Lolz, I think by now we’ve all realized how capable retards are at using the computer. Take for example the douches who keeps shouting “First!” at every Fail Blog.
Fake question or not 168 people thought it was important to help this person. No wonder people get by in the country with such a low level of intelligence.
I apologize if most of you are already aware of this, but shouting “First” or “First Post” is probably as old as the idea of commenting on the internet. Not that it’s any more acceptable, now but, sometimes I get the impression that you’re genuinely surprised at this occurrence.
no one is surprised. if anything, i’m surprised that you think people are surprised. we all realise it is a very old concept. but thanks for the lecture.
Absolutes are always fun. Perhaps it’s surprise that they are even expending the energy to be annoyed by it instead of just ignoring it. Why waste time rehashing the same (false?) complaints in the same way that the first posters rehash a tired tradition? Their time would be better spent disecting the FAIL for the amusement of all.
we can start a new one: who’ll be the first to post a put-down
on the first-posters under every fail?? You can cry:
“There’s joy in repetition!”
or maybe
“Start a new trend instead of the first-posting”
or preferably something even more clever.
but only if you are second. After the one who posted the first post,
saying ‘i was first’ and not first after the one who…
getting too complicated for you?
Point against>>>people in the trailer park wouldn’t be watching the news either…so this particular person wouldn’t have any exposure to what is going on in Georgia. Blatant fake.
You’d be surprised. Back in High School, one girl thought that Iraq was an Apple product. She wanted it for her shoes. No joke. There are, in fact, true idiots in the world.
And I quote: “If the word too (meaning “also”) occurs somewhere other than the end of a sentence or a clause, commas should be placed before and after it.”
well guys, as usual, the masturbation (and masterbation) has been amazing, but sadly i must go to bed now (and masturbate some more).
*yawns*
*one last cuddle*
ok i got distracted, NOW i’m leaving.
don’t worry tiamat, i’ll see you in my dreams (and Newfoundland!)
not to mention our telepathy of course, due to us being twins.
*cuddles* *drags self to bed*
I know where you got the reference from Ru Ru, and I am going to stop trying with you.
Goodbye Ru Ru I will remember the fun times we had together, talking about your bad up bringing and your favorite color (green, right?).
Yea good times, good times. Farewell Ru Ru, farewell.
Your comment has too many fails. Please do not post on this site ever again. (boo boo is not a shit, its an owie. You know like…stub your big toe on the wall.)
That’s because the majority of people who have nothing better to do than to spend their days wasting away on the internet are left-winged liberal losers who would rather watch the abysmal CNN.
in the morning i listen to NPR on my hemp radio, while i imbibe a concoction of tea and red wine before heading off to work at the ACLU in their bible burning department. during my lunch break i come home and enjoy an arugula sandwich on a fresh baguette, and just a *hint* of failblog.
Yes, of course. Because you surely can’t know about a huge aggression in the center of our country’s attention without regularly and constantly watching the news.
And your logic is even further flawed. If a stupid person can’t even KNOW about wars, etc., then how is Bush LEADING US through a war?
I think I’ll take it one step further. Just one. If a stupid person can’t even know about wars, etc., then how do you, one who makes comments like, uhm, THAT, seem to know about it?
psh, dont be such a dong. you wouldnt even have to watch the news to hear about that. or hell, a lot of troglodytes watch foxnews without quite knowing what’s going on. im going to believe that it is real because it gives me a really good feeling in my sinuses and groin. mmmm
Do a search in Yahoo Answers on that spelling of Georgia. It’s a troll. There are several more like it. Dumb people don’t have standardized misspellings.
Where did I hear that before? Damn it sound familiar.
====
And where is all this criticism of spledding, gremmar, and other
forms of Engarish misabuse coming from? Dis is the interwebs,
we have a (place your favorite item of spiritual belief here) given
right to abuse, assault, molest and otherwise slap silly any
language of our choosing. And I am prepared to standup for my rights.
It’s a colloquialism. “Can’t shoot worth a damn” or “Can’t write worth
a damn”, etc. It means one has no ability. One uses it similarly to the
phrase “for shit”, as in, “Can’t write for shit”.
yep. i think colloquialisms should be avoided where possible in a forum such as this which is so very international.
especially ridiculous ones like that which don’t even make grammatical sense.
wow… sorry for that then, i don’t call people failed abortions seriously. to be fair though no one i know, family included, can tell when I’m messing around. so it’s all good. fights are fun
Hey, say what you want about Eric, but he’s keep up the trend of actually posting a comment rather than the number of his post. Let us pardon his other fails.
with LOLspeak, who CAN write correctly now-a-days?!?
anyways, as far as geography is concerned, there IS a country named Georgia that WAS attacked by Russia – they weren’t talking about Georgia, USA …
so, who really FAILS with this?!?
Georgia also happens to be a country bordering Turkey, Russia, Albania and Azerbaijan. So despite horrible spelling and grammar, it could have been a valid question posed by a Georgian Engrish major. Looks like you all failed geography…
Wow, Epic fail on failblog.org. Georgia isn’t just a state. It’s a country as well. She’s 100% right. The COUNTRY Georgia is under loads of threats from Russia. I’m actually embarrassed for anyone that doesn’t realize the the entire world is not American-ized.
That particular line comes from Curse, where Guybrush tries to duel Captain Rottingham before he learns that seaborne Insult Swordfights are supposed to rhyme, mrdobalina. IIRC, anyway.
And while I’m at it,
fish-breath
I think quite a few of us would like to see tanks in the state of Georgia. The lulz would make it worth the Katrina-scale moneysuck that would follow. I’d donate!
I thought it opened up a can of Borscht. Oh well, who can keep up with Eastern Europe anyways? Or is it western Asia? Oh wait! I’m an American. . . . and football is on.
with all the history that the southern states have of acceptance of those who are different, i have a feeling Georgia is not top on the immigration lists.
plus someone who doesn’t live on planet usa would likely know there is a country called georgia and that several places can have the same name. or at least have been drowned to save the family from shame.
speaking of poor manners there’s attempting to restrict human communication to that which offends no one. well, such restrictions offend me and a good portion of the human population as a whole. square that logic crack whore
10,000 huh? that’s missing a few 0’s but oh well. bet you were proud of that D in biology. and by the way, you do realize by now that I’m just mirroring you right?
Yes, everyone here is just like that. We are all the same! That’s why George Bush got 100% of the popular vote!!! All of your stereotypes are correct. Aren’t you glad you live in Superiorland where all people are smart?
Hurray! Another fucktard national! Let’s all beat up on Americans because THERE ARE NO IGNORANT PEOPLE ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD. FUCK AMERIKKKAAKAKAKKAKAK! Right? Or are you just another self righteous Canadian? In which case, fucking Amerikakakakak would fuck you too.
I am not Canadian, rather I live in the land of socialised education & healthcare, cradle-to-grave welfare and compulsory voting (all of which seem to terrify the average ignorant American).
Aaak, I hate having to explain jokes. It was a reference to “No Child Left Behind” which you can Google if you don’t know what it is.
Cracker (from Wikipedia): “Georgia Cracker refers to the original American pioneer settlers of the Province of Georgia [later, Georgia (U.S. state)], and their descendants. These were frontier people whose culture of self-reliance and simplicity has survived into the modern day…
The term is used as a proud or jocular self-description. Since the huge influx of new residents into Georgia from the northern parts of the United States in the late 20th century, “Georgia cracker” has become used informally by some white residents of Georgia to indicate that their family has lived there for many generations. The term is also occasionally used as a pejorative to refer to whites. See Cracker (pejorative).”
