FYI, ‘everfial, it’s spelled “babel” –
I’m sure you don’t want to be making a Language Fail on this thread.
___
*wonders meanwhile if Sara’s hearing two tones*
A fail at failing would obviously not be a fail so that’s not the reason he should be killing himself.
Being consumed with the inane desire to call out the number of your post however…
Pardon me, sir/madam, do you realise you have just violated code 9210? Namely, the erroneous misuse of the words ‘off’ and ‘of’.
I’m afraid you’ll have to come with us…
You’re right about the Taz Taze bit, But I’m not a Grammar Police officer. I just snitched is all. Having someone spin and spit at you pretty nasty anyway
No, no…You’re using informal sign language. Bitch is all about voice inflection and body language, therefore there is no written form of Bitch. Bitch, when spoken well, is not detected by non Bitch speakers. It’s similar to how dogs can hear pitch that humans can’t.
So maybe we should try and get my hand on some of that body language of yours and see if we can make you sing.
(You know I’m drawn to the way you’re drawn.)
Web programmers aren’t perfect, and the adage that garbage in yields garbage out applies everywhere. Yes, it’s a fail, but it doesn’t have that, well, FailBlog-type of fail character to it. It’s merely a small typo or bug in the code that renders that list.
(comments below this comment are likely to be sarcastic)
We all know what 69 is….
Well, 61 is when you do it with a dead body.
[Please don't make me explain further,
or they'll take away my mortician's license]
If you’re a guy who manages to score with a lesbian, I’d take it as a compliment. It means you’re sexy enough to turn even people of a … different… persuasion, to your side.
Well, I was just talking about saving some fishies from
the Brinker of destruction.
But on occasion I have menaged to accumulate points with a few, ah, dutchesses who generally prefer their own persuasion.
So now mundane programming errors qualify for FAIL status? Watch out… next we’ll be seeing FAIL screenshots of spelling errors on asinine youtube comments. (yawn)
I don’t know about negative constructions in Aramaic, Yeshua bar Maryam, but in contemporary English, you have failed to faithfully divine the just meaning:
.
failing to fail = not failing = (potential) win
failing NOT to fail = not being able to avoid a fail = (actual) fail
.
Resurrect that, false messiah.
The real fail is that they are asking in English which language you understand, with all the language names in English as well. If you don’t understand English, how would you respond to this question at all?
Actually you’ll find that that sort of thing happens all the time especially in official documents – official government leaflets and such like. For Example one giving advice on benefits read “This leaflet is also available in Urdu, Gujarati, Welsh and Polish. If you are blind and require a spoken version please ask at the desk”. Intelligent Government – FAIL!!
Actually, the real fail is the fact that you failed to notice the progress bar at the bottom of the image, which indicates that the survey is over 75% completed by the time this question was asked. So if the respondant didn’t understand English, they never would have gotten to this question in the first place.
Don’t be lame everyone, 61 is the language of the country 74,2. You gotta respect the country and its native language. I demand that you delete this post right now or I’ll inform the president of 74,2 about this. And believe me, when Mr. -55 gets pissed off, he’ll find you and spank you with 1’s.
This is not a language fail, it’s a government conspiracy fail, not that I would expect you sheeple to know that. 61 is actually code for the language spoken by the aliens who crash landed in Roswell, New Mexico in 1947. You sheeple probably believe that a place called Area 51 exists. Ha!, it is to laugh! It’s so obvious that the so-called Area 51 is really a fake secret military base to distract us from what’s going on at the Pan-Galactic Embassy located at Area 61. And you weren’t so willfully ignorant, you’d know what’s going on at Area 61 is the reprogramming of political dissidants of the Pan-Galactic Empire to be Manchurian Candidates holding government offices all over the world! The Bush family are really lizard-people from the planet Xorax 27!
*is taken away by men in black suits and thrown into a black, unmarked van*
some one help me please…there is a joke here somewhere…I just can’t….quite….grab….it…..69…hand…undecided…short….help, I almost have it…..gasp…sorry about your dress….
