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looks like a bike win to me…
wow this is like the first time someone hasnt yelled “FIRST”
Yeah, thanks for ruining it, ass.
FAKE!
Staged…
Yea that’s me in the picture. Bitch had it coming when she called me Lance. This is a Huffy dammit.
My bad, dude.
I think maybe she was calling you “Lance Bass”.
You know, the gay member of ‘NSYNC.
Wait, there are STRAIGHT people in NSync?
FIRST!
hmm, no, you fail. check the past 4 posts.
Thanks for pointing that out
POINTING OUT THE OBVIOUS FAIL.
That girl is cute (from behind…)
Actually, Addict, it seems like the FailBlog community has been surprisingly good about making legit comments with the first post. Hopefully this continues…
*crosses fingers*
but you know if the first person doesn’t yell it someone else is going to point out that they (the person who was first) were first.
oh hi, ok, i believe we were going to nestle together
and yeah, but the ‘first’ thing doesn’t really annoy me, i just skim over them.
wish Failblog admins would just remove any “first” posts or blacklist the word already
That could be awkward in sentences requiring the word first.
Yelling on the internet. Why not? Caps lock IS cruise control for cool!
Yeah thats what i thought lol… and a very good comment… makes we gonna camping that picture does… i dunno why!!! =D
YOU ARE AN IDIOT
No, you are, you are an idiot from the very moment you were born, and that will not change. You SUCK!
Ugh! He’s sleeping with the town bike! I hope he used protection.
… fascinating.
Thank you, Mr. Spock.
I would consider this a bike win. This is the way nature intended.
Nature win!
procreation fail then?
From the looks of the scene, let’s just call it a Darwin Win.
a DarWIN? is it any wonder he was a genius with a name like that.
with a bike? more like procreation OWWWW!!!!
Or would it be “Prorecreation”?
very punny
Bike win!
Man Fail!
Woman has an affair!
Woman sleeps outside fail.
In Soviet Russia, bike sleeps with woman.
No way. It’s obvious that the guy had some bad gas, so she snuck out from under his arm and put the bike there in her place so he wouldn’t wake up. Then, just as she was about to make her escape, he let out a deadly one and she passed out cold. This happens all the time.
New guy’s in the back, puking his guts out!
All because… you want to save a couple of extra pennies.
Tommy Boy reference win!
spend a penny. best euphemism ever.
isnt that how it starts
I’d give her a pump if she need one.
“needed” (Damn crack rock.)
I’d knead her rump, if her crack’s been on a rock.
Her crack’s the purest you can find on these streets. Knead not, rump not.
You guys better hope that crack is clean. Ever heard of Dirty Rock?
we’re still talking about her ass, right?
^ a … wise crack
He could ride that thing all night long. Too bad it can’t make breakfast, though.
At least it wouldn’t talk back to you, or moan when you came back from the pub fart as a pissed.
Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Simpsons quote WIN
He must be into supermodels. Eating disorder WIN!
She should have brought her own tent if she wants to sleep inside…
Looks like somebody fell asleep at the wheel
what, only one comment this time?
Is this a procreation fail?
Yes.
And so are you, Omega.
Causing tea to come out my nose : WIN
Also a birth control win.
I’d hit that. And by ‘hit’ I mean have sex with.
Practice safe bike sex — use a tandem.
Or training wheels.
A rubber hose is the best. It can go both ways.
I go both ways.
And by “sex” you mean “lubricate.”
No, Sex as in, banging a bike.
well, after all the relevant lubrication, of course.
Or as they say in France “banging a bike”
baiser un vélo
it would be baisant.
I’ve got bad news, Daisy Bell — it ain’t gonna be no stylish marriage.
(Though your seat looks sweet upon you.)
Ugh…I feel sick after that.
HAL: ‘Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I’m half crazy all for the love of you. It won’t be a stylish marriage, I can’t afford a carriage. But you’ll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two’….
Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going.
Dave Bowman: There is no question about it, HAL. Anyone taking the bike over her has no mind. But before you go, HAL, open the tent bay door to let Daisy and me in. She has the right stuff to view the monolith.
