Burn of the Week
About the Burn of the Week
Every week, we will be highlighting a retort and one or two runner-up retorts from the comment section of failblog posts. To nominate a comment, email failpictures+burn@gmail.com
Burn of the Week
A highly-nominated comment from the Free Stuff Fail post.
Runner Up
In response to BBQ Design Fail.
Nominate a comment for the burn of the week by emailing failpictures+burn@gmail.com.
#1 is funny!
:[
true, but #2 is a burn about burning
You said “number two”. Teehee.
win
A second degree burn, then?
You forgot to say “first”.
you forgot to die
And you forgot that raccoon is a respected member of the failblog community, you forgot that the trend of announcing the number of your post is pointless, stupid, and annoying, you forgot that your comments are scrutinized by probably hundreds of members of failblog, you forgot that most of them have a very quick wit and equally sharp tongues, and you forgot that your stupid little 12-year-old comebacks are not going to get you anywhere or anything except in the bathroom, getting swirlied by a senior. If you do, in fact, make it to highschool.
Helloooo, burn of the week.
If the burn of the week comes from the burn of the week page about the act of burning is that a triple meta-burn score?
Where do I submit that for consideration?
Bend down and I’ll show you (?)
.
No… don’t actually bend down….
No… no cake farts… cmon…
.
I’m in a funny sort of mood :p
*crickets*
*smacks MAC with fish*
You’re in a FAIL sort of mood.
On the internet, you can be anyone you choose to be…. so it doesnt matter what “Mood” we are in
Yes, there are lots of different moods, like the “I’m a 45-year-old and I’m going to pretend I’m a teenage boy” mood that so many people are fond of
I don’t think there’s a conscious decision… I think it’s a requirement to opening up a web browser…
your in a gay sort of mood
You’re retarded.
You forgot to not take the internet seriously.
You forgot to go around and find almost any of my other posts, which prove that I very rarely take the internet seriously.
And I forgot where I put my car keys.
Ruh roh.
Note to self: Don’t piss off Shadow.
(and in response to the inevitable rejoinder…no, I won’t piss on him, either. pervs.
)
And no one’s more disappointed about that then Shadow.
*smacks raelalt with a herring*
:p
Just for the halibut.
You didn’t really just say that did you raelalt.
Was that an attempt to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest?
Wait, wait, wait…who are we smacking with the halibut again? o.o
New low >.>
*smooch*
*hugs*
Group hug! *hugs*
**masturbates**
SURRRRPRRRIIIIISSSSSEEE!!!!!
Well that just killed it.
Le Petit Mort?
Not even close. Ick.
*Pushes talons out through the window, dropping an unwanted lolcat out after him*
shame… you should masturbate some more then
*offers thanks to Tiamat*
YAY!!!
Thankyouthankyouthankyou!
Fine then! *masturbates*
No problem, Avis. xD For some reason talons likes to ruin cuddle parties.
this cuddle party youre having seems to be a bit homosexual. just throwing that out there. not judging or anything.
Not all here are of the same gender. Just throwing that out there.
Well, considering I’ve mentioned before that I’m bi…
nerd is the third gender.
duly noted nonetheless
I take it that you’re a nerd then?
sometimes
Dude, I wish I could morph into a different gender whenever I wanted to. So not fair!
its k.
i has gender hax.
Heeeeeeeere’s K! Morphodite extraordinaire!
Hax-saw?
*Masturbates in the corner, eyes bleeding, laughing softly*
talonsofpeace, please change your gravatar to something less offensive.
The genders aren’t confined to just male, female and nerd. There’s also german.
*pushes an unwanted lolrus after talon*
I guess a lolcat’s not enough >.<
I pooped out someones car keys this morning.
oh…well…I should have told you it wasn’t what you were exspecting
“Exspecting”? We even have spell-checkers in our browsers these days.
I don’t. And that one wasn’t intended. It’s just the keyboard. qaywsxe
No one Exspects the Spanish Inkwisishun!
Our chief weapon is surprise! fear. Surprise and fear. OK, our two weapons are fear and surprise. And ruthless efficiency.
etc.
I love loz!!!
Oh but love is such a strong word…
*is awkward*
“Nobody”
Might as well misquote properly…or…Something.
Raaaaaaaandom… /:)
LOL!
And you forgot your comment wasn’t clever or sharp tongued, more appropriately, it was the tirade of a wounded toddler.
Ouch. Touché :-S
Yeah, but, how will sharp tongues be of any use if they’re using a keyboard?