I hear it’s amazing when the purple-stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on hara-kiri rock. I need scissors! 61!
-Colonel Roy Campbell Metal Gear Solid 2
Not fail. This is to detect autocomplete scripts that people use to save themselves time from filling out surveys. If you select the number, it will determine that you are obviously lying or a computer script is submitting randomly selected items. This is fairly common in paid surveys.
If 61 is a language, then I say this in base 2 (binary):
010001010101000001001001010000110010000001000110010000
010100100101001100001000000100100101000110001000000101
010100100000010010010101101000100000010100100100010101
000001010001000100100101001110010001110010000001010100
010010000100100101011010001000000101011101001001010101
000100111101010101010101000010000001000001001000000101
010001010010010000010100111001011010010011000100000101
010100010011110101001000101110001000000100100101000110
001000000101010100100000010010010101101000100000010100
100100010101000001010001000100100101001110010001110010
000001001001010101000010000001010111010010010101010000
100000010000010010000001010100010100100100000101001110
010100110100110001000001010101000100111101010010001011
000010000001010111010010010100111000101110
(NOTE: This is actual letters, ex. a,b,c,d,e,f,g, etc. encoded into binary.)
Ah, that’s a common misconception there Sara J: “Lolcat” is actually the term for the language of people that have undergone lobotomies (yes, multiple procedures).
6161616161616666111166111
Easy.
NOOOOOOO! I’m not first!
61st.
*feeds the troll some moar*
i phailed a phailing phail of a phlail and a phlailing platapus philled with phides.
FAIL
I can speak 61. I can speak it fluently.
@PortalPhan:
You are phalling phor a PHAIL!
I laugh at you for wanting to be first.
i wish i spoke 61
You’re implying that if I write “frnehc nerh n cher nchenrcf erhencf” I understand French. Duh.
Win.
Epic win.
italia ita lit a ialt lai ltiiala nlitailnnt niliiain ntnilna.
I know italian omg.
PortalPail sta veramente un idiota in qualsiasi lingua.
That’s not italian ¬¬ you cheap imitator…
FAIL
It should be 69 and not 61
“69 in 10 Minutes a Day”
Do you have to pass an oral exam for being allowed to speak 69?
I thought 69 was only communicated orally, I didn’t think they’d progressed to newspapers.
Win.
Epic winz.
Epic fail that it is a win
Even though someone can speak 61 languages…
Learn 61 easy!
http://www.amazon.com/IMSI-Design-730526354522-Easy-Language/dp/B00032BU1I
(do not zoom picture)
53356 48343375 19285, 4775 2743 1828!
837
3546 894 73218 6587 11235 666
61812621 918196 2191 69696969!!!
867-5309
Earworm acquired.
It’s called the bable fish
FYI, ‘everfial, it’s spelled “babel” –
I’m sure you don’t want to be making a Language Fail on this thread.
___
*wonders meanwhile if Sara’s hearing two tones*
everfail? hehe.
…and breathing circularly…
… and throat singing …
Hurrah! Music nerds ahoy! I thought I was the only one….
Welcome, Dreynas.
*knights Dreynas with a conductor’s baton*
Runs up to sara j… chokes her with a Broken Piano String*
Jabs own eye out with a guitar pick… chokes on it… dies.
TA DA! Musical ensemble…
That’s both dumb and ugly to look at.
I are so sorri. Sirius-li. It be a slip of the keyboard. I can has remission?
You can has remission!
XD
ARGHHH! Get it out.
Ok you asked for it:
It’s a small world after all
It’s a small world after all
It’s a small world after all
It’s a small, small world
(mutual assured destruction)
Destruction? You got it.
*stokes the dragon-fires*
*FOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!*
Still undecided which is the most destructive. Dragon fire or earworms.
Do they make ear bleach?
I am in a complete state of not understanding what you just said. Explanation plz?
I’m second, though.
