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Macho – FAIL!
Macho = Fail!
Failure.
‘Ability to distinguish between math and grammar’ fail.
Or perhaps Taco was suggesting that being macho is a fail.
In which case, you fail.
That doesn’t change the fact that “Macho” and “Fail” are not mathematical values of any kind. =p
Actually… if each letter is a variable, they very well could all be mathematical values. Grouping them would simply mean they are all being multiplied together. Even the exclamation point could serve as a factorial sign.
No, sir, it is you who have failed.
Win.
“Mama!!! Mama!!! Mama!!!”
He says “mamma”. It’s a Old Norse-derived language (sounds a lot like Swedish), as you can hear the mother going “Vad är det?” (lit. “What is it?”)
Oh wow, an Old Norse*
Please a Norse is a Norse, of course of course.
It’s all Norse Code.
In a world full of bad puns…
I know you think we’re beating a dead Norse, but I think you’re looking a gift Norse in the mouth. Which you shouldn’t do.
See, kids, this is what happens when you Norse around inside the house.
lol in rl
Now that’s a Norse of a different color
Come down off your high Norse.
No, they’re talking Chuck Norrish.
Great, you ruined it.
Quit flogging the dead Norse.
my norse is red
May the Norse be with you.
You can lead a Norse to water, but you can’t make him drink.
is’t clearly spanish.. “mama!” (mom!) “que” (what?) “bueno bueno” (it’s ok) (or “ahi va” (im coming), im not sure)
You are clearly talking about what you don’t know at all, I think you had never listened to any spanish speaker…
BTW, “ahi va” has nothing to do with “i’m coming”, you moron
Actually “ahi va” could mean “here he/she comes”. Which would make sense if another person were in the room…
It’s “Eimer, Eimer!”. Which is bucket in German. But he really looks like a spanish speaking Norse (WTF!).
Yes, its definitely “Eimer, Eimer”
So he speaks Norsh-Germaspanish? With a slight American Toddler accent?
…
I really was more worried about the fish
it’s german his mom says : ” Eimer, Eimer ! ” what means that she want to
have a bucket but there was no bucket so she took the bin
ahi va? wtf? It’s more like “Estoy indo” -.-
His mama is totally hot! I let her put a bucket under my gushing fish tank anytime! *fwap fwap*
Actually It’s swedish. This was big a few years ago in Sweden. I like the
tone of desperation and incapability to act.
you’re all morons!
it’s German!
he’s yelling “Mama! Mama!”
and his mom’s saying “Eimer” which means bucket.
Sounds more like German.
-”Mama!”
-”Biste bescheuert?”
Meaning “are you stupid” =D
hy says “mama! mama!”
german, means “mom, mom!!”
lol stupid^^
Its german because the mother says “Eimer” which means bucket
I think it’s german!
She’s saying “Eimer” in response and.. yeah, she uses an “Eimer” to get the water.
Yeah… way to many germans on Failblog, what a shame!
He says “Mama”, and his mom sais “Eimer” which means “bucket”.
They are German.
No Norse is good Norse
Ist German like it is spoken in Germany. German spoken in Austria sounds different
its german… -.- kacknuups ^^
No, acctually I think its German.
Mama means Mommy (jeez, that was a hard one)
And when she goes to get a bucket, she sais “Eimer, Eimer!”
Actually it’s german and he’s saying eimer at the end which means bucket.
so you fail and I win. ha
It’s German. You fail!
lol ur stupid its german he says “mama mama” which means mum
and she says ” eimer ” which means bin
It´s German.
In fact its the slovak language (mama = mother of course)..
it’s german he sais mama and she sais eimer, eimer which means bucket, bucket
1. he says “mama” which is german and stands for mother!!
2. the mother says “eimer” which is the german word for bucket !!
Just plain old dumb ass
Actually, it’s Austrian language, in which “Mamma, Mamma!” means, “Die, fish! Die, fish!”
WIN.
They speak English in Australia
And they speak German in Austria.
