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Quick, think in portals!
WHAT? YOU DIDNT TYPE FIRST?
>>
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*quickly shoots a portal into the wall and flees* ha HA!
Where did you place the other one?
-_-
o_o
OuO
*standing behind you* yeah… should have thought that one through huh… -_-
I was actually hoping you were going to say something nostalgic of gasman like…
“B.en..d over and I’ll show you where I placed the other one.”
*standing behind you* yeah… should have thought that one through huh… -_-
nice one, vagabond, now we’re all gonna perish
… ♪ this was a triumph ♫ … >>
universal would kill for this plot.
Eat your heart out, M Kight Sha… Shama… Shey? Shaym… Freaking Indian names ><
That’s “M Night Sham-a-lam-a-ding-dong”.
THE CAKE IS A LIE! *shoots second portal at someone’s head* Everyone through!
Yeah, the cake is a lie, if you don’t find the _unsigned_ exit way and get burned one level before happy end
maybe you have to put a portal through a portal you place
in the corner so you accelerate and fly past the texture?
Portal FAIL, Narbacular Drop WIN^^
Leiti–your HAPPY ENDING! has cake??
Kinky.
Yep? The portal cake and portal song are definitely the best end of a game i have ever played.
And one of the best parts is the fire trap for people who do not deserve a cake or at least a picture of it
Someone got no cake?
Really? Some people don’t get cake?
I got the cake. And the song made me *roffle*.
sv_cheats 1
god
noclip
that should do, cheater!
Someone proud of his FAIL cake?
either a case of failblog not posting or somewhat of that kind… :-/
i’ve played Portal, Portal flash and Portal flash map pack for Portal
in flash and flash map pack you get the cake
just download it^^
*shoots a portal into the portal*
Yo dawg, i heard you like portals, so i put a portal IN you’re portal so you can destroy the laws of physics while your destroying the laws of physics!
♪ I’m making a note here… huge success ♫
^ disregard ^
hes a noob so hes still on level 4 with the portal gun using a single portal
sadly the orange one leads into the fire
What did you make the portal with? Your Sonic Blaster? But your Sonic screwdriver might do the trick to open the doors…
stop playing the orange box.
you know it’s just as bad when you comment on how someone didn’t post FIRST!1!!!111
What? You didn’t type “I fail.”?
Win.
Paraphrase fail.
http://www.filehurricane.com/viewerthumbnails/5202008115906AM_a045cc15b94a5971554f6fa815f2cb30.jpg
The only exit is DEATH MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. >:D
Brain surgeon
Oh burn!
THIRD!
三番! (Sanban!)
Trosieme!!!
troisième!
(unless trosieme actually is a word in another language)
faisons-nous les langues à la française, ma chèrie horizontale
I believe trosieme is like 13th in french…or maybe 3rd???
3rd is something like tuois
it’s pronounced twa
Three is trois. Third is troisième, I believe.
Oui.
fourth?
maybe doors are supposed to be opened??
So you might think, but in actuality, one door tells the truth, and one door lies! One leads to safety, and the other to *ba ba ba BUUUM* certain doom!
Either that or one do exits FROM a fire, and the other door exits TO a fire >>
He’s the one who always lies.
Oh, what a LIE!
Its like Labrynth!
Or an incredibly sadistic version of Let’s Make a Deal.
That would be so much more fun to watch!!
and that third guy stabs people who ask tricky questions >>
David Bowie?
*masturbates*
no shit.
If you’re so happy, why do you sound so pissed off?
who said i was happy?
Knowing your own name FAIL.
I believe it’s a false advertisement win.
knowing it’s a song from the 2006 re-released version of depeche modes album “violator” FAIL.
I still can’t figure out who would know that…
well obviously me? i’m the one who knows this, seen as i just told you where it’s from…
Exactly my point…:P
um what?
Nevermind, explaining it will just ruin the joke xD
depeche mode is french… for “we suck”
musn’t have been a good joke.
seeing as the joke revolves around what you *don’t* know…
*laughs* I get no respect, I tells ya, no respect at all! XD
one of them leads to the castle at the end of the labyrinth, and the other one leads to…
ba-baba-BOOM!
certain DEATH!
death or spandex, death or spandex. i take burn!
nah who am i kidding, i love you 1996 david bowie from the movie labyrinth. you give the best advice.
