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FIRST!!
FAIL!
So old….
helza funny, but i feel really bad for her. she’s in such obvious pain
yet i still laughed my ass off when i saw this, self control failz
sounds to me like a broken neck 0.o
i am no doctor but “i can’t breathe” sounds pretty bad
You sir, are an idiot.
SLO MO MAKES HER SOUND LIKE A WALRUS XDXDXD
just thinking that! this is freaking hularious…
and the guy – “I think she’s actualy hurt!” NO DUH!
If you can say “I can’t breathe,” then you can breathe. You see, it takes breath to speak. Therefore, if she is saying, “I can’t breathe,” she can in fact breathe. Kind of ironic……. ok maybe not ironic, but comical.
talking = breathing out
she means she can’t inhale, which happens when you hit some place on your chest, takes a while before you can breathe again
I was working at Chateau Elan when this happened, I got to see it live as I was working the “Vineyard Fest.” Someone had this removed from Ebaum’s house of fail, so I don’t know how long it will be allowed to stay up here.
So, like, was she ok?
TOTAL self-control fail for me when I saw this…especially the slo-mo. Saying “stop stop” is what got me, because, well, who was she telling to stop??
hahahaha the other girl just stands there and looks down at her like, WTF???
thank you. freakin sick of all the “i commented first” B.S.
no one cares that you have no life, HavUTheenMaWeena.
*insert obligatory troll feeding comment*
*inserts*
Where’s the send button?
Near the “Pull your head out of your ass” button.
Okay, so where’s the “Any” key?
Stop trying.
you rock madame
ow. this just isn’t even funny.
i disagree. has to be one of teh funniest things ever on failblog- esp the slow motion ooo0io00000ooo stoop, i cant breath. i think im going to lol to this a few more times
I agree hardcore with you felbsy!! hahaahahahhahaha
yeah its like this:
ow ow owwwww owwwwwwwwwww owwwwwwwwww stooop owww stooop owwwww
Got to admit – I laughed at the slow-motion part, too. Wonder if that was on the actual news show or just put on by the person uploading to YouTube.
Oh, it was part of the show, no doubt about it. I had my share of lulz when it hit the tv for the first time.
Do you really wonder that? If they broadcast the slo-mo of her falling live on TV?
If so, FAIL
its always funny to hear a seal being mangled
Umm did you actually see the slow-mo?
omg….hav…thats a friggin good one! ahahahaha i was crackin up…thats the funnyest vid ive seen on failblog awwoooooooooooooooo!!! lmfao
poop
Would it be possible to ban people posting these retarded “first” comments?
FIRST!
your not first. your sixty-ninth.
*tazetazetazetazetazetaze*
down, troll!
SECOND FAIL
3rd!
blah!
Third!?
aww you seem proud
don’t worry, it’s the taking part that counts.
Can I yell “third” too? I have extreme peer pressure problems.
No…you want to be fourth! FOURTH, I tell you. All the cool kids are fourth.
B-but…
i don`t want the other kids to pick on me… maybe calling SIX `ll be okay?
I mean i could be cool by proxy, right?
I think you meant “TURD!”
was there a walrus somewhere nearby?
BURN OF THE WEEK
most definately
I am the walrus.
Coo coo cachoo…
Stop looking at me shhwaann!!
I’m sorry, but…
There is no spoon.
However, there is a spork. *picks up a spork*
Ah!
Too
many
MEMES!!!
*infiltrates Beakman’s memes*
*corrupts*
Bwuahahahahaa…
Bless you
It’s goo goo gajoob, idiot.
shut the fuck up donny!
definitely you idiot
I wondered the same thing. I’ve never heard any human make a noise like that.
i fail to see how a fall like that could have hurt enough to lead her to produce those terrifying noises.
You hit your solar plexus, knocking the wind out of you. It hurts like hell and reduces your ability to breathe.
yeah we’ve all been winded before… i’ve never seen anyone react like that.
