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	<title>Comments on: Cockatoo Fail</title>
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		<title>By: Gooberpatrol66</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-964347</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Gooberpatrol66]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Aug 2010 05:09:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[germanium]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>germanium</p>
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		<title>By: muiks</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-781564</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[muiks]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 00:27:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[LOL! Tree Win!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL! Tree Win!</p>
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		<title>By: frostlord</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-745343</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[frostlord]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 23:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i found my medal in the toilet... it shmells bad]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i found my medal in the toilet&#8230; it shmells bad</p>
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		<title>By: zomg</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-489834</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[zomg]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 04:09:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[made from poppy!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>made from poppy!</p>
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		<title>By: zomg</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-489833</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[zomg]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 04:08:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[dirt medal here?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>dirt medal here?</p>
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		<title>By: lolsmith</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-444009</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[lolsmith]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2009 15:13:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I never knew Orlando Bloom dated Erin McNaught. O_o   Dunno how he could step up from what&#039;s-her-face; Miranda Kerr. Yeah, had to google her to remember.  But I also believe that a bunch of you guys (and gals [gogo lesbians! \o/ ] ) have already google&#039;d their names, eh? :P]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I never knew Orlando Bloom dated Erin McNaught. O_o   Dunno how he could step up from what&#8217;s-her-face; Miranda Kerr. Yeah, had to google her to remember.  But I also believe that a bunch of you guys (and gals [gogo lesbians! \o/ ] ) have already google&#8217;d their names, eh? <img src='http://s2.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Unrequired</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-265786</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Unrequired]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 22:40:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You mean you think?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You mean you think?</p>
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		<title>By: Alex</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-245170</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Alex]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 21:33:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Grass medal for me :)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Grass medal for me <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Avarice</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-207125</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Avarice]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2008 19:19:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[X-Men Reference WIN!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>X-Men Reference WIN!</p>
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		<title>By: momtastic</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-182830</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[momtastic]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 18:26:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[wtf?!? opium is a drug]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wtf?!? opium is a drug</p>
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		<title>By: momtastic</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-182823</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[momtastic]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 18:24:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[actually tungston is the strongest metal]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>actually tungston is the strongest metal</p>
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		<title>By: WTFer</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-169764</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[WTFer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 02:21:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow. Took me an hour to get down here. I forgot what I was gonna say.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow. Took me an hour to get down here. I forgot what I was gonna say.</p>
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		<title>By: catcrack</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-156674</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[catcrack]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 15:49:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[whoever though that to be a fail must have been gay...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>whoever though that to be a fail must have been gay&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: no-name</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-140225</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[no-name]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 18:16:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ah, but Adamantium is an alloy. Perhaps it contains Unuoctium? Alas, the recipe has been lost and we may never know.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ah, but Adamantium is an alloy. Perhaps it contains Unuoctium? Alas, the recipe has been lost and we may never know.</p>
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		<title>By: Dan</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-127926</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:26:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[younunubium.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>younunubium.</p>
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		<title>By: Furburt</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-118431</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Furburt]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:46:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Somebody please tell me what exactly is wrong with a modern woman loving a male Chicken? people love their dogs and cats, what is wrong with loving a friendly rooster?
I just don&#039;t get it.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Somebody please tell me what exactly is wrong with a modern woman loving a male Chicken? people love their dogs and cats, what is wrong with loving a friendly rooster?<br />
I just don&#8217;t get it.</p>
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		<title>By: Aex</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-117062</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Aex]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2008 03:28:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The point of the ad was to be overtly sexual. This just enhances the win.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The point of the ad was to be overtly sexual. This just enhances the win.</p>
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		<title>By: Me</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-109472</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Me]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 19:45:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A straight person like me?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A straight person like me?</p>
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		<title>By: b3nn4</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-109026</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[b3nn4]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 04:43:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks 4 the obviosness]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks 4 the obviosness</p>
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		<title>By: DhE</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-101357</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[DhE]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2008 11:34:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chicken.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chicken.</p>
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		<title>By: clockworkandroid</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-93548</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[clockworkandroid]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 13:44:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[lol
well I&#039;m guessing you&#039;ve watched X-men one too many times :)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lol<br />
well I&#8217;m guessing you&#8217;ve watched X-men one too many times <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: reader</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-80606</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[reader]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 12:32:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[this was done on purpose to draw attention to the sign. it;s an advertising technique.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this was done on purpose to draw attention to the sign. it;s an advertising technique.</p>
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		<title>By: Name (required)</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-78347</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Name (required)]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 10:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3776#comment-78347</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[human bias fail.
So does a robot.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>human bias fail.<br />
So does a robot.</p>
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		<title>By: Lol</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-78327</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Lol]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 09:19:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*Refers Usoki to the top of the page*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*Refers Usoki to the top of the page*</p>
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		<title>By: Sarah</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-77876</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sarah]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 15:06:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[this is why I love Melbourne, pity they took it down...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this is why I love Melbourne, pity they took it down&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Brutor</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-77843</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brutor]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 13:36:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3776#comment-77843</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This isn&#039;t really a fail.  It&#039;s a double entendre.

