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  1. HavUTheenMaWeena says:

    FIRST!!

  2. Droid says:

    SECOND FAIL

  3. Walter says:

    Third!?

  4. DTB says:

    was there a walrus somewhere nearby?

  5. Beer says:

    Lol I love when she is yelling about how she can’t breathe. Rub some dirt on it and stomp some more grapes.

    Also of note, the other woman definitely thought she said “stop” when she said “stomp”, comprehension fail.

  6. miketysonsgoldtooth says:

    Sucking it up after an injury fail. Take a salt tablet, there’s no crying in wine stomping.

  7. Alex-X-x says:

    LOLOLO! Epic FAIL!!!! Grape win???

  8. Luanne says:

    The cameraman did some nice work, not shutting that thing off. LOL

  9. DaManRando says:

    And THAT is why you don’t crush grapes in that method

  10. franko says:

    OLD, I’ve seen this video more than 4 years ago. Damn failblog keeps letting me down.

  11. i love the noise she makes when she fallsq

  12. Dj says:

    Reminds me Cannon Fodder on Genesis.

  13. Henrie Schnee says:

    It’s only funny til someone gets hurt. After that, it gets fucking hilarious.

  14. toeandno says:

    What does a grape crusher say when she falls over? Nothing, she just lets out a lot of whine!

  15. HavUTheenMaWeena says:

    SAFE!

  16. da kill says:

    Oh god, she says “i can’t breathe.” Is she ok after that?

  17. Dakker says:

    too bad she didn’t head plant into more grapes, repeatedly. She would have done a better job.

  18. Bill says:

    I don’t know if any of you have actually ever had your solar plexus hit. It hurts an awful lot. If you “liked” the sound she made when she fell, then you could possibly be mentally disturbed.

  19. Ermine says:

    Graped woman is graped

  20. zergish says:

    oh, man…. newspeople and thier ability to just not care.

  21. Juasman says:

    There are lions roaring at the end of the video!

  22. Shadow Link says:

    Oh, wow, I recognize the noises she’s making. She actually got the wind knocked out of her. It’s not fun, and I speak from experience. :/

    I’m of the opinion is that the real fail is standing in a bucket (which limits your movement to keep your balance) on top of a table.

  23. Skin Diesel says:

    Love the BG music + howls of pain combo.

  24. joe says:

    omg…I’ve never seen this like a million times, never! This is like…so fresh!

  25. Or_Astroman says:

    FAIL on all the whinny “Getting hit in the solar hit in the solar plexus hurts!” “Getting the wind knocked out of you is no fun!” EEHHHHNNNNN!!!!. Clam up and settle down. I’ve had the wind knocked out of me a couple of times and it in no way compares to the pain of a nut shot. Yet everybody(including me) thinks those are freakin hilarious. Both injuries only last a few minutes and you get up and go home, watch the tape and laugh at your own sorry failed ass.

  26. Al says:

    (breath)I (breath)cant(breath)breath!(breath)

  27. InsertNameHere says:

    The subject line made me think of an I Love Lucy episode.
    /hangs head in shame

    However, this was much more entertaining because it wasn’t scripted.

  28. chez says:

    it’s funny ‘cuz it’s fox :)

  29. peaceofmind says:

    I feel kind of bad for laughing really hard at this

  30. Matt says:

    I’ve never even heard an animal make those kind of noises.
    Those are priceless.

  31. Pumpkiny says:

    Dude. Those noises she was making were unhuman.
    I’m almost wondering if she was this dramatic on purpose.
    And why was she yelling “Oh stop, I can’t breathe”?
    It’s not like someone was standing on top of her. >_>
    What a drama queen.

  32. im-just-here says:

    it wouldnt show up on my computer so i found it on you tube

    WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT WHO MAKES THOSE NOISES THAT WAS SOO FUNY BUT STILL WHAT WHERE THOSE FREAKY NOISES WAS SHE A FREAKIN WHALE ON DRUGS ABOUT TO DIE?