Then you’ve never seen me on a slip & slide…thought I was dead! Those things should be called slip & break your ass!
It also appears as thought she fell on her face, and as we didn’t actually see her after she fell, it may be assumed that she not only hit her solar plexus, but possibly broke her nose as well.
I think she might have had a problem that led to the fall itself like a stroke or heart attack from too much stomping. Then again, it might have just been her time to flop around like a wounded lawlrus.
Were you high? Had you just eaten some…interesting…brownies??
Slip ‘n Bleed From Your Anus
Yeah. When you’re winded, you can’t breathe and you most definately can’t make noises like that. At least that’s what happened in my case. I couldn’t even get out “help”.
that sounds awful, but were you able to spell correctly?
Damn. Seems like that hit cause me to loose my ability to spell ‘definitely’ correctly.
Oh, it’s loose all right. You better catch it quickly before you lose it for good.
Damn. I lose. Twice.
Fail.
I was on the back of a snow sled that took off over a ramp. It landed heavily and I winded myself. Not only couldn’t breathe but smacked my coxix so hard I paralyzed myself for a couple hours :/
Didn’t get a chance to make much noise though when I could finally breathe after I made a very long sucking noise.
T’was a flying on a sled FAIL but a life-long injury WIN!
At least your spelling of coccyx would net you more points in scrabble…
Coxix = 21 pts
coccyx = 22 pts
Scrabble reference Fail.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
um… there’s only one x in a scrabble tile set.
Tile count fail.
Yeah, but you get points for the blank one, right?
No, you don’t.
Scrabble fail,
Spelling fail,
Reference fail,
Sled fail,
Coccyx fail,
Very long sucking noise fail,
what next?
Yeah, why was she making those sounds?
she must have been Canadian
Obviously
Actually, that’s in Braselton, Georgia.
15 miles or so from where I grew up.
Wow…no idea people could groan like that.
Georgia? Where the russians are? (see Geography fail)
Georgia as in the US state…..
…see Geography Fail…
Not getting the joke….FAIL
But a ’stating the obvious’ WIN!
Three cheers. Hip hip…
…fail!
“Hip hip… fail!”
Oh god…. I laughed harder than I did watching the actual video.
I sense a failure in the force!
I like that song Hip Hip Hop Heray HO HO Hip Hop…..
This would have been burn nomination worthy had you not added the parenthetical comment.
She could have also broken her arm with that kind of fall and she also face planted so she could have smashed her nose.
Not such a nice thing to think about…
because, in her infinite wisdom, she elected to allow her nose to break her fall instead of her outstretched arms. impact absorbency fail.
Breaking several ribs will do that.
It’s totally understandable, she fell stomping grapes and let out a little wine!
……
Sir, I’m gonna have to ask you to step away from the Internet.
@South: I Hate You.
it wouldn’t surprise me, there were buckets about.
of course. there were buckets in the shot.
ichc Win
pride Fail..
God I read lolcats too much: my initial thought was that you were implying a walrus had knocked her down in a bid to reclaim its bucket…
her physique gave me the impression that it was, in fact, the lolrus in disguise. this was confirmed by the noise she made when she hit the floor, and, let’s face it, lolruses aren’t so nimble in such an unnatural, vertical position.
koo koo kachoo . . .
Ladies and gentlemen, Lolcattus brings us the news.
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don’t come, you get a tan from
Standing in the English grapes.
See how they fly
like pigs in a sty
“See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.”
“See how they smile like pigs in a sty…”
You lose.
Good day, sir.
Wipe that loser comment, Ash-face, the word choice was intentional –
The gal falling out the bucket resembles your sister more than “Lucy,” and everyone here knows your kine’s genetics are more porcine than hominid.
You’ve been burned, sorry Ash.
Witness the pile of ash.
He smells like ash.
fuzz…yer the best!! took the words right outa my mouth! keep ‘em comming!
Oh, he will. He will.
It is my duty if there is a walrus/lolrus about!
Beatle reference win!