Wow… Pop Culture Reference WIN!
Now I have that song stuck in my head. I’ll probably be singing it for the rest of the day.
THANKS!
oh no, a self-advertising, singing mum. what could be worse!
If she’s training her kids to do the same thing when they grow up…
Ben Dover and I’ll show you a monolith.
Hmm — a three way exhibition.
“Ben Dover, Ben Dover, send Sara right over.”
yeah well I’d hit her while you were hitting the bike…
grrr beat me to it… er… her
MAL! you’ve changed your avatar….and it’s so….so…tiny!! what happened?
Oooh not a good thing to remind a guy of his “tiny” short cummings. hehehe
His ice is kind of thin.
well, the sign is not the prime focus of the picture, there’s a raging river (with no ice) behind the sign, but in avatar size its not really clear, so i may end up changing it…
See he is self-conscious now.
Remember it don’t matter the length of the river it’s all about the motion…………….wait that’s about the ocean. NVM
::ponders building a bridge out of cee cee::
Can you build me in Bendover-longtime County?
I never said I was gonna hit the bike. I might hit her WITH the bike though.
“You get your bitch ass back to town and get me a drink!”
Aaahh, yes… Violence–the language of love. It’s SUCH a turn-on when men use the language of abuse to talk about sex.
You must be sex crazed, because no one was talking about sex around here.
P.S. Who says I’m a man? I’m a little lesbian girl with an attitude.
And a penis.
Hee! Woops. Assumption FAIL on me! :p
dragon’s a girl
Yup…not a tiny lesbian, tho. I’m a six-foot tall, hourglass figured, red-headed, tattooed, straight, professor-girl.
(Oh…and no penis, either!
)
Anybody who believes that load of bull is stupid.
Teehee!
This is why I’m a good poker player. People think I’m bluffing, and then I take all their money.
why in the world would you make your name link to google?
straight? no fun!
I loves me some, ah, venerated profession-girls,
especially when they comes with colorful altitude.
Heh…that’s a refreshing change. Most guys take one look at the altitude and RUN.
*GASP* Dragonwriter???? Are you my long lost twin sister???
Lets see, I’ve got four out of six. You could be MY sister!
only 8 guesses which 4 they are
Well, I am not six foot tall, nor am I a professor. Of the things Dragon said she WAS, I still fit four of them.
Five, if you count girl. Which I would have thought was a given if you follow any of of the threads here.
YAY!!! New sistahs!!!
when you say you are hourglass shaped, is it natural, or are you cheating?
Hey some chicks (me) dig it.
Well then get your bitch ass back in the kitchen where you belong!
Sorry, didn’t see this until now because I was in the kitchen all day.
DRAGONWRITER! ::masturbates::
*snork*
…that’s gonna chaffe his willy.
I bet it got caught in the chain.
Talk about choking the chicken…
Nope, that’s when he riding it with the seat off. This is a WHOLE different euphamism.
I thought that’s what those banana seats were for. “Comfort for the discriminating banana.” Was I misinformed?
He needs to take off his training wheels of love.
wtf iz in ur avatar?!? i didnt seh uglier than urz!11 ( iz it Haley Joel Osment? fif)
The saddest part about typing in that “language” is you probably took the time to determine how to best misspell all those words…
Ur jest jellus.
Just kidding. Our foxy friend is a 1337 d0uch3b7g.
0mg!11 an0ther ub3r 1337 h4×0r!1111 FCUK!!111 (-_-)
why are you still here?
I can has cheezburger URL-typing fail!
The funny cat pictures captioned so that you laugh out loud, those are next door.
*points to kitty door*
ORLY?
Yarly!
NORLY!
p.s. That’s Corky, dude, but you have to be at least thirty-something to recall that show.
Life Goes On? I’m not in my thirties, but I did see re-runs.
re-runs? WHAT’S HAPPENING NOW?
That was a dork test. You FAILED.
What a sensitive man !
at least, he left her a white&red plastic palliative ! —>[]
nonetheless … priority FAIL !
