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  1. asdf says:

    FIRST
    PHOTOSHOPED
    FAKE
    FAIL

  2. Sara says:

    HAHAH :D phail

  3. iseejou says:

    i like mine sunny-side up.

  4. Me says:

    I want a baby egg mcmuffin

  5. Jack says:

    So that’s what they do with aborted fetuses. Now you know.

  6. State Your Name says:

    This FAIL sponsored by your friendly neighborhood abortionist.

  7. jen says:

    eww….makes me really not want eggs.

  8. Kaalaamaazoo says:

    ok i don’t really see the fail.. other th(e/a)n that embryo’s are definitely not baby’s

  9. Bryan says:

    Second! rar!

  10. fuzz on the concept says:

    I was just thinking of eggzactly the same thing.

    • fuzz on the concept says:

      Soylent Green is WHAT!>/b>.

      • fuzz on the concept says:

        Embryos are /b /b /b /babies??!!

        • fuzz on the concept says:

          (dont’t /b looking at that >/b>
          … and dont’t /b looking at dat </d< )

          • K says:

            Whoa, how did you make that backwards “b”??

            • fuzz on the concept says:

              Turn around darlin’ … and I’ll write poetry about the moon.

              • K says:

                Speaking of which, you never answered my previous question…
                *fuzz plays right into her hands*

                • fuzz on the concept says:

                  Yes’m, I was a wee and wakeful lad the night they left a perfectly good flag on that astronomical euphemism.

                  • fuzz on the concept says:

                    Speaking of the calculations you b doing in your dainty head
                    right about now, did we ever get cleared up on those DNA tests?

                    • K says:

                      DNA? All I remember is something about a baby-soft ass. *the pedobears approach*

                      • K says:

                        (Look, we are keeping this thread all to ourselves, selfish bastards.)

                        • fuzz on the concept says:

                          Speaking of bloody bastards, I was remembering something about a paternitybears approach … but if you don’t recall, then I guess I don’t have to be concerned about consanguinity no more … or child support.

                        • K says:

                          You’re not the father? Is this what you’re telling me?

                        • K says:

                          Tigers waiting to be tamed, singing
                          “You-oooo are.”
                          “You-oooo are.”

                        • K says:

                          I was around for the moonwalk. The dance.

                        • fuzz on the concept says:

                          Now that we’ve cleared that up ….
                          There was one other question you’d asked before, about the image in fuzz’s avatar. This reply was posted earlier, by the TMI Service:
                          ______
                          The image in Fuzz’s avatar icon is an ensō (円相).
                          It comes from Zen and has a kind of indeterminate meaning.
                          It can mean the present moment.
                          It can mean eternity.
                          It can mean a kind of “zero” that is nothing special,
                          and it can mean a kind of nothingness that is everything that is.
                          It is often painted as a reflection of the artist’s state of mind at that moment of his or her living.
                          It can mean enlightened experience.
                          It can mean “a circle.”

                          ____
                          So, Lulu-belle, I think that answers everyt’ing.

                        • fuzz on the concept says:

                          Well there’s one “final” moon reference that’s yet to come out and be un-unsaid — I re-posted it here a moment ago, but it has yet to self-manifest…
                          While I wait, I’ll add this to it:
                          The ensō shape in my avatar can (also) be a representation
                          of the full moon, which in Zen is a symbol of fully appreciative
                          enlightened realization.
                          “Moon-”walking meditation in Zen is called kinhin.

                        • K says:

                          Excuse me while I adjust my tides.

                        • VieuMove says:

                          Well my avatar is a “jpeg” (じぺぐ).
                          It’s been designed for me only by gravatar based on my netname.
                          Its greenish colour suggests luck.
                          It can mean whatever you want, depending on your own will and imagination.
                          .
                          Haha Now your avatar looks pathetic fuzz.

                        • fuzz on the concept says:

                          yeah, well, I can at least take solace in the fact I was able to use use full kanji to explain mine, instead of just little kana.

                        • VieuMove says:

                          Hahaha.
                          Pawned meh >.<”
                          I am damn bad at writing Kanji.
                          Heisig is helping slowly though.

            • dolt says:

              ahhh i love the backwards b joke especially the fact that you need a d to spell backwards b

            • corey says:

              EPIC FAIL it’s a D

  11. gary says:

    hahaha. McWin

  12. You could call this eggcellent product placement, if you’re the kind of person who doesn’t get punched in the face enough.

  13. GHouck says:

    Rickson by armbar

  14. Alex-X-x says:

    just to see an M, is a FAIL already.