To call it a fail is a fail though.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This isn&#8217;t really a fail.  It&#8217;s a double entendre.</p>
<p>To call it a fail is a fail though.</p>
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		<title>By: subai</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-77598</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[subai]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 03:28:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#039;t care what she loves, but she is damn hot]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t care what she loves, but she is damn hot</p>
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		<title>By: VieuMove</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-77564</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[VieuMove]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 02:40:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3776#comment-77564</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Caaaaaaptain Obviooouuuuus !]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Caaaaaaptain Obviooouuuuus !</p>
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		<title>By: Kroenen</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-77352</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kroenen]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 20:41:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3776#comment-77352</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[that&#039;s a drug. originally found in asia.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>that&#8217;s a drug. originally found in asia.</p>
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		<title>By: cabbage</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-77135</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[cabbage]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:56:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3776#comment-77135</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The only failure here is by those who repeatedly fail to comprehend that the billboard is funnier when not partially obscured by a tree.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The only failure here is by those who repeatedly fail to comprehend that the billboard is funnier when not partially obscured by a tree.</p>
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		<title>By: kira</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-77027</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[kira]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:18:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[gender bias fail.
a woman or a man could satisfy a woman.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>gender bias fail.<br />
a woman or a man could satisfy a woman.</p>
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		<title>By: COBHC666</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-76795</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[COBHC666]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 14:59:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3776#comment-76795</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Petrified turd metal?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Petrified turd metal?</p>
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		<title>By: Scot Z</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-76723</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Scot Z]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 14:29:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3776#comment-76723</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Linoleum.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Linoleum.</p>
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		<title>By: bored</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-76525</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[bored]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 11:20:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, and it&#039;s not a fail, Moron]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, and it&#8217;s not a fail, Moron</p>
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		<title>By: Remy</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-76428</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Remy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 08:16:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3776#comment-76428</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Spelling fail. Its morons]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Spelling fail. Its morons</p>
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		<title>By: Usoki</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-76366</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Usoki]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 05:41:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Camera angles don&#039;t make fails]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Camera angles don&#8217;t make fails</p>
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		<title>By: MrDan</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-76290</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[MrDan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 02:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3776#comment-76290</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[And you forgot opium. Never forget opium.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And you forgot opium. Never forget opium.</p>
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		<title>By: Themagicalrock</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-76268</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Themagicalrock]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 02:28:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3776#comment-76268</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[haha, Mercury medal

(that will be fun)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>haha, Mercury medal</p>
<p>(that will be fun)</p>
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		<title>By: Dexaan</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-76229</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dexaan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 01:06:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3776#comment-76229</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Spy is sappin my oven!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Spy is sappin my oven!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>By: Dexaan</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-76228</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dexaan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 01:05:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3776#comment-76228</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Looks like the failonium is all that&#039;s left]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Looks like the failonium is all that&#8217;s left</p>
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	<item>
		<title>By: RAR</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-76211</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[RAR]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 00:31:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3776#comment-76211</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Truth in advertising win?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Truth in advertising win?</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>By: david</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-76107</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[david]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 22:18:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3776#comment-76107</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[oh, i&#039;m painfully aware of that.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oh, i&#8217;m painfully aware of that.</p>
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		<title>By: Azkyroth</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-76083</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Azkyroth]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 21:49:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3776#comment-76083</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[...well, who doesn&#039;t?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;well, who doesn&#8217;t?</p>
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		<title>By: Pyremist</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-76034</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Pyremist]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:53:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3776#comment-76034</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[you missed scandium, and a few of your elements there are not metal.  Also, Unuoctium is not the strongest metal.  Everyone know that honor is reserved for adamantium.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you missed scandium, and a few of your elements there are not metal.  Also, Unuoctium is not the strongest metal.  Everyone know that honor is reserved for adamantium.</p>
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		<title>By: Venomrocks</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-76025</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Venomrocks]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:45:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3776#comment-76025</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[as you can see i already got the platinum &gt;:D]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>as you can see i already got the platinum &gt;:D</p>
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		<title>By: Logan</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-76015</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Logan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:39:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3776#comment-76015</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[STOP

SAYING

&quot;FIRST&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>STOP</p>
<p>SAYING</p>
<p>&#8220;FIRST&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: abstract</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-76001</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[abstract]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:25:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3776#comment-76001</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[as am i]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>as am i</p>
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	<item>
		<title>By: abstract</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-75987</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[abstract]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:18:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i don&#039;t know why, but I had to: 
sodium
chromium
lithium
beryllium
magnesium
barium
potassium
calcium
rubidium
francium
lanthanum
radium
titanium
actinium
strontium
tungsten
gold
dubnium
bohrium
vanadium
hassium
manganese
silver
cadmium
astatine
mercury
indium
terbium
cerium
curium
californium
berkelium
fermium
osmium
americium
aluminum
radon
xenon
argon
neon
helium
oxygen
nitrogen
iron
nickel
lead
bismuth
cobalt
actinium
the most strongest metal-unuoctium
fluorine
boron
silicon
lawrencium
and so on.........................................]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i don&#8217;t know why, but I had to:<br />
sodium<br />
chromium<br />
lithium<br />
beryllium<br />
magnesium<br />
barium<br />
potassium<br />
calcium<br />
rubidium<br />
francium<br />
lanthanum<br />
radium<br />
titanium<br />
actinium<br />
strontium<br />
tungsten<br />
gold<br />
dubnium<br />
bohrium<br />
vanadium<br />
hassium<br />
manganese<br />
silver<br />
cadmium<br />
astatine<br />
mercury<br />
indium<br />
terbium<br />
cerium<br />
curium<br />
californium<br />
berkelium<br />
fermium<br />
osmium<br />
americium<br />
aluminum<br />
radon<br />
xenon<br />
argon<br />
neon<br />
helium<br />
oxygen<br />
nitrogen<br />
iron<br />
nickel<br />
lead<br />
bismuth<br />
cobalt<br />
actinium<br />
the most strongest metal-unuoctium<br />
fluorine<br />
boron<br />
silicon<br />
lawrencium<br />
and so on&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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	<item>
		<title>By: abstract</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-75981</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[abstract]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:13:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3776#comment-75981</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[brass]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>brass</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: abstract</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/08/21/cockatoo-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-75979</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[abstract]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:13:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=3776#comment-75979</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[zink]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>zink</p>
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