Comments on: Stakeout Fail

By: geo_me

geo_me — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 10:22:28 +0000

I can only say: Bilboard WIN!!!

By: DaPeaceKeepa

DaPeaceKeepa — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 05:08:10 +0000

Epic Sign Win!!

By: lydia

lydia — Wed, 13 May 2009 11:03:01 +0000

Sign WIN

By: jarhead the not-marine

jarhead the not-marine — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 14:21:59 +0000

Ok, let me explain to you how we don’t fail in these aspects:
China:: Has girls in olympics that are too young to legally compete. No american fail there!
George Bush:: Obama is ten times worse, as he has tripled our nations debt in the time he’s been elected. So, I guess we failed there.
Iraq & Afghanistan:: Getting rid of some pretty nasty people, are we not?
Looking after hurrican Katrina victims:: The governer should have used money given for the levys ON THE LEVYS! One single person failed there, and it wasn’t the president
Obesity:: Ok, good point. That’s gross
Your Economy:: Again may I just say. Obama. Tripled the debt in much less time. Way to Fail
Carbon Emissions:: Who the hell cares?? O.o
America is NOT full of fail

By: LOLmeister

LOLmeister — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 10:22:31 +0000

Or maybe it’s the smell of doughnuts?

By: whatisthat

whatisthat — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 03:04:30 +0000

there were 4! kindergarten fail!

By: whatisthat

whatisthat — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 03:01:51 +0000

mental issues win

By: whatisthat

whatisthat — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 03:00:47 +0000

bush = fail

By: whatisthat

whatisthat — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 02:58:19 +0000

here comes captan funkiller

By: bootothat

bootothat — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 23:34:47 +0000

Why would it be a failure? That means more people can see it from further away. I’d say advertising win.

By: your mom

your mom — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 22:12:56 +0000

technically its not a stakeout, it’s a speed trap.

CAPTION FAIL!!!

By: Mandi

Mandi — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:23:56 +0000

Sign FTW!

By: K

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 09:45:00 +0000

You = autofail. Cops patrol with the windows open so they can hear what’s going on.

By: web

web — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 21:03:03 +0000

this is why cops dont have to go to college, reading is optional.

By: Scythelord

Scythelord — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 11:45:22 +0000

Tim Berners-Lee didn’t invent the internet. Far from it. The internet had been in working existence since long before he came up with HTTP.

By: Idiots make me lol

Idiots make me lol — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 22:43:23 +0000

Ok buddy apparently your an idiot.
First off china DID win more gold medals in THIS series of olympics
this ONCE. So we cant really sport fail if we’ve won alot more in the
other olympics. Second off, why is george bush a fail? He WAS our
president. Oh you mean George W. Bush oh okay then, considering
they are two different people. Now that we know who your directing
the alleged ‘fail’ at, would you care to point out how he has failed?
The war in iraq? Your right, why liberate a country from a corrupt
dictatorship and prevent another terrorism attack on our country.
Which leads to the foreign affairs policy. How have we failed again?
By being an ally to every major country in the world? Ya thats
failure for you there moron. Next, whats a hurrican? Ya moron learn
english. Everyone else speaks it, your gonna have to learn it one
day too. So why is looking after hurricane victims a fail? Your
right lets leave our citizens to rot and fend for themselves, while we
do nothing but promote chaos and civil unrest. Next obesity, ah the
thing we Americans are quite renown for. So first its economic
freedom, and freedom of choice. So why not shutdown McDonalds?
Sure it would solve alot of health and weight issues, but thats called
a dictatorship dumbass. And our economy, ah perfect! If you know
anything, you would know that every country, no matter who you
are, will at one point in time suffer in some economical way. Its
history idiot, look it up. Also BOTH world wars, we had to bail most
of europe out. (Excluding some of england.) We are in debt so
much, because we do so much for other countries. And finally
carbon emissions. So since we drive cars and have factories we
have failed the world? Last time i checked so does everyone else. We
are the number one nation in research and production when it comes
to alternate energy. Just because everyone cant afford hybrids
doesnt mean we fail. It means we just aren’t a utopia. And lastly, we
are the worlds biggest super power, we have enough fire power to
literally destroy our world. So i’d shut my mouth, because one day,
we will probably be saving your ass.

By: notfadeaway

notfadeaway — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 23:41:07 +0000

You’re fuckin retarded if you think that you are safe because the police will “come to (your) house and save (you) from being robbed.”

By: USArules!

USArules! — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 19:10:49 +0000

i read this whole thread fail.

By: Sarolite

Sarolite — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:11:43 +0000

The first several months after a new camera system goes up, they send out warning letters instead of tickets. This helps them avoid the “I didn’t know it was there” defense. It also helps them ensure that the system is properly calibrated.

By: coyote

coyote — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 08:10:51 +0000

He didn’t want to be left out.

By: Cap'n Obvious

Cap'n Obvious — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 08:04:43 +0000

self loathing fail is you.

By: Winter

Winter — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 06:48:00 +0000

As a side note, I always wondered why “limey” was considered an insult.

“Hah! You keep a healthy diet and don’t get scurvy!”

See, it doesn’t work…

By: Winter

Winter — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 06:44:09 +0000

CURSE YOU GRAMMAR!

CUUUUUUUURSE YOUUUUUUU!

By: JDubs

JDubs — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:36:39 +0000

Ironically, you would think gas prices would be lower if we invaded Iraq for oil. Reality WIN!

