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[Witty Joke Here]
Though I do like how it’s printed out, highlighted, -then- scanned in to post on the internet
Yeah, someone went to a lot of effort for this fail. Bravo I say!
Self-caught fail. Just saw the URL at the top.
What makes you think that’s its printed out en then highlighted. Every heard of things like photoshop or paint? And somebody with one of those pentablet thingies, it could have been digitally highlighted for all you know. Unless you did this your self and entered it under a false name. hmm. Will we ever know the truth?
Jewstie, you are trying too hard. Chill out.
Stop caring about stuff, you’re making me less apathetic.
Certainly we know that you’ve heard of them – since you’re one of the ones who screams photoshop at every other post… which is at least amusing when we catch you doing it for the ones we can prove to be real.
the funniest things after the real funny pictures or videos (only the real funny) are the comments, so don’t complain about pictures that might be photoshopped^^
I posted this… found it during a really boring class. made me do a double take!
I thought it was funny enough that I printed it off and then highlighted it so when I handed it to my friends to also laugh at, they could easily find the funny part. then later I found failblog and scanned it and sent it.
I know, it’s a lot of effort, but it was damn funny
These aren’t merely a bag of various size infant girls – Chick Norris is said to be against abortions, but for for killing babies… Think about it.
chuck norris’ wife?
ok well I am confused by the burn of the week. Is it based on comments?
*Laughs at said “Witty Comment”
*Laughs at people who don’t use reply
*Laughs at people that do use reply
*Laughs at idiots that laugh at things
Just laughs at everything after eating brownies.
*Laughs at irony of statement
laughs at all you failers
How convenient! It’s very rare that you actually find pre-packaged infant girls.
Perhaps by pre-packaged, you mean still in the uterus?
Well I guess that could work, if you tied the two fallopian tubes together you could fashion quite a handy handle. Porta-foetus.
So I guess we’re talking about triplets or quadruplets here… since they’re all in the same bag….
Must be. It’s annoying that the seller didn’t specify how many infant girls there are in the ‘bag’. But I guess if they’re free, one can’t complain!
Yes, but if you don’t know the number of girls, how can you obtain the proportionally correct number of cups?
they’re INFANTS! you, fine sir, disgust me!
I have to come clean here…I didn’t get that the “2 girls, 1 cup” thing had a sexual connotation…I just assumed it was just some delightfully silly nonsense. So assumption FAIL or sexual knowledge FAIL on my part I suppose.
a poke in a uterus becomes a baby in bag
( srsly :[ )
( you poke free stuff you pay for free baby )
Just ask my husband.
Do not laugh. We are serious.
What a rip off. You’re pretty much just paying for the packaging.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush…
Or is it a hand in the bird is worth whatever you paid for that slightly used rubber mitten?
Minimal stains? Ew! I’ll take the bird!
“A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush…”
I would say that a bird in the bush is worth way more then two in the hand.
A Bush in The Birds is worth two in the band.
[/whoselineisitanywayquote]
Did China post this ad? I hear they have lots of leftover infant girls.
China’s actally solved that problem already–they just change the dates on the birth certificates, and what was once unwanted offspring is now an Olympic gymnastics team!
Or they send them to their restaurants where they cook them along with the neighborhood dogs and cats. Or frogs. Or whatever else they can find.
Oh no we have a political commenter on our hands… quick, someone call Bush!
I find the “chunks of concrete” to be nearly as funny.
You can’t go wrong with some chunks of concrete and a tractor tyre. Endless fun!
add a bag of babygirls and you’ve got a real party!
not forgetting a pink rubber fist as well.
slightly used!
I think im gonna need that free toilet…
If you’re gonna puke, go do it in one of those “free items” near the bottom.
yeah, we wouldn’t want spew driping down the lawnmower [with bag!!!!] or the chunks of concrete.. eeewwwee!
just roll your wheelchair down the stairs, the toilets are down there.
Mind the alligator though.
On a side note, what’s an electronic ballast? I thought ballast was weight you put at the bottom of a ship to balance it…
An electronic ballast is a type of transformer used in flor… damn it, brb…
… fluorescent lighting fixtures.
