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Ceiling Deity Says:

(((You shall be last!)))

 
 
Shadow

What’s sad is if you look at the background, this is toys aisle…

Shadow

Ah, damn it. Grammar fail.
This is the toys aisle*
Please spare me 8-O

Dragonwriter

Ah, what’s an article between friends?? :p

Dragonwriter

*slappity-slappity!*

(though that DID make me lol)

 
Sara J

In this case, “the” is an article between friends. “What’s” is no such thing.

Sara J

I never thought the day would come when I would win a “win” from Shadow!
*blushes*

Shadow

I never thought the day would come when people on failblog would care enough about my “wins” to count them as important!
*blushes*

Sara J

I never thought the day would come when I would make Shadow blush!
*blushes*

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Shadow

(Blushes won’t nest below this level)

 
 
 
fuzz on the concept

How about eye shadow?
*still trying to make up with Sara*

 
Dragonwriter

You should talk to RougeThree then.

 
Shadow

RogueThree*

 
Dragonwriter

*ahem*

*waits for Shadow to actually get the joke*

 
Shadow

Oh… lol!

I knew that… :-3

 
Shadow

Crap. Attempt at making blush icon fail. Dragon, a little help?

 
Dragonwriter

*chuckle*

You’re cute.

*smooches Shadow’s cheek*

 
 
Sara J

That looked like more of a ball-chin icon to me.

And Fuzz, no worries. I’ll lipstick your foundation any day.

I hope that wasn’t unintentionally dirty…

 
 
Shadow

Oh no, Sara, that looked almost certainly intentional.

 
Dork

lemme get this right: DRAGONWRITER IS A SHE?
ALL THIS TIME
i’ve been imagining
a
sweaty
old nervous DND playing man with half a hard on and some secret spells under his cloak/Overalls.

it’s like i’ve never been born

 
Sara J

Shoot.
*arranges hair, attempts to restore dignity*

 
Dragonwriter

Ummmmmm…

Okay, guys, I’ve got nothing. Help me out here.

 
Dork

dignity FAIL!- this is the INTERNET REMEMBER TE PRONS

 
Sara J

Wow, that comment was much more disturbing when un-nested underneath Dork’s.

*attempts yet again to restore dignity, realizes it’s too late, and kicks feet up while drinking a non-alcoholic Stoli Girl beer*

 
Sara J

Dragon, I think the comeback you’re looking for is, “I’ll play YOUR dnd.”

 
fuzz on the concept

*shoots*
that double negative struck me in a very positive way

 
 
Dragonwriter

Oooh.

*enjoys simul-post with fuzz*

Was it good for you, too?

 
Dork

yes. Play my dnd
play it like a clarinet.- poorly

 
Shadow

There is so much unexpressed sexual tension here, it’s like a good soap opera.

 
Dragonwriter

UNexpressed???

What blog have YOU been reading?

:grin:

 
Dork

if i was in a soap opera- I would be the dude with the eyepatch who’s always sweaty and drives a scooner!

 
Shadow

You’re right.
Still… *goes and heats up some popcorn*
*munch*
Continue.

 
Sara J

What’s a scooner? Is that the friend of an asse?

 
Dork

Schooner is a boat. BUT A SCOONER- is like a boat only more awesome because it’s free of correct spelling. ;)

 
Shadow

My scooner has been friend’s with lot’s of asses ;-).

 
fuzz on the concept

scooner = an assailing failboat

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Shadow

Yeah, right… you just wait ’til Loz comes along.

*looks around nervously*

Sara J

*plays the Jaws “shark approaches” theme song*

fuzz on the concept

*hides in the cello bassment*

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
fuzz on the concept

… this is toys aisle in the We Be Toys store.

 
 
 
Shadow

Is pierced by sharp pencils… 8-O

*pop*

RogueThree

Pencils and screwdriver sets both…

MyMalady

Ha- i completely forgot about that one..

 
 
 
 
 
noodles

looks more like an asian condom

 
Shadow

Then you may take comfort in the fact that you are 8 times more pathetic than the guy who said first.

 
 
 
Sara J

I’d hate to fall victim to this sort of prank.

Avis

Prank wouldn’t cover it. That would just be cruel.

chez

‘wouldn’t cover it’? sorry but you may just be flattering yourself.

Avis

I’m a girl. And that most certainly wouldn’t cover anything I would want anything to do with.

 
 
 
 
 
RogueThree

I know quite a few people who’d pay four bucks for a penis balloon…

Shadow

Penis Balloon! Makes a great gift!

Only at your local Wal-Mart.

Sara J

They’ll go great with my lighthouse shaped gummy candies.

LightDisciple

My sister in law had penis balloons at her bachelorette party. No seriously… they exist.