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Insanus

AAAAARGH ALMOST FIRST! :(

random comment

a tw@ is almost a tw@t… ;)

Captain Bratwurst

No, ‘tw@’ IS ‘twat’ because @=at, so tw+at=twat.

happiest girl

yes but “random comment” adds 2+2 and makes 3.
poor guy.

 
 
random comment

If you insist on spoiling the fun with maths, I’ll have to reply that tw@ =/= tw@t, as, by your logic, tw@t = twatt… Way to burn down the bush I’m beating around, pal ;)

loz

er, no one said tw@ = tw@t. you were the one who said that.
fail.

Sara J

*raises hand*

Could do without, thanks!

No beating around the bush for me.

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Dragonwriter

Um…yeah. I’m with Sara. That sounds painful.

 
loz

beating around the bush? new form of masturbation? *is intrigued*

 
K

*mutters*
damn women don’t know the power of a handjob…

 
 
 
 
random comment

I said a tw@ is almost a tw@t - reading fail, so long and thanks for all the fish… *shrugs and leaves*

 
 
 
 
 
 
fuzz on the concept

tw@ tvam asi
(and I mean that it the classycist way)

fuzz on the concept

a burning bush

loz

*mind reels with the implications*

fuzz on the concept

*readies his … mmm … thermometer*

loz

she is a redhead after all…

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JD

Well, I know where I’m going for MY birthday.

Tiamat Ruler

You’re going to give hello a hand-job on your birthday?

JD

Yes. Yes I am. Does he pay?

Tiamat Ruler

I have no idea. How about you ask Captain Bratwurst?

hello

i sometimes pay but it depends on the quality

First!

I’ve always gone for quantity over quality in this particular instance. But that’s just me…

pork

Did i tell you guys about the -worst- handjob i’ve ever had?
..It was AWESOME!

 
talonsofpeace

One can get “finished off” at any number of massage parlors, with prices ranging from very cheap (Tiamat’s mom) to extremeley expensive (Talonsofpeace’s mothers, group orgy). It all depends on how deep your wallet(s) go.

 
hello

that’s because you’re desperate

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Vagina

This looks like a WIN to me, not a fail….

 
 
Joe-Schmoe

Probably good for business though…

Insanus

I wander if that car-wash has japanese girls cleaning the car’s windows with their breasts soaked in detergent and water… *sighs*

nytshad

Blonde japanese girls, apparently.

 
HavUTheenMaWeena

You wander if?!?!?!
Engrish - FAIL!

Tiamat Ruler

No, he was saying he was going to wander if it does.

 
durr

actually that would be an Engrish Win
only it’s just misspelled not poorly translated

Insanus

Thank you, you are my new favourite hero. <3

Wonder fail.

talonsofpeace

*favorite

Unless of course, you’re from the U.K., in which case you’re my new favo(u)rite.

loz

*or Australia or Ireland or pretty much any other english-speaking country :p

how dare you correct a perfectly normal and lovely word?!
silly americans coming along and messing with our language. hrmph. :p

Insanus

Damn. Gotta hate those Americans. >.>

 
Lol

You said it!
I had this realiSation that our language is very coloUrful and is my favoUrite.

 
talonsofpeace

Point of Information: Ireland and Scotland are in the U.K. As Australia was once a English prison colony, my comment is correct. You don’t give “Americans” enough credit. (As we speak French, Spanish and English as well. See: North America, Central America, South America).

Dragonwriter

Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.

Northern Ireland is part of the UK. The Republic of Ireland is its own sovereign state.

loz

i LOVE you. i think you may be the first american i have come across who actually realises that i, being northern irish, live in the UK.
.
although to be fair, we can have dual nationality and i have both passports.
.
have some *uber cuddles* :)

Dragonwriter

Ooo!

:grin:

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talonsofpeace

Sharp shooting Dragon, you have found today’s Waldo.

 
 
 
 
loz

Now now, let’s not get pedantic about using the word ‘American’ to refer to someone from the United States. That’s an old argument.

And, as Dragonwriter pointed out, Ireland is not in the UK. UK = England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland.

Oh, and Australia was a British prison colony, not just ‘English’.

Glad we cleared that up :)

 
Dubhessa

‘Ireland’ is not in the UK. The six counties which form Northern
Ireland are but the other 26 counties which form the Republic
of Ireland are independent and have been since 1922.

 
snuh

And Portuguese, you insensitive clod.

 
 
 
 
 
Carl

Actually it’s not misspelled, it’s the wrong word entirely. So technically it’s a grammar fail.

 
 
 
First!

Did you type this one-handed by chance?

Chuckles

Translate server error.

 
Insanus

One-handed? *masturbates*

Epic

*masturbates*

Look! No hands!!!!

talonsofpeace

*Summons back remote controlled Orangutan masturbators.*

 
 
 
 
 
Russ

Yeah, I don’t think that’s a fail at all…just good advertising. My guess is that they put it that way on purpose, knowing the innuendo.

 
 
PedoBear

Acutally thats an epic WIN

point

grammar fail.

conclusion win!

 
 
 
Max

Yeah, how is this a fail