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Hard to decide.
thanks, Captain Obvious!!!
hey…. whaddabout me ?
No, but he LOVES me !!!!
and me!
SKRULL!!!!! o_O
haha haha ha
You said hard.
yeah, ‘hard’ is definitely not worth that last breath required for that final ‘ha’
I’ll be over at B.J’s.
I hear they are collaborating on a buy one, get one off sale.
username WIN
agreed. can we start a WIN of the week? just for that?
we should! the (wo)man deserves a prize.
I’m holding out for Commander Clear.
It says Fail on it
One stop shopping – WIN!
I think I’d need to make two stops.
Oh, I see what you mean.
Come again?!
You spelled it wrong.
Fail.
In no way was this a fail. You arbitrarily stating that it is a fail, is a fail. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
He didn’t spell it wrong. You fail. Suck it up
Thanks for spelling it out for us But why? I had know idea what Fist! was getting at!
Overexplainatiamation FaIl
Umm. Did you see the comment that But why? is responding to?
Sarcasm Detection Fail
yes, but, ‘cum’ is not a legitimate word, unless it’s in the context of, for example “bedroom-cum-study”. that’s all i’m sayin’.
actually, it sort of is. The actual term for the liquid before the
semen is precum, so i suspect cum is a legitimate word.
hmm, well if it’s not in the dictionary it’s not a proper word!
LEXICON FAIL!!
:masterbates:
My God, at least have the decency to spell it correctly!
On a side note, do atheists say “Oh my God”? If they do, they’re kind of acknowledging that he exists.
I’m agnostic and I say ‘oh my god’. It’s just a phrase of exclamation these days and I certainly don’t see it as actually relating to a deity lol.
lol you didnt just say “come again” to comment this picture did you?
HAHA !
Its BUFFALO NY!!!!
is that buffalo? on transit road?
I was thinking the same thing!
That totally HAS to be the Transit Rd one! I’ve always joked about that, but never thought to take a picture of it.
That is absolutely Transit Road in Buffalo. I used to work in a store in that same strip mall.
You fail for not taking a photo of this fail years ago. Photography fail. Not uploading fails to failblog fail. You all fail.
Oh go stand outside the fire, corky!
Are you the person who posted the pic?
Blame FAIL.
I have been wanting to photograph this for ages! Thanks. I used to work at the Wal-Mart further down.
I think so.
methinks… i was like, i totally know where that is lol
oh…. because of blow jobs and penises… i see.
very strange cure for blindness win
I’ve seen stranger things.
…your face? your webbed feet? your 14 fingers? your comment without humour or any point of interest perhaps?
Win!
You’re just mad because I single handedly ruined your joke!
i bet you used both hands
you are just trying to distract people from the fact you got burned so hard that the wicker man had to take a step back.
that’s what she said.
To be honest, i dont see a fail in there… or am i just blind?
Yes, or perhaps to ‘holy’ to see the fail.
even jesus could see that fail.
too
I apologize for my little fail
it’s just a pet peeve of mine is all.
And lack of capitalization is a pet peeve of mine.
the word pet peeve is one of those little things that bug me
Failure to pluralise correctly is one of those things that bugs me.
Failure to spell “pluralize” correctly irritates me.
He could be British, although, being American, I wouldn’t know
Practice=Practise
She, actually.
bugs is one of those thing that peeve me
something about soviet russia.
you know, i thought about that after i posted it- it could be “one (of those little things) that bugs me”
but what if i meant “one of those (little things that bug me)”? then it’s correct.
ambiguity of the language, i can argue myself right after the fact
or i might just not give a shit
Starting a sentence with a conjunction is a pet peeve of mine, and it’s improper grammar. You fail!
You may just be blind, HolyMaestro.
I’ll give you a hint… it’s a penis joke…
Not only that, but “BJ” can stand for “blow job,” meaning oral sex, which is where…
Aw, screw it, I think I’ve made my point.
Turn them around, got one lovely stop.
i see what you did there.
that really couldn’t be accidental now, could it?
Nope, people fail on purpose all the time.
I thought it was accidental until I went to Gloryhole’s around the corner.
Lol’d!
ROFL! I’m laughing at two things. That fact that that was funny, and the fact that i for a whole second i thought you were serious! XD I Epically Fail!
You didn’t fail alone. I was tempted to see if there really was a store called that.
Is that next to Anal Intercourse?
lol?
wonder what’s in between?
your mother.
spitroast, baby.
