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first BAM.
Second BOOM
If the guy who made the call wasn’t a cop, he’d be tasered out of his trousers…
Third KEPOW. If I had watched the video, I’d know what you’re talking about.
Fourth SHAZZAM! the video is basically some cop phoning emergency services because he thinks he’s dying from a weed overdose.
Trend breaker here, doin’ my job.
God bless you, sir…
spoil sport!
soil sort!
what do you want to know? i’m quite apt at pedology
That’s a nice churt you’re wearing, loz!
thanks! …but chert is a type of rock.
*sigh*
I fail.
but somewhere in a parallel universe, you’re winning to balance it out.
Teacher: “Where’s the ‘P’?”
Bobby: “Running down my leg…”
Bobby Con! Bobby Con!
soiled short!!
shit pants.
Scheiße-Hosen für den Gewinn
I pantaloni di feci.
I shat’d.
I panted.
No shit.
But it’s really GOOD shit Mrs. Preskie.
your avatar looks like the shit of a creative autistic child.
In Soviet Russia brownie bakes you?
Fifth kaplunk lol im this vid made me lol and i think the cops ga
LOL epic comment fail
my avatar is better then youras tho :O yah i kno epic fail but what eva son lets all go to russia stick aan old tortilla down a random guys throt then make out with him
Just stop talking. You’re the f*cking George W. Bush of retards.
i live in mexico o.o…..
WOW……funny as hell
you ate those brownies, didn’t you?
Classic marijuana induced panic attack. If he wasn’t an idiot, he could have opened some windows, drank some water, calm the hell down and not bring SHAME and FAIL to his family and his precinct.
seems to me like it was probably his first marijuana experience and he probably had happened upon some especially potent stuff.
aside from the shame and pathetic fail it’s damn hilarious!
Hail to marijuana expert.
oh well, ykno, such experience
Sadly my first marijuana experience involved mucho vomiting and visualizing a funeral procession on the porcelain tank of my parents’ toilet while a friend stood loomed over me eating a pot noodle and asking, as slow as humanly possible: ‘Aarree yyoouu aallllrriigghhtt?’
Good times.
Similar for me, except my “friend” shot me in the back with a pellet gun, kinda was a buzz-kill.
Ah, yes. With friends like those…
what pisses me off is that they didn’t arrest them. police should be held to a HIGHER standard, not lower. the good ol’ boys club strikes again. welcome to america. it’s not what you do or how hard you work. it’s who you know and that’s no lie.
Guys, guys, guys….OBVIOUSLY this is
-fake
-photoshopped
-old…seen it before
-the result of American stupidity and therefore not really a fail
-the oposite of what would happen in Soviet Russia
-all of the above
How could you be so dumb?
shush. shush.
ok, you do not put “all of the above” at the end of a list.
The point of a list is to LIST THINGS that are meant to be understood as true.
It’s not a multiple choice thing.
Of course it’s all of the above. We just read all of the above and we still think you’re an idiot.
oh shush you pedant.
Ooh, good word of the day!
Pedantophile
Someone who gets turned on by ant larvae?
Man. You are so killing my buzz.
Dave?
He’s not here.
We read your 2 posts and we still think
-you’re a twat
-you’re too dumb to get irony
-it’s redundant to post 2 responses to one post
-your parents were mean for naming you laura michelle
-someone peed in your wheaties
-all of the above
hahaha high-five
well then fail on me.
Good to know you’re versed in the combat of pot-induced panic attacks. Where’s the shame and fail now?
If his fellow cops weren’t arseholes, they could’ve charged him for committing a misdemeanor (charging someone for a CRIME?! what an INCREDIBLE concept!) and not bring further SHAME and FAIL to the precinct.
Getting one of the news anchors to snort!!! Priceless!
then she said, sorry.
she probably smokes a lot of chronic, too.
That made the whole newscast. “Sorry!”
i’m guessing someone isn’t going to make Anchor this year…
i don’t get all this ‘anchor’ talk. does it just refer to a news reporter?
You didn’t notice the ship in the background?
Admiral Loz Nelson for the Victory (HMS)
haha, i approve of the ‘admiral’ title, i feel it suits me
No. Sometimes anchors are used to keep boats from floating away. I havent quite figured out how to keep them from drowning though.
boats drown?
oh, anchors, i get it…
*hits self*
*puff*
*puff*
*pass*
What’s up with the pinner?