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Detlef

I can’t believe they left their window open.

Lol

They have to air out the marijuana smell somehow.

Dragonwriter

Nah, the chocolate in the brownies covers that up.

Wrong

You’ve obviously never made them.

First!

I havn’t, but time is going really really really really slow.

loz

i think i’m dead! please help!

Sara J

OMG, win. That was my favorite fail ever.

talonsofpeace

Yeah, I got a pretty hearty lol out of this one. What a considerate sign!

 
 
 
 
K

You’ve obviously never been a seagull.

 
 
 
 
 
 
Beren

Warning Win surely - Cops fail by default, because they are cops.

Detlef

I hate someone coming to my house and saving me when I’m being robbed. Too bad they won’t let you smoke pot too.

Beren

Police are like Americans. As a large group they are full of fail. There are occasionially educated, open minded ones that buck the trend though.

Detlef

Why would you say we are full of fail? Are you not on failblog? On the internet? You’re welcome. And I’m sorry if I like having police around. Anarchy is for teenagers that want to piss off their parents.

loz

Tim Berners-Lee (who invented the internet) is British. Just thought I’d point that out :)

Detlef

No silly. Al Gore invented the internet.

loz

Yeah and Bush invented the iPod…

 
 
Beren

Do you really want examples of how much you fail?
China is kicking your ass in the olympics and you wont admit it - Sport Fail.
George Bush - Leadership Fail
Iraq & Afghanistan - Foreign Policy Fail
Looking after hurrican Katrina victims - Domestic Policy Fail
Obesity - Personal hygiene Fail
Your Economy - Money Fail
Carbon Emissions - Looking after the world Fail
America is full of fail.

KaylaKaze

Blow whatever country you’re in into glass if we felt like it…. WIN!

Stratoty87

Might is right and ends all counterarguments WIN!

Sara J

Logic fail.

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Winter

It’s unfortunate, but Stratoty87 is partway right. Might is not intrinsically right, but it does have a tendency to silence argument. Nothing shuts someone up like a bullet to the brain. It’s a logic win, but a morality fail.

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Beer

Hot air that America never backs up FAIL

snark

unless your last name is hussein (no not your middle)

hangmans noose WIN!

 
No Nate

nuclear WIN!

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2.0

Unless there’s oil and a silly grudge to pull out some half-assed excuse to do that, they wouldn’t.

Threat fail.

Detlef

If we invaded Iraq for oil, why did Iraq invade Kuwait for oil… Seems like if Iraq already had a lot they wouldn’t go through the trouble of invading a country and getting all that negative global attention. The war is not about oil. You can’t believe every little movie or website that some idiot teenager makes.

loz

*sigh* so naïve.

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Winter

Actually, Detlef has a point. If we wanted to invade a country just to get oil, there are plenty of better choices, although oil was probably a side benefit. We invaded it because our leadership is corrupt, and the people in the leadership all personally profited while this war ruined us. Hell, this whole anti-American sentiment, the very reason that we’re having this argument, is because our leadership screwed us and took a nice hefty chunk of green away from it.

 
 
 
 
luvinit

loved that comment!!!!!

 
yossarian

I love all the hostility on this website.

 
 
loz

9/11, conspiracy win. Not that that’s a good thing.

 
HavUTheenMaWeena

You must live in a perfect country!!!
Please, tell us which one!

HavUTheenMaWeena

Numerous times!

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Captain Obvious

I work with retards.

 
HavUTheenMaWeena

Let ‘em run….

 
fuukme

Captain Obvious is self-employed.

 
 
 
 
 
jinx

You spelled “hurricane” wrong- Spelling Fail to Iceland… just saying.

Beren

I’m not from Iceland. Identifying the person who made the post fail.

 
loz

yeah I’m not from Iceland either. understanding the joke fail.

loz

Punctuation FAIL.

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Captain Obvious

And? It could be 100 times worse and it still wouldn’t suck compared to the third (or fourth, fifth, whichever is the case for you) world country you live in.

Beren

Have you looked round your country recently? I was up in Niagra last year and made the mistake of wandering over to your side of the border.

After the retinal scan conducted by armed men with dogs I went and had a look and was disgusted by the poverty there.

I’m English and very grateful to be.

abstract

stupid brit we overthrew you years ago…….don’t you remember that…… fail

 
Winter

Ignore the guy above me. He’s an idiot.

You seem to be suffering from a case of “see a part of it, seen all of it” syndrome. You can’t base an entire country off of the tiny sliver that you saw. It’s a huge country, and we’ve got a bigger population. therefore, there’s going to be a proportionally larger section of the population that’s down on their luck. Hell, more often than not, we’re given grief about living so much in /luxury/.

K

*thumbs up*
Most reasonable comment I’ve seen thus far in this thread. Others above seem to have a bad case of overgeneralization.

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Dragonwriter

I second that.

I didn’t vote for the war criminal who is our prez, and the current administration in no way represents me, my ideals, values or morals. Yet I’m constantly judged as if it did. It gets old.

 
 
 
Jane St.Clair

There’s poverty in Niagra? Srsly? Did you take a wrong turn and end up in Eastern Kentucky? My sister-in-law is Candadian, she and my brother go back and forth between Canada and the US all the time, they’ve never had to do a retinal scan. Also, don’t even try to claim that there aren’t poor people in you country because that would be a lie.

 
 
 
abstract

quit being a prick unless you want to tell us what country you’re from so we can list all of your fail

 
Winter

Ah, so stereotypes rear their ugly head again. Allow me to disabuse you of your preconceived notions.

Olympic fail: That’s a rather shallow way of looking at it. Nobody “wins” or “loses” in the Olympics. The Olympics aren’t about which country gets more shiny bits of metal, it’s about the individuals that compete and what they can achieve.

And, for the record, we have the highest medal count. The Chinese just have more gold medals.

Leadership Fail: You make it sound like we ALL voted for the idiot. In 200 and 2004 he just conned the half of the population that was willing to be bullied by his propaganda fucktards into voting for him, and then he STILL had to cheat to get into office. Most of us over here hate him with a burning passion, and the only reason we don’t wish him a gruesome death is because then Dick Cheney would become president. *shudders*

And, you want to talk about leadership, what about Tony Blair? He followed behind our idiotic, cowboy hat wearing “leader” the whole way. Marched right into that pathetic excuse of a military campaign in Iraq right along with us.What was the name you had for him? “Bush’s Poodle” or something? We’ve be plagued with leadership fails on both sides of the Atlantic, friend.

Iraq and Afghanistan Fail: Got us there. We fucked up Afghanistan and should never have been in Iraq. However, that all extends from the leadership, yours and mine, which I addressed in my last couple of paragraphs.

Katrina Fail: see above response

Obesity Fail: God I hate stereotypes. Look, I went to England, and there honestly weren’t very many people with bad teeth. You come over here, and there really aren’t that many people who are morbidly obese. The way the media makes it sound, we all spend our days in a McD’s cramming our faces full of grease. Not even close. Most people are perfectly healthy.

Economy Fail: The World economy is getting hit pretty hard too, it’s not just us.

Carbon Emissions Fail: Yep. This is probably because the oil industry has our leadership in its pocket, and if the conspiracy theorists are correct, also control the car industry to keep MPG down. Again, stems from the leadership, whihc I have already addressed.

HavUTheenMaWeena

“because the oil industry has our leadership in its pocket”
Well, Bush IS part of the oil industry.

 
f00by

Year fail. Spelling fail. Getting some good points across… Priceless.