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FIRST!
Gold Medal – FAIL, EPIC
Bronze For Me
Wait, um copper?
iron medal here, rusty medal below
Kryptonium?
nickle
steel
tin
zink
brass
Linoleum.
Chicken.
Grass medal for me
dirt medal here?
i don’t know why, but I had to:
sodium
chromium
lithium
beryllium
magnesium
barium
potassium
calcium
rubidium
francium
lanthanum
radium
titanium
actinium
strontium
tungsten
gold
dubnium
bohrium
vanadium
hassium
manganese
silver
cadmium
astatine
mercury
indium
terbium
cerium
curium
californium
berkelium
fermium
osmium
americium
aluminum
radon
xenon
argon
neon
helium
oxygen
nitrogen
iron
nickel
lead
bismuth
cobalt
actinium
the most strongest metal-unuoctium
fluorine
boron
silicon
lawrencium
and so on…………………………………..
you missed scandium, and a few of your elements there are not metal. Also, Unuoctium is not the strongest metal. Everyone know that honor is reserved for adamantium.
lol
well I’m guessing you’ve watched X-men one too many times
Ah, but Adamantium is an alloy. Perhaps it contains Unuoctium? Alas, the recipe has been lost and we may never know.
actually tungston is the strongest metal
X-Men Reference WIN!
haha, Mercury medal
(that will be fun)
And you forgot opium. Never forget opium.
Petrified turd metal?
that’s a drug. originally found in asia.
Caaaaaaptain Obviooouuuuus !
made from poppy!
wtf?!? opium is a drug
Iron Oxide?
Rusty pipes?
increase in fibre intake?
I think i’m in for the talc medal.
darn, pebble for me
this is a win!
Looks like the failonium is all that’s left
Aluminum?
Cobalt?
Platnium bitches >: D
im not sure if i spelled that right *goes to Wikipedia * ill be back with another comment
platinum nope did not spell it right i call fail on me like three times >.>
fail at spelling fail at uhhhh not failing stuff i am so going to get flamed
FLAME’D
flamer
coal medal for the f’lamers
sorry, i prefer gasoline though
Nth Metal Medal!
… Because I’m just that much of nerd. ._.
You called?
you can keep your gold medal, I’ll that platinum
you can keep your gold medal, I’ll take platinum
as you can see i already got the platinum >:D
This isn’t really a fail. It’s a double entendre.
To call it a fail is a fail though.
Why thank you for telling me your position in the comments. Each day I wake up hoping that God will send down an angel to tell me where the comments are at so I don’t have to do all that math work. Thank you good sir for being that angel.
No wonder you’ve never satisfied a woman.
How can you be sure hes not a woman or a man O.o?
gender bias fail.
a woman or a man could satisfy a woman.
human bias fail.
So does a robot.
STOP
SAYING
“FIRST”
SECOND!
Silver Medal – FAIL, EPIC
Your mom must be so happy to come first for a change.
THIRD!
Bronze Medal – FAIL, EPIC
Gold Medal – Unoriginality
Ah, but when it’s repetitive, it tends to get more lols.
Unfortunately, that strategy didn’t work for the Admiral today.
He fails.
Admiral Adama – DSQ
wow man… that takes your incestuous orgy to a whole new level.
hmm but where is her phone number? Fail!11
999
Yes.
LAST!!!!!!!!!!
You’re soooooo going to get paid out for this, seriously.
Poor Kollege Stoodent. WiL PhAil f0r $$$.
Or perhaps – Poor Kollege Stoodent. Wil phil A$$ for $.
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!
CHICKEN CURRY PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Made as much sense as the above comment
mmmmmmm pie (not cake)
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a spy.
Don’t poke. :[
I’m serious.
Spy is sappin my oven!
have you been poking the pie?
I hardly think it polite of you to ask such things.
KITTEN SOUFLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Made less sense than the above Comment
Under the column trails a pitfall.
Beside the copyright reigns the psychologist.
Foraging pitfalls leads to emasculation.
Psychology is purple; therfore, your reign is covered in yellow spots.
Having random competitions is so 2003….
having random competitions in 2003 is so 1987…
Grammar Fail – Having random cometitions in 2003 WAS so 1987…
And anyway – Having random competitions in 1987 was so like doing your mum before she got fat.
Tell your family to get out of Northern Ireland dickbreath.
Ok – Now you win at losing me with a random comment.
you better not be dissin’ N.I.
Ruh roh…
*ducks*
*gooses*
*ducks again*
(Geese won’t mushpot below this level.)
you poke you pay
A proud brothel and pimping policy since 1742…
Lemon Curry?
Albatross!
…er spaniels?
…atiels?
… in her mouth?
Image title reading fail.
cockatoo.
that’s the whole joke. it’s an ad for Cockatoo Ridge Wines, and the text reads “She loves a cockatoo”. (ie: a cock or two)
… in the morning?
… after dinner?
… and balls?
salty juice?
Juice? *master bates*
What makes bates a master?
He teaches a student.
Oh, sorry. Did I kill it?