1986
No, it was 1996. He’s talking about a guy he knew from a movie store. Also it wasn’t a real labyrinth he’s just slow and gets lost easily. It’s all right there in his name.
and the third door kills people who ask smart questions
They’re BOTH fire exits… DAH!
Why point to each other then, why not just say “FIRE EXIT”
>< that’s like two people wearing “I’m with stupid” shirts.
It’s be a lot simpler just to wear a shirt that says “STUPID”
Yes but who would wear a shirt labeled stupid other than you?
The person I’m with, of course… *stands beside you* >>
The same idiots that walk around in a “I’m with stupid” shirt.
That simply implies that they’re lonely. They want to be with everyone. Don’t dis the lonely people just because the majority of our population is stupid. In case anyone cares, I have recently acquired a tumor in my sarcasm gland.
“Maybe if this shirt is witty enough, someone will finally love me.”
xkcd FTW!
i pondered actually buying that shirt
God, I feel like I’m home. Intellectuals! *glee* Even pseudo-intellectuals will do. The sarcasm, the wit, the call to action when someone is WRONG on the Internet… outstanding.
and the rubiks cube bras…
i ended up buying the ‘xkcd’ shirt and the ‘stand back, i’m going to try science’ shirt
I want a shirt with the strip “Before you talk to me, i should warn you, I’m a little strange.”
((or something to that effect))
i think they make those, but not xkcd
And the rubiks cube bras. Damn whoever invented those little hook and eyelet systems.
you. and i have the photos to prove it.
Ermmm… The arrows are indicating that those doors are the way out. You try drawing an arrow that points inwards… And when the doors are open they would point in the correct direction.
the point is the arrows are completely unnecessary when the sign is ON a door.
That’s a rather unique perspective though. But if it was in America, I truly believe people would die because they’d stop and go “Uh? Eh! Uhhhh! Wha? Bu… Uh! AAAARGH!! *dies in a horrible, yet amusing death*”
I don’t think it is. Well, all I know is they look very similar to most exit signs I see in Australia.
they also look like ones in the UK, i think it’s a pretty generic design.
lmao valid point.
when you said ‘i truly believe’, i had a flashback to that Miss South Carolina ’07 travesty.
Oh gawd…I don’t think our image will ever recover from that…
Can I come and live with you??? PWEEEEZE???
It’s like a Gary Larsen cartoon, isn’t it…?
Maybe they point towards the direction of the door handle so that you don’t stand there trying to push them open the wrong way as you burn.
pish pish stoadinicat!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!!111!!!adin
I bet both of those lead to a ladder-lacking emergency exit stairway.
(Like the one from about 35 fails ago)
My money is that they are actually both ends of a small hallway, leaving you in a constant loop in hopes that one more idiot will perish in the fire. *nails all exit doors and windows shut and strikes a match*
So someone designated a building for idiot burning?
Tax payers money well spent.
I think it’s still in concept form right now, it’s more of a small room, but mass production is set for the prision system sometime in June 2010.
Haha…
But the person that *I* want to have burned is going to be dead by then.
I’ll send you an applicant form overnight, it will be titled ID-10-T. We used them in the military for some time.
PERSON WAS WRONG!
What I want to burn is the entirety of Sony.
Ah so sorry, I don’t think i can be of any help in that matter.
Just go out and buy a Wii. Nintendo’s already delivered all the burn Sony can handle short of actual napalm.
no gta4 on a wii though…
But it is on the 360, and you get the benefit of the Halo trinity (trilogy doesn’t do them justice) as well on that system. They should’ve released it for PC; I’ll guaruan-damn-tee it would’ve sold near twice as well.
especially since there are a bunch of people who don’t care to get a console at all
My point exactly. Can’t party on a computer (the Wii’s biggest upside and the PC’s biggest detractor), but a PC’ll kick the crap out of a console if that’s not a concern.
seeing as i don’t have huge amounts of people over at my house very often, i’ll take multiplayer servers in pc games
Fair enough. Saves on food costs and decreases the chances of broken big screens due to projectile-action Wiimotes.
i actually saw that happen at a friend’s house once
we were playing wii sports bowling
Not using the wrist strap fail.
actually, we were.