Well, if they lick their fingers before they type…?
or use their tongue to type..
i do so but only on thursdays.
I do only on days that end with k…
Except the spacebar… *smooch* I kiss.
that*smooch* viciously*smooch* stole*smooch* from*smooch* my*smooch* circle
hah *headbutts keyboard* you *headbutts keyboard* suck! lol
Their fingers will bleed
but if their tongue is sharp and they lick their fingers wouldn’t that make typing all painful and bleedy for them?
If they lick their wrists they do us all a favor.
the sad thing is……
hes probably a 33 year old man who lives in his mom’s basement
frequenting on websites such as this with the slim hope that someone might “LOL” at one of his 12-year old comebacks.
In your comment thread, wasting your space.
space is infinite and therefore cannot be wasted
That is not a proven fact… just a theory… I’m just sayin’….
Einstein teaches us that nothing can ever be proven true, but only proven false. Also, Hume teaches us that past events can never predict the future… which reinforces Einstein’s point.
Einstein can’t teach us, he’s dead. I think there’s another word for that what you mean… Or I just really suck at English
how existential
unless there’s been alcohol floating round in it. then it’s wasted
mostly because the alcohols not floating around in me.
Yes, but easily accesible space is not as infinite, and can easily be wasted. Especially on the intertubes.
P.S. T, that was a horrible LOLcats reference.
“you forgot that your stupid little 12-year-old comebacks are not going to get you anywhere”
and your mature comments on an internet blog are?
Mature =/= Serious.
BURN!
No, seriously, that was the best burn I’ve seen…
You know, there’s no real way you can tell if I’m being sarcastic or not…
Which, I implore you, I am not.
You forgot your Prozac today, didn’t you? XP
That burn is way better than the burn this page is supposed to be about. (Epic)² burn!
Your name has my name in it.
“ill”
d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dave
When the m-m-m-moonK shines,
Over the c-c-c-cowshed,
I’ll be waiting at the k-k-k-kitchen door.
(Fuzz has a friend IRL from Persia whose name is Katayoun; she goes by Kati here in the states, but she does not stutter or flash her derriere.)
My mum used to sing that to me.
You must’ve been a beautiful baby
‘Cause baby look at your derriere now.
I was 10 pounds, 13 ounces. Or something like that.
FAT BABY. I was rolling in rolls.
I’ll not speak disrespectfully of your singing mouther again.
That blessed, blessed woman.
Wait, is a mouther like a legger or a teether?
We used to have derriere once. But then we got rid of the cows.
The motto of Wisconsin:
Come and smell our dairy-air!
Or you could stop by your local men’s room and get the exact same thing at a fraction of the cost.
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Are the comebacks themselves 12 years old?
God, was all that necessary for his five stupid words?
If you mean “necessary” in a far eastern philosophical way in which one loses one part of oneself to gain that simplicity of thought and spiritual purity that is the only true path to harmony with the universe, no. If you mean “necessary” in stating a thought or series of thoughts in way that is concise, no. If you mean “necessary” as in being a pain to someone else, yes.
You forgot “necessary”, meaning a toilet…
Another perfectly good bit of verbosity down the drain. :[
Toilets are a *necessity* Not a necessary, What’s a necessary?
Actually, it is an older term used to mean “toilet”, “little girls room”, “jakes”, whatever you want to call it.
http://www.repwars.com/PSP/wcinvent.html
http://www.repwars.com/PSP/wcinvent.html
Surprised a so called “smart crowd” wouldn’t know this term, though it is a bit dated…
If Coyote falls down in a forest and no-one’s around, does he make a sound?
Yes. Loud and vulgar swearing. Thanks for asking.
You’re welcome. By the way, comment WIN!
hahahahahahah!!!
This theory does not apply to the cliche if a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound. The reason being if coyote fell in the woods (and lived) assuming he could speak or at least use communicate with another human being he could be given a lie detector test proving that he indeed DID make a sound when he fell. However this would only be at approx. 99.98% accuracy and completely inadmissable in court. So truthfully you could never really PROVE he made a sound at all. hmmm Maybe it does apply.
Chances are that the majority of that was copy-and-pasted. This wasn’t
I forgot to dye.
He had an invisible stupid word! This has become serious.
I did no such thing.