A liquor store!
with poker in the rear
She speaks puniards, and every word stabs.
( Speaks she thus, perchance she’s easy. )
Hopefully a condom store.
A hard place…
No, a soft place. It gets hard after some attention.
I’m not sure what’s in the middle, but there’s defiantly a condom machine there too
Unless they sell those inside as well
Perhaps a kisosk with a computer so you can order “used” condoms?
Reference to previous fail WIN
Not pictured is the carwash.
Actually this pic was taken from the car wash.
If you were getting a hand job, what were you doing taking pictures of the stripmall?
Planning my next course of action.
Indeed.
You sure about that?
I figured since your nick implies that you haven’t seen yours in a while, you might need a replacement.
he wanted 22 bucks for it, but i talked him down to 17
i don’t understand..
then u suck
lol.. it’s fail because BJ=BlowJob… you don’t even masturbate?
Sarcasm detection fail.
Stealth sarcasm win!
Still funnier Bobby’s way.
Understanding the joke fail. Didn’t the “See? Anyone?” part give that away? Anyone?
Apparently not.
bueller? bueller? bueller? anyone? anyone? bueller? anyone?
Movie reference WIN
Sarcasm fail
i like the idea but it’s just no so funny when its a photoshoped picture. Actually it’s just not funny. Funny-fail
Congratulations, jackass. If you had read Eric and Rick’s posts above, you would know that this is in fact an actual place, on the 5100 block of Transit Road in Buffalo, New York. Just because you’re so painfully cynical doesn’t mean that everything on Earth is photoshopped.
Attention-span Fail.
oh snap, smell the glove.
Is it covering a rubber fist?
With used condoms
Previous fail ref win!
not only BJ’s but WHOLESALE BJ’s!!! Buy in bulk for discount prices!!!
Can I be a pedant please? “BJ’s” has an apostrophe before the ‘s’ so it means “belonging to BJ”. Therefore “Wholesale BJ’s” does NOT mean the plural of BJ.
I know I’m being a prick.
Who are you? Captain Obvious?
Way to ruin the humour. D;
Didn’t you hear the one about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse…
Eric-
It looks like Transit Road to me.
Title fail. A stripmall is not a stripmall without a stripclub.
Yeah, technically isn’t it an outlet mall?
In England it’s called ‘two shops next to each other’.
Silly Americans, making names for everything. Silly!
LOL. I’ve never even heard the word ‘stripmall’ before.
Silly Americans, not knowing what your names for things are! Silly!
I’m not American…
Silly!
Oh, my apologies, good sir.
It appears that I am in fact the one who is silly.
…But not as silly as those silly Americans.
fail
good lady*
sillier and sillier!
Excuse me while I hit myself for being so silly.
Can I hit you too? This thread hurt my feel bads.
And now for something completely not retarded and not brought to you by limey Brits.
A man with three legs!
No no, it’s time for Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönendanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft… of Ulm. (Had to copy and paste lol).
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(talons is developing a bit of a complex!)
You mean silly USAians?
Reference to previous fail and ensuing useless argument WIN!
Don’t you mean two “shoppes”?
no, Geoffrey Chaucer.
Don’t you mean “Jeffrey” ?
if that was some obscure joke i don’t get it lol. his name was spelt geoffrey.
The two are not mutually exclusive. Think of a Venn diagram.
Oh, okay.
Thank you.
hmmm…you’re talking bout female discrimination, because there’s no food?=/
Joke-understanding fail.
I believe Bo meant “for eating out”.
A thousand pardons if this was too obvious.
And Loz beats me to it again! Sorry, I really must learn to type faster.
oh not to worry, your comment will serve to explain the joke for any other retards who should come along.
Yes, that was my little fail. I wrote ‘eating’ instead of ‘eating out’. I apologize. Still, it’s a much bigger fail not understanding the joke. It was pretty obvious…
Awesome!
It’s like a Mitch Hedberg standup routine. It’s so stupid, but he just keeps coming at you and eventually you break down and start laughing.
Making fun of the dead… have you no shame?
How is that making fun of him, retard? He’s one of my favorite comedians of all time, I was simply pointing out the sexual innuendo failblog posts chip away at you until you lose it and start laughing. Go take your two cents and drop them where somebody cares.
I believe that was a joke.. but thank you for explaining how the failblog posts need to abrade your sense of humour before you can laugh at the innuendos.