Fail!
Geography fail.
Epic fail!
They do
Puts his shirt back on to get the bucket. Like, oh man, check my ripped pre-pubescent arms while i lift this inflatable weight i got at my local magic shop, but oh no, do not look at me without my shirt while i save fish.
That wasn’t him with his shirt on. He called for his mother. Listen for “Mama! Mama!” Person recognition fail.
How awkward must that have been for the mom? “Oh no, my lame ass, shirtless kid wants me to film him lifting weights again…Oh, he just broke the fishtank. What a trad.”
That mom sounds pretty awesome.
Are you sure you didn’t mean “tard”?
-is a spelling nazi-
I’m not sure what I mean 90% of the time.
It’s OK, neither do we.
symptom of being a tard
ummm… the mom wasn’t filming the kid. the kid was filming himself. you’re a trad.
You’re all a bunch of Trads.
TARD fail. The meaning of my moniker is lost if TRAD is used…
trop trad
I require a tradslator to understand these tradgically comical typos.
Well, that’s traditional.
… Spell check fail.
It’s called English, babycakes. Tradgic isn’t a word. And especially not “tradgically.”
The word “babycakes” has always confused the hell out of me. Are we to infer that you are calling someone cakes made from the flesh of infants?
What! Embryos are babies, and to be a food product is every egg’s dream.
WHAT!
Heartbeat 18 days!
here we see juliana demonstrating the technique called “failure to get the joke behind the intentional misspelling”
Tradgic ain’t it.
I noticed that but encountered a “caring about juliana FAIL”
Juliana, it’s called riffing on the puntentialities. Don’t be a clueless blow hard, get your head in the game.
Shall I call the Institute for the Humor Impaired again?
That’s a tradgey.
Clever in many ways. Congrats!
Don’t you mean “contrads”?
Crap. Another trend…and a really retraded one too..
there was a kid at my high school whose name was Trad.
My sister was once bitten by a moose.
I said something pretty random one time.
spelling fail
LOL – visual recognition fail… not only did he put on his shirt he put on a wig too!
And grew tits…
and lost a weiner
It’s spelled WIENER, trad.
whiner
I likes me some properly-spelled words, that’s all.
*SNORK*–LOVE the name change!
I did it for you.
Ooooooookay then.
*hears scary stalker music*
I think that would play for Loz and me…one of us just HAS to be the other’s stalker. And since it’s not me, it clearly has to be her.
My friends will play *scary stalker music* pro boner.
Pro boner. You’ve managed to make a profession out of it.
Scary stalker music? That stings!
Every move you make
Every breath you take…
*calls you on the phone*
speak to me in 61, i like that, and then do that spilling water on the floor and shouting for your mother thing again, i want to get a different angle. then… no, wait… sorry about your dress.
Why wash out such a pretty stain?
But not very big ones. He didn’t have that much time.
And changed pants…
could an ‘inflatable weight’ break a glass fish tank? acting superior: FAIL
You can’t fail anyone without acting superior yourself, you know.
Acting superior…win?
Wow put his shirt back on and changed pants to grab a bucket? You fail.
That is his mother with the shirt, different pants, other hair….
ahahahaha so far this is one of the best xD
Anyone else think he freaked out too much?
yup…
nope…. fish tanks, fish, and accessories can cost $$$. plus that clean-up is gonna be a real pain in the butt. his mom’s gonna be mad.
Made that much worse if the accident happens anywhere but on the ground floor.
Naw. You ever seen the Ultimate Warrior lift weight? That dude freaked out too much.
*sprints to the ring and shakes ropes furiously*
Mentioning the Ultimate Warrior in relation to this she-man is tantamount to sin.
She-man? *fap fap fap*
Totally. Also, his mom thought real quickly.
His mom must be used to this kind of stuff happening. How convenient to have a bucket so close!
pretty sure it was a trash can, trad….
that was the walrus’ bucket!!!!
we found it! WE FOUND IT!
An hour ago.
shuddup, trad.