  33. Terry says:

    Hammer-Time FAIL!

  34. gray says:

    Sry have to do it…
    In Soviet russia the grapes stomp you : /

  35. thedark-knight says:

    “I think she’s hurt” … Really ?

    TV presenter FAIL

    • ZexyLuver says:

      no, i think she is eating a peice of sausage! no shit shurelock. she is hurt!!! (good fail by the way. i did not catch that in the vid)

      • Tiamat Ruler says:

        “Shurelock” must have been too busy “shuring” his lock to investigate your comment and edit your FAIL. You know, if you use Firefox, it uses spell check for you.

  36. Some dude says:

    A clear proof of dave chapelles theory that everything looks better in slow mo.

  37. knowledge says:

    Little known fact: you can’t speak without having the capacity to breathe. I would’ve liked to see the hosts call her out on that.

    • That's True says:

      First thing they teach you in CPR class….. If they’re speaking, they’re breathing.

    • Jim says:

      That would have been even funnier. Host #1 “I think she’s hurt!” Host #2 “She’s a lying sack of shit! Hey bitch! How come your flappin’ your yap if you can’t breathe?? What’s that bitch? Couldn’t hear you over those walrus sounds you’re making!”

  38. DeathRay says:

    This was popular before god created the internets. Punctuality Fail.

  39. Phaeilo says:

    Solarplexus…
    in other words BÄÄÄÄM! :D

  40. span says:

    The other woman seemed to have a bit of a delayed reaction…. the person fell, and then a few seconds later she gets out of her bucket to see if she’s ok?

  41. Gollum says:

    Sometimes you get the bucket, sometimes the bucket gets you.

  42. MOrOSE says:

    The California Raisins are leading the grape revolt….. and sympathy fail on the two anchors. Long Live the grapes!!!

  43. Renato says:

    oh gosh, didn’t laughed this hard for months!

  44. Jack0riz0r says:

    Okay this wasn’t that funny because there were no funny sounds but the woman did yell ouh an that she can’t breath so it’s not something i can laugh about… hope she’s fine.

  45. DurdnDemolition says:

    One of the subtle highlights of this is the awful faux Italian music you can faintly hear in the beginning. I’ve heard this taken apart a few times as it’s an old favorite on the Opie and Anthony radio show (linger longer!).

  46. B-Rad says:

    Those two anchors should just give in and bust out laughing. You know they did when they went to commercial.

  47. thanatos says:

    Wake me up when you’ve posted a vid from this century…

  48. Mina says:

    That was effing hilarious XD

  49. Klaus says:

    Is that what it sounds like when she gets reamed?

  50. 35mmdreams says:

    This lady specializes in whine, not wine.

  51. Northy says:

    Not funny. She was really hurt.

  52. Dark Raven says:

    She just got the wind knocked out of her, no big, just hurts A LOT.

  53. Einstein runner says:

    Neither of them are actually stomping grapes, you can see that their legs aren’t colored as they get out of the bucket (or fall out).

  54. Bump says:

    It doesn’t really look like she’s hurt. And she felt on her face/hands, how can she not be breathing??

  55. b13 says:

    This was funny when it first was shown a few years ago and still makes me laugh till this day… That’s what you get for yelling “STOP” and then try to get a few more stomps in. The Grape God smacked her to the floor. LOL

  56. The Random Failure says:

    Dying seal?
    OOOOOH OOOH OHO OOOOOOOOOOOH

  57. Elvira says:

    The first time I saw this, for some reason I couldn’t hear any sound. It was fairly funny nonetheless. Then I saw it with sound, and… wow, what a difference! Kind of makes me appreciate having five senses with which to potentially appreciate lulz. One is good, but two is so much better. I imagine it could be further improved. Hmm… maybe by sipping a nice wine while watching this clip?

  58. Benny says:

    204th!