Yay.
Fail at fail. Go kill yourself.
A fail at failing would obviously not be a fail so that’s not the reason he should be killing himself.
Being consumed with the inane desire to call out the number of your post however…
fail at failing equals win
Not necessarily. What if it just means you end up in the middle ground between fail and win?
The dreaded place known as Failatory.
Hi, I’m new here.
Hello Flannel, nice to see you here.
welcome to the failboat
Wait, I thought we were all on the ‘Fiasco Bus.’
*Jumps of failboat and swims for it*
Er, that would be ‘jumps off.’
*Sighs at approach of Grammar Police*
“I swear I didn’t do it, Officer! Please believe me!”
Pardon me, sir/madam, do you realise you have just violated code 9210? Namely, the erroneous misuse of the words ‘off’ and ‘of’.
I’m afraid you’ll have to come with us…
TAZ HIM! TAZ HIM! TAZ HIM!
Yeah! Spin in a circle really fast and spit all over him!
Note the irony of “taze” being misspelled by a Grammar Police officer.
You’re right about the taz taze bit but I’m am not a Grammar Police officer. I just snitched.
You’re right about the Taz Taze bit, But I’m not a Grammar Police officer. I just snitched is all. Having someone spin and spit at you pretty nasty anyway
Welcome aboard the failbus.
STOP GET OUT OF HERE WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!! IT’s not too late!!! Ok maybe it is.
r u from Kzoo?
I see you are still acting out your sexual fantasies with a deity. Tell me, does it involve dice? Or is it more of a LARP situation??
Wait… we’re supposed to introduce ourselves?
Hi, I’m old here!
I’m out of time here.
Time out of mind.
Now fuzz, you’re not THAT old.
timeless …
and kinda spaced out
I’m not the man they think I am at home, oh no, no, no.
I think it’s gonna be a long, long time…
Well, obviously.
Most of us were under the impression that you were a woman.
Tell me, what’s it like to be male and pregnant?
Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids.
Duly noted.
Fortunately, dragons are ageless. It’s a science I don’t understand, but it’s just my job five days a week.
Does it pay well?
Well, if I’m able to rule the Babylonian sea goddess, I have to have some abilities that make me ageless as well.
I think all of you scared him or her or undecided protoplasm off.
My protoplasm is just fine, thank you.
Pleased to hear it.
You have no chance to survive, make your time.
universal language of nerds
this would be 0110101011101001100101010111001101110
Otherwise known as binary code…
There are exactly 10 types of people:
The ones that understand binary.
And the ones that don’t.
Hardy har har.
The ones that don’t are zeroes.
counting fail
Otherwise known as 1337…
What’s geekier. Ineverfial for making that joke or me for immediately understanding that joke:-)
Sadly I figured it out also….(hides in the corner)
FIRST!!!!
Well we can both sit in the corner together and count in Binary. After three everybody – 001 010 011 100 101 110 111.
Universal language of nerds? I didn’t see Klingon on the language list.
I’ll have you know that I’m fluent in 61, along with 6,000,000 other forms of communication.
do you speak lolcat?
I speak bitch fluently.
I speak to your hand.
Then you better talk to the left, ’cause you ain’t right.
Ifn’s you was to turn around, moonKshine, that’d lemme put it to ya right.
… assumings you possesses you some bilateral symmetry
Huh?
And you said you speak bitch!
Tell it to the hand, um, bitch.
No, no…You’re using informal sign language. Bitch is all about voice inflection and body language, therefore there is no written form of Bitch. Bitch, when spoken well, is not detected by non Bitch speakers. It’s similar to how dogs can hear pitch that humans can’t.
(You know I like it when you talk dirty to me
)
So maybe we should try and get my hand on some of that body language of yours and see if we can make you sing.
(You know I’m drawn to the way you’re drawn.)
HA! *giggle**blush* :”>
I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.
Would that be a bitch dog?
Bitch, please.
if you say bitch backwards, its hctib. hctib is my cousins name,
gah, she’s a real bitch..
