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Quick, think in portals!
WHAT? YOU DIDNT TYPE FIRST?
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*quickly shoots a portal into the wall and flees* ha HA!
Where did you place the other one?
-_-
o_o
OuO
*standing behind you* yeah… should have thought that one through huh… -_-
I was actually hoping you were going to say something nostalgic of gasman like…
“B.en..d over and I’ll show you where I placed the other one.”
*standing behind you* yeah… should have thought that one through huh… -_-
nice one, vagabond, now we’re all gonna perish
… ♪ this was a triumph ♫ … >>
universal would kill for this plot.
Eat your heart out, M Kight Sha… Shama… Shey? Shaym… Freaking Indian names ><
That’s “M Night Sham-a-lam-a-ding-dong”.
THE CAKE IS A LIE! *shoots second portal at someone’s head* Everyone through!
Yeah, the cake is a lie, if you don’t find the _unsigned_ exit way and get burned one level before happy end
maybe you have to put a portal through a portal you place
in the corner so you accelerate and fly past the texture?
Portal FAIL, Narbacular Drop WIN^^
Leiti–your HAPPY ENDING! has cake??
Kinky.
Yep? The portal cake and portal song are definitely the best end of a game i have ever played.
And one of the best parts is the fire trap for people who do not deserve a cake or at least a picture of it
Someone got no cake?
Really? Some people don’t get cake?
I got the cake. And the song made me *roffle*.
sv_cheats 1
god
noclip
that should do, cheater!
Someone proud of his FAIL cake?
What did you make the portal with? Your Sonic Blaster? But your Sonic screwdriver might do the trick to open the doors…
you know it’s just as bad when you comment on how someone didn’t post FIRST!1!!!111
What? You didn’t type “I fail.”?
Win.
Paraphrase fail.
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Brain surgeon
Oh burn!
THIRD!
三番! (Sanban!)
Trosieme!!!
troisième!
(unless trosieme actually is a word in another language)
faisons-nous les langues à la française, ma chèrie horizontale
I believe trosieme is like 13th in french…or maybe 3rd???
3rd is something like tuois
it’s pronounced twa
Three is trois. Third is troisième, I believe.
Oui.
fourth?
maybe doors are supposed to be opened??
So you might think, but in actuality, one door tells the truth, and one door lies! One leads to safety, and the other to *ba ba ba BUUUM* certain doom!
Either that or one do exits FROM a fire, and the other door exits TO a fire >>
He’s the one who always lies.
Oh, what a LIE!
Its like Labrynth!
Or an incredibly sadistic version of Let’s Make a Deal.
That would be so much more fun to watch!!
David Bowie?
*masturbates*
no shit.
If you’re so happy, why do you sound so pissed off?
who said i was happy?
Knowing your own name FAIL.
I believe it’s a false advertisement win.
knowing it’s a song from the 2006 re-released version of depeche modes album “violator” FAIL.
I still can’t figure out who would know that…
well obviously me? i’m the one who knows this, seen as i just told you where it’s from…
Exactly my point…:P
um what?
Nevermind, explaining it will just ruin the joke xD
depeche mode is french… for “we suck”
musn’t have been a good joke.
seeing as the joke revolves around what you *don’t* know…
*laughs* I get no respect, I tells ya, no respect at all! XD
one of them leads to the castle at the end of the labyrinth, and the other one leads to…
ba-baba-BOOM!
certain DEATH!
death or spandex, death or spandex. i take burn!
nah who am i kidding, i love you 1996 david bowie from the movie labyrinth. you give the best advice.
1986
No, it was 1996. He’s talking about a guy he knew from a movie store. Also it wasn’t a real labyrinth he’s just slow and gets lost easily. It’s all right there in his name.
and the third door kills people who ask smart questions
They’re BOTH fire exits… DAH!
Why point to each other then, why not just say “FIRE EXIT”
>< that’s like two people wearing “I’m with stupid” shirts.
It’s be a lot simpler just to wear a shirt that says “STUPID”
Yes but who would wear a shirt labeled stupid other than you?
The person I’m with, of course… *stands beside you* >>
The same idiots that walk around in a “I’m with stupid” shirt.