By: Andrew Moravec

Andrew Moravec — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 06:03:42 +0000

I remember seeing this sign in person a while back and laughing my ass off. When we looked a bit closer, we saw that it gets even better: the cop in that car isn’t even real!

By: Liz

Liz — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 19:53:47 +0000

Apostrophe fail. (You said it’s when you needed to say its.)

By: fatmannz

fatmannz — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 08:51:50 +0000

LOL Manbearpig!!! Half man, Half bear, Half pig!!! FTW lol

By: Matt Vella

Matt Vella — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 15:58:27 +0000

The cop in the photo and this entire thread is black and white and fail all over.

By: Loz

Loz — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 10:15:30 +0000

yes but the telephone was invented by a brit, as mentioned above. :p

By: Loz

Loz — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 10:13:08 +0000

it’s a point method, as in 3 points for a gold, 2 for silver and 1 for bronze. or something along those lines.

By: Winter

Winter — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 05:36:33 +0000

Ironically, it was also a win for Japan as well. Japan had made it’s intentions clear that it was going to fight to the last man. If we had attempted a land invasion, the death toll, both military and civilian, would have been catastrophic. Japan would probably have been burned to the ground in the process. The atomic bombing, by convincing Japan to surrender, actually saved countless lives. History is often weird like that.

There, that should silence any “morality fail” attempts.

By: Winter

Winter — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 05:27:31 +0000

Hah, you’ve got a point. I think the Founding Fathers were being a little bit more idealistic than that though. That was back when being a politician used to be a position of honor, something to be proud of. We’ve since fallen from lofty hieghts, I’m afraid. I share your sentiments for the upcoming election, and hope that this unfortunate trend can be turned around.

I believe it was Winston Churchill who said that “Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all the others that have been tried.”

By: Winter

Winter — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 05:20:09 +0000

huh…

What method do you use? I’m actually curious. I was talking about total medals, as in tallying all of them up regardless of what kind they are.

By: tiredofignorance

tiredofignorance — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 01:43:37 +0000

Justifying lawbreaking because you don’t like the law: FAIL

By: Malfeasant

Malfeasant — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 01:13:12 +0000

why would you crap yourself? i’ve been pulled over multiple times, it’s never been scary, though it has ranged from annoying to nondescript

By: Malfeasant

Malfeasant — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 00:58:06 +0000

true- there’s no such thing as a true democracy anymore… really, a true democracy is pretty much indistinguishable from anarchy

By: raelalt

raelalt — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 22:38:55 +0000

Just goes to back up a point made previously:
You don’t have to spell every word correctly or be compulsive
in grammar usage to make some excellent points in a very
persuasive and diplomatic manner.
Good on you Winter.

By: Paddy T Baggins

Paddy T Baggins — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 22:36:08 +0000

Democracy…. Hmmm.. I think it’s more of a Capitalist Republic myself.

By: Paddy T Baggins

Paddy T Baggins — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 22:26:53 +0000

Seriously. Have any these Canadians ever been to South
Downtown in Vancouver. As bad as any city I’ve been in.
Including Mexico City.

By: FletchRFC

FletchRFC — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:18:36 +0000

correction the internet was still created in britain it was a join project between a university in england and somewhere in america

I really dont care the phone was invented by a Scot and without that there would be no internet

By: G0nz0

G0nz0 — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 11:54:13 +0000

Wrong.
Tim Berners-Lee invented the World Wide Web. The internet was invented as part of ARPA-NET a US military government project. He worked on this project with a Belgian.

So the internet was an American invention. So was the PC for that matter.
So it’s moot to argue.

By: loz

loz — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:33:15 +0000

i wouldn’t, i’d crap myself if the police pulled me over. and that would be hard to explain away.

By: loz

loz — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:27:08 +0000

I was in Nice last month and was horrified at how many tourists didn’t even attempt to speak French. It seems to be worse in the big cities as I’ve been all round the country before and hadn’t heard it quite as bad.
It’s just plain rude. Whereabouts are you from DrMan?

By: loz

loz — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:06:03 +0000

i think sara was referring to the weed brownies fail.

By: Beren

Beren — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 09:31:58 +0000

Group Hug?

By: talonsofpeace

talonsofpeace — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 09:31:10 +0000

Excusing previous failures in communication, this, good sir, is win.

By: Beren

Beren — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 08:56:38 +0000

Thanks

That’s the flaw though is it not? Your system of government left itself open to being corrupted. Personally it seems to me that the constitution was just there to keep the masses happy while a small group of power wielding individuals held power. I am not just holding America up to this criticism though. Democracy in it’s current form is a corrupting influence and whilst there will always be people in politics for the right reasons the ones that rise the fastest will generally be those in it for the sake of power.

I really hope Obama wins this time round as it will not only prove me wrong but will hopefully do a lot to shift the power away from those who have had it for far too long.

We have the right to free speech – as long as we don’t talk about terrorism, or overthrowing the Queen.

By: talonsofpeace

talonsofpeace — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 08:45:40 +0000

Indeed. I’m actually a big fan of these things:
1. Seeing countries let go of former of colonies or satellite territories.
2. Languages, dialects and accents.
3. England

And some of my fondest friends are British. . .good people. Proper people.

I hope we all realise the humour of it all.

By: Beren

Beren — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 08:42:38 +0000

Hygiene – Definition
1. The science that deals with the promotion and preservation of health.
2. Conditions and practices that serve to promote or preserve health.

You Fail in accusing me of fail.

By: Malfeasant

Malfeasant — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 08:37:24 +0000

the real travesty is photo radar- oddly, i’d rather be pulled over by a real cop than have my picture snapped