  15. Bo says:

    I still agree with George Carlin: They want life babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.
    I don’t like abortionists and pro-life lunatics

    • chez says:

      nut jobs from either side are equal amounts of fail. how about pro-life extremists just not get abortions and pro-choice extremists respect people’s choice to disapprove of the practice.

      • BGurl says:

        I know, right? It’s like extremists who are against killing kindergartners that displease their parents. Some of these kids can’t even hold their safety-scissors right. I say, those disapproving nut jobs should just keep their stupid toddlers alive, and the ones who want to wait a few years to abort their fetuses should respect people’s choice to disapprove.

      • ma.belle.fluer says:

        I would just like to point out that most pro-choicers aren’t for abortion anyway.
        They just agree that women have a right to choose what to do with their own bodies.
        I would never get an abortion and I really am against them, but if a woman wants
        to make that choice to have one, then she has every right to do so and will have to
        live with the choice she made.
        But yes there are ridiculous extremists on both sides that should stfu and gtfo.

        • dolt says:

          yes but the kid has more of a right to decide to live or not and seeing how they can’t ask a foetus they are going to have to wait a year or two

    • Avis says:

      Pro-lifers also tend to be pro-death-penalty.
      I did once tell a pro-life protester that since HE did not have a uterus, he should damn well stay out of mine. I was just walking past and had to push a few buttons.

  16. Loz says:

    ‘Prolife Across America’ need to hire a new advertising agent. What an ugly billboard, not to mention the bad grammar and the barely visible “Heartbeat 18 days”.

  17. Akis says:

    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. RogueThree says:

    What’s the fail in this? I see nothing wrong with suggesting you should eat fetuses…

  19. Zar says:

    ALRIGHT!!!
    i NEVER get on the messages!
    now i’m a man!

    • K says:

      Keep those rocket pubes under control, sonny.

      • fuzz on the concept says:

        ♫ And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
        Till touch down brings him round again to find
        He’s not the man he thinks he is at all
        Oh no no no …
        Rocket man burning up his pubes out here alone … ♪

        • Zar says:

          why would i burn them?!
          i’ve only just earned them today!
          i’ll wait till at least 9am, thats when im gunna be high………..as a kite

  20. Larwick says:

    Prolife lol.

  21. Zar says:

    WHAT WHAT?!

    in the butt

  22. Bo says:

    It looks like an advertisement for babyfood or something, don’t you think?

  23. Bo says:

    I did not mean babyfood in a funny way, guys. Being serious fail. But you get my point?

  24. rick spangle says:

    supersize that baby!

  25. random comment says:

    We’re lovin’ it…

  26. Morii says:

    As Fat Bastard once said, “I eat babies!”

  27. chez says:

    species bias exposure WIN!!

  28. Hat says:

    Do they really have adverts like that in America? It seems a bit weird…

  29. Big G says:

    New at Mickey D’s… Soylent Green! Now with more babies!

  30. Alex-X-x says:

    every egg’s dream: WHAT! Maybe it has some philosophical sence of dreaming?

  31. K says:

    Maybe this is a new way for immigrants to cross the border. In McSandwiches.

  32. twiggles says:

    Looks more like win to me.

    • Feit C Taj says:

      Depends on how the bboards went up.

      If the McD’s went up first, it’s a FAIL.

      If the “Pro-Life” went up first, it’s more of a PWN.

  33. Avis says:

    How come they never use pictures of screaming, crying babies for these things? A happy baby is cute, sure, but not really truthful.

  34. Miss Expatria says:

    The best part of that first sign is the WHAT! I’m going to start adding that now to everything. WHAT!

    • Loz says:

      It irritates me that they left out the question mark. I can’t look at it without vomiting a little in my mouth.
      *voms*

      • Dragonwriter says:

        Nooo…it must be the Old English “whæt”, which is a declarative. It means, listen!” or “So!” You know, it’s an attention-getter. Haven’t you read “Beowulf”??

        • Loz says:

          Beowulf made me want to vomit as well. Haha.
          If you’re sure it’s referring to “whæt”, I’ll believe you. That makes me feel a bit better. *burp*

  35. Decepticon says:

    You kill more when you blow your nose than when you have an abortion, pro-life idiots should concentrate on the living rather than the non-existent.

    • K says:

      Don’t get your panties in a knot over failblog, sunshine.

    • callista says:

      That’s the thing, they don’t think they’re ‘non-existent’. What’s ironic is, both sides care about people’s rights; they just disagree on the definition of “people”.

  36. Michael says:

    Could also be a fail cause embryos AREN’T babies o.- Prolife = Antichoice

  37. GOAL! says:

    Is that where “my eggo is preggo” came from?

  38. someone says:

    Eggs have a mind of their own? Holy shit!

