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FIRST
PHOTOSHOPED
FAKE
FAIL
What makes you say it’s fake?
“asdf” is what is known as a troll with a lazy eye where his brain should be.
with a butt where his brain should be <– Fixed
with a lazy eye where his butt should be <- Fixed
OMG… how did you knew all that… are you stalkers???
keyboard stroke analysis, actually
You can tell that he’s stroking his keyboard?
it’s a guy thing — no pelvis to fix
That made my night.
And that made mine
holy shit. this is the mall in my freaking town (superior, wi)
i can go by sometime and take another pic of it from a diff
angle if it will put this matter to rest
baby wants to work at mcdonaleds???
this is true^
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How about a lazy butt where his brainy eye should be?
Anatomy FAIL.
Oh hai.
I know you.
Making fun of all the stupid comments people make WIN! either that or being the idiot that makes all these comments FAIL!
hear hear!!!
You suck.
I believe in that ladder to heaven!
Are you stupid or are you American?
Fail… they’re both the same thing
Only if you are favored by Bush.
I live in Superior Wi where those billboards are sorry not a fake its really real
It’s stupid anyway, the eggs used at mcdonald’s are infertile and so the don’t and never will contain an embryo!
HAHAH
phail
you failed to write “FIRST!!!!”
you failed to notice why
)
PHIRST
So why is everyone phalling in love with this “ph” thing?
nice
Now THAT, Fuzz, was not me!
That’s not was she said.
phurrytail
HAHAH.
i like mine sunny-side up.
that sounds like a happy meal
“Is it in you?”
“Well…not anymore!”
I prefer mine fertilized
You enjoy eating chicken fetus?
A balut is a fertilized duck (or chicken) egg with a nearly-developed embryo inside that is boiled and eaten in the shell.
It’s not bad really, I ate one every day when I was in med school… It was right by a filipino market.
I want a baby egg mcmuffin
suddenly my stomach feels funny. Must be the egg mcmuffin this morning O_O
or maybe it’s what’s in your tummy that’s going to be an egg mcmuffin
McSoylent anyone?
S.G.I.P.!!!!!!!!!!
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLEZ
Coming to a McDonalds near you: McBalut!
((if you don’t already know what that is, don’t go looking for it… unless you like to vomit out of sheer disgust… you are warned))
I looked…
*vomits*
Seriously, do not look.
I will give you a definition.
Balut, n.:
A balut (Trứng vịt lộn or Hột vịt lộn in Vietnamese, Pong tea khon in Cambodian) is a fertilized duck (or chicken) egg with a nearly-developed embryo inside that is boiled and eaten in the shell.
*vomits*
I told you not to look ><
… then again, that’s probably just the same as saying “don’t look down” huh?
Balut – the treat with feet!
Foreign Cooking…WIN or FAIL?
Anyway, there’s something to do:
*vomits*
I actually ate it when I was younger, it’s not bad actually…looks weird..but tastes great~just gotta keep an open mind
What has been seen…
Can not be unseen.
So that’s what they do with aborted fetuses. Now you know.
And knowing is half the battle. G.I. JOE!
(this message brought to you by a stereotypical native American in a loin cloth with a lazer gun)
(Insert WIN or FAIL here, complimented with your preferences)
This FAIL sponsored by your friendly neighborhood abortionist.
Nah. This fail is sponsored by every women on the planet. On average, every woman on the planet kills at least half her babies within a few days of conception without ever having to lay eyes on any kind of doctor. I’m sure she’s thinking about food when it happens.
Nah. Anti-abortionists are usually old white men or ugly, barren women. Cheers!
Dude, stereotype much?
i’m anti abortionist and i’m *counts on fingers runs out and counts on toes* 16
Anti-Abortionist, 23 yr old good-looking female. Guess it’s a shame for you that we can’t all live up to your prejudices, huh?
You wanted flying cars.
Well, we don’t have any because the scientist who was supposed to make them practical and cheap got aborted in 1975!
You wanted flying cars.
Well, we won’t have any, because the kid who was supposed to grow up to be their inventor, was killed by a drunk driver, whose mother was talked out of an abortion by people like you.
the Miss scores a hit
WIN.
