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good. no firsties!
Anyone for secondies?
And is anyone else reminded of a Mr. Bean episode?
Oh me, I’ll go for some secondies!
Haha I love that episode, where he’s sitting on an armchair on the roof and steering through the sunroof.
No, no sunroof. Hate them.
I hate cars without sunroofs! Something claustrophobic about them.
Forget the fact that you’re surrounded by windows…
But then the agoraphobia comes into play.
I love how she is siting in the window watching the TV of the other car
Yes! Mr. Bean… ah, such fond memories…
yeah I am
Hold on t’ her tight, Bubba! I think we’s gonna hit one’a dem dare SPEED BUMPS!
*sound of Deliverance banjo plays in background*
Lol, ‘Bubba’ seems a fitting name, check out the size of that ass.
Something tells me they have a mailbox fashioned from a cardboard beer box.
I think his name is jim-bob
Dat’s a woman dere hangin’ her mighty fine white ass out of dat dere auto-vee-hical! *slaps wooden spoons on knee*
*in excitement*
i’d hit it.
This is in Massachusetts.
how can you tell
I think HER name is Jim-Bob!
Rolelaying? roleplaying maybe?? please explain.
more like: “Drive Faster Bubba….I think I hear banjos!”
No one for FIRST? Soooo……FIRST!
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Ring ring ring ring!
I prefer the shoe phone, personally.
fail
meh… and how is that a fail?
Put it this way, you wouldn’t be saying that if you were behind that car when it braked suddenly.
You notice a distinct lack of a license plate? You think they know this is illegal?
“Dude, won’t be be pulled over?”
“Nah, man, just take the plates off, then they can’t track us!”
“If they start tailing us, I’ll just put the pedal to the floor!”
“Yeah great idea!”
I think Failblog just blurred the license plate for privacy. Plus they did’t want to humiliate the poor sod.
Yeah…that’s why they posted a pic of him/her on the Internet right next to the word “FAIL”
‘Cuz that’s not humiliating at all.
Since you can’t even tell the gender of the person, I’d say their anonymity was pretty much assured. It would be compromised by the plate – so it was blurred. I think there is a law saying that pictures and video that show official info (like private names or ID numbers) have to have the info removed unless you have permission from said individual to show it in it’s entirety. One of those privacy things.
And I think it is a Missouri Plate. And that they are in either Moberly or Booneville.
I know. My feeble attempt at a wee bit of silliness. Run along now.
*pat pat pat*
That is a Missouri plate. I can’t believe I can tell that. I used to live in misery. That by the way is the TRUE way to pronounce the states name.
If that’s true, then it would be a great place to start a business
yeah, you could start a factory … and make misery
(soul asylum win for finally having their name mentioned again)
Avis…I live there now.
*sobs!*
Physics FAIL for Loz!
If the car braked suddenly the couches would go flying forward
However if the car accelerated quickly while you were behind then you’d be in trouble
Don’t you get it, it’s loz driving that car
Oh, I made an oopsie.
That’s embarrassing, considering I study physics.
that’s a joke? Right? please tell me its a joke…
err… yeah… a joke.
*hangs head*
I fear the the somebody hires you to do what physicists do? What do they do anyway? Like build a nuclear reactor or something?
I also fear the day I learn to type english.
Don’t worry…I fear the the, too.
Especially when Loz is driving.
*ducks*
*runs dragon over*
*AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!*
Oh wait…dragon-scales. Impervious to wee Irish drivers.
Phew, for a moment there it sounded like you’d fallen out of a bucket of grapes.
I wouldn’t want to be responsible for something like that
Irish drivers don’t say wee, that’s scottish drivers you n00b.
Well, it’s a good thing that the Irishwoman didn’t say it then, isn’t it?
:p
wee is a very common irish coloquialism.
Yeah, Jimmy fails. We say ‘wee’ all the time here. Such a useful word!
No, that’s a nuclear engineer. A physicist develops the theory that engineers use.
There’s a plate there, it has been blurred, I guess to “protect the identity” of the parties involved.
I betting from the color that it is a Missouri plate. And if I had to pick a town, I’d say Moberly or maybe Booneville.
But that’s just a guess…
I think that’s a bit of a gravity fail right there…Or do you mean you wouldn’t want to be behind them when they take off?
Basic laws of motion fail ^
common sense fail
but on the other hand tetris win!
*documentary voice over*
Ah, here we have the anticipated college migration, where scores of the best, brightest… most athletic in some cases… or maybe just those willing to degrade themselves in any way for a good letter of recommendation, make the trip from their spawning grounds to find their own place in the world… and maybe someone who’ll buy them beer… but there will totally be boobs.
… dude check out that road spool! I am TOTALLY snagging that!