Yeah, I’ve got a buddy who shattered his friend’s $10,000 big screen. The wrist strap’ll only take so much. Hey-o.
finally! a sensible solution to your overcrowded prisons, BURN THEM ALL!
Oh, darn, I thought this was gonna be installed in Congress or the White House. *sigh*
too late, the white house had it uninstalled after that last fire
Did you just forget to leave yourself an exit?
ahahhaa thats funny
easily amused are we?
They point to the side of the door that opens…so people dont push on the side with the hinges. That said, what a stupid idea. Like people are going to understand that when they are in danger :S
Where can I buy those signs? I have some nice ideas…
Spray-paint can do wonders with stencils.
Daffy Duck comes to mind.
Photoshop
…
I mean: Photoshop them and make stickers.
In case of fire, run into the corner?!
It’s one of those optical illusions, like those magic eye things. You have to cross your eyes and look “through” the doors to find the real exit.
Silly Muggles, this is just like Platform 9 3/4. Only works when the building’s on fire, though. Here, let me show you…
Better take it at a run if you’re nervous.
I’m 9 3/4ths percent sure that’s a Harry Potter reference FTW!
My name is Toby!
Kunta Kinte
This is a waaa-gon!
It’s so you can hyperventilate in a cozy setting: warm fire in front of you, sturdy wall to protect your back from anyone who might come at you with a knife.
Wooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT ME! NUMBER 45!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!! SAY FAIL ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!
…did you just count that?
it says at the top of the page…
i really hope you’re new here, otherwise…wow.
Good Luck Have Fun
First!
*desperate to get out*
Where do i go????? AAAAAAAAAAAH *BOOOM*
|UMPIRE|
YoooooRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AUT!
YoooooRRRRRRRRRRRRRR not funny, i wish you would leave.
Vagabond…there are those who can speak their minds with kindness and respect and humor, and those who…can’t.
Unfortunately, it seems there are many of the latter sort who post here.
*tips his hat in salutation* indubitably
freedom of speech is an illusion, even online. that’s what moderators are for
Freedom of speech isn’t a shield to hide your lack of manors and respect XD so far (as I’ve read, though I haven’t read -all- the posts you’ve ever made, so I could be wrong) all you’ve done is insult people >> if that’s all that’s on your mind, maybe you should take a break from the intertubes and get some fresh air o_o
She hides her lack of big, fancy houses? What does she do, put up cardboard cut outs of mansions in front of the cardboard box that she lives in?
That’s what -I- do >>
but have it your way though, *manners
and i have excellent manners. so ner *pulls face*
“so ner?” I’m sorry I doubted you >>
there was no question mark.
that’s like saying “i’m ron burgundy?” “so ner?” lol
I was quoting you questioningly =_= your words, my own inflection
your question mark was intruding on my original quote ¬_¬
Vegabond you have bullied me enough this past day ;_ ;
i cannot defend my comments to you any longer you’re probably
funnier, smarter and alot taller than me D: just leave me okay.
So you can speak your mind on here, but other people can’t?
exactly! no, sorry please Vegabond do continue to bully me. (i love it really)
I think that’s a little harsh XD talk about mixed signals
Is it really bullying to pick on a bully *ponders* if I honestly hurt your feelings, then I apologize; I figured with how you were picking on other posters you could take it ¿o.o *shrugs* In the end, feel free to speak your mind, but ALWAYS remember, folks, that’s a 2 way street ^_^ if you gonna dish it, be ready to take it too
*cuddles*
*looks very awkward* umm… you’re touching me >> please stop?
and if you’re not… >< be more specific XD
to specify : P
i was standing alone, hands to myself, watching the cuddle.
Vagabond wasn’t there when I said “*cuddles*”, I swear. Although, I do swing both ways. *cuddles happiest girl*
(>^_^)> <(^_^<)
oh we look good.
the smiley ruined our hug, how dare it..
Awwww! That’s so cute!
Isn’t it? *cuddles*
Then the question mark should have gone outside the quotes, not inside them.
*scratches his bears* I thought about that. The rules on grammar for that are vague, and “so ner”? looks odd *shrugs*
it does, but its correct ^_~
in the end, probably should have just gone without the quotes; would have caused less confusion
You’re correct there.
