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Gorgonzola

Thats a very subtle way to say first

HavUTheenMaWeena

How’s this for subtlety,
The Cap sounds like a bitch!

RedWhiteAndBoom

The brat makes ya scream like one

lurrrrrker

Just be sure to wrap that wiener before you dip it in the mustard, ya herrrrr? Play safe, everybody.

 
Dragonwriter

Fortunately I remembered to bring another pair for you today.

*hands over pants*

Frank

*shimmies into new pants*

You’re a lifesaver.

 
Sara J

Oops, forgot to change my fake name back to my real name. Now everyone knows that I made my name Frank to make fun of Frank on another post.

Snap!

Sara J

Oh snap again, my “Frank” post didn’t even show up, so now I’ve revealed too much information!
*places duct tape over mouth*

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TMI service

*OM my my!*
two frank admissions in a bush are a posting revelation for me

 
Sara J

Om hell yes. Now if you’ll excuse me while I put on my party dress.

 
fuzz on the concept

a parting dress
a duct taped mouth
I would have thee gone no farther than a wanton bird

 
Sara J

Oh, don’t get your gyves in a twist.

 
fuzz on the concept

blessed be the ties that bind

 
Dragonwriter

*plucks silken thread back again*

 
Frank

*makes the beast with two backs*

Oops, wrong tragedy.

 
Sara J

*changes name back to Sara J*
Oops, wrong required name.

 
Dragonwriter

This shalt thou answer…I know thee, Fra…erm, I mean Sara J.

 
Sara J

Know thee?
::flabbergasts::

 
Dragonwriter

Geez, whoddathunk you’d be so…so biblical?? :p

 
lurrrrrker

Soiled pants… condoms… new pants… duct tape… gender switching… party dresses… wieners in mustard… Shakespeare… damn. I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

 
Noah

SNIFFING GLUE!!!!! ::masturbates::

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Steven

How the hell? And without visible damage?

I call set-up!

loz

i hate to be ‘that person’ but it almost looks photoshopped…
however, it’s entirely possible for something like that to happen so i don’t know.

TVT

Gona have to agree with loz on this one.

 
 
Gorgonzola

It would have approached from the rear, so the damage wouldn’t be visible from this angle

loz

my witty response won’t post :’(

RedWhiteAndBoom

Never visible until you pull out, but I don’t have to tell YOU that Gorgo

 
fepic ail

gasman-related posts are not allowed anymore, remember? :p

 
 
Tiamat Ruler

Lean over and I’ll approach from the rear.

loz

thank you for saying that, i tried like 4 times to post and it wouldn’t work :(
*cuddles*

Tiamat Ruler

*cuddles* It just likes me better is all. But I like you, so it’ll be okay.

fepic ail

*joins in on the cuddles for no particular reason*

Lolcattus

*sets up the camera

talonsofpeace

*shoos oaway lolcattus with large broom*
Oh hello there little snugglers! I brought lubricant in case you didn’t make it to the car wash!

Dragonwriter

Awwww!! Don’t worry, lolcattus, you can haz cuddlez.

*cuddles lolcattus*

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Mike

Actually no, the Honda’s wheel drove up the corner of the Dodge’s front bumper, and continued up the A-pillar before slipping down and smashing through the window. You can see the tire marks on the Dodge’s bumper.

 
 
dmb

there is glass from the driver’s window on the ground.

Adoni

obviously its fake broken glass…

Not Me

*pondering two posted responses that have disappeared* Apparently there’s a cliché filter.

Epic

This is an outrage, we must march on city hall!

I mean, think of the children people!

Epic

Those clichés seemed to work.

Sara J

A cliché on blog is worth two in the bush.

Mmmhmm

The burning bush bit worked for Moses…

Dragonwriter

Did it get him two birds? LUCKY Moses!

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fuzz on the concept

it got him I AM’s in a bush, actually

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Chopchops

I call your mum. (Yesss..)

 
 
Bananaphone

Naw, this is what happens when you give your car too many of the “Best Hand Jobs in Town” at Soapy Car Wash. They start mounting other cars.

 
 
 
April

It’s not photoshopped, although I sometimes wish it were–I was the driver. Here’s a link to a series of pictures as the tow truck driver unmounted my Honda…
http://www.pugsnet.com/index.php?q=gallery&g2_itemId=1416

Pretentious White Girl

Wow, spectacular! Congratulations! *hi five*

 
 
 
Not fail

Not fail, car sex! Next big thing in automobile manufacturing!!!

Gorgonzola

Cars have wangs?!?!!?!?9!!?!