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[Witty Joke Here]
Though I do like how it’s printed out, highlighted, -then- scanned in to post on the internet
Yeah, someone went to a lot of effort for this fail. Bravo I say!
Self-caught fail. Just saw the URL at the top.
What makes you think that’s its printed out en then highlighted. Every heard of things like photoshop or paint? And somebody with one of those pentablet thingies, it could have been digitally highlighted for all you know. Unless you did this your self and entered it under a false name. hmm. Will we ever know the truth?
Jewstie, you are trying too hard. Chill out.
Stop caring about stuff, you’re making me less apathetic.
Certainly we know that you’ve heard of them - since you’re one of the ones who screams photoshop at every other post… which is at least amusing when we catch you doing it for the ones we can prove to be real.
These aren’t merely a bag of various size infant girls - Chick Norris is said to be against abortions, but for for killing babies… Think about it.
*Laughs at said “Witty Comment”
*Laughs at people who don’t use reply
How convenient! It’s very rare that you actually find pre-packaged infant girls.
Perhaps by pre-packaged, you mean still in the uterus?
Well I guess that could work, if you tied the two fallopian tubes together you could fashion quite a handy handle. Porta-foetus.
So I guess we’re talking about triplets or quadruplets here… since they’re all in the same bag….
Must be. It’s annoying that the seller didn’t specify how many infant girls there are in the ‘bag’. But I guess if they’re free, one can’t complain!
a poke in a uterus becomes a baby in bag
( srsly :[ )
( you poke free stuff you pay for free baby )
Just ask my husband.
Do not laugh. We are serious.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush…
Or is it a hand in the bird is worth whatever you paid for that slightly used rubber mitten?
Minimal stains? Ew! I’ll take the bird!
“A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush…”
I would say that a bird in the bush is worth way more then two in the hand.
A Bush in The Birds is worth two in the band.
[/whoselineisitanywayquote]
Did China post this ad? I hear they have lots of leftover infant girls.
I find the “chunks of concrete” to be nearly as funny.
You can’t go wrong with some chunks of concrete and a tractor tyre. Endless fun!
add a bag of babygirls and you’ve got a real party!
not forgetting a pink rubber fist as well.
slightly used!
I think im gonna need that free toilet…
If you’re gonna puke, go do it in one of those “free items” near the bottom.
yeah, we wouldn’t want spew driping down the lawnmower [with bag!!!!] or the chunks of concrete.. eeewwwee!
The sad thing is is that Vagabond’s witty comment is funnier than most witty comments made on this site.
Man, I was after some concrete chunks
they do make for some good eatin
Goron City speciality!
wonder how many people actually get that, lol.
haha, i was wondering the same thing…
Yeah. Real champagne comedy guys.
And here I am, trying to grow my own infant, dealing with morning sickness and sore hips… when all this time, I could have had BAGS of infant girls for FREE!
DAMN!
Yeah, but there must be something wrong with them… I usually pay top dollar for infant girls. Especially by the bag!
Good point, Brandon… are these cone-headed babies we’re talking about?
Maybe they’re discount because they’re jaundiced.
No, those are EXTREMELY rare and are collectors’ items… no way they’re in the ‘free’ category unless the owners don’t know what they’ve got.
Could be… my friend once got a vintage Taylor guitar at an old woman’s garage sale for fifty dollars.
Are these infant girls “irregulars”? Are these the ones that have a third arm, or one eye, or no bootyholes? I got a great deal once on irregular bras that had three cups…
I wouldn’t think an extra arm would be discounted… it’s kinda like the bras, in case one fails, you’ve got a spare!
Yeah, the last thing you need is for your infant girl’s arm to break.
all that glitters is not gary!
Run, infant girls! RUN!
LOL.
Oh but I want to disagree with this fail… its not just the “bag of infant girls” Its the entire listing! lol
“Chunks of concrete” and “Free Stuff!” Make it even more funny… what is this the Redneck Penny Saver magazine? xD
craig’s list…….it is a funny place
Modest Proposal WIN
Goes without saying they should be eaten with the “unbelieveable” stuff that ain’t butter, from a few days ago.
Forget the infants, I want the FREE PLAYER PIANO
I’m trying to work out what that could be…
seriously?
you think all the infants can fit into the white basset crib grove city is getting rid of? cuz im kinda looking for a packaged deal…
Given proper grooming and education, these girls may grow up to be bag ladies.
By proper grooming and education, you mean a complete and utter lack thereof?
When I return, I shall be a cabin MAN!
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*wishes the real Sara J would come back*