Not a FAIL, the fire will burn right through the wall to escape the people chasing it, probably brandishing marshmallows on sticks. Sign reads “Fire Exit from running people this way”
You could open the doors with a sonic screwdriver…or make a hole in the wall with a sonic blaster.
those signs are supposed to go on the walls, but they put them on the doors. that’s kind of funny.
Platform 9 and 3/4ths anyone?
name fail
It’s been said, Starlogic.
What you do is run as fast as you can at the wall and hopefully hit it hard enough to snap your neck, or at least knock yourself unconscious so that you won’t have to suffer through being burned alive.
or just choose a door.
So this is what hell looks like…..I had always imagined something like Arkansas.
This is like Harry Potter where you have to run into a wall to go through it to another realm…
No
really? i thought it was like star wars
it’s reminiscent of david lynch’s dune.
Maybe they’re BOTH exits implying that each other is an exit.
WHAT A TWEEST!
This fail has failed. The doorway is actually bigger, but they took the picture from a strange angle.
i would like to submit that one of those is probably a mirror
Then the writing would be reversed, which is clearly not the case. You are the weakest link, Good-bye.
Burn of the week, anyone? I’d say classicism wins out over the argument for the need for originality.
this isn’t even a burn in the first place, let alone a winning one.
Granted, it was an original thought, and therefore an improvement over the majority.
Doing an impression of Anne Robinson, which is popular amoung idiots today, does not count as an original thought or a burn.
although i did like that show, and wish that it hadn’t been canceled
same, i loved to see old men holding the name of the person they want to leave the show upside down and at the same time look into the wrong camera.
of course i was only waiting for the simpsons which was after ^_^
The mirror thought, not the gong show reference. Misdirected chiding fail.
I AM THE ANN-DROID
YOU ARE, THE WEAKEST LINK!
GOODBYE.
*brrzaap* *aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!*
“Doing an impression of Anne Robinson, which is popular amoung idiots today, does not count as an original thought or a burn.”
Opinion extrapolation FAIL.
The it would read:
ERIF
TIXE
Wouldn’t it?
that was the only thing i didn’t think of. but it’s a lot less obvious than what the rest of these idiots are missing.
He’s wrong too. The letters would be reversed. I’m done here. All in good fun, yes?
IF my keyboard had reversed letters, I would have used them…
it’s called unicode
last picture we had someone write a post in upside down letters
In case of fire, Stand confused in front of doors as smoke slowly fills your lungs
It’s like Platform 9 3/4. You just run into it at full speed and everyone gives you the WTF expression as you do it.
Still no
I believe this is just clever use of perspective on the part of the photographer, and it isn’t really a corner there but a hallway. Or it leads to another dimension…only one way to find out…light the building on fire and run full speed at it!
no, both of those are obviously either doors or walls, because you can see the reflection off of the paint
I’m sorry, I feel like I have to say this or my brain will punish me -_-
No…. no, this is NOT like Platform 9 3/4. This is in no way, shape, or form anything LIKE Platform 9 3/4. First of all, Platform 9 3/4 was a win, not a fail; a win of magical engineering in a disgustingly successful fictional book. This, on the other hand, is a fail; an astoundingly lazy fail. All you’d have to do is grab an exacto knife and cut off the arrows! Those are stickers for crying out loud XD
Why so serious my friend?
I know
This needs to be Burn of the Week!
It’s like in Harry Potter, when you run through the wall to get to platform 11 1/2 to take the Hogwart’s Express!
I think the captions on this one are better than the fail itself. XD
Only a blonde- Wait no, a red head too- would take that over-seriously.
My comment made sense in my head. But I’m not so sure anymore.
Can I use someone hot to test the fire exits in that building?
IN CASE OF FIRE COWER IN THE CORNER!!!
yea cuz that gonna help
Gah, I was gonna say “In case of fire, go hide in the corner”, but that douche over there said it already…
Whoever designed that building should be slapped in the head
Choose wisely
Is this platform nine and three quarters?
hope its a fireproof sheild arround all things that comes in contact with
The Corner
IM SO GONNA MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT THAT!
haha
