Comments on: Beach Mat Fail http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:57:48 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: colBoh http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-669959 colBoh Sun, 08 Nov 2009 02:50:04 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-669959 For some reason, I want to know... For some reason, I want to know…

]]> By: [NotAnonymous] http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-656935 [NotAnonymous] Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:00:58 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-656935 1337th! 1337th!

]]> By: SkiddleZ http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-632701 SkiddleZ Thu, 08 Oct 2009 04:59:55 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-632701 LOL!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!

]]> By: colBoh http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-486276 colBoh Wed, 24 Jun 2009 10:10:43 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-486276 Parenthesized Caption WIN. Parenthesized Caption WIN.

]]> By: 2 http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-379491 2 Mon, 20 Apr 2009 01:47:26 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-379491 My god I have that game sitting in my basement gathering dust!! My god I have that game sitting in my basement gathering dust!!

]]> By: Cam http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-143481 Cam Thu, 23 Oct 2008 13:31:14 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-143481 Dead Kennedy's = Win? Dead Kennedy’s = Win?

]]> By: Cam http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-143478 Cam Thu, 23 Oct 2008 13:27:47 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-143478 2 girls 1 cup?=D no no no BME PAIN OLYMPICS!!!!! haaaa.... 2 girls 1 cup?=D

no no no BME PAIN OLYMPICS!!!!!

haaaa….

]]> By: Cam http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-143473 Cam Thu, 23 Oct 2008 13:22:55 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-143473 Ive never had the "experience" though O.o Ive never had the “experience” though O.o

]]> By: whatismyname http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-130400 whatismyname Sat, 11 Oct 2008 01:17:33 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-130400 I heard that some nuns saw said vase in an art show and were offended until they were told that what you see in the vase is shaped by previous experience. I heard that some nuns saw said vase in an art show and were offended until they were told that what you see in the vase is shaped by previous experience.

]]> By: strongfan http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-101982 strongfan Sun, 14 Sep 2008 21:07:51 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-101982 ROB64: BondFan's ship is in for maitenence ROB64: BondFan’s ship is in for maitenence

]]> By: Wezza http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-86673 Wezza Sun, 31 Aug 2008 07:01:03 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-86673 we know because you fail! we know because you fail!

]]> By: just4internetfame http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-83204 just4internetfame Thu, 28 Aug 2008 13:05:56 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-83204 *sings* So long and thanks for all the fish. *sings* So long and thanks for all the fish.

]]> By: Ms. Valit http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-82747 Ms. Valit Thu, 28 Aug 2008 00:42:57 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-82747 "Kids, this is how baby dolphins are made!" “Kids, this is how baby dolphins are made!”

]]> By: Shadow Link http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-82665 Shadow Link Wed, 27 Aug 2008 22:15:02 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-82665 "Play with them"? Double-meaning WIN! “Play with them”?

Double-meaning WIN!

]]> By: Kaalaamaazoo http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-82366 Kaalaamaazoo Wed, 27 Aug 2008 17:38:02 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-82366 I meant the name 'Loz' my darling. I meant the name ‘Loz’ my darling.

]]> By: Mouse http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-82328 Mouse Wed, 27 Aug 2008 17:21:02 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-82328 This picture fails to depict reality. Dolphins don't use sunscreen. This picture fails to depict reality.

Dolphins don’t use sunscreen.

]]> By: G http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-82124 G Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:49:43 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-82124 I wonder if they put that artwork on there by accident or on porpoise? I wonder if they put that artwork on there by accident or on porpoise?

]]> By: G http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-82114 G Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:43:14 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-82114 That's how they get that high pitched squeaking and chirping! That’s how they get that high pitched squeaking and chirping!

]]> By: Cap'n Obvious http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-81672 Cap'n Obvious Wed, 27 Aug 2008 10:38:44 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-81672 fail you weren't second l2/count fail you weren’t second l2/count

]]> By: BondFan4518 http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-81670 BondFan4518 Wed, 27 Aug 2008 10:37:07 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-81670 (Comments wont bukkake below this level) ...Did I really just type that? Dear God. (Comments wont bukkake below this level)

…Did I really just type that? Dear God.

