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  1. FarmerJohn says:

    FIRST!!

  2. Dragonwriter says:

    “Not for children under 18″

  3. Shadow says:

    Is pierced by sharp pencils… 8-O

    *pop*

  4. Avis says:

    For full coverage.

  5. noodles says:

    looks more like an asian condom

    • you says:

      I didn’t know that asian condoms have a testicle pouch.

      • RedWhiteAndBoom says:

        it’s total overkill

        • Dork says:

          I dunno- my testicles tend to bleed and ooze sperm- and when I make love, how rarely it is- I usually leak my balls into the hookers ass.

          • Dork says:

            she doesn’t mind of course- you see she’s no longer breathing by then.

            • Dragonwriter says:

              Dork, I rarely speak this plainly, but this seems like a good moment for it.

              You are not funny.
              You are not clever.
              You are not smart.

              You are offensive. Why don’t you just fück off?

              Don’t bother replying. I won’t be coming back to check.

              • Dork says:

                oh snap!
                she’ gunna get a dragon after me!

                I beg of thee your forgiveness oh Dragon Master!
                please don’t smote me with thine dragon’s fire!

                I tried fooking off? but it’s not working. Get back to me in an hour or so?

              • raelalt says:

                And not even shockingly offensive. More like a maggoty chunk of
                raw hamburger that has been left out in the desert heat for a week
                or so and has sprouted growths that are not identifiable by any
                observational means. So please crawl back under whatever slime
                coated rock you slithered out from under and go back to playing
                with whatever that excuse you have for genitalia is.

                • Dork says:

                  I can do both at the same time!
                  I have only one genitalia- that’s the beauty of it

                  Also- THIS CITY NEEDS A BETTER CLASS OF CRIMINAL- AND I’m GUNNA GIVE EM WHAT THEY BEEN ASKING FOR!

                  You live for the chance to berate me!

                  • Dorks parents says:

                    please please forgive us!!! and please forgive our little dorks inability to accurately quote from the biggest movie of the year – “this city deserves a better class of criminal, and i’m gonna give it to ‘em”

  6. Lolicon says:

    8TH!

  7. Sara J says:

    I’d hate to fall victim to this sort of prank.

  8. Kryptofacist says:

    I’ll take 10!

  9. RogueThree says:

    I know quite a few people who’d pay four bucks for a penis balloon…

  10. Shopped!!! says:

    So if he’s holding it with both hands, how is he taking the picture?

  11. LightDisciple says:

    Now, get your free rubber fist with any purchase!!!
    *only slightly used.

  12. rick spangle says:

    Will they take a deposit?

  13. chez says:

    balloon penetration…. sounds somehow…. unsatisfying…..

  14. Keith says:

    How about “fat, stubby thumbs fail”? It appears that the person who is holding the package thinks the balloon looks phallic, but really it just looks like the portly thumbs holding the package.

  15. Laurent says:

    For anybody who does not understand what this balloon is : it’s a magic trick. A balnoon you can pierce (penetrate) with (provided ?) pencils.
    You licentious !

  16. Standards are getting lower around here.

  17. cabbage says:

    Don’t buy this product. In my experience a balloon, no matter how well inflated, is simply not rigid enough to penetrate anything of interest. At least not unless you use an insane quantity of lubrication and pre-stretch the intended orifice, which rather defeats the purpose, don’t you think?

  18. Anouk says:

    ON top it says ‘Pranks Magic’.. Nothing to worry about :)

  19. Pat Metheny says:

    I’m glad to see Kenny landed on his feet after his music career folded. I’ll never forgive him for his Louis Armstrong sacrilege, though.

  20. daweefolkxXx says:

    Is it bad that I read failblog so much I said “biology FAIL!” yesterday?

  21. letmecomment says:

    first off… above not funny and this comment wont be funny either but what the hell i might as well try

    anyways this is most definetly a fail

    including all 4 pillows in t3h background

    im sorry ok but i had to

    wtf?^

  22. Barge says:

    This is too funny, I work in a magic shop and actually sell this product… I’ve never seen it packaged so amusingly…

    Dirty Mind WIN!

  23. Bri says:

    Not only does it look like a penis, but the thing is called balloon penetration! I mean, really. Does that even have a non-sexual connotation anymore??

  24. K says:

    Stay away from that Mr. G.

  25. K says:

    …says K, ominously.

  26. Jar-jar Binx says:

    “I, uh, I’m buying this for my, uh, nephew.”

  27. thepowerofblue says:

    Penis balloon…gives a new meaning to the term “blowjob”!

  28. K, ominously says:

    Did you know? I ate all the cookies, and I am feeling erratic.

  29. Wallace says:

    I have one of these!!!!

  30. Winatikathejawa says:

    In soviet Russia, penis is shaped like a baloon.

  31. Jerry says:

    Isn’t this part of the children’s ‘My First Proctology’ set?



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