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coyote

That explains the permanent smile.

Cap'n Obvious

Yea dolphins love taking it up the dorsal after all.

david

that’s always been a fantasy of mine./

VieuMove

You need a Sex Doll Fin …

Iareinfire

The post above me is PURE WIN!

 
 
 
G

That’s how they get that high pitched squeaking and chirping!

 
 
Lol

Kinda reminds me of that vase with the dolphins and the lovers… MUST… NOT… THINK… DIRTY…. ARGH I can’t do it!

 
whatismyname

I heard that some nuns saw said vase in an art show and were offended until they were told that what you see in the vase is shaped by previous experience.

Cam

Ive never had the “experience” though O.o

 
 
 
 
 
BondFan4518

SECOND! CAN I GET A COOKIE AGAIN?!

dwek

no more fail You get cookies :[ I’m serious!

BondFan4518

But I want a cookies! I can haz cookies?! OMFGLOLZOMGFTWYouTubeEBAYYAHOOGOOGLE

We are sorry, but BondFan is undergoing maintenance.

Wezza

we know because you fail!

 
strongfan

ROB64: BondFan’s ship is in for maitenence

 
 
 
 
Cap'n Obvious

fail you weren’t second l2/count

 
 
 
MAC

Despite the comedy of buying this for your kids and laughing at their innocence (read: ignorance), who would spend $99 on a blanket with two duck-dolphin hybrids pounding each other in the ass(?)? That’s funny, but not $99 funny.

Art Vandalay

Unless it’s not in USD… could be another currency, since I doubt anyone is charging that much in USD or anything stronger for a bathmat.

p.d.

Yeah, it´s not USD, but Czech money, 99 is equivalent to about $5, so I guess it might be worth laughing at kids´ innocence after all..

Loz

Well the american dollar is plummeting. In a few months you could be paying $99 for a beach mat!

coyote

No. They might be charging $99 for a beach mat, but I won’t be paying it.

 
RogueThree

I don’t think it’s THAT bad, but…

Ganoes Paran

looks like romanian Lei, around 40-45 us, seems about right since stuff is about 120% the price in the states

 
 
 
 
 
 
just4internetfame

Gotta be japanese.

BondFan4518

Ahem…Japanese person in the room

AKA: ME

just4internetfame

Well, I didn’t say you did it.

BondFan4518

Still, I feel a bit insulted you decided to stereotype my nation.

just4internetfame

Bah, calm down. I spent some time in Okinawa and saw stuff like this all the time. This is no where near as funny as the Hello Kitty and Whinnie the Pooh vibrators I’ve seen over there though.

BondFan4518

Which reminds me. In a Tokyo store, I saw a toy of two dogs humping. Not only that, the toy was called ‘humping dogs’.

just4internetfame

And I’m not trying to stereotype your nation, but alot of wierd sh*t has come outta Japan.

BondFan4518

And alot of weird sh*t comes out of other countries too, like the US. cough *George W Bush* cough *Michael Jacson* cough *Hillary Clinton*

just4internetfame

Bwahahah! Ok but the first and last of your examples can’t be classified as wierd sh*t, better classified as DUMB sh*t. But I can’t argue with Michael Jackson being wierd. He’s the only poor black boy who turned into a rich white woman.

SmogMonster

Should have gone for a full dolphinoplasty.
It can be achieved relatively simply.

Cloral

All you need is a scrotum to sew to your back to form a dorsal fin. And a large tank of salt water to use when going to the bathroom.

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Kukee

Sounds like you need some cough medicine

 
ghouck

Anyone that has ever watched Japanese porn knows, , ,weird sh*t comes from Japan. .

Shadow Link

*coughcornbratorcough*

Loz

I pwn you with my biggoron’s blade.

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BondFan4518

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…Did I really just type that? Dear God.

 
 
 
Cam

2 girls 1 cup?=D

no no no BME PAIN OLYMPICS!!!!!

haaaa….

 
 
 
coyote

I feel that I should inform you that the grammar police have been summoned for your use of “alot” instead of “a lot”. Run.

Loz

*sirens and flashing lights*
it’s a high-speed chase!

just4internetfame

Oh crap! It’s Loz! *lays down and surrenders* Please be gentle with the billy club. *tear*

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Loz

OK son, get up off the ground and stop crying.
I’ll let you off this one time, but don’t do it again!

 
thepowerofblue

just4internetfame fought the law and Loz won…

 
just4internetfame

Yeah my anal virginity is still in tact!

 
Smileandwave

*high fives*

 
BondFan4518

You shall not pass my electrified truncheon! Waitaminute-ARGH! *Twitch Twitch*

 
Size

Anal virginity?
*masturbates*

 
Dragonwriter

You’d better start fleeing again, fame…when Loz sees that you wrote “in tact” rather than “intact”, she’s gonna get medieval on your ass.

 
Loz

in tact? in tact?!!
kiss that anal virginity goodbye, darlin’.

 
Shadow

*lulz* Loz, you really are harsh to the point of cruelty… horrible, evil, hilarious cruelty. More than likely your words have sent hundreds of failblog users running into their rooms, crying.

 
Dragonwriter

Nah…but she’s sent Failbloggers running to their bunks to do something completely different…

 
 
Dragonwriter

Just ask fuzzy.

(not fuzz. fuzzy. ;) )

 
Dragonwriter

…or was it fluffy?

Dammit.

Just ask Loz’s girlfriend!

*mutters obscenities and stomps off*

 
Shadow

‘Twas fluffy, I believe.

 
Loz

Oh I’ve sent more than just my girlfriend to their bunks ;)

 
Cam

Dead Kennedy’s = Win?

 
 
 
 
 
 
Lol

Then his point is proven.

Bre

so his point IS pink jelly………….. I KNEW IT.
HONEY GO GET THE BANANAS

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
coyote

Can dolphins be Japanese?

BondFan4518

No, he means the cutesy-hentai comnbination is Japanese. Which feels a teensy bit racist to me.

coyote

Is that what he means? Well knock me over with a feather!

BondFan4518

Yes. I will accept the kind offer and blast you away with my new TungstenFeather 3000