Luke and Betty-Sue were so proud of their new mobile home that they just had to take it into town to show it off.
is that a couch with a flowerprint…?
Yeah, do you want it? It comes with 0% off and a free bag of infant girls. Hell we’ll throw in some chunks of concrete too.
And a rubber fist. It’s an egg’s dream!
Every egg’s dream!
WHAT!
Heartbeat 18 days.
Oh, and it also comes with a magic balloon! Breaks the ice at naughty parties!
And a full years subscription to “OMFG” magazine!!
Recently salvaged from the Ashbrook apartments
You can also freshen up your home with ass air! Imported from France!
We’re serious. :[
Why not also grab a book on pregnancy from the “Diseases” section of Barnes and Noble?
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AWESOME LIST OF PREVIOUS POSTS!!!
my grandma used to have on of those, it got stolen. but I think i found it again. I mean this must be the one right, nobody else is stupid enough to steal something like that..
Did she buy a double chocolate chip cookie?
yeah why?
Oh, did you not recognise the subtle fail reference? *cries quietly at own failure*
she buys them intentionally she likes her chocolate chip cookies without the chocolate you know.
Something else: is it me or is a part of the textbox you typ the comments in hidden underneath the background at the right side?
It does that. It’s really annoying because you can’t tell if you’ve spelt soemtienhg wrong or not.
maybe somebody should do something about it
we’ll get right on that
actually, I think the worst part is the annoying pop-up adds. besides, you can side scroll to see the rest of the box.
You can’t scroll to see the rest of the text box in which you type your comment in. If you can, I don’t see the scroll bar anywhere. O.O
Si. I actually like it, how sad is that. When I was in college I had the ugliest brown/burnt orange/flowered velveteen couch from the 70’s in my first apartment. The couch was soo comfortable, I loved it, even if it was ugly lol.
Captivating story fail.
Trenchant observation win.
This whole thing kind of makes me wonder though… just how many cars can you fit in a clown?
How many lightbulbs does it take to change a person? Oh good god, I’ve just realised how wrong that sounds.
Wait… That gives me an IDEA! *light bulb*
Don’t keep us in the dark! Tell us, have you changed?
*sexy voice* Only when the lights go out
Haha, like in soviet russia, where lightbulbs change you.
6..5…4…3…2…1…THE OLYMPICS HAVE OFFICIALLY ENDED!
3…2…1… repression begins again! *gets attacked by police*
FREE TIB-Argh! Don’t taze me bro! Don’t AAAAAAH! Not the cattle prodder! Anything but the URGH!!! *Twitch Twitch*
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I’m being repressed!
bloody peasant
Did you see that?! Did you see him repressin’ me!
You saw it, did’n’ you?
yes i saw it… but none shall pass!
Look, you stupid bastard, you’ve got no arms left! What are you going to do? Bleed on me?
i was going to hang on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society, but that is so last century. Let us ride to Camelot! On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot, it is a silly place. *cuts down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring*
NI!!
get back here and I will bite you to death…
I know K must have seen, she was there!
He was obviously a king–he don’t got shit all over ‘im.
Bring out your dead!
Not usually, I like women ^_~
I am so embarrassed after that dire spectacle that was the British contribution to the closing ceremony. A london bus… umbrellas… a lollipop-lady?! Tacky and cringe-worthy. 2012 is going to be an embarrassment compared to what the Chinese did.
here here.
where?
made you look.
That would be like America contributing a cowboy, a car with massive fins, and a largely undeserved sense of superiority.
Exactly. Bizarre. And someone was paid to come up with that travesty.
We couldn’t eat our dinner ’cause we were laughing so hard.
Just you wait. Chicago is angling for the 2016 Olympics. THAT ought to be something to behold. Every boat owner in town will protest.
Undeserved sense of superiority? Come and get some bitch. If every country in the world is so against America and the war why don’t they do something about it? Because all the movies and propaganda in the world can’t compete with total and absolute DOMINANCE. Go ahead. Do something about it. pussy.
ugh- it’s people like this that make me not proud to be american
Argh! Hitler’s been reincarnated!
I’m sure they’ll put on a jolly good show guv’nor
The blanket or towel they used to keep the furniture from scratching the top will make the furniture slide even easier, I bet they didn’t make it.
Couldn’t afford hiring removal truck?
I’m gonna go with the idea that they are not removing, merely moving. That IS Missouri.
anyone knows good free pornsites?
http://www.getalife.com maybe?
http://www.asifyouneverhave.com
Stick around here, kid. The right fail comes along, there’ll be plenty of masturbation in the comments.
Isn’t that the stinky couch from those old VW da-da-da commercials?
