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failbomber

Nah, nothing like that.

nightlyeclipse

This reminds me of a neighborhood near me named Dunmovin subdivision.

IBKC

Hm. “Destinations Retirement Home” flash-back.

 
 
 
 
goodnplenty

First to be gone.

fuzz on the concept

I’m a goodnplenty goner. Just sayin’.

goodnplenty

*purr*

(Maybe I should attatch my real pic…….)

steel

Careful, she’s only got one eye ;)

fuzz on the concept

“I’m like a one-eyed jack peeking in a seafood store,
I can look at you till you aint no child no more.”
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~ Big Joe Turner, “Shake, Rattle and Roll”

fuzz on the concept

whoops … I copied and pasted that, and there’s an error in it — the actual line should be, “I can look at you and tell you ain’t no child no more.”
(Somebody tell Pedobear there’s some wrong suggestive lyrics on the internet.)

Deodand

I always wondered what Big Joe was saying there.

 
 
 
Marty

I’m gonna take a nap guys. Wake me up when there’s a good fail mkay?

 
coyote

Not to be a pain but it’s “one eyed cat”, not jack.

fuzz on the concept

you’re right … there are several versions of the lyrics, but Big Joe’s original (1953, I think) is “one eyed cat”

 
 
 
goodnplenty81

Yarrr! I’m here to plunder your booty!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
failbomber

Yes, you are gone. lol

 
 
Juasman

Amigone!

Couldn’t think of a better example of spanish-english fusion :)

lostprophet

I could; Benidorm

 
Juasman

Benidorm… ugh. No, thanks. Leave it for the ill-mannered, drunk brits :D

Loz

Exactly, it’s a horrible place because of the Brit invasion. It’s just like a British town only hotter lol.

Gorgonzola

Not quite, it seems just to contain all the dregs and scum of British society.

Otherwise you are pretty much correct

Simmo33

Scum of the British Society = the people in the video where he kicks through the stone wall and gets his leg stuck.

talonsofpeace

Scum? That guy just hobbled himself. Give him a Darwin, cut off his testicles so he cannot procreate, and move on.

Juasman

Did that chav get crippled?

well, when they grow up, the just end up in Benidorm. God…

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Captain Weiner

did u see the name of the person that submitted it?
that made me LOL too

Merydie

Why does my name (my real name, BTW) make you LOL??

 
 
Rob

Actually… Amigone is a funeral home in the Niagara Falls, New York area. It’s Italian. :-)

 
 
GOInsanity

I think it’s the perfect name…

 
 
fuzz on the concept

Would you call an immortality home Antigone?

lostprophet

No, that’s where dead Ants go

fuzz on the concept

(perhaps more like dead ant’s mother’s sisters.)

K2M

It’s the Southern version of “Amigone”: “Ain’t I Gone?”

 
 
 
VOLcano

Oedipus would like a word with you

fuzz on the concept

And Venus was asking about you, you lucky sonuvajuno.

 
 
Sara J

Oh Fuzz, you’re so unbending. Where did the family tree go wrong?

proteus

what’s the next stop? Yesuis Memorial Cemetary?

Art Vandalay

Game, set, and match… Proteus.

proteus

that’s how i roll… lol

fuzz on the concept

For a shifty Greek myth, though, you just don’t seem to be familiar enough with incest.

proteus

usually i am. like those occaisional instances when i’m dressing your one legged, one eyed, tripod mother up like little bo peep and bashing her face with corning ware to get worked up for a hot nght of incest.

fuzz on the concept

Your jocosity’s too puerile to ever win a Jocasta.
And your humors are too constipated to rectumfy your name.

Shadow

I did not understand half of that comment.

fuzz on the concept

The first line is a myth and a hit on proteus’ unfunny boner.
The second is a classical enematic suggestion that proteus is far too turgid a turd to be worthy of thinking himself deftly protean.
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Sources: the Myth of Oedipus; the myth of Proteus; Greco-Roman theory of the four humors.

Shadow

I see. Ok. :-D

*laughs nervously, wondering if he ruined the joke by having it explained to him*

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proteus

its also a person capable of inifinate change and development.

well, let’s flip this back around..

fuzz on the concept, huh?

how about you conceptualize that - i “eff’d” you and fell asleep and let out z’s because you’re a lousy lay and i want the snickers bar i used as payment back you lazy queen!

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proteus

i can has win now?

 
fuzz on the concept

only an “its also a person” with the mental age of a developmentally challenged infant talks of “inifinate” change.
your little mind is too young to “eff” with –
go back to sesame street and fantasize about learning the alphabet, before another of your cheezy posts make me snicker at you all over again.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
bolmedias14

Easily naming win.

 
CC

They should probably add a disclaimer. “If you’re reading this, you’re not.”

 
wimple

No fail - this is photoshopped.

goodnplenty81

ORLY? Cuz I thought it was another one of those “dumb Americans don’t know about the outside world” kinda deals. Thx for clearin that up.

Google before you “no fail.”

Winter

No, make sure your flight to Paris lands at the De Gaulle airport. The Orly always has the worst traffic.

What makes you so sure that he’s American? It’s not like we have a monopoly on stupidity. Plus I think he was being sarcastic. Maybe.

Unless you were being sarcastic too…

There really needs to be a better way to determine sarcasm on the internet. I expect the report on my desk by Friday. Get working.

proteus

you cannot has. Fatty McCanklestein can’t fit at his desk.

 
goodnplenty81

1 - Your Orly joke is stolen and old…but still funny.

2 - I was being sarcastic. The majority of the comments on faiblog consist of “fake” “photoshopped” “American stupidity, not really a fail” “old” or the oposite of what would happen in Soviet Russia. It gets tedious to read the same comments over and over. (Oh, and don’t forget the ever popular “first”)

3 - Because of 2^, it doesn’t really matter whether he’s an American or not. That wasn’t the point. (BTW - I’m an American.)

4 - If the comment is from me, you can bet it’s usually dripping with sarcasm.

 
goodnplenty81

*sigh*
*pats Winter on the head*