16
Not fluent enough, apparently.
61616161616161616161616161616161616116161616161616161616161616161611616161616161616161616161616161616161616161616161616161616161616161616161616161161?
6161616161
616161!!!
61616161!!!!!!1!!!111!!!!!6!!!
LOLOMGBBQ61ies!!!!!1one!
I swear to god, this comment has to be the most inspiring I’ve ever read. It brings a tear to my eye.
:’-)
*hands Shadow a hankie*
Just dyslexic.
dyslexics are teople poo
spoonerism win!!!!!
Thanks!
From all of us at failblog, you’re welcome.
5th!1!!1!!!!1
!!!!!eleventy-one11111
i wonder what will happen if i push the submit button
Failure.
sooo…whats 61?
or is that where it fails, im just so unsure.
Looks like someone didn’t assign a title to field #61. Web form design fail!
are you out of other content? this one is not funny!
Web programmers aren’t perfect, and the adage that garbage in yields garbage out applies everywhere. Yes, it’s a fail, but it doesn’t have that, well, FailBlog-type of fail character to it. It’s merely a small typo or bug in the code that renders that list.
(comments below this comment are likely to be sarcastic)
Thank you, Captain Obvious. Oh wait, that IS your name.
So does that make you his sidekick, Kid Obvious?
You like the kids eh? Pedobear alert!
Pedo-panda?? *masturbates*
I don’t believe in sarcasm…
I actually agree with your comment. The fail just wasn’t epic enough…
But it still is fail… to a certain degree,
ALL IS FAIL!!!!111!!!1
Me? Sarcastic?
…
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
would that language be called sexair?
that would be 69
I speak 69. But only three times a year. Sad no?
Correct me if I am wrong but isn’t that the only language where it is not only polite to speak with your mouth full, it is required.
::touches self to last comment::
We all know what 69 is….
Well, 61 is when you do it with a dead body.
[Please don't make me explain further,
or they'll take away my mortician's license]
Win?
Nope. Dead loss.
Your loss is my gain.
Your gain is my loss
this is the stupidest thing ive ever seen on this site.
bad post fail = Fail Fail!!!
[notice the three exclamation marks are warranted here]
…word to your fail.
Well, it was until you hit “Add Comment.” Way to cover FailBlog’s ass…
or asse, so to speak.
is that Zulu or Afrikaans?
DUTCH, bitches.
AFRIKAANS IS DUTCH (kinda), too foxy for your britches.
Not nearly close enough. I know a few words of Dutch but those crazy Afrikaners got me all tongue tied.
not nearly close enough => going DUTCH
(… and prolly no tongue-tying)
That’s a bummer.
bummer = something else you’re not gonna get if you’re going Dutch
But if there’s a bi-lingual Dutchess is involved, maybe I’ll have the brave honor to afford a digit to a dyke.
If you’re a guy who manages to score with a lesbian, I’d take it as a compliment. It means you’re sexy enough to turn even people of a … different… persuasion, to your side.
I disagree, if a guy pulls a lesbian she isn’t a lesbian.
Unless there is rape involved.
Well, I was just talking about saving some fishies from
the Brinker of destruction.
But on occasion I have menaged to accumulate points with a few, ah, dutchesses who generally prefer their own persuasion.
Menaged?
*runs for the hills*
*scratches head … do they even have hills in Amsterdam? …
oh yeah, in the Latin quarter … the mount of Venus*
I was wondering how long this dutch conversation would continue before ‘dyke’ was mentioned.
At least you need wonder no longer.
:p
Damn.
Uberfail, should be 69.
I’m more fluent in 69… it’s like a mother tongue for (or on) me!
“69″ and “mother tongue” in the same line… so wrong
If it’s not my mother tongue, I would rather say that’s not that wrong… don’t you agree?
It is just a shortcut to tell that you can speak 61 languages…d’oh!
