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Among the earlier comments…
Naw, You;re FIRST, enjoy the feeling knowing that all other comments follow you into history. All Hail Commento Primo!
I made orange juice with lemons once, and it tasted very much like lemonade.
Strange, when I tried it, it tasted like apple juice, you must be doing something wrong.
who puts sugar and water in orange juice? thats the only way it would taste like
lemonade. FAIL.
i actually happen to like a touch of lemon in my orange juice. not much of a fail.
it’s better than if the sign had said “oranges: perfect for orange juice”. that would just be stating the obvious.
Yeah, but the sign said FOR, not WITH.
Preposition FAIL.
No, because that would imply eating lemons with orange juice.
One drinks juice. One does not eat it.
He was saying you would eat the lemons, not eat the orange juice. I don’t think you would drink lemons unless they were in the form of lemonade.
The juice of lemons goes into any number of things and is often taken straight.
That does not change what the person you corrected clearly meant.
Nor does it change what I said. One eats solids and drinks liquids. Ease up. This is humor not debate.
coyote clearly failed.
FacialTurd obviously meant eating lemons to go with drinking OJ.
One makes a point. One is wrong but one does not admit it.
Coyote stop trying to defend yourself. you failed, admit it. It just makes you sound more like a retard when you try to argue about it. x-(
Are you saying “Oranges, perfect WITH orange juice”, “Oranges, perfect FOR orange juice”, “Lemons, perfect FOR orange juice (like the sign says)” or “Lemons perfect WITH orange juice” ????
well, some oranges (valencia) are better than others (navel) for making orange juice. While it may seem to be obvious, there would be a reason for specifying some oranges as, “perfect for orange juice.”
That being said, this picture is pretty much a fail.
Fruit knowledge WIN?
Demure anonym is demure anon.
no, i’m sorry, it’s not me.
Forsooth and verily!
why aren’t you first?
Why aren’t you dead yet?
strawberies
perfect for raspberry juice
My thought exactly
Apples
Perfect for Pomegranete Juice
probably those lemons are a bit too sour for the lemon juice
look at me, i’m still posting even though i failed to be first
you are an absolute idiot. that is all.
shoobeydoobey
perfect for world of warcraft
I
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More like “World of World of Warcraft” –
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/warcraft_sequel_lets_gamers_play
i loved that when i saw it
we were actullay talking about runescape on some other forum when it popped up
bananas
perfect for apple juice
stop posting
i just might
Not knowing there is a “Reply to this Comment” button fail.
he’s just spamming
nope
still undisturbed
there’s gotta be a way for me to stop
Seriously, just kill yourself.
Motivational speaker – FAIL!
for shooby it might be motivational speaker win.
normally we have mods who delete these posts. you know he has to sit there for 60 seconds between posts to avoid the spam filter, right?
Hmm…quite a hat-trick, then, having three post at 4:10…
well, that’s how it works for me…
Perhaps the mod is not pleased with your being.
the mod does not do that part. it is the code written into the site.
Perhaps the code is not pleased with your being.
i hate it when that happens
Drink some antifreeze, bet that would work.
I have some spare shot glasses!
May we have some lemon juice mixed in?
You mean orange juice made with lemons.
i drank a mouthfull of brake fluid on the way to the seaside when I was little. It was so hot outside i literally took that 0.5 litre coke bottle with no label and clear fluid inside and put a mouthfull of it down the ol’ throat. I dunnow if antifreeze is more harmful, but it just might work
using templates fail?
what templates?
on the picture. up there at the top of the page. remember that thing? no?
ooooooooooooough…. YES, riiiiiiiiight
gotcha
i know…. get a life, yeaaaaah, that sounds gooood. i’ll get right on it
Repetitive Comment into oblivion Fail.
I just wanted to see what people are gonna say… I just woke up and I wanted to have something to read through the day.
GO ON! GET CREATIVE! Insults, critic remarks… anything;)
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Guys…poker game, my place, you bring the beer. It’ll be much more entertaining.
Oh, and fuzz or Killerwit will be manning the door. If you can make them laugh, you can come in and play!
Or show your breast……that also works.
Attention whore fail
but he didn’t fail…
When life gives you lemons, make
lemonadeorange juice.Hey, it worked! I was totally expecting the code to show up. HTML Failure FAIL!!!
good work guy
Aw, I wanted to be the one to make this clever comment.
*gives you cookie*
*and a glass of orange juice*
Pucker up…!
22nd!
Oh, and at least the lemons aren’t ‘lickable’. *Wink Wink* *Nudge Nudge* *Punched in face by irate failbloggers*
nothing more said.
Punched with a slightly-used rubber fist?
while poking a pie
ok, did i miss a fail when looking through them? because i don’t remember that anywhere.
Actually not a fail because most orange juices also contain small amounts of lemons to balance the taste.