Correct. I didn’t, but you did.
lol wow i didnt kno there were “respected” members on failblog… what are the credentials to be respected?? im assuming one has to consider himself to have “quick wit” along with a “sharp tounge” but considering that this is the internet and noone is talking i would change that to sharp finger nails to help u type lol… also one must actually come to this site for more than jus a laugh or two cause the fact that u memorize any name on here shows ur lack of life in the real world… o wait i jus realized i dont fit the first piece of criteria and thats to still live with ones parents so nevermind… im sorry i wasted everyone’s time….
apology accepted.
*snork*
Not to be mean, but a respected member of the failblog community?
I’ve never even seen this person before (I might’ve, but I don’t really pay attention to callsigns/names), and since they’re ENDORSING something that pretty much everyone on the internet hates, why would you defend them again?
no raccoon is gay teeehheeee
And Shadow forgot that it is the interwebz and everything is srs bzns…except not really.
passive aggressive much?
u dunt get out much do you, shadow?
You must not of completed high school your self as you had a prolonged
sentence with run-ons with no period to end the multiple sentence, you call
a burn.
and you forgot to die as well
Hey sophomores give swirlys to stupid freshmen too.
But its still funny
wow that is totally the burn of the weak that was great…wow….
Burn on burn on burn on burn
You forgot to wash your hands, young man. >:C
epic u communist!
actually, I would be first. If you go back to the original strand, I was the first. so there……right(said in sarcastic tone)
yes but it is just an old angry veg joke
Is the angry veg like the creature in the original “The Thing” movie?
Or the “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes”? That was a damn good movie, they even made a sequel!
next commenter is gay
An Eiffel Tower is a threesome with two guys and a girl. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to meake the Eiffel Tower shape.
OMG wat is the point of this!? its just like 1000000 sentences of people arguing who came up with the idea? like omg this is god-dammed pointless!
lolloolollololol
omgwtfbbq
omgwtf(swastika)bbq?
Tantau 1
Turtles, I like em
It’s turtles all the way down.
Creation myth reference WIN!!!
It’s not a myth! It’s true! I saw them. Ask K, she was there.
Should have known you’d be the first to catch the reference
So why the fuck did you make it
someone get an elephant to squish this pointless t-bag atop a turtle
They ran out of elephants, but I got a Styracosaurus instead. Is that okay?
That should do the trick. *cuddle*
*cuddles*
Wait…won’t the turtle be crushed as well?
*cries for the poor turtle*
*Turtle Shrugged*
*stops crying for the turtle and eats some turtle soup*
Want some?
Ayn Rand reference win.
That is so good.
Not to worry for the turtles — they’ve been supporting one another supporting an elephant supporting the world for niyutas of kotis of eons.
All right, next time someone cuddles, I’m gonna hafta whip out my MAMMOTH penis and slap them.
Sounds like you’re calling a wap-down! *slither*
Did you steal it from the display case at the Natural History Museum?
Grafting it to my body was no small feat.
Well, if you had small feet that would explain why you needed to graft a large penis to your body…
Epic burn
Kickstand reference…win.
FIFTH
Fail.
no he was fifth – there was one in the nested comments that beat him
sorry to fail your fail but…
Fail.
No, no, no. He’s asking FOR a fifth. He has issues.
of vodka? count me in
Again, there’s not much burning going on here >>
‘Cept for that barbecue crack, but I don’t think that counts
I don’t smell much burning. Well, maybe from the Buddhists. Hmmm, add some of my homemade BBQ sauce and it’ll be “Mmmm-mmm, good.” Tastes just like chicken.
should that be ho-made BBQ sauce?
WIN.
How can you win on Failblog? If you try to fail do you fail? If you win on failblog do you fail or win? OOOOH!
I know, eh? How could HE forget that ho-made BBQ sauce?
Only you would know how much of a ho I am. I’ll see you tonight.
If you read the fine print:
“Every week, we will be highlighting a retort and one or two runner-up retorts from the comment section of failblog posts. ”
It is any clever retort that qualifies, not just clever insults to a prior poster.
I think loz27’s comment was definitely and definitively a WIN.
but loz27’s comment WAS an insult to the prior poster because david misspelled “serial killer” as “cereal killer.”
LOZ!!!
{{HUG!}}
Good job Loz!!
she’s mine.
I’m all yours baby
Does this mean no more hugs?
Of course not! Hugs will never end! Nor will the mutual masturbation.
‘fluffy’ is actually the alias of my beautiful girlfriend *blush*
…*masturbates*
Oh, YAY!! Loz has a beautiful girlfriend!
