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i love hand jobs
AAAAARGH ALMOST FIRST!
AAAAARGH… Almost a tw@!
What’s a tw@?
a tw@ is almost a tw@t…
No, ‘tw@’ IS ‘twat’ because @=at, so tw+at=twat.
yes but “random comment” adds 2+2 and makes 3.
poor guy.
Ah, well that explains it. Poor fella.
If you insist on spoiling the fun with maths, I’ll have to reply that tw@ =/= tw@t, as, by your logic, tw@t = twatt… Way to burn down the bush I’m beating around, pal
er, no one said tw@ = tw@t. you were the one who said that.
fail.
Whatever, I just want the hand job.
Don’t we all.
*raises hand*
Could do without, thanks!
No beating around the bush for me.
Um…yeah. I’m with Sara. That sounds painful.
beating around the bush? new form of masturbation? *is intrigued*
*mutters*
damn women don’t know the power of a handjob…
I said a tw@ is almost a tw@t - reading fail, so long and thanks for all the fish… *shrugs and leaves*
err. whatever.
tw@ tvam asi
(and I mean that it the classycist way)
I know thou art, but what am I? :p
a burning bush
Oh, you have NO idea…
*mind reels with the implications*
*readies his … mmm … thermometer*
she is a redhead after all…
Well, I know where I’m going for MY birthday.
You’re going to give hello a hand-job on your birthday?
Yes. Yes I am. Does he pay?
I have no idea. How about you ask Captain Bratwurst?
i sometimes pay but it depends on the quality
I’ve always gone for quantity over quality in this particular instance. But that’s just me…
Did i tell you guys about the -worst- handjob i’ve ever had?
..It was AWESOME!
One can get “finished off” at any number of massage parlors, with prices ranging from very cheap (Tiamat’s mom) to extremeley expensive (Talonsofpeace’s mothers, group orgy). It all depends on how deep your wallet(s) go.
that’s because you’re desperate
This looks like a WIN to me, not a fail….
Probably good for business though…
I wander if that car-wash has japanese girls cleaning the car’s windows with their breasts soaked in detergent and water… *sighs*
Blonde japanese girls, apparently.
You wander if?!?!?!
Engrish - FAIL!
No, he was saying he was going to wander if it does.
actually that would be an Engrish Win
only it’s just misspelled not poorly translated
Thank you, you are my new favourite hero. <3
Wonder fail.
*favorite
Unless of course, you’re from the U.K., in which case you’re my new favo(u)rite.
*or Australia or Ireland or pretty much any other english-speaking country :p
how dare you correct a perfectly normal and lovely word?!
silly americans coming along and messing with our language. hrmph. :p
Damn. Gotta hate those Americans. >.>
You said it!
I had this realiSation that our language is very coloUrful and is my favoUrite.
Point of Information: Ireland and Scotland are in the U.K. As Australia was once a English prison colony, my comment is correct. You don’t give “Americans” enough credit. (As we speak French, Spanish and English as well. See: North America, Central America, South America).
Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.
Northern Ireland is part of the UK. The Republic of Ireland is its own sovereign state.
i LOVE you. i think you may be the first american i have come across who actually realises that i, being northern irish, live in the UK.
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although to be fair, we can have dual nationality and i have both passports.
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have some *uber cuddles*
Ooo!
Sharp shooting Dragon, you have found today’s Waldo.
Now now, let’s not get pedantic about using the word ‘American’ to refer to someone from the United States. That’s an old argument.
And, as Dragonwriter pointed out, Ireland is not in the UK. UK = England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland.
Oh, and Australia was a British prison colony, not just ‘English’.
Glad we cleared that up
‘Ireland’ is not in the UK. The six counties which form Northern
Ireland are but the other 26 counties which form the Republic
of Ireland are independent and have been since 1922.
And Portuguese, you insensitive clod.
Actually it’s not misspelled, it’s the wrong word entirely. So technically it’s a grammar fail.
Did you type this one-handed by chance?
Translate server error.
One-handed? *masturbates*
*masturbates*
Look! No hands!!!!
*Summons back remote controlled Orangutan masturbators.*
Yeah, I don’t think that’s a fail at all…just good advertising. My guess is that they put it that way on purpose, knowing the innuendo.
Acutally thats an epic WIN
grammar fail.
conclusion win!
INDEED
++win
Yeah, how is this a fail