That person is kidding right? I mean they are obviously trying to spark discussion and debate while they sit back and laugh.
But then again – it’s brilliant because it’s just believable enough. We have seen that kind of post before. We have become accustomed to reading posts that highlight the fact that many of our fellow countrymen have no understanding of the world outside their own walls. I say joke fail – I hope it is anyway.
hmm i’m not sure, i reckon the brits might see that as a bit of an embarrassment, no offence obviously. they just pride themselves on shakespeare the way americans pride themselves on… their flag?
Her mastery of the English language certainly is lacking. And it is entirely possible to hear such news in passing and missing out on the key geographic points. In such a case, a young person would be likely to make the same mistake.
On a side note, I resent the use of my name as an insult earlier in these comments. I am a Knob-Cheese, and quite proud of it.
I simply can’t believe this post is real. No one could be that stupid, not even in Georgia. Or, if she is stupid enough to worry about Russians invading her trailer park, there’s no way she was smart enough to get connected to the interweb and write that post. She would have electrocuted herself in the process.
I’m allowed to do this once…. this shouldn’t be here. Yahoo Answers is well known for people trolling it for the lulz, in fact, I asked something very similar. Mine was phrased something like “I live in Atlanta, Georgia whar r the Russian troops did they use stealth ships or something????!!?”
Imagine a situation – You try to troll on Yahoo Answers about Russia invading Failand. However, your trolling is not considered lulz on the grounds that you live in Failand and therefore forever marked as a fail since guys from Failand are known to fail. Sounds familiar? Hey, you just did that!
Imagine a situation – You try to burn someone on FAIL Blog about one of their prior comments. However, your burn attempt, admittedly based on a weak concept to begin with, falls completely apart in the second sentence because of poor planning, excessive wordiness and general stupidity. Sounds familiar? We both just did that!
Sorry about that. There’s a 3 week submissions queue, but I saw this image in the LOLbuilder over the weekend and tracked it down on Monday. I’m looking to try out a “current news” email address in a bit so that urgent, relevant stuff doesn’t have to wait till it stops being funny.
That particular line comes from the part where Guybrush tries to duel Captain Rottingham before he learns that seaborne Insult Swordfights are supposed to rhyme, mrdobalina. IIRC, anyway.
And while I’m at it,
fish-breath
I played and finished all of them, even the 3d one. LeChuck’s Revenge is the one I keep coming back to, just for the sake of spitting at Wally while we both hang over a vat of acid. But yeah, I started with the 3rd one. So can we call this half-a-FAIL?
I have to humbly warn you about your nickname translation in my native language. It stands for having a sexual intercourse with… something called balina.
Someone on the yahoo page itself said something about her only being 8 years old. If thats correct, than I think every things explained and its not really a fail. However, I would imagine it was just some random person trying to defend someone else. On another note, how would you feel in ten years if you where that eight year old girl who asked a stupid question and ended up on fail blog? Sucks to be you.
Actually, at camp one year I told my cabin that Georgia (where we’re from) is also the name of a country. They told me it definitely was NOT a country and I was making it up.
They also thought there were 49 states…”or maybe 51″
Agreed, I’m flying over to Georgia tomorrow to go help their National Guard. Almost 80 percent of Georgia’s Natty Guard is posted in Iraq and Afghanistan. Someone’s got to go help our friends in Georgia since we really screwed the pooch on New Orleans and who else is gonna go fight. Hurray right to bear arms!
Oh, what an embarrassment, even as a fake post! I’m on staff at UGA (go Dawgs) and not all of us exhibit this utter lack of, well, functioning brain tissue. Even the international people on campus know better than that fruitcake!
The shame, the shame…fellow Georgians, straighten up!!
The joke is on all of you for assuming she’s American. You *fail* at considering the fact that she may very well be from the country of Georgia, which would be consistent with her poor English (and poor spelling, Russia uses a phonetic writing so it would make sense that they wouldn’t know how to spell their own country’s name correctly) and the name Jessica is no rarity in Russian-speaking countries.
Georgia is not called Georgia by Georgians. It’s called Sakartvelo. If this “Jessica” were from the country of Georgia, she would have referred to it as such.
We don’t FAIL, you do.
This reminds me of an article I saw a couple years ago in a news paper somewhere. They had a world map with lines connecting story blurbs to their locations on the map. One of the stories was “Bush supports Georgia’s democracy”, and of course the line pointed to the state of Georgia.
Google News originally reported that Russia was invading Georgia in the USA: http://news.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/08/09/213236 If the person who asked that question was a child, I think that should explain the kid’s confusion.
Did you ever stop to think that this person might be an African American and not a “redneck” you stupid fool. You might be interested to know that Georgia’s full different races.
Hasn’t your mother ever taught you to beware of false dichotomies? She should have! The only fool here is the one who misleads himself into believe the person who asked the question is either stupid or a troll by assuming without a single fucking reason that the question had anything to do with the state of Georgia.
I mean seriously, how fucking stupid can all you fuckers on the Web be to tell the person/comment that she doesn’t live in the country of Georgia but in the state of Georgia? How the fuck do you know she lives in the state of Georgia? You don’t fucking know that, you just assumed it out of nowhere. Fucking masses of retards who think they’re smarter than anyone else. You’re all the butt of the joke, and I’m one of the seemingly very very few to laugh for the good reasons.
its true then – the english vocabulary is being devoured by that virus,
the f-word!! more and more synonyms are disappearing into thin air as you go
on speaking… see them go ‘pop’ like soapbubbles… truly amazing
that’s some sound reasoning there… i grew up in massachusetts- i guess all my classmates who had trouble spelling the stat [sic] were figments of my imagination…
With one out of five Americans unable to find USA on a map, and apparently another one out of five unable to spell the name of their state (my state’s name has 10 letters in it, and twice as many ways to spell it wrong), I guess the idea of Rusia invading Georegia is not that farfetched to a large percent of the population.
Now, if we could just get Rusia to come in and prune the population of Georegia a little bit, we might improve the situation to, say, one out of six. We can be entirely sure that the right part of the population would be pruned, since they’d be the ones to use Yahoo Answers to confirm any news reports of the invasion.
the spelling and grammar are poor, yes, but Georgia is a small region near Russia, that is currently being invaded my Russia, they are at war. it’s all over the new in the UK. The citizens of the US are just so uninformed about the rest of the world. so “FAIL” on us.
you kids are dumb
the kid live in georgia in europe
its all over european news
that russia has invaded georgia
and the town had fled to make shift shelters
how about you all do some fucking research morons
props for realizing that it doesnt actually say that she doesnt live in america, HOWEVER if she was Georgian her name probably wouldn’t be Jessica. fail.
i’ve actually had someone reply to me in the same way on some comment i made about georgia, something like georgia is a state in our country and we should protect it or something like that, did’nt know weather they where joking or not :S i hope americans arnt this dumb -.-
Coca-Cola was first made in a pharmacy (which coincidentally also served fountain drinks at the time) just to the northwest of Atlanta’s city limits in a podunk town named Douglasville. You moron. Why doesn’t anyone ever do any research before they post anything on the internet? The one area where anything can be researched? RESEARCH FAIL ANYONE?