Beatles. They were the Beatles. There were more than one. Primarily, the proper name has an “s” on the end.
Anal win!!!
)
maybe they were only referring to a single member of the Beatles? duh!!! heh
Actually, it’s “Goo goo ga joob.”
(“Koo koo kachoo” was in Mrs. Robinson, by Simon and Garfunkel.)
LMAO!
The buckets were blue, weren’t they? lol (However, they ARE the eggmen!)
Lol I love when she is yelling about how she can’t breathe. Rub some dirt on it and stomp some more grapes.
Also of note, the other woman definitely thought she said “stop” when she said “stomp”, comprehension fail.
Actually, I think she did say “stop.” She was trying to cheat at grape stomping by telling the other lady to stop, so she could stomp more grapes and thus win the fabulous grape-stomping prizes.
Also, this happened at Chateau Elan near Atlanta (the city in which I reside) and man was it funny.
Atlanta, Georegia?
Wolverines!!!!
Georgia…
Holy crap, shouldn’t you be worried about the Russians?
WOLVERINES!!!!!!!!!!!
bitch be tryin’ ta cheat, got what she deserve! how duya like them grapes, biotch?!
what the fuck did you just say? i didn’t understand any of what you were saying.
dude, you’re not me. impersonation FAIL.
HOLY SHIT i don’t think i have ever seen such stupidity in a comment
I think you left the “m” out of “dangerouse”.
He’s the greatest
He’s fantastic
Wherever there’s danger he’ll be there
He’s the ace
He’s amazing
He’s the strongest he’s the quickest he’s the best
Danger Mouse
Danger Mouse
DANGER MOUSE
He’s the greatest
He’s fantastic
Wherever there’s danger he’ll be there
He’s the ace
He’s amazing
He’s the strongest he’s the quickest he’s the best
Danger Mouse
He’s terrific
He’s magnific
He’s the greatest secret agent in the world
Danger Mouse
Power House
He’s the fastest he’s the greatest he’s the best
Danger Mouse
Danger Mouse
DANGER MOUSE
Wrong damn post. See below.
fail
Cor’ DM!
“fabulous grape-stomping prizes”
This phrase is steeped in win.
Video is old but hilarious.
Sucking it up after an injury fail. Take a salt tablet, there’s no crying in wine stomping.
LOLOLO! Epic FAIL!!!! Grape win???
those grapes showed her!
yeah! grapes are dangerouse, i know a guy that choked on one while taking a shower and his mom had to come in and give him the himelick. he was IN THE SHOWER! who eats grapes in the shower anyway?!?!? grape win! (lolz)
Himelick? Is that like a rusty trombone?
That is the coolest post ever!
I lol’ed!
Heimlich, son. Not all words are spelled phonetically I’m afraid.
It’s so touching when parents comment with their children.
Dammit! It added my Danger Mouse lyrics to the wrong post!
So here it is again!
He’s the greatest
He’s fantastic
Wherever there’s danger he’ll be there
He’s the ace
He’s amazing
He’s the strongest he’s the quickest he’s the best
Danger Mouse
Danger Mouse
DANGER MOUSE
He’s the greatest
He’s fantastic
Wherever there’s danger he’ll be there
He’s the ace
He’s amazing
He’s the strongest he’s the quickest he’s the best
Danger Mouse
He’s terrific
He’s magnific
He’s the greatest secret agent in the world
Danger Mouse
Power House
He’s the fastest he’s the greatest he’s the best
Danger Mouse
Danger Mouse
DANGER MOUSE
you forgot the KABOOM! at the end.
Poor Colon Elk didn’t get to shine in the intro.
The grapes of wrath!
I lol’d.
yes, and they use their wrath to embarass young men in front of their mothers while in the shower….
OMG! They actually showed a woman being gang graped on TV??
Newton – SCORE!
rofl
Fig?
Isaac.
lmao Fig? XD
How very retardis of you.