Nah 61 is the country code for australia, explains why they are so hard to understand
I can understand them just fine. Perhaps you’ve just never ventured out of your own country to accustom yourself to other accents/languages.
Good theory but sadly wrong, I’ve lived in 6 countries, I just like winding people up.
The real fail there is that there is no Polish, but u can find greek portugese swedish, czech…
NIESZCZĘŚLIWY!
C’mere…I have some polish for you.
Ooooh, shiny!
The Polish ?
Roooooxaaaaane !
stung!
I
’ed
I need scissors…
^ Colonel? Colonel! COLONEL!!
-I hear it’s amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock
TURN THE GAME CONSOLE OFF RIGHT NOW
61 is 1337 50 347 5|-|17 4|\||) |)13!!!!
83|\||) 0\/3r 4|\||)… oh, forget it…
This “first to respond” thing is getting stupid.
So now mundane programming errors qualify for FAIL status? Watch out… next we’ll be seeing FAIL screenshots of spelling errors on asinine youtube comments. (yawn)
Why so serious?
I are serious fox. This are serious thread.
:[
I need some serious weed.
Jesus is coming… hide your bong.
or at least hand it over to jesus and he will forgive thee thy sins?
also don’t bogart the joints
Why so serious ?
Because this is ESWC in San Jose right now !
(if you get the joke, you’re probably a die-hard DotA fan)
You live in Portsmouth and you call this boring?
HAHA!
61st!!!
I don’t understand you well enough to read a newspaper.
I don’t read a newspaper well enough to understand you either.
lol
61th!
61st. Besides, I was already before you.
yeah but you weren’t really the 61e.
Yeah, you’re right. I wasn’t the “61e” because I was the “61st.” Why can’t you learn to spell? How old ARE you?
YEah! I’ve been waiting for 2 hours to do that!!!
and still you failed not to fail
failing not to fail is also known as a “win” my son
I don’t know about negative constructions in Aramaic, Yeshua bar Maryam, but in contemporary English, you have failed to faithfully divine the just meaning:
.
failing to fail = not failing = (potential) win
failing NOT to fail = not being able to avoid a fail = (actual) fail
.
Resurrect that, false messiah.
Hey give me a break Jack, I died for your sins remember?
ahh resurrect this!
(*jesus then grabs on his berries*)
*checks her encyclopedia of heresies*
…
Yep, that’s in there.
Hey…don’t look on page 436.
Um…not that I’M in there or anything…heh heh. Just don’t look, ‘kay?
*looks*
*gasp*! Dragon! How could you?!
I TOLD you not to look!
With a melon?
And a can-opener?! Jesus.
And is that two policemen? For shame!
(Heresies won’t nest below this level.)
Neither will they ‘hest.
But I’m an atheist so I’m not your son. Does that mean different rules apply?
My head just asseploded.
I could put some spit and mud on your neck- but It probably won’t do anything. Sorry.
I don’t speak 61 but I understand it when spoken to me.
The real fail is that they are asking in English which language you understand, with all the language names in English as well. If you don’t understand English, how would you respond to this question at all?
Touché
Actually you’ll find that that sort of thing happens all the time especially in official documents – official government leaflets and such like. For Example one giving advice on benefits read “This leaflet is also available in Urdu, Gujarati, Welsh and Polish. If you are blind and require a spoken version please ask at the desk”. Intelligent Government – FAIL!!
Actually, the real fail is the fact that you failed to notice the progress bar at the bottom of the image, which indicates that the survey is over 75% completed by the time this question was asked. So if the respondant didn’t understand English, they never would have gotten to this question in the first place.
PHOTOSHHOPPEEED!!!!
I think if someone photoshopped this, they would have bothered to make it funny.
Oh snap! hlyshtvwls just unpimped your comment!
You wouldn’t be on harrispollonline.com
I would say browser fail on that one.
Don’t be lame everyone, 61 is the language of the country 74,2. You gotta respect the country and its native language. I demand that you delete this post right now or I’ll inform the president of 74,2 about this. And believe me, when Mr. -55 gets pissed off, he’ll find you and spank you with 1’s.