She should be worried. She can’t write worth a damn. Russia should blow her up just for being an idiot.
This is blatantly a fake. Someone that dumb wouldn’t watch the news.
fair point… maybe she’s lying and she overheard some people in the trailer park discussing it.
Lolz, I think by now we’ve all realized how capable retards are at using the computer. Take for example the douches who keeps shouting “First!” at every Fail Blog.
Actually, I’ve seen more people shouting “FAKE!” lately.
Everyone says that when they see my rack, but I say “NO! They’re just photoshopped.”
“Jessica B” registered with Yahoo!Answers on August 8 and her only activity was to post this single question. Fake question; authentic lulztroll.
I loves our research department.
Agreed.
either way, this made me lol so hard that it was worth it
Its not fake, note that the Georgia that she lives in is in the US,
people down there have exceeded (by large amounts) this
amount of stupidity. BLAM!
OOOOH I get it. Georgia’s a state AND a country. No but seriously, I think it’s fake because what hick has a computer? Oh wait, technically me.
(Intelligent Conversation won’t nest below this level)
I think you missed by a few levels…
Missed WHAT?
‘It,’ perhaps?
WTF (what the fail)
Um no.
I live in Georgia and I’m going Ivy. Let me guess, you went to community college didn’t you?
Fake question or not 168 people thought it was important to help this person. No wonder people get by in the country with such a low level of intelligence.
i love our research department workers, ’sigh’ TMI <3
How is Babby formed?
angels make them out of water and light
bullets in her brain or her mouth on my tool.
I once made an account to Yahoo for a single question.
If you want to know something, you sign up for Yahoo, then get your answer, and there’s no reason to come back.
I love you. Marry me?
Way to ruin the joke moron…
you’re worse than the people who say it’s fake
good Sherlock skllz TMI
Maybe she’s twelve or something. Little kids like to go online and pretend to know stuff. =/
maybe she just stopped watching fox news after that?
WIN
I think they shout fake because they don’t believe that some people really are that stupid.
Or its their sister and they are trying to deny that this was serious.
This is abseloutly disgusting that there are people this dumb that can vote.
Yeah, we should totally have an IQ cut-off for voting.
Maybe americans should’ve put this in motion for presidents as well
It should be in place for a LOT of positions.
ya i dont think bush nows where georgia is either soooo =/ we might have to wait a few years for that =D or one
We do. It’s called the Electoral College. It basically says only the votes of 538 people matter.
and for reproducing.
Then what would you do – get Canadians to elect your president?
Too easily abused. All they have to do is structure the IQ test to shut out undesirables and there you are, no more franchise.
You laugh, but they used to give reading tests to black people by handing them newspapers written in Chinese.
For voting? Try reproduction
this coming from someone who can’t spell ‘absolutely’ and uses ‘that’ instead of ‘who’.
sorry, i’m on a grammar police roll. *rolls*
Go go go go! Flash bangs! Grenades! GO GRAMMAR POLICE!
*sigh* if only it were that dramatic and exciting.
(rolls wont nest below this level)
He be rollin’, they be hatin’…
But so far they all think I’m too White and Nerdy…
BAAAhHAHAHAHA the best fail ive seen in a while (fake or otherwise)
You are both wrong. Since ‘people’ is the object of the sentence (’this’ is the subject) she should use ‘whom’, not ‘who’.
EPIC FAIL.
Its absolutely not “abseloutly” you tard.
It’s it’s not its you tard
you tell him sista/brotha!
Sentences have a full stop at the end tard.
You should see me correcting papers. *I am the scourge of the people who write without checking their work!* **Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!***
You mean you actually vote in the US?
We all thought you got that last guy at the lottery?
Worst bet we ever lost.
it was actually a dare
Essentially true. We voted, but the Supreme Court decided. Possibly by flipping a coin. Democracy fail.
As serious as paying for poked pies? :[
optimism win?
I apologize if most of you are already aware of this, but shouting “First” or “First Post” is probably as old as the idea of commenting on the internet. Not that it’s any more acceptable, now but, sometimes I get the impression that you’re genuinely surprised at this occurrence.
no one is surprised. if anything, i’m surprised that you think people are surprised. we all realise it is a very old concept. but thanks for the lecture.
we are aware of all internet traditions.
I was surprised that this exchange about being surprised happened.
I wish to exchange my surprise for a happening.
I see your surprise and raise you one bewilderment.
I’m quite literally flabberghasted.
Your name is First…?
lol LOVE these comments! I mean… Almost every comment here was wit. wtf is that about? SOOO not used to that on any other site. WTG?!
Absolutes are always fun. Perhaps it’s surprise that they are even expending the energy to be annoyed by it instead of just ignoring it. Why waste time rehashing the same (false?) complaints in the same way that the first posters rehash a tired tradition? Their time would be better spent disecting the FAIL for the amusement of all.
Whut?
Translation: People need to stop wasting time on complaining about people who say ‘first!’
I’ve heard abselouts are just as much fun!
we can start a new one: who’ll be the first to post a put-down
on the first-posters under every fail?? You can cry:
“There’s joy in repetition!”
or maybe
“Start a new trend instead of the first-posting”
or preferably something even more clever.
but only if you are second. After the one who posted the first post,
saying ‘i was first’ and not first after the one who…
getting too complicated for you?
Wolverines!!!!!!!!!!!!
Red Dawn reference. Nice.
I em afred … we are out … of badjurs.
badjurs? badjurs! WE don need no stinkin badjurs!
…Red dawn?
Gravatar fail
why? it’s the default for those without accounts
I’m gonna ask a dumb question but where does one go to register? I’d like to get rid of this shit stain of an avatar.
http://www.gravatar.com
Way cool, thanks!
Point against>>>people in the trailer park wouldn’t be watching the news either…so this particular person wouldn’t have any exposure to what is going on in Georgia. Blatant fake.
shes not lying lol. If she can’t even spell Georgia correctly its obvious that she is as stupid as she seems.
what the hells a trailer park gotta do with this…
Um….what do you think the demographic for Faux News is exactly? Yep, dumb people like Jessica B.
Maybe she meant Fox.
You’d be surprised. Back in High School, one girl thought that Iraq was an Apple product. She wanted it for her shoes. No joke. There are, in fact, true idiots in the world.
John that u? if not FAIL!1
i laughed for a good long while from that.
I wanted Iraq, too, but the plastic surgery is SO expensive…
*grabs Dragonwriter’s superfluous comma and smacks her across the head with it*
*feels guilty and offers hug*
um…did they by any chance issue you a firearm when you joined the Grammar Police? Just for future reference…
*Ahem*…
And I quote: “If the word too (meaning “also”) occurs somewhere other than the end of a sentence or a clause, commas should be placed before and after it.”
*awaits abject apologies*
*grabs superfluous smiley and smacks wordpress with it*
oh yeah right, whatever, psh.
(i’m sorry, *hits self across the head and hands back the comma*)
:p
….
*HUGS!*
sadly no, just a dagger… to puncture-ate…
pun-cturate, surely….
just don’t call her surly
There was a gal in my hometown who went to a LOCAL Whole Foods Market to try to purchase some LoCal honey she’d seen her roommate eating.
bahahaha. what an idiot.