The cameraman did some nice work, not shutting that thing off. LOL
And THAT is why you don’t crush grapes in that method
OLD, I’ve seen this video more than 4 years ago. Damn failblog keeps letting me down.
Old, but classic! I forgot about this!
And those news anchors are such bull. This would be such an awesome premise for a B slasher film.
Yeah it’s old but it’s a damn good clip!
There should be a special place for classics like this.
there is. my heart.
WIN!
It doesn’t matter if it’s old or not, FAILs never die!
Here, let me go ahead and help everyone out:
FIRST!!! OMGlolz!!!
I hate people who say “first”. there so retarded.
I think you mean “they’re.” Learn how to use the English language.
Guys, this video isn’t real. It’s obviously fake–did you see the proportion of the grapes to the bucket?
I was there when they were stomping those grapes! Ow!
Failblog FAIL. I’ve seen this video before.
Duh, on the vote page you have!
Someone call 911, we have an idiot emergency.
Hahaha it’s 999 in the UK. You fail, egocentric Americans!
Oh hay, am I the first to say this is fake?
Thanks, that helped.
Well, that removes about 1/2 of the posts Failblog would usually get…
You forgot to say, “Yes”.
You forgot the rubber fist reference.
Bend over and I’ll show you a rubber fist reference.
….wooops. Sorry.
you forgot:
In Soviet Russia, Grapes fail YOU
In Soviet Russia, they know when to attack georegia.
i love the noise she makes when she fallsq
It’s the sound you make when you break both collarbones and one of the bones punctures your lung.
Now you’re just killing all the fun.
Back to your cave, you!!!
and what, you are a professional in this field, i take it? either that, or you were there…
you pushed her, just admit it. i like you. let’s have tea.
LOL! hahahahahaha.
“fallsq”? Is that related in any way to falling?
im not entirely sure really… spelling fail!
does it feel good to be on the other side for once?
Reminds me Cannon Fodder on Genesis.
It’s only funny til someone gets hurt. After that, it gets fucking hilarious.
I’m glad you can quote t-shirts.
What does a grape crusher say when she falls over? Nothing, she just lets out a lot of whine!
I really didn’t want to lol at that, but I did
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! i just rofl’d in real life
Oh Lord!! Comment WIN!!
I think I need to drink me some whine…
Can one truly “whine” without actually saying anything? Think of a whining child. So if she lets out a lot of “whine”, what DOES she say?
Oh yeah, joke fail.
Uh, she doesn’t say anything? She just whines. . . haven’t you ever heard a whining child, or dog, or. . . anything? This isn’t high-pitched enough to really be “whining”, but it’s easily close enough for a pretty funny joke.
SAFE!
FAIL!
as in sliding home…..
unnecessary explanation fail!
spoon feed to meatheads win!
Oh god, she says “i can’t breathe.” Is she ok after that?
No, she died a horrific death because everyone knows getting the wind knocked out of you is ALWAYS fatal.
You can hear her take a breath… I’m sure she’s fine.
too bad she didn’t head plant into more grapes, repeatedly. She would have done a better job.
And a better whine. Get it? Whine? Wine?
I’m so funny I think I just crapped my pants a little bit.
Repeat joke fail. Dane Cook reference fail. Fecal fail.
Mmmm! Fresh drawer smores!!
I don’t know if any of you have actually ever had your solar plexus hit. It hurts an awful lot. If you “liked” the sound she made when she fell, then you could possibly be mentally disturbed.
…because FailBlog is a place where the good citizens of the internet gather and sympathize for person as they agonize in pain. Yes, you came to the right place.
So you think it’s good to laugh at someone who is suffering? That is one of the classic signs of a serial killer. How is this funny?
hypocrite. you come to a site called FAIL blog and complain about people getting hurt? what exactly did you expect to find here sir? and yes, the patheticness required to injure ones self stomping grapes deserves a good laugh. darwin be praised, this one is down for the count.
Your vocabulary is pathetic. There is no such word as ‘patheticness’. The word you want is ‘pathos’. Look it up.