Try reading the previous comments before attempting one yourself.
You must be insane, because clearly sir, i can see your nuts.
(GRAMMAR/SPELLING WIN!!!)
Not a sir, has no nuts.
But I bet you took a few. They’re so easy to take. It’s no wonder men have no balls these days.
But I didn’t keep them.
She’s a lazy bulimic.
ReTARDIS now? Trad ftw.
This is why Jesus doesn’t exercise. It usually ends up killing fishys.
Then they’d only have bread to eat…
that’s right my powers only go so far- I can’t conjure fish out of thin air, unless there are already fish around.
good point.
…..so does that mean that Jesus is like Pyro?
actually Pyro is like Jesus…forgiving your sins with eternal flame.
No, He’s like Pinnochio: holes in his hands and feet and His father was a carpenter
You don’t eat live fish…
In Soviet Russia, live fish doesn’t eat you!
I thought that only applied to running.
“Mama!! Mama!!!” LMAO
LMAO pt. deux.
I’d hit his mama. And by ‘hit’ I mean ‘have sex with’.
Ewww… sodomy fail!
How do you figure?
Apparently, by “have sex with,” Raccoon secretly meant, “in the bum.”
Only if you’re doing it right.
Wouldn’t that make it a sodomy WIN?
Mama,
just broke a tank,
Hit a weight against the glass,
Made an impact, out it splashed…
I think I am the only person that will ever get this reference to Queen.
I think I am not the only one who had the sudden urge to claim you wrong. Others just aren’t as lax on self control (see Wiki:”drunk”)
Well I didn’t see that one coming. I thought he was going to over-exert himself or drop the weight on his foot. Something like that.
Agreed. What a twist!
Robot Chicken reference win.
or hold it above his head, and have his muscles give out
Robot Chicken Super-Win
Gaylord
This is no time for prayer.
your gay sins are forgiven my son, now go forth and look at woman’s arses.
Gaylord Focker
are you busy “ROLE-LAYING” God? or are you testing out names for your children?
either way- I never knew thee
Meet the Parents reference WIN
I often find myself looking at Sara J’s asse. It’s such a cute little asse, too, sitting there all happily in its litle orange box next to her name. How can you not love an asse like that?
*purrs*
Wait, do asses purr?
Did he actually cry for his grandma?
No, just for his mother.
“Mama” is German for “Mommy” and/or “Mum”
No, he cried “Mama” which is German for “Mum”. Way to show the world how badass you are.
Jesus hasn’t cared about Germans for over 60 years now.
Why Jesus?
Anyway it’s german alright, “Eimer” stands for Bucket and “Was is” is short for “What’s the problem”.
He called “Mama” which is the term for well mama (the words the same in english, french, spanish, and probably many other european, its pronounced simliar in Chinese, Japanese, and also probably many more.).
Now, what seems to be not to understand there?
oh sorry my bad- you see I didn’t know that because Jesus didn’t die for nazi scum or anything not american. You understand now? or I not speaky your language good enough foreigners?
Jesus- Win! Or else it’s the cross for you!
you will be with me in paradise
1. Jesus died for the jews, tard.
2. IT IS THE SAME GODDAMN WORD IN NEARLY EVERY LANGUAGE OF THE WORLD.
1. Jesus died not only for Jews and Tards alike- but he did not die for Snusch.
2. Do not take my father’s name in vain.
Jesus Christ! How many times do I have to tell you? It’s spelled TRAD.
Nope … and no need to cry …
for example, in french it’s “Maman” and believe me
it sounds really different from “Mama” !
polyglot Fail !
Language fail. You’ve never taken French. Want to know how I can tell? Because you’ve never taken English. *Stalker Win*
To end all of the language guesses;
It’s a swedish kid yelling (in swedish):
“Mamma, mamma.” (Mom, mom.)
Then she says:
“Ojdå, ojdå.” (Oops, oops.) or kinda like (what have we got here?)
no its more like german
and its more like his mom says “bucket bucket”
It’s more like “it’s,” twnager.
no, he is spanish
the vid’s full transcript is:
-¡Mama!¡Mama!
