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*silence*
good. no firsties!
Anyone for secondies?
And is anyone else reminded of a Mr. Bean episode?
Oh me, I’ll go for some secondies!
Haha I love that episode, where he’s sitting on an armchair on the roof and steering through the sunroof.
No, no sunroof. Hate them.
I hate cars without sunroofs! Something claustrophobic about them.
Forget the fact that you’re surrounded by windows…
But then the agoraphobia comes into play.
I love how she is siting in the window watching the TV of the other car
Hold on t’ her tight, Bubba! I think we’s gonna hit one’a dem dare SPEED BUMPS!
*sound of Deliverance banjo plays in background*
Lol, ‘Bubba’ seems a fitting name, check out the size of that ass.
Something tells me they have a mailbox fashioned from a cardboard beer box.
I think his name is jim-bob
Dat’s a woman dere hangin’ her mighty fine white ass out of dat dere auto-vee-hical! *slaps wooden spoons on knee*
*in excitement*
i’d hit it.
This is in Massachusetts.
how can you tell
I think HER name is Jim-Bob!
Rolelaying? roleplaying maybe?? please explain.
more like: “Drive Faster Bubba….I think I hear banjos!”
No one for FIRST? Soooo……FIRST!
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Ring ring ring ring!
I prefer the shoe phone, personally.
fail
meh… and how is that a fail?
Put it this way, you wouldn’t be saying that if you were behind that car when it braked suddenly.
You notice a distinct lack of a license plate? You think they know this is illegal?
“Dude, won’t be be pulled over?”
“Nah, man, just take the plates off, then they can’t track us!”
“If they start tailing us, I’ll just put the pedal to the floor!”
“Yeah great idea!”
I think Failblog just blurred the license plate for privacy. Plus they did’t want to humiliate the poor sod.
Yeah…that’s why they posted a pic of him/her on the Internet right next to the word “FAIL”
‘Cuz that’s not humiliating at all.
Since you can’t even tell the gender of the person, I’d say their anonymity was pretty much assured. It would be compromised by the plate - so it was blurred. I think there is a law saying that pictures and video that show official info (like private names or ID numbers) have to have the info removed unless you have permission from said individual to show it in it’s entirety. One of those privacy things.
And I think it is a Missouri Plate. And that they are in either Moberly or Booneville.
I know. My feeble attempt at a wee bit of silliness. Run along now.
*pat pat pat*
That is a Missouri plate. I can’t believe I can tell that. I used to live in misery. That by the way is the TRUE way to pronounce the states name.
If that’s true, then it would be a great place to start a business
yeah, you could start a factory … and make misery
(soul asylum win for finally having their name mentioned again)
Avis…I live there now.
*sobs!*
Physics FAIL for Loz!
If the car braked suddenly the couches would go flying forward
However if the car accelerated quickly while you were behind then you’d be in trouble
Don’t you get it, it’s loz driving that car
Oh, I made an oopsie.
That’s embarrassing, considering I study physics.
that’s a joke? Right? please tell me its a joke…
err… yeah… a joke.
*hangs head*
I fear the the somebody hires you to do what physicists do? What do they do anyway? Like build a nuclear reactor or something?
I also fear the day I learn to type english.
Don’t worry…I fear the the, too.
Especially when Loz is driving.
*ducks*
*runs dragon over*
*AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!*
Oh wait…dragon-scales. Impervious to wee Irish drivers.
Phew, for a moment there it sounded like you’d fallen out of a bucket of grapes.
I wouldn’t want to be responsible for something like that
Irish drivers don’t say wee, that’s scottish drivers you n00b.
Well, it’s a good thing that the Irishwoman didn’t say it then, isn’t it?
:p
wee is a very common irish coloquialism.
Yeah, Jimmy fails. We say ‘wee’ all the time here. Such a useful word!
No, that’s a nuclear engineer. A physicist develops the theory that engineers use.
There’s a plate there, it has been blurred, I guess to “protect the identity” of the parties involved.
I betting from the color that it is a Missouri plate. And if I had to pick a town, I’d say Moberly or maybe Booneville.
But that’s just a guess…
I think that’s a bit of a gravity fail right there…Or do you mean you wouldn’t want to be behind them when they take off?
Basic laws of motion fail ^
common sense fail
but on the other hand tetris win!
*documentary voice over*
Ah, here we have the anticipated college migration, where scores of the best, brightest… most athletic in some cases… or maybe just those willing to degrade themselves in any way for a good letter of recommendation, make the trip from their spawning grounds to find their own place in the world… and maybe someone who’ll buy them beer… but there will totally be boobs.
… dude check out that road spool! I am TOTALLY snagging that!
Luke and Betty-Sue were so proud of their new mobile home that they just had to take it into town to show it off.
is that a couch with a flowerprint…?
Yeah, do you want it? It comes with 0% off and a free bag of infant girls. Hell we’ll throw in some chunks of concrete too.
And a rubber fist. It’s an egg’s dream!
Every egg’s dream!
WHAT!
Heartbeat 18 days.
Oh, and it also comes with a magic balloon! Breaks the ice at naughty parties!