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She should be worried. She can’t write worth a damn. Russia should blow her up just for being an idiot.
This is blatantly a fake. Someone that dumb wouldn’t watch the news.
fair point… maybe she’s lying and she overheard some people in the trailer park discussing it.
Lolz, I think by now we’ve all realized how capable retards are at using the computer. Take for example the douches who keeps shouting “First!” at every Fail Blog.
Actually, I’ve seen more people shouting “FAKE!” lately. :/
Everyone says that when they see my rack, but I say “NO! They’re just photoshopped.”
“Jessica B” registered with Yahoo!Answers on August 8 and her only activity was to post this single question. Fake question; authentic lulztroll.
I think they shout fake because they don’t believe that some people really are that stupid.
Or its their sister and they are trying to deny that this was serious.
This is abseloutly disgusting that there are people this dumb that can vote.
Yeah, we should totally have an IQ cut-off for voting.
this coming from someone who can’t spell ‘absolutely’ and uses ‘that’ instead of ‘who’.
sorry, i’m on a grammar police roll. *rolls*
Go go go go! Flash bangs! Grenades! GO GRAMMAR POLICE!
Its absolutely not “abseloutly” you tard.
I apologize if most of you are already aware of this, but shouting “First” or “First Post” is probably as old as the idea of commenting on the internet. Not that it’s any more acceptable, now but, sometimes I get the impression that you’re genuinely surprised at this occurrence.
no one is surprised. if anything, i’m surprised that you think people are surprised. we all realise it is a very old concept. but thanks for the lecture.
we are aware of all internet traditions.
I was surprised that this exchange about being surprised happened.
Wolverines!!!!!!!!!!!!
Red Dawn reference. Nice.
Um….what do you think the demographic for Faux News is exactly? Yep, dumb people like Jessica B.
Maybe she meant Fox.
You’d be surprised. Back in High School, one girl thought that Iraq was an Apple product. She wanted it for her shoes. No joke. There are, in fact, true idiots in the world.
John that u? if not FAIL!1
FOX NEWS
dude, everyone’s said that already.
That’s because the majority of people who have nothing better to do than to spend their days wasting away on the internet are left-winged liberal losers who would rather watch the abysmal CNN.
I am the conservative exception…
haha. fail.
By “everyone”, you mean one person, right?
Yes, of course. Because you surely can’t know about a huge aggression in the center of our country’s attention without regularly and constantly watching the news.
And your logic is even further flawed. If a stupid person can’t even KNOW about wars, etc., then how is Bush LEADING US through a war?
I think I’ll take it one step further. Just one. If a stupid person can’t even know about wars, etc., then how do you, one who makes comments like, uhm, THAT, seem to know about it?
over-reaction win!
WINNER! You nailed it.
she can’t ‘write worth a damn’? um. hypocrite win?
???
how do you fail to see the english fail?
I dunno, unless you mean your lack of capitalization on “English.” Or did you want him to “right” worth a damn? Or “wright” worth a “dam?”
“Not Me”, capital letter on “Me”. And who got a problem with capitalization?
Not I.
Fail! You should not start a sentence with the word ‘and’.
In defense of Not Me, I think its a name.
it is not a valid sentence. ’she can’t write worth a damn’? therefore the poster was hardly in a position to judge.
It’s a colloquialism. “Can’t shoot worth a damn” or “Can’t write worth
a damn”, etc. It means one has no ability. One uses it similarly to the
phrase “for shit”, as in, “Can’t write for shit”.
Oh, I see, you’re a prescriptivist, not allowing for any spoken-language colloquialisms in an informal written-language forum. Gotcha.
yep. i think colloquialisms should be avoided where possible in a forum such as this which is so very international.
especially ridiculous ones like that which don’t even make grammatical sense.
Oh, well, good luck with that quest. *Heads off to Tinker’s Dam with fishing pole*
Hey, say what you want about Eric, but he’s keep up the trend of actually posting a comment rather than the number of his post. Let us pardon his other fails.
oh crap, I just made a typo on failblog…
The grammar vultures are circling…
prepare to be burnt at the stake.
*recites a passage from the book of Ezekiel before John Travolta and I fill you with lead*
*Recites a passage from “On Writing Well” before William Zinsser and I fill you with gerunds.*
SOMEONE IS WRONG ON THE INTERNET?!!?!?!!?!!?!2!!
(well a typo anyway)
Thats new
LOL
FIRST
You sir, are a knob-cheese.
smeg-head
radish-nose
Knob rot.
orangutan-arse
lemon-tit
sweetcorn-teeth
syphilis-dick
carcrash-life
carcrash-face
peanut-bollocks
BUTTSAECKS GOD LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLSUCKME
really big stupidness
Ass panda.
That’s so immature. I was in the middle of a sophisticated converstaion untill you butted in.