*SNORK!!*
*cuddles* You’ve been hiding from me. T_T
and the reason is probably…
Nah, she showed up to the cuddle party eventually. She just took longer than expected.
i luvz me my cuddle-chums. how long ’til we can take things further? 3rd date?
Now if you wanna.
…too nervous *blush*
Aww…*cuddles*
ah hell let’s just do what we do best. *masturbates furiously*
Cuddles suck!
I haven’t been hiding, honestly…I’ve been doing fambly stuff.
So…..
*CUDDLECUDDLECUDDLECUDDLECUDDLE!!!!!*
(…doesn’t cuddle cee cee…)
*CUDDLECUDDLECUDDLECUDDLECUDDLE!!!!!*
There. That should catch me up, yeah?
*almost suffocates …in a good way*
Ahhh cuddle ketchup.
Fambly? Sounds like knock-off of “Bambi”.
There Will Be Blood!
*cuddles*
Yes, that catches you up on your cuddling…but what about your masterbating?
*masturbates*
your master, bating?
WHY DON’T I GET CUDDLED TOO?!!!
My “l” and “y” ran away together in the other thread. So this time my “a” jumped over the moon.
oh cee cee, go and play with your toys. look! shiny things!
Master Bates is being masturbated by Master Baits. *masturbates*
who is in turn being masturbated by a mass debater
Gah, “masterbating” was hidden behind the stupid thing. Why do they make typing space in these text boxes bigger than the actual text box?
First, you don’t get cuddles because you said that cuddles suck.
Second, you’re just cee cee’s shit…no one wants to cuddle with shit. O.O
no siree, we want to cuddle with rainbows and flowers and kittens and candy floss.
*masterbates anyway*
I’d rather just cuddle with loz and Dragonwriter. Oh, I’d also like to kick talons out of the cuddle party.
*kicks talons ass out of the window*
NOW I’m shit…huh?
The cuddle clan are so ruthless.
Fine I don’t need to cuddle.
MEANIES! :p
I got the shit idea from your comment about your toilet teleportation device on the “Burn of the Week” thread.
Nope, still here, monitoring your fails.
well guys, as usual, the masturbation (and masterbation) has been amazing, but sadly i must go to bed now (and masturbate some more).
*yawns*
*one last cuddle*
No! You’re leaving me! *cries* *then cuddles*
ok i got distracted, NOW i’m leaving.
don’t worry tiamat, i’ll see you in my dreams (and Newfoundland!)
not to mention our telepathy of course, due to us being twins.
*cuddles* *drags self to bed*
I know where you got the reference from Ru Ru, and I am going to stop trying with you.
Goodbye Ru Ru I will remember the fun times we had together, talking about your bad up bringing and your favorite color (green, right?).
Yea good times, good times. Farewell Ru Ru, farewell.
Look…Imma polite-type dragon. You express dissatisfaction with cuddles, you gets no cuddles.
Too bad, too, ‘cuz dragon-cuddles are the best!!
Because NO ONE OFFERED ME A CUDDLED. *a little bit hurt*
Nooo. You said cuddles suck. So I figured you’d be offended if I offered you one.
If you have changed your mind about said cuddles…all you have to do is say so!
Hey I found Fuzz’s pants in Bike fail.
See…? TOLDJA dragon cuddles were the best!
*it’s so warm, is this heaven?*
That’s what he said.
I walked right into that…DAMN I did it again.
Becoming a spoof off of Britney Spears?
*steals Fuzz’s pants from cee cee and sniffs them*
*steals Dragonwriter’s cuddles from cee cee and cuddles Dragonwriter back*
*CREEPY* and
*Took cuddle back and kicked Ru Ru in balls.*
I doubt anyone here gets the reference from sniffing the pants.
*has a nut-guard on for occasions such as this* *steals cuddle back while cee cee is taking care of the boo boo on her foot*
YOU TOOK A SHIT ON MY HEELS……how dare you. That is a no no when it comes to a girls shoes.
Those shit into Ru Ru hair and runs with the cuddle.
Sorry Dragon we are going on a little trip.
Damnit I meant to say “throw”.
The box where I wrote my text is cut off and I am writing blind.
How do I fix this. *here come the jokes*
Your comment has too many fails. Please do not post on this site ever again. (boo boo is not a shit, its an owie. You know like…stub your big toe on the wall.)
*sigh* I know what you meant by “boo boo”.
I just changed the meaning to fit what I wanted to say.
Sorry, cee cee, but…I’m not a shoe-buying girl dragon.
These are pretty much the only things that I ever put on my feet.
^ Stalker cuddlier has be apprehended the streets are safe again people.
This comment has “be apprehended” and the threads are now able to fail some more.
Spelling fail.
Well now you know that I am not a spelling bee champion.
There my secret is out.
There actually is diet honey out there. I’m not sure what the point is.
In my school there was a girl who asked “Nigeria? Who is that?” so yeah, there’s dumb people out there.
FOX NEWS
dude, everyone’s said that already.
That’s because the majority of people who have nothing better to do than to spend their days wasting away on the internet are left-winged liberal losers who would rather watch the abysmal CNN.
I am the conservative exception…
haha. fail.
Total, utter, complete, definitive, absolute, ultimate fail.
Win, good sir. Win.
in the morning i listen to NPR on my hemp radio, while i imbibe a concoction of tea and red wine before heading off to work at the ACLU in their bible burning department. during my lunch break i come home and enjoy an arugula sandwich on a fresh baguette, and just a *hint* of failblog.
are burns better when enjoyed with free trade espresso and organic granola while hugging a tree?
i hate myself for doing this, but it’s fair trade. free trade is a whole other thing.
By “everyone”, you mean one person, right?
You are the apple of your mother’s logistikon.
Yes, of course. Because you surely can’t know about a huge aggression in the center of our country’s attention without regularly and constantly watching the news.
And your logic is even further flawed. If a stupid person can’t even KNOW about wars, etc., then how is Bush LEADING US through a war?
I think I’ll take it one step further. Just one. If a stupid person can’t even know about wars, etc., then how do you, one who makes comments like, uhm, THAT, seem to know about it?
over-reaction win!
You need to eat some brownies – STAT!
I can make brownies… >.>
At this point I don’t even know which comment you are responding too. Sorry about your rage though.
WINNER! You nailed it.
Impossible? It is grossly apparent that you have never lived in the South…
psh, dont be such a dong. you wouldnt even have to watch the news to hear about that. or hell, a lot of troglodytes watch foxnews without quite knowing what’s going on. im going to believe that it is real because it gives me a really good feeling in my sinuses and groin. mmmm
A lot of the questions on Yahoo! Answers are fakes.
Do a search in Yahoo Answers on that spelling of Georgia. It’s a troll. There are several more like it. Dumb people don’t have standardized misspellings.
Are you shitting me?!!!!
she might be like 6 years old
definitely a fake, no doubt about it. they overdid it with the misspellings and bad grammar.
she can’t ‘write worth a damn’? um. hypocrite win?
???
how do you fail to see the english fail?
I dunno, unless you mean your lack of capitalization on “English.” Or did you want him to “right” worth a damn? Or “wright” worth a “dam?”
“Not Me”, capital letter on “Me”. And who got a problem with capitalization?
Not I.
Fail! You should not start a sentence with the word ‘and’.
In defense of Not Me, I think its a name.
communists.
no. no. they’re nazis.
At least the National Socialists had an ethos!
Where did I hear that before? Damn it sound familiar.