The sad thing is is that Vagabond’s witty comment is funnier than most witty comments made on this site.
Man, I was after some concrete chunks
they do make for some good eatin
Goron City speciality!
wonder how many people actually get that, lol.
haha, i was wondering the same thing…
Yeah. Real champagne comedy guys.
I didn’t get the joke, I was too busy cutting grass with my sword and smashing vases to find shiny rupees.
I fail to comprehend the transaction that has taken place.
And here I am, trying to grow my own infant, dealing with morning sickness and sore hips… when all this time, I could have had BAGS of infant girls for FREE!
DAMN!
Yeah, but there must be something wrong with them… I usually pay top dollar for infant girls. Especially by the bag!
Good point, Brandon… are these cone-headed babies we’re talking about?
Maybe they’re discount because they’re jaundiced.
No, those are EXTREMELY rare and are collectors’ items… no way they’re in the ‘free’ category unless the owners don’t know what they’ve got.
Could be… my friend once got a vintage Taylor guitar at an old woman’s garage sale for fifty dollars.
Are these infant girls “irregulars”? Are these the ones that have a third arm, or one eye, or no bootyholes? I got a great deal once on irregular bras that had three cups…
I wouldn’t think an extra arm would be discounted… it’s kinda like the bras, in case one fails, you’ve got a spare!
Yeah, the last thing you need is for your infant girl’s arm to break.
but if you’re an affluent massachusetts couple, you can just blame it on the nanny
all that glitters is not gary!
Run, infant girls! RUN!
LOL.
Oh but I want to disagree with this fail… its not just the “bag of infant girls” Its the entire listing! lol
“Chunks of concrete” and “Free Stuff!” Make it even more funny… what is this the Redneck Penny Saver magazine? xD
craig’s list…….it is a funny place
Modest Proposal WIN
Goes without saying they should be eaten with the “unbelieveable” stuff that ain’t butter, from a few days ago.
Forget the infants, I want the FREE PLAYER PIANO
I’m trying to work out what that could be…
seriously?
Just a guess – the free player piano may be a player piano, for free. Just a guess, though.
you think all the infants can fit into the white basset crib grove city is getting rid of? cuz im kinda looking for a packaged deal…
Given proper grooming and education, these girls may grow up to be bag ladies.
By proper grooming and education, you mean a complete and utter lack thereof?
When I return, I shall be a cabin MAN!
?
*wishes the real Sara J would come back*
Ooh sweet a tractor tire and chunks of concrete! These are just the things I need to complete my redneck garden. I think the tire will go nicely next to the bud light mailbox
Don’t forget to plant some flowers in an old toilet bowl.
I think you can upgrade your mailbox at BJ’s, they have a new range of Heineken ones.
So this is where China’s unwanted girls are ending up. Craigslist!
Hey, it’s better than on the side of a mountain.
I doubt they’re China’s unwanted girls. Those end up eaten for dinner.
DAMNIT LOLZ…….you beat me to it.
Cheers
It’s Loz! Sorry I was too quick for you, maybe next time
Well then double fail on me.
Oh, the shame.
It’s okay, Good… two fails make a win!
I just realized-we have no firsts!
(Waits for onslaught of firsts)
Anyway, I thought the “free stuff!” thing at the bottom was funny.
BRAN MUFFIN!
*Onslaught of fists*
*onslaught of nests*
An onslaught of nests would probably be more painful than the fists!
Do asse’s nest?
We do now!
*nest nest nest*
Well now I’m confused. I wiki’d asse to see if they do nest, and I found that Asse is a municipal federation in Germany.
I see that whoever it was that first called me an asse really DID mean it as an insult!
*delayed hurt feelings* *lip quiver*
*cuddles*
*pats head*
What an insensitive basse-tard. Perhaps he was using it as a noun to mean ’someone from Asse’, and maybe the Asse-folk are really nice, polite, attractive people. So it was probably a compliment after all
Loz
Slightly used.
Minimal stains.
Oh Geez, this is a pedophiles dream!!!! * Barf *
Someone’s just giving away a personality trait? And a toilet with it? What an offer!
