Comments on: French Lesson Fail http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:07:06 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By:   http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-625527   Thu, 01 Oct 2009 07:28:35 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-625527 What's the fail? What’s the fail?

]]> By: ShannyArdelle http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-615321 ShannyArdelle Wed, 23 Sep 2009 03:39:34 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-615321 Lesson 5 was written for Bill Clinton. Lesson 5 was written for Bill Clinton.

]]> By: toby http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-613906 toby Mon, 21 Sep 2009 20:49:59 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-613906 no, it doesn't. speak almost fluent french, and 'we' in french is 'nous'. do you see the word, 'nous' anywhere? no, it doesn’t. speak almost fluent french, and ‘we’ in french is ‘nous’. do you see the word, ‘nous’ anywhere?

]]> By: toby http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-613903 toby Mon, 21 Sep 2009 20:47:53 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-613903 fail. je ne suis pas bien a fonde parle. je suis des desole. Et, je ne parle pas deutsh. fail.

je ne suis pas bien a fonde parle. je suis des desole.
Et, je ne parle pas deutsh.

]]> By: osakachris http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-559676 osakachris Wed, 12 Aug 2009 09:40:51 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-559676 This is not actually a fail. It s a real french commercial who have been done some years ago to promote the channel tunnel. It was like a survival kit sentences for London, others similars have been done too. This is not actually a fail.
It s a real french commercial who have been done some years ago to promote the channel tunnel. It was like a survival kit sentences for London, others similars have been done too.

]]> By: Daniel http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-545935 Daniel Sun, 02 Aug 2009 09:35:24 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-545935 erm... no?! erm… no?!

]]> By: Alex http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-536763 Alex Mon, 27 Jul 2009 03:31:37 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-536763 Well... the worst is that it's not even badly translated. It's as dirty as that in french too.... never had such sentences to learn languages... :o Well… the worst is that it’s not even badly translated. It’s as dirty as that in french too…. never had such sentences to learn languages… :o

]]> By: Trozei http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-521190 Trozei Thu, 16 Jul 2009 01:13:58 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-521190 This is not a translation fail. Because that's what it actually means. It's more of a random placement fail. This is not a translation fail. Because that’s what it actually means. It’s more of a random placement fail.

]]> By: the blob http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-510090 the blob Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:39:29 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-510090 the book is wrong. those words translate to "We surrender" "We surrender" "For the love of god, we surrender" the book is wrong. those words translate to “We surrender” “We surrender” “For the love of god, we surrender”

]]> By: victor http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-461326 victor Tue, 09 Jun 2009 21:14:18 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-461326 Exactly the same meaning in french, really, even though "arriver" would fit better than "venir", but it's exactly the same thing,really Exactly the same meaning in french, really, even though “arriver” would fit better than “venir”, but it’s exactly the same thing,really

]]> By: roflol http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-457128 roflol Sun, 07 Jun 2009 20:07:50 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-457128 wtf is wrong? wtf is wrong?

]]> By: Wrydryn http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-388410 Wrydryn Fri, 24 Apr 2009 05:37:25 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-388410 French words have different meanings so I don't find this that funny since I under stand it. French words have different meanings so I don’t find this that funny since I under stand it.

]]> By: Marcel http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-369254 Marcel Tue, 14 Apr 2009 06:20:54 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-369254 I live in a giant bucket. I live in a giant bucket.

]]> By: no u http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-365467 no u Fri, 10 Apr 2009 19:33:04 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-365467 understatements wont rise above this level ^ understatements wont rise above this level ^

]]> By: lol http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-352891 lol Thu, 02 Apr 2009 03:11:35 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-352891 makes me want to know what the 1st 4 are XD makes me want to know what the 1st 4 are XD

]]> By: suma http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-331278 suma Thu, 19 Mar 2009 20:56:04 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-331278 lol xD id want to see the reaction of my french class to that exercise xD trop tard isnt the actual fail ofcourse... its as if two are having sex and stuff lol xD
id want to see the reaction of my french class to that exercise xD

trop tard isnt the actual fail ofcourse… its as if two are having sex and stuff

]]> By: zero http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-305441 zero Mon, 02 Mar 2009 22:11:44 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-305441 C'est trop drøle. (pardon moi, je ne sais pas le location de la circumflex) I take French, and I find this to be very funny. Aside: Stupid fucking circumflex... oh wait i found a CAPITAL one: Ô C’est trop drøle. (pardon moi, je ne sais pas le location de la circumflex)

I take French, and I find this to be very funny. Aside: Stupid fucking circumflex…

oh wait i found a CAPITAL one: Ô

]]> By: curtmack http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-303896 curtmack Sun, 01 Mar 2009 22:02:29 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-303896 We learned the verb "To inject" in Japanese class... figure that one out. We learned the verb “To inject” in Japanese class… figure that one out.