====
And where is all this criticism of spledding, gremmar, and other
forms of Engarish misabuse coming from? Dis is the interwebs,
we have a (place your favorite item of spiritual belief here) given
right to abuse, assault, molest and otherwise slap silly any
language of our choosing. And I am prepared to standup for my rights.
You heard the aforementioned quote from “The Big Lebowski”.
Paraphrased, actually. The line is: “Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism dude, at least it’s an ethos”.
*Slaps forehead*
Of course! Walter.
it is not a valid sentence. ’she can’t write worth a damn’? therefore the poster was hardly in a position to judge.
It’s a colloquialism. “Can’t shoot worth a damn” or “Can’t write worth
a damn”, etc. It means one has no ability. One uses it similarly to the
phrase “for shit”, as in, “Can’t write for shit”.
Oh, I see, you’re a prescriptivist, not allowing for any spoken-language colloquialisms in an informal written-language forum. Gotcha.
yep. i think colloquialisms should be avoided where possible in a forum such as this which is so very international.
especially ridiculous ones like that which don’t even make grammatical sense.
Oh, well, good luck with that quest. *Heads off to Tinker’s Dam with fishing pole*
sarcasm win? It’s certainly a fail as a serious preposition.
proposition*
Where’s my serious prepositions at?
porpoise position
is that in the kama sutra?
i certainly hope so, and may kama come back to you.
Or on you, as you prefer.
if i’d wanted a comeback i would’ve got it off your mum’s chin.
i wouldn’t want my cum back from you madame.
haha, talk about bearing a grudge. move on.
grudge? this is called fun. my apologies if you took it seriously.
i thought you were taking it seriously… oh well. good.
wow… sorry for that then, i don’t call people failed abortions seriously. to be fair though no one i know, family included, can tell when I’m messing around. so it’s all good. fights are fun
Hey, say what you want about Eric, but he’s keep up the trend of actually posting a comment rather than the number of his post. Let us pardon his other fails.
oh crap, I just made a typo on failblog…
The grammar vultures are circling…
prepare to be burnt at the stake.
You have thirty seconds before the FBI shows up.
Prepare to be *burned* at the stake.
*recites a passage from the book of Ezekiel before John Travolta and I fill you with lead*
*Recites a passage from “On Writing Well” before William Zinsser and I fill you with gerunds.*
I’ll dangle you from a participle!
… XD
Edited for you:
*Reciting a passage from “On Writing well” before William Zinsser and I are filling you with gerunds.*
Tarantino made up the ”verse”- it shares about 10-20% of the same words as the Ezekiel 25:17
What makes you think I give a damn?
SOMEONE IS WRONG ON THE INTERNET?!!?!?!!?!!?!2!!
(well a typo anyway)
Thats new
xkcd ftw! xkcd dot com/386/
I think by now everyone and their fourth cousin has seen that comic.
This picture mad me laugh soooooooo much.
with LOLspeak, who CAN write correctly now-a-days?!?
anyways, as far as geography is concerned, there IS a country named Georgia that WAS attacked by Russia – they weren’t talking about Georgia, USA …
so, who really FAILS with this?!?
Georgia also happens to be a country bordering Turkey, Russia, Albania and Azerbaijan. So despite horrible spelling and grammar, it could have been a valid question posed by a Georgian Engrish major. Looks like you all failed geography…
Yeah, that’s the problem, she can’t write proper…
Wow, Epic fail on failblog.org. Georgia isn’t just a state. It’s a country as well. She’s 100% right. The COUNTRY Georgia is under loads of threats from Russia. I’m actually embarrassed for anyone that doesn’t realize the the entire world is not American-ized.
correction. she is worrie.
Amen to that! Language fail…
its like when the movie Fantastik 4 came out… I was amazed they where already at th e4th one, I did not see 1,2 or 3
Its fucking scary how many dumb fucks like her are walking
the Earth. And potentially breeding.
Agreed
LOL
FIRST
You sir, are a knob-cheese.
smeg-head
radish-nose
Knob rot.
orangutan-arse
lemon-tit
sweetcorn-teeth
syphilis-dick
carcrash-life
carcrash-face
peanut-bollocks
BUTTSAECKS GOD LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLSUCKME
really big stupidness
Ass panda.
That’s so immature. I was in the middle of a sophisticated converstaion untill you butted in.
Oh yeah? Well, you fight like a cow!
Ant-and-Dec-boobs
State Your Name:
Monkey-Island-quote-FAIL. You missed out ‘how appropriate’.
That particular line comes from Curse, where Guybrush tries to duel Captain Rottingham before he learns that seaborne Insult Swordfights are supposed to rhyme, mrdobalina. IIRC, anyway.
And while I’m at it,
fish-breath
Even before they smell your breath?
With you around, I’d rather be fumigated.
Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.
Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.
Cheap suited camel jockey.
my penis is very huge
i don’t think that’s an insult
It is when she’s talking about herself…
it is if it was photo-shopped which I believed it was.
Aehm… certainly you mean Baboon arse… Orangutan have a quite pretty backside for an ape…
And yes – I know that baboon is a monkey!
oh yeah, i hit that too
why did you think it was an insult? I thought we were having a
complement-competition (also sometimes known as a ‘complemition’).
Either that, or I wanted to use some alliteration.
Please alleviate all alliteration; I am allergic.
Achoo
Squeal like an orangutan!
OOOK! OOOOK!
Oh my god.She wants to see tanks in the state of Georgia!
ROTFL
You got the joke.. good for you
I think quite a few of us would like to see tanks in the state of Georgia. The lulz would make it worth the Katrina-scale moneysuck that would follow. I’d donate!
yeah war and destruction are hilarious. the suffering is better than any movie! hahahaha…
Yes, Jessica B, you should be very worried. We will be there very soon for the sterilization procedure. Please tell us your exact location.
Georgia, duh.
Noooo! Georegia! Duh.
The whole day through …
Other arms reach out to me
Other eyes smile tenderly
Still in peaceful dreams I see
The road leads back to, duh.
*hums along quietly*
*waves lighter back and forth*
*asks if it has the bmw logo on it*
Country roads, take me home,
To the place where I belooooong…
That’s West Virginia, silly!
in Soviet Russia, she would have been killed at birth.
LoLoL
In the USofA, she would be a Senator by now.
she is in the ‘USofA’… tell me she isn’t a senator…
Well, _she_ thinks she lives in the sovereign nation of Georgia…which opens up a whole other can of worms.
I thought it opened up a can of Borscht. Oh well, who can keep up with Eastern Europe anyways? Or is it western Asia? Oh wait! I’m an American. . . . and football is on.
You mean, soccer?
psh, american football, where they get all padded up and wear helmets. those aren’t real men! rugby players will show you how it’s done
Amen, and turn on the rugby channel.
(”Donate blood…play rugby!)
rugby’s for girls. i play dynamite badminton.
Dynamite badminton’s for babies. I prefer nuclear golf.
Please go play American football without pads versus real football players. Please!
So you want her to play padless American football against a team of football (soccer) players? I think they’d kick her ass.
yeah, i don’t really get his comment…
no, she thinks the supposedly sovereign nation of georgia is, in fact, one of the fifty states of the US.
OMG DUDE THANKS SO MUCH! I DIDN’T GET THIS JOKE UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG! OMG WHERE WOULD I BE WITHOUT YOU!
