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Admiral Adama

Gold Medal - FAIL, EPIC

chain failure

iron medal here, rusty medal below

 
 
 
 
abstract

i don’t know why, but I had to:
sodium
chromium
lithium
beryllium
magnesium
barium
potassium
calcium
rubidium
francium
lanthanum
radium
titanium
actinium
strontium
tungsten
gold
dubnium
bohrium
vanadium
hassium
manganese
silver
cadmium
astatine
mercury
indium
terbium
cerium
curium
californium
berkelium
fermium
osmium
americium
aluminum
radon
xenon
argon
neon
helium
oxygen
nitrogen
iron
nickel
lead
bismuth
cobalt
actinium
the most strongest metal-unuoctium
fluorine
boron
silicon
lawrencium
and so on…………………………………..

Pyremist

you missed scandium, and a few of your elements there are not metal. Also, Unuoctium is not the strongest metal. Everyone know that honor is reserved for adamantium.

clockworkandroid

lol
well I’m guessing you’ve watched X-men one too many times :)

 
no-name

Ah, but Adamantium is an alloy. Perhaps it contains Unuoctium? Alas, the recipe has been lost and we may never know.

 
momtastic

actually tungston is the strongest metal

 
 
 
Themagicalrock

haha, Mercury medal

(that will be fun)

 
MrDan

And you forgot opium. Never forget opium.

COBHC666

Petrified turd metal?

 
Kroenen

that’s a drug. originally found in asia.

VieuMove

Caaaaaaptain Obviooouuuuus !

 
 
momtastic

wtf?!? opium is a drug

 
 
 
 
just4internetfame

Iron Oxide?

Roobarb pie

I think i’m in for the talc medal.

Rolelaying God

this is a win!

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Dexaan

Looks like the failonium is all that’s left

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Venomrocks

Platnium bitches >: D

Venomrocks

im not sure if i spelled that right *goes to Wikipedia * ill be back with another comment

Venomrocks

platinum nope did not spell it right i call fail on me like three times >.>
fail at spelling fail at uhhhh not failing stuff i am so going to get flamed

Detlef

flamer

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knight who say niii

coal medal for the f’lamers

 
badabada

sorry, i prefer gasoline though

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Beakman

Nth Metal Medal!

… Because I’m just that much of nerd. ._.

 
 
 
 
 
abstract

you can keep your gold medal, I’ll that platinum

 
abstract

you can keep your gold medal, I’ll take platinum

Venomrocks

as you can see i already got the platinum >:D

 
 
Brutor

This isn’t really a fail. It’s a double entendre.

To call it a fail is a fail though.

 
 
Bauer22

Why thank you for telling me your position in the comments. Each day I wake up hoping that God will send down an angel to tell me where the comments are at so I don’t have to do all that math work. Thank you good sir for being that angel.

 
Jan Itor

No wonder you’ve never satisfied a woman.

Venomrocks

How can you be sure hes not a woman or a man O.o?

kira

gender bias fail.
a woman or a man could satisfy a woman.

Name (required)

human bias fail.
So does a robot.

 
 
 
 
Logan

STOP

SAYING

“FIRST”

 
 
Admiral Adama

Silver Medal - FAIL, EPIC

 
Jan Itor

Your mom must be so happy to come first for a change.

 
 
Admiral Adama

Bronze Medal - FAIL, EPIC

Mashirafen

Gold Medal - Unoriginality

Beakman

Ah, but when it’s repetitive, it tends to get more lols.

Unfortunately, that strategy didn’t work for the Admiral today.

He fails.

 
 
 
 
Jan Itor

wow man… that takes your incestuous orgy to a whole new level.

 
 
 
Admiral Adama

You’re soooooo going to get paid out for this, seriously.

MikeW of VA

Poor Kollege Stoodent. WiL PhAil f0r $$$.