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PHOTOSHOPED
FAKE
FAIL
What makes you say it’s fake?
“asdf” is what is known as a troll with a lazy eye where his brain should be.
with a butt where his brain should be <– Fixed
with a lazy eye where his butt should be <- Fixed
OMG… how did you knew all that… are you stalkers???
keyboard stroke analysis, actually
You can tell that he’s stroking his keyboard?
it’s a guy thing — no pelvis to fix
HAHAH
phail
you failed to write “FIRST!!!!”
you failed to notice why :))
Now THAT, Fuzz, was not me!
That’s not was she said.
phurrytail
HAHAH.
i like mine sunny-side up.
that sounds like a happy meal
“Is it in you?”
“Well…not anymore!”
I want a baby egg mcmuffin
So that’s what they do with aborted fetuses. Now you know.
This FAIL sponsored by your friendly neighborhood abortionist.
eww….makes me really not want eggs.
What? The thought of tucking into an infant-burger doesn’t make you salivate?
That’s quite a modest proposal you got there…
*wondering if anyone gets it*
You’re not the only one that took 10th grade world history
Actually, I didn’t read it until English 11
Ah yes, from the high school reading list. Too bad it never gained popularity
Ha! That’s one of my favorite satires.
Well done, well done.
…*fails to get it*
You’re too gullivle.
And if she’s Irish, she may have simply repressed the memory.
I don’t get it! :’( Why does my being Irish have anything to do with it?
Explain
Tell me Swiftly, sweet one, do your kin eat their children?
no? do they? shit… *looks around worriedly*
Here you go, collen:
colleen, i mean, emerald queen
Ahhh I see. Old Mr Swift. It’s all clicking now. I’ve never read that, but I feel obliged to now, seeing as everyone else has…
I see wut you did thar!
You’re pretty swift there.
The eggs we eat are actually chicken periods, not embryos. That is, they aren’t fertilized, so the body gets rid of them. Don’t eat eggs anyway, they come out of a chicken’s butt, which makes them disgusting, and they’re pretty much the cruelest part of the factory farming industry.
Almost as disgusting as uptight “chicks” who spell Becky with an “i”.
It makes her feel like she has some power over something in her life.
your names and comments are vastly superior
I certainly feel humbled simply reading them.
ok i don’t really see the fail.. other th(e/a)n that embryo’s are definitely not baby’s
than* embryos* babies*
The fail is that the billboards suggest there is a child in your McThing. Get it?
Ah ok.
Second! rar!
I was just thinking of eggzactly the same thing.
Soylent Green is WHAT!>/b>.
Embryos are /b /b /b /babies??!!
(dont’t /b looking at that >/b>
… and dont’t /b looking at dat </d< )
Whoa, how did you make that backwards “b”??
Turn around darlin’ … and I’ll write poetry about the moon.
Speaking of which, you never answered my previous question…
*fuzz plays right into her hands*
Yes’m, I was a wee and wakeful lad the night they left a perfectly good flag on that astronomical euphemism.
Speaking of the calculations you b doing in your dainty head
right about now, did we ever get cleared up on those DNA tests?
DNA? All I remember is something about a baby-soft ass. *the pedobears approach*
(Look, we are keeping this thread all to ourselves, selfish bastards.)
Speaking of bloody bastards, I was remembering something about a paternitybears approach … but if you don’t recall, then I guess I don’t have to be concerned about consanguinity no more … or child support.
You’re not the father? Is this what you’re telling me?
Tigers waiting to be tamed, singing
“You-oooo are.”
“You-oooo are.”
I was around for the moonwalk. The dance.
Now that we’ve cleared that up ….
There was one other question you’d asked before, about the image in fuzz’s avatar. This reply was posted earlier, by the TMI Service:
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The image in Fuzz’s avatar icon is an ensō (円相).
It comes from Zen and has a kind of indeterminate meaning.
It can mean the present moment.
It can mean eternity.
It can mean a kind of “zero” that is nothing special,
and it can mean a kind of nothingness that is everything that is.
It is often painted as a reflection of the artist’s state of mind at that moment of his or her living.
It can mean enlightened experience.
It can mean “a circle.”
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So, Lulu-belle, I think that answers everyt’ing.
Well there’s one “final” moon reference that’s yet to come out and be un-unsaid — I re-posted it here a moment ago, but it has yet to self-manifest…
While I wait, I’ll add this to it:
The ensō shape in my avatar can (also) be a representation
of the full moon, which in Zen is a symbol of fully appreciative
enlightened realization.
“Moon-”walking meditation in Zen is called kinhin.
Excuse me while I adjust my tides.
Well my avatar is a “jpeg” (じぺぐ).
It’s been designed for me only by gravatar based on my netname.
Its greenish colour suggests luck.
It can mean whatever you want, depending on your own will and imagination.
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Haha Now your avatar looks pathetic fuzz.