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I’m First. (At least I hope)
And also first to reply myself, and to reply the first port which should consequently reduce the chances of further bad jokes about the first firsting. Now you can all spit you hatred on my masochist person, I emptied the troll pool and nested in already.
I pooweded on your nested.
^ Yea I don’t know what I spelled.
I don’t know what you spelled either…but that just keeps with the theme for this entry of not being aware of anything. I thought this must be a joke, the website is even really lame looking, but it’s been around since 99 apparently.
You all need jobs
Hand-jobs?
Hand Jobs FTW!
That or work in a Car Wash.
or both….at the same time
right…
How small do these boxes go?
What’s a job got to do with anything? I spend more time on FAILblog than I do working by at LEAST a 2 to 1 ratio. Ah, the life of an intern…
Heh…I’m a professor so I get my summers off. NEENER!
Of course, starting in less than a week, when the new semester starts, all that is going to change.
I’m glad my 20k a year is going to good use.
Trust me…I won’t be seeing much of it any time soon.
What do you teach?
Early Brit Lit (Beowulf to Milton) and writing. Heavy emphasis on the Shakespeare!
coolness fail
average intelligence FAIL
u r nawt sekond!! but i am NOT doing that stupid dance
No chocklit possums or floofy blankies for you??
Chocolate possums? Am I missing some sort of ICHC inside reference, or is that just as nasty as it sounds?
Yes. And yes.
Isn’t that what your mom said when you were banging her last night?
No. It’s unbelieveable, but even his mom thinks he fails too much to do THAT with him.
this is not butter.
Unbelievable!
First! I broke the rules. Yay!
Quickness in Failing fail
FUDGE!!!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU DAN *raising fist to air*
I iz in your firsting, spreading chaos.
Yea I know……that’s my first.
Hey now, this isn’t lolcats! OMFG what am I saying?
hahaha. how does a bucketful of FAIL taste?
Tastes like chicken.
No, not chicken, the “Other” other white meat.
Rubber fist I reckon.
I dont get the FAIL, please explain
At the risk of an over-explanation fail, OMFG is shorthand for many things, the most relevant being Oh My Fucking God
o.m.f.g. stands for “oh man, f”"king garety!!!”
Oh my fabulous grapefruit? One more free goat? On my famous girlfriend?
Over Mary’s Fine Groin
Free goat? Famous girlfriend?? *masturbates*
I need to stop doing that, I might get carpal tunnel.
Use a vibrator. And a wrist brace. You’re welcome.
lol
cats
Kittens
Organic Meatball, Feline garnished.
Nay friedkittens with rice……very delicious.
Kitteh stirfry with tiny corn.
Offishal meetings fail, always!!
u rang?
broke the pyramid fail, and replying to self fail, going to bed now win! (maybe)
Who r u talking 2?
uuuuuummmm I was talking to MrDan?
Omb (Oh my bad).
He’s feeding the toll Oreo Mixed Fruit Gravy
*deliberately does NOT point out Dan’s typo*
Come ON ! I left it there just for you ! Pleathe Mithstreth !
Looks definitely like a WIN for me!
oh my fail god omfg
agree
That club has watched Gossip Girl way too much.
OMFG…
Orangutans Meet Fail Gods
Org@sms Make Fukking Good?
Orgasmic Menstruation Feels Good
ewww… sounds messy