]]> By: King Anus and the holy gay http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-254183 King Anus and the holy gay Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:10:17 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-254183 Second thought: Not go to Camelot, it's a silly place! Second thought: Not go to Camelot, it’s a silly place!

]]> By: Mythgeek http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-244010 Mythgeek Thu, 15 Jan 2009 00:13:16 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-244010 It's all the more funny because that isn't actually a mistranslation...it's exactly correct, word for word. So I'd say this is actually an epic win on the part of the person who wrote the exercise and managed to get it past the editor... :) It’s all the more funny because that isn’t actually a mistranslation…it’s exactly correct, word for word. So I’d say this is actually an epic win on the part of the person who wrote the exercise and managed to get it past the editor… :)

]]> By: irrational http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-197156 irrational Sat, 06 Dec 2008 23:55:55 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-197156 Ah, yes. But you are still prone to manual spelling mistakes such as spelling "quiker" instead of "quicker". Incoming Spelling Nazi. Bad Grammar makes me [sic] P. S. I left out the period in the above sentence because of the fact that the proof-reading mark [sic] never has a period in its brackets. Ever. (sentence fragment, consider revising) Ah, yes. But you are still prone to manual spelling mistakes such as spelling “quiker” instead of “quicker”.

Incoming Spelling Nazi.

Bad Grammar makes me [sic]

P. S. I left out the period in the above sentence because of the fact that the proof-reading mark [sic] never has a period in its brackets. Ever. (sentence fragment, consider revising)

]]> By: irrational http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-197147 irrational Sat, 06 Dec 2008 23:48:52 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-197147 DAYUM! DAYUM!

]]> By: irrational http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-197140 irrational Sat, 06 Dec 2008 23:45:57 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-197140 Actually, the singular of potato has no letter "E" at the end. The plural, however, does require an "E" before the "S". Actually, the singular of potato has no letter “E” at the end. The plural, however, does require an “E” before the “S”.

]]> By: irrational http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-197135 irrational Sat, 06 Dec 2008 23:38:43 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-197135 Are you sure that you mean "use propper grammar" rather than "do have proper grammar", or even possibly just "have proper grammar" to get rid of the completely unneccesary "do"? Are you sure that you mean “use propper grammar” rather than “do have proper grammar”, or even possibly just “have proper grammar” to get rid of the completely unneccesary “do”?

]]> By: Matt http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-183291 Matt Tue, 25 Nov 2008 23:15:06 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-183291 It's the only one I didn't read on the whole site It’s the only one I didn’t read on the whole site

]]> By: alk;hg http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-125693 alk;hg Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:51:16 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-125693 thats one of the dumbest things i've ever heard thats one of the dumbest things i’ve ever heard

]]> By: Eli http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-103114 Eli Mon, 15 Sep 2008 20:24:40 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-103114 Je n'avais pas compris l'allusion au sexe au début, là c'est plus clair. ^^ Je n’avais pas compris l’allusion au sexe au début, là c’est plus clair. ^^

]]> By: Chailash http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-93345 Chailash Sun, 07 Sep 2008 01:42:22 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-93345 exactement. exactement.

]]> By: Chailash http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-93343 Chailash Sun, 07 Sep 2008 01:39:35 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-93343 Je m'apelle Eddie Izzard, et je suis catastrophe... Je m’apelle Eddie Izzard, et je suis catastrophe…

]]> By: Zippy the Wonder slug http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-88026 Zippy the Wonder slug Mon, 01 Sep 2008 22:34:21 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-88026 I am fat and I dont know why I should care what you think about it or what country I live in (US). I have been in a stable relationship for 12 years and am happy. If your hateful skinny ass cant seem to find true love or happiness, be sure to get your whole head in front of the shotgun plz, thnx ;) I am fat and I dont know why I should care what you think about it or what country I live in (US). I have been in a stable relationship for 12 years and am happy. If your hateful skinny ass cant seem to find true love or happiness, be sure to get your whole head in front of the shotgun plz, thnx ;)

]]> By: Jak3 http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-86677 Jak3 Sun, 31 Aug 2008 07:02:58 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-86677 I can easily tell u why we are getting fat... (im aus) in americas maccas u guys get quarter pounders aswell right? well we can custom order tripple pounders and any other burger also that like wen i was younger we would play cricket and footy down the street now sit inside and do nothing... I can easily tell u why we are getting fat… (im aus) in americas maccas u guys get quarter pounders aswell right? well we can custom order tripple pounders and any other burger also that like wen i was younger we would play cricket and footy down the street now sit inside and do nothing…

]]> By: TheKingofSnacks http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-85728 TheKingofSnacks Sat, 30 Aug 2008 03:45:02 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-85728 Pwn Pwn

]]> By: Outback Jon http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-81634 Outback Jon Wed, 27 Aug 2008 09:29:24 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-81634 I couldn't be bothered to read it. I couldn’t be bothered to read it.