So you’re still having a tuff time getting over that fall on TV, huh? Sorry about your luck, “Bill”.
if that even *is* your real name……..
And if it’s not some kind of… fake… name…
my thoughts exactly. lol.
So is anal retentiveness. I’ll see you on America’s Most Wanted, nutjob.
What is your address again?
Well she did sound like a walrus. Brrraaaaaaaaaaah.
LOL
you said bra… *snicker*
It sounded even better in the slow-mo replay!!
for a transcript of this episode, send a self-addressed, stamped envelope to “what was the point?”… care of your local station.
————
*win* to anyone who gets that reference.
Graped woman is graped
In Soviet Russia grapes stomp on you.
In Communist China – win no gold, stomp you grapes.
Rofl! I rofl’d in real life XD Response win!
i was waiting for this comment!
In Misquamicut, we drink stomped grapes!
grape? *masturbates*
oh, man…. newspeople and thier ability to just not care.
There are lions roaring at the end of the video!
I thought they were walruses.
walri?
i think it’d be walrii, like genii or jesii.
Oh, wow, I recognize the noises she’s making. She actually got the wind knocked out of her. It’s not fun, and I speak from experience. :/
I’m of the opinion is that the real fail is standing in a bucket (which limits your movement to keep your balance) on top of a table.
opinion fail
Love the BG music + howls of pain combo.
omg…I’ve never seen this like a million times, never! This is like…so fresh!
sarcasm WIN!
You are like…. so cool for being the fourth person to point this out.
FAIL on all the whinny “Getting hit in the solar hit in the solar plexus hurts!” “Getting the wind knocked out of you is no fun!” EEHHHHNNNNN!!!!. Clam up and settle down. I’ve had the wind knocked out of me a couple of times and it in no way compares to the pain of a nut shot. Yet everybody(including me) thinks those are freakin hilarious. Both injuries only last a few minutes and you get up and go home, watch the tape and laugh at your own sorry failed ass.
How’s the view up there on your high horse?
*…waits*
It’s a BUTTERFLY!!!
Sorry, you WERE waiting for it, no?
Heh. Not that in particular, but past fail reference WIN!!
…and I suppose butterflies can “whinny”.
No, but the Unbelievable…This Is Not Butterfies can.
So sorry. I got caught up by the high horse.
are u SURE its not a moth?
Leave my moth out of this and I’ll leave this out of your moth.
(breath)I (breath)cant(breath)breath!(breath)
Such a contradiction! I must study this further…
Study the dictionary while you are at it, then report back to Al on the significance of “e” omission.
while you’re at it, work on your “o” emission
The subject line made me think of an I Love Lucy episode.
/hangs head in shame
However, this was much more entertaining because it wasn’t scripted.
it’s funny ‘cuz it’s fox
hahaha
I feel kind of bad for laughing really hard at this
i do too! Especially when they slowed it down! I actually had tears of laughter.
I’ve never even heard an animal make those kind of noises.
Those are priceless.
Dude. Those noises she was making were unhuman.
I’m almost wondering if she was this dramatic on purpose.
And why was she yelling “Oh stop, I can’t breathe”?
It’s not like someone was standing on top of her. >_>
What a drama queen.
it wouldnt show up on my computer so i found it on you tube
WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT WHO MAKES THOSE NOISES THAT WAS SOO FUNY BUT STILL WHAT WHERE THOSE FREAKY NOISES WAS SHE A FREAKIN WHALE ON DRUGS ABOUT TO DIE?
Go away.
Hammer-Time FAIL!
Sry have to do it…
In Soviet russia the grapes stomp you : /
soviet russia pees on your grapes. And then sells them to you- Here drink it – it’s called SMIRNOFF ICE GRAPE
and then you drink it.
try to be funny? , really tough hm?
LMAO
“I think she’s hurt” … Really ?