So that makes it ok to kill them on purpose when they are weeks or months older right?
jup.
eww….makes me really not want eggs.
What? The thought of tucking into an infant-burger doesn’t make you salivate?
That’s quite a modest proposal you got there…
*wondering if anyone gets it*
You’re not the only one that took 10th grade world history
Actually, I didn’t read it until English 11
me2 :O.
AP nonetheless. . .
Ah yes, from the high school reading list. Too bad it never gained popularity
Ha! That’s one of my favorite satires.
Satire? I thought it was really true. *puts down butcher knife*
Well… I AM Irish.
is this somthing to do with Sweeny Todd
*headpalm*
*facepalm*
Headdesk. NO NO NO!
Headshot!
*suicide*
Well done, well done.
…*fails to get it*
You’re too gullivle.
And if she’s Irish, she may have simply repressed the memory.
I don’t get it! :’( Why does my being Irish have anything to do with it?
Explain
Tell me Swiftly, sweet one, do your kin eat their children?
no? do they? shit… *looks around worriedly*
Here you go, collen:
colleen, i mean, emerald queen
Ahhh I see. Old Mr Swift. It’s all clicking now. I’ve never read that, but I feel obliged to now, seeing as everyone else has…
Hence the Gulliver/ble
Don’t you like the… sweet meats?
I see wut you did thar!
I did what you see there!
You’re pretty swift there.
No, infant burger doesn’t make me salivate. I’m not the pope after all.
Uh, what?
The eggs we eat are actually chicken periods, not embryos. That is, they aren’t fertilized, so the body gets rid of them. Don’t eat eggs anyway, they come out of a chicken’s butt, which makes them disgusting, and they’re pretty much the cruelest part of the factory farming industry.
Almost as disgusting as uptight “chicks” who spell Becky with an “i”.
It makes her feel like she has some power over something in her life.
your names and comments are vastly superior
I certainly feel humbled simply reading them.
um. periods don’t come out of a butt, regardless of the animal nor is the egg a period which is the shedding of the endometrium in mammals.
and eggs aren’t remotely the cruelest part of factory farming, laying hens have it shitty but not as bad as broilers, and not even remotely close to veal calves or even pigs.
yadda ya, egg mcmuffins are gross and all babies want to get borned.
Eggs don’t come out of a chicken’s butt. Chickens (like other birds and many lizards) have a multi-purpose hole known as a “cloaca”:
“In zoological anatomy, a cloaca is the posterior opening that serves as the only such opening for the intestinal, urinary, and (usually) genital tracts of certain animal species.”
That’s from wikipedia.
Eggs can be fertilized or not fertilized when they emerge — if you’ve ever seen a dark speck in your egg yolk, you’ve seen a true chicken embryo.
You need to read up on human menstruation if you think that the egg a human sheds and the egg a hen lays are different except in their accessories (one has a nice hard shell and is surrounded by food supplies, while the other is accompanied by the remnants of the preparations that the human uterus had been making in case fertilization and implantation had occurred).
Pro-lifers tend to say that the human life begins at conception. This is a terrible thought, if only because the vast majority of fertilized eggs are automatically killed by explusion from the body — a cruel fate that they couldn’t possibly have earned, and therefore evidence of a profoundly uncaring system.
Have you people ever eaten a fertilized chicken egg? They are much creamier. *noms*
uuuum, you’re replying to the wrong one buddy, you want three posts up.
but i will chalk it up to your being drunk. or stupid.
ummm hown can factory-farmed chickens lay eggs when they move … animal reproduction education fail
I don’t know hown to make sense of this comment,
… and fail to possess any motivation to try.
??
Where’s mah bukkit?
im pretty sure you’ve heard of the egg’s “shell?” basically, what it does is prevent any contaminates from getting to the chick, or in this case, unfertilized insides. Also, any fear of tasting chicken feces should be dispelled when you COOK the egg, as that kills any bacteria.
ok i don’t really see the fail.. other th(e/a)n that embryo’s are definitely not baby’s
than* embryos* babies*
The fail is that the billboards suggest there is a child in your McThing. Get it?
