandwich, no mayo, and then they bring it to me with giant globs of mayo… heads are going to roll.
You should call the cops. It worked so well for that guy in Floriduh.
“OMIGAD! 911? This guy TOTALLY didn’t take the pimento out of the olives and.. uh.. I mean… this guy has a gun! Yeah! And he’s stealing sandwiches! Come down here and have him make mine right!”
No it’s 999!
or “3″ 333 times
“3″ 333 times would be 333333333333333333333333333333333333333333…. it never turns to nines…
Whereas “3″ 3 times for each digit (3+3+3) or a total of 9 3’s makes much more sense in this insensible subject when trying to dial 999 with only 3’s to use.
DUH!
It’s funny until they realise all ther climbing gear was in that bag.
and all their food, they would have needed for the week-long descent
They might as well jump to catch it.
shit yeah, they’d shave about a week off their decent too.
And their descent!
Their decent what?
Their decent too. No comma means that the adjective “decent” modifies the “too”. Decent too…makes perfect sense to me.
Helter Skelter.
shit yeah, that’s what i meant.
Stop saying “Sh*t yeah”. Come up with another exclamation.
Shit yeah!
Yeah! Shit…
cant and recant
(I’d prefer a decent decant)
Their decent too.
You’ve met them?
what, you’ve never taken a week off your decent? it’s quite cathartic.
Wouldn’t that be ‘They’re decent too’?
Uber-Epic-Fail
Next week, there will be a FAIL video posted of some unsuspecting chump getting clobbered by a backpack that falls from seemingly nowhere. And only WE will know the true story. MUWHAHAHAHA, etc.
And the ball…don’t forget about the ball
If only he through the club over as well.
Then he could truthfully say, “I got pummeled by a bag of balls and a club. They fell from the sky and hit me hard.”
Threw*
Damn homonyms.
‘Throw’, you mean. ‘Threw’ is the past tense of ‘throw’. Usage fail.
or even if he’d thrown the club over …
Uh, correction fail.
So wait. Can the chief of Grammar Police please tell me if I’m wrong or not? For the tense of the word. Not for the spelling. It’s tearing at my insides.
Actually, I guess both Wolfskarr and I are wrong. It should be, “If only he had thrown”… right?
Yes, ‘he had thrown’ would be the best option. Although ‘he threw’ is also acceptable.
All in a day’s work *tips cap*
*Feels an incredible weight lifted off of his shoulders*
Now that you’re relaxed… we can get down to the real business…
On your back, please. And no blushing.
Errrrrrrrmmmm…
Aww, intimidated by a dominant woman?
Listen, when Dragon gets here, she is going to be so pissed…
Why would dragon be pissed?
It’s all innocent here…
Riiiight…
*grabs popcorn*
*munchity, munchity, munch…*
I find it simply hilarious that my popcorn has lasted you 3 days.
This ought to be good.
May I have some popcorn too?
*shares*
And I like a guy whose popcorn lasts a good, long time.
Ok, that’s it, I’ve HAD it. *Pushes Loz away*
I’ll second that.
*tosses a piece of popcorn up and catches it in mouth*
Hmm. Methinks Shadow is not an exhibitionist.
Well, in all honesty, I wanted to keep this going, I was interested to see where it would lead as well, but I could not think of a good way to do that without overstepping the bounds of decency.
*recognizes the hilarious irony of what he has just said*
Oooooooh. You wanted a threesome, didn’t you??
*snork*
Keep dreamin’, bub. :p
Hehehe.
Wait! Don’t stop! I was just getting turned on! C’mon, someone make a move while I sit naked by myself in my corner over here.
I still have some fish left over from my slap-arousal experiment a few fails ago. Still haven’t found the right one to slap Loz with, but you’re welcome to continue the experiement.
Yeah, I thought the fail was going to be the resulting homocide from a golf ball falling 2500 feet on to some unsuspecting camper’s head.
Uh…the video is no longer available. Talk about a DOUBLE FAIL!!!
How could he not see that coming?
Well, he was probably keeping his eyes on the ball.
THAT WAS EXTREME!
Redundancy WIN.
the other guy had a back pack, he should have replaced his divot
Mountain Cliff Backpack Golf…coming to an X-Games near you!
Now there just needed to be a “camera fall err… fail”, and it would be perfect.
the first fail here is to be on a mountain with that kind of equipment (say: shoes, …) they got.
that bag falling down is maybe their biggest WIN ever: thinking about what it takes to get your own ass onto the same parabolic curve because of the wrong shoes, the wrong attitude and sure the missing experience…
Actually this is not a fail, it’s a win. These are the first people in existence to manage to make golf remotely interesting even if it was just for a moment.
You clearly never got to win a golf competition.
$_$
Altough, it’s a stupid man
Waou.
Golf sucks anyway. Use of time fail.