Possessing a lot more bottled-up sarcasm, I suppose.
and plenty of capitol letters, too.
oh man, wrong capital. i’m bracing myself.
*rams down the door and kicks david in the kneepads*
Maybe she is an emmigrant? or a hick? lol
maybe you are an immigrant.
so they aimed for florida and the wind shifted?
with all the history that the southern states have of acceptance of those who are different, i have a feeling Georgia is not top on the immigration lists.
plus someone who doesn’t live on planet usa would likely know there is a country called georgia and that several places can have the same name. or at least have been drowned to save the family from shame.
In Soviet Russia, birth kills you!
political incorrectness win. maternal fatality = not very funny.
the ‘politically correct’ fad is a fail. and so was your mother’s abortion.
harsh! your mother’s manner-teaching was clearly a fail. ah well, not everyone makes a good parent.
speaking of poor manners there’s attempting to restrict human communication to that which offends no one. well, such restrictions offend me and a good portion of the human population as a whole. square that logic crack whore
err… i’m all for offensive communication. how do you like them apples, bitchtits?
i can’t believe out of 10,000 sperm you were the fastest.
10,000 huh? that’s missing a few 0’s but oh well. bet you were proud of that D in biology. and by the way, you do realize by now that I’m just mirroring you right?
lmao, never in a biology exam have i been asked “how many sperm cells are there in a typical ejaculation?”
all that ‘1 on 1 tutoring’ for nothing eh?
nah your dad was a crap tutor. he insisted i swallow.
indeed. you should’ve stuck with yours.
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
okay, break it up, nothing to see here, move along. both your dads are dead.
*massages lolz’s shoulders and squirts some water*
Okay…get back in there! She has a tricky uppercut, and tends to try to hit below the belt, but you can take her!!!
under the belt? *masturbates*
oh sorry, bad time.
frequent masturbation causes low sperm count….uh…er so I read somewhere……I don’t masterbate, but I do lie my ass off
So you’re not a doctor?
He just plays one on the internet.
and in fps
In Soviet Russia Georgia would live in her.
Looks like something Georgia W. Bush would say…
i lol’d
I masturbated.
It’s a fake.There’s no doubt
It looks like a LOL cat wrote this.
Win
Catlike LOL-ing detektid.
Nawt so grete akshually
Do I hear an American citizen? Classic.
If you do hear an American citize, are they near you? Outside your window? Are they yelling? What do you hear? Do you hear the lambs, Clarice?
now that would be terrifying, an american lamb yelling outside your window.
An american lamb yellowing outside your Windows would be more terrifying
Yes, everyone here is just like that. We are all the same! That’s why George Bush got 100% of the popular vote!!! All of your stereotypes are correct. Aren’t you glad you live in Superiorland where all people are smart?
I am indeed glad for any chance to poke a dead guy with a stick, not that I care much about upholding a few stereotypes on the way.
american stupidity WIN!!!
Hurray! Another fucktard national! Let’s all beat up on Americans because THERE ARE NO IGNORANT PEOPLE ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD. FUCK AMERIKKKAAKAKAKKAKAK! Right? Or are you just another self righteous Canadian? In which case, fucking Amerikakakakak would fuck you too.
oh come on, have the ability to laugh at yourself!
I do. ALL the time. *Blows snot bubble out of nose*
what’s with all the extra ka’s
A bit sensitive, eh?
I am not Canadian, rather I live in the land of socialised education & healthcare, cradle-to-grave welfare and compulsory voting (all of which seem to terrify the average ignorant American).
I’m hoping she’s like 7 years old.
If not, then methinks she has the brain of one.
Don’t you see how special and talented she is? She can see sound. I can’t do that.
Here, take this.
Why do you prefer 7-year-old girls?
Obviously for being less hadoken resistant.
I prefer twenty seven-year-olds.
Yeah, because there’s 20 of them…
there are*
thar they’re blowin’ mates
Tsk. You could give them some privacy at least!
This joke would have been funnier if you’d said, “I prefer twenty one-year-olds”.
:p
It would’ve, but the set-up wasn’t right. ::)
WIN
NCLB – No Cracker Left Behind.
Wait, is this a racist comment or are we actually talking about crackers?
Aaak, I hate having to explain jokes. It was a reference to “No Child Left Behind” which you can Google if you don’t know what it is.
Cracker (from Wikipedia): “Georgia Cracker refers to the original American pioneer settlers of the Province of Georgia [later, Georgia (U.S. state)], and their descendants. These were frontier people whose culture of self-reliance and simplicity has survived into the modern day…
The term is used as a proud or jocular self-description. Since the huge influx of new residents into Georgia from the northern parts of the United States in the late 20th century, “Georgia cracker” has become used informally by some white residents of Georgia to indicate that their family has lived there for many generations. The term is also occasionally used as a pejorative to refer to whites. See Cracker (pejorative).”
How you can see this as racist is beyond me …
Maybe because black folks have used “cracker” as such for quite some time. cf: “Honky”
Look on Ozzie’s work and despair.
YOU try walking around on legs of stone.
*laughs like a bombed Shelley*
I’m going to guess no one has heard of a troll.
I’ve heard a process of fishing with a moving line, working the line up or down with a rod or trailing the line behind a slow-moving boat.
I have heard of mythical horned creatures resembling large, malformed humans that supposedly live under bridges and eat goats and small children.
I’ve heard of the booth where they take a few dollars from you in order to drive on that portion of the freeway.
I’ve heaard of a brand of gummy candy.
Bad “a”! Bad!
i’ve heard of your mother
i’ve heard of your mother and me, in YOUR bed
Well, somebody’s gotta repopulate the planet after all that precipitation.
what would rain do to depopulate the planet?
tsk tsk … you haven’t been reading your Torah
Old.
I know you are but what am I?
How the hell can it be old when Russia only recently invaded Georgia? You fail at life.
Maybe that was Lolspeak for “Oh, lemme die.” In which case, I say it is our duty to assist.
I’ll get the RPG.
What about the BFG? >:3
No thanks, I think a real weapon would be more effective.
Role Playing Games usually don’t suffice for murder weapons.
Unless we’re talking about WoW…
This joke is two years old, when there was the first problem between them
This supposed question from “Jessica B” was posted to Yahoo!Answers one week ago.
lol, we invade Georgia regularly, you knew that, didn’t you?
I personally invade Georgia every time I visit my parents.
have you taken her to meet them at least?
Are you kidding? They just got over my primary girlfriend; no way am I gonna bring up this one.
That person is kidding right? I mean they are obviously trying to spark discussion and debate while they sit back and laugh.
But then again – it’s brilliant because it’s just believable enough. We have seen that kind of post before. We have become accustomed to reading posts that highlight the fact that many of our fellow countrymen have no understanding of the world outside their own walls. I say joke fail – I hope it is anyway.
Still a patriot after this? My “USALOL” folder is getting bigger day by day…
i want one of those!
somebody needs a hug
oh ok, i guess i’ll settle for a hug.
I’ll settle for a blowjob, but I guess a hug would do. Ow! Watch it down there!
*HUG!!!*
Мухахаха! I pay u 1cent, gimme that folder USALOL LOL!!
Elite access required. I say prove your worth sir!
*unzips* *THUD*
*judging*
Wow, that must be a huge judgement, it’s taking forever…
It seems the jury is hung as well.