The fail is that Merkins keep thinking that a car has to have a trunk, and the only other option is an SUV. They won’t drive a hatchback, because someone once called them econoboxes, and no self-respecting Merkin will drive an econo-anything. Merkins. Is there anything you can’t get wrong?
i assume you’re using ‘merkin’ to mean ‘american’, but do you actually know what a merkin is? lol.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin
woohoo, i learned a new word today!
Oh my God, I’m a pubic wig.
‘fraid so. What an insult. Lol.
Aha, so the carpet can finally match the drapes!
Anti-Americanism is a neurosis. Hi, crazy man!
Well, we’re pretty good at being the world’s punching bag.
Srsly. It warms my cold, arrogant, narcissistic little heart to know that so many people in the world derive so much joy from laughing at us. We aim to please, you know.
*grumblegrumblestoopitwordpressgrumble….*
*attaches previous post to VOLcano’s post and stomps away to have a sammich*
*punches*
*cuddles*
you’re not all bad, kiddo
*offers Loz a sammich*
*Takes Loz’s sammich* I’m in college now. xD *cuddles Dragonwriter and Loz*
Yay! *cuddles*
(hey gimme that sammich back. and is college the same as university?)
It’s basically the same. Colleges are usually smaller than universities. Since I graduated with a class of 70 kids, which happened to be the biggest class to ever go through my high school, I feel more comfortable with less people around.
On the other hand, no, I won’t give you back your sammich! I do need to save money, you know!
*cuddles*
Hey I’m a student too! I need all the hand-outs I can get!
Ask dragon to make you one, I’m sure she has nothing better to do. Hehe.
PPPLLLBBBBBBBTTTT!!
What is plbt?
Let me give you a visual aid…
:p
*ppllbbbtt!*
Visual aid? *masturbates*
she’s giving you some tongue
I want some tongue! T_T
As a side note, I’m extremely surprised that the CD Key…FAIL version of my Obama fail got onto the Vote page. I submitted another version that said “Priorities…FAIL” on it. I found it really funny at the time. I guess it’s not as funny as my friend and I found it to be. T_T
Also, in the U.S., “university” tends to refer to institutions that offer graduate programs (masters, doctorates) in addition to collegiate bachelor’s degrees.
Yes, that is true. Although, the college I’m going to also offers graduate programs in some cases. I know for sure that they offer them for Geoscience majors. I probably won’t go here for graduate’s school though.
I’m sure that LOZ would be willing to help you with any Physics questions.
Ah right. I don’t think we have places here where you can only get a bachelor’s degree.
I’m still deciding whether to go on to a master’s or not, as this is my last year.
Geosciences FTW! *high-five*
LOZ is the Physicsking!
Yay creepy twin! Geosciences FTW agreed. *high-fives*
Eh… thats only fail if you live in “upscale” and rich parts of town. Thats common in redneck areas. ^.^ We even put couches in the beds of our trucks sometimes. hehe
To me the only fail is the lack of rope. You gotta move the way you gotta move. I have moved many times with my dads pick up truck!
i moved from colorado to massachusetts with everything i owned in (and on) my ‘84 vw jetta- trunk was packed to the lid, back seat was stuffed to eye level, passenger seat too, and a ski rack on the roof with skis (duh) and 2 bicycles and a burley trailer… i wish i had taken a picture…
red headed step child moving inc.
note the car up ahead – isn’t that a computer monitor surrounded by a lawnmower in the trunk?
this is a case of the FAIL leading the FAIL.
Mobile home fail!
She is just getting a better view of her tv in the car ahead!
Looks like Missouri plates to me too. But here in Mississippi, that isn’t a fail, it’s redneck ingenuity. It’s only a fail if you spill your beer in the process.
thats the typical american stupidness!
I’d say that your comment is the typical “stupidness” of any country.
Yeah
“Dang, rope’s darn expensive, ’specially after paying $8 fora new couch for tha trailer. Ma! Git up on der roof and hold them thar things steady. Mind yer head cause we going to Mcdonalds for drive through first!”
Win!
Love handles win.
and love handles rarely win. Good for them!
tell it to my wife
We used to have that gross orange couch!
So did my mother. After she died and we were clearing out her stuff I photographed it and sent the picture in to some contest my friend told me about on Regis and Kathie Lee (sp?) for ugly sofas. It came in third.
Are the smaller items being handled by two people on a motorcycle pulling a shopping cart?
That’s what she said?
Matching furniture fail. Also good taste fail.
tetris meets frogger: don’t forget the rope!…too late…
The fact that they have two couches there is a win.
That’s not fail yet… give it another mile…
Reminds me of a pic I took in Thailand of a guy sitting on top of a *pile* of (matching) couches on a pickup truck bed. The guy in my photo wins… these folks in this pic are traffic disrupting failures. But if they piled more furniture on and blasted tetris music from their car, I would forgive them.
omg, that’s like a couch 69.
That’s a futon, mind you.
lolzzzz