Dear Fuzz, Loz, Dragon, or Talons,
How do I change my avatar to one of my choosing, like you have done?
Thanks,
Sara J
Dearest Sara,
A simple trip to gravatar.com and you shall have the avatar of your choosing!
Enjoy, and choose wisely.
Loz
Dear Loz,
Thank you ever so kindly for your most helpful information!
Thinking carefully about what my gravatar shall be,
Sara J
offtopic.
Dear Sara J,
I am ever so glad to have been of service. I look forward to the unveiling.
I feel like WilliamCA with all this signing off. In fact, I’m starting to enjoy it.
Loz
Testing… testing… one… two… homicidal rage, homicidal rage… I am filled with homicidal rage… for my wife.
*hides*
Hmm…
*is suspicious*
Unless our well-bred friend has a new account with a new email, this
Sara J is an impostor!
(Not that you aren’t a lovely person, but the original Sara J’s
comments on other threads are still next to her own lovely lilac icon,
and yours was pinky-red before you changed it)
I call sionnachuighims!!
Ah, my dear Dragon. Thank you for keeping an eye out for impostors who would sully my good name. I merely tired of my lilac icon, and wanted to try for a more bright and cheery one, so I inputted a new email address. Then I realized I could have whatever icon I wanted, so I signed up with gravatar.
If you need further proof, here are facts only the REAL Sara J would know: I constantly pee my pants, and am a fox-like animal from South Africa, prized for my fur. Do you believe me now?
I’ll be in my bunk.
YAY!!!
I was very confuzzled.
*looks around for fuzz*
*doesn’t see him*
And now I am not!
Sara is just one of those people who have been blessed by having two email accounts.
Or maybe this IS a shenanigan-er.
I have been known to pull a shenanigan or two in my time… but this is not one of them.
Don’t get thrown off when my asse icon decides to show up. Why’s it taking so long? It’s a cute little asse.
Ah, there we go! Now I’m officially an asse.
*is also, and also has been, suspicious*
This is not my beautiful-witted playing fox.
See…that thought crossed my mind as well….
But, on the plus side, I’m confuzzled again!
where did we first get a room in loving kindness, Mrs. J (if J really does stand for your last name)?
That’s like asking when the first time was I e’er viewed a beautiful sunset… or the majesty of a waterfall…
And J really does stand for my MIDDLE name.
*hopes to be believed*
Same as it ever was, Fuzz.
*laments the suspicion*
you didnt’t answer the questions
I didnt’t? Oh dear. I was pouring myself a tall glass of salty ball juice and must have missed them.
This is easy enough to prove.
Post something with your other email…the one with the lilac icon.
*waits…*
The email I signed up for gravatar with was the same email as my lilac icon… let me sign in over there and see if I can remove the fox icon and return to my old lilac shenanigans… this should take a moment…
j’accuse
Sionnachuighims indeed, my friend.
Testing… testing… am I lilac?
Hmm, still foxy. Let’s check and see if email #2 will do the trick…
curiouser and curiouser
Ah, there we go. Does this ease your suspicions?
Ok…I actually went and checked. That IS Sara’s original icon.
*HUGS SARA!*
So sorry, sweets…you really just didn’t seem to be yourself.
…
Have I lost my touch?
Touché.
Perhaps I shall retire from failbloggery.
Vindication, where is thy balm?
And in answer to your previous question, Fuzz, which I at first could not recall the answer to, I do believe the first time we roomed was in… Cambodia. Because the only wat in the world is located there.
These anonymous-mostly communication sites can entail interpersonal weirdnesses with a surprising quickness. I suspect our suspicions actually reflect of how dear you are to us. I know your incisive touch does incite and touch me.
Ah, the incision in my heart is mended. If all parties are satisfied, I shall return to my foxy self…
And enlightenment is at hand.
We metta again, Mrs. C.
Well met.
Ummm…if a post of mine pops up any time soon with Sara’s lilac icon on it…just ignore it. I did a copy-and-paste with a new email to see if it could be done.
But if Fuzz is satisfied (and I DO like it when he’s satisfied!), that’s good enough for me!