*feels like an idiot*
There, there. Pop a few ambien and lie down. (You’ll start seeing your wall hangings walk around.)
This is only a fail if you’re a lesbian, for heterosexual males, this is a WIN.
or an ingenious lesbian WIN.
Maybe they’d let you watch …
Only if you have her number.
If not, you can only have a warm feeling in your pelvic region before remembering that the photographer might have been much luckier than you and go relieve your frustration with a pink rubber toy…
Win.
Ha Ha you’re a real funny guy MrDan.
Coming from you, I have a doubt on the honesty of this post. Shall we start flaming each other now, or do you wanna come home for a pie first ?
Do I have to pay if I poke?
Depends on what you poke, handsome *Ho’s wink*
As long as I can put some sauce on what I poke (ho-made sauce.)
Is it a fist?
i find lesbians intriguing.
They find you less so, sadly.
oh, i’m painfully aware of that.
i don’t think too many heterosexual guys would be happy their cock is a fail.
personally i wasn’t aware cocks were now fails but i guess this lesbianism or juggling knives is getting serious.
I wonder who’ll be the first to masturbate in their comment on this fail…
::masturbates:: FIRST!
I sense a bit of my Win in you!
That depends. What are you wearing?
Intentional double entendres aren’t fails, dudes. :/
Truth be spoken, evinced by the open blouse. She loves a cock or two.
Lol. Tree placement fail
I’d say you fail, ’cause the tree was there before the ad.
This has not been brought to you by the letter J.
Or camera angle win?
Camera angles don’t make fails
*Refers Usoki to the top of the page*
BAH! I hate it when my funnies don’t post!
me too… -_-
I third this sentiment
True, never seen a funny from you guys before.
lol burn.
Hahah, nice… E.T. PWN home…
I actually think she really does…
That seriously would have been funny, too, if u would see the “cockatoo”.
But this epic!!
Is it really a fail when the joke is already intentionally there, “Cockatoo > Cock or two”
Well that’s good! ‘Cause guess what, guess what?! You’re at FAILBLOG.
*mutters* Morans.
Spelling fail. Its morons
Yeah, and it’s not a fail, Moron
Pretty sure I saw this in Melbourne, Australia and it was clearly done on purpose. marketing win
The pun still works with the whole word. Possibly even better. So yes … marketing win.
Yup, it’s in Melbourne
Cockatoo is funnier. Photographer fails at seeing obvious joke.
i just added a comment along the lines of ’she loves a cockatoo is a legit aussie joke’, but of course the comment disappeared into cyberspace.
Did you change your name befoe posting? That could’ve done it [the disappearing].
Truth win!
Spelling fail! She loves THE cock.
Who doesn’t?!
I don’t! hurray for lesbians!
mmmm carpet
Which reminds me, we need new drapes.
We don’t actually need new drapes. I am overcome with the guilt of my untruth.
So smother me with ho-made juice and give me a whippin’!
i’m intrigued.
as am i
I bet she does.
Concept win, graphic design fail. If it wasn’t confirmed on the internet, I’d think someone had photoshopped it.
“…If it wasn’t confirmed on the internet, I’d…”
Trust priority FAIL.
Hahaha. Not sarcasm: I thought this was funny.
REALLY not sarcasm: I am not being sarcastic.
god orlando blooms gf is hot id root her soooo soooo much
I never knew Orlando Bloom dated Erin McNaught. O_o Dunno how he could step up from what’s-her-face; Miranda Kerr. Yeah, had to google her to remember. But I also believe that a bunch of you guys (and gals [gogo lesbians! \o/ ] ) have already google’d their names, eh?
i still don’t see how this is a fail… unless it’s false advertising…
I think u failed epic because of not getting an obvious joke!
I do too!!!
I do two.
…well, who doesn’t?
A straight person like me?
Truth in advertising win?
Yeah the fact that is says “she loves a cock” is the whole point of the ad.
It is supposed to be “she loves a cockatoo” as in “she loves a cock or two”.
its cockatoo wine, sex sells. Thats why the ad got banned.
The only failure here is by those who repeatedly fail to comprehend that the billboard is funnier when not partially obscured by a tree.
I don’t care what she loves, but she is damn hot
this is why I love Melbourne, pity they took it down…
this was done on purpose to draw attention to the sign. it;s an advertising technique.
Thanks 4 the obviosness
The point of the ad was to be overtly sexual. This just enhances the win.
Somebody please tell me what exactly is wrong with a modern woman loving a male Chicken? people love their dogs and cats, what is wrong with loving a friendly rooster?
I just don’t get it.
I don’t get it. What’s wrong with loving cock?
younunubium.
whoever though that to be a fail must have been gay…
Wow. Took me an hour to get down here. I forgot what I was gonna say.
i think its been cut off and its supposed to say cocktail
You mean you think?
I personally know the person who took this picture. We were smoking hookah one day and we were browsing this site and I look at him and say “didn’t you take this photo?” He says “yes I did and I have no fucking clue how it ended up here.”