-¿Qué?
-¡¡El agua!!
-¡¡Ay, la…!!¡¡Ay, la…!!
translation:
-Mom! Mom!
-What?
-The water!!
-Oh, my…!! Oh, my…!!
Look! Another silly wise guy who pretends to know spanish…
I’m spaniard and i tell you this is not spanish, man.
I bet the boy is american, for he is the dumbest idiot in the world.
Actually the dumbest? That’s impressive! Is there some sort of scaler system in place?
Or is this just speculation? Is there an appeal process for people who think that they’re a bigger idiot, and would want the title for themselves?
..trad
Nope, that’s definitley German (I’m from Austria). He’s yelling for his mum for help and she says “Eimer, Eimer!”(bucket). What a loser!
Je sais comment le mot “maman” sonne. Naturelement le mot est different en les different langues. Mais linguistique le mot “Mama” est le même en tous les langues.
And so, if you take the gayness of the sound of “maman” away, you’ll end up with the German word.
(or in this case Swedish? Spanish? The confusion only affirms my conclusion)
If you’re trying to prove you’ve studied French, all you’ve proven is you know how to use an online translator. Eh oui, c’est foutu pour toi.
It’s “langues differents”.
5th grade French FAIL.
do you think actual French people would not recognise your French is incorrect.
ever meet a little baby, they say mama, dada, baba …..universal language there w the mama, sounds pretty much the same from any language and may be vairied according to language as you get older, but still pretty darn close anyway you put it
its callled trad
u failure
It’s “it’s” not “its, and “you” not “u”.
Trad is perfectly acceptable.
In you rpost, “called” is spelled with two “L”s and not three. There needs to be a period at the end of the sentence if such a thing exists in that post. Proper punctuation and capitalization are in great need.
OMG SOMEONE SAVE THE FISH!
exactly
Came in here to say this. Stoopid people should not keep fishies!
No. Deh should gives dem to me.
trop trad
LOL
teach him to try and be ‘ard like
Nemo won´t forgive you!
OMG! That kid has the walrus’s bucket!!
oh no! They be stealing mah Bucket!!
Did the bucket have some Jesus Juice in it?
No I turned it back to water.
*spits out mouthfull of water into cup*
Mama has the bukkit.
The bukkit. Mama has it.
The bukkit, it wuz alreddy inna room. Teh kidz room. Teh kid haz teh bukkit.
Thhbbbttt!
Mama pwnz teh house. Teh kidz room iz in teh houze. Therefore Mama pwnz teh room and everything in it. Therefore Mama has teh bukkit.
Teh bukkit. Mama has it.
Thhbbbttt!
Mama’s do not always pwnz everything in teh room. When I was a little bird, my mama certainly did not pwnz EVERYTHING of mine. Some of it was given to me, some of it was purchased by me. I maintain, teh bukkit, teh kid has it.
Thhbbbttt!
am i the only one who quickly scrolled over these comments???
Nope…..
You guys don’t know what you’re missing.
We’re talking a full lesson on logical thinking.
jep … and me loves it
me enjoys it alot xD
Wat if teh mama shared teh bukkit w/ teh kidd? Or maibeez teh kidd borrowed teh bukkit? Or maibeez teh kidd rents teh bukkitz? Or maibeez neither has teh bukkit… sum kinda “in case of emergency” thingy? Teh bukkit, teh compromis has it.
Thhbbbttt!
This is a possiblity.
In Soviet Russia the bukkit has Mama!
omfg lol
OH NOEZ!!!1!! ITZ THA BUKKIT!
Re TRAD is
I did that already, but thanks, Jesus Mythical Christ!
I thought something gay was going to happen, but then the retard blew a hole in the fishtank.
something gay did happen, he was filming himself lift weights.
He was pwned by the fishies.