Lol I’d love to hear the backstory behind THIS.
uh, i think this is the most plausible story:
boy and girl were coming back to tent passed out, at one point girl fell next to the bike. The guy confused his skinny gf with the bicycle and dragged *it* in the tent.
ps: when in tent, boy had sex with his gf, as usual…
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Holy shit that’s funny!
Wrong.
Right.
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Holy shit that’s funny!
village bicycle new meaning WIN
If you can’t be with the one you love, love the… er… one you’re with.
Stephen Stills reference WIN.
aaw, looks like my ex boyfriend finally made it to failblog.
Please tell me UR a D00D.
why, you want in on that action?
Durr.
durr haz a purr …
(and dat sry ass ex of herz dont get it)
all right.
UR a D00D.
and tonight you can sleep in your big boy bed, right after your big boy bath!
You dated him TOO???
SCHWINN(G)!!!
ROFFLE!!!
I LOL’D LOUDLY!
I DIDN’T USE THE SHIFT KEY!
ididn’tusethespacebar!
.
[^ I didn't use 3-D space!]
I’m not using my hands!!!
::masturbates::
well, you’re apparently not using your weena either
i didnt use spllcheeck!
I didn’t use a condom I missed my period
Killerwit got a disease.
previous failure reference win
I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike…
Even more than riding the fat bottomed girls? … meh, fettish comes in all types, I suppose.
i want to ride mike
What, this isn’t normal? I thought this was how it was supposed to be……
What would the kids look like???
Not love fail, priority FAIL~!
No, Priority WIN!
Lol. Rogue, in this case that’s probably a double entendre.
Which one of them do you think lost a bet?
Maybe they’re both still winning
photoshopped
retarded
Hmph. Maybe the bike is a better ride…
Either the bike goes, or I go!
You go.
1. I’m guessing he’s worried about somebody stealing his bike. Should have brought a chain and lock. Protection of private property FAIL!
2. Maybe he doesn’t even know that girl. Perhaps she’s afraid of getting hassled and wants to sleep near someone she thinks will protect her the way he’s protecting that bike. She should realize that when the shit goes down, he’s getting on that bike and taking off. Faith in other people FAIL!
3. For all you know, she has a hideous horse-face and he wants nothing to do with her sexually at all. Assuming she’s actually attractive based only on her ass FAIL!
over-analysis win!
Thanks!
The question is WHY had the bike have to lay down?
If the bike would have been standing, the hoe would have had a place in the tent and we would’ve had a nice picture of a disturbing threesome.
you lose this game and you’re walking home.
BIKES BEFORE HO’S!
A woman without a tent is like a man without a bicycle.
Gloria Steinem
Reinterpreted feminism win
Winsome witty feminists!?
::pitches a tent::
Care for company?
And you said you had a busy weekend — I like your powers of rejuvenation!
Oh, and that would be a yes, I loves me some getting back to nature.
Recovery complete. But, damn do you have one helluva yardstick to surpass!!
Did I mention I loves me a chance to rise to a challenge?
(Maybe we should get ourselves a tent.)
We’re talkin’ multiple fatalities here. And one incredibly massive one!
Did I mention I’m Buddhist, sweetheart? I loves me some multiple deaths and reincarnations.
(Maybe we should get ourselves to a Tantric ashram.)
Would that make reincarnation the sincerest form of flattery?
I just thru up in my mouth a little bit.
Indeed, indeed.
How tragic our little friends also commenting here have such impoverished understanding of how to really live and die and live and die!!
Living to die….dying to live.
Fuzz are practicing for when you go out to clubs? Cross that line off, hon.
Ever make love in shamanic extasis? I have. You have no idea.
(And I don’t joke about that sacredness.)
If wipes and chain are part of it…..I am definitely in.
Unless you want someone wiping your rear, I think you meant whips. I know I would prefer whips over wipes if it had to do with something sexual.
Good Lord you’re cute and sweet. *pinch* guess what I just
pinched.
His taint?
Tainted love.
I hope you have a big trunk… because I’m puttin’ my bike in it.
lol’d
Hey man, no one assumed she’s attractive. And her ass sucks.
