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  1. coyote says:

    That explains the permanent smile.

  2. lala says:

    :D . Nice ;)

  3. BondFan4518 says:

    SECOND! CAN I GET A COOKIE AGAIN?!

  4. derd says:

    o rly?^^

  5. MAC says:

    Despite the comedy of buying this for your kids and laughing at their innocence (read: ignorance), who would spend $99 on a blanket with two duck-dolphin hybrids pounding each other in the ass(?)? That’s funny, but not $99 funny.

  6. just4internetfame says:

    Gotta be japanese.

  7. Johnnyboy says:

    Ugh. I prefer my dolphin in a can, not on my towel, TYVM….

  8. thepowerofblue says:

    Well, mating IS a wild animal’s main porpoise in life

  9. So for now on is it Dolphin style.

    • Kukee says:

      Just be careful of the blowhole :)

    • Tom Trifik says:

      Seriously now… that is just innocent and playful dolphin “HUMPING” action.

      [For dolphins to be having actual sex they hafta be
      in a "Missionary" type sex position, ie: belly to belly.
      Don't y'all watch National Geographic specials ever?]

  10. ButhedaBunzai says:

    :D

    I had forgotten things like this were fail-blog worthy.

    Now I have to look into my “Notable Pictures” folder for that sign on an extended warranty for a Kodak disposable camera…

  11. Jane St.Clair says:

    I love the splashes of “water” along the bottom of the towel. And the dophin on the bottom is freaking loving this, you can tell.

  12. jinx says:

    I don’t know what’s more funny, the dolphins or the price, 99.00. I really hope thats not Euro or dollars…

  13. Jordanwb says:

    Well dolphins are one of the few species that have sex for reasons besides mating.

    • Bananaphone says:

      How do they know this anyways? Kinky pregnant dolphin sex? Gay butt sex? And what does a dolphin one-night-stand look like?

      • RogueThree says:

        I’m pretty sure that’s just an urban legend…

      • jack says:

        Well, we know this because dolphins have been observed having sex with each other a lot, even before they are old enough to reproduce. They give each other the dolphin equivalent of oral sex. Also, they have gay sex sometimes. Dolphins can also show sexual behavior toward other animals, including humans.

        Sorry! TMI. I just watched some dolphin documentary on PBS. XD.

  14. JPH says:

    How do we know they are dolphins and not sperm whales that like to eat semen?

  15. bovvered says:

    Who wouldn’t want two happy little dolphins on their beach mats?

  16. thepowerofblue says:

    So, is this the towel that talonsofpeace has been offering to masturbators recently?

  17. Ppelz says:

    Some towels Designer is having the laugh of his/her(yeah right) life now…

    • Syn says:

      Aw, come on. I’d make a towel like that, and I’m a female.
      Although, I’d just make it to see how many people would buy it…

  18. pooperscooper says:

    Beach mat? Fail.

    Sexual “subliminal” messages? Epic fucking win.

  19. Shadow Link says:

    Kinda hot, I gues…

  20. thepowerofblue says:

    You and me, baby, ain’t nothing but mammals
    So let’s do it like they do it on the beach mat fail towel

  21. G says:

    I wonder if they put that artwork on there by accident or on porpoise?

  22. Mouse says:

    This picture fails to depict reality.

    Dolphins don’t use sunscreen.

  23. Ms. Valit says:

    “Kids, this is how baby dolphins are made!”

  24. just4internetfame says:

    *sings* So long and thanks for all the fish.

  25. colBoh says:

    Parenthesized Caption WIN.

  26. SkiddleZ says:

    LOL!!!!!!


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