Ah ok.
Eggs are chicken embryos, so it’s a bit odd to have both ads on the same pole.
This is exactly why this picture isn’t fail.
Eggs are -not- embryos, and the ones we eat do not contain embryos as they are not fertilized.
The only way this picture could be fail is the association among different animal’s reproduction.
It’s just not fail enough to be funny.
Oh just laugh a little. Have a brownie………
Apparently, the epic FAIL here is one of our public education system since people don’t seem to know that both chickens and people evacuate fertilized and unfertilized eggs quite often. There is little difference between them.
This is why “pro-life” platforms never make any sense. What next? Manslaughter inquiries into miscarriages?
Take a science class or two.
I *heart* your brain. That is all.
Of *course* not. Don’t be a moron.
A good joke doesn’t require stupidity on the part of the audience!
Second! rar!
I was just thinking of eggzactly the same thing.
Soylent Green is WHAT!>/b>.
Embryos are /b /b /b /babies??!!
(dont’t /b looking at that >/b>
… and dont’t /b looking at dat </d< )
Whoa, how did you make that backwards “b”??
Turn around darlin’ … and I’ll write poetry about the moon.
Speaking of which, you never answered my previous question…
*fuzz plays right into her hands*
Yes’m, I was a wee and wakeful lad the night they left a perfectly good flag on that astronomical euphemism.
Speaking of the calculations you b doing in your dainty head
right about now, did we ever get cleared up on those DNA tests?
DNA? All I remember is something about a baby-soft ass. *the pedobears approach*
(Look, we are keeping this thread all to ourselves, selfish bastards.)
Speaking of bloody bastards, I was remembering something about a paternitybears approach … but if you don’t recall, then I guess I don’t have to be concerned about consanguinity no more … or child support.
You’re not the father? Is this what you’re telling me?
Tigers waiting to be tamed, singing
“You-oooo are.”
“You-oooo are.”
I was around for the moonwalk. The dance.
Now that we’ve cleared that up ….
There was one other question you’d asked before, about the image in fuzz’s avatar. This reply was posted earlier, by the TMI Service:
______
The image in Fuzz’s avatar icon is an ensō (円相).
It comes from Zen and has a kind of indeterminate meaning.
It can mean the present moment.
It can mean eternity.
It can mean a kind of “zero” that is nothing special,
and it can mean a kind of nothingness that is everything that is.
It is often painted as a reflection of the artist’s state of mind at that moment of his or her living.
It can mean enlightened experience.
It can mean “a circle.”
____
So, Lulu-belle, I think that answers everyt’ing.
Well there’s one “final” moon reference that’s yet to come out and be un-unsaid — I re-posted it here a moment ago, but it has yet to self-manifest…
While I wait, I’ll add this to it:
The ensō shape in my avatar can (also) be a representation
of the full moon, which in Zen is a symbol of fully appreciative
enlightened realization.
“Moon-”walking meditation in Zen is called kinhin.
Excuse me while I adjust my tides.
Well my avatar is a “jpeg” (じぺぐ).
It’s been designed for me only by gravatar based on my netname.
Its greenish colour suggests luck.
It can mean whatever you want, depending on your own will and imagination.
.
Haha Now your avatar looks pathetic fuzz.
yeah, well, I can at least take solace in the fact I was able to use use full kanji to explain mine, instead of just little kana.
Hahaha.
Pawned meh >.<”
I am damn bad at writing Kanji.
Heisig is helping slowly though.
ahhh i love the backwards b joke especially the fact that you need a d to spell backwards b
EPIC FAIL it’s a D
hahaha. McWin
McWin
it’s not so funny now, is it gary?
Meow.
Meow.
Mroooow?
K…thxbai!
You can’t meow, Sara J, your avatar’s a fox! I don’t want to be an asse, but I thought I should point this out.
An asian fox can shape-shift, ‘blue, so you don’t want to be presuming just what that Ms. Vixen can and can’t be about. (Hell, Sara has been three or four different entities in just the past 24 hours.)
I thought the asse was from South Africa. And isn’t it the tanooki that shape-shifts? (Although I admit my knowledge in this area is limited.)
