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Am I First?
Nah, nothing like that.
Clear funeral home WIN.
This reminds me of a neighborhood near me named Dunmovin subdivision.
Hm. “Destinations Retirement Home” flash-back.
First to be gone.
I’m a goodnplenty goner. Just sayin’.
*purr*
(Maybe I should attatch my real pic…….)
Careful, she’s only got one eye
“I’m like a one-eyed jack peeking in a seafood store,
I can look at you till you aint no child no more.”
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~ Big Joe Turner, “Shake, Rattle and Roll”
whoops … I copied and pasted that, and there’s an error in it — the actual line should be, “I can look at you and tell you ain’t no child no more.”
(Somebody tell Pedobear there’s some wrong suggestive lyrics on the internet.)
I always wondered what Big Joe was saying there.
Pedobear is aware, that bear is.
I’m gonna take a nap guys. Wake me up when there’s a good fail mkay?
Not to be a pain but it’s “one eyed cat”, not jack.
you’re right … there are several versions of the lyrics, but Big Joe’s original (1953, I think) is “one eyed cat”
Yarrr! I’m here to plunder your booty!
Sounds kinky.
Pegging WIN!
Yeahyouregone
Yes, you are gone. lol
second
Swing and a miss…
Amigone!
Couldn’t think of a better example of spanish-english fusion
I could; Benidorm
Benidorm? *vomits*
Benidorm… ugh. No, thanks. Leave it for the ill-mannered, drunk brits
Exactly, it’s a horrible place because of the Brit invasion. It’s just like a British town only hotter lol.
Not quite, it seems just to contain all the dregs and scum of British society.
Otherwise you are pretty much correct
Scum of the British Society = the people in the video where he kicks through the stone wall and gets his leg stuck.
Scum? That guy just hobbled himself. Give him a Darwin, cut off his testicles so he cannot procreate, and move on.
Did that chav get crippled?
well, when they grow up, the just end up in Benidorm. God…
did u see the name of the person that submitted it?
that made me LOL too
Why does my name (my real name, BTW) make you LOL??
Actually… Amigone is a funeral home in the Niagara Falls, New York area. It’s Italian.
I think it’s the perfect name…
i concur
Would you call an immortality home Antigone?
No, that’s where dead Ants go
(perhaps more like dead ant’s mother’s sisters.)
It’s the Southern version of “Amigone”: “Ain’t I Gone?”
Oedipus would like a word with you
And Venus was asking about you, you lucky sonuvajuno.
Oh Fuzz, you’re so unbending. Where did the family tree go wrong?
what’s the next stop? Yesuis Memorial Cemetary?
Game, set, and match… Proteus.
that’s how i roll… lol
For a shifty Greek myth, though, you just don’t seem to be familiar enough with incest.
usually i am. like those occaisional instances when i’m dressing your one legged, one eyed, tripod mother up like little bo peep and bashing her face with corning ware to get worked up for a hot nght of incest.
Your jocosity’s too puerile to ever win a Jocasta.
And your humors are too constipated to rectumfy your name.
I did not understand half of that comment.
The first line is a myth and a hit on proteus’ unfunny boner.
The second is a classical enematic suggestion that proteus is far too turgid a turd to be worthy of thinking himself deftly protean.
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I see. Ok.
*laughs nervously, wondering if he ruined the joke by having it explained to him*
its also a person capable of inifinate change and development.
well, let’s flip this back around..
fuzz on the concept, huh?
how about you conceptualize that - i “eff’d” you and fell asleep and let out z’s because you’re a lousy lay and i want the snickers bar i used as payment back you lazy queen!
i can has win now?
only an “its also a person” with the mental age of a developmentally challenged infant talks of “inifinate” change.
your little mind is too young to “eff” with –
go back to sesame street and fantasize about learning the alphabet, before another of your cheezy posts make me snicker at you all over again.
MOM??!!!
Easily naming win.
They should probably add a disclaimer. “If you’re reading this, you’re not.”
No fail - this is photoshopped.
ORLY? Cuz I thought it was another one of those “dumb Americans don’t know about the outside world” kinda deals. Thx for clearin that up.
Google before you “no fail.”
No, make sure your flight to Paris lands at the De Gaulle airport. The Orly always has the worst traffic.
What makes you so sure that he’s American? It’s not like we have a monopoly on stupidity. Plus I think he was being sarcastic. Maybe.
Unless you were being sarcastic too…
There really needs to be a better way to determine sarcasm on the internet. I expect the report on my desk by Friday. Get working.
you cannot has. Fatty McCanklestein can’t fit at his desk.
1 - Your Orly joke is stolen and old…but still funny.
2 - I was being sarcastic. The majority of the comments on faiblog consist of “fake” “photoshopped” “American stupidity, not really a fail” “old” or the oposite of what would happen in Soviet Russia. It gets tedious to read the same comments over and over. (Oh, and don’t forget the ever popular “first”)
3 - Because of 2^, it doesn’t really matter whether he’s an American or not. That wasn’t the point. (BTW - I’m an American.)
4 - If the comment is from me, you can bet it’s usually dripping with sarcasm.
*sigh*
*pats Winter on the head*