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Loz

What an epic fail! Those phrase books are hilarious.

thepowerofblue

My hovercraft is full of eels!

BondFan4518

This record is scratched, I will not buy it!

**Le sigh**

Please fondle my buttocks…..

BondFan4518

Do the words ‘Hungarian phrasebook’ have any meaning to you, le sigh?

**Le sigh**

Of course it does, ‘please fondle my buttocks’ was the way Terry Jones character asked for directions to the train station… >_<

 
**Le sigh**

btw the actual phrase is ‘I will not buy this record, it is scratched!’ So STFU

Eddy

If I said you had a beautiful botty… would joo hold it against me?

Sara J

My botty is flattered. Is that anything like a bot fly?

Private Jhonson

I will not buy this tobacconists, it is scratched

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BondFan4518

FIRST! YEAH! I WON! WHAT DO I GET?! A COOKIE?

Loz

A pat on the head, *pats*

BondFan4518

Yay! I’s get’s a pats!
Wait a minute, was that my five-year-old subconscious?

Loz

Your subconscious is five years old? What an intriguing condition!

BondFan4518

Yep! I’s is five!
Oh no, not again! Get back in that dark corner! Shoo! Shoo!

Loz

When it starts to have a voice it has obviously spread from your subconscious to your conscious mind. Now is probably a good time to get that checked out.

BondFan4518

Has my sense of humour proved of no avail? Damn!

Loz

You immediately redeem yourself by spelling ‘humour’ right.

BondFan4518

Oh? Are you English? Huzzah! RULE BRITANNIA!

Loz

And you plummet. Is England the only place in the UK? Is it the only place that spells ‘humour’ with a u? No siree! ;)

BondFan4518

Wait! Wait! Are you Scottish? Irish? Welsh?

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Loz

Northern Irish.
(I could also have been Australian.)

 
BondFan4518

Ah. I could also have included Canada.

 
Loz

True. Although the Canadians like to mix and match.

 
BondFan4518

And Gibralter, and the Virgin Islands.

 
Loz

Yes, and Singapore. We could go on for a while…

 
thepowerofblue

America: the cool older brother who’s a bad influence!

 
BondFan4518

And Hgnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn….Sorry, I fell asleep thinking of all those territories.

 
Loz

America: the dopey fat bully kid from across the street who can’t spell. ;)o

 
BondFan4518

Oooooooo…. You got burnt, the powerofblue.

 
Loz

Nah, it was all in good humour.

 
thepowerofblue

Actually, Australia’s taken over the title of Fattest Country on Earth. And no surprise, really. For example, our fast-food chain Burger King is called Hungry Jack’s down there. Clearly, they have a larger appitite than us, because the burger we call king leaves them still hungry.

 
Loz

Well that is still debated. The aussies are certainly catching up. Somehow…

 
Brandon

I can spell… :[

 
dolt

what i don’t like about posters on this site is when they say “you’ve spelt somthing wrong” and don’t tell you how it should be spelt

 
 
Trois

You are both trying too hard…

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Shiruken

Canadians do NOT mix and match. Although some people seem to
have problems with “your” and “you’re” I guess I could throw “there”
“their” and “they’re” in there too.

Stupid teenagers. (Yes, I am a teenager. Yes, I do have proper grammar.)

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sleepy

Well, technically, BondFan spelled “humour” h-u-m-o-u-r. Therefore, spelling it correctly. Spelling it “right” would have been r-i-g-h-t.
;-)

Rick

Uhm… by your logic, spelling it “correctly” would have been c-o-r-r-e-c-t-l-y.

Anubis

And this is getting pretty annoying, a-n-n-o-y-i-n-g…

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sleepy

Nuh-uh. It’s the “ly” that makes the difference. “Correctly” is an adverb, “right” is not. Since the word is describing the verb of the sentence, an adverb is called for in this instance. “Right” is just a word tacked on at at the end of the sentence, although I realize people speak that way. That’s why I started my post with the word “technically”. I was being technical…..

Had I typed “spelled correct” your logic would be… well, correct.

 
 
fuzz on the concept

Spelling it correctly and spelling it right are the same:
i-t.

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wack

Technically “spelled” should have been spelt.

*Takes a while to make sure the comment is free of grammatical error.*

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
thepowerofblue

My inner five-year-old wants to beat up your inner five-year-old for acting so damn twee.

BondFan4518

Well mine’s got bigger guns!

chez

your five year old’s got guns? are you sure you’re not American?

**Le sigh**

Ha ha, burn of the week potential! :p

 
Winter

Yes, we do have a bit of an obsession with firearms, don’t we. Sadly enough, I remember hearing of a family that got their four year old a license to have firearms.

Hug your children with the right to bear arms. Classic.

 
 
 
 
 
 
BondFan4518

No, YOU get a fail!

BondFan4518

So? You still get a fail!

Loz

Now now kids, break it up.

BondFan4518

Okay…But only if Loz gets a fail too!

dwek

:[

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Loz

We’re serious.

 
mr.steve

your gay…
and you too bondfail4518

 
BondFan4518

Punctuate correctly before insulting, fail. steve

 
Loz

My gay? I thought I had him locked up.

 
 
 
dolt

i hate mr steve he’s just being boring and annoying and spoiling everybody’s fun

 
mr.steve

gay means happy… thought you freaking
punctuation/grammer/spelling/dictionary geeks
would have know that..

and as for spoiling your fun, go play with some
razorblades you emo clown

 
Sara J

Deeba deep a deep deep, deeba deep a deep deep, da deeba deep a deep dee, MY SHARONA!

 
 
BondFan4518

Awww…. :[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[

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Loz

Staples! Thanks I needed some of those.