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  1. Thallia says:

    looks like a bike win to me…

  2. loveloveshine says:

    … fascinating.

  3. Zippydaspinhead says:

    Bike win!
    Man Fail!
    Woman has an affair!

  4. L Q says:

    He could ride that thing all night long. Too bad it can’t make breakfast, though.

  5. LameAssBastard says:

    She should have brought her own tent if she wants to sleep inside…

  6. shoobeydoobey says:

    Looks like somebody fell asleep at the wheel

  7. Omega says:

    Is this a procreation fail?

  8. the raccoon says:

    I’d hit that. And by ‘hit’ I mean have sex with.

  9. bodhidave says:

    I’ve got bad news, Daisy Bell — it ain’t gonna be no stylish marriage.
    (Though your seat looks sweet upon you.)

    • CheekyC says:

      Ugh…I feel sick after that.

      • Dave Bowman says:

        HAL: ‘Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I’m half crazy all for the love of you. It won’t be a stylish marriage, I can’t afford a carriage. But you’ll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two’….
        Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going.
        Dave Bowman: There is no question about it, HAL. Anyone taking the bike over her has no mind. But before you go, HAL, open the tent bay door to let Daisy and me in. She has the right stuff to view the monolith.

  10. Nathan says:

    yeah well I’d hit her while you were hitting the bike…

  11. nytshad says:

    …that’s gonna chaffe his willy.

  12. He needs to take off his training wheels of love.

  13. LaPanthereRose says:

    What a sensitive man !
    at least, he left her a white&red plastic palliative ! —>[]
    nonetheless … priority FAIL !

  14. Shadow says:

    Lol I’d love to hear the backstory behind THIS.

  15. rayui says:

    village bicycle new meaning WIN

  16. Avis says:

    If you can’t be with the one you love, love the… er… one you’re with.

  17. durr says:

    aaw, looks like my ex boyfriend finally made it to failblog.

  18. Art Vandalay says:

    SCHWINN(G)!!!

  19. RogueThree says:

    I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike…

  20. Dustin says:

    What, this isn’t normal? I thought this was how it was supposed to be……

  21. Teh_Rabbiteh says:

    What would the kids look like???

  22. SecretAris says:

    Not love fail, priority FAIL~!

  23. Shadow says:

    Lol. Rogue, in this case that’s probably a double entendre.

  24. Avis says:

    Which one of them do you think lost a bet?

  25. hi says:

    photoshopped

  26. grumpoid says:

    Hmph. Maybe the bike is a better ride…

  27. Shadow says:

    Either the bike goes, or I go!

  28. Justin says:

    1. I’m guessing he’s worried about somebody stealing his bike. Should have brought a chain and lock. Protection of private property FAIL!

    2. Maybe he doesn’t even know that girl. Perhaps she’s afraid of getting hassled and wants to sleep near someone she thinks will protect her the way he’s protecting that bike. She should realize that when the shit goes down, he’s getting on that bike and taking off. Faith in other people FAIL!

    3. For all you know, she has a hideous horse-face and he wants nothing to do with her sexually at all. Assuming she’s actually attractive based only on her ass FAIL!

  29. Green Is Good says:

    BIKES BEFORE HO’S!

  30. cinie says:

    A woman without a tent is like a man without a bicycle.
    Gloria Steinem

  31. Captain Obvious says:

    I hope you have a big trunk… because I’m puttin’ my bike in it.

  32. Thales says:

    Hey man, no one assumed she’s attractive. And her ass sucks.

  33. Gellman says:

    I hope you have a really big trunk…Im gonna put my bike in it!

  34. O'Dissious says:

    Timing FAIL !! You sleep at NIGHT when camping, not in the daylight!
    Or maybe a camera fail, couldn’t get the pic after dark…….

    • Sack full o badgers says:

      Perhaps they haven’t awoke after that LONG night of bike banging. I hear switching gears takes alot out of you…and by hear I mean know first hand!

  35. Killerwit says:

    One will let me take a ride any time I want. The other has tires.

