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looks like a bike win to me…
wow this is like the first time someone hasnt yelled “FIRST”
Yeah, thanks for ruining it, ass.
FAKE!
Staged…
FIRST!
hmm, no, you fail. check the past 4 posts.
Thanks for pointing that out
POINTING OUT THE OBVIOUS FAIL.
Actually, Addict, it seems like the FailBlog community has been surprisingly good about making legit comments with the first post. Hopefully this continues…
*crosses fingers*
but you know if the first person doesn’t yell it someone else is going to point out that they (the person who was first) were first.
oh hi, ok, i believe we were going to nestle together
and yeah, but the ‘first’ thing doesn’t really annoy me, i just skim over them.
wish Failblog admins would just remove any “first” posts or blacklist the word already
That could be awkward in sentences requiring the word first.
Yelling on the internet. Why not? Caps lock IS cruise control for cool!
YOU ARE AN IDIOT
… fascinating.
Thank you, Mr. Spock.
I would consider this a bike win. This is the way nature intended.
Nature win!
procreation fail then?
From the looks of the scene, let’s just call it a Darwin Win.
a DarWIN? is it any wonder he was a genius with a name like that.
with a bike? more like procreation OWWWW!!!!
Or would it be “Prorecreation”?
Bike win!
Man Fail!
Woman has an affair!
Woman sleeps outside fail.
In Soviet Russia, bike sleeps with woman.
No way. It’s obvious that the guy had some bad gas, so she snuck out from under his arm and put the bike there in her place so he wouldn’t wake up. Then, just as she was about to make her escape, he let out a deadly one and she passed out cold. This happens all the time.
New guy’s in the back, puking his guts out!
All because… you want to save a couple of extra pennies.
Tommy Boy reference win!
spend a penny. best euphemism ever.
isnt that how it starts
I’d give her a pump if she need one.
“needed” (Damn crack rock.)
I’d knead her rump, if her crack’s been on a rock.
He could ride that thing all night long. Too bad it can’t make breakfast, though.
At least it wouldn’t talk back to you, or moan when you came back from the pub fart as a pissed.
Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Simpsons quote WIN
He must be into supermodels. Eating disorder WIN!
She should have brought her own tent if she wants to sleep inside…
Looks like somebody fell asleep at the wheel
what, only one comment this time?
Is this a procreation fail?
Yes.
And so are you, Omega.
Causing tea to come out my nose : WIN
Also a birth control win.
I’d hit that. And by ‘hit’ I mean have sex with.
Practice safe bike sex — use a tandem.
Or training wheels.
And by “sex” you mean “lubricate.”
No, Sex as in, banging a bike.
well, after all the relevant lubrication, of course.
Or as they say in France “banging a bike”
baiser un vélo
it would be baisant.
I’ve got bad news, Daisy Bell — it ain’t gonna be no stylish marriage.
(Though your seat looks sweet upon you.)
Ugh…I feel sick after that.
HAL: ‘Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I’m half crazy all for the love of you. It won’t be a stylish marriage, I can’t afford a carriage. But you’ll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two’….
Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going.
Dave Bowman: There is no question about it, HAL. Anyone taking the bike over her has no mind. But before you go, HAL, open the tent bay door to let Daisy and me in. She has the right stuff to view the monolith.
Wow… Pop Culture Reference WIN!
Now I have that song stuck in my head. I’ll probably be singing it for the rest of the day.
THANKS!
oh no, a self-advertising, singing mum. what could be worse!
If she’s training her kids to do the same thing when they grow up…
Ben Dover and I’ll show you a monolith.
Hmm — a three way exhibition.
“Ben Dover, Ben Dover, send Sara right over.”