I doubt the fish see it that way.
those fish were so gay, anyway
but you were the one trying to get them to feed off your “worm”- and you called THEM gay?
thank you Captain Obvious
No he isn’t. He’s Jesus. Can’t you read?
he’s been struck with blindness. I suppose I could spit into some dirt.
“you will be with me in paradise”
Sounds like a great pickup line!!!!
And I tell you, it worked.~wink~
He said “Mama! Mama!” and she replyed “Eimer! Eimer!”
PS Mama = mum and Eimer = bucket.
Everytime you exercise, God kills the fishys
I knew there was a reason I don’t exercise.
FISHIES, GODDAMMIT!
There’s something fishie in the state of Denmark…
…or Sweden, as it were.
I’d put my finger on a watery place in Holland.
Or is it watersy?
Depends…did they break?
I put my finger in a wet place in Amsterdam. For real…
Finger in a wet place? *masturbates*
Just don’t stick your finger in the dyke.
trop retrad
If you poke you pay!
I think ‘fishtank fail’ is more appropriate… The kid lifted the weight just fine, but the fishtank failed to hold up against a slight bump. That’s what you get when you shop at Wal-Mart, weaker than steel glass. *sigh*
What do you define as, “a slight bump?” The laws of physics suggests that this thing that “slightly bumped” the glass had a reasonable amount of mass to it; hence a good deal of momentum transfer occured. Moreover, the contact occured at a single point, not diffused over an area. Go ahead and try to squeeze an egg in your hand to make it crack. Now watch how utterly effortless it is to crack an egg over the rim of a bowl. Same idea at work here.
(This is why I often ponder why people don’t build dome-shaped homes in hurricane and tornado-rich parts of the world. Just think of the money and lives that would be saved if all the buildings remained standing after every storm! Imitating nature = GOOD.)
Hurricanes make coconuts fly. Coconuts hit dome-shaped home. Dome-shaped home kaputt.
You win. -throws a cookie at grond-
Jeez, common sense fail.
You EAT cookies. You THROW
.
.
.
grenades.
I made you a grenade, but I eated it.
i made you a cookie but i lost the pin?
The Hammer Of The Underworld accepts your thrown cookie, then proceeds to bash in the gates of Minas Tirith.
No! Frodooooo!
sparrows carry coconuts too.
Wait, African or European?
No.
Bad.
Shame on you.
I don’t know that…AAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!
my favorite color is….
Blue…no yellow!
…AAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee….
those are swallows, not sparrows.
Racist.
This new learning amazes me. Explain again how sheep’s bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
“Where’d you get them coconuts?”
But what if they needed to send their kid to the corner?
Nobody puts baby in a corner!
I carried a watermelon.
because they would roll away
that was either a fail or a vary awkward joke.
I vary my jokes, but they are always awkward.
verily
*bats fuzz*
my heart always moves K-ward
K
aww … it left out my K-ward heart!!
<3 [arrow shape] K
K?
Holy crap! It left mine out, too! Why does it do that…
Apparently, when you have one “<” thingy pointing left followed by another pointing right, it reads as HTML code and does not print them, nor what you type in between them, as text characters.
yeah. that’s how you begin an html comment. anything between
are deleted.
if you type beforehand, it’ll keep it exactly as you typed.
grrr it wouldnt even let me use html tags to leave it literally what i typed.
i fail for not recognizing failblog’s incredible anti-html technological powers
i’m a walking spelling fail.
Not sure what your definition of “just fine” entails but mine rarely involves the slaughter of innocent aquatic life (accidental or otherwise). Your gym must be quite smelly.
And now for yet another installment of “Spot the Fail!”
The fail is not that the kid cracked an aquarium/killed some fish/whined like a sissy bitch but instead that he filmed all of this and then, instead of sending this to the deepest pits of Recycle Bin hell he posted it to youtube.
Displaying stupidity to the world – Win!
i was wondering when somebody else was going to think of this.
i think his mamma posted it on youtube. she’s a sarcastic mean whore. I know her… and by know I mean screwed…
Ooooof! One of the best fail videos so far heheh! I thought he’s gonna fall over or sth lol!