  36. MOrOSE says:

    Replace the bike with a computer and it could be anyone of the posters on this site.

  37. Sack full o badgers says:

    Oh man see I thought banging a bike was a euphemism for having sex with a disabled girl in a wheelchair…MY BAD. I totally didn’t have sex with a bike, i think

  38. Tinripp says:

    Looks like an priority fail to me :)

  39. ingold says:

    this guy clearly has the bike in the tent with him because he knows that his friend’s twelve year old daughter has a crush on him and if she tries to climb in next to him she will be unsuccessful and uncomfortable thus allowing him to sleep easy knowing that he doesnt have to worry about looking like or becoming a pedophile!

  40. AAA says:

    Threesome FAIL

  41. matty says:

    ^ unnecessarily long comment fail.

    this stupid tent fail is posted by someone who removes pictures from stupid office powerpoints.

  42. Bson says:

    Let’s just hope he doesn’t love it TOO much. Stick something important in the spokes while the tire is spinning and bad things happen. My uncle lost a finger like that when he was a kid and he wasn’t actually sleeping with his bike.

  43. dwek says:

    “Me and my bike will go extreeeemely-hardcoooorree toooonight!”

  44. just4internetfame says:

    Heterosexual Fail! He rides it without the seat.

  45. Niklas says:

    I think ‘priority fail’ would have made me lol once more to this than this way.
    Epic bike win!

  46. loz says:

    the bible also told me to kill you. *kills*

  47. cabbage says:

    She has a nice frame.

  48. Thiefree says:

    To be fair, he’s got more in common with the bike.

    They’re both two tired.

    Ahah, ahahah, aha, ha.

    I’ll let myself out.

  49. Rude Jackass says:

    She may have just wanted to sleep close to someone. Had a chick do that in Florida one time. Was sleeping on the beach, woke up, went to piss, on my way back to beach lounge chick asks if she can sleep by me, she did not have a room just like me and didn’t want to sleep in a place all by herself. Still 20 years later I don’t know how she decided she could trust me. I was too drunk to try to screw her anyway.

  50. abstract says:

    I LOVE IT!!!!! SO FUNNY!!

  51. Charmander says:

    Oh drunk people…

  52. Kat says:

    Hmm…..y’know…….one woman on the jury and she’d go free…..

  53. Godrik says:

    lol fake

  54. LD0ne says:

    YEAH RIGHT NO WOMAN IN HER RIGHT MIND WOULD LET THAT SLIDE…

  55. Mikki says:

    You know, I almost relate to this.

  56. Kaitie says:

    Ok, does anybody know where this was taken and who the heck that chick is cuz either she’s my long-lost twin (this is actually pretty possible seeing as I is adopted) or I got really drunk one night and ended up outside some random dude’s tent. I kinda wanna know tho cuz my bf emailed it to me and was like “wtf have u been up to” cuz I have the same hair, pumas, jeans, hoodie, body shape and everything. If that was me tho I would kick that guys ungentlemanly ass and his bike out of the tent and claim it.

  57. the human says:

    That’s pro mountainbiker and UNT-master Rob Warner from an old MBUK-Magazine (Mountain Biking UK) if I’m not mistaken.

  58. this time only says:

    Hey, at least he knows what will get him home faster..

  59. conrad says:

    looks like the bike got lucky last night . i wonder when the guy wakes up if he will notice the white stuff on his handle bars.

  60. conrad says:

    i guess he likes to ride his bike more then his girl friend

  61. Rhiannon says:

    i have been in her position, its not nice, shitty men with their bikes eh x

  62. rickCa says:

    Cheap security win!!! ^^

  63. myhearthurts says:

    i am so inlved with this man who definitely showed his feelings for me yet after months he fell inlove with afriend and it really hurts because of all the people, he replaced me with a person who is close to my heart. he only dumped me with no explanations. it hurts on my part…. i so sick of it! i want to cry but i dont want him to know what i feel

  64. Faizan says:

    never fall in love
    never………………..


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