TV presenter FAIL
no, i think she is eating a peice of sausage! no shit shurelock. she is hurt!!! (good fail by the way. i did not catch that in the vid)
“Shurelock” must have been too busy “shuring” his lock to investigate your comment and edit your FAIL. You know, if you use Firefox, it uses spell check for you.
well thanks a lot for my bad spelling!!! god…
A clear proof of dave chapelles theory that everything looks better in slow mo.
Little known fact: you can’t speak without having the capacity to breathe. I would’ve liked to see the hosts call her out on that.
First thing they teach you in CPR class….. If they’re speaking, they’re breathing.
That would have been even funnier. Host #1 “I think she’s hurt!” Host #2 “She’s a lying sack of shit! Hey bitch! How come your flappin’ your yap if you can’t breathe?? What’s that bitch? Couldn’t hear you over those walrus sounds you’re making!”
This was popular before god created the internets. Punctuality Fail.
Who freaking cares? It’s funny. And that is all that matters.
It’s a modern classic
I digress on the puncutality of this vid.
Modern? I think not. The video serves to demonstrate the dangers inherent in the archaic methodology of vinification. Ergo, use a blender.
I care.
A blender? For wine? Sacrelige!!!
I knew Al Gore created the interwebs, but I never knew he was God… UNTIL NOW. (All hail Al).
Al Gore is more like the Cyber-Jesus
Solarplexus…
in other words BÄÄÄÄM!
The other woman seemed to have a bit of a delayed reaction…. the person fell, and then a few seconds later she gets out of her bucket to see if she’s ok?
Of course; She wanted to get her lead back after the bitch cheated.
Sometimes you get the bucket, sometimes the bucket gets you.
I might even say,
Sometimes the bucket kicks you and then you kick the bucket.
The California Raisins are leading the grape revolt….. and sympathy fail on the two anchors. Long Live the grapes!!!
oh gosh, didn’t laughed this hard for months!
oh gosh, didn’t see grammar this bad for months!
if that is so, you have NOT been paying attention
lold
Okay this wasn’t that funny because there were no funny sounds but the woman did yell ouh an that she can’t breath so it’s not something i can laugh about… hope she’s fine.
Sense of humor – FAIL.
why is it that no one on this page can spell ‘breathe’?
doctor! it hurts when i breathe!
then what do you suppose you should stop doing?
One of the subtle highlights of this is the awful faux Italian music you can faintly hear in the beginning. I’ve heard this taken apart a few times as it’s an old favorite on the Opie and Anthony radio show (linger longer!).
Those two anchors should just give in and bust out laughing. You know they did when they went to commercial.
Wake me up when you’ve posted a vid from this century…
Yeah, this is only about five years old. YOWTCH!
That was effing hilarious XD
Is that what it sounds like when she gets reamed?
This lady specializes in whine, not wine.
Not funny. She was really hurt.
She just got the wind knocked out of her, no big, just hurts A LOT.
Neither of them are actually stomping grapes, you can see that their legs aren’t colored as they get out of the bucket (or fall out).
i noticed that, i was wondering, you know, how grape juice stains your lip if you drink it, and why wouldnt their legs be colored…
It doesn’t really look like she’s hurt. And she felt on her face/hands, how can she not be breathing??
This was funny when it first was shown a few years ago and still makes me laugh till this day… That’s what you get for yelling “STOP” and then try to get a few more stomps in. The Grape God smacked her to the floor. LOL
You’re next in my line of fire, mortal.
And you better put an apostrophe on that “till” before the Grammar Police come swooping in.
Correction fail! “Till” does not require an apostrophe, while “Til” does.
dionysus win
Dying seal?
OOOOOH OOOH OHO OOOOOOOOOOOH
It looks like you’re having sex with that dying seal. You sick freak.
… i was driving a rented stingray, and it was overheating… so i pulled into a shell station- they said i had blown a seal- i said, “fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, ok pal?
Old joke told well—-Uber win!!!
umlaut fail
The first time I saw this, for some reason I couldn’t hear any sound. It was fairly funny nonetheless. Then I saw it with sound, and… wow, what a difference! Kind of makes me appreciate having five senses with which to potentially appreciate lulz. One is good, but two is so much better. I imagine it could be further improved. Hmm… maybe by sipping a nice wine while watching this clip?