*smoooooooooooch!*
Dammit. And now there will be two because I forgot to change my email back!
(this post will make sense with my other posts eventually show up)
The multiple emails can get confusing, as we have witnessed numerous times today. If only Frank were here to explain it all to us… but I do believe he’s somewhere inaccessible at the moment.
And for future reference, if there is ever a post with the name saharagree or Mrs. Sara, be assured that it is indeed your dear foxy friend Sara J.
*smacks self*
WHEN! WHEN my other posts show up!!
Gawd…I’m so discombobulated. Up is down and right is left and in is out and…and…and now I feel a tad warm….
*green. saharagreen. damnit.
It seems to be a rough day for us all! Is it a full moon? Perhaps it is the presence of a bold asse that is confusing things.
Did someone call for a bald-faced asse?
Damnit! Where is my fox avatar? I need a nap.
Twat did you say?
how is it that you have a wife… AND a husband…?
I tried to post a link to the video I was quoting regarding homicidal rage, but the comment never came up. Go to Youtube, do a search for “sound check guy” and watch the one done by Harvard Sailing Team. You’ll see what I was driving at.
Fail pictures used to be funny. Is it seriously getting to the point where people are just posting ANYTHING? Really scrapping the bottom of the barrel with this one.
Plus, comments are starting to become unfunny.
comments are becoming pathetic. The lack of effort is what’s really missing. Fail blog has gone from funny to ‘who can be the biggest attention wh0re’. “First”, “second”, “third”,,, those are the most common posts. Pathetic
Don’t scrap the bottom of the barrel! That’s the most important part!
whiskey barrel!!!!
thank you for your wonderful example backing up my comment on “pathetic comments that aren’t funny”
That was just my little way of correcting your spelling error. All in a day’s work!
Loz! You increased by 27!
(and don’t mind the humor-impaired trolls with their inflated sense of entitlement…I think you’re HIGH-larious)
perhaps I should capitalise though… *tries*
*applauds*
the person offering the bag of infant girls seems to be the same as the person offering junior woman’s clothes. the only explanation? cereal killer with a human doll collection.
Quick everyone, lock up your Cheerios!
LOL!!!!!!! subtlety win for loz
Captain Crunch, commence barrage on Marysville!
Lol, that’s a Burn of the Week for me.
i have to agree.
Indeed.
is it wrong that i aspire to one day be the first commneter?
:’(
That is so tragic. I feel your pain. *comforts*
Meh. It’s not so grate, ackshully. Feel awfully lonely out there, your one little post sitting all by itself…
Hold me…??
It’s true… and if that wasn’t bad enough, then people come and berate you for either SAYING first, or NOT saying first. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.
I value you for your foxlike fur!
Thank you!
*nuzzles with foxlike snout*
did I just witness…BEASTIAL ACTS!?
I don’ have a foxlike snout. BUT I DO HAVE A SNOUT like fox.
Her name is ANgelique. and She’s really tall.
90First!
wait a minute…FREEE CHUNKS OF CONCRETE!
I LOVE THAT STUFF!
oh CHunks of CONCRETE! you are my only friend.
I want to take you home and make you watch as I open my bag of various sized infant girls.
Buying in bulk WIN!
Speaking of inappropriate free items, look what someone’s giving away on my local Freecycle site!
Offer: Female contraceptives
Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:33 am (PDT)
i have a bag of ;
7 vaginal Contraceptive sponges
1 box of vaginal Contraceptive foam
1 vaginal Contraceptives film
2 candy love rings
1 bottle of inti-mist
all are over the counter (no Rx and they dont expire for a long time)
***
Um, thanks, but I’m not sure I want your left over contraceptives!
well I do! sighn me up! i need vaginal contraceptive sponges for my …EXPERIMENTS
ok ok, you got me. I’m just going to use them to masturbate.
which is like an expiriment. Because you never know what’s gunna come out of there, beads? chilli? blood? motor oil?
it’s like every day is pinata
Is that why you keep slapping it?
no I keep slapping it because IT NEEDS TO LEARN A LESSON
Is a pinata*
Grammar Fail.
GRAMER WIN!
