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asdf

FIRST
PHOTOSHOPED
FAKE
FAIL

Crossbow

What makes you say it’s fake?

fuzz on the concept

“asdf” is what is known as a troll with a lazy eye where his brain should be.

Nowhereman

with a butt where his brain should be <– Fixed

Lol

with a lazy eye where his butt should be <- Fixed

asdf

OMG… how did you knew all that… are you stalkers???

fuzz on the concept

keyboard stroke analysis, actually

Avis

You can tell that he’s stroking his keyboard?

fuzz on the concept

it’s a guy thing — no pelvis to fix

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
kurt

you failed to write “FIRST!!!!”

shoobeydoobey

you failed to notice why :))

 
 
Sara J

Now THAT, Fuzz, was not me! ;)

fuzz on the concept

That’s not was she said.
HAHAH. :D phurrytail

 
 
 
iseejou

i like mine sunny-side up.

fuzz on the concept

that sounds like a happy meal

Dragonwriter

“Is it in you?”

“Well…not anymore!”

 
 
 
 
Jack

So that’s what they do with aborted fetuses. Now you know.

 
State Your Name

This FAIL sponsored by your friendly neighborhood abortionist.

 
jen

eww….makes me really not want eggs.

Loz

What? The thought of tucking into an infant-burger doesn’t make you salivate?

State Your Name

That’s quite a modest proposal you got there…
*wondering if anyone gets it*

x

You’re not the only one that took 10th grade world history

John Snith

Actually, I didn’t read it until English 11

 
 
Indeed

Ah yes, from the high school reading list. Too bad it never gained popularity

 
AW

Ha! That’s one of my favorite satires.

 
fuzz on the concept

And if she’s Irish, she may have simply repressed the memory.

Loz

I don’t get it! :’( Why does my being Irish have anything to do with it?
Explain :(

TMI Service

Tell me Swiftly, sweet one, do your kin eat their children?

Loz

no? do they? shit… *looks around worriedly*

fuzz on the concept

Here you go, collen:

A Modest Proposal: For Preventing the Children of Poor People in Ireland from Being a Burden to Their Parents or Country, and for Making Them Beneficial to the Publick, commonly referred to as A Modest Proposal, is a satirical essay written and published by Jonathan Swift in 1729. Swift appears to suggest in his essay that the impoverished Irish might ease their economic troubles by selling children as food for rich gentlemen and ladies.
~ Wikipedia

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fuzz on the concept

colleen, i mean, emerald queen

 
Loz

Ahhh I see. Old Mr Swift. It’s all clicking now. I’ve never read that, but I feel obliged to now, seeing as everyone else has…

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Crossbow

You’re pretty swift there.

 
 
 
Becci

The eggs we eat are actually chicken periods, not embryos. That is, they aren’t fertilized, so the body gets rid of them. Don’t eat eggs anyway, they come out of a chicken’s butt, which makes them disgusting, and they’re pretty much the cruelest part of the factory farming industry.

Big G

Almost as disgusting as uptight “chicks” who spell Becky with an “i”.

Lol

It makes her feel like she has some power over something in her life.

fuzz on the concept

your names and comments are vastly superior

Loz

I certainly feel humbled simply reading them.

 
 
 
 
 
 
Kaalaamaazoo

ok i don’t really see the fail.. other th(e/a)n that embryo’s are definitely not baby’s

Loz

than* embryos* babies*
The fail is that the billboards suggest there is a child in your McThing. Get it?

 
 
 
 
fuzz on the concept

I was just thinking of eggzactly the same thing.

fuzz on the concept

Soylent Green is WHAT!>/b>.

fuzz on the concept

Embryos are /b /b /b /babies??!!

fuzz on the concept

(dont’t /b looking at that >/b>
… and dont’t /b looking at dat </d< )

K

Whoa, how did you make that backwards “b”??

fuzz on the concept

Turn around darlin’ … and I’ll write poetry about the moon.

K

Speaking of which, you never answered my previous question…
*fuzz plays right into her hands*

fuzz on the concept

Yes’m, I was a wee and wakeful lad the night they left a perfectly good flag on that astronomical euphemism.

fuzz on the concept

Speaking of the calculations you b doing in your dainty head
right about now, did we ever get cleared up on those DNA tests?

K

DNA? All I remember is something about a baby-soft ass. *the pedobears approach*

K

(Look, we are keeping this thread all to ourselves, selfish bastards.)

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fuzz on the concept

Speaking of bloody bastards, I was remembering something about a paternitybears approach … but if you don’t recall, then I guess I don’t have to be concerned about consanguinity no more … or child support.

 
K

You’re not the father? Is this what you’re telling me?

 
K

Tigers waiting to be tamed, singing
“You-oooo are.”
“You-oooo are.”

 
K

I was around for the moonwalk. The dance.

 
fuzz on the concept

Now that we’ve cleared that up ….
There was one other question you’d asked before, about the image in fuzz’s avatar. This reply was posted earlier, by the TMI Service:
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The image in Fuzz’s avatar icon is an ensō (円相).
It comes from Zen and has a kind of indeterminate meaning.
It can mean the present moment.
It can mean eternity.
It can mean a kind of “zero” that is nothing special,
and it can mean a kind of nothingness that is everything that is.
It is often painted as a reflection of the artist’s state of mind at that moment of his or her living.
It can mean enlightened experience.
It can mean “a circle.”

____
So, Lulu-belle, I think that answers everyt’ing.

 
fuzz on the concept

Well there’s one “final” moon reference that’s yet to come out and be un-unsaid — I re-posted it here a moment ago, but it has yet to self-manifest…
While I wait, I’ll add this to it:
The ensō shape in my avatar can (also) be a representation
of the full moon, which in Zen is a symbol of fully appreciative
enlightened realization.
“Moon-”walking meditation in Zen is called kinhin.

 
K

Excuse me while I adjust my tides.

 
VieuMove

Well my avatar is a “jpeg” (じぺぐ).
It’s been designed for me only by gravatar based on my netname.
Its greenish colour suggests luck.
It can mean whatever you want, depending on your own will and imagination.
.
Haha Now your avatar looks pathetic fuzz.