204th!
So you may take comfort in the fact that you are 204 times lamer than the people who shout, “FIRST!”
Shut up! You’re not my mom!
Not only is the slow motion obviously funny, the fact that the anchors clearly don’t actually care, but the very exaggerated sounds of pain are definitely win (or fail on her part). Best fail? Saying very clearly ‘I can’t breathe’. No explanation needed.
Wow. Thats a really nice house in the background.
This is OLD. John McCain old. One of the first viral videos I can think of. What’s next: “Star Wars Kid” as “Dignity fail”?
Huh?
Oh Senor Don Gato
Was a cat
On a high red roof
Don Gato sat
He sat there to read a letter
Meow Meow Meow
Where the reading light was better
Meow Meow Meow
T’was a love note for
Don Gato
I adore you wrote
The Lady Cat
Who was fluffy white
And nice and fat
There was not a sweeter kitty,
Meow, meow, meow
In the country or the city,
Meow, meow, meow
And she said she’d wed Don Gato
Oh, Don Gato jumped so happily
He fell off the roof and broke his knee
Broke his ribs and all his whiskers,
Meow, meow, meow
And his little solar plexus,
Meow, meow, meow
Ay Caramba cried Don Gato
But he sure as hell didn’t cry like that grape stompin ho!
OMG lulz . . . and a childhood music room flash back too!
lol!!
Yeah! This video is classic… just classic. We need to have a section for this stuff called “Classic Fails”… of “Fails of Fame”.
“oooh oooh ooh.. I can’t breathe… ”
(and I can’t stop laughing)
Faceplant WIN
“Dying dog sounds” WIN as well…
Two-hundred and thrty-seventh!
What part is the fail? The grape stomping?
the fail is that she falls out, but have you noticed that they haven’t got anything on their feets like juice or parts of vegetables!
They wouldn’t have vegetables on their feet, seeing as grapes are fruit.
ha ha loser she sounds like a sick donky on drugs
agreed
F|_|CKING old. lame.
I agree, you are old and lame.
Buuuurrrnnnn…. ;P
Oh, he walks with a McCain?
Dad joke WIN!
Old Video WIN
Grave stomp FAIL
just in case you did not understand the joke – I think you’re not even reading this because it’s too old – I wrote because if the video is that old (I have also known it for quite a long time) it must have already died, but since it now reappears, it must be a zombie that could escape from the shallow grave. And if they had stomped the grave a bit better, it might have been a lot harder to dig oneself through it. Anyway, someone free for a hug?
*hugs*
arr…*blushes*
I…like you :-#
*hugs*
Hey! Blushing is mything!
So are spacing fails.
it’s not a spacing fail– blushing is mything. apparently to blush is to myth.
deep.
Retarded americans having to spell out everything there is to see/say/think because you, the viewer at home, is assumed to be so stupid that you can only operate the remote and digest fastfood.
yet there you go spelling out in great detail just how stupid we are, rather than letting the viewer at home come to his/her own conclusion…
How come both their feet are clean. They haven’t been stomping grapes at all.
She sounds like a bear when the video is in slow motion so funny but bichette!
to me she sounded like a minor character in one of those old zombie movies^^
Auwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooo x)
BehOLD, I fOLD in light of being tOLD this shOuLD be great…
And: Not funny!! Bloode? Not funnae!!!!!!
haha – she sounded like Mr. Blobby on the slo-mo bit. And you could see that the presenters really couldn’t care less and found it quite amusing.
Old and not funny!
Oh my god. Okay I know no one will probably read this because it’s buried under well over 200 comments but dayum do you guys even begin to know how old that clip is? It’s obviously so old that it’s new again. Oy.
Obviously you didn’t read the well over 200 comments above yours, because the age of this clip was pointed out a number of times. Dayum.