I swear there are people who come in here just to tell us why so-and-so isn’t a fail and why we therefore should not find it humorous.
they are prozac to our manic glee
I lol’d.
I swear there are people who come in here just to tell us there are people who come in here.
Down with both those people! >:l
I could have sworn there were those people in here a minute ago…
Oh, you love it when we come in here…don’t try to deny it!
the truth!
SHUT UP Peter!!!!
Unnecessary contradiction fail.
If your eyes aren’t quite in focus, that lemon sorta looks like the right hand side of a pair of boobies.
Now that you mention it, they kinda do. All the craters and pock-marking make them look nuked though.
Playboy Chernobyl, anyone?
hahah, or a very unfortunate case of breast-acne.
Aww geez! Now I’ve got a mental image of someone popping a nipple! I feel torn between feelings of disgust and arousal.
*masturbates*
I had a dream like that, once.
Were you standing on a hill in sun-god robes, surrounded by naked women throwing little pickles at you?
are we supposed to see a reference in this?
Yes.
i actually did a search, and that makes me want to see Real Genius now. except i can’t find the rating for it anywhere.
So did Martin Luther King, and they shot him.
actually, i don’t think nipple popping was the cause of the blacks’ rights movement
You’d actually be surprised.
Mental Image Fail *Vomits in a bucket*
misses bucket and vomits on cleaning woman
All this vomiting in a bucket brings to mind those descriptions I’ve read of that 2 girls 1 cup thing people keep talking about. Maybe I should go see that one of these days so I can finally relate to all those freaked out looking people.
…Preferably with some hot cocoa to help keep me calm.
I would strongly reccomend against that.
i strongly recomMend against your existence.
oh sorry, that was a little harsh. *calms*
harsh and entirely too late. sadness….
*passes around hot chocolate to everyone*
*happily takes a cup*
Oh god…2girls1cup up above…
i think i’ll stick with a mug, thank you
Shoulda changed your name to “Mr. Creosote.”
Rack-ne?
win!
only to a man severly lacking a sex life could ever really make them look like breasts
well, thats why i saw the boobs….
I saw boobs too.
I did too. Oh, you mean in the picture?
*looks down*
Ayup. There they are.
*looks too*
Wow… Excuse me a moment…
Pervert!
No thanks. I already am one.
are you female? or do you mean the lemons?
He means the lemons. Dragon is a dude.
Oh and I thought of boobies when I saw that pic too.
dragon is a girl
and i was talking to salis
THREAD FOLLOWING FAIL
I LOL’d.
(In a very girly way, of course)
and just in case dragon is not a girl, i submit that most of the bloggers here have been going along with it anyways.
Yes, darlin’, I really am a girl. That’s a pic of me on my website behind my name, and my avatar is a pic of my dragon tat on my back.
i saw you like train atm, but their website seems a bit odd…
Did it ever occur to you that it doesn’t take a sex life to get some boobs to see ?
I can’t see boobs there either, but I know that there are people with more imagination then me…
“only to a man severly lacking a sex life could ever really make them look like breasts”
Your point being????
LOL! Playboy Chernobyl.
at first i thought the breast illusion was the fail.
Yeah, I failed just like that too. lol we suk (emoticon)
they are more like 70’s boobs than 80’s boobs.
but boobs are boobs
LOL… yep the lemon really looks like a boob. xD Epic Fail!!!
i fail to see the fail here… i always manage to get perfect orange juice from lemons
grandma’s old lemons…
i’m the only 1 who sees a tit, not lemons?
no, I see it too:-)
inablity to read earlier comments FAIL.
Mmmm Lemon Nipple WIN!
nickname FEIL
LOL! Simple, yet effective.
Use-of-reply FAIL
Dear idiot,
shoobeydoobey, it’s people like you (stupid people)who voted in the past two elections, and subjected out nation to 8 years with bush. Thanks, for being totally stupid. Oh and your comments suck.
I often worry about where some people are going to have to redirect all their hate when Obama is president.
people will still hate the american government, regardless of what puppet they use.
still Europeans will love him
we DON’T love him…
But we do like him more than that idiot from Newcastle…what’s his name? Oh yeah, Gordon Brown.
do you mean Glasgow?
I prefer him to “that idiot from (insert guess)”…. Tony Blair.
…lucky for you Tony Blair left office in June.
current affairs FAIL.
i was already aware of this…
*prefer
Dear lemming,
FAIL, it’s people like you (people for whom stupid is as pleasant as a warm, comforting blanket) that post things like that on a site like FAILblog; go post your idiocy on the CNN message boards where it belongs. Thanks, for subjecting everyone to your political views. Oh, and YOU suck.
one lemming follows another
off the cliff of life! hurrah!
Getting thrown over a cliff by the Disney film crew! Huzzah!
No, no, no! You were supposed to throw the Disney film crew off the cliff!!
