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OMFG !
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I’m First. (At least I hope)
And also first to reply myself, and to reply the first port which should consequently reduce the chances of further bad jokes about the first firsting. Now you can all spit you hatred on my masochist person, I emptied the troll pool and nested in already.
I pooweded on your nested.
^ Yea I don’t know what I spelled.
I don’t know what you spelled either…but that just keeps with the theme for this entry of not being aware of anything. I thought this must be a joke, the website is even really lame looking, but it’s been around since 99 apparently.
You all need jobs
Hand-jobs?
Hand Jobs FTW!
That or work in a Car Wash.
or both….at the same time
right…
How small do these boxes go?
Let’s try it out!
this is actualy a website. go to omfg.com and it really is a place for meetings.
What’s a job got to do with anything? I spend more time on FAILblog than I do working by at LEAST a 2 to 1 ratio. Ah, the life of an intern…
Heh…I’m a professor so I get my summers off. NEENER!
Of course, starting in less than a week, when the new semester starts, all that is going to change.
I’m glad my 20k a year is going to good use.
Trust me…I won’t be seeing much of it any time soon.
What do you teach?
Early Brit Lit (Beowulf to Milton) and writing. Heavy emphasis on the Shakespeare!
coolness fail
average intelligence FAIL
u r nawt sekond!! but i am NOT doing that stupid dance
No chocklit possums or floofy blankies for you??
Chocolate possums? Am I missing some sort of ICHC inside reference, or is that just as nasty as it sounds?
Yes. And yes.
Isn’t that what your mom said when you were banging her last night?
No. It’s unbelieveable, but even his mom thinks he fails too much to do THAT with him.
this is not butter.
Unbelievable!
First! I broke the rules. Yay!
Quickness in Failing fail
Double negative FAIL?
FUDGE!!!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU DAN *raising fist to air*
I iz in your firsting, spreading chaos.
Yea I know……that’s my first.
Hey now, this isn’t lolcats! OMFG what am I saying?
hahaha. how does a bucketful of FAIL taste?
Tastes like chicken.
No, not chicken, the “Other” other white meat.
Rubber fist I reckon.
I dont get the FAIL, please explain
At the risk of an over-explanation fail, OMFG is shorthand for many things, the most relevant being Oh My Fucking God
o.m.f.g. stands for “oh man, f”"king garety!!!”
Oh my fabulous grapefruit? One more free goat? On my famous girlfriend?
Over Mary’s Fine Groin
Free goat? Famous girlfriend?? *masturbates*
I need to stop doing that, I might get carpal tunnel.
Use a vibrator. And a wrist brace. You’re welcome.
Obviously means FAILED genuinely,
or maybe FAILED grammar.
Or, my furry guinea-pig,
owning many funny guises,
obscurely making filthy gestures.
Obey Master Frodos’ grandparents,
obliviously making fart-smelling guacamole,
occupying makeshift fallout graves.
Oversized man faints graciously,
obliterating many fairies gruesomely,
outcries manifest from ghoulies.
Outside, mankind FAILS genetically,
omitting my flashing genitals,
often mistaken for goldfish.
One may forget Ghandi,
omnipotent, majestic, fearsome Ghandi,
outliving much fruitless gesticulation.
One might find God,
on my favourite golf-course,
ostracised mainly for geekiness,
opaquely masked for Greatness.
Outsourcing manufacturers FAIL globalization.
Osmosis merges fried gravy.
Orange men find golden opals mostly found glistening.
Obama made famously great.
Obese maiden feasts greatly.
lol
cats
Kittens
Organic Meatball, Feline garnished.
Nay friedkittens with rice……very delicious.
Kitteh stirfry with tiny corn.
Offishal meetings fail, always!!
u rang?
broke the pyramid fail, and replying to self fail, going to bed now win! (maybe)
Who r u talking 2?
uuuuuummmm I was talking to MrDan?
Omb (Oh my bad).
He’s feeding the toll Oreo Mixed Fruit Gravy
*deliberately does NOT point out Dan’s typo*
Come ON ! I left it there just for you ! Pleathe Mithstreth !
Looks definitely like a WIN for me!
oh my fail god omfg
agree
That club has watched Gossip Girl way too much.
OMFG…
Orangutans Meet Fail Gods
Org@sms Make Fukking Good?