If it helps any, I thought of an alternate response to Sara J’s comment:
“Meow? Meow like a fox!”
(See, it’s like “crazy like a fox” only with her Meow inserted! Ok…going to bed now…zzzzz)
You could call this eggcellent product placement, if you’re the kind of person who doesn’t get punched in the face enough.
Don’t poke the eggcell — it could parthenogenesize … and then we’d have another virgin birth to eggsplain.
You poke, you pay!
.
*tries to think of a witty pun* …yeah, the last thing we need is another immeggculate conception…
♫ Every egg is sacred.
Every egg is good.
Every egg is needed
In your McD’s fast food ♫
love the monty python reference
if an egg is wasted
=
god gets quite irate
So we should be holding funerals every month??
Now now…don’t exeggerate.
I found it pretty eggciting!
Well, just be careful not to eggacerbate your condition.
But I’m eggstremely aroused!
How eggsistential.
What can I say, I’ve been reading a lot of Sartre.
He sets a very good eggsample!
But not very eggumenical.
He was rather eggcentric though! I feel that makes up for it.
He was, but not eggregiously.
Sorry, didn’t mean to barge in on this, but couldn’t seem to stop myself.
*is egghausted*
That’s all right, anyone can join in this fun eggcercise!
*eggshumes thread*
AVIS!! I’m soooooooooo glad you hear your date went…um…well.!
I’m eggstremely envious!
*eggscavates and removes eggstraneous period*
I seem to have missed something…
*butts out*
It really was eggcelent!!
T’was from a different thread, sweet Loz. Get back here and eggstend your stay with us!
eggstatic even!
T’was? (:p) Oh dear, I’m so out of the loop.
Does Avis have a lurrrrrrver boy?! Eggstrapolate the evidence and don’t eggsagerate.
In a nutshell, he came over, I cooked, we went to a party, we came back to my place and … um…. danced.
I don’t personally eggree with fowl puns.
That’s an eggregious admission.
It might be time for an eggsit, the boy is coming over again! I tell you, when I’m around him I just eggsude confidence!
… not to mention self-contradictory — I hold it to be an oviviposterous assertion.
Byes’ for now Avis; we don’t want to make you be ovu-late!
I just can’t get ovum it.
But I’m gamete if you are.
MY eggs will be very well protected, you may be sure of that!
Will you be listening to Madam Ovary?
Only if they turn the music up eggstremely loud.
Congratulations, ladies and gentlemen, on such a well eggsecuted thread.
We try our (Egglands) best.
eggsactly my point but unfortunatly the yokes aren’t that eggselent
personaly, monthly, but on a global level, hourly
If god gets irate for a spoiled egg, we guys should all stop masturbating before the Armageddon starts.
i thought the sign said NOT to poke it, and they really meant it?
srsly :[
Rickson by armbar
just to see an M, is a FAIL already.
I second that motion.
What about a K?
O, A K = A’OK
.
(how’s that for making acorny joke)
I sold corn today, no joke.
?
Were you like, there and everything?
My mind may have wandered somewhere else, I’ll admit.
mcdonalds seems almost as much a regular to failblog as the failboat perhaps we should call it the McFail
No.
I still agree with George Carlin: They want life babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.
I don’t like abortionists and pro-life lunatics
nut jobs from either side are equal amounts of fail. how about pro-life extremists just not get abortions and pro-choice extremists respect people’s choice to disapprove of the practice.
I know, right? It’s like extremists who are against killing kindergartners that displease their parents. Some of these kids can’t even hold their safety-scissors right. I say, those disapproving nut jobs should just keep their stupid toddlers alive, and the ones who want to wait a few years to abort their fetuses should respect people’s choice to disapprove.
Exactly! My parents decided to wait to abort me. I’ve been around for twelve years, and they’ve finally decided not to keep me. I’m okay with it. Really. It’s their choice.
I just hope they have FAILBLOG in heaven.
You’re not going to Heaven, kid.
They have hellblog …
what’s ‘heaven’?
I would just like to point out that most pro-choicers aren’t for abortion anyway.
They just agree that women have a right to choose what to do with their own bodies.