]]> By: annabellie79 http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-81539 annabellie79 Wed, 27 Aug 2008 04:19:18 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-81539 so did I... so did I…

]]> By: raelalt http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-81262 raelalt Tue, 26 Aug 2008 21:54:49 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-81262 Y'all ain't from arount these perts are ya? Y’all ain’t from arount these perts are ya?

]]> By: 3lite http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-81255 3lite Tue, 26 Aug 2008 21:44:51 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-81255 Older brother? Since when is a country that was founded later older? I guess that would be like the time I asked my mum if I could have an older brother... Older brother? Since when is a country that was founded later older?
I guess that would be like the time I asked my mum if I could have an older brother…

]]> By: Deadclown http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-81223 Deadclown Tue, 26 Aug 2008 21:06:45 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-81223 Sheesh that was a lot of talking. I forgot what the fail was..... Sheesh that was a lot of talking. I forgot what the fail was…..

]]> By: Advent-Omega http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-81204 Advent-Omega Tue, 26 Aug 2008 20:51:31 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-81204 Being Sociable Fail... (English Blog!) Being Sociable Fail… (English Blog!)

]]> By: Nefka http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-81140 Nefka Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:32:32 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-81140 I am french and i don't see where is the fail. I am french and i don’t see where is the fail.

]]> By: Divided by zero http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-81001 Divided by zero Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:07:32 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-81001 c-o-m-m-e-n-t-s won't n-e-s-t below this l-e-v-e-l. c-o-m-m-e-n-t-s won’t n-e-s-t below this l-e-v-e-l.

]]> By: Divided by zero http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-80992 Divided by zero Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:03:03 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-80992 Slusho makes stomach explode with happy! Slusho makes stomach explode with happy!

]]> By: raelalt http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-80836 raelalt Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:24:25 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-80836 I saw them play that in concert. The Knack were the opening band for Elvis Costello, which is who I really wanted to see. I will not say how old I was then but I was already older then the majority of the others at the concert. I saw them play that in concert.
The Knack were the opening band for Elvis Costello, which is who I really wanted to see.
I will not say how old I was then but I was already older then the majority of the others at the concert.

]]> By: Jim http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-80639 Jim Tue, 26 Aug 2008 13:17:35 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-80639 Apparently not since he got caught. Apparently not since he got caught.

]]> By: Jim http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-80630 Jim Tue, 26 Aug 2008 13:11:20 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-80630 Pope Loz? Pope Loz?

]]> By: Jim http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-80627 Jim Tue, 26 Aug 2008 13:09:53 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-80627 I believe they can take some lessons in martial-ursorial arts from Kung-Fu Panda. I believe they can take some lessons in martial-ursorial arts from Kung-Fu Panda.

]]> By: A no nimous http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-80599 A no nimous Tue, 26 Aug 2008 12:18:06 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-80599 Right, I mess up with my comment, I wanted to write "the MISSING "e" at the at the end of désolé shows that it's a man". I should read myself more than twice before posting... T_T Right, I mess up with my comment, I wanted to write “the MISSING “e” at the at the end of désolé shows that it’s a man”.
I should read myself more than twice before posting… T_T

]]> By: Psychopanda93 http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-80544 Psychopanda93 Tue, 26 Aug 2008 11:18:19 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-80544 Shouldn't you see someone about that? Shouldn’t you see someone about that?

]]> By: hlyshtvwls http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-80525 hlyshtvwls Tue, 26 Aug 2008 10:49:09 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-80525 Support them for shooting other people? Uh, why? I don't think it's funny when they get shot, but anyone who invades a country with advanced weaponry gets what they deserve. Support them for shooting other people? Uh, why?

I don’t think it’s funny when they get shot, but anyone who invades a country with advanced weaponry gets what they deserve.

]]> By: Loz http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-80448 Loz Tue, 26 Aug 2008 09:08:03 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-80448 What, no cyclists to kill? Ah well. What, no cyclists to kill? Ah well.

]]> By: Loz http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/french-lesson-fail/#comment-80444 Loz Tue, 26 Aug 2008 09:04:21 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3914#comment-80444 Haha, love it! Haha, love it!

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