*waves O HAI to Loz’ beautiful girlfriend*
And…um…I won’t get in the middle of the mutual masturbation society, but here are some {{hugs}} for you both!
You should wave ‘g’day’ to her, she’s a common aussie!
where’s Tiamat when I need him? Oh yeah, playing his triangle.
Aww, no masturbation?
So that’s what they call in nowadays.
It’s alright, Loz, I’m back now! I was actually playing a variety of instruments. Snare drum, quads, bass drum. Sadly, I’m a bit rusty these days, sso I’m not as good as I used to be.
Anyways, about that masturbation society… *masturbates*
I’m going to leave you people to it.
Just because I am slow of wit and in just about everything else I attempt, it is definitely not fair for me to try to deprive my girlfriend of the perks that go hand-in-hand with being born-to-burn.
I’ll just masturbate a bit on my own.
Oh you’re too nice rach
*goes off on another burning spree*
It’s alright Dragon, don’t be sad.
*hugs*
Better?
For the hugs, yes, but now I want to smack you with a herring for using the non-word “alright”.
*ponders*
*gives into baser instincts (or in-stink-ts, as it were)*
*smacks*
*blushes*
you whore
what are u, teehee?
whore
i c
…or can you.
*blushes*
As a matter of fact, I probably can.
I used to think that too.
… until my English teacher said exactly what Loz just said and punished me for not doing my homework.
Well, I’m an English teacher.
So Shadow, should I…punish…you?
I wanna be punished!!!
fail.
Oooo Kinky!
I’m pretty sure the authorities in dragon’s home town should be notified. And that she should be taken in for questioning…
*Takes out Handcuffes*
Done and done.
handcuffs? *masturbates*
heh.
*steals Loz*
Aww…now I gotta go to Percussion Ensemble. Oh well, I’ll have fun! xD
You play that triangle like there’s no tomorrow, sonny!
I actually used to be a really good percussionist. I got the John Phillip Sousa award at my school. Not to mention I was section leader for two years straight and went to 11 different honor bands during my last two years of high school, two of them being All-State Honor Band. I also made it to Masonic All-Star marching Band. I don’t want to explain any of these, so if you want to know, I bet you could look them up on Google.
I hate it when band members blow their own horn.
Doesn’t that mess your back up?
*roffle!*
i lol’d
This one time at band camp…
Let me guess… you soloed. Again.
It’s the only thing I can do right. *masturbates* *falls of couch* *fail*
Ok, guess not.
Try doing it left.
I’m missing that hand, bad attempt a while back. Very bloody. *shudders*
You’re a freemason, Tiamat?!
Now I’m scared.
tl;dr
hey, i love loz! Give me some loz!
*gives 1/112 of herself to abstract*
that was your tooth? :s
but something called “burn of the week” and I kind of expect 2 things: 1) it to include some sort of impressive insult, and 2) it to be every week XD
Aren’t these voted on by the viewers or are they decided entirely by the Fail Blog team? Cause if it’s the former, we seriously need to start voting more ><
The first one isn’t even a burn, but it is funny.
HAIL LOZ27 >.>
It is a burn. The original commenter said “cereal killer” when it is really “serial killer”. By making the joke they were burning them.
Yes, pringle, on bended knee please
~pokes~
Most useless comment of the hour. oO
Burn of the week fail.
These were not the burns you were looking for?
I’m looking for side burns.
Get it? Sideburns? I’m so funny I think I just crapped my pants.
I’m glad SOMEONE thinks so.
I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!
My pants, they are full of poop!
No. That’s your hat.
No and they weren’t the droids we were looking for either.
Agreed.
No it’s just that these suck, like your mom.
you suck, like my mom.
LOL!
…wait, what?
And how would you know? Hmmmmmm.
bbq madez mai dai >D
Hey fennec! I’m a fox too, but of the asse variety.
So which one of you two is the asse foxer?
What about the fox asser?
Loz, for the win! You made me snort ginger ale out my nose!
Ginger ale is gay.
It’s Schweppes. Is that French?
Is it waving a white flag?
Hmm… it’s yellow…
Oh wait, that’s just a pee stain.
You were drinking GINGER ALE? What are you, 60?
(Apologies if that is the staple diet of an asse).
No, she’s preggers with a tricky tum. Bubbles…they are the pregger woman’s friend.
Ginger ale is better than Red Bull.
Red Bull or any other of those bullshit drinks, now there’s some sissy drinks.
ginger ale does go well with red bull though, but it’s better if you invert before opening
Ginger ale, the staple food of the noble pregnant asse. But I must admit that even before the onset of my condition, I did enjoy an occasional ginger ale, even at the “ripe old” age of 27.