Orgasmic Menstruation Feels Good
ewww… sounds messy
sounds like fun
Obese Man Fiddling Goats
Obese Man Finds God.
(*refrains from making an ‘america’ joke*)
Obtuse Monk Forges God
ॐ OM Monk Feels God ॐ
Is that Monk a God Reference?
Oh my, Fuzz GooooD
Acronym WIN!
Off my fuzz, girl/guy!
…Which is what I’d say if he were mine. Which he isn’t. So carry on!
Ohh My Faggy Gas
(Comments wont nest below this level)
Offal Meatballs, Frog Goulash
*masturbates*
OMFG
Orgasmic Moaning Fail Gods
Obstetrical Measurement Finds Goo
Obviously My Friend’s Gay
Obviously My (be)Foreposter’s Gay
Obtuse Meanies Forget Goodness.
Only Monkeys Fling Garbage
Only MrDan Fukks Gays
That would have been great if only you had post it under Shadow’s post.
i tried and it wouldent post it for some reason.
win.
Actually, it’s even more than a win.
Follow me from here :
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a) Only I fukks gays (I include gays from both genders).
b) Therefore nobody else fukks gays.
c) Therefore even gays do not fukks each other.
d) Therefore there is a whole part of the population only I get to fukks.
e) w00t !
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silverhaze06, I’m coming to make love to you right now !
Odoriferous Maroon Female Garments
Ouch! Male Flattened Genitals.
Win, for sure.
this is a win.
surely.
…I still think they should have gone for the traditional “Ohh my f-ing God” instead of all that mumbo jumbo…
I think that was made deliberately to attract attention.
A classic, a keeper — thank you strayer.
But I eated it!
OINK Makes Fork Guns
Definite Acronym win.
And why is this a fail? Because the acronym has other meanings? YAWN. Stop trying so hard. You can’t make everything funny by photoshopping FAIL on it.
Yes we can. You just watch.
Old Men Fondle Girls?
Ohshi-
Confessing, aren’t we?
Obviously Mashirafen Fukks Gays
If you’re going to swear, at least spell the word right. SWEARING FAIL!
If you’re going to Fail, the least you could do is do it in style.
The actual word is censored, making your comment not post at all. Censorship Knowledge FAIL!
fűck
censorship fail
censorship fail win!
that’s not a normal u, so it got past
i have never been a normal me
Cheers for that Tiamat – is it hot in here or is it just Burn?
I don’t swear, you ill begotten progeny of a goat and a baboon. I curse. May your testicles contain maggots that eat the ones you love before turning exploding and removing your genitals.
Arse grammar fail. Meant to delete turning.
Oh Man…Fűcking Grammar.
That’s what she said?
win.
win?!?!
<===3 censorship
That too.
Ohh, Marshirafen’s Fathers’ Gay?
he has more than one? and, bad grammar FAIL
Modern lifestyle fail
Order Medium Fried Goose.
Over Mexican Feared Gigolo
Outraged Muslims Flying Gang
Oh My F*cking God
What’s with the guy in the tux? Are meetings now black tie???
Just love the Pamela banner on this site!! PHONY !!
Am I the only one who actually went to see if “omfg.com” is legit?
Yes. Fail!
nope
nope i did. its totally real for anyone else who is wondering.
ur absolutely right. douwantcookie?
zomfg yes!
go to menu tools –> options –> privacy –> cookies –> accept cookies
at least when ur using firefox
I work for a conferences bureau, and have actually received this publication.
OMFG!
Oblivious Man Forgets Gerbil?
OMFG lol.
I know the editor of this publication. She is ever so proud.
I bet she is.
Obsessive Midget Feels Good.
(Oh my god, what did I start? It was just an innocent comment 80)
Official Manicurist for Goatse!
Oiled Midgets Feel Greasy
Did anyone else notice the tiny lil smiley face down in the bottom left hand corner of the page?
I’ll bet their convention is held at a hotel right by ORLY Airport (real).
ORLY…
Only Retards Lick Yams.
that’s hilarious
publicity WIN
HAHAHAHA
The website actually exists….retards
that has been pointed out a number of times, retard
XD More like WIN.
lol it is actually a real site!
OMFG! A FAILCOMPANY!