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Vismund

6161616161616666111166111

Easy.

 
Ian

You’re implying that if I write “frnehc nerh n cher nchenrcf erhencf” I understand French. Duh.

 
 
pyro

It should be 69 and not 61

NB

“69 in 10 Minutes a Day”

 
hlyshtvwls

I thought 69 was only communicated orally, I didn’t think they’d progressed to newspapers.

 
 
 
 
Smart

53356 48343375 19285, 4775 2743 1828!

837 :D

daweefolkxXx

3546 894 73218 6587 11235 666

knight who say niii

61812621 918196 2191 69696969!!!

Ineverfial

It’s called the bable fish ;-)

fuzz on the concept

FYI, ‘everfial, it’s spelled “babel” –
I’m sure you don’t want to be making a Language Fail on this thread.
___
*wonders meanwhile if Sara’s hearing two tones*

 
 
Ineverfial

I are so sorri. Sirius-li. It be a slip of the keyboard. I can has remission?

 
 
raelalt

ARGHHH! Get it out.
Ok you asked for it:

It’s a small world after all
It’s a small world after all
It’s a small world after all
It’s a small, small world

(mutual assured destruction)

Dragonwriter

Destruction? You got it.

*stokes the dragon-fires*

*FOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!*

raelalt

Still undecided which is the most destructive. Dragon fire or earworms.

 
Avis

Do they make ear bleach?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
BondFan4518

I’m second, though.
Yay.

Blarg

Fail at fail. Go kill yourself.

ridingonthermals

A fail at failing would obviously not be a fail so that’s not the reason he should be killing himself.
Being consumed with the inane desire to call out the number of your post however…

cooba

fail at failing equals win

Shadow Link

Not necessarily. What if it just means you end up in the middle ground between fail and win?

 
 
 
 
 
Vismund

Hello Flannel, nice to see you here.

JAS1988

Wait, I thought we were all on the ‘Fiasco Bus.’
*Jumps of failboat and swims for it*

JAS1988

Er, that would be ‘jumps off.’

*Sighs at approach of Grammar Police*

“I swear I didn’t do it, Officer! Please believe me!”

Loz

Pardon me, sir/madam, do you realise you have just violated code 9210? Namely, the erroneous misuse of the words ‘off’ and ‘of’.
I’m afraid you’ll have to come with us…

coyote

TAZ HIM! TAZ HIM! TAZ HIM!

 
 
 
 
 
 
BondFan4518

Welcome aboard the failbus.

 
Kaalaamaazoo

STOP GET OUT OF HERE WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!! IT’s not too late!!! Ok maybe it is.

Dragonwriter

I see you are still acting out your sexual fantasies with a deity. Tell me, does it involve dice? Or is it more of a LARP situation??

 
 
 
Nace

Wait… we’re supposed to introduce ourselves?

fuzz on the concept

I’m out of time here.

 
K

Now fuzz, you’re not THAT old.

fuzz on the concept

timeless …
and kinda spaced out

Sara J

I’m not the man they think I am at home, oh no, no, no.

Rocket Man

I think it’s gonna be a long, long time…

 
Shadow

Well, obviously.
Most of us were under the impression that you were a woman.
Tell me, what’s it like to be male and pregnant?

fuzz on the concept

Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids.

Dragonwriter

Fortunately, dragons are ageless. It’s a science I don’t understand, but it’s just my job five days a week.

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Shadow

Does it pay well?

 
Tiamat Ruler

Well, if I’m able to rule the Babylonian sea goddess, I have to have some abilities that make me ageless as well.

 
coyote

I think all of you scared him or her or undecided protoplasm off.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
thepowerofblue

You have no chance to survive, make your time.

 
 
 
 
 
pudding

universal language of nerds

knight who say niii

this would be 0110101011101001100101010111001101110

Tiamat Ruler

Otherwise known as binary code…

Ineverfial

There are exactly 10 types of people:
The ones that understand binary.
And the ones that don’t.

 
SmogMonster

The ones that don’t are zeroes.

 
 
Dudeguy1234

Otherwise known as 1337…

Vila Restal

What’s geekier. Ineverfial for making that joke or me for immediately understanding that joke:-)

 
 
 
 
thepowerofblue

Universal language of nerds? I didn’t see Klingon on the language list.