Of course I wasn’t going to sit here and read well over 200 comments of idiots claiming they were “first.”
Of course, you opted to be an idiot who points out what has already been pointed out.
she sounded like a Tusken Raider the for a moment
If you made fun of that poor woman, you are one sad, sorry, POS of a human being. In fact, to aid in your becoming a better person, each of you that made fun of her here are cursed to feel a pain just like hers.
Kitten! *masturbates*
It’s okay. I’m sure when she got her breath back, she laughed about the situation. No permanent damage done!
Actually, she broke several ribs and was in pain for months. Her name is Melissa Sander.
Well I’ll bet she’s laughing about it now. Nyah.
And punctured a lung, which never helps your vocals…
Hey hey hey just because you are insecure with yourself, that doesn’t give you the right to try to change anyone else. I’m happy being a POS human being it happens to be fun and quite hurtful when i laughed too hard at this woman’s pain. never seen anyone go from comprehensive to full retard by saying the word “STOP”
LAST!
… so far.
LAST NOW!! ….so far again…tee-hee….
OMG
she sounds EXTACTLY like those cats who try to talk!!!!
extacticly, like glossalia
You can tell the news anchors are trying so hard not to laugh. The mask it well with fake sympathy and botox.
Who the hell moans like that? Did she land on a goat? Why didn’t the camera operator pan down! FRAMING FAIL!
lol this video has 1337 votes !
Sing it!
O-oo-o-ooooooooooo, O-oo-o-oooooooooooo
O!
O!
O!
OooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I think she may have reacted that way because she is retarded? Watch the start of the video again and tell me if you agree.
LMAO
The other lady got down off her bucket and started kicking the shit out of her.
“OH GOD, NO. STOP! I CAN’T BREATHE! D:”
If anyone’s interested, that was filmed at Chateu Elan. Forty minutes north of Atlanta. How I missed seeing this on TV I’ll never know.
OMFG grape stomping! lol!
OhMahFhuckingGah barking seal! rofl!
Holy crap slomo! omgrofl!
In slo-mo she sounds like a buffalo in heat
i just wanna point out… their feet were way too white to be stomping grapes (not white as in… white people shouldnt stomp grapes, but white as in, no grape residue on their feet)
Maybe they were green grapes…
ummm is it just me or did she sound like big foot getting raped in slow motion
She sounds like a howling dog. Why the fuck were they on an elevated platform in the first place??
Please woman, for the sake of the collective sanity of the internet, I must ask that you take an asprin, and enjoy it with a nice big glass of STFU. As a result of your moaning, my ears are now bleeding, and I can see no end to the massive headache I am going through. >_<
Fake. No such thing as a Fox reporter who’s that down to Earth.
Oohh… Damn. >XD
haha I wondered where Family Guy got this from!!!
Cool, I just saw this on Family Guy a few days ago, now I know where they got it from. Poor woman, though…
Omg, that actually happened to me once. When you land like that you can’t stop making noise, it feels like there’s a vacuum sucking the air out of you and you have to try REALLY hard in order to breathe in…
He gasping sounds like Bumpus’ dogs in A Christmas Story.
Should’ve been titled “reaction fail”
That scream was tampered with it’s from the dr steel video back and forth. Total crap.
houuuwwwww houwhouwhouwwwwww….. LOL
sounds REAL funny
rofl she spazes out so bad
XD OW OOH OW OOH OW STOP STOP IT STOP!!!
that’s the same sounds she makes when she orgasms!
she’s such a baby, too. i fell dow my stairs and broke a rib last week and didn’t like complain like her!
Sounds like she is being molested after the fall
I remember when Family Guy spoofed this.
I really think this could be labeled more accurately as “Human Concern Fail.”
now i get that family guy episode
That’s what she said?
thats karma ladies and gentlemen
see they were competing, then the news lady said stop, and she kept going…
and then the UGLY THING happened
That’s what you get for cheating.
the other person was smiling…
she sure is!!