Myxaxaxa? That sounds like a disease of some sort.
It’s just cyrillic muhahahhahaa
come on, your countrymen will never stop being funny. eternal source of amusement.
Only the stupid ones. Especially since one of them is currently running the country, and God only knows how many are in the Senate and the House.
Really and truly, loz, we’re not all stooooopit.
*sobs on shoulder*
Do you think Britain would be interested in importing an American Shakespeare professor??
hmm i’m not sure, i reckon the brits might see that as a bit of an embarrassment, no offence obviously. they just pride themselves on shakespeare the way americans pride themselves on… their flag?
Dammit. There goes my dream.
i’ll employ you though! ireland is so much better
Her mastery of the English language certainly is lacking. And it is entirely possible to hear such news in passing and missing out on the key geographic points. In such a case, a young person would be likely to make the same mistake.
On a side note, I resent the use of my name as an insult earlier in these comments. I am a Knob-Cheese, and quite proud of it.
Sorry, I know you are a knob-cheese. And a rather splendid one at that.
The person who posted ‘First!’ was merely a twat.
I think we are going to have a problem…
I simply can’t believe this post is real. No one could be that stupid, not even in Georgia. Or, if she is stupid enough to worry about Russians invading her trailer park, there’s no way she was smart enough to get connected to the interweb and write that post. She would have electrocuted herself in the process.
sadly, there are smarter people who are paid to ensure that those stupid people are able to use teh intertubes… and what a frustrating job it was
I’m allowed to do this once…. this shouldn’t be here. Yahoo Answers is well known for people trolling it for the lulz, in fact, I asked something very similar. Mine was phrased something like “I live in Atlanta, Georgia whar r the Russian troops did they use stealth ships or something????!!?”
Imagine a situation – You try to troll on Yahoo Answers about Russia invading Failand. However, your trolling is not considered lulz on the grounds that you live in Failand and therefore forever marked as a fail since guys from Failand are known to fail. Sounds familiar? Hey, you just did that!
You try too hard, good sir.
you both are worthless
My life just ended.
Imagine a situation – You try to burn someone on FAIL Blog about one of their prior comments. However, your burn attempt, admittedly based on a weak concept to begin with, falls completely apart in the second sentence because of poor planning, excessive wordiness and general stupidity. Sounds familiar? We both just did that!
actually, i see no stupidity in your post. good show sir!
i assume you know this from experience
i also assume we’re in a bakery, but that’s another story
Was this the same lady worried about the chemicals in her water that were causing rainbows?
Lame, i submitted that picture, long time ago, and they never answered or anything, and now the picture is on the site, but not mine.,
Double helping of FAIL for you…first you fail, then you tell the whole world. Wait, triple FAIL for being a whiner.
Agreed!!
Sorry Mike, your email was lost in transit. But look, I’ve managed to find it for you:
—-
Dear Mike,
Stop being a whiny bitch.
love FAILblog.
burn win!
If at first you fail, fail, and fail again!
Sorry about that. There’s a 3 week submissions queue, but I saw this image in the LOLbuilder over the weekend and tracked it down on Monday. I’m looking to try out a “current news” email address in a bit so that urgent, relevant stuff doesn’t have to wait till it stops being funny.
Aww, now you just went and validated his whining. Dangit.
I think it’s just a fake question. I would however be worried for the person who thinks Georgian is on the other side of the World…
FAIL1
exclamation-mark FAIL
or should that be shift key avoidance WIN?
or Caps Lock win?
No, he’s just numbering them. It’s about time isn’t it.
then he’s starting over, no way is that his first fail.
It’s worth noting that a person from Georgia would call their country Sakartvelo. “Georgia” is a Western name.
Noted.
That particular line comes from the part where Guybrush tries to duel Captain Rottingham before he learns that seaborne Insult Swordfights are supposed to rhyme, mrdobalina. IIRC, anyway.
And while I’m at it,
fish-breath
…
you are referring to monkey island 3???
so you missed out on monkey island 1, where the joke originally came from???
Childhood FAIL.
I played and finished all of them, even the 3d one. LeChuck’s Revenge is the one I keep coming back to, just for the sake of spitting at Wally while we both hang over a vat of acid. But yeah, I started with the 3rd one. So can we call this half-a-FAIL?
All is forgiven, because know one who completed all four games can be bad at anything.
I just like the fact that all the Islands have a â„¢ .
I have to humbly warn you about your nickname translation in my native language. It stands for having a sexual intercourse with… something called balina.
Its also a lovely song from the early nineties.
Nobody cares about you native language.
*crying*
I do!
Dammit, double posting! There’s going to be waaay more where that came from, if things unfold the way I think they will…
Seppuku via FAIL!
Don’t worry, people have burned your post enough to fix the double post issue.
-Predicting the future Fail!
Can I turn your knob and ferment your cheese?
That was just…. awful.
So this is the type of person that wrestles with a chair in the kitchen, huh?
I think it’s the type of person that uses an entire bottle of shampoo during one shower, because of the instructions on the back.
Public school FAIL
Pa ha ha ha ha. Is it okay that I kind this sad?
not really
Sorry to hear you were left behind.
If you ask me, this should be burn of the week. Too bad it’s not on the failblog “forum”…
”We are living in America, America…”
C-C-C-COMBO BEAKER!!!
It’s wunderbar!
Coca-Cola, Wunderbra?
We just got trolled. Failblog Fail
oops I meant find!
I have to disagree. There are many people in this world, particularly in Georgia (state) that are certainly stupid enough to believe that.
Any internet can use the internet. I managed it somehow.
any internet can use the internet huh? now that’s a thinker…
Ugh… Being an idiot fail.
being an idiot WIN!
i think there’s only one internet, so your point is moot…
I also submitted this… but with “Redneck FAIL” written.
Political correctness WIN. *g*
999.
Not sure if you are from another country than the U.S. but ‘not worth a damn’ is a fairly prolific phrase here.
Example: You can’t post worth a damn.
So there you are.
Someone on the yahoo page itself said something about her only being 8 years old. If thats correct, than I think every things explained and its not really a fail. However, I would imagine it was just some random person trying to defend someone else. On another note, how would you feel in ten years if you where that eight year old girl who asked a stupid question and ended up on fail blog? Sucks to be you.
well, i’d feel alot older than eight years old…
I’d feel pretty accomplished.
classic.
Actually, at camp one year I told my cabin that Georgia (where we’re from) is also the name of a country. They told me it definitely was NOT a country and I was making it up.
They also thought there were 49 states…”or maybe 51″
stories like this make me concerned for the human species. or at least the americans.
comments like this make me concerned about my plans for world peace and the size of our nuclear arsenals.
Oh, well, good luck with that quest. *heads off to Tinker’s Dam with fishing pole.*
hehe. reply fail.
so long, and be sure to bring back some fish for dinner!
*sigh* That’s what I get for failblogging instead of working.
“Oh say can you seeeeeeeee. . . . . ” RATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATATATAT! Epic “cleansing” scenes.
Hi dumbasses!
FAILPOST FAIL! guess what? Georgia is a country. And its at war with russia.
how about we all get a little more worldly and think outside of america.
LOL. fail to understand the fail.
Everything you need is right here in US of Earth. Our Memphis is better than Egypt, our Georgia is bigger than Caucasus, our York is new.
My thoughts are with all those Atlantians that are suffering from this tragedy.