If there’s a joke in there, I don’t get it.
:-S
i like reeds extra ginger ale.
German.
Haben sie es versäumt.
Ginger ale is only gay when it’s going deep down someone’s throat. I’d argue it’s not gay when flying out of someone’s nose though, it’s just funny then – more like a metrosexual.
Homophobe fail.
Yes, ginger ale is very happy.
it burns.
IT FREEZES!
it relaxes the pain away.
Grats loz!
Loz ftw!
oh, you guys, *blush*
Go female twin of mine! xD
Twins? *masturbates*
Hmm…what did I do wrong…let me try this…
How about we stop masturbating and get our asses to Newfoundland!
Newfoundland?
*masturbates*
I lol’d.
I masturbated. *goes to Newfoundland through his teleportation shower*
Newfoundland is cold. And redneck-y.
Must be where Shadow’s from.
Don’t blush.
Here at Failblog we appreciate humor.
…said the guy who blushes from just a peck on the cheek!
Awww, man…
Caught.
*blushes*
Dayum. A guy who can blush. You ARE cute.
*smooch!*
*blush* *smooch* *cuddle* *hug* *masturbate*
Okay, I think I covered it for now. Maybe I should just do this every thread.
Hmm. Nope. Doesn’t suit you. I think you should just stick with cynical and sardonic.
I’d hug you, but I think you’d punch me.
See, but I did it cynically. Bet you’ve never seen such a sardonic masturbation in your life.
Lol. He blushes from pecks on the cheek? Pff…I masturbate instead. It’s healthier for you. Or, at least, that’s what my high school health teacher told me.
*masturbates*
did s/he tell you in class?
hm…whatever *masturbates*
i can’t find that funny!
Have you looked under the couch cushions?
that “swastika” on buddhist statues is no swastika at all. the lines are not going the same direction.
Look up the word swastika. NOW!
knowledge fail, really?. it is a swastika. though the lines are opposite the direction of the symbol the nazi’s used.
kinda funny that swastika means a good luck charm. (roughly translated)
And, the reverse Swastika is also the Japanese Kanji for ‘Ban’. Although what it actually means I haven’t got a clue. I think it’s ‘full’ or ‘complete’ or something along those lines. I’m sure someoen will figure out why I think this and put me wrong
I lol’d hard at Runner up
The second one has a lot of problems in it. The swastika is a *reverse* of the *HINDI* symbol. Wow.
both traditions have them in both directions (as was discussed in the original thread)
lol I was 8 minutes too late.
We covered all that in the original fail no need to don Fuzz’s moebius strip belt.
Burn? Really?
I though we were going to get the option of choosing the Burn of the Week….when is that going to start?
It already has, you’re just not allowed.
Hypothetically this week, but there weren’t enough different ones nominated. :/ Almost all the noms were for the cereal one.
nom nom nom
omg, teh forums is srs bisnez
Okay what’s with all the masterbating?
I only see masturbating. O.o
I think it’s “master-beating”. And you should not do that.
Our masters are fish.
Aren’t they mice?
Someone told me to shove 4 dicks down my throat and 2 up my ass today.
And did it work?
hasnt replied. sounds like it worked out for us!
Yeah, try replying with 4 dicks in your mouth, man.
(Fun fact: I originally typed that, “mouther”.)
pretty close to “mother”… freudian slip fail?
well saidd
try twice that tomorrow
I knew I should have saved that tomato to hurl at a bad BOTW post.
omg the swastika burn is terrible.
I’m so going to hell for laughing at it. haha. wow.
Swastika burns are only okay for bar-b-cues.
*cue Barbie*
We could play billiards with our ridiculously-proportioned plastic friend–she could use hot dogs to hit the ball, then we’d bar-b-cue Barbie’s cues afterwards.
A Swastika-inspired Barbie roast might be ironically … well, still weird … but anyway, the original model and inspiration for the American Barbie figure was a German doll, named Bild Lilli.
i wonder if barbie will come off of the bone easily. i have my apprehensions about such matters. either way, she has great tits, but you can’t clean fish with them.
It’s been my experience that no woman comes off of the bone easily…
Unless it’s your bone.
then you’re not doing it right
thats not funny and also does not make any sence
please please nvr speak ever again
thanks idiot
– u fail to recognize the reference
– u thus have no idea what u r talking about, but do so anyway
– ∴ ur an idiot
QED
Grrrr! I try ‘n post again, see the Oreo cookie picture of the burning monk! Really…….intense.
SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!
it’s not rape if you shout ’surprise!’
Well at least it’s not a surprise anymore.
WHYY IS EVERYONE SO STUPID!
the swastika is the Nazi logo, but yet when you reverse it, so the legs are facing the other way, its the international sign for peace!
WIN
FFS
Only… not.
Fail.
I love when self proclaimed winners FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
test
test FAIL
How do you view the fail? I clicked on it, and all I get are the comments.
Then it worked.
*Insert burn here*
Damn I suck at burning.
last!
no i guess i fail at that too…
Who picks these? The runner up is always funnier than the winner.
retards.. buddhist symbol and swastica arent the same……. swastica is the buddhist symbol backwards…..
Please read before you comment. We’ve been over this at least three times now in this forum and about 12 million times in the original post’s forum.
For the last time, the swastika is a swastika no matter which way it oriented (“swastika” actually comes from an Aryan word, and the Vedic beliefs of the Aryans are the theological ancestors to many Hindu and Buddhist beliefs). The swastika in either orientation is both a Buddhist and Hindu symbol, and has been used by other religious groups as well. The swastika that the Nazis used, however, can only be right-facing.
Go talk to Jim and Hansophobia in the corner now.
I’m actually a liar. Even the Nazi swastika can go both ways, but was most typically oriented to the right. Regardless, the Nazi symbol is not “the buddhist symbol backwards…”
omg I laughed for like a full minute at this.
I suggest you ask your doctor about Ritalin
Seems they’ve already been hitting up their dentist for the NOS.
I’m too lazy to check if it’s been said, but in reference to the second screenshot, the Buddhist’s symbol is actually not the same as the Swatstika.
It faces the other direction. /:
Quix is slow
Why do my *effin* comments not show up. I am a complete failure at failblogging.
FAIL. Or this is a fail at trying to get burn of the week.
Its a first time blogger, im 3/4 down syndrome fail!
YAY!! My comments showed up.
*punches self in nuts for being impatient*
i don’t know why everyone finds this site so amazingly funny. none of you are funny. reading the comments here makes my brain numb. the pics here are substandard, old, and barely release a chortle. if you want a scale of 1-LAWL, chortle is between -100 and yesterday.
*begins kicking the ass of the overworked CPA who ran out of KY*
If we’re not funny, then GO THE F*** AWAY! Seriously, it takes a special kind of humor to appreciate the fail blog. And you just failed. HAH!
now that is the spirit of fail!
*appreciative, but not gay, athletic slap on the ass for sPINACH*
spank you sPINACH, spank you very much.
it seems to me that your brain being numb would be the equivalent of a amputee having phantom limb syndrome
Jimmy Neutron had a cow.
eaeaeaoooooo~
I feel like so much joke writing talent is wasted here. Major networks could really use alot of you guys to improve their shows. That wasn’t even a joke. Also, quick note, I tried to check failblog and it wouldn’t load. I spent five minutes trying before realizing my airport wasn’t even on. self-fail.
suck my balls
No thanks, I already tried salty ball juice and it was terrible.
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iii
hai guize!
omfg iits some “Hai Guize” alien that can only say and type “hai guize”! Run!
… *coughs* I feel slight shame to be of the same species as you after that comment…
COMMENT FAIL
Swastikas are Hindu, not Buddhist!
FAIL
For all you know!
OMG why can’t you people just not comment if you have nothing funny to say!
TLDR
“Swastika” is spelled wrong and “buddahist” is not a word.
is swastika a word if it’s spelled wrong?
your website sucks and your comments are even worse
i love how everyone is trying to get burn of the week on this….
LOL. Attempting to get on Burn of the Week is a fail.
Yea, well, so’s your face.
so is your comment that a 8 year old can come up with.
Your point?
LOL U ALL FAIL
That’s not what your mom said last night.
right… i don’t even want to say anything anymore. But srsly, most of these comebacks remind of something. It reminds about a plastic in my school that is in the worst classes for everything, and acts like she is three. Her comebacks are… lame. not even lame. worse than lame. I don’t even want to go there.
I only act like I’m three because there’s nothing better to do on a page where everyone is being lame trying to get burn of the week. I’m not even trying. That and since no-one knows who I am, I can be a complete dumbass and not be embarrassed!
Ach, back to my poetry. I’ve wasted enough time.