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FIRST!!
FAIL!
*insert obligatory troll feeding comment*
*inserts*
Where’s the send button?
Near the “Pull your head out of your ass” button.
Okay, so where’s the “Any” key?
Stop trying.
you rock madame
ow. this just isn’t even funny.
i disagree. has to be one of teh funniest things ever on failblog- esp the slow motion ooo0io00000ooo stoop, i cant breath. i think im going to lol to this a few more times
I agree hardcore with you felbsy!! hahaahahahhahaha
SECOND FAIL
3rd!
blah!
Third!?
aww you seem proud
don’t worry, it’s the taking part that counts.
Can I yell “third” too? I have extreme peer pressure problems.
No…you want to be fourth! FOURTH, I tell you. All the cool kids are fourth.
was there a walrus somewhere nearby?
BURN OF THE WEEK
most definately
I wondered the same thing. I’ve never heard any human make a noise like that.
i fail to see how a fall like that could have hurt enough to lead her to produce those terrifying noises.
You hit your solar plexus, knocking the wind out of you. It hurts like hell and reduces your ability to breathe.
yeah we’ve all been winded before… i’ve never seen anyone react like that.
Then you’ve never seen me on a slip & slide…thought I was dead! Those things should be called slip & break your ass!
It also appears as thought she fell on her face, and as we didn’t actually see her after she fell, it may be assumed that she not only hit her solar plexus, but possibly broke her nose as well.
Were you high? Had you just eaten some…interesting…brownies??
Yeah. When you’re winded, you can’t breathe and you most definately can’t make noises like that. At least that’s what happened in my case. I couldn’t even get out “help”.
that sounds awful, but were you able to spell correctly?
Damn. Seems like that hit cause me to loose my ability to spell ‘definitely’ correctly.
Oh, it’s loose all right. You better catch it quickly before you lose it for good.
I was on the back of a snow sled that took off over a ramp. It landed heavily and I winded myself. Not only couldn’t breathe but smacked my coxix so hard I paralyzed myself for a couple hours :/
Didn’t get a chance to make much noise though when I could finally breathe after I made a very long sucking noise.
T’was a flying on a sled FAIL but a life-long injury WIN!
she must have been Canadian
Obviously
Actually, that’s in Braselton, Georgia.
15 miles or so from where I grew up.
Wow…no idea people could groan like that.
Georgia? Where the russians are? (see Geography fail)
Georgia as in the US state…..
…see Geography Fail…
Not getting the joke….FAIL
But a ’stating the obvious’ WIN!
Three cheers. Hip hip…
This would have been burn nomination worthy had you not added the parenthetical comment.
She could have also broken her arm with that kind of fall and she also face planted so she could have smashed her nose.
it wouldn’t surprise me, there were buckets about.
of course. there were buckets in the shot.
ichc Win
pride Fail..
God I read lolcats too much: my initial thought was that you were implying a walrus had knocked her down in a bid to reclaim its bucket…
her physique gave me the impression that it was, in fact, the lolrus in disguise. this was confirmed by the noise she made when she hit the floor, and, let’s face it, lolruses aren’t so nimble in such an unnatural, vertical position.
koo koo kachoo . . .
Ladies and gentlemen, Lolcattus brings us the news.
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don’t come, you get a tan from
Standing in the English grapes.
See how they fly
like pigs in a sty
It is my duty if there is a walrus/lolrus about!
Beatle reference win!
Beatles. They were the Beatles. There were more than one. Primarily, the proper name has an “s” on the end.
Anal win!!! :-))
maybe they were only referring to a single member of the Beatles? duh!!! heh
Actually, it’s “Goo goo ga joob.”
(”Koo koo kachoo” was in Mrs. Robinson, by Simon and Garfunkel.)
LMAO!
Lol I love when she is yelling about how she can’t breathe. Rub some dirt on it and stomp some more grapes.
Also of note, the other woman definitely thought she said “stop” when she said “stomp”, comprehension fail.
Actually, I think she did say “stop.” She was trying to cheat at grape stomping by telling the other lady to stop, so she could stomp more grapes and thus win the fabulous grape-stomping prizes.
Also, this happened at Chateau Elan near Atlanta (the city in which I reside) and man was it funny.
Atlanta, Georegia?
Wolverines!!!!
Georgia…
Holy crap, shouldn’t you be worried about the Russians?
WOLVERINES!!!!!!!!!!!
bitch be tryin’ ta cheat, got what she deserve! how duya like them grapes, biotch?!
what the fuck did you just say? i didn’t understand any of what you were saying.