Baris is right. 74,2 has undergone a lot of transformation and at this time needs more encouragement from the international community.
As the saying goes:
“61616161, 616161, 61, 6161616161616″
– Unknown
Quick, let’s get it to join NATO before Russia invades!
whoever did that is soooooooooo a blond!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey i resent that coment…. *stares at shiney object*
More like 69… that’s a language I understand
Cuz everything is always perfect.
… and nothing ever happens.
I speak 61, it’s not very easy to learn you know!
Nah! Its just as easy as binary! Its all Hindu-arabic really..
This is not a language fail, it’s a government conspiracy fail, not that I would expect you sheeple to know that. 61 is actually code for the language spoken by the aliens who crash landed in Roswell, New Mexico in 1947. You sheeple probably believe that a place called Area 51 exists. Ha!, it is to laugh! It’s so obvious that the so-called Area 51 is really a fake secret military base to distract us from what’s going on at the Pan-Galactic Embassy located at Area 61. And you weren’t so willfully ignorant, you’d know what’s going on at Area 61 is the reprogramming of political dissidants of the Pan-Galactic Empire to be Manchurian Candidates holding government offices all over the world! The Bush family are really lizard-people from the planet Xorax 27!
*is taken away by men in black suits and thrown into a black, unmarked van*
LOL. now shut up…..
I hope those aliens from 1947 come and save you before its too late…
or at least stand witness
I hope the aliens from 1947 come and save you
Or at least provide a witness statement
good luck!! =D
Browser Fail
61 is when you settle for a broom
Not to burst anyone’s bubble but I usta work for harriss poll. 69 is shorthand for undecided
some one help me please…there is a joke here somewhere…I just can’t….quite….grab….it…..69…hand…undecided…short….help, I almost have it…..gasp…sorry about your dress….
Ummm no?
Just keep that joke in your pants or gentacle. Its more fun when you hide in the closet that way
I hear it’s amazing when the purple-stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on hara-kiri rock. I need scissors! 61!
-Colonel Roy Campbell Metal Gear Solid 2
Ha. I’m so fluent in 61. Took two years in high school. =)
Really? How do you say “my hovercraft is full of eels”?
They forgot to also put in Gibberish as a selectable language~
hari kari rock, i need scissors, 61!!!!!
Not fail. This is to detect autocomplete scripts that people use to save themselves time from filling out surveys. If you select the number, it will determine that you are obviously lying or a computer script is submitting randomly selected items. This is fairly common in paid surveys.
well, i assume that you’re supposed to know at least english to understand what they’re saying……
If 61 is a language, then I say this in base 2 (binary):
010001010101000001001001010000110010000001000110010000
010100100101001100001000000100100101000110001000000101
010100100000010010010101101000100000010100100100010101
000001010001000100100101001110010001110010000001010100
010010000100100101011010001000000101011101001001010101
000100111101010101010101000010000001000001001000000101
010001010010010000010100111001011010010011000100000101
010100010011110101001000101110001000000100100101000110
001000000101010100100000010010010101101000100000010100
100100010101000001010001000100100101001110010001110010
000001001001010101000010000001010111010010010101010000
100000010000010010000001010100010100100100000101001110
010100110100110001000001010101000100111101010010001011
000010000001010111010010010100111000101110
(NOTE: This is actual letters, ex. a,b,c,d,e,f,g, etc. encoded into binary.)
The greatest fail here is that he knows only one language.
Where can I learn that language?
I don’t get it.
I prefer 69
Come on. If you’re that stupid at least start with 1, or at least put Engrish.
Possible Metal Gear Solid 2 reference?
I believe that’s actually called “Lolcat.”
I can has popsicle? Kthxbai!
Ah, that’s a common misconception there Sara J: “Lolcat” is actually the term for the language of people that have undergone lobotomies (yes, multiple procedures).