I would never get an abortion and I really am against them, but if a woman wants
to make that choice to have one, then she has every right to do so and will have to
live with the choice she made.
But yes there are ridiculous extremists on both sides that should stfu and gtfo.
yes but the kid has more of a right to decide to live or not and seeing how they can’t ask a foetus they are going to have to wait a year or two
Pro-lifers also tend to be pro-death-penalty.
I did once tell a pro-life protester that since HE did not have a uterus, he should damn well stay out of mine. I was just walking past and had to push a few buttons.
Yeah, well…. That’s like saying: Ok, we’ll tell your mommy not to abort you, but if you misbehave, we’ll kill you anyway. Like a late abortion…
That WAS kind of my point.
“Pro life…until birth.”
copyright that! they’ll want it!
after birth…free bags of infant girls!
“Pro-lifers also tend to be pro-death-penalty.”
a baby =/= a murderer. pro choice people were REALLY scraping the bottom of the barrel when they thought that one up.
Either life is precious, or it isn’t.
Anti-choicers also tend to be for the present war of aggression in Iraq and against social welfare programs.
Protect the Innocent Born.
No, pro-choice people were not scraping the bottom of the barrel. Pro-life people are stretching when they say “We have to save this life BECAUSE IT’S A CUTE LITTLE BABY!” But then when that “baby” turns 18, it’s like “Thousands might die if we send them to that country? Well, OK then let’s do this thing.”
Just like George Carlin’s quote earlier. If Pro-life people were really pro-life, they would be a whole lot less pro-war.
There are 3 missionaries on one side of the river, and 3 cannibals on the other. The missionaries have to get across to the other side, and there is a two-person canoe. The cannibals cannot at any time outnumber the missionaries.
*Puts on glasses, gets out piece of paper, realizes he looks sexy in glasses, draws diagrams, begins working*
.
.
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*erase*
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.
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Screw it.
Glasses???
::masturbates::
That’s hawt.
(The point being: sometimes you have to take a step back to move forward.)
Crap! And here I did all this work for nothing
I still think it’s a fun puzzle.
Want another one?: pro-life is anti-woman.
Look it up, it’s on youtube.
I love George Carlin and still miss him every day
‘Prolife Across America’ need to hire a new advertising agent. What an ugly billboard, not to mention the bad grammar and the barely visible “Heartbeat 18 days”.
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!
What’s the fail in this? I see nothing wrong with suggesting you should eat fetuses…
Exactly! Dogs eat their afterbirth so we could eat the birth itself!
Some cultures fry and eat the human placenta. Yummm
they fry it. hmm could be nice, if you can fry it you can eat it. I once ate a fried mars-bar it was quite special.
That’s a delicacy in Scotland. I’m not kidding.
Saint’s meal !
El Plato Santa !
Since when do they speak spanish in scotland?
Scottish women may not be the only human beings on Earth with a placenta.
Oh the placenta lol. I thought you were referring to the battered mars bar.
Bah.. Anyway, considering that I do not speak a single world of Spanish, I got no way to tell if what I wrote was vaguely funny.
Sweetheart, run. loz just may kill you for that.
kill? but i’m so sweet and innocent and life-loving.
Great, now I have wine all over my keyboard and screen!
What is so amusing about my amazing personality traits? Hmm?
DAMMIT!
Now I have wine all over my keyboard and screen.
And I’m not even drinking wine!
Geezus ..
Now ][ have placenta all over my screen.
And I don’t even have a placenta.
*fries*
True story:
I overheard two of my female students talking about “female pain issues”, like cramps and labor and whatnot. A couple of male students happened to overhear them. One turns to his buddy and says:
“Dude. I’m sooo glad that I don’t have a pelvis.”
Damn, lucky guys. I wish I didn’t have a pelvis. They can hurt so much.
i’m just glad i’m a monotreme
Well, that was a big goose-egg.
Fried mars bars is? I like fried oreos….mmmm. I hope they have some at the fair this week!
fried!!!!???? oreos should be roasted and served with bread sauce
mmm… fried pickles…. mmmm louisiana….***happy about heritage***
Dogs will eat anything. They’re nature’s vacuum cleaners or something. I mean, can you really trust an animal that has been known to eat cat poop?