I am free from using such menial terms as “a” so EAT IT slaves!
you’re slaves to grammer!
be free!
What win?
Win 98 of course!
GRAMER win. Pay attention, Avis! It’s kind of like a Kramer win, but with a different starting letter.
*snert*
oh so I forgot an “M”
“Forgot an M FAIL!”
ASTERBATION FAIL!
Okay, I’m not even going to touch that one.
AYE, me neither
I will touch it again for good measure than.
every day is Tuesday- you wouldn’t say “EVERY day is A tuesday.”
I talk like cave man!
ps. why is it still TUESDAY- this week is soooo longgg
A pet peeve of mine is when Americans leave out the preposition ‘on’ and say “I’ll see you Monday” instead of “I’ll see you ON Monday”. It makes my ears bleed.
You keep spelling ‘grammar’ wrong.
…Stop it.
well I guess you figured out what the word was- so why should I spell it right?
IS MERIUM WEBSTER PAYING YOU!?
SHE IS?!
that whore?! how do I get my hands on that WEBSTERS MONEY!?
Dude, lay off the coffee for a bit.
Because it saddens me when it gets spelled wrong?
Erm, of course not… *nervous laugh*
>_>
<_<
*runs*
Not you, I was talking to Dork.
Jeez, I can’t believe you that I was talking to you. What a dork.
You thought that*
>.<
well sorry for making you sad, and running away!
but oh wait no I’m not.
I have no morals! hooray!
Who is this Merium Webster?
Spelling Fail: “Merriam”
Gender Assumption Fail: Charles Merriam
Person’s Name Assumption Fail: Charles Merriam and Noah Webster
Shall I go on?
no. cease breathing.
A free sample form babiesovernight.com possibly?
Is this still available i wonder???
I’ve got a whole gallon of baby-sauce and you are ALL invited!
yum!
I LOVE BABY SAUCE!
Do you have hot mustard?
Is it ho-made baby sauce?
well My grandma made it so…YES!
she slept with ABE LINCOLN!
Dork, shut up.
that was not a good reply! you and meriumwebster shall never silence the dorks of this universe. Or the next!
You must look like abe
or C.W.?
Almost everything in this screen shot is a fail. Free concrete? Ok… random, but whatever. You know what really throws me off? What’s a free player piano? Is it a kind of piano or a piano that likes to get it on with lots of other pianos?
I’m not a player, I just crush a lot.
where’s all the playa hater pianos at! WOOO!
They’re at the end of your sentence, hating on your prepositional phrase! WOOO!
I was sentenced?!
do I get last meal?
Beg your pardon?
canIhazlastmeal?
*sigh*
a sigh is not a last meal!
FEED ME FEEEDDD THE BABY!
Wait a minute! I think there is an important item to supplement the “baby bag,” and it is on the list – “Free lawnmower with bag.” Good Lawd, I didn’t know th infants came with an accessory!
A player piano is an old piano that didn’t need a pianist. It would read a special type of “music” that told it which keys to press- you would actually see the keys moving while it was playing. Nowadays you’d just pop in a cd or something, so player pianos aren’t used anymore.
Just FYI.
woo!- imean canihazlastmeal?
ha ha win!
I would like two infant girls, but I do not wish a high-risk, diabetic pregnancy. THANK YOU, CRAIGSLIST!!!
the real fail is chunks of concrete
I don’t think the guy from Reynoldsburg fully grasps the concept of the advertisement.
But will he grasp me?
Well he said “Free items”, don’t know what TYPE of items they may be
You all fail for not asking the most important question: does the bag of infant girls come with a bag of cups that has half as many cups in it as the other bag has girls?
You fail for saying we all fail, when obviously, you’re a moron.
Well, at least I’m not a Dork.
This is true.
John Edwards found a way to get of those extra babies.
John Edwards found a way to get RID of those extra babies.
Rude Jackass found a way to not get rid of that RID again.
This is relavent to my interests…
Just when i thought my damn city couldnt get any worse…
gimme one now i wanna pay for it!
gimme one now i wanna pay for it!
Free concrete too!??! this is great!!
ugh, don’t buy the bag of infant girls, the taste much better when they’re bottled.