Burn of the Week
About the Burn of the Week
Every week, we will be highlighting a retort and one or two runner-up retorts from the comment section of failblog posts. To nominate a comment, email failpictures+burn@gmail.com
Burn of the Week
From the Semantics Fail post.
Runners Up
In response to Phone Fail and Honking Fail, respectively. Congratulations to K for this amazing achievement.
Based on your suggestions, we will be implementing a voting system starting next week where YOU decide who the winners and runners up are from a list of several nominees. As usual, nominate a comment for the burn of the week by emailing failpictures+burn@gmail.com.
how many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb?
F*&K’em, let them cry in the dark.
what?
hahah nice
Either that answer or this one:
Two. One gets to change the light bulb, while the other gets to write a depressing poem about how he misses the old one.
My answer three. One to change the lightbulb, and two others to maintain an in-group exclusivity to the light bulb changer, who now has NO friends.
6.
1 to change the bulb,
4 to follow the dead bulb as a shiny new metaphore for how life is pain,
and 1 to reject their new doctorine because there all a bunch of conformist twats anyway.
Now where’s my book of crappy death poetry…
I choose choice 14.3. All the emos tear down the light and make it a deity to there pain. Some guy comes along, changes the bulb, and walks away. The emos wallow in anguish, cutting themselves to death while screaming badly written poetry that somehow rhymes “pain” and “blindness” with “light bulb”.
ROFL
i fail to see the humour… uh oh. i’m the only one who isn’t amused by emo jokes.
Cry some more, emo kid.
:’(
If K was there …
and she was emo …
would you offer K emo therapy?
Omg…will you please have my cyber-babies?
DRAGONWRITER! ::masturbates::
Ok…as honored as I am to have a masturbating fan on the blog, you only get one *snork* for that. :p
You know that you have acquired immortality when…
Did ya know ReTARDIS that every time you masturbates, god kills a kitten.I’m just thinking, call an emo “kitty”.Then masturbate. Will “it” die? If yes, i’ve invented the ultimate and the most enjoyable weapon against emo-s!!! call an emo kitten and masturbate here if you agree!!!::masturbate::
You’re a kitten! *masturbates*
…..you stop dying
The Emo’s greatest fear…
I only died one time.
That’s what she said.
i die every day, le petit mort baby yeah!
orgasm win
Those are some killer hands you’ve got, there.
But it was a little death.
*masturbates*
Ooh! I have a posse of masturbating fans!!
Now if I could only find a straight, single, male one….
LMAO! Well, I’m bi, but I’m not single. (Yes, I said I was gay in the other thread. What I say depends on how I’m feeling that day…or the direction my fingers decide to go.)
bisexuals ftw! *high-five*
YAY! *high-fives* Or is it: *low-fists*
high fives ftw! *tri-sexual*
i don’t think two counts as a posse, so i’ll join in to help validate, even though i’m neither straight nor single nor male…
*masturbates*
Awww…! That’s so sweet of you!!
Crooked double hermaphrodite.
yeah, it’s a tough life. it could be worse, i could be triple.
With so much Masturbating going on in here, you’d think that the cat
species on Earth are pretty much extinct by this point
Along with their Jewish mother — who’s fine, btw, she’s just going to sit in dark.
It’s only me. Really, I’ll be fine.
you need 5 because the room has only 4 corners ^^ then 4 emos get in every corner of the room and 1 can change the light bulb xD
(//.o) <– i hate emos
if 4 emos got in every corner and 1 changed the lightbulb, you’d have 17, not 5.
emos hate you too.
Emos hate everything.
<3
i wish my grass were emo so it would cut itself
i have never heard that witty one-liner, or any variation thereof, in my entire life.
well done!
If there was a witty post of the week nomination. I would nominate this one.
Are you sure you can’t rephrase it so that it is “burn”?
“Nice ome” was better : P
And Special-K goes for the WIN!!!! YAY!!!!
yeps, K’s was a scream
My… penis?
oh so modest
*AAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!*
I don’t take a CRAP out of it…
(don’t pake my carp)
second
Seconded!
Moved … oh … so moved.
First Lack Of Comment!
C’mon, there were better ones than these.
Then… nominate them?
fucking failblog we don’t have to do all of your work! you can look for some too!
we don’t get money from all of your lame ass banners!
lazy failblog!
I read most of the comments to every post. I do, however, have a soft spot for “lonely grammarian” burns, so if that ain’t your cup of tea, nominate something else.
Sorry, I thought you guys picked them.
how do you nominate them? because i have to say, there were indeed much better ones. one thumb down.