I trust bacteria.
dogs aren’t natural they’re wolves wich have been really inbred by humans.
ALRIGHT!!!
i NEVER get on the messages!
now i’m a man!
Keep those rocket pubes under control, sonny.
♫ And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings him round again to find
He’s not the man he thinks he is at all
Oh no no no …
Rocket man burning up his pubes out here alone … ♪
why would i burn them?!
i’ve only just earned them today!
i’ll wait till at least 9am, thats when im gunna be high………..as a kite
Prolife lol.
WHAT WHAT?!
in the butt
You wanna do it in my butt in my butt… Lets do it in the butt… okay….
It looks like an advertisement for babyfood or something, don’t you think?
Has anyone called me ?
Colonel Conspicuous would’ve been better…
There was already a colonel some threads ago.
‘Colonel Clear’ or something ..
What about Corporal Conspicuous then?
Captain Conspicuous?
it would be funnier if he was mexican
Racial observation complete!!!
There’s a captain Obvious already.
I did not mean babyfood in a funny way, guys. Being serious fail. But you get my point?
supersize that baby!
Bring in the diabetic mothers-to-be!
It comes with five frostys!
We’re lovin’ it…
Your yolks are laughing at the irony.
As Fat Bastard once said, “I eat babies!”
sounds like my aunt…
…More like your mom…
Comment WIN!
Comment potentially void of any sense — if it’s the mom eating the babies, there’s a chance she’ll no longer have an extant child, let alone 999.
YEP. humility is hopefully humiliated.
species bias exposure WIN!!
Do they really have adverts like that in America? It seems a bit weird…
YES.
oh hi Brandon… how are you after yesterday’s exploits?
lolz in the Uk they think if an advert will make us laugh we will buy the product only they’re not very funny because if they were funny people they would have become comidians not corporate advertisers
New at Mickey D’s… Soylent Green! Now with more babies!
every egg’s dream: WHAT! Maybe it has some philosophical sence of dreaming?
Maybe this is a new way for immigrants to cross the border. In McSandwiches.
(I’m an immigrant, no lie.)
Looks more like win to me.
Depends on how the bboards went up.
If the McD’s went up first, it’s a FAIL.
If the “Pro-Life” went up first, it’s more of a PWN.
How come they never use pictures of screaming, crying babies for these things? A happy baby is cute, sure, but not really truthful.
Yeah, but if you advertise with the screaming ones, many people just won’t get as hungry.
Ooooooo! I truly admire this comment!!
Dehydrating the baby gives McMuffins some strange taste.
Well, screaming children can be VERY effective birth control!
I meant to post this up by Fuzz’s comment. So sorry.
i could just scream
You are such a baby.
you’re pretty cute yourself, babe
Remember, condoms are easier to change than diapers.
The best part of that first sign is the WHAT! I’m going to start adding that now to everything. WHAT!
It irritates me that they left out the question mark. I can’t look at it without vomiting a little in my mouth.
*voms*
Nooo…it must be the Old English “whæt”, which is a declarative. It means, listen!” or “So!” You know, it’s an attention-getter. Haven’t you read “Beowulf”??
Beowulf made me want to vomit as well. Haha.
If you’re sure it’s referring to “whæt”, I’ll believe you. That makes me feel a bit better. *burp*
You kill more when you blow your nose than when you have an abortion, pro-life idiots should concentrate on the living rather than the non-existent.
Don’t get your panties in a knot over failblog, sunshine.
That’s the thing, they don’t think they’re ‘non-existent’. What’s ironic is, both sides care about people’s rights; they just disagree on the definition of “people”.
Could also be a fail cause embryos AREN’T babies o.- Prolife = Antichoice
Pro-choice = Anti-life.
do you see what i did there? i used bias. =D
In conservative America, embryos chose life.
Nice!
No, you misused English.
Protect the innocent language.
would this be a good moment to say “respect are language”?
no, it would not
Is that where “my eggo is preggo” came from?