  39. Senior Hotdog says:

    im awesome:)

  40. rentfanatic says:

    HOLY SHIT I’ve driven past that billboard everyday and I never made the connection before!!!! I even drove past it today like four times! Wow have to be more observant.

  41. Dexaan says:

    Mmmm, cells.

  42. Popcorn says:

    The pro-life ad is fail enough :P

  43. K says:

    On a slightly similar note, I can’t believe you all aren’t voting for the melted candle on vote page 2…

  44. Just Wondering says:

    Wow. I have to say, I love bad advertisement fail. Also, is anyone else scared by the fact that the egg wants to get scrambled. Or I am just weird, unusual, pathetic; take your pick.

    • Shadow says:

      *adopts mildy bemused tone of a parent explaining a concept to a child*
      The egg… is an egg. It has no emotion, no thought, no brain. It is a cell. And you are reading way too much into a Mickey D’s ad.

    • Malfeasant says:

      i can’t speak for an egg, but if i knew i was going to die and had a choice between either my body going to waste (eg being burned or buried) or being eaten, i’d rather be eaten- that’s assuming the eating happens after i die, being eaten alive would be most unsettling

    • Kurt says:

      It’s probably not a fail. I’m guessing the peta fanatics are just doint the same thing that churches are doing by stickin Jesus is Watching you signs next to adult toy/book stores.
      And as for the egg wanting to get scrambled. I find that to be same kind of weird as a BBQ place in the town where I live has a smiling pig as their mascot, or Piggly Wiggly flyers having smiling pigs in their adds for bacon or ham or whatever.

  45. Mephiles says:

    This image sums up america.

  46. Darling says:

    soylent green is PEOPLE!!!

  47. no says:

    i loves me some McFetuses!

  48. no says:

    …with jelly?

  49. K says:

    I <3 fetuses

  50. Weaaz says:

    i dont get it.

    • kinker says:

      Notice the top sign? Now look at the bottom sign. If babies did come from embryos, then the bottom sign would use undeveloped babies!

  51. haha. says:

    you are from the Philippines, am i right? and for your information, balut is very tasty. :)

  52. Malfeasant says:

    the pro-life argument of “what if your mother had aborted you?” always cracks me up- on the one hand, if i were never born, i wouldn’t be around to be bothered about it, would i? and to extend that same argument, what if hitler’s mom had aborted him?

    • callista says:

      The trouble is, that argument works for killing babies that have been born, too. Before about 18 months you don’t have a proper sense of self yet. So technically, before 18 months, you wouldn’t be bothered about it if you were killed.

  53. Sinthe says:

    PRO-CHOICE WIN!!!

  54. Thallia says:

    I want a baby mcmuffin. Bet it tastes like chicken.

  55. LightDisciple says:

    What! mcmuffins are breakfast!

  56. FI says:

    that is too funny

  57. abstract says:

    lol, the exact..(eggxact) reason I couldn’t eat eggs for about 5 years….i’m good now

  58. Garrett V. says:

    OMG! this one was taken in my home town!
    I drive by that sign all the time! WHO DID THIS?!?!?!

  59. Jared says:

    I’m pro-life, but even I have to say that that advertisement placement was not thought out very well at all.

    I dub thee an association FAIL

  60. Guess Again says:

    So THAT’S why mcdonald’s tastes so good…secret baby parts (ingredients)
    I always said that babies taste like chicken.

  61. goiboi says:

    what town was this taken in?

  62. flateric says:

    goiboi: thats actually my hometown… superior wisconsin =)

  63. Garrett V. says:

    Well, goiboi, contrary to its’ name, it is actually inferior to most other places on earth.

  64. jenni says:

    Embryos are NOT babies. Go back to school!

    Ask a creationist to describe what an embryo is and you’ll get an answer far below the knowledge of an average 5 year old.

  65. Orange Crush says:

    wait… you yanks have double bilboards?? wierd.

  66. Trebawa says:

    How, exactly, is it possible to end the sentence (fragment, unless it’s an interjection) “What” with an exclamation mark?

  67. Big MOO says:

    I don’t get it.

  68. TheMuffin says:

    *gasp* Embryos are babies?! Thank you, mysterious billboard! This will require a whole new line of study!
    TO THE NERDCAVE!

  69. gipytipylipyjipynipy says:

    400th!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  70. bob says:

    can i eat that baby?

  71. Natalie says:

    OMG dudes that is so not nice to say those mean things! Even tho it is funny its not nice to say “Oh I want an EGG-McMuffin with that in it!

  72. Erik says:

    Punctuation fail

  73. Señor says:

    This should be billboard WIN


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