Agreed, I’m flying over to Georgia tomorrow to go help their National Guard. Almost 80 percent of Georgia’s Natty Guard is posted in Iraq and Afghanistan. Someone’s got to go help our friends in Georgia since we really screwed the pooch on New Orleans and who else is gonna go fight. Hurray right to bear arms!
You were pooch-screwing in New Orleans? Seems like there would have been better things to do…
sad that i finally found something about it being a coutry on the very LAST post… but hey, we live in america, land of the ignorant…
Oh, what an embarrassment, even as a fake post! I’m on staff at UGA (go Dawgs) and not all of us exhibit this utter lack of, well, functioning brain tissue. Even the international people on campus know better than that fruitcake!
The shame, the shame…fellow Georgians, straighten up!!
I’ve lived in Georgia all my life and never met anyone THAT dubmb. Definitely someone who needs to visit the south and see what its really like.
Except for UGA students, they ARE that dumb.
in soviet russia, georgia invades U!11
fail.
Tech FTW!
The joke is on all of you for assuming she’s American. You *fail* at considering the fact that she may very well be from the country of Georgia, which would be consistent with her poor English (and poor spelling, Russia uses a phonetic writing so it would make sense that they wouldn’t know how to spell their own country’s name correctly) and the name Jessica is no rarity in Russian-speaking countries.
You all FAIL
Jessica is a Georg-ish name?
Georgia is not called Georgia by Georgians. It’s called Sakartvelo. If this “Jessica” were from the country of Georgia, she would have referred to it as such.
We don’t FAIL, you do.
Oh yes, just like I, being Finnish, refer to my country as Suomi whilst writing in English. Way to go.
This reminds me of an article I saw a couple years ago in a news paper somewhere. They had a world map with lines connecting story blurbs to their locations on the map. One of the stories was “Bush supports Georgia’s democracy”, and of course the line pointed to the state of Georgia.
What the hell, I submitted this a week ago….
now i understand why they said internet is a dangerous place, with all these retards running around, able to use computers…
computer, a powerful tool + retard idiot = disaster waiting to happen
Google News originally reported that Russia was invading Georgia in the USA: http://news.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/08/09/213236 If the person who asked that question was a child, I think that should explain the kid’s confusion.
Typical redneck idiot.
Did you ever stop to think that this person might be an African American and not a “redneck” you stupid fool. You might be interested to know that Georgia’s full different races.
That is so true. People of all races and nationalities are totally capable of being idiots. Thank you for giving us a prime example.
Obi-Wan: Who’s the more foolish: The fool, or the fool who follows him?
Or in this case, the troll who acts the fool, or the fools who “just can’t believe someone is that dumb”…?
Hasn’t your mother ever taught you to beware of false dichotomies? She should have! The only fool here is the one who misleads himself into believe the person who asked the question is either stupid or a troll by assuming without a single fucking reason that the question had anything to do with the state of Georgia.
I mean seriously, how fucking stupid can all you fuckers on the Web be to tell the person/comment that she doesn’t live in the country of Georgia but in the state of Georgia? How the fuck do you know she lives in the state of Georgia? You don’t fucking know that, you just assumed it out of nowhere. Fucking masses of retards who think they’re smarter than anyone else. You’re all the butt of the joke, and I’m one of the seemingly very very few to laugh for the good reasons.
its true then – the english vocabulary is being devoured by that virus,
the f-word!! more and more synonyms are disappearing into thin air as you go
on speaking… see them go ‘pop’ like soapbubbles… truly amazing
you’ve become the butt of yet another joke
This is awesome…..reminds me of Ms. South Carolina – “The Iraq” hahahaha
I’d call it fake only because they can’t even spell Georgia, the stat they supposedly live in… But it’s amusing nonetheless–sad, but amusing
True, if they can’t even spell the name of the “stat”?!?!? (WTH?) they live in, it must be fake. Lol.
I say if Russia wants Georgia let ‘em have it. Nothing but a bunch of Crackers down there anyway.
that’s some sound reasoning there… i grew up in massachusetts- i guess all my classmates who had trouble spelling the stat [sic] were figments of my imagination…
THREE HUNDREDTH!
Couldn’t resist… love to mock people.
I’ve cracked that joke before about Georgia, but I can’t believe someone would ask that question, fake or not.
Come on you guys. Some US Americans don’t have maps.
teehee
like, such as the Iraq
Ah, damn it, I need to recharge my iRaq again…
don’t forget to put on your iRan
Now that is some funny shit.
Anyone else think Jessica Simpson just changed her last initial to “B”?
Nah, I think that’s YOUR name in real life.
lol, I think that girl (no more than 8 y.o.) needs a boyfriend and a good crotch rub, and a thorough french-kiss. Hah.
See her spelling? She can’t be older than 8 with that. You see?
Just reading this makes me feel ill, Pedobear? Is that you?
Geofail, absolutely.
With one out of five Americans unable to find USA on a map, and apparently another one out of five unable to spell the name of their state (my state’s name has 10 letters in it, and twice as many ways to spell it wrong), I guess the idea of Rusia invading Georegia is not that farfetched to a large percent of the population.
Now, if we could just get Rusia to come in and prune the population of Georegia a little bit, we might improve the situation to, say, one out of six. We can be entirely sure that the right part of the population would be pruned, since they’d be the ones to use Yahoo Answers to confirm any news reports of the invasion.
*Russia
I don’t think there’s much hope of Russia attacking the state of Georgia. It’d be kind of confusing.
lol God bless America.
Georgia*
I’ll be sure to let you know when the “Rusians” invade “Georegia”.
the spelling and grammar are poor, yes, but Georgia is a small region near Russia, that is currently being invaded my Russia, they are at war. it’s all over the new in the UK. The citizens of the US are just so uninformed about the rest of the world. so “FAIL” on us.
yes… that is what everyone is laughing at…
enjoy your FAIL.
um, its actually all over the news everywhere. ULTRA FAIL. HOLY SHIT.
what else did you hear on the “new” today
you kids are dumb
the kid live in georgia in europe
its all over european news
that russia has invaded georgia
and the town had fled to make shift shelters
how about you all do some fucking research morons
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props for realizing that it doesnt actually say that she doesnt live in america, HOWEVER if she was Georgian her name probably wouldn’t be Jessica. fail.
“Never go full retard”
huh?
I hate that movie.
Its fake, but god is it funny… and sad too because you know there is people that really are that stupid. xD
Bad Grammar makes me [sic]
In Soviet Russia, [sic] makes you Bad Grammar!
In Soviet Russia I understood that!
she shouldnt be worried, but i sure am! these kind of people are all out there!
HAHAHAHAHA
i’ve actually had someone reply to me in the same way on some comment i made about georgia, something like georgia is a state in our country and we should protect it or something like that, did’nt know weather they where joking or not :S i hope americans arnt this dumb -.-
LOOOOL XDDDD
The Russians can have Atlanta, but if they go any further there will be trouble.
Don’t let the russians get Atlanta! Coke is from Atlanta!
Coca-Cola was first made in a pharmacy (which coincidentally also served fountain drinks at the time) just to the northwest of Atlanta’s city limits in a podunk town named Douglasville. You moron. Why doesn’t anyone ever do any research before they post anything on the internet? The one area where anything can be researched? RESEARCH FAIL ANYONE?
Even the Russians wouldn’t want Atlanta.