Eggs have a mind of their own? Holy shit!
so do heads of wheat. “i’m gunna be a …. mcvities chocolate digestive”
im awesome:)
HOLY SHIT I’ve driven past that billboard everyday and I never made the connection before!!!! I even drove past it today like four times! Wow have to be more observant.
observance fail
Yeah, if I had a nickel for every time I’d driven past those billboards…
Mmmm, cells.
The pro-life ad is fail enough
Your comment is fail enough
Your reply is fail enough ):<
the world is fail enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111eleven!!111!!
On a slightly similar note, I can’t believe you all aren’t voting for the melted candle on vote page 2…
Wow. I have to say, I love bad advertisement fail. Also, is anyone else scared by the fact that the egg wants to get scrambled. Or I am just weird, unusual, pathetic; take your pick.
*adopts mildy bemused tone of a parent explaining a concept to a child*
The egg… is an egg. It has no emotion, no thought, no brain. It is a cell. And you are reading way too much into a Mickey D’s ad.
i can’t speak for an egg, but if i knew i was going to die and had a choice between either my body going to waste (eg being burned or buried) or being eaten, i’d rather be eaten- that’s assuming the eating happens after i die, being eaten alive would be most unsettling
Try organ donation. Much more useful.
can we have your liver?
Over my dead body!
It’s probably not a fail. I’m guessing the peta fanatics are just doint the same thing that churches are doing by stickin Jesus is Watching you signs next to adult toy/book stores.
And as for the egg wanting to get scrambled. I find that to be same kind of weird as a BBQ place in the town where I live has a smiling pig as their mascot, or Piggly Wiggly flyers having smiling pigs in their adds for bacon or ham or whatever.
This image sums up america.
soylent green is PEOPLE!!!
i loves me some McFetuses!
…with jelly?
I <3 fetuses
That just takes pedophilia to a whole new level of creepy.
A tastey level of creepy
i dont get it.
Notice the top sign? Now look at the bottom sign. If babies did come from embryos, then the bottom sign would use undeveloped babies!
you are from the Philippines, am i right? and for your information, balut is very tasty.
the pro-life argument of “what if your mother had aborted you?” always cracks me up- on the one hand, if i were never born, i wouldn’t be around to be bothered about it, would i? and to extend that same argument, what if hitler’s mom had aborted him?
The trouble is, that argument works for killing babies that have been born, too. Before about 18 months you don’t have a proper sense of self yet. So technically, before 18 months, you wouldn’t be bothered about it if you were killed.
i don’t disagree… i have no problem with eating babies either
If someone killed you NOW you wouldn’t really be around to be bothered about it. Not much point having a sense of self when you’re dead I’ve found.
PRO-CHOICE WIN!!!
I want a baby mcmuffin. Bet it tastes like chicken.
What! mcmuffins are breakfast!
that is too funny
lol, the exact..(eggxact) reason I couldn’t eat eggs for about 5 years….i’m good now
OMG! this one was taken in my home town!
I drive by that sign all the time! WHO DID THIS?!?!?!
I’m pro-life, but even I have to say that that advertisement placement was not thought out very well at all.
I dub thee an association FAIL
So THAT’S why mcdonald’s tastes so good…secret baby parts (ingredients)
I always said that babies taste like chicken.
what town was this taken in?
goiboi: thats actually my hometown… superior wisconsin =)
Thanks
How is that town anyways?
Well, goiboi, contrary to its’ name, it is actually inferior to most other places on earth.
Embryos are NOT babies. Go back to school!
Ask a creationist to describe what an embryo is and you’ll get an answer far below the knowledge of an average 5 year old.
wait… you yanks have double bilboards?? wierd.
Rofl
How, exactly, is it possible to end the sentence (fragment, unless it’s an interjection) “What” with an exclamation mark?
I don’t get it.
*gasp* Embryos are babies?! Thank you, mysterious billboard! This will require a whole new line of study!
TO THE NERDCAVE!
400th!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just kiding. 361st!!!!!
win
can i eat that baby?
OMG dudes that is so not nice to say those mean things! Even tho it is funny its not nice to say “Oh I want an EGG-McMuffin with that in it!
Punctuation fail
This should be billboard WIN
thats sickk