]]> By: BondFan4518 http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-81669 BondFan4518 Wed, 27 Aug 2008 10:35:28 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-81669 Correct, my knowledgable friend *ing-hey* *starts off with Proffesor Frink accent*. Daleks can now fly *glavin* and the only one who can stop them is the *hoy* Doctor. Correct, my knowledgable friend *ing-hey* *starts off with Proffesor Frink accent*. Daleks can now fly *glavin* and the only one who can stop them is the *hoy* Doctor.

]]> By: Loz http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-81650 Loz Wed, 27 Aug 2008 09:52:28 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-81650 Are you <i>serious</i>?! You use practice as both the noun and the verb?! Well failblog is certainly informative when it comes to American spellings. Are you serious?! You use practice as both the noun and the verb?!
Well failblog is certainly informative when it comes to American spellings.

]]> By: Loz http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-81648 Loz Wed, 27 Aug 2008 09:49:07 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-81648 Oh I've sent more than just my girlfriend to their bunks ;) Oh I’ve sent more than just my girlfriend to their bunks ;)

]]> By: whatshesaid http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-81521 whatshesaid Wed, 27 Aug 2008 03:27:51 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-81521 pun intended? pun intended?

]]> By: whatshesaid http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-81520 whatshesaid Wed, 27 Aug 2008 03:23:31 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-81520 Only camels can have "humping" action. Only camels can have “humping” action.

]]> By: Ganoes Paran http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-81517 Ganoes Paran Wed, 27 Aug 2008 03:14:06 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-81517 looks like romanian Lei, around 40-45 us, seems about right since stuff is about 120% the price in the states looks like romanian Lei, around 40-45 us, seems about right since stuff is about 120% the price in the states

]]> By: Shadow http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-81514 Shadow Wed, 27 Aug 2008 02:53:37 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-81514 Interesting. Interesting.

]]> By: jack http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-81508 jack Wed, 27 Aug 2008 02:13:47 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-81508 Well, we know this because dolphins have been observed having sex with each other a lot, even before they are old enough to reproduce. They give each other the dolphin equivalent of oral sex. Also, they have gay sex sometimes. Dolphins can also show sexual behavior toward other animals, including humans. Sorry! TMI. I just watched some dolphin documentary on PBS. XD. Well, we know this because dolphins have been observed having sex with each other a lot, even before they are old enough to reproduce. They give each other the dolphin equivalent of oral sex. Also, they have gay sex sometimes. Dolphins can also show sexual behavior toward other animals, including humans.

Sorry! TMI. I just watched some dolphin documentary on PBS. XD.

]]> By: TMI Service http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-81497 TMI Service Wed, 27 Aug 2008 01:40:02 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-81497 Yeah. John Lily and colleagues of his have commented on it in both research articles and in the popular press. They also note that porpoises tend to get bored pretty quickly with humans if the humans don't use a lot of creativity and changes when they play with them in the water. Yeah. John Lily and colleagues of his have commented on it in both research articles and in the popular press.
They also note that porpoises tend to get bored pretty quickly with humans if the humans don’t use a lot of creativity and changes when they play with them in the water.

]]> By: Shadow http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-81485 Shadow Wed, 27 Aug 2008 01:17:52 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-81485 You must be joking. Seriously? You must be joking. Seriously?

]]> By: TMI Service http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-81482 TMI Service Wed, 27 Aug 2008 01:12:24 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-81482 When humans swim together with porpoises in captivity, it is not unusual for the male porpoises to get erections. When humans swim together with porpoises in captivity, it is not unusual for the male porpoises to get erections.

]]> By: thepowerofblue http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-81477 thepowerofblue Wed, 27 Aug 2008 01:08:41 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-81477 <i>You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals So let's do it like they do it on the beach mat fail towel</i> You and me, baby, ain’t nothing but mammals
So let’s do it like they do it on the beach mat fail towel

]]> By: Shadow Link http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-81432 Shadow Link Wed, 27 Aug 2008 00:21:04 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-81432 *guess I fail at double consonants. -_- *guess

I fail at double consonants. -_-

]]> By: Shadow Link http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-81431 Shadow Link Wed, 27 Aug 2008 00:20:37 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-81431 Kinda hot, I gues... Kinda hot, I gues…

]]> By: Loz http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-81425 Loz Wed, 27 Aug 2008 00:18:01 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-81425 I pwn you with my biggoron's blade. I pwn you with my biggoron’s blade.