Never care about the fishies, just don’t let the water flow away!!
(I know the fishies would probably end up in the bucket as well, just wanted to spam this topic… Spam spam spam spam wonderful spaaaaaam)
youre as gay as the boy in the vid
Please refrein from calling him gay again. It’s an insult to the gay community for him to join it.
I couldn’t agree more with you, Morii.
You mean I have to frein again???
C’mon Shadow…could be fun.
*wink*
Well, when you put it that way…
not too slick, li’l willie
Put him in the room with the fishies. Then he’ll be a wet willie.
Put him in the water with the fishies. Then he’ll be a free willie.
Yeah, his spam smells.
Hey, you. Once your name was a link, but it didn’t really go anywhere. What was it?
Went to an altar ego. Want me to marry you? I’m legit.
But are you too legit to quit?
Something about accidentally endangering one’s own pets makes me profoundly, disproportionately sad. Return of repressed childhood memories win?
A “return of repressed childhood memories win” can only be accompanied by a “Catholic Church Epic Fail”.
Mom wins. That dude is sloooooooooooooow thinking.
“The water won’t stop pouring out! I’ve tried punching it, I’ve tried kicking it, I’ve tried yelling at it…”
i’m glad i didn’t read this one under water –
would’ve drowned LOL’g
It doesn’t matter for me, I can’t breathe from laughing so hard anyway
My side hurts…
somebody’s waters is broke
I have seen many waters…
…and that is MANY waters!
the kid’s hot, so it’s okay.
says “chad”
what a weiner!
chad = the kid in the video?
FAIL-A-PALOOZA
You know Schadenfreude? I has it! lolz
i know it… and is has it, too
In soviet russia, fishes lift many weights and crack skull of you.
I think we can all agree on one thing, thank god those lanyards are safe.
Hey I have lanyards in my room. Course there either bands or baseball teams.
Awww… Maaan… I was like expecting something similar to the Olympic’s weightlifter Janos Baranyai from Hungary, but then I get this shit? A half naked ass dude, trying to lift a weight of the size of a match, but then suddenly hits a crack in something called as funnily as a fishtank, for so continue to call for his hot ass mom? His mom was HOT though…
Still… The only similarity I could spot was the shivering after the weight lift and the “what-to-do-now” looks…
oh my god poor fishies! MOOOM!
“Oh GOD! NEMO!” The kid will be telling this to a shrink years later.
I thought he was saying “AAAHH, AAAH!!!” and that she said “Hang on, hang on.”
Going deaf here, perhaps.
So…he wanted to youtube his scrawny ass lifting weights to be all cool and then he fails utterly while screaming for his mama and he still posts it? That’s a suave-fail right thar.
dignity-fail too.
savoir fail
At least it was a laissez fail rather than a greater fail.
His baby sister posted it. As pay back. For all those times he embarassed her when her friends were over.
He even offered to pay her not to post it.
Fortunately for her – she had a backup copy, so after he paid her for the original — she still posted the video.
http://www.momstop.blogspot.com
Haha it was great
It looks like mama is used to his behavior… keeps a bucket in every room. My question is, why would you post this?
MAMA!
I’m pretty sure the mom posted it. Parenting WIN
I just love the mom on this one. I hope that I can be a sexy, always-ready-with-a-bucket mother when I grow up.
lol
Is there a joke about his mom walking in on him ‘pounding the flounder’ here somewhere? … I can’t seem to find it.
haha*snort*
I think you successfully found it.
Flounder? We only accept trouser trouts around here.
8==============================D
You should’ve seen the one that got away!
Lean over and I’ll show you the one that got away!
What, did you have to staple it back on or something?
He was doing it just for the halibut. But he was prawned.
“mom! mom!”
“what is it, what are you doing?”
Swedish ftw
So then, these were delicious Swedish Fish?