  59. Anonymous says:

    Not only is the slow motion obviously funny, the fact that the anchors clearly don’t actually care, but the very exaggerated sounds of pain are definitely win (or fail on her part). Best fail? Saying very clearly ‘I can’t breathe’. No explanation needed.

  60. Luke says:

    Wow. Thats a really nice house in the background.

  61. fiddlejock says:

    This is OLD. John McCain old. One of the first viral videos I can think of. What’s next: “Star Wars Kid” as “Dignity fail”?

  62. Not Sasha says:

    Oh Senor Don Gato
    Was a cat
    On a high red roof
    Don Gato sat

    He sat there to read a letter
    Meow Meow Meow
    Where the reading light was better
    Meow Meow Meow
    T’was a love note for
    Don Gato

    I adore you wrote
    The Lady Cat
    Who was fluffy white
    And nice and fat
    There was not a sweeter kitty,
    Meow, meow, meow
    In the country or the city,
    Meow, meow, meow
    And she said she’d wed Don Gato

    Oh, Don Gato jumped so happily
    He fell off the roof and broke his knee
    Broke his ribs and all his whiskers,
    Meow, meow, meow
    And his little solar plexus,
    Meow, meow, meow
    Ay Caramba cried Don Gato

    But he sure as hell didn’t cry like that grape stompin ho!

  63. RichYou says:

    Yeah! This video is classic… just classic. We need to have a section for this stuff called “Classic Fails”… of “Fails of Fame”.

    “oooh oooh ooh.. I can’t breathe… ”
    (and I can’t stop laughing)

  64. Youta says:

    Faceplant WIN

    “Dying dog sounds” WIN as well…

  65. shiro says:

    Two-hundred and thrty-seventh!

  66. Kathleen says:

    What part is the fail? The grape stomping?

  67. Dane says:

    ha ha loser she sounds like a sick donky on drugs

  68. axiene says:

    F|_|CKING old. lame.

  69. someone says:

    Old Video WIN

  70. NeoApocalypse says:

    Retarded americans having to spell out everything there is to see/say/think because you, the viewer at home, is assumed to be so stupid that you can only operate the remote and digest fastfood.

    • Malfeasant says:

      yet there you go spelling out in great detail just how stupid we are, rather than letting the viewer at home come to his/her own conclusion…

  71. How come both their feet are clean. They haven’t been stomping grapes at all.

  72. Priceless says:

    She sounds like a bear when the video is in slow motion so funny but bichette!

  73. Whoopii says:

    Auwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooo x)

  74. Yeti says:

    BehOLD, I fOLD in light of being tOLD this shOuLD be great…

    And: Not funny!! Bloode? Not funnae!!!!!!

  75. soph says:

    haha – she sounded like Mr. Blobby on the slo-mo bit. And you could see that the presenters really couldn’t care less and found it quite amusing.

  76. Ume2 says:

    Old and not funny!

  77. Just me says:

    Oh my god. Okay I know no one will probably read this because it’s buried under well over 200 comments but dayum do you guys even begin to know how old that clip is? It’s obviously so old that it’s new again. Oy.

    • Sara J says:

      Obviously you didn’t read the well over 200 comments above yours, because the age of this clip was pointed out a number of times. Dayum.

  78. pwner of N00bs says:

    she sounded like a Tusken Raider the for a moment

  79. killskeptics says:

    If you made fun of that poor woman, you are one sad, sorry, POS of a human being. In fact, to aid in your becoming a better person, each of you that made fun of her here are cursed to feel a pain just like hers.

    • Tiamat Ruler says:

      Kitten! *masturbates*

    • Sara J says:

      It’s okay. I’m sure when she got her breath back, she laughed about the situation. No permanent damage done!

    • Moperyman says:

      Hey hey hey just because you are insecure with yourself, that doesn’t give you the right to try to change anyone else. I’m happy being a POS human being it happens to be fun and quite hurtful when i laughed too hard at this woman’s pain. never seen anyone go from comprehensive to full retard by saying the word “STOP”

  80. Liffon says:

    LAST!
    … so far.

