Burn of the Week
About the Burn of the Week
Every week, we will be highlighting a retort and one or two runner-up retorts from the comment section of failblog posts. To nominate a comment, email failpictures+burn@gmail.com
Burn of the Week
A highly-nominated comment from the Free Stuff Fail post.
Runner Up
In response to BBQ Design Fail.
Nominate a comment for the burn of the week by emailing failpictures+burn@gmail.com.
#1 is funny!
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true, but #2 is a burn about burning
You forgot to say “first”.
you forgot to die
And you forgot that raccoon is a respected member of the failblog community, you forgot that the trend of announcing the number of your post is pointless, stupid, and annoying, you forgot that your comments are scrutinized by probably hundreds of members of failblog, you forgot that most of them have a very quick wit and equally sharp tongues, and you forgot that your stupid little 12-year-old comebacks are not going to get you anywhere or anything except in the bathroom, getting swirlied by a senior. If you do, in fact, make it to highschool.
Helloooo, burn of the week.
If the burn of the week comes from the burn of the week page about the act of burning is that a triple meta-burn score?
Where do I submit that for consideration?
Bend down and I’ll show you (?)
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No… don’t actually bend down….
No… no cake farts… cmon…
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I’m in a funny sort of mood :p
You forgot to not take the internet seriously.
You forgot to go around and find almost any of my other posts, which prove that I very rarely take the internet seriously.
And I forgot where I put my car keys.
Ruh roh.
Note to self: Don’t piss off Shadow.
(and in response to the inevitable rejoinder…no, I won’t piss on him, either. pervs.
)
And no one’s more disappointed about that then Shadow.
*smacks raelalt with a herring*
:p
Just for the halibut.
New low >.>
*smooch*
*hugs*
Group hug! *hugs*
**masturbates**
SURRRRPRRRIIIIISSSSSEEE!!!!!
Well that just killed it.
Le Petit Mort?
Not even close. Ick.
*Pushes talons out through the window, dropping an unwanted lolcat out after him*
shame… you should masturbate some more then
*offers thanks to Tiamat*
YAY!!!
Thankyouthankyouthankyou!
Fine then! *masturbates*
No problem, Avis. xD For some reason talons likes to ruin cuddle parties.
this cuddle party youre having seems to be a bit homosexual. just throwing that out there. not judging or anything.
Not all here are of the same gender. Just throwing that out there.
Well, considering I’ve mentioned before that I’m bi…
nerd is the third gender.
duly noted nonetheless
I take it that you’re a nerd then?
sometimes
Dude, I wish I could morph into a different gender whenever I wanted to. So not fair!
its k.
i has gender hax.
Heeeeeeeere’s K! Morphodite extraordinaire!
Hax-saw?
I pooped out someones car keys this morning.
oh…well…I should have told you it wasn’t what you were exspecting
“Exspecting”? We even have spell-checkers in our browsers these days.
I don’t. And that one wasn’t intended. It’s just the keyboard. qaywsxe
No one Exspects the Spanish Inkwisishun!
Yeah, but, how will sharp tongues be of any use if they’re using a keyboard?
Well, if they lick their fingers before they type…?
or use their tongue to type..
i do so but only on thursdays.
I do only on days that end with k…
If they lick their wrists they do us all a favor.
the sad thing is……
hes probably a 33 year old man who lives in his mom’s basement
frequenting on websites such as this with the slim hope that someone might “LOL” at one of his 12-year old comebacks.
In your comment thread, wasting your space.
space is infinite and therefore cannot be wasted
“you forgot that your stupid little 12-year-old comebacks are not going to get you anywhere”
and your mature comments on an internet blog are?
Mature =/= Serious.
You forgot your Prozac today, didn’t you? XP
That burn is way better than the burn this page is supposed to be about. (Epic)² burn!
Your name has my name in it.
“ill”
d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dave
When the m-m-m-moonK shines,
Over the c-c-c-cowshed,
I’ll be waiting at the k-k-k-kitchen door.
(Fuzz has a friend IRL from Persia whose name is Katayoun; she goes by Kati here in the states, but she does not stutter or flash her derriere.)
My mum used to sing that to me.
yes but it is just an old angry veg joke
lolloolollololol
omgwtfbbq
omgwtf(swastika)bbq?