Is he callin for his mama?
just try to fix the hole with somthin as fast as you can?
stupid failer -.-
what will the fishes have thought of this guy ftw!
Okay, he’s wearing Military trousers.
Okay, he’s a German.
Okay, he seems to be pretty dumb.
That doesn’t mean that he is a nazi.
Ok, you seem to have figured out how to turn on your computer.
Ok, you seem to be able to spell correctly.
Ok, you don’t seem mentally retarded (at first glance).
That doesn’t mean you’re intelligent.
Oh snap.
Ah, Swedish
I like moms dialect, but it’s hard to hear where she is from :/
uh maybe Sweden?
it would be hard to hear for me too- if I also had someones’ junk in my ear hole
She’s from Germany. I know it because I hit her. Quite a few times.
She was all like “Fick mich, fick mich!”
and you were like “ich bin, ich bin”
and she said “verwenden Sie Ihren Penis”
and you were like “das ist mein Penis”
and then she said “warum ist das grün?”
Na, weil ich ein raccoon bin, logisch.
My penis is green because I’m a raccoon.
haha you said penis. LOL. im sure your size is FAIL
At least his penis has a size.
your mothers penis is small.
Is your mother’s penis big?
LOLRLODDOLDOLDOL OMFGOMFGOMFOGOMFGOMFOGMF
BURN OF TEH W33k LOLOLOLOLOLOL I R 1337
and you were like “ich bin, ich bin”
and she said “verwenden Sie Ihren Penis”
and you were like “das ist mein Penis”
and then she said “warum ist das grün?”
i loled * 2
Seen it on youtube a while ago.
Uggh! I’m so jealous I didn’t think to post this on failblog first! :[
Jealousy fail.
Yes, we would all have seen the scrawny little pre-pubescent dork that much earlier.
Not even that much weight in the barbell. By the looks of it, not even 10 kg (about 20-22 pounds).
Let’s all watch the kid with his mega strength show off on the internet!
(Sarcasm)
So…why the hell do they have a trash can or whatever right there?
Observation FAIL.
It’s not a trash can, it’s a BUKKIT.
Did you seriously just ask why the kid would have a trash can in his room? What a stupid ass question. For masturbating, obviously.
So, if the fishies fall into the bucket o’ masturbation, do they turn into sperm whales?
HAHHAAHHA!
Figures that someone too stupid to pull his pants up over his UNDERWEAR would do something like that.
<°)))o
Exercise FAIL
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Fish FAIL
Old Video WIN
what sort of fish is it?
No Swedish Fish jokes yet?
So that’s why Swedish Fish were on sale at Fry’s today!
i lost the game
It’s german,
he’s cryin’ fo his mum and wants her to bring a bucket (Eimer = bucket)
P.S. sorry if anyone found it out first – lazy bout reading comments lol ;D
yeah, u r
Wasn’t this a commercial for Vonage, or some insurance company?
So am i the only one to notice that he lifted with his back?
MILF
Poor fishes
It’s German, fools. The mother is saying “Eimer! Eimer!” It means “Bucket! Bucket!”
Norse influenced, but not Swedish OR Spanish.
Thanks for the information jackwad.
Your nickname should be Lieutenant Obvious.
Will you be my captain?
You’re all wrong. Clearly, both kid and mom are speaking in 61.
In good portuguese: “que burro!!”
I’m sorry, but I received this video from a friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend back in 2002: and therefore while it might still qualify as a fail on some level, i vote that it’s lame for oldness sake
no, you didn’t, it’s from early 2006
*Reference needed before win can be awarded*
*News update*
after this incident happend the boy was gound almost dead with a fish in his mouth lulz
No, no, we’re sorry for not watching it 6 years earlier.
NOOOT
Poor kid, he wasn’t even lifting much in the first place. He’s so manly with his little fishies, and yelling mama.
Fun stuff.
*laughs*
You made me laugh.
Notice the bucket was placed right there like the mom knew it was going to happen. Parenting fail.