Well, you could give them some lemming-ade first at least.
*Groans, facepalm* something bursts into flames . . .
In Soviet Russia, the Disney Film Crew throws you off a cliff.
I’m actually the lemming 2.0. I only take a dive after I’ve hunted down the non-upgraded versions.
Another example of why not to go with a x.0 version.
i have an 0.x version, is that all right?
Depends. Does it hurt?
O.o
I guess it could be worse, you know. The idiots could have voted for another 8 years of Clinton.
hey, u know what…. i just wish I could vote in your place but It’s kind of illegal for foreigners to vote in other countries [last time i checked].
Recycle!
Current poster is a douche. Oh wait…
You’re a boner. Don’t be so hard on yourself.
be hard on me.
on you? or in you?
Blastin’ Boner Gatorade: Is it in you?
i’d rather not know
this is epic!
<333
look like a tit
Thank you, Mister Sees Female Anatomy in Everything! Next you’ll be telling us that the pears look like vaginas.
Wouldn’t it be peaches?
>.>
Look at it from a different angle…
I see red neeple. Everywhere!
i see french peeple. EVERYWHERE!
Americans are forbidden from saying, “French” so we have to call them “Freedom People.”
OH YEAH? WELL, YOU’RE FORBIDDEN FROM TALKING, SO THERE!!!!11!1!1ONE!!!ELEVEN
*well earned applause*
interestingly enough, i haven’t seen any more posts from this person
Maybe I was silenced. D’ya think it worked?
i just pooped a little
Oops I Crapped My Pants holds a lot of dung…
is “Oops I Crapped My Pants” supposed to be a product?
wait, nevermind. i just sat in some pudding
actually, i like a little lemon juice mixed with orange juice.
I bet you this is photoshopped.
i agree. your comment is definitely shopped.
No it’s not actually.
This= Fail
Is it just me, or does that lemon look like a sideboob?
if you’d read the previous comments, you’d realise it’s not just you.
Are you also going to tell us about the emergency number in Britain being 999?
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice?
Totally.
When you walk in on your husband having a blood orgy with 4 other men, orange juice soothes the soul more than lemonade would.
and you speak from experience??
most likely.
blood orgy?
I don’t even want to know.
i do.
Hot.
Wait, you’re not supposed to use lemons for orange juice? *slaps forehead* No wonder noone likes my mimosa’s.
*steals jinx’s apostrophe and slaps his forehead with it*
*steals Dragon’s apostrophe, realizes it’s not superfluous, and puts it back*
*steals both of Sara’s apostrophes and replaces them with Folgers crystals*
*steals Fuzz’s apostrophe and puts it in Folger’s*
HEY — I can taste the difference: there ain’t no ‘postrophe in FOLGERS.
*bends Sara over from the front … with careful grace and genteel precision … and plants a ‘postrophe-shaped hickie on her neck*
*steals everyones apostrophes, even my own, and holds them ransom for one meelion dollars*
*distracts Rogue with a game controller and steals them all back*
*presses A repeatedly*
lol, i give this comment an “A++++++”
No, stop and shop fail!!
When God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD
How about RAWBERRY?
which, if you believe God exists, is impossible
When life hands you lemons, make orange juice!
originality fail
Hey the lemon looks like a side bo…SOUND FAMILIAR? *faceplants desk*
okay i’ve looked at this picture about 20 times now and i am of the opinion that the lemon was MEANT to look like a boob. it’s a bloody subliminal!
then disney is behind this no doubt.
i’m heartbroken i can no longer watch rescuers down under now i know there’s a naked woman every so many frames.
the name of the film isn’t too reassuring either now i think about it…
Double fail… if check the lemon shape… OMFG!!!
boobies boobies boobies lol
Me thinks this particular supermarket was given a shipment of lemons instead of oranges
So, essentially, they are making lemonade out of theoretical oranges which are actually lemons.
I am now awaiting your groans of exaspirations.
*brain explodes from too much attempted fancy speak*
wow, complete and total reply fail
Indubitably, you were discombobulated from your incessant remarks and inquires, and I suggest you proceed to perambulate for half the hour.
i was talking about where the reply went
it was supposed to be way up in response to someone near the top of the page
I stand corrected. May my most vociferous apologies be received by you. Please, carry on with the doing of your tasks.
(Do I sound like a jerk, yet?)
u sound like a dumbass
Just drink juice?
the lemons also resemble the breast of a woman. interesting indeed.
MMMMMMM yummy Lemon Orange Juice
That lemon looks like a boob.
my mum noticed that too LOL!
OMG i saw this at Giant :] LOL
makes u kinda thirsty dosent it
somebody needs to docent u
ok only girls can say omg and it not be gay
k
My toddlers call orange juice lemon juice… don’t ask me why…
Now that you’ve said I wanna know why!
major fail