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  1. hello says:

    i love hand jobs

  2. Joe-Schmoe says:

    Probably good for business though…

  3. PedoBear says:

    Acutally thats an epic WIN

  4. nytshad says:

    Looks like someone’s mom’s reputation is in danger

  5. dee dee dee says:

    look at the bikini girl washing the car…. subliminal advertising WIN!

  6. PiTEOUS says:

    Me likey.

  7. Fredo says:

    How happy is the ending?

  8. Juice says:

    It’s probably intentional. Advertising WIN.

  9. Tiamat Ruler says:

    I actually heard about this on my local radio station. I don’t remember where it happened, but the city shut down the car wash because of it.

  10. DTB says:

    where is this place? I see a road trip coming up very soon!

  11. “Wash, wax, w*nk”. I think I just sorted out their strap-line.

  12. Earthbreaker says:

    Wait a minute…they wash your car as well?

  13. 12th says:

    Management Fail. Their valet driver was obviously geting free samples on the job: see Parking Fail.

  14. ozymandias says:

    People need to stop submitting deliberate things like this as a ‘fail’. They use the word ‘hand-job’ to cause a buzz — and I am guessing it worked.

  15. TVT says:

    Fail hell! This is brilliant marketing.

  16. Mint says:

    Looks to me like it was intentional. I’d say this is a win, not a fail.

  17. david says:

    this is an outrage. i see no fail here.

  18. Revo says:

    Just love the Pamela banner on this site!! GO PHONY !!

  19. b3rk says:

    I’ve actually seen an “exotic car wash” like this before…. it was attached to a strip club and the dancers came and washed your car. I saw it on a school trip actually, but we were unsuccessful at convincing our driver to run the bus through.

  20. durr says:

    Gene Simmons Bikini Car Wash is branching out and diversifying, it’s just good business.

    plus everyone knows silicone leaves a nice sheen on the paint.

  21. durr says:

    also, what happens if you bring your hummer in for a hand wash?

  22. raccoon1 says:

    Might as well have called it Hand Relief

  23. Chuckles says:

    I went there asking for a hand job, it was very disappointing. So I went to a store that sold leaf blowers that promised the best blow job in town.

    • Jim says:

      I found a restaurant like this. I asked the girl working up front if she was the one giving hand jobs. She said yes so I told her to go wash her fucking hands and make me a sandwich.

  24. mystrdat says:

    Seems deliberate fail to me.

  25. Scooby Don't says:

    Does this really qualify as a FAIL? I think I agree with mystrdat and others.

  26. sometimesilie says:

    NOT a fail.

  27. Frank says:

    This is actually a Win, not a fail.

  28. RogueThree says:

    That woman on the billboard is so greasy, she almost looks like she’s made of metal.

  29. Colinski says:

    I fail to see the fail. It’s not like that double-entendre was unintentional, judging by the picture on the right. Just because something is “obscene” or “not family friendly” doesn’t make it a fail. It’s only a fail when it was unintentional.

  30. SeaBass says:

    Richard Herring anyone?

  31. J-Dawg says:

    I think that they noticed they did that… It looks like something done on purpose

  32. killyouall says:

    Mega Tycoon Wash for me, thanks.

  33. Personally, I found in my junior high days soap + fondling the genisexuals = OW

  34. Lefty says:

    Nothing like having a trusty valet to park my car when I get a hand job.

  35. makes sense. Valet parking and an added bone-us

  36. Anthony says:

    I fail to see how this is a fail. If anything, “best hand job in town” is a win!

  37. YOU FUCKING RETARDS says:

    You can’t fucking stamp FAIL on what are obviously JOKES

  38. Mashirafen says:

    *obligatory rubber fist reference*

  39. miketysonsgoldtooth says:

    Oh snap! Your mom is going to be pissed, doesn’t she have that slogan copyrighted?

  40. Jared says:

    Eeewww…

  41. Turquoize says:

    This is not a FAIL, this is a WIN!! Where is this car wash?

  42. buzz_clik says:

    This billboard fails just for using the horrible font called Sand.

    Font Nerd… AWAY! *whoosh*

  43. NDC says:

    That’s not a fail, that’s a succeed.

  44. Wayne says:

    Happy Car.

  45. Vernunft says:

    Failblog obvious ribald reference FAIL

  46. GHouck says:

    Happy Ending!

  47. Jay says:

    I don’t think this is a fail. I think it’s meant to say “Hand Job” as a joke.

  48. Unless they have carwash boys, i think it’s a WIN

  49. markislav says:

    Obviously not a fail.

  50. thepowerofblue says:

    Oh my!
    Oh my my my!
    Well how-dee-do!
    Representative Sqeezy McFeelpants WIN!

  51. samantha says:

    uh that was def on purpose.

  52. anonym says:

    So that’s what you get if prostitution is officially illegal in your country, no fail here…

  53. w00t says:

    The new training school for lady assassins everywhere…

  54. MrReasonable says:

    the car-wash with a happy ending.

  55. Divided by zero says:

    Marketing win!

  56. Rod says:

    It can’t fail if it’s on purpose.

  57. Random says:

    and the council made them take the sign down, the twats

  58. Deshbaud says:

    that’s a win if ever i saw one.

  59. Anonymous says:

    This is a WIN.
    Not fail.

  60. Malache says:

    It’s not really a fail when that was the point of the advertising….

    Referenced by Hot Chick In Bikini Soaping Car:P

  61. mci says:

    Fail submission fail.

  62. Axxle says:

    isn’t that the point of the ad?

  63. onerandomfail says:

    mmmmm.. hand jobs

  64. Ianwee says:

    haha, this is in Goole, where I live!

  65. conrad says:

    i wish i was a car

  66. diggerb says:

    Nothing fail about this. It is clear that this advertisement is using the terminology legitimately, catering to a male target gropu.


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