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FIRST!
Congrats…
*tumbleweed*
Damn I would have been first if his mother wasn’t so damn good in bed!! Damn it all!!
Jeez, double whammy. You didn’t get first and you have to hire a prostitute.
How do I nominate you two for a burn of the week?
conga rats
Can you nominate a burn and a counter-burn? I categorically state that that should be a new category!
what ever happened to burn of the week
One day I will be the greatest too
Why be a hero when you could be a zero?
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When do we get to go to the shitty planet where I’m a hero?
This must be what going mad feels like…
SECOND!!!
IM SO HAPPY
I thought it was your dream to be first? Better luck next time
first fail
Wow… That is one extreme sale!
Yeah … and if you divide the % OFF by itself, you get extreme INFINITY!
( … or extreme “undefined” … or, like you said, extreme “one” )
I get the “undefined” (anything divided by zero is undefined).
Even though it doesn’t actually work with zero, I get the “one” (something divided by itself is one).
But I DON’T get the infinity because zero divided by anything (other than zero) is zero, not infinity.
I mean, I DON’T get the “INFINITY” because zero divided by anything (other than zero) is ZERO, not infinity.
The smaller the denominator, or divisor, the greater the quotient, or result. As the denominator approaches zero, the resulting number approaches infinity. So, yes, dividing by zero “isn’t allowed,” i.e, it’s undefined. But if you snuck off and did it anyway, you’d get an infinity.
(It goes either way — nothing divided by anything is nothing; anything divided by nothing is infinity; so nothing divided by nothing is … nothing … and one … and everything.)
(btw, if you’re curious, the “circle” avatar image here happens to have a not dissimilar many-meaninged/ nothing special character — see the “definition” on the Billboard Fail thread, next)
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Anyone else starting to feel philosophical?
Fuzz has that effect. Well, or confusion.
uh, except the problem is that you’re going to be converging to +infinity or -infinity depending on which direction you’re approaching it from, so it’s undefined, NOT infinity in some bizarre other world you exist in.
*yawn*
… i am fairly confident that “i” am rather intimately and appreciatively engaged with the matter-of-fact suchness of here and now, before any such sophisticated “bizarrenesses” as words and philosophies and ego structures
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care for some tea?
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
What does he end up with?
Hmmm.. That doesn’t look shopped at all…
You’re right. It doesn’t.
Your idiots look at the ground.
Oh, but by all temporal and username indications, YOUR IDIOTS — look at the thread … at 4:20 am and 4:36 am and 4:55 am and 5:18 am and 6:01 am and 8:32 am ….
I’m with fuzz on this one. YOUR IDIOTS!
wait… aren’t you idiots???
They are not my idiots. Or did you mean you’re?
But… But I don’t have any idiots… =’(
There seems to be plenty laying about, so help yourself.
Nope, not in the least.
That sign has always had plenty of room for another number and a discoloration on the left side.
Photoshop phail.
THIRD > second > first
GODDAMNIT!!
Hey…who posted this? Whoever it was didn’t sign his or her name…
Looks like it was some kinda preacher.
An imposter attempting to soil the good name of WilliamCA!
THIRD!!! I’ll take what i can get!
WilliamCA
Valuing useless achievements fail, failing to get them fail, signing your posts fail.
somebuddy jest got nom’d, nom’d, nom’d
It clearly says “Submitted by Josh W”
so…..
I don’t think it’s a fail. It appears the guy on top of the wall hasn’t finished yet. Or perhaps the first number fell down, it’s lying there, you know.
It would have been funny if there was nobody around.
Yep, agreed!
its still funny…
Yeah… I’m not really feelin’ this fail.
*feels Loz*
…Better?
*feels better*
wooot!
I haven’t been felt in a while.
There was a period that I was satin.
Common? COMMON???
I’ll have you know that I am a very uncommon hussy!
I was only joking, wee lass! You’re the most unusual hussy I’ve ever had!
…I think Loz just called me weird. Not to mention a hussy.
*thinks*
I can live with that! :p
She may have given you your goddess props:
That’s exactly the angle I was going for!
Hee…I was thinking of the “weird sisters”…but goddess works too!
*inserts the “from Macbeth” explanation after “weird sisters” in the above post*
Fair is foul and foul is fair, hover through the fog and filthy air?
*cuddles*
You scare me a little more every day.
Cue the Three Incestuous Sisters.
C’mon Loz … everybody knows that.
*ducks*