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That explains the permanent smile.
Yea dolphins love taking it up the dorsal after all.
that’s always been a fantasy of mine./
You need a Sex Doll Fin …
The post above me is PURE WIN!
That’s how they get that high pitched squeaking and chirping!
Kinda reminds me of that vase with the dolphins and the lovers… MUST… NOT… THINK… DIRTY…. ARGH I can’t do it!
4th!
I heard that some nuns saw said vase in an art show and were offended until they were told that what you see in the vase is shaped by previous experience.
Ive never had the “experience” though O.o
:D. Nice
SECOND! CAN I GET A COOKIE AGAIN?!
no more fail You get cookies :[ I’m serious!
Fer srsly :[
But I want a cookies! I can haz cookies?! OMFGLOLZOMGFTWYouTubeEBAYYAHOOGOOGLE
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fail you weren’t second l2/count
o rly?^^
Despite the comedy of buying this for your kids and laughing at their innocence (read: ignorance), who would spend $99 on a blanket with two duck-dolphin hybrids pounding each other in the ass(?)? That’s funny, but not $99 funny.
Unless it’s not in USD… could be another currency, since I doubt anyone is charging that much in USD or anything stronger for a bathmat.
Yeah, it´s not USD, but Czech money, 99 is equivalent to about $5, so I guess it might be worth laughing at kids´ innocence after all..
Well the american dollar is plummeting. In a few months you could be paying $99 for a beach mat!
No. They might be charging $99 for a beach mat, but I won’t be paying it.
I don’t think it’s THAT bad, but…
looks like romanian Lei, around 40-45 us, seems about right since stuff is about 120% the price in the states
Gotta be japanese.
Ahem…Japanese person in the room
AKA: ME
Well, I didn’t say you did it.
Still, I feel a bit insulted you decided to stereotype my nation.
Bah, calm down. I spent some time in Okinawa and saw stuff like this all the time. This is no where near as funny as the Hello Kitty and Whinnie the Pooh vibrators I’ve seen over there though.
Which reminds me. In a Tokyo store, I saw a toy of two dogs humping. Not only that, the toy was called ‘humping dogs’.
And I’m not trying to stereotype your nation, but alot of wierd sh*t has come outta Japan.
And alot of weird sh*t comes out of other countries too, like the US. cough *George W Bush* cough *Michael Jacson* cough *Hillary Clinton*
Bwahahah! Ok but the first and last of your examples can’t be classified as wierd sh*t, better classified as DUMB sh*t. But I can’t argue with Michael Jackson being wierd. He’s the only poor black boy who turned into a rich white woman.
Should have gone for a full dolphinoplasty.
It can be achieved relatively simply.
All you need is a scrotum to sew to your back to form a dorsal fin. And a large tank of salt water to use when going to the bathroom.
Sounds like you need some cough medicine
Anyone that has ever watched Japanese porn knows, , ,weird sh*t comes from Japan. .
*coughcornbratorcough*
I pwn you with my biggoron’s blade.
(Comments wont bukkake below this level)
…Did I really just type that? Dear God.
2 girls 1 cup?=D
no no no BME PAIN OLYMPICS!!!!!
haaaa….
I feel that I should inform you that the grammar police have been summoned for your use of “alot” instead of “a lot”. Run.
*flee*
*sirens and flashing lights*
it’s a high-speed chase!
Oh crap! It’s Loz! *lays down and surrenders* Please be gentle with the billy club. *tear*
OK son, get up off the ground and stop crying.
I’ll let you off this one time, but don’t do it again!
just4internetfame fought the law and Loz won…
Yeah my anal virginity is still in tact!
*high fives*
You shall not pass my electrified truncheon! Waitaminute-ARGH! *Twitch Twitch*
Anal virginity?
*masturbates*
You’d better start fleeing again, fame…when Loz sees that you wrote “in tact” rather than “intact”, she’s gonna get medieval on your ass.
in tact? in tact?!!
kiss that anal virginity goodbye, darlin’.
*lulz* Loz, you really are harsh to the point of cruelty… horrible, evil, hilarious cruelty. More than likely your words have sent hundreds of failblog users running into their rooms, crying.
Nah…but she’s sent Failbloggers running to their bunks to do something completely different…
Just ask fuzzy.
(not fuzz. fuzzy.
)
…or was it fluffy?
Dammit.
Just ask Loz’s girlfriend!
*mutters obscenities and stomps off*
‘Twas fluffy, I believe.
Oh I’ve sent more than just my girlfriend to their bunks
Dead Kennedy’s = Win?
Then his point is proven.
so his point IS pink jelly………….. I KNEW IT.
HONEY GO GET THE BANANAS
Can dolphins be Japanese?
No, he means the cutesy-hentai comnbination is Japanese. Which feels a teensy bit racist to me.
Is that what he means? Well knock me over with a feather!
Yes. I will accept the kind offer and blast you away with my new TungstenFeather 3000