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Vagabond

Quick, think in portals!

Trisreed

WHAT? YOU DIDNT TYPE FIRST?

Vagabond

>>
<<
*quickly shoots a portal into the wall and flees* ha HA!

ButhedaBunzai

Where did you place the other one?

-_-

o_o

OuO

Vagabond

*standing behind you* yeah… should have thought that one through huh… -_-

ButhedaBunzai

I was actually hoping you were going to say something nostalgic of gasman like…

“B.en..d over and I’ll show you where I placed the other one.”

Vagabond

*standing behind you* yeah… should have thought that one through huh… -_-

loz

nice one, vagabond, now we’re all gonna perish

Vagabond

… ♪ this was a triumph ♫ … >>

loz

:o this was your plan all along?! what a twist in the tale.
universal would kill for this plot.

Vagabond

Eat your heart out, M Kight Sha… Shama… Shey? Shaym… Freaking Indian names ><

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oh_My_Dog

That’s “M Night Sham-a-lam-a-ding-dong”.

 
 
Fractal

THE CAKE IS A LIE! *shoots second portal at someone’s head* Everyone through!

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Leiti

Yeah, the cake is a lie, if you don’t find the _unsigned_ exit way and get burned one level before happy end ;)

 
Ineverfial

maybe you have to put a portal through a portal you place
in the corner so you accelerate and fly past the texture?
Portal FAIL, Narbacular Drop WIN^^

 
Dragonwriter

Leiti–your HAPPY ENDING! has cake??

Kinky. ;)

 
Leiti

Yep? The portal cake and portal song are definitely the best end of a game i have ever played.
And one of the best parts is the fire trap for people who do not deserve a cake or at least a picture of it ;)
Someone got no cake? ;)

 
Dragonwriter

Really? Some people don’t get cake?

I got the cake. And the song made me *roffle*.

 
Ineverfial

sv_cheats 1
god
noclip
that should do, cheater!

 
Leiti

Someone proud of his FAIL cake?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Amber

What did you make the portal with? Your Sonic Blaster? But your Sonic screwdriver might do the trick to open the doors…

 
 
durr

you know it’s just as bad when you comment on how someone didn’t post FIRST!1!!!111

 
Tiamat Ruler

What? You didn’t type “I fail.”?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
ENG

THIRD!

三番! (Sanban!)

Trosieme!!!

loz

troisième!
(unless trosieme actually is a word in another language)

fuzz on the concept

faisons-nous les langues à la française, ma chèrie horizontale

 
o_O

I believe trosieme is like 13th in french…or maybe 3rd???

aaaaanon

3rd is something like tuois
it’s pronounced twa

Mashirafen

Three is trois. Third is troisième, I believe.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
anonymous coward

maybe doors are supposed to be opened??

Vagabond

So you might think, but in actuality, one door tells the truth, and one door lies! One leads to safety, and the other to *ba ba ba BUUUM* certain doom!

Either that or one do exits FROM a fire, and the other door exits TO a fire >>

 
chickie3737

Its like Labrynth!

Art Vandalay

Or an incredibly sadistic version of Let’s Make a Deal.

Avis

That would be so much more fun to watch!!

 
 
laura michelle

David Bowie?
*masturbates*

 
Tiamat Ruler

If you’re so happy, why do you sound so pissed off?

happiest girl

who said i was happy?

LB

Knowing your own name FAIL.

ThyGoblinKing

I believe it’s a false advertisement win.

 
happiest girl

knowing it’s a song from the 2006 re-released version of depeche modes album “violator” FAIL.

Tiamat Ruler

I still can’t figure out who would know that…

happiest girl

well obviously me? i’m the one who knows this, seen as i just told you where it’s from…

Tiamat Ruler

Exactly my point…:P

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happiest girl

um what?

 
Tiamat Ruler

Nevermind, explaining it will just ruin the joke xD

 
Vagabond

depeche mode is french… for “we suck”

 
happiest girl

musn’t have been a good joke.

 
aaaaanon

seeing as the joke revolves around what you *don’t* know…

 
Vagabond

*laughs* I get no respect, I tells ya, no respect at all! XD

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
durr

one of them leads to the castle at the end of the labyrinth, and the other one leads to…
ba-baba-BOOM!
certain DEATH!

death or spandex, death or spandex. i take burn!
nah who am i kidding, i love you 1996 david bowie from the movie labyrinth. you give the best advice.

durr's social worker

No, it was 1996. He’s talking about a guy he knew from a movie store. Also it wasn’t a real labyrinth he’s just slow and gets lost easily. It’s all right there in his name.

 
 
 
aaaaanon

and the third door kills people who ask smart questions

 
 
 
Lol

They’re BOTH fire exits… DAH!

Vagabond

Why point to each other then, why not just say “FIRE EXIT”

>< that’s like two people wearing “I’m with stupid” shirts.
It’s be a lot simpler just to wear a shirt that says “STUPID”

Fridge

Yes but who would wear a shirt labeled stupid other than you?

Vagabond

The person I’m with, of course… *stands beside you* >>

 
Nwabby

The same idiots that walk around in a “I’m with stupid” shirt.

Fractal