And you suck ass.
I hope you have a really big trunk…Im gonna put my bike in it!
Could you have possibly failed any more?
Singularities make me nervous.
Nervouses then.
Holy fails-alot McLately!
Timing FAIL !! You sleep at NIGHT when camping, not in the daylight!
Or maybe a camera fail, couldn’t get the pic after dark…….
Perhaps they haven’t awoke after that LONG night of bike banging. I hear switching gears takes alot out of you…and by hear I mean know first hand!
One will let me take a ride any time I want. The other has tires.
tires? weight fail
Replace the bike with a computer and it could be anyone of the posters on this site.
Touché…
This guy just caught himself on FIRE!!!
Oh man see I thought banging a bike was a euphemism for having sex with a disabled girl in a wheelchair…MY BAD. I totally didn’t have sex with a bike, i think
Nice.
Looks like an priority fail to me
this guy clearly has the bike in the tent with him because he knows that his friend’s twelve year old daughter has a crush on him and if she tries to climb in next to him she will be unsuccessful and uncomfortable thus allowing him to sleep easy knowing that he doesnt have to worry about looking like or becoming a pedophile!
Threesome FAIL
The bike may as well be in the tent. even The Bible says that women are here for our entertainment. Adam was getting lonely and bored, so God made him a bitch to play with.
the bible also told me to kill you. *kills*
^ unnecessarily long comment fail.
this stupid tent fail is posted by someone who removes pictures from stupid office powerpoints.
Aww man and bike love is just……so touching.
Let’s just hope he doesn’t love it TOO much. Stick something important in the spokes while the tire is spinning and bad things happen. My uncle lost a finger like that when he was a kid and he wasn’t actually sleeping with his bike.
So he was casually dating it?
It looks like tent dude is copping a feel from his bicycle. Also, that appears to be a marshmallow stuck to that female’s shirt. What in the name of Fuck happened during this bicycle ride?
“Me and my bike will go extreeeemely-hardcoooorree toooonight!”
Heterosexual Fail! He rides it without the seat.
Heterosexual FAIL! You’re on top of me.
Homosexual WIN! You’re on top of me. xD
Well it’s more like we’re all inside the people before us, but if many more people post it’s going to start getting physically impossible.
(homosexuals wont nest below this level)
Malfeasant, you have my undying respect for introducing the concept of nesting homosexuals to my world. i thank you.
Confession time?
I think ‘priority fail’ would have made me lol once more to this than this way.
Epic bike win!
She has a nice frame.
To be fair, he’s got more in common with the bike.
They’re both two tired.
Ahah, ahahah, aha, ha.
I’ll let myself out.
failed humour win
She may have just wanted to sleep close to someone. Had a chick do that in Florida one time. Was sleeping on the beach, woke up, went to piss, on my way back to beach lounge chick asks if she can sleep by me, she did not have a room just like me and didn’t want to sleep in a place all by herself. Still 20 years later I don’t know how she decided she could trust me. I was too drunk to try to screw her anyway.
I LOVE IT!!!!! SO FUNNY!!
Oh drunk people…
Hmm…..y’know…….one woman on the jury and she’d go free…..
lol fake
What a dick.
YEAH RIGHT NO WOMAN IN HER RIGHT MIND WOULD LET THAT SLIDE…
You know, I almost relate to this.
Ok, does anybody know where this was taken and who the heck that chick is cuz either she’s my long-lost twin (this is actually pretty possible seeing as I is adopted) or I got really drunk one night and ended up outside some random dude’s tent. I kinda wanna know tho cuz my bf emailed it to me and was like “wtf have u been up to” cuz I have the same hair, pumas, jeans, hoodie, body shape and everything. If that was me tho I would kick that guys ungentlemanly ass and his bike out of the tent and claim it.
I’m surprised that the two of them stayed together long enough to set the damn tent up, let alone the time it took to drive out to the campsite. The fact that the guy is unscathed suggests to me that the girl either still likes him (I can’t think of a reason why on God’s green earth she would) or she’s too scared of what might get chucked at her if she does break up with him.