Maybe the bucket was there for other purposes…
You mean parenting win O___o
Besides, isn’t it just a plastic bin?
Maman !!!
hahahaha
He lifts the weights in the wrong way. He will break his lower back .-
if they were heavy maybe…
If you lifts weights THAT way you will break all sorts of things.
This boy is really stupìd. And he is spanish “ahi va” is means the same “oh my god” not the translation
Well, obviously it’s german ( i’m a native speaker )
The guys says “Mom, mooom!”
And the mother says “Bucket, bucket!”
At least we know now where the missing bucket from the LOLCat site is
“MAMA!!!”
“Schnell – EIMER, EIMER!!!”
What a nice lesson for all you non-German-speaking folks
but more importantly… IS THAT 86 CENTS IN CHANGE IN THE FOREGROUND?!
It’s funny because;
- it seems he thinks weight-lifting + shirtless + own room = TOTAL AWESOMENESS. But then calls for his mom as a sorta automatic reaction.
- his God-like spacial awareness
- his school bag is unnecessarily high up the wall for, undoubtedly, HILARIOUS reasons
- his mothers ninja pose in the last frame
- and the fact that this video got uploaded anyway
I think I’d like to see more footage of mom being splashed with the water thankyouverymuch.
LOL he puts his hands on his face like a girl and starts doing tiny jumps.
so fag
i’ve seen this so many times… it’s not really funny anymore.
fail video fail.
it’s a first.
I want to kill that kid.
There are two kinds of people, those who react, and those who call for mama to react
His mother (mama) don´t say !Eimer!, say !AHI VA!, this spanish expression can´t traslate to english is means the same !oh my god!, learn spanish
LOL, mommy to the rescue. big boy weight lifting, then 2 seconds later “MAMA!” and shes there literally within 5 seconds. ROFL! she looks kinda hot too
Lol..hes from germany he says : mama mama ..eimer schnell
what means : mom mom gimme a bucket^^
Poor guy. One wonders which of his snot-nosed siblings appropriated the video and put it on the ‘net.
MY GOD!! THIS KID IS A BEAST!! DONT MESS WITH HIM OR HELL BREAK YER FISHTANK!! Poor fisheseses..es..es
LOL!!! Mr. toughguy hollers for his mom first thing. I love how she comes with a small bucket as the tank is about to finish emptying.
LMAO! The first thing my brother said when we were watching this was “Oh look a fish tank” then *smash* xD I do feel kind of sorry for the fish though.
The real fail here is trying to explain to your friends why you’re making a video of yourself lifting weights.
All brawn and no brain….sad…..
Oh wow, that’s hot. He needs his mom to come and clean up his messes for him. I suppose next she’ll change his diaper.
that was a fail not only because he messed up on weightlifting by breaking the fish tank… but because he called his mom and put it on the internet anyway…. lol
I hope the fish were alright….
I feel sorry for the fish
SO THAT’S WHERE THE BUCKET WENT!
Hehe funny that he just happend to have a bucket close by
NOOO! DEY BE STEALIN MAH BUCKET!!!!
Mom Win!
Calp your hadns for the trads.
the comments are actually funnier than the video itself
His mum looks good!
I love how Mr. Macho man says ‘Mama!’ First. xD
this is the funniest fkn shit i’ve ever seen
Ahhhaahhahahahahaha.
1. he tried to look cool with his shirt off and lifting weights
2. he broke the fish tank
3. as soon as he calls his mom, he puts his shirt back on
4. he had this pansy voice going on while saying “Mama!”
5. his facial expression
He?
Those poor fish!
momma momma ! I tried to look like a bad mothafokker, but i failed at doing that EPIC.
Its German ^^
She sais “Eimer, Eimer” it means Can, bucket, bin etc.
Just look whats in her hand :p
Just look whats in the thread.
I don’t know if someone has pointed this out before but: it semms to be german, he calls fpr his mamma (mum) and she says “Eimer” which means bucket!
MAMA!: fail. mom actually doing something smart while the kid freaks out: win.