  81. ya-ya says:

    LAST NOW!! ….so far again…tee-hee….

  82. itkeman says:

    OMG
    she sounds EXTACTLY like those cats who try to talk!!!!

  83. Poppy says:

    You can tell the news anchors are trying so hard not to laugh. The mask it well with fake sympathy and botox.

  84. Cosmo says:

    Who the hell moans like that? Did she land on a goat? Why didn’t the camera operator pan down! FRAMING FAIL!

  85. Maverick says:

    lol this video has 1337 votes !

  86. Dan says:

    Sing it!

    O-oo-o-ooooooooooo, O-oo-o-oooooooooooo

    O!

    O!

    O!

    OooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  87. kat says:

    I think she may have reacted that way because she is retarded? Watch the start of the video again and tell me if you agree.

  88. Epic Comment says:

    The other lady got down off her bucket and started kicking the shit out of her.

    “OH GOD, NO. STOP! I CAN’T BREATHE! D:”

  89. Mister Beard says:

    If anyone’s interested, that was filmed at Chateu Elan. Forty minutes north of Atlanta. How I missed seeing this on TV I’ll never know.

  90. ThatBum says:

    OMFG grape stomping! lol!

    OhMahFhuckingGah barking seal! rofl!

    Holy crap slomo! omgrofl!

  91. Matt says:

    In slo-mo she sounds like a buffalo in heat

  92. Sam says:

    i just wanna point out… their feet were way too white to be stomping grapes (not white as in… white people shouldnt stomp grapes, but white as in, no grape residue on their feet)

  93. nincanta says:

    ummm is it just me or did she sound like big foot getting raped in slow motion

  94. Ryo says:

    She sounds like a howling dog. Why the fuck were they on an elevated platform in the first place??

  95. Javascap says:

    Please woman, for the sake of the collective sanity of the internet, I must ask that you take an asprin, and enjoy it with a nice big glass of STFU. As a result of your moaning, my ears are now bleeding, and I can see no end to the massive headache I am going through. >_<

  96. Troy says:

    Fake. No such thing as a Fox reporter who’s that down to Earth.

  97. Slartibartfast says:

    Oohh… Damn. >XD

  98. HomelessGuy says:

    haha I wondered where Family Guy got this from!!!

  99. NameRequired says:

    Cool, I just saw this on Family Guy a few days ago, now I know where they got it from. Poor woman, though…

  100. Zikau says:

    Omg, that actually happened to me once. When you land like that you can’t stop making noise, it feels like there’s a vacuum sucking the air out of you and you have to try REALLY hard in order to breathe in…

  101. KachinaDan says:

    He gasping sounds like Bumpus’ dogs in A Christmas Story.

  102. anset says:

    Should’ve been titled “reaction fail”

  103. ratholin says:

    That scream was tampered with it’s from the dr steel video back and forth. Total crap.

  104. googlehupf says:

    houuuwwwww houwhouwhouwwwwww….. LOL
    sounds REAL funny :)

  105. jrt445 says:

    rofl she spazes out so bad

  106. morgan says:

    XD OW OOH OW OOH OW STOP STOP IT STOP!!!

  107. that kid... says:

    that’s the same sounds she makes when she orgasms!

  108. that kid... says:

    she’s such a baby, too. i fell dow my stairs and broke a rib last week and didn’t like complain like her!

  109. Anette says:

    Sounds like she is being molested after the fall

  110. Will says:

    I remember when Family Guy spoofed this.

  111. standup029 says:

    I really think this could be labeled more accurately as “Human Concern Fail.”

  112. adam says:

    now i get that family guy episode

  113. DrowningStar says:

    That’s what she said?

  114. MWAHAAHAH says:

    thats karma ladies and gentlemen
    see they were competing, then the news lady said stop, and she kept going…
    and then the UGLY THING happened

  115. jh says:

    That’s what you get for cheating.

  116. Kanon says:

    the other person was smiling…


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