My pleasure.
You just described my last date!
A liquor store
Or a meaningful relationship store
wouldn’t that be one in the same?
Epic win.
i assume one of the stores is for gay and women only
so for you and your mum then?
originality fail
you think using the word ‘fail’ is original? lol.
Burn.
Both of the stores are for gays. Duh.
I think this statement needs to be further quantified by ‘receiving’ and ‘giving’. While both stores could be for gays, the same could be said about straights.
No… I’m saying that gays (gay men) could both work and shop at both stores. Happily.
) (or should I say gaily?)
Ah! Thank you for the clarification
great story!
I think you are doing it wrong then.
Nope
Ok… Your ‘guys’ are doing it wrong then.
Touche’
No, touch. The right touch is what is required to satisfy a woman.
Yes, eventually…
What town? I just posted below about our former Seaman’s in Mays Landing, NJ.
*browses*
… *masturbates*
err, manpages.com actually is a Linux site. Your friend must’ve failed.
This was years ago. Go look at archive.org’s records for manpages.com around 2000. He didn’t fail. Well he did, but not for the reason you say.
here’s a mall that’s fun for both parts:)
That’s scary, They’re doing the exact same thing right near our house, same order too.
Fear fail. What are you scared of?
Just don’t Google “manpages”!
failblog FAIL! Comment landed in the wrong place. Should be safely nested up in P-Diddy’s Linux thread but instead was orphaned down here.
Failblog does not make mistakes. User comprehension of thread structure fail.
Still waiting…
It’ll come.
Hello? Anyone got anything witty to say? We could really use it. This is beginning to feel a bit awkward.
You were watching too hard and you missed it.
Missed because it came a little prematurely?
Full service mall win
He didn’t spell it wrong. So you fail. Suck it up
Cum again?!
nesting fail
Near where I used to live in Venice, CA there’s an In-N-Out right next to an EZ Lube. Always cracked me up.
Someone go photograph that Fail, dammit!
That’s pretty much amazing.
I lol’ed.
Definitely a win.
We have a plaza like this in Buffalo, NY.
Wait, I think this is it.
No, not really.
Giant Food. Totally miss the East coast for that unglorious grocery chain.
Not only on the East Coast. Used to have one on
the outskirts of San Luis Obispo (CA-USA).
My wife is from the area. She told me the story once that the designer of the mall got screwed over somehow & so he put the three stores together. I wonder what took seamans place?
Nothing takes the place of Seaman’s. But you can sometimes have a vasectomy reversed.
How do you reverse the order? They actually had the store pack everything up & redesign that whole section of the strip mall?
I know several have said this is a real place in Buffalo, but the architecture sure looks like a Lowe’s, right down to the color scheme — and I’d expect a BJ’s to use as much square footage as an entire Lowes.
This isn’t actually located in Buffalo, it’s located on Transit Road in Williamsville, near the Eastern Hills Mall. The Lowes is down at the other end of the whole thing.
This is just the perfect combination of a girls and guys night out, no one is stuck sitting at home alone anymore!
I once worked in a lab doing atherosclerosis research and had to look up “Stroke Magazine.” Apparently there are two.
The other was a magazine for rowing aficionados, right??
success!!!!
I always regretted not taking a picture of that sign.
WIN!
Anyone ever seen ‘Kicking and Screaming’? The movie sucked, but at one point the main character’s (Will Ferrell) father (???), who owns a sports store, shows the latest ad for the store. “I’m (insert character name here), and (camera zoom out) (entire staff say “He’s got balls!!!”
That was an unnecessary and long comment…
haha, word. I love down the street from this in Buffalo. I knew that I had recognized it when I saw the picture.
Haha I worked there
I worked there
This is on transit road in amherst NY, i live there! it is a town full of FAIL
This place is on Transit Rd, East Amherst, NY (near Buffalo).
Totally a win!
Hey I know where those stores are.
Please be careful with the name games. It’s not easy, but it is possible to reconstruct. Google never forgets.
Please don’t reply.
I know this is very silly.
i’ve seen this in real life. its in buffalo, ny
I’ve always wanted to open a New Army Next to an Old Navy.
thats a WIN!
yeah, ive been there (the one in california). it’s a sporting goods store. it used to be called “Chick’s.” I dont know why they changed it but i guess it really wanted a sex change… idk, lol.
bachelorette parties are of course so nice because you can meet some other girls “”;
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