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Burn of the Week

About the Burn of the Week

Every week, we will be highlighting a retort and one or two runner-up retorts from the comment section of failblog posts. To nominate a comment, email failpictures+burn@gmail.com

Burn of the Week

From the Semantics Fail post.

Runners Up

In response to Phone Fail and Honking Fail, respectively. Congratulations to K for this amazing achievement.

Based on your suggestions, we will be implementing a voting system starting next week where YOU decide who the winners and runners up are from a list of several nominees. As usual, nominate a comment for the burn of the week by emailing failpictures+burn@gmail.com.

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wonder mutt

how many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb?
F*&K’em, let them cry in the dark.

 
 
Jackie Pancake

Either that answer or this one:
Two. One gets to change the light bulb, while the other gets to write a depressing poem about how he misses the old one.

talonsofpeace

My answer three. One to change the lightbulb, and two others to maintain an in-group exclusivity to the light bulb changer, who now has NO friends.

nytshad

6.
1 to change the bulb,
4 to follow the dead bulb as a shiny new metaphore for how life is pain,
and 1 to reject their new doctorine because there all a bunch of conformist twats anyway.

Now where’s my book of crappy death poetry…

Moo

I choose choice 14.3. All the emos tear down the light and make it a deity to there pain. Some guy comes along, changes the bulb, and walks away. The emos wallow in anguish, cutting themselves to death while screaming badly written poetry that somehow rhymes “pain” and “blindness” with “light bulb”.

loz

i fail to see the humour… uh oh. i’m the only one who isn’t amused by emo jokes.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
fuzz on the concept

If K was there …
and she was emo …
would you offer K emo therapy?

Dragonwriter

Omg…will you please have my cyber-babies?

ReTARDIS

DRAGONWRITER! ::masturbates::

Dragonwriter

Ok…as honored as I am to have a masturbating fan on the blog, you only get one *snork* for that. :p

raelalt

You know that you have acquired immortality when…

Adam

Did ya know ReTARDIS that every time you masturbates, god kills a kitten.I’m just thinking, call an emo “kitty”.Then masturbate. Will “it” die? If yes, i’ve invented the ultimate and the most enjoyable weapon against emo-s!!! call an emo kitten and masturbate here if you agree!!!::masturbate::

Tiamat Ruler

You’re a kitten! *masturbates*

 
 
Gorgonzola

…..you stop dying

Tiamat Ruler

The Emo’s greatest fear…

 
fuzz on the concept

I only died one time.

 
loz

i die every day, le petit mort baby yeah!

 
K

Those are some killer hands you’ve got, there.

 
 
ReTARDIS

But it was a little death.

 
 
 
 
Dragonwriter

Ooh! I have a posse of masturbating fans!!

Now if I could only find a straight, single, male one….

Tiamat Ruler

LMAO! Well, I’m bi, but I’m not single. (Yes, I said I was gay in the other thread. What I say depends on how I’m feeling that day…or the direction my fingers decide to go.)

loz

bisexuals ftw! *high-five*

Tiamat Ruler

YAY! *high-fives* Or is it: *low-fists*

 
 
 
 
loz

i don’t think two counts as a posse, so i’ll join in to help validate, even though i’m neither straight nor single nor male…
*masturbates*

 
K

Crooked double hermaphrodite. :(

loz

yeah, it’s a tough life. it could be worse, i could be triple.

 
 
 
 
Prolific

With so much Masturbating going on in here, you’d think that the cat
species on Earth are pretty much extinct by this point

 
 
 
 
 
 
fuzz on the concept

Along with their Jewish mother — who’s fine, btw, she’s just going to sit in dark.

Madelyn

It’s only me. Really, I’ll be fine.

 
 
now ya all know

you need 5 because the room has only 4 corners ^^ then 4 emos get in every corner of the room and 1 can change the light bulb xD
(//.o) <– i hate emos

loz

if 4 emos got in every corner and 1 changed the lightbulb, you’d have 17, not 5.

emos hate you too.

Tiamat Ruler

Emos hate everything.

 
 
 
 
magichateball

i wish my grass were emo so it would cut itself

loz

i have never heard that witty one-liner, or any variation thereof, in my entire life.
well done!

 
raelalt

If there was a witty post of the week nomination. I would nominate this one.

Are you sure you can’t rephrase it so that it is “burn”?

 
 
 
Nowhereman

“Nice ome” was better : P

 
Dragonwriter

And Special-K goes for the WIN!!!! YAY!!!!

fuzz on the concept

yeps, K’s was a scream :)

 
 
 
 
Orygunner

First Lack Of Comment!

 
Captain Obvious

C’mon, there were better ones than these.

joojifz

fucking failblog we don’t have to do all of your work! you can look for some too!
we don’t get money from all of your lame ass banners!

lazy failblog!

failblog

I read most of the comments to every post. I do, however, have a soft spot for “lonely grammarian” burns, so if that ain’t your cup of tea, nominate something else.

 
 
Captain Obvious

Sorry, I thought you guys picked them.

hello

how do you nominate them? because i have to say, there were indeed much better ones. one thumb down.