I look forward to the 2009 Open Rucksack Golf season with anticipation. I wonder what the handicap on a 45-litre internal frame is?
Parental involvement in the purchase or gifting of the 45-litre internal frame rucksack in question automatically dictates the maximum handicap applicable.
So for the 13th hole at Augusta, it would be a Par-22, but Par-26 if you bring a note from mom?
Yes, that was extreme…
think he’s got it bad? I had to hit the ball of Frankenstein’s fat foot!
You think that’s bad, Shooter? I’ll be waiting for you in the parking lot! *bends golf club with bare hands*
You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast?
It was sooper extreme. Even extremer than facial hair itself.
That’s hard to wrap your mind around.
they did it on purpose!
Would have been a lot more fun if he fell instead of the sack.
THANK GOD! finally a true fail, so uncommon these days. True Fails are those that show lack of foresight by the individual who eventually gets shafted through his own action. This is a great example, but FAILBlog has been FAILING at bringing us real FAILS recently…
Your comment Fails at being interesting, amuzing or even slightly giggle worthy. I find it to be bland and boring and very critical. Perhaps you would like to demonstrate what a “True Fail” is so that we among the FAILINGest FAILBlog crowd can observe such an event and gasp in amazment… THANK GOD!
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Anyone know where the video is from?
Why? Woke up one day without your backpack and one golfball short?
funny…..
The act was fake. They did this on purpose. A filled bag would weigh quite a lot, and would not “fly” over the cliff as it did on its own.
Fake, fake, fake. But funny.
A bag that you take up a mountain that size wouldn’t be heavy. Generally, on a hike like that, you take just a bit of water and maybe a snack…
Windscreen on microphone fail
Mulligan!
Gravity win…
What a FREAKING retard!!!!! Thank you, Newton, for inventing Gravity.
Faked or no. Still retarded and a waste of bag.
*wonders how things fell down before Newton invented Gravity*
same way that static electricity worked before ben franklin invented it
similar to how the internet worked before al gore invented it
*Hums “The Internet is for Porn”*
And the chain of ridiculous-ness starts. ^_^
he did’nt invent gravity ?
like if he wanted an apple befor him we would have to float around after one like a f*cked up version of tekeshis castle ?
No, dood, it’s “extreme” if you go after it.
Go ahead. I’ll wait here.
Aight, just let me grab my parachute out of my BAACKPAAAAAaaaaa…
…
…
aaaack.
(stains won’t come out below this level)
P.S. Sorry about your dress.
You know, I had the strangest feeling of deja vu while watching this video…
I did some research, and discoverd where I had first seen this video: it was featured on G4’s Attack of the Show back on August 4th.
There goes that backpack.
I LOVE THIS VIDEO SOOO FUNNY (turtles rock)
fap fap fap
What an idiot… any decent golfer would have used an 7-iron for that distance, possibly an 8 depending on wind speed! :-p
i cant be bothered reading all the comments to see if it has already been said.
but does anyone know where this is?
on top of a mountain
so its not a butte
this has been posted before.
not golf fail, common sense fail.
Someone was f’ing around in a similar manner (throwing rocks off a cliff after a hike to the top) and killed a friend of my family’s last year in Wyoming. Fail.
Jesus. Out of 377 comments so far, only about 10 relate to the actual video. The rest are like asides in an episode of Family Guy, but not as smart.
So to add my comment ABOUT THE VIDEO: I can’t believe the guy with the camera didn’t fall off and join the backpack.
Can anybody confirm or deny that this is Mt. Rundle in Banff National Park, Alberta, Canada? I’ve been to the top of that peak and this looks suspiciously familiar- the highway below, the golf course off to the golfer’s left, and the hotel (I think?) behind it.
I was actually thinking this looks like Rundle, or possibly cascade… definitely looks like it’s close to Banff, because I think that’s the Bow River that you can see… the view looks very much like the view in Banff….
Good thing he is young…the walk down to pick it up won’t kill him….
Yes, guy in video, that was extreme. Extremely stupid.
(backpacks will nest below this level)
It made me very, very nervous when the camera guy kept lookin down. lol.
Epic Fail
i think he looked up..
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I thought the guy with the camera was gonna fail.
I mean, fall.
Thats a long way down…
lol. Golfing on top of a mountain win. teeing off your own backpack fail.
Actually, “learned” is the only acceptable past tense in American English. “Learnt” sounds ignorant to the American ear and would be unacceptable in any official printing.
oh wow
very long way down
“it’s gone” sez he
glasses:$5
Backpack:$15
Golf ball:$3
Climbing a moutain to golf and forgeting a tee:Priceless
now go get it …
amazing view
watching a couple of rich douches knocking balls off a mountainside isn’t all that funny. A helicopter was probably sent within 20mins of this happening to replace the pack.
I hope they didn’t have anything important in there xD