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Er… that was… inspired.
I like turtles… I hope there wasnt one in that bag…
Are you a turtle?
Yes… I shall change my name to… Senior Turtle
You’re not a Turtle. I can see why you’d want to be a Turtle, though. They are awesome.
I hate turtles.
You hate turtles? Screw you.
No love for the haters.
I belong to the Turtle Club.
Turtle, turtle.
I hate raccoons, too, actually.
raccoons are those who smell really bad right?
or are they a type of cats? :/
Racoons are not to be hated.
They possess the single most awesome power in the history
of all creatures that ever walked god’s green earth:
Playing dead.
Think about it. There is nothing better.
I didn’t realize possums and racoons had so much in common…. *cough*
Aren’t opossums the ones who play dead?
I’m pretty sure that is a oppossum.
Dammit.
You’re right. I withdraw my earlier comment and shalt from
now on make it my sacred mission to wipe all racoons from
this earth because of their Uselessness.
But if you want fun, give ‘em a piece of sugar, hehe.
Well they’re better than humans, that’s all I’m saying.
North American Mammal Identification Fail! Raccoons do not smell really bad unless they get into your garbage–which they love to do. Skunks smell bad and possums play dead. None of these animals are a type of cat.
You’re biased, I’ve never been in your garbage.
As a matter of fact you can keep your garbage to yourself. Racist.
“Raccoon” is not a race. Therefore the term you were searching for was “Misozoonist.”
Insult fail
perhaps you hate every creature in the univers?
I wonder how many people are going to get that reference…
Master of Disguise. I’m the other guy that saw it.
*high-fives*
This is what you’re doing <
This is what I want you to do –
You mean exactly like Star Wars?
Sort of, but with a smaller nerdbase.
Star Wars is most thoroughly digested “milk the franchise” franchise out there. I wish Georege whould shut the fuck up, stop trying to be a film maker and just do SFX for other people’s pieces of shit.
Fuck Star Wars.
And it is good to see you, Killer guy.
Things can get a bit more dead here without your murderin’ ways.
Speaking of turtles, when they hung the camera over the edge, my willie drew it’s head back like a turtle…. I hate heights.
You’re not turtley enough to join our turtle club.
Yeah, well you’re not assey enough to join my asse club.
*purr*
Am I? All my friends tell me I’m a giant asse.
Oh Shadow, you know you’re always welcome in whatever club I start!
(Just hope she don’t knock you over a cliff with that club.)
Sara, Shadow will be glad to enter that new pregnancy club of yours.
And Sara, you can’t post comment on this thread.
Gentlemen Only Ladies Fail.
Oh yes I am! Oh…wait… I was distracted by your foxy asse avatar.
Turtles are a part of a drinking fraternity. If someone asks you if your’e a turtle, you must respond correctly no matter where you are. If not, you owe that turtle a drink. There’s more, but I won’t post it all here.
My comment was from Dana Carvey in Master of Disguise.
Try deep frying, they’re great then
Any relation to Senior Frog?
More like junior turtle.
ahem!
You bet your sweet @$$ I am!
What was that fore?!
No it was EXTREME!!!!!
If only there were some sort of, like, little stick with like a tiny little divot in the top that would hold the ball for me… then I could stick it in the ground and golf without being a total artard… maybe made of plastic or something… if only… if only
AAaawww, that’s gotta suck…Hilarious. But gotta suck =)
I think it was a good thing since more than likely he had some sort of chemical weapon in that bag and was planning on launching it on the unsuspecting people below. That’s why he was hitting the golf ball, to test trajectory and wind speed. *Whew!* we lucked out!
Better be careful though, if Pres. Bush gets his hands on this footage we might invade that mountain peak.
signed
Play it where it lays
Twas a sight indeed.
Twasn’t twas it?
Twas it twas, twasn’t two twats about it.
You’re a twat.
was i the only one that expected the camera man to take a header too?
The lulz would have increased exponentially had that been the case.
I got chills when the camera was looking over the ledge
Yes you are.
If the camera man bit it how could they get the camera back to post the video?
duh.
Posting only once FAIL
Give me back my “happy eye”. . .
I’m sure the body recovery squad would have found it eventually.
Exactly!
Easy, this was the same model of camera that the people in Cloverfield were meant to be using, built of Indestructanium and the sweat from Jack Bauer’s brow…
but… will it blend?
That particular alloy can only be made one of two ways: either by teams of hihgly trained scientists utilising a carefully controlled combination of extreme temperature and pressure in advanced laboratories; or by MacGuyver using a blowtorch made of a can of aerosol glue and a cigarette lighter in some dude’s garage/basement/shed.
Walk to the base of the montain, clean off the slattered camera man?
Yes. If the camera man bit it, then how could they have posted the video?
duh.
Posting FAIL!
Posting twice WIN