]]> By: Shadow Link http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-81423 Shadow Link Wed, 27 Aug 2008 00:16:23 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-81423 *coughcornbratorcough* *coughcornbratorcough*

]]> By: coyote http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-81367 coyote Tue, 26 Aug 2008 23:35:29 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-81367 Let's all practice practicing: practicing practicing practicing practicing practicing practicing practicing practicing. Let’s all practice practicing: practicing practicing practicing practicing practicing practicing practicing practicing.

]]> By: Shadow http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-81366 Shadow Tue, 26 Aug 2008 23:34:28 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-81366 'Twas fluffy, I believe. ‘Twas fluffy, I believe.

]]> By: pooperscooper http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-81365 pooperscooper Tue, 26 Aug 2008 23:34:23 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-81365 Beach mat? Fail. Sexual "subliminal" messages? Epic fucking win. Beach mat? Fail.

Sexual “subliminal” messages? Epic fucking win.

]]> By: Dragonwriter http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-81363 Dragonwriter Tue, 26 Aug 2008 23:33:12 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-81363 ...or was it fluffy? Dammit. Just ask Loz's girlfriend! *mutters obscenities and stomps off* …or was it fluffy?

Dammit.

Just ask Loz’s girlfriend!

*mutters obscenities and stomps off*

]]> By: Dragonwriter http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-81361 Dragonwriter Tue, 26 Aug 2008 23:32:30 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-81361 Just ask fuzzy. (not fuzz. fuzzy. ;) ) Just ask fuzzy.

(not fuzz. fuzzy. ;) )

]]> By: Shadow http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-81359 Shadow Tue, 26 Aug 2008 23:31:09 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-81359 8-O 8-O

]]> By: RogueThree http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-81358 RogueThree Tue, 26 Aug 2008 23:30:34 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-81358 I don't think it's THAT bad, but... I don’t think it’s THAT bad, but…

]]> By: coyote http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-81356 coyote Tue, 26 Aug 2008 23:29:59 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-81356 No. They might be charging $99 for a beach mat, but I won't be paying it. No. They might be charging $99 for a beach mat, but I won’t be paying it.

]]> By: RogueThree http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-81353 RogueThree Tue, 26 Aug 2008 23:29:21 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-81353 I'm pretty sure that's just an urban legend... I’m pretty sure that’s just an urban legend…

]]> By: Dragonwriter http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-81352 Dragonwriter Tue, 26 Aug 2008 23:28:22 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-81352 Nah...but she's sent Failbloggers running to their bunks to do something completely different... Nah…but she’s sent Failbloggers running to their bunks to do something completely different…

]]> By: Shadow http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-81351 Shadow Tue, 26 Aug 2008 23:26:22 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-81351 *lulz* Loz, you really are harsh to the point of cruelty... horrible, evil, hilarious cruelty. More than likely your words have sent hundreds of failblog users running into their rooms, crying. *lulz* Loz, you really are harsh to the point of cruelty… horrible, evil, hilarious cruelty. More than likely your words have sent hundreds of failblog users running into their rooms, crying.

]]> By: raelalt http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-81350 raelalt Tue, 26 Aug 2008 23:26:20 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-81350 I just figured that it was one of those funky British spelling things. I just figured that it was one of those funky British spelling things.

]]> By: Dragonwriter http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-81346 Dragonwriter Tue, 26 Aug 2008 23:24:20 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-81346 <i>Pssst...Loz...we spell "practicing" with a "c"... :) </i> Pssst…Loz…we spell “practicing” with a “c”… :)

]]> By: ghouck http://failblog.org/2008/08/26/beach-mat-fail/#comment-81340 ghouck Tue, 26 Aug 2008 23:18:15 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3731#comment-81340 Anyone that has ever watched Japanese porn knows, , ,weird sh*t comes from Japan. . Anyone that has ever watched Japanese porn knows, , ,weird sh*t comes from Japan. .

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