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*whistles*….
What an epic fail! Those phrase books are hilarious.
My hovercraft is full of eels!
This record is scratched, I will not buy it!
My nipples explode with delight!
Please fondle my buttocks…..
Do the words ‘Hungarian phrasebook’ have any meaning to you, le sigh?
Of course it does, ‘please fondle my buttocks’ was the way Terry Jones character asked for directions to the train station… >_<
btw the actual phrase is ‘I will not buy this record, it is scratched!’ So STFU
If I said you had a beautiful botty… would joo hold it against me?
My botty is flattered. Is that anything like a bot fly?
I will not buy this tobacconists, it is scratched
FIRST! YEAH! I WON! WHAT DO I GET?! A COOKIE?
A pat on the head, *pats*
Yay! I’s get’s a pats!
Wait a minute, was that my five-year-old subconscious?
Your subconscious is five years old? What an intriguing condition!
Yep! I’s is five!
Oh no, not again! Get back in that dark corner! Shoo! Shoo!
When it starts to have a voice it has obviously spread from your subconscious to your conscious mind. Now is probably a good time to get that checked out.
Has my sense of humour proved of no avail? Damn!
You immediately redeem yourself by spelling ‘humour’ right.
Oh? Are you English? Huzzah! RULE BRITANNIA!
And you plummet. Is England the only place in the UK? Is it the only place that spells ‘humour’ with a u? No siree!
Wait! Wait! Are you Scottish? Irish? Welsh?
Northern Irish.
(I could also have been Australian.)
Ah. I could also have included Canada.
True. Although the Canadians like to mix and match.
And Gibralter, and the Virgin Islands.
Yes, and Singapore. We could go on for a while…
America: the cool older brother who’s a bad influence!
And Hgnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn….Sorry, I fell asleep thinking of all those territories.
America: the dopey fat bully kid from across the street who can’t spell. ;)o
Oooooooo…. You got burnt, the powerofblue.
Nah, it was all in good humour.
Actually, Australia’s taken over the title of Fattest Country on Earth. And no surprise, really. For example, our fast-food chain Burger King is called Hungry Jack’s down there. Clearly, they have a larger appitite than us, because the burger we call king leaves them still hungry.
Well that is still debated. The aussies are certainly catching up. Somehow…
I can spell… :[
what i don’t like about posters on this site is when they say “you’ve spelt somthing wrong” and don’t tell you how it should be spelt
You are both trying too hard…
Canadians do NOT mix and match. Although some people seem to
have problems with “your” and “you’re” I guess I could throw “there”
“their” and “they’re” in there too.
Stupid teenagers. (Yes, I am a teenager. Yes, I do have proper grammar.)
Well, technically, BondFan spelled “humour” h-u-m-o-u-r. Therefore, spelling it correctly. Spelling it “right” would have been r-i-g-h-t.
Uhm… by your logic, spelling it “correctly” would have been c-o-r-r-e-c-t-l-y.
And this is getting pretty annoying, a-n-n-o-y-i-n-g…
Nuh-uh. It’s the “ly” that makes the difference. “Correctly” is an adverb, “right” is not. Since the word is describing the verb of the sentence, an adverb is called for in this instance. “Right” is just a word tacked on at at the end of the sentence, although I realize people speak that way. That’s why I started my post with the word “technically”. I was being technical…..
Had I typed “spelled correct” your logic would be… well, correct.
Spelling it correctly and spelling it right are the same:
i-t.
Technically “spelled” should have been spelt.
*Takes a while to make sure the comment is free of grammatical error.*
My inner five-year-old wants to beat up your inner five-year-old for acting so damn twee.
Well mine’s got bigger guns!
your five year old’s got guns? are you sure you’re not American?
Ha ha, burn of the week potential! :p
Yes, we do have a bit of an obsession with firearms, don’t we. Sadly enough, I remember hearing of a family that got their four year old a license to have firearms.
Hug your children with the right to bear arms. Classic.
you get a fail
No, YOU get a fail!
no, i wasn’t first
So? You still get a fail!
you too
And you too
Now now kids, break it up.
Okay…But only if Loz gets a fail too!
I’m infailable. Sorry.
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We’re serious.
your gay…
and you too bondfail4518
Punctuate correctly before insulting, fail. steve
My gay? I thought I had him locked up.
gay
^gay
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i hate mr steve he’s just being boring and annoying and spoiling everybody’s fun
gay means happy… thought you freaking
punctuation/grammer/spelling/dictionary geeks
would have know that..
and as for spoiling your fun, go play with some
razorblades you emo clown
Deeba deep a deep deep, deeba deep a deep deep, da deeba deep a